/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Honestly, from looking just at the list of materials, I'm impressed.

P.S. I Made This is a scourge on humanity. I genuinely hate her.

This has been deleted from her site but it was posted here a year ago.

>>7097409
Wouldn't that make it impossible to ever wash that again?

>>7096711
>>7097409
>>7097452
Now every time I see this font used I go into an uncontrollable rage

>>7097452
dry cleaning???

this bullshit right here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ooD04RoVAk

Always a classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iiz6ogfVJg0

>>7097502
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iiz6ogfVJg0
I don't think that's as bad as some of her others.
it's almost wearable

http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/60710990832/how-to-make-a-cute-dress-out-of-shorts#.UjHBdeAbg1o

>>7097465
most dry cleaners will warn against dry cleaning items with glued on embellishments. They come off pretty easily

>>7097544
This. The glue gets hot and melts, making everything fall off.

>>7097515
That is glorious.

>>7097502
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iiz6ogfVJg0
Man, the start of the video was so promising... It was like the Good Eats of makeup videos.

>>7097515
Meanwhile on /fit/...

>>7097464
Same here.

Ugh, even "P.S" sets me off a bit. Like fuck, so snarky.

>>7097500
I like it. And even though I hate niggers, she's cute

>>7097717
>It was like the Good Eats of makeup videos.
I laughed way too hard at that.

>>7097500
a video for one of this channels was in the suggestion box...

what is this?
http://www.youtube.com/user/SteamFaerie/videos

>>7097877
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH0Yfp8R7jQ

Holy fucking after affects batman!

Also what the fuck was up with that smile drop at 0:26??

>>7097835
Dude, one of the guys in there looks like he's cosplaying Envy. I like it.

>>7097882
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH0Yfp8R7jQ

>"I love Japanese fashion, like lolita, harajuku, etc."
>fucks up the fundamental basics of both lolita and fairy-kei in under a minute

>>7097882
It's like slutty and ageplay at the same time. How?

>>7097900
That's really not that hard. Did you see the 'Lolita' costume from Yandy?

>>7097835
I would go out for a drink and karaoke with each and every one of them.

>>7097835
Oh man. I love you, /fit/.

>>7097409
Why not just buy those spikes with a screw in them? they are only like 20 for 6 dollars... or some shit on ebay..

Wooden spikes hot glued onto your coat, that just sounds like something you're little brother or cousin would do to your clothes when you're not looking.

>>7097945
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/100x-7-10-7-14mm-Silver-Metal-Cone-Screwback-Spikes-Stud-Punk-DIY-Leathercraft-/221156080731?pt=UK_Crafts_Leathercraft_LE&var=&hash=item337dedfc5b

>>7097922
It was more a "how did she fuck up so bad"

>>7097882
>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH0Yfp8R7jQ
so.. it's steam fairy kei because she has goggles on?

this thread is fucking up by not posting pics.

>>7097963
Steampunk and their fucking goggles, all my rage. Although I can get a fairy wearing goggles.

In itself it's a really cute concept, one that for some reason made me think of Clover, but her execution is horrible.

http://bad-tutorials.tumblr.com/

>>7097963
you should watch her "what is steamfairy" video... just... no

>>7097835
/fit/ sometimes I love you.

>>7097511
Was just thinking that! Some of her videos I'm like 'Dear Lord wtf!?!?!' this one just got a 'meh'.

>>7097976
So much art, so little cosplay and j-fashion.

>>7097877
>that awful no doubt cover...ugh

this fucking site

>>7098352

>>7098358

>>7098363

>>7097412
What is it?

>>7098373

Please tell me these P.S. tutorials are just jokes.

>>7098382

>>7098358
>>7097409
These make me so angry.

>>7098386
they are 100% sincere

>>7098388
end dump

>>7098386
Sorry, not a joke.

>>7098352

>rape

>>7098419
If you ever get raped, make a stupid hat out of it.

>>7098394

Is that fucking marker?

