/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I hope this really happened and isn't just supposed to be another "Hurr, women are whores" threads. It sounds really hot.

>>7108532

Odd...as a dude I didn't thinking "whore" as I thought "kinky as hell." Also ballsy. Also double standards maybe?

Girl asks guy in armor to feel her up. That's hot.
Guy ask girl in armor to feel him up, he gets escorted out of the building.

>>7108575
I've had men just come up and ask me to perform sex acts with/to them and if they didn't ask in a way that felt threatening or creepy I'd just tell them no and walk away. I only really got offended by the dude who insisted that I do things and kept asking me how much it would take. Fuck that guy, but only figuratively.

>>7108585
>kept asking me how much it would take
So how much WOULD it take?

I took away a Homestuck cosplayers horns because they got grey paint on my cousins cosplay and all we got was a 'deal wit et nerdzzz' response. Then we immediately went to my hotel room and changed into different cosplays because that girls group was crazy and out for blood.

>>7108587

You, shush.

>>7108512
OP, give details please. I like where this thread is going.

>>7108587
Not even a life-changing amount of money would be enough. It'd shatter my heart and I'd just be a miserable husk.

>>7108592

Homestucks do seem to always hunt in packs.

>>7108598

I think you overestimate how devastating it would be.

>>7108605
I had a taste of something less severe when I needed money or else I'd have been out on the street. I still think back to what happened and feel deep, penetrating shame and regret. I don't think I'm overestimating.

sat in a hentai viewing room watching bible black with a bunch of guys fapping around me on a dare. it ended up being kind of hot, though i'd never admit it IRL.

>>7108512

I was crossplaying and I went into the mens restroom that my crush went into and sucked him off. He had no idea I was at the con and I didn't know either. I've always hidden my powerlevel and he didn't recognize me. One of my favorite memories.

>>7108607
>something less severe

OK, now I'm curious.

>>7108610

People watch Bible Black non-ironically?

>>7108611

Yeah, no you didn't.

Hmmmm weirdest, eh? OH! I know. 2007, I was in line for the cosplay contest at DragonCon and this man in front me ad he kept rotating his shoulder. I didn't think much of it, it was like he just sore and streching it. After a bit he says "Shit...Shit!" and he turns to me and says "Sorry, this is going to sound weird, feel free to say no, but...I think my shoulder just popped out of it's socket. Does it look off to you?"
And sure enough, his shoulder blade or something was clearly not in the right place. He was cosplaying some sort of mecha thing, so one of his hands was a drill and he couldn't reach around himself to snap it back in place.
So I says "Yeah, your shoulder bone looks like its...like, a foot lower than it should be dude. Lol."
"Shit, yeah that's what it feels like. Umm...I hate to ask, but do you think you can shove it back into place for me?"

And I was like Okey Dokey! I've never felt something to strange before. I pushed it UP and then IN like a fucking pieces of machine metal or something and I heard the loudest SNAP when it popped back into place. He let out a great "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck yeah, that feels so much better. Thanks!"

And that was it! I saw him later at the rave and he gave me a thumbs up.

>>7108619
>Hmmmm weirdest, eh? OH! I know.

>>7108621

>>7108629

Learn how to type like a human fucking being.

>>7108512
Super hot, I really have a fetish for armor/helmets. I wish my boyfriend would fool around in cosplay, but he's always too busy being a drunk attention whore.

>>7108649
Are you me? On both counts, unfortunately.

>>7108649
>I wish my boyfriend would fool around in cosplay

This conversation can only end well.

>I want you to fuck me while wearing this mask!
>....Are you saying I'm ugly?

>>7108652
I might be you.

>>7108649
>>7108652

...are you two me as well!? I've asked my Bf this before actually and he got maaaaaaaaad. Really, really mad. Suddenly he went off about how I want to sleep with other guys and not him, how he's not hansom enough, that when we do it he only thinks about me, ect ect.
You have no idea how frustrating my sex life is. I have a fetish that's not super weird and I totally can't get it. And no, I can't get a new Bf, cause we're getting close to almost being married. FML. JUST WEAR THE BOBA FETT HELMET AND FUCK ME PLEASE. I'm not asking for a lot!

I wandered into a hotel party where they were doing a sexiness contest of some sort. I just was there to drink and socialize, but someone (I have no idea who it was) actually grabbed me and pushed me into the contest area. Then I won the contest I never wanted to enter by bringing great shame to my ancestors. Such a weird mix of regret and pride. Each year I get hammered and manage to degrade myself in a whole new way.

>>7108660
Mine is perfectly okay with it, but he's a drunk attention whore who neglects me at cons. He has to call all his party con friends to spend the entire friggin' day with us and completely ignores me to be a drunk party dude. So fucking obnoxious. I hate his con behavior. He's a lazy lover as well. Meh.

>>7108660
>>7108653

FUCKING CALLED IT!

Personally, I'd be more concerned about the fact that none of my helmets are comfortable enough... Even the motorcycle one would get uncomfortably hot in short order.

>>7108660
Boba Fett's armor is so fucking hot, though. Hnnnngg

>>7108668
I know, right? I'm so pathetic. I have a folder with 736 photos of Masks and Armors. My Bf only has like...200 in his porn folder. What is my life.

>>7108674
How much of that is sentai? Sentai makes up a loooooot of my stash.

