/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Why the hell would anyone ever watch this show?

I've noticed the trend for the girls is that they don't wash their hair....That might be a turn off for any guy, nerd or not, but that might just be me.

Those costumes are awful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P42IYpQ64o

One of the girls did a response video of how awful the whole show was it up. It seems that in her episode she was told she would go across the street to a coffee shop for her "date" but instead they pushed her to go to the guy's super awkward family's house that was 4 hours away. And since we're all cosplayers, I totally believe her that on the last day of ComicCon NY, she felt so shitty she just wanted to go home and felt super sick, and instead she had to go to New Jersey. The guy she met called her a bitch after she left cause she was being...not fun? I feel a tiny bit bad for her.

>>7017861
Because it gives me a warm feeling in my heart.

Even though it's pretty much all scripted (fake).

>>7017908

I duuuuuuuuuuuunno. Some of those guys look so nervous and scared to talk to the girls they look like their going to be sick. Can't script that much level of shy nerd. Besides, the dead giveaway that it's real is that the good looking girls pick the good looking guys. It would totally fake if they picked the ham beast and say something like "I really don't care about looks, as long as they're as nerdy as me!"

This show is the best, its so fucking hilarious and cringeworthy. Generally its what not to do at speed dating. I hope they make more, they are the best when watched with friends. Some people can't handle it, because it hits too close to home.

>>7017910
the one hot chick picked the kinda gay sounding big nosed guy. But he did work for the. Defence department, so likely loaded.

I don't like how they give the guys a "best match." Should just give the guys and the girls all the matches and they can contact each other later.

>>7017910
You don't have to script the Beta guys, just script the girl to pretend she's interested in them (that's where you need the acting - you don't need to tell misogynerds to act like losers around girls, that comes naturally).

>>7017944
ITT we find out that Todd is against monogamy.

#IslamHasAllTheAnswers
#Canadistan

>>7017948
Haha, that's not it.

I went to speed dating at a convention this past weekend (I talk about it here >>7017818), and the organizer just gave us all the confirmed matches contacts so we can just call them later. You only get a few minutes to talk to the girls at the actual event, so it's better to talk to a few of them afterwards to see who you actually connected with.

The first episode, which I think is the pilot, is soooooo cringworthy. Like the 35 year old hooking up with the 18 year old girl whos at the con with her mom.............................what.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCNIIFFC0vU

I might sign up for Speed Dating and Comic Con this year. But I'm more into anime so I don't know how well I'll connect with someone since most of the attendees are comic fans. Probably not very likely.

I went to an event run by the same people who run the speed dating on Geek Love. The guy running it is a major bro who I'd definitely have a few beers with, the guys ranged from generic nerdy basement dwellers to black weeaboos, the girls ranged from crazy cat ladies/tumblr users to girls who seemed to just be there because their friend dragged them there.

Most of them were generally nice, just too old for me (I was a month shy of 19 when I went). The thing about speed dating is that while you may find a few who make you think "RUN", there's always at least one you don't find out is nuts until afterwards. Which is what happened to me, with some girl who lied about being 18 to get in and brought her mom with her. She was interesting to say the least.

I feel like I should email the guy running the speed dating service and tell him he should start carding people.

I did enjoy the episode with the homestuck girl who got upset with everyone not knowing what homestuck was, and went after the Dave cosplayer basically because he/she likes homestuck.

>>7017859

I'll be honest OP, I think that through the whole show. I keep seeing myself and how I would respond. I always think it's kinda funny when the girl or guy doesn't know what the other guy or girl is wearing and I'm yelling at the screen "Oh come on! He's from Superman!" or "She's from Final Fantasy, duuuuh." And how I would pick on topic and run with it rather than asking random stupid questions. "Herp, what system do you have? Oh all of them? Cool." Who talks like that? But then again, I bet I would freeze up just like all these people and start rambling or get over stressed and shut down. Gah. Dating hard. Trying to find another nerd is harder.

>>7018003
One of my favorite questions to ask was "what a movie that everyone hates but you love?" If you haven't see it you can ask what it's about; if you hate that movie you can laugh and say yea that movie's terrible; if you love that movie, well, then that's obvious what you have to say.

>>7018030

Did you hook up with anyone? Did you dress up?

>>7017960
o-omg so i-it's really true you k-killed piplup?