>>7098358

a fucking cupcake wrapper

>>7098358
Wait. Wait wait wait.

Is her fucking glue gun and scissors spraypainted gold

Is this bitch serious

>>7098450
Its a food marker, has food coloring instead of ink. You can usually find them near the cake decorating stuff. Great for kids but thats really it.

>>7098358
How is anything about this remotely "equestrian"?

>>7098388
>>7098394
These aren't terrible.

>>7097515
That's made to be a joke, though..

>>7097851
It's the "..." at the end that gets me the post.
Like in my head, I just hear a middle-aged woman saying, "PS, I made this..." in that pseudo-sultry I-know-something tone that you hear on commercials.

>>7098373
Wtf? Seriously a fucking tape necklace?

>>7098394
hang on now, this is cool, laziness aside from not making your own rice krispie treat

Oh these are my favorite!

>oh you'll make a statement alright

>>7098658
I remember seeing that in the DIY tag on tumblr and I couldn't believe it was real. I feel like you's stab yourself over and over again in the sholders.

>>7098363
this one has the potential to not be terrible (she should have stopped with the edges), but you can't just use hot glue for that. Please get out your needle and thread.

>>7098761
Oh god this is horrible.

>>7098774
/r/ more makeup tutorials where the changes are practically nonexistent or worse than the start product.

>>7097835
/fit/, be all of my boyfriends.

More P.S. I Made This. Reminder that this woman is a millionaire and still cannot paint a straight, even line even with tape.

>>7098773
What is wrong with this

>>7098373
it's so huge and ugly I want to puke

>>7098358
a cupcake wrapper
a fucking cupcake wrapper
you have GOT to be shitting me

>>7098769
oh my fucking god

>>7097502
>putting on makeup before contacts
God damn that bothers me so much.

>>7098769
i used to see this one posted on cgl in tutorials threads

Does anyone have that one tutorial with some girl coloring her eyelashes with acrylic paint? She took it down awhile ago when people started telling her how dangerous it was, but I'd love to see it again hah.

>>7099219
Ps. I made thisXAsherbee! How cool is that?

>>7099246
Why? It's not like it messes up your makeup unless you're a noob at putting in contacts.
Sometimes loose eyeshadow will sprinkle into your eye and get on the contacts which is annoying as fuck.

>>7101875
I must be terrible at it or something, been wearing circle lenses for about a year and I tear up a bit every damn time. Always put them on before I do anything to my face.

>>7101878
Oh, I wear contacts everyday so my eyes are probably used to it.
I do find with circle lenses they feel a bit more scratchy than normal contacts but I don't tear up from them.
They might not be lubricated enough if they're making you tear up.

>>7099215
Is it bad that I actually like this, apart from the orange pocket?

>>7101933
Anon, I have the perfect tutorial for you.

>>7101933
Ugh, no, please don't follow that tutorial.

>>7101940
yes, follow my new and improved one.
>>7101939
When do I start raking in the dough?

>>7101942

>>7101958
I'M SUING YOU FOR LAWS YOU HAVE BROKEN STEALING MY DIY DESIGN!

How rude.

>>7098769
>do NOT use: anything that's not water tight
>uses cardboard

>>7099220
>>7098358
it's like she just goes through her trash everyday and picks out random shit for these

>>7101986
Actually, that's what we are taught to use when making silicone molds at my college.

We seal up the edges and such with tape, sure, but... Yeah. Cardboard.
Doesn't sound all too logical, but we are at least required to find the "stronger" cardboard to use and it does work.

>>7096711
>trash bag

T-trash bag...TRASH BAG?!

This is a whole new level of shit from this idiot...Everytime I see that "P.S" I have a small aneurysm.

>>7099222
It looks terrible. Not to mention the fact that the last 'finished' picture is shooped to hell and back.

>>7098761
People who connect their top and bottom eyeliner make me want to vomit.