>>7108680
>sentai

Do you mean literal sentai via Super Sentai, or the actual meaning of "military -like uniform?" Cause I actually have very little SS pics and more stuff that ranges from Mass Effect hotties and Morden Warfare to samurai battle masks and The Stig from Top Gear. The range anon. THE RANGE!

>>7108688
Gokaiger, Power Rangers, Magiranger type sentai.

I had no idea /cgl/ was so...weird. Nerdy, sure. But not so kinky.

This thread makes me happy that I have a good Sir that takes care of me with a Vader mask on.
Dat force choke. *swoon*

>>7108707
You're lucky. I'm a domme, not a sub, but my guy is such a lazy submissive and a lazy lover. I guess after 10 years a lot of people put less and less effort into things.

>>7108711
Saging

Are you guys active in your local kink community? That really did wonders for our sex life. Since we've stopped going, we haven't had sex (much less a scene) in over a month.
It really makes you want to better your sex life.

>>7108718
We have kids and I have social anxiety, so the most I do is chat on Fetlife and lurk threads. There's a ton of munches and a kink club around here called the Woodshed, but he doesn't want to go because it makes him nervous. We're having really bad marital issues outside of sex lives as well anyway.

>>7108718
Not who you're replying to, but I used to actually help run fetish events in my area. The drama in the fetish community is so bad, though, especially when you're placed in charge of something. I had to ditch it for my mental health.

Found my boyfriend/Master through the scene, though, so it wasn't all for nothing, even though it turns out he isn't as into it as I am. And I learned what I'm really into. Going to save up for a violet wand and a cage bed.

Since a lot of you other cosplayers seem pretty kinky, I'd agree you might want to dip your toes into fetish events. Just stay casual about it, don't go over the top, and whatever you fucking do never agree to run anything.

>>7108688
>The Stig from Top Gear

Excellent taste anon.

>>7108688
You're really cute, anon. I hope your bf will come around some day.

I've never quite thought about it but yeah, getting fucked by someone in an armored mask like that would be pretty damn hot. Especially hearing all the heavy breathing.

>>7108725
I'm so sorry to hear that. Maybe you guys could start "dating" again. Get that magic going, you know? It's always hard with kids. I really, sincerely hope your relationship improves.

>>7108727
Not to be rude in any way but

>The drama in the fetish community is so bad

???
I understand that running events is a whole new level of drama and stress, but, honestly, I feel the drama in the cosplay community is so much worse.

I do agree with the rest of your post. especially your advice on not taking it so seriously. It /is/ called "play" for a reason.

Again, sorry for not contributing. I've never done anything super weird at a convention, but I can't wait to hear more stories!

>>7108688
Oh my god I got a Super Sentai helmet for a collection once and had my husband fuck me in it. It was AMAZING! We also have Halo helmets, a Drrarara! helmet and some storm trooper helmets but he won't wear any of those.

One time at a convention I got so drunk my friend had to actually carry me back to the room. I was 17 and she kept her cool really well and took care of me. Apparently I was getting securities attention because I was giving guys body shots and letting them mix margaritas in my mouth

>>7108741
The drama in the fet scene is different. It's issues with consent, for the most part. That's the big one. Then there are little grievances, like "they didn't call me a zer, I'm gender fluid, bigoted piece of shit!" or "he asked me not to touch his penis, he must be homophobic, I'm going to tell everyone!" And the normal shit, like cheating, jealousy, or people plain-ol' disliking/disrespecting each other.

When you're actually in charge of something, it only gets worse, because leaders in the kink community are often cutthroat as fuck. That's why I left. I was given forged documents regarding the safety of a building I was running events in, I was stabbed in the back repeatedly by a friend who ran events with me, and lord knows exactly how much I was lied to overall.

You also get pretty sick of cleaning up used condoms that people toss haphazardly on the floor.

Trying to sage, but it isn't working.

So, to make this more cosplay related, I have a friend who runs fetish parties every year at a con I go to. I haven't been though, since it requires you be sober. I might pop in this year, since he has a violet wand, and I haven't been shocked in half a year.

I once asked an Altair cosplayer if I could touch his face. He didn't hear me and asked me to repeat myself, but I was too shy to ask again so I just asked for his picture. I guess I figured saying, "dude your face is just sexy or what i can see of it is anyway" would be a little weird.

I get mad lady boners for Altair because he's got three things that I just find really sexy: a hood pulled down over his eyes, a rugged jawline, and that sexy lip scar. I dont know why those things get me, but they do.

While we're on the armor topic, I tend to whistle at guys wearing full armor and face masks. And I think Gurren Lagann is very sexy.

>>7108778
> I was stabbed in the back repeatedly by a friend who ran events with me

I wasn't sure if I was suppose to take that literally or not.

>>7108789
No, you weren't. But I've had other friends cut me, burn me, shock me, and beat me with various things. So stabbing isn't farfetched.

>be 14
>huge weeb stage
>playing pocky game at like 4am
>told everyone I was 18
>pretty much had sex in the Hallway with some 30-40 year old stranger

>>7109719
>had sex in the Hallway
How did this happen?

>>7108789
One time my friend was at a party and some guy literally stabbed him in the back with a knife.
He was so drunk he didn't notice/forgot, went home and fell asleep. When he woke up his bed was soaked in blood.

>>7109814

"get a room" but in reverse: "stop making out in the room I'm trying to sleep!"