I want to join in on the fun. I'm curious enough to see what sort of people are into these events.

I have a feeling if I ever did something like this, it would go 100% like this-

Me: Great costume! Did you make it?
Guy: Actually I bought it of Eb-
Me: PASS. NEXT.

My cosplay snobishness would get in the way.

>>7018041
>Did you dress up?

I didn't, but it's probably better to dress up if you're trying to pick up a cosplayer.

>>7018050
I think half the people do it for real and half do it for fun. The girls range from super awkward nerds to serious cosplayers. I didn't pay attention to the guys, but when I talked to the girls afterwards they all told me there were a lot of creepy guys.

You should do it though. What's the worst thing that'll happen?

Pic related. Everyone's nice.

>>7018045
No, she just broke up with his tiny Asian dick. Now she's an outcast of /cgl/, unfortunately, and she can't cosplay anymore because the Toronto-turd crew is gonna kill her if she do.

>>7018065

Sounds good, I definitely have something to look forward to.

>>7017944
Afterwards they get info for all the people who said they liked them.

I did the speed dating event at Toronto Fanexpo last year. I went in not expecting to get any numbers because I am fat, but as a learning experience. Most girls there treat it as a joke, or aren't taking it seriously. I had a good time, there was one bitch girl, and one aspie, but the rest I had laughing, (not at me)

>>7018086
The survey questions for my speed dating thing were kinda tacky.

>>7018102
Mine was just a "Notes/Would you want to contact this person."

>>7018102
Aren't 1 and 7 somewhat like the same question???

>>7018072
poor Pilpup ;'(

>>7018152
JNig and Yaya Han have huge tits (physically attractive to some [Citation Needed]) but they're really not cute.

>>7018354
>>7018152
I think cute is different than hot. And question 1 is how attractive is the person overall.

>>7018354
>JNig has huge tits
come again?

But yeah, neither of them fall under cute.

As an example of someone who has large breasts and is also cute, look at Kana or someone.

>>7018370
>PHYSICALLY

ITT we learn that overall attraction for Todd = physical attraction only.

>>7018383
Oh I read that wrong. Ok, so it's overall physical attractiveness.

I would honestly date any of those guys IF they lost half of their body weight. I'm so sick of literally finding the perfect guy, but oops, he's 300 pounds. There has to be SOME physical attraction in a relationship otherwise it's just going to be a non-sexual friendship aka the Friend Zone, cause guess what tubby, you can't charge these batteries with a dead engine. So please, PLEASE....just fucking hit the gym and don't eat whole bags of Oreos. Then we'll talk and theeeeeeeeeeeeen have great nerdy sex.
ManBoobs no need apply.

>>7018354
Jnig and Yaya have huge fake tits because they know their faces look like shit.

>>7018392
Yeah, that's what I'm working on. And I see the guys on that show, and they wonder what's wrong, and in my head I can think is "Eat healthy and go to the gym." oh and some of them really need to shower.

>>7018152
Someone can be very hot/physically attractive but a poor personality and bad manners. That kills the cuteness level.

I met my current boyfriend at such an event. It's really hard for me to tell people about my geeky interest, so to meet a guy who immediately knows I like anime and batman, and who doesn't mind I wear lolita is just great.

The event itself was poorly done though. They had only an hour, and there were about 50 people. A lot of girls left early or didn't show up. There was no age limit, so a 15 year old and a man who I assume was at least 35 sat in front of each other. They also let only the guys see if they matched with someone despite the fact that the girls were in lower numbers.

>>7018392
I mean, some girls like them for who they are, but that's not the point you're trying make; I get it.

>>7018402
I think looking good is important for speed dating, cause you only get a few minutes to get to know each other, so they're probably judge you based on your appearance.

The girls told me afterwards that they were giving nicknames to the uglier guys, like "mole guy", "meme shirt guy" or "fedora guy,"

>>7018065
I'm pretty sure I still have you on facebook Todd, I forget why we stopped talking.

On another note, I think they should start carding people.

>>7018415

At the event I went there was a "herpes guy", a "mental handicap guy", "cat ear guy" (the kind that move), " MLP Fedora". These were the guys that seemed socially retarded. There were plenty of ugly guys that didn't have such nicknames because they were nice, or a good conversationalist.