>>7099215
I keep thinking this is a tutorial for a Miku top from the thumbnail

>>7097835
This is actually hilarious. /fit/ has its moments.

>>7101958
now we can all make Hatsune Miku painted shirts

>>7102320
huh? isn't that a completely normal, common look?

>>7102320
I do it and I know it's not flattering, but some of us like the look.

However, black eyeliner pen for filling in eyebrows? Nooo

>>7102445
That's more subtle, but I still don't like it.

>>7102454
Do your thing, anon.

>>7098658
Wait a minute... did she seriously stab a whole in a plastic knife with a sewing needle?
That shit has problems going through layers of thick fabric, how can it go through a sheet of hard plastic...?

>>7102445
>>7102454
I assumed they meant connecting them at the inner corners. That looks damn terrible and raccoon-eyed, yeah.
Outer corners are fine, to me.

>>7102531
Yeah, I meant inner corners. I always see girls with small eyes do this for some reason and I just want to tell them it's not doing them any favors.

>>7098624
everytime this is posted people point out that it is strange to not make your own rice krispie treats. Is this a thing in like.. the usa? Ive never did something like that, what is it?

>>7102628
you take puffed rice cereal, marshallows and butter. put the butter and marshmallows in the microwave and then mix them together into a goo. mix the goo with the cereal and put it in a pan until the marshmallow hardens up a bit.

it's the easiest thing to make. that's why she's getting flack for buying pre-made, preservative-riddled, styrofoam-tasting store-bought stuff.

>>7102628
It's marshmallows mixed with rice krispies to bind it together and sweeten things. There's also butter, usually.

>>7102628
It's microwaved marshmallows stirred into rice krispies, then cooled into a sheet. It's a popular snack and a good thing to make with little kids, cause it's so simple and tasty (like popcorn). It's just hilarious that something a 4 year old could do, she buys premade (for someone who is supposed to be a DIY blogger). But then again she makes necklaces out of packing tape rolls and nuts.

>>7098388
>meanwhile, on the hit show, Making Things Look Like Shit...

>>7098358
DOES SHE NOT KNOW YOU CAN GET FUCKING BADGES AND BROOCHES ON EBAY FOR 1 DOLLAR WITH FUCKING FREEEEEE ASS SHIPPING THAT ARE NOT NEALRY THIS SHIT
CUP
CAKE
WRAPPER
FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>7098373
>knot it
takei.jpg

>>7102514
She didn't unless she heated dat shit up and held it with tweezers. If you pay close attention, most of her jewelry stuff looks like it was photoshopped to look like she actually cut it and glue it. Even the forks on this one look like she just literally selected the random area and separated it from the actual image

>>7099219
>>7099215

Ashley evolved

>>7102842
>FREEEEEE ASS SHIPPING
I lol'd

And my all time favorite.

>>7103100
>that one panel that looks like a ballsack.

fucking alan tutorials. that guy sucked

>>7103101
>button it (with pins)
>pin it

Wuh

>>7103100
I can't help but read "What not to wear" when the who what wear is in there

>>7098773
>step 1 thru 17, apply makeup
>step 18, fuck it lets just use photoshop

>>7103100
I still can't fetocer how she paints all her damn tools gold. Also, what is the purpose of the holes?

>>7103205
>ferocer
get over. Goddamn I suck.

Her website makes me feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone

>>7104027
>I see it.
>I like it.
>I make it.

She really talks in that three word pattern irl, my sides don't know what to do

>>7098352
but .. it was already a hat to begin with. now it just looks stupid

>>7098373
no. this person's just fucking with people stupid enough to actually do it right? because no way their serious about this

Every time we have one of these threads I'm always pleased to see everyone realise just how much P.S. I Made This sucks.

>>7104269
agreed, why ruin a perfectly good and useable sun hat????