ITT: Women being massive slutwhores.

>>7109719
But this one takes the slutwhore cake. And eats it too!

>>7109719
>told everyone I was 18

Please stop doing this to us.

If I'm fairly attractive, pretty muscular, but also chubby, do I have a chance for girls to randomly want to hook up with me at a con?

Keep in mind I'm 6' and my armor will be amazing

>>7110021
Why? It's their fault, why should I care. They're adult men, they should know better than to rape me.

>>7110150
You're not muscular if you're a fatty.

If you know how to act Alpha and/or have money, you're ok.

>>7110152
Muscle mass and fat content are not mutually exclusive.

>>7110153
I don't care about your opinions fatty, on /cgl/, you are muscular if you have visible abs.

I attended this fanservice panel once, because my friends were entering the contest and I was to offer moral support. A really weird crossdressing guy asked me if I wanted to be his partner for the contest and I was kind of, "Er... no..." and he was like, "Well that's okay, tell me if you change your mind sweetie."

Yea, no.

Somehow, I ended up participating in the contest with him anyways because he made these puppy-eyes (and I'm a sucker for puppy eyes). We rolled on the table doing clothed sex imitations. So much embaressment after.

Happy ending: my friends won the contest and one of them was impressed by my balls (aka impulsiveness...?)

>>7108660
your boyfriend sounds fucking cray cray like why would you marry someone who gets that dang pissed off because you asked them to wear a fucking boba fett helmet

>>7110153
>I have abs under all of my fat, I swear!

>>7108649
I have the opposite problem, my boyfriend wants to foo, around in cosplay, and I won't allow it, because god damn I can't wash this.

Okay, guys, I have one.
>go to small local con
>don't hook up with random people I just met
>don't make out with random people
>spend two full days at con without having intimate contact with anyone other than my boyfriend.

>>7110186
You're a savage fucking animal, get out.

>>7110186
It's kinda weird how OP asked for "weirdest" thing that happened them, and somehow this thread derailed into sexual kinks and such.

So to somewhat tread back to the "weird", I would have the say the weirdest I've ever done was fill in for one of my girlfriend's friends who couldn't go to a con, and she was a major part of a skit that they worked one for like a year. They were pretty bummed that they had to pull out, and without anyone asking me, I volunteered. I had to put on a silk dress and blond wig, but I'm such a skinny guy, I looked like a girl on stage.

>>ironically enough I got a very awesome little thank you from my GF that night. Sooo.......I guess everything in this life really does lead to sex. Oh well.

Dressed up as Totoro by accident (given a costume by my friends) and got pulled into a cosplay trivia contest. I just screamed profanities out of my costume and jumped around and nobody knew what was going on.

Left my cell phone in, came in later looking for it, nobody knew who I was. It was extremely funny.

>>7110324
>Sooo.......I guess everything in this life really does lead to sex. Oh well.
Freud would be proud my freind.

Weirdest thing for me, I was only 14 at the time, but I joined a spin the bottle game. Some creepy guy wanted to kiss me with tongue, but he was like 24 (or so I thought at the time) and it was just weird. I know that isn't weird compared to some stories, but it was weird for me.

>>7110186
Cool, me too.
>go to small local con
>don't hook up with random people I just met
>don't make out with random people
>spend two full days at con without having intimate contact with anyone other than absolutely fucking nobody because tfw no qt3.14 bf

welp

>>7108660
Ugh, ditto. I asked my boyfriend if he'd dress up as Equius from Homestuck for sex some time and he got so fucking offended. It's retarded. I wouldn't flip my shit if he wanted me to dress up.

>>7110150

Post pics of armor. I will judge based off that, since, like ravens and shiny things, women are attracted to how sleek the armor is, not what the guy looks up under it.

>>7110456
He was probably just disgusted with your shit taste.

Weirdest thing for me was sitting next to a 16 year old boy in a dress while watching hardcore yaoi at a con. His eyes were like fucking saucers the whole time.

my friend and i could not find a quiet area
which was insane because it was like, really late at night
so you'd think there would be a lot of quiet
but there wasn't
so we ended up sitting in a hentai panel with like 20+ huge neckbeards and nothing else just to talk

i guess that was the ~weirdest~ thing i have done at a con
it was only weird because of the noises the guys were making though

>>7108512

Why does right harpy look like she's in a porno?

Man, y'all Americans and having sex at conventions, our conventions are so lame in comparison, I am crying a bit

I was drunk off my ass last year Connichi and I was completely annoying and all my friends were kinda ashamed but also kinda rolling with it and I was kinda trying to get everyone in a fight by randomly insulting other Avengers cosplayers that were drunk as well and then I crashed a friend's birthdayparty, got upset and told everyone I hated them and that I was leaving now, holding my mead-filled drinking horn to my head and acting as if I called a cab. My girlfriend found me a real cab, pushed me in and had to shut me up when I told the driver, we were going TO ASGARD!1.

Whenever someone tells me, they met me last year's Connichi, I am instantly apologizing. Like, apologizing a lot.
But also, my friends and I found a camera that day and looked at the pics to see whether we recognize someone on the photos and there were plenty minutes of lesbian amateur porn on that cam and I had to drink to forget

More like

'Whoriest thing you've done at a con?'