>>7018402

They also need to learn how to dress and groom themselves. The neckbeard that went after the red riding hood for example is dressed really sloppy and lazy, which makes him seem sloppy and lazy. That doesn't do him any favours at a dating event. Meme shirts aren't a turn on for most girls.

There are also a lot of guys at conventions that have long ungroomed hair as if they didn't cut it out of laziness. The same goes for neckbeards, no girl is attracted to neckbeards.

>>7017893
the blonde girl with the ratty wig? the girl that ran over to the guy at the end? The girl that wasnt even the guys first choice?
The girl that was some final fantasy cosplayer???

>>7017893
I think he pretty much sabotaged the date himself by bringing him home to meet the parents. I think he planed it, did you see how disappointed he was when she sat in front of him? Also that guy had like thunder thighs.

>>7018392
>tfw you could lose 100 pounds and still be considered kinda fat
I'm working on losing weight but does that mean I have to be foreveralone for another year or two? Not every girl deserves a chiseled 8/10 guy. If she's a hamplanet that smells like piss then she has no right to say, "No fatties please" just as I wouldn't say that.

>>7018470
>>7017893
A classic guy who wonders why he is single but calls girls 'bitches' without big reasons to and also expect girls to just want to be with him.
Also not too intelligent to give the producers the ammo that he lives with his parents and introduces his parents to the show.....seriously could you give them anything more?

>>7018517
Well, just notice how he doesn't take the other girl home. He knows his parents are chick repellant.

>>7018488
Same here man, but you just gotta keep working on it. Maybe someone will be willing to wait for you. As long as you make your goal known, and actively work towards it.

>>7018488

In ALL honesty, I have a RIGHT to say it, but ONLY ME, because I am a healthy, skinny average looking girl. Not hot, but shit, slap some make up on me and I'm an 7 at least. I work out and I watch what I eat and I'm always on a diet of some sort. In fact I would try to sneak that into the conversation if I could, if I ever did one of these meet and greets. "So what do you do for fun? I love going to movies, going jogging, going to concerts, I love to swim. What do you like to do in your free time? I love to go ice skating with my sister all the time for fun." Ect.
In fact I had this exact conversation with my super fat-omg-300 pound new roommate. We just moved in together, and we never met before. And when I saw her, I didn't judge her personalty, because she is honestly the nicest person ever, but she's huge and wears wolf shirts so I was like "Whelp, I'm not taking her to the clubs with me". So every time I go out jogging I always ask her if she wants to come with me. She says she's good, and stays home on the computer and eats cookies. Sooo.....yeah. Fuck dat.

You got a pic of yourself Anon? Cause hey, if you're working at it, and you've lost 100 pounds already, maybe you look great and I would totally conciser it. I'll be honest with you.

>>7018488
>Not every girl deserves a chiseled 8/10 guy. If she's a hamplanet that smells like piss then she has no right to say, "No fatties please"
She totally does and you do as well. You can't lower your expectations and become physically attracted to someone you aren't attracted to. That's not how it works.

>"you're ugly, I'm fat, we're perfect for each other"

>>7018597

That reminds me of a comic I saw that went thusly

<<Fat chick gets brushed off by hot guy and sit on bench and is sad.
<<Fat guy gets brushed off by hot babe and sits on the same bench and is sad.
<<They look at each other and then turn away in disgust.
<<Girls thought bubble of a slobbering pig.
<<Guys though bubble of a shitting cow.
<<Tag line from artist "Sometimes ugly people are ugly on the inside too."

I always laugh at it.

What sort of guys can you find there?

>>7018668
read
>>7018065
>>7018411
>>7018415
>>7018442
for starters

>>7018683
What about somewhat good looking and extroverted confident guys? I wouldn't want to deal with shy nerds who don't know anything about women.

>>7018733
>>7018733
>somewhat good looking and extroverted confident guys?

How good looking?
Extroverted confident without being cocky?

>be overweight, brown skinned woman who had never had a boyfriend before
>think the guys at her highschool were just annoying ‘children’ who couldn’t handle her intelligence and see her ‘inner beauty’
>live the first 18 years of my life never having an ounce of low self-esteem or stressing about her looks
>graduate and enter the real world
>only old men will hit on me
>men her own age continue to be rude
>go onto online dating sites in a vain attempt to meet nerdy guys who will understand me
>most don’t reply to my messages
>look at pages where the guys only seek white or asain women
>stop seeking out a SO like a hopeless needy wench
>happen upon my current boyfriend who has healed my heart and is helping me take steps out of hating the so-called shallow male species, not all men are evil so-it-seems

>>7018762
Average looking is enough.