>>7104453
She secretly wants her followers to suffer from heatstroke. It's a charity, really. Making sure stupid people don't procreate

>>7104453
>>7104269
I will say that hats (even straw hats) usually make my head really hot, that and the fact I have a large head makes sun hats impossible for me to wear. So the idea isn't completely stupid but it looks dumb. Usually I just buy visors which work just as well and can be found for under $2.

Wait, is P.S. I Made This the one with the "chalkboard handbag" using a perfectly good Kate Spade leather bag?

>>7104273
http://www.youtube.com/user/PSIMADETHIS
I always think of this as the way of saying, "Unfortunately not, friend. She is serious."

>>7104599
Yup.

>>7104599
Oooohhh yes yes yes.

>>7103101
That's so fucking stupid.

>>7104612
she ruined a kate spade bag
holy fuck this is so dumb

>>7103101
I hope nobody ever makes and wears this. Why would you do that?
>>7103100
Or this, jesus christ. Actually, I hope someone does make this. It'd be pretty amusing, at least.

this one makes me lose it every time

jesus Christ. she's too old to be pumping out so much shit.

>>7108247
Why not just buy some fabric?

>>7108252
That's not very ~creative~, anon.

>>7108257

>>7099220
I am genuinely angry.

>this entire thread

Why does this have over 5k notes, wtf http://songsiwroteforamyy.tumblr.com/post/52494872769/bow-diy-creds-to-macbarbie07

Are you fucking kidding me

>>7110121
>Tumblr
>the Doctor Who fans probably found it

>>7110148
All that weight is going to pull on the front of the shirt, why not just make a necklace or something?

it's like her goal is to take perfectly good clothing items and ruin them.

>>7104612
Why the fuck would you put studs on the bottom of a purse like that? Wouldn't that make it impossible to have it sit up right when you put it down?

>>7104482
You should probably wear an entire hat, though. Cutting off the top like that can make your scalp sunburnt.

>>7108247
I... Sort of like this idea. Have some shoes that keep slipping.

>>7110148
that would just make the shirt stretch and sag...

>>7110215
I thought the original idea of cutting out the top of a hat was so ladies could sunbleach/lighten their hair without getting sundamaged skin on their faces. Anyone know if that was the original purpose of that?

>>7110148

I really want to see this chick decked out in head to toe wearing everything in this thread.

We should have a PS I Followed Your Shitty Tutorial thread sometimes.

>>7110221
Don't like it; there are alternate options.

Imma kill this bitch

>>7110221
I actually kinda like it, too

>>7098658
The thought of some idiot taking fabric shears to cut plastic is seriously making me nauseous.

>>7110512
Funnily enough I couldn't find my pair for a good year.
They eventually turned up in my brother's draw. I'm pretty sure he was cutting paper with them.

>>7101853

>>7110530
AAAAAAAA NO WHYYY

>>7110530
dat filename.

But seriously, what the hell!?!?!?
Coloured mascara isn't even that expensive.

>>7110512
>>7110517
This makes me so mad you have no idea. I'm left handed as well, so my choice in fabric shears is more limited as most manufacturers either only offer higher end shears or like, one pair in left-handed. Mine are labelled specifically for fabric use, despite the fact that I now live independently with housemates I'm still paranoid.

>>7110146
I love how she was too lazy to do the whole pant, so she just photoshooped everything.

>>7098774
I fucking hate it when girls do their makeup like this for crossplay. Especially with the winged eyeliner.

>>7110651
i don't even get it, it's like 'WHAT makeup?' It just looks like normal, feminine make up.

You can thank this girl for all of the shitty Tony Starks out there.

>>7110366
Oh my god, that would be the most beautiful thing.

>>7110677
The fact that she's wearing mascara is super distracting. Couldn't you have cleaned your face beforehand?

>>7110677

Well shit, I remember using that tutorial like two years ago

>>7110677
dear god, why is she making that face? Is it stuck like that?

>>7110306
Best way to do that is laying face down with hair spread out, if you just have a hole you cover most your hair unless it's short anyways. Or get this.