I made a ex of mine cosplay as Nami for no reason other than this girl I had a major crush on cosplayed as her and I wanted to pretend it was this girl while having sex

Seems pretty strange looking back on it. I've always thought sex with costumes on was pretty weird but for some reason this got me really hot

>>7108773
real classy
when your 17 thats called trashy not kinky
grow up a little first honey

>>7109719
wtf is wrong with you, why are you fucking proud of this? do you fucking realize you would ruin his life if that ever got out? thats sex offender on his record for the rest of his life
You are the Miley Cyrus of the cosplay comm

>>7110167

if a dude asked you to wear a mask while he fucked you wouldn't you at all be a little suspicious?

>>7108649
hey! leave us drunk attentionn whores alone.

>>7110788
Except I never said it was kinky?
That was the weirdest, most regrettable thing I've ever done at a convention. Isn't that what the thread was about?

>>7110791
>>7110788

I thought this was 'weirdest things you did at con' thread, not 'let's all be moralisers on 4chan' thread.

>>7110890
"Slutty" is not "weird" especially not to slut-veterans like you.

>>7110456
Maybe he was just offended by how bad your taste in everything is.

>>7110805
...No? I wouldn't? Especially if he had sex with me before the mask and continued to have sex with me after the mask... You might be a little insecure, hon.

Now if it were a kigurumi mask, that might raise an eyebrow.

>Girls want masks to be put on them during sex
>Putting a paper bag on her head during sex would cause her to sue you for severe trauma and evoke feminist riots

I don't get it

>>7110986
>2013
>not seeing how sexy masks and helmets are

>>7110986
I don't want the mask on me, I want the mask/helmet on my partner. Armor, too. It gives the illusion that you're mysterious and powerful.

>>7110986
>not understanding that some people have kinks that other people would find traumatic

>>7110995
What if I find paper bags with holes cut in it sexy?

>>7111039
Then you wear the shit out of it and have fun.

>>7111039
>tfw you actually do think it's sexy
>tfw you're very attracted to Faust from Guilty Gear

>>7110456
Wouldn't be too strange if my girlfriend got offended after I ask her to dress up as some attractive anime character and let me fuck her. It makes people feel like they aren't wanted and that their partner would rather be with someone imaginary and are "settling" for you.

>>7111062
My guy asks me to dress up as tons of different characters just to bone me as them, never bothered me.

>>7110961

All my this.

>>7110805
My bf has asked me to make costumes specifically for sexytime before. Like extra skimpy versions of my cosplays so the originals don't get messed up. Doing something different doesn't mean you wanna bang someone else.

>>7111062
It must suck to date a vanilla person.

>>7108660
I'm guessing you didn't ask if he had any character he would like to fuck. My GF at the time when naruto was coming out dressed up like Sakura and when I asked if i could fuck her in costume she told me some shit about cleaning it so i just started buying cheap costumes that I can fuck her in and tear and rip during sex.

>>7110986
>simple paper bag, a joke known widely as the way to fuck a girl who is so ugly you couldn't look at her face but you're desperate enough to fuck her
>compared to a mask with zero negative meaning
>that is a kink, not a way to fuck an ugly guy without the "pain" of seeing his face.

once I was laying down in the back of some room for a dance, was charging my phone and using my backpack as a pillow, my head was upside down and looked up this girls skirt

>>7111138
Should have taken a picture ;)

Late Saturday night group is waiting for elevator. Feels like forever waiting. Finally a funny looking elevator opens up alittle down the hallway. Looks like a maintenance elevator. Group is completely fucked up and in adventure mode. We get in ,friend presses all the buttons. Starts to go down. "Haha funny I wonder where we'll end up" KEEPS going down . Arrow is flashing down. Everyone freaks, were heading to silent hill boiler room. Keeps going down till finally it stops. Everyone is super tense. "ding" it opens up we are somehow on the top floor. Minds blown

>>go to con dressed as Frank from Dead Rising
>>servbot mask and business suit
>>deadpan guy from Japanese class goes with me as generic zombie to pose with in pictures
>>had friend who's in theatre do his makeup so it looks awesome
>>want to get it in but not sure if he wants the d
>>get super drunk and befriend these two chicks who are both really sweet
>>they come back to our room and hang out
>>everyone gets along great, they're playing vidja with zombie and I'm dicking around in my pajamas with the servbot mask on
>>the girls leave after we all exchange info
>>suddenly he's all over me
>>turns out he was the tiniest bit jealous
>>???
>>do the sex
>>he's loud as fuck and it's sticky because corn syrup blood
>>mfw I boned a dude while he was in fairly realistic corpse paint
>>mfw I remember I had the servbot mask on for a good portion of it the next morning
>>mfw I have no face

I've only been to one con and this is the reason why
>go to local college con at RIT ~2006
>get my girlfriend to go as peach I go as mario
>decide to take two hits of acid before we go
>first hour is fine
>second hour
>third hour
>adsfw hour
>mind is spinning with colors
>every single person is a monster from a game that I played or manga that I read
>girlfriend is tripping just as hard
>friend/babysitter convinces us to enter in the skit contest
>tell person at desk that were gonna do a dance to the Mario theme song
>"OK WOW YOU GUYS LOOK SO CUTE"
>"I guess it could go that way" (no kidding thats what I said)
>forget that im in line for the contest
>realize that I have to go out in front of a crowd of about 50 people to do something...
>girlfriend grabs my cock and whispers in my ear
>"Anon, I you to fuck me in front of all these nerds"
>we go out on stage all jumpy and stuff as the song plays
>proceed to tear off our clothes and roll around on floor
>actually manage to get a few pumps in before security guard is on me
>another grabs my girlfriend and I lose it
>bite guard who has arm around my neck and stick fingers in eyes of other
>grab girlfriend and run
we ended up just sitting in the woods for hours near the campus until our friends found us. They were still laughing and told us that a ton of people got buttmad because we lost the contest

>>7111297
I seriously doubt it is, but please let this be true. Oh man.