Being cocky is ok if you don't overdo it.

>>7018769
You could have just lost weight, you cow.

>>7018762

Without being fat. OR on the flip side, SO cocky you're actually sweating bullets.

>>7018535
Just wondering, how long/far would you say you jog, and how often?
I'm looking to pick up jogging this semester while I'm at school since it helps me relieve stress.

>>7018773
Definitely in the transition stages of becoming an herbivore. I would be lying if I didn't say I sorta wanted my SO as a fatty-chan to loose weight for him and become a glorious girlfriend he deserves.

>also go jogging with said SO

>>7018769
because working out is so difficult gee I sure feel bad for you

>>7018769

>>7018774
>>7018771
>Average looking is enough.
Most of the guys were at least average looking. Pick someone not in costume if you're worried about how they look IRL. Some of the guys weren't ugly and they're not fat, but they dressed like shit. You should find at least one guy above average. If you refer to >>7018102, a girl told me that she thought most of the guys were 4s, a couple 1s and a couple 7s. (The rating is out of 7)

>Being cocky is ok if you don't overdo it.
There should be at least a couple of guys like that.

>>7018769
Why can't you keep your POV straight?

>>7018776

Give or take 6 miles, and mind you, not ever day. I go every OTHER day otherwise I would totally burn myself out and then just say fuck it, and eat cookies instead. I live 3 miles away from this really cool bridge that crosses a river. So 3 miles there, 3 miles back. I read that people are more motivated to walk/run/jog/walk their dogs to a really far distances if they have a cool spot in mind for a final destination. Be it for the sights (at night my bridge looks hella cool with the black water under it with all the reflecting lights of the red blubs and car lights that cross it) or a nice park that has that one coffee shop in it you like visiting. It's all metal. And when I say "jog" I mean I speed walk, break into a like a minute run, jog for one song, ect. I always change it up.

Also, a huge reason I keep fit, if not the full reason, has actually nothing to do with dating. I would be happy dying alone with 50 cats. I do it so I look good for my cosplay. Whenever I don't feel like getting off my butt, I'm yelling inside my head "You'll never fit into your thigh armor fatty-chan! Go go go!"

>drunk at con
>"shit we should do the nerd speed dating"
>see a line of tanks
>"Not drunk enough for that"
I'll stick with scientists

>>7018769
b8

>>7018030
Willow. My favorite movie but it was rated so badly ;_;

>>7018535
>You got a pic of yourself Anon? Cause hey, if you're working at it, and you've lost 100 pounds already, maybe you look great and I would totally conciser it. I'll be honest with you.
I said "could lose 100 pounds". I haven't lost any substantial amount of weight yet. Still a 300+ pound meattank. B-but at least I'm not a manlet.

>>7018597
I really don't think you got the point. Many times people that aren't considered attractive by the mainstream strive to get with someone who is obviously much more attractive and are then disaappointed with the lack of qualified romantic candidates. The real problem is their standards on looks are unreasonably high relative to their own looks.
Basically a 4/10 girl shouldn't just seek out 8+/10 guys when the reverse would be laughed at for even considering trying for a hot girl. I find it is unreasonable. That piss smelling hamplanet shouldn't be encouraged when she's patrolling the cons for hotties.

>>7018892
>be at con
>"shit, I should do speed dating"
>MALE APPLICANTS FULL - 23 WAIT-LISTED

>>7018909
Aw, Anon, remember that there are always chicks like me who are into big guys like you that aren't fat ourselves. You sound like a cute, sweet guy. If I was single I'd totally be all over ya.

Good luck on your weight loss journey though!

>>7018909

Oh pfft. "Could". Yeah...good look with that fatty. Looks like you'll be alone until you take the time and effort to not be disgusting. Good luck.

>>7018925
That's bullshit, I've seen tons of 4/10 men with 8/10 women.

>>7018952
$$$$$$$$$$$$$

>>7018769
Cry me a river bby. He's still superficial, but for the wrong reasons. You'll cry even more once he has you at 400 lbs and worshiping your fat.

>>7018779
>thinking there is some kind of relation between eating meat and being fat

>>7018933
Thanks.