>>7103100
they look like fluffy post-it notes

>>7099222
The end result is so Photoshopped it's kind of hard to tell how it ACTUALLY looks.

>>7110366
That actually sounds really great. I'd be all over it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q18t4ROddfY

>doesn't know what Hanukkah is
>does a "makeup tutorial" about it
Jesus

>>7110121
dat fraying

>>7111279
>Putting tape on the most sensitive area of the eye

>>7110366

Some anon remember this, save these tutorials, and start a challenge thread sometime.

>>7110530
People like this should not be allowed to use the internet.

>>7111279
>That fucking eye makeup
>Those greasy fucking bangs
>Those shiny ham cheeks

>>7101958
How can people be so blind? The entire black part is shoop'd!

>>7110677
I honestly don't think this tutorial's too terrible (better than the Tony Starks I've seen), but she really should've washed off the mascara or showed pictures of her cosplay at the end.
And the contacts were unnecessary.

>>7112257
You mean that first part to put on that shitty purple makeup? That's a normal makeup trick.

>>7103119
is that the mentally ill guy who took his nurse's phone to make tutorials? I heard about him in the dark days when I browsed /x/. I thought people only watched it to gawk at crazy people.

>>7112821
Not the Anon you're replying to, but her tape goes all the way down to the skin under her eyes. That's not good.

>>7111279
She's like an older Asherbee

>>7099220
Did she fucking just...
She fucking did.

Why

Why would you do this

>>7112800
A seagull just shopped that, sweetheart.

How good are the tutorials this girl makes?

I think they're good, but I'm not very good at judging what looks good here versus real life. What do you guys think?

>>7098394
Now this I like and think it's actually cute.

>>7099215
It's because of color bleeding under the tape. The paint was probably to watery when she painted.

>>7108247
Other than a sexy mummy costume, this look fucking ridiculous.

>>7113419
I think she's really cute. Her makeup is just sorta average though, it doesn't bring anything new to the table.

>>7097502
that primer is like 1000 shades lighter than her skin tone wtf at the beginning of the video i didn't even know she was asian

>>7103205
Im just glad she started using pictures of actual gold tools instead of her shitty shit.

>>7097835
Man I'm drooling right now...

This girl's "pro-tips and tutorials". I wouldn't call them pro-tips so much as common sense shit like using reading safety instructions on power tools or chemicals etc. or that sanding props is good. Maybe they're "pro" for an absolute beginner?

>http://snowbunnystudios.deviantart.com/gallery/38455175

>>7098358
>a fucking cupcake wrapper

bump for hilarity

>/watch?v=uDfDQBVcB5E
>fabric scissors
>that blunt cutting
>why

>>7110148
All I keep thinking is P.S. means postscript. It's supposed to go at the bottom of things, not at the beginning. Using BTW would be better, though it would still sound juvenile and stupid.

It's sad that an adult woman would peddle off her "creations" to fellow adults when really, much of it is of the quality you'd see in the back of a children's magazine or something. I used to make the safety pin clusters when I was 8 years old. It was cute then, but now? Not so much.

And Rice Krispies Treats are quite possibly the easiest thing to make. They taste 100x better when you make them at home.

Classics:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNAMeys44xc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYBxWJCixxI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1VC_q0GhtA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr4gJVgan4I

>>7098358
NOPE.

>>7097409
motherfucker those aren't chopsticks.
>tfw i'm a very angry halfanese

>>7118155
>She cut the bangs crooked
>Super blunt
>Those scissors
>That awful music drowning out her voice
>Nopenopenope

>>7110366
God, I would actually do that as a joke if it didn't mean ruining things that I owned and actually liked...

>>7111279

dat greasy hair

>>7099219
>using epoxy putty
>not just... buying a thing of cheap craft gems to fit the setting
a necklace from f21 would probably be cheaper than the crap to put that together.

>>7119784
And it might look like jewelry, not glittered turd nuggets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6A_bCJDGfQs
Not to mention that Venus's stole the tutorial, the original has been quite popular on Tumblr the past few days.