>>7111297

>this thread
>the weirdest thing I've ever done at a con was cry in the Dealer Room

>>7108649
>>7108652
>>7108660
Apparently, we are all the same person. I want someone as Boba Fett or Pyramid Head or I don't even care who to just wreck me. Every time I'm dating someone who wants to cosplay with me, they want to have sex while I'm in costume. But suddenly it's weird if they have to wear a helmet or something? Even if I'm on top? This is bullshit.

>>7111363
>Boba Fett or Pyramid head

Those are my top two. Dear god, we ARE the same person.

>>7111363
Boba Fett and Pyramid Head are my two favorites as well. Then any of the original Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, but mostly Green.
>dat everything

>>7111363
>>7111368
>>7111371

At this point, I think we need to form a club or some shit. This is ridiculous.

>>7111368
>>7111371
>>7111373
This is ridiculous. Why are we all not best friends already?

>>7111373
We're sisters from another mister.

>>7111374
>>7111373
>>7111371

You guys do know what we have is a form of mechaphilia right?

>>7111790
I do dig robots a lot (Pharaoh Man, yes please), but I'm not into vehicles of any kind. And Pyramid Head and Boba are fleshy. So I'm not sure.

>Mfw when I find a thread full of people with the same kink as me

Guys I dont even browse /cgl/ that much

hid inside a weird room once

>>7111794
>ExcitedJonahHill.gif

Phaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraoh Man!? Fuuuuuuck. Where isn't there an Armor Con?

>>7111824

>Armor Con

Are you trying to get me arrested.

>>7111790

I thought there wasn't a name for robot-fetishes. Besides it being called a ..well, fetish. What if you like dat human, but you just want to keep it a mystery as to what he looks like?

Time to post some of my fav mask/armor pics. Still cosplay related if it inspires someone....in more than one way.

>>7111835

I swear, Clone Wars was made just for me. It's like some twisted form of porno for me. I put it on mute sometimes, I'm so fucking weird.

>>7111840

>>7111842

this man introduced me to several of my kinks and reminded me of one or two others

>>7111843

>>7111848

>>7108780
Both Ezio and Altair are sexy as fuck. Sortof related, bf makes one badass Ezio, even though the costume is extremely heavy and hot he agrees to have sex and please my inner fangirl

>>7111854

>>7111861

What's better than hood? Gay hoods.

>>7111854

Umpf. This does things to me. WHY.

>>7110149
>rape
Holy shit you let him fuck you it's your fault you whore

This thread is making me swoon.

If there's ever an ArmorCon, I'm going to need someone to carry me. I don't think I'll be able to walk with all of that quivering.

>>7111871
That's old news, this thread is now about how incredibly hot guys with their faces hidden are. Post cosplay pics of guys in armor and hoods and shit.

>>7111869
Can...can I be in the middle?

>>7111790
I like monsters too.

>>7111883

>>7111883

At cons I fucking hug everyone.

I wear a cosplay one day, maid uniform another, and lolita on the last day.

the day I wear my maid outfit is the hugging day. at cons I turn into a fucking hug monster
>can I get a picture?
>can I get a hug too?

>hey, I like your backpack
>can I get a hug?

>are you sitting alone?
>no?
>give me a hug anyway

all of the fucking hugs. all of them. as long as you don't look too greasy and unhygienic you get a hug.

anyone else turn into a hug-whore at cons?

>>7111790
That explains why I'm so into dat sheen. Lots of sexy Daft Punk images. I've always wanted to cosplay Boba Fett and one of the Daft Punk dudes even though I'm a lady because I'm so into them.

>>7108662
Get a better boyfriend.

>>7111900
I did this exactly once, and it all ended horribly when I got a crowd of people wanting hugs and one of them was this really cute guy and then the weeaboos started screeching about "OMG they're going to yaoi in the halls!"

Fuck's sake how am I supposed to surreptitiously feel up cute man butt when you lot are screaming how we're totally gaying up the area?

>>7111900
I love you so much. I need to get something cute together so I can just go around hugging people.

And touch every assassin's face.

Every one of them.

>>7111847
I was just.going.to mention him.
+boba fett
+any of the power armor wearing guys in fallout.

>>7111271
amazing

I can't be the only one?

>>7111919

Mmmmmmmmmmmm noooope.

I'm such a fucking fag for Rinzler its not even funny anymore. Shame he's not cosplayed all that much anymore.

>>7111919

DontLikeTheNaziDontLikeTheNaziDontLikeTheNaziDontLikeTheNaziDontLikeTheNaziDontLikeTheNaziDontLikeTheNaziDontLikeTheNaziDontLikeTheNaziDontLikeTheNaziDontLikeTheNaziDontLikeTheNaziDontLikeTheNazi....DAMMIT. I just pretend that he's not a Nazi but...just a hot guy that time traveled from a different Earth and he had no idea who Hitler was and just kinda chilled in Germany and then got his beautiful helmet face punched my Hellboy for being to sexy.