>>7018939
Sorry for not having the body of Greek god. I don't think I look disgusting. You don't even know what I look like except for a number.

>>7018952
Like >>7018961 said, it's cash and also those 8/10 women likely have 2/10 personalities and/or are batshit crazy.

>>7018925

For everyone who's ever thought this, I want to point out, the problem isn't the 4/10 women trying to get with 8/10 men. When they do, they will get shot down fast enough, don't worry. They still won't settle for for a 4/10 fatty dude though, because it's 2013 and you now have the option of being an old crazy cat lady rather than settling for a 4/10 fat dude.

The problem is thinking women are going to settle for you rather than dying alone. I don't even know you, but from your grading system, I've already decided, I'd rather spend my life completely alone than with you. It has nothing to do with me being 2/10 or 1/10. Being alone is ten times better than being with you.

>>7019082
Honestly, I constantly see 2/10 poor guys with 0/10 personalities with 7-8/10 girls with 7/10 personalities. It's really weird. I think it's just because there's a lack of good-looking men who aren't complete bastards in my town, though.

>>7018597
THIS.
Everyone deserves someone who is healthy inside and out.
If we can own up to this instead of labeling people as mean for not wanting to be with an unhealthy overweight person we can all just get over ourselves.

>>7018769
>>be overweight, brown skinned woman who had never had a boyfriend before

So what? You would probably have sex with your father/cousin/relatives before you turned 12. And then some random guys in school and in the street who fancy "dat big booty aight".

>>7019183
Wow you're a piece of shit. Don't talk to people like that on the internet or otherwise.
its not qt ;-*

>>7019194
0/10

>>7019118
>They still won't settle for for a 4/10 fatty dude though, because it's 2013 and you now have the option of being an old crazy cat lady rather than settling for a 4/10 fat dude.
All people settle for less than their ideal mate, as no one is perfect. You may come close to someone's picture perfect gf/spouse/fwb/etc. but both parties settle. My point is with women, they tend to settle considerably later in life as almost no woman wants to become the crazy, old cat lady. Younger women will hold out for that dream guy even if they aren't that great of a catch themselves. Don't get me wrong, it's nice to have a dream but the reality is that Mr. Right is probably gonna bang qt3.14s until his looks begin to fade, much like many attractive women. The more average looking people seem to be on an uneven playing field.
Maybe that's just my cynical view as someone that reads a lot of these threads on relationships and dating and it always feels that the onus is on the guy to have the good looks, pay their way, be funny and cool, and overall perfect while the girl just has to be there. Meanwhile the guys just look for a girl that likes them and won't cheat.

>>7019131
They are probably the best guys your town has to offer to it's female population. A lot of guys are shitty individuals because women let them get away with it in relationships.

>>7019171
>Everyone deserves someone who is healthy inside and out.
A truly terrible person doesn't deserve anyone. People deserve someone as much as the amount of effort they put forth. If you value attractive looks in a potential SO, yet you yourself are not really attractive, then you should take steps to improve yourself. Conversely, if you you don't value your own looks then you would not be compatible with someone that does.

>>7019240

Really? My observation from reading a lot of these threads is there's always an ongoing whining about 4/10 hamplanets aiming for 8/10 guys, usually followed by guys complaining how they have super high standards to live up to.

The first point you you should be taking home from >>7019118
is that not everyone is going to settle. Some people will keep chasing that Mr Right even if he doesn't exist, and some people are going to die alone because they'd rather be alone. Some people are just so irritating you can't wait to be out of their presence, why would you "settle" for him just because there's no one else left to date? It's 2013, being single is sad, but not the end of the world.

The second point is the grading scale. If you're a 4/10 and therefore you think any 4/10 should be happy to "settle" for you, then here's the problem: being with you means I admit that I'm a 4/10 instead of a 5/10 or a 6/10. Not only that, you will always say I'm only a 4/10, you're never going to put the same effort into making me happy as someone who thinks I'm at least a 6/10. If being with you constantly makes me feel subpar (4/10), then why am I with you? I would rather take a self-improvement course, lose weight and be a 6/10 than be with you, because you keep treating me like a 4/10 loser.