>>7119868
OH GOD SHE SAID 'RIGHT MEOW'

>>7119875
The worst thing is that she earns money with this.

>>7110530
>eyeshadow in a complementary color

>>7111279
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q18t4ROddfY
I think it's good for drag queen makeup?
It looks completely ridiculous and I'd never wear it outside a costume, but it's not like...super sloppy Ashley-poop-locket tier bad.

These always remind me of the awful youtube hair tutorial videos.

I remember one kid trying to do a spiked style. 15 minute tutorial in fast motion, used like 20 products and got 3 strands to stand up.

>MFW someone loads their hair up with hairspray and other shit and then they tell someone to use a flat iron on their hair, especially while it's still damp

>>7110221
Yeah, I think its cool, but would look better if you just went and got sheer neutral tone cloth. Which you can get anywhere you would buy normal cosplay shit. So using stockings just looks dumb

>>7119868
Oh my god that fucking voice. I want to stab her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdX3Vko6GMM
Just search up ''Gothic lolita makeup'' and there are so many shitty tutorials.

>>7103100
dat filename

>>7099219
it looks like little shiny poops

>>7120126
yeah, venus' voice is the devil.

>>7120187
jesus, the mere fact she put her wig on before even starting with makeup... i can't wait for the circle lens/fake giant eye trend dies.

>>7098186
it's like a kidz bop remix.

>>7121074
I always put my wig on before putting on makeup, I'm working with two completely different color palettes (regular hair color vs. wig color).

>>7118207
Its supposed to be like, you and I are having a conversation about how awesome my bag is, and as I turn to go, I look back and say "P.S. I made this" *wink*.

The masturbatory delusion is part of what makes these so awful.

>>7119868
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6A_bCJDGfQs
>>7119875
>>7121070
wait, wait wait, is Venus in any way asian?

>>7108247
>dat file name

>>7121145
>masturbatory delusion
>middle-aged soccer mom

>>7111279
If you think this is bad then check out her carebear look.
>pic related

>>7121226
She wishes.

>>7121270
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr4gJVgan4I
Jesus, fucking christ then. her fucking fake "kawaii japanese desu~" voice is 10 times worse now.
why.
>mfw my jimmies are severely rustled

>>7121260
OH MY FUCKING GOD

>>7121260
NAH SON

>>7121260
chrissake

>>7121145
Oh and then I'd say "B.T.W.O.M.G.L.O.L gurl that bag is Q.T. 3.14."

Yeah, it's pretty freaking awful.

>>7111279

>>7121092
okay, that's sound logic there.

>>7110677
man FUCK dynasty warriors

>>7108269
wow i am so glad i'm not the only one who thought of that

>>7098761
comic sans ms was apparently the last font I used in paint and it seemed appropriately bad so I kept it

>>7121704
this isn't funny

>>7121760
Agreed.
Is anon really over 'middle school', because that's when adding your own commentary to anything stopped being funny.

All these crappy tutorials remind me of the "top tips" you get in magazines.

>>7103100
I hate the use of glue, why are you gluing your fucking clothes together.

>>7122170
I can't imagine what a mess this shit is when people wash their lovely "creations"... if they wash them. guuuuuhhhh

>>7122135

wha...

>>7110366
this would be great

>>7110783
Oops, I should've specified. Back in the day ladies would pull their hair through the open top of the hat like that one in the tutorial and let the sun lighten it. It still doesn't get even exposure on the sides/base of the scalp but whatever.

>>7110366
>>7112460
I think we totally should have a challenge thread. You wouldn't have to use your nice, favorite stuff. Maybe just use things you were going to take to Good Will, or go to Good Will for some supplies on the cheap.

>>7122135
That might be a good idea if the lining wasn't polyester.

>tfw I had a 100% polyester coat in 10th grade
>loved it so much
>found it in my closet 4 years later
>ugly and uncomfortable, why did I get this