>>7111926
Monsters AND masks? Hot damn.

>>7111928

Dem lights.

>>7111926

>kroenen

oh no.
oh no no no I've tried to bury that one

>>7111916
>that mask
>that stong core
>that...well that accent

>why don't you exist

>>7111904
We are human
After all
That's uncommon
After all

>>7108660

> mfw gf not only mimics the TF2 Soldier's voice perfectly but is more than willing to wear a helmet during sex

>mfw all she requests back is that I imitate Sniper

>>7111933

>>Bury
>>Kroenen
>>He's a zombie.

Whelp, I guess you knew he would come back one day and......bite....you in the ass again, huh?

>>7111929
Mask + post apocalyptic + nazi. Everything I love ever

>>7111945

>ohstopit.jpg

I really can't though. being not german/aryan filth and all.

>>7111937
all of my this.
I made my Boyfriend be him for halloween

>>7111944

I hate you...

>>7111933
You know he'd be a freak in bed.

>dat flexibility

>>7108773

No mask, but still all of my hhnnngggg

>>7111951

Dominating, Flexible, and very well versed on human anatomy.
I...I can't promise how good for your well being it will actually be

Isaac Clarke's armor just drives me mad. Hhhgn. Also armor in general. Especially plate armor. Yesss.

The weirdest thing I witnessed at a con was some skinny, cute young guy, couldn't have been more then 19, taking the trash out of his room but he was wearing a diaper. Just barely sticking out of his pants casual as can be. But I guess that's what I get for letting a friend talk me into going to a furry con.

>Judge Magisters
hnnnnnnnnng

Is this mask/hoodie thing why some girls are attracted to the hunter?

>>7111957

DAT ARMOR CRAFT SKILL. Get in my bed. Now.

>>7111962

Lanky monster-guy who doesn't look terrible and can be "saved" by a self insert?
he's pretty much zombie Jack Frost

And can I just mention

>>7111967

>>7111958
Don't EVEN.

I feel bad for liking this. Sometimes.

>>7111967

Put a helmet on that mug, and you got yourself a deal.

>>7111969
I dont.
Ever.

But I digress. More interesting head coverings

>>7108592
>I took away a Homestuck cosplayers horns
>taking away props
Holy shit you're a cunt

>>7111966
Boyfriend did I gooooorgeous hunter cosplay. Won't let me post though.

>>7111962
I think Alex Mercer is the closest I get "hooded monster". I havent really thought about the Hunter before. If i start liking it, i will blame you.

>>7111965
>dat body
>dem freckles
>dat gruff voice

want.jpg

>>7111977
Go away. Grown ups are talking

>>7111978
Do it anyway? Pretty please?

>>7111975

I cried when Ghost died. I had that much of an attachment to him cause of HIS MASK.

Nicest guy I met at NDK a few years ago and I told him this, he was cosplaying him. And in a great British accent, said, "Aw, don't worry love. I'm not really dead. You know, all that hollywood mombo jumbo. Good 'ol Ghoest will always be alive...right here."
And he pointed to his heart. I swear, I finally understood when anime characters get all their blood drains out of them for a second and all that is left if a husk of yourself.

>>7111979
Yes yes yes to both of these.

>>7111978
....he'll neeeever know. We can keep a secret. Honest!

>>7111977
I aware. Its not a really brag worthy story, just the weirdest thing I've done.

>tfw planning an original (aka joker) Red Hood cosplay for next con

....girls like big red dildo head masks too right?

dont mind me just posting my one and only husbando

>>7111984
Honestly, I dont know what that is" I just ...love ...minotaurs...
A lot.

>>7110149
This has to be a troll, no one can be this stupid.

>>7111994
It's not quite the aesthetic I like, but maybe if it's shiny enough.

>>7111981
>gas masks

Borderlands was a hard game to play. Psychos were a little too much but Bruisers had just enough mask and just enough hunk to keep me interested.

>>7111987


>>7111983
This is all he will allow.
:/ it was for a Halloween party ...

>>7111994
ehhhhh not enough definition. and knowing who was originally under it puts me off.
Jasons was alright but I'm still 100% more of a Bane fan, except when they do the shitty luchador mask with the mouth hole like in JL Doom

>>7111994

I can dig it. ....and when you say "original" you meaaaan what?

>>7111997
Are you a female or a crow?

>>7112004
He means it's the Joker instead of Jason Todd.

>>7112005

The answer is Magpie

>>7111890
Oh god, me too.

This thread is becoming all of my fetishes.

>>7111984
>And he pointed to his heart.

>>7112001

FUCK. I didn't see right away that you replied to the photo request so I was like...da fuck is that?! OMG. DID THIS GUY BURN ALL HIS FLESH OFF MAKING ARMOR!?
Awww shit. What a tease. If the wounds look like that, I can only imagine what the rest looks like.
.....POST THE REST. We'll never find him. Aren't Hunters' faces all messed up and under a hood? Offer him some sex, and then post.

>>7111999
Not borderlands. That's fallout new Vegas..

Pic not related

>>7111969
Many people feel ashamed for liking Nazi uniforms.

I feel super edgy for liking them.

Which, in turn, makes me feel ashamed.

>>7112004

....the Joker Red Hood instead of Jason Todd

>>7111997
>>7112003

w-w-what about the n52 zero year Red Hood?