The last point is nobody deserves anybody. You don't get one for being a nice human, and you don't get one for being a shitty human. Boyfriends and girlfriends aren't prizes that are handed out for being decent human beings. You meet a fellow human being, you get along, you become a couple, congrats. You meet a human being, the chemistry is off, he/she prefers to be alone, too bad. There's no such thing as a 4/10 being a consolation prize because you're not "good enough" to get the 8/10 hot girl first prize, ok?

>>7019240
>>7019315
Copypastas. Didn't read ll.

>>7018769
Cry more nigger.

>>7018769
You can tell this is a troll post based from the fact that it's saying a woman can't get a boyfriend alone.

Let a real black folk explain it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n321WWPJ_bc

This thread really took a 180

>>7018392
My current boyfriend was really overweight when we started dating. He was around 6'4/290lbs.
I still decided to go out with him even though I was more attracted to his past self who was really fit and sexy.
I really care about him and wanted him to be more healthy and not just sexy again. So I've started helping him lose weight and exericise with him all the time.
I still like having sex with him even though I'm not a chubby chaser because I have feelings for him.

oh my god. at the start of episode 3 some chick pronounces accio wrong, fuck this.

>>7019751
Just like your relationship with Piplup.

#ZING
#ICE#BURNT
#REKT

So what are my chances as a virgin nerd who has never dated? I know a bunch of anime though.

>>7020800
Depends on a lot of things. I ended up marrying a guy like you. So you even get to meet many girls?

>>7018450
>long ungroomed hair as if they didn't cut it out of laziness
this one thousand times
if you're already greasy and fat you don't need to make it any worse by foregoing a regular haircut

>>7020841
No I don't meet many people, but that's what I wanna do. I went to some convention a while ago and the cosplayers and people in general were very pleasant to me so I figured that would be a good place to meet people.

>>7018802
>jogging at night
sounds like a great way to get mugged/raped

>>7020853
Yeah, if you don't meet many people, it's kinda tough. Unless you live in a town where there's a lot of cons, and there might be a pretty good local community attending, you might have a hard time. My husband and I met during college, through friends, so I got to meet with him often, develop a friendship first, and then feelings. He's not the most attractive of guys (just a general skinny nerdy guy), but of course he is awesome. If you're funny it might help you out, a good sense of humor and a great personality can get you far if other things are lacking.

>>7020800
Are you a guy or a girl?

>>7020877
Guy.

>>7017863
>not doing no-poo

Enjoy having ugly hair.

>>7020885
You really have to give a good first impression, and probably shouldn't mention that you're a virgin. What do you look like?

>>7020902
I don't go out of my way to tell people that I'm a virgin, but if they ask me if I have past experiences I tell them I don't have. About my looks, nothing out of the ordinary, 5'11" and 155lbs.

>>7020910
Nice face?

>>7020919
Average, I don't make people turn heads.

I always wonder, what happens if no one likes you? Do those people just sit there alone?

>>7020927
get the horse haircut and you're good

>>7020931
They didn't do that at my speed dating. They just give you all of your match at the end and you can contact them later.

Will speed dating help me find a reverse crossdresser? I wish to find myself a female crossdresser since I'm a crossdresser myself.

>>7020800
0% if you're a guy.

You wouldn't be asking if you were a girl, since your hymen would be already broken.

>>7021345
your hymen doesn't break, dumbfuck.
It's a partially-open membrane. It's not supposed to break.
if it gets torn said man doesn't know what the fuck he is doing.

>>7021352
>man doesn't know what he's doing

Putting it in a vagina? Everyone's different

>>7021377
hymens still aren't meant to break

>>7021352
Actually, I said that on purpose knowing you'd get butthurt because I remember reading your post the last time where you explained that men who tear hymens are doing it wrong (probably because in fact your boyfriend is AZN and hence has a tony penis so he can't rip it properly - where else would all the blood come from, eh?).

>>7021352
hymens can be all different, some of them cover much more than others and tear rather than.. stretch?

why does the janitor delete cgl dramus and keep this

seriously, janitor-chan, are you fucking with us?

>>7021386
i am a virgin female, actually.
i find it odd that you'd keep spewing bullshit even after i posted that bit before.

>>7021386
>rip it "properly"
hahahaha oh my god

>>7021386
LOL I'm laughing at this stereotypical comment.

KEEP TRYING VENDETTA-CHAN.

>>7021386

The hymen doesn't need to be torn or ripped. If it is, you're not paying attention to the locomotion of penetration and/or performing proper foreplay