What about this guy? He has a hood and a rough voice.

>>7112005
I am a seagull, good sir.

>>7112016
I can only think of the mega64 skit.
"WHATAREYEHBUUUUUUYIN? WHATAREYEHSELLIN?!"

Not sexy.

>>7112016
I liked his voice but eugh, that posture.

>>7112016

Too old man like personally

>>7112015
s'long as the joker ain't underneath it. i don't do clowns

>>7112014

Historically, the companies that made the Nazi uniforms even said that they were trying to make them a little sexier than normal army uniforms. Hence the thigh high boots and white gloves. They wanted them to grab attention in more one ways then one...

Liking "Nazi" uniforms is not cool if you think the swastika is hot. But it's totally cool to like 1930's-1940's German uniforms. As long as you don't like the idea behind them. You know?

>>7112013

I know it's not borderlands. Gas masks simply remind me of it since it was an enemy staple

>>7112012
He's saying no still. Sorry, seagulls.

I always had a thing for Kongol from Legand of Dragoon.

>>7112023
>dat zigzag mouth
I love those.

>>7112024
Ooooooh okay!

>>7112026

>massively big dudes

another on kink bingo tonight. Preferably decent looking, plus ten points for a good mask and not absolutely giant-oaf trope

>>7112026
and this guy

>>7112032

I thought that thing was a chick

>>7112004
>dat suave everything

I would do absolutely filthy things to a good 9 toes cosplayer or any psycho for that matter.

>>7112035
Oh, either way, sex/gender wouldn't really matter to me. I haven't seen the movie in a long time.

>>7112031
Hey, that's the stage for the little Padawan training show at Disney. I don't remember Boba Fett being part of that show.

>>7112035
It has breasts but it's probably agendered given the fact that there are only one of them and they are an eldrichian horror

>>7112034

9 toes or sledge personally.
sledge is on the slow side but I got a think for big guys

>>7112031
That picture wasn't meant to be snarky, btw. Just realized it appeared to be. Didn't rememberit had text. Sorry.

>>7112004
>>7112033
you guys are joking, right

Oh Mass Effect. Thank you for giving me a whole race of people that are forced to wear masks.

>>7112042

I was -almost- mad but I really couldn't be mad at that .gif

after intensely studying this thread I've come to the conclusion that Flash Venom is the ultimate /cgl/ armor/mask fetish

>black
>military w/ fascist vibes
>the right amount of tacticool
>near featureless mask
>emotionally broken/monster inside of me character that needs 'saving'

>>7112043
I didn't even notice the filename for the Godot picture until you pointed it out.

>>7112025
We are on the verge of a break through, of attraction to a special infected that we have not experienced ever before. Your bf may be the key to this new realm of unf. And he does not wish to partake on this adventure?

>>7112043

What do you mean?

>>7112047
I am actually blushing.

Good choice.

>>7112047

id give it a 10 but flash being in it throws off my vibe.
I'd much rather "save" venom than Flash

>>7112044

I've been wanting to cosplay Tali or a random quarian for awhile now.

... But yeah I'm totally with you people on the armor/mask fetish. I'm a lesbian in real life but something about faceless men gets me hot and bothered.
And then they take off the mask and I'm not attracted to them again. Eh.

Quick question n: who here is a male?

>>7112050

>never experienced hunter attraction
It's not really that new, there is plenty of beefcake of hunter lying around

>>7112047

Mmmmm. Yessss.

>>7112055
Me but I'm not cumming over sexy men in masks
I am, however, working on a psycho(ninetoes) cosplay right now

>>7112043
No, I know that's Godot. the filename just reminded me of Kotetsu.

>>7112016
.................maybe. Maybe if he stood up straight. Or you threw Wesker into the mix.

>>7112025

Its ok...He has to go to bed sometime....

>>mfw I see masked men with sad eyes. Yeeesss.

>>7112053
>And then they take off the mask and I'm not attracted to them again. Eh.

This is my problem. They have to be a monster of some sort or at least visibly attractive like bane or my groove gets thrown off.
Its why I never prowled for armored cosplayers like the Op, the thought of it being some greasy, lanky weird guy under it makes me want to vomit.

yes I'd much rather fuck a monster than a greasy human guy ok I'm a broken person

>>7112049
Not a thing, anon, not a thing.

>>7112052

but venom is a homicidal alien parasite from the deep of space who is yandere for peter where as flash is a wounded alcoholic crippled veteran who hates his dad and is all totally messed up

you're heartless

>>7112057
>>7112054

I wish I had the skills to be able to make a costume this detailed

I know this feel all too well, but the other way around
Pic related

>>7112047
>no tongue

>>7112059
Nah he's lurking and getting upset.

>>7112023
Of course I love the uniform itself because it's sexy as fuck. But the evil stigma attached to it makes it even sexier.

>>7112060
I love monsters, or men with disfigurations. Deadpool is sort of my type. Sexy with a mask, scary without a mask, not mentally well, and very powerful.

>>7112065

venom has less baggage. unless you count his peter drama but im willing to view that as something to save him from

>>7112063

Dawwww. That would be cute. You know, I always had a thing for FF's Vivi, and I felt kinda like a pedo. But then they gave me Black Waltz, so I felt pretty justified.

>>7112063
>please be in new york

>>7112075

oh deadpool was always a favorite, im not too keen on the many artists different interpretations of the level of his disfigurement though. The cancer and the burn scars were one thing but a lot of them draw him as straight out mutated hillbilly

>>7112077
MOTHERFUCKER

Me, too. Exactly.

Seriously. All of my fetishes in this thread.

>>7112075
Yes.
>tfw you downloaded and read all the Deadpool comics you could find after you were introduced to him because of this

>>7112080
I like the scars that look like fresh burns, personally. My least favorite is the plain lumpy skin.

You people are sick.

....And I hope you never get better.

>>7112082
Me, too. Though I don't have all of them yet, still working on my collection.

>>7112069

I bought this comic cause I saw the masked Jester in the background. I have a thing for Jesters.

>>7112080

that's because he is

>>7112086

That's awesome. How much you wanna bet someone will cosplay him, and then someone will think they just made a shooter game version of him? (Nobody reads comics anymore)

>>7112088

He wasn't mutated. He had cancer lesions and burn scars from the experimentation. He wasn't a mutant hillbilly, so there is really no need for a cleft palate and all the shit some artists give him

>>7112084

>one of us
>one of us

>>7112086
>dem teeth
>dat tongue

Thank you.

Well, I may not have a good story, but I now know the weirdest thing I'll do at a con.

I'm going to convince my boyfriend to destroy me in his cosplay armor. I am making this a goal. If he doesn't violently screw me with his helmet/armor on, the convention will be a failure.

>>7112094


pic related is the best interpretations imo

>>7112085
>>7112082

>being filthy pirates and not supporting the industry

>>7112093
Hope rides alone. Muh feels.

>>7112100
I actually do support the industry. I download the comics through the Marvel app. I pay for each one, which is why (as mentioned) I don't have them all yet.

>>7112100

>>mfw that was a really sad issue. Wade dad feels all over the place.

>>7112093

ugh fuck you I read comic books and Remender's Venom is one of my favourites and I'm pissed it's ending I don't need your negativity

>>7112100
I bought comics too, but I wanted ALL of them. I also have Superman, Supergirl, Black Widow, Batman, and Fantastic Four comics that I bought.

>>7112099
I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK ANON.

this thread is why I love /cgl/ so much

>>7112099

God speed anon. God speed! This could be you!!

Check out this handsome mofo.

>>7112115

>>7112115
I want that to be me, but maybe with me being squished a bit by his armor. Would probably be too uncomfortable to be on the bottom in real life, though.

So this is why I have a thing for Golbez, Dark Cecil and Kain?

But mostly Golbez... because he's so big.

>>7112119
>Would probably be too uncomfortable to be on the bottom in real life, though.
Well, it's not like he couldn't brace himself with one hand over your upper arm, so he can control exactly how much of his body weight is pressing down on you.

I may have given the mechanics of this sort of scenario far too much thought.

I should have been asleep awhile ago. Damn you thread, you're too sexy for me.

>>7112127
Yeah, but at least with my guy the more outside forces he has to deal with, the quicker he comes. Having to prop himself up while wearing armor would probably knock him down to 15 minutes.

>>7112116

Gotta dig that old school. I think Poe must have been my first trigger back in the good old days.

>>7112127
>I may have given the mechanics of this sort of scenario far too much thought.

Nonsense.

I want to dress as Ulala, have my boyfriend dress as Shadow, and have kinky times.

>>7112126

Shit me too. Alrighty everyone, last post from me, then bed. Let's all regroup in tomororw for super sexy Saturday.

>>7112138
YES yesyesyes ALL my yeses
I need to do this. I WANTED to do this awhile ago, but then I forgot. I was even thinking about morolians earlier while browsing this thread and I still didn't remember.

>>7112140

Confession: I only played Assassin's Creed because Ezio is hot as FUCK, even without the armor/hood

>>7112174
I watched Sin City like 5 times just for Marv.

>>7112060

>the thought of it being some greasy, lanky weird guy under it makes me want to vomit

Blurgh.

The worst part is I find myself attracted to really masculine looking armor, but I'm into feminine women in real life

>tfw no super dominant qt femme gf to fuck you with a strap-on while wearing a gender neutral armor suit ;-;

>>7111813
>Mfw when I didn't even know I had this kink until I read this thread.
Gdi.

>>7112222
I hate to break it to you, but "being a slut" is not a kink. :)

>>7112240
Nope, but "being attracted to something" is. :)
>lrn2read

>>7112222
We welcome you.

I am so attracted to half the cast of Dark Souls because of the helmets.

>>7111900
Just you, cause you're an actual whore.

>>7112020
I also thought of the mega64 skit

>>7112479
>>7112222
one of us
one of us
gooble gobble gooble gobble.

>>7112004
Fuck I used to have the biggest lady boner for Godot. Suave motherfucker.

>>7112560

>>7111871
That wasn't me.

>>7108607
deep and penetrating, you say

>go to sleep
>wake up
>walk dog
>check cgl
>this thread is still here

muahahaha

>>7112568
Lovely

>>7112055
Me, and for some reason I can't stop reading this thread. It's amusing since I'm going to start working on a set of armor this week.

>>7113533

A hell yeah. Jin Roh soldiers. Mmmmm.

>>7113486

Whatcha making?

>>7113533
I would kill to be able to cosplay that shit. Pity there is no chance of getting a C96, StG-44 or MG-42 to fit the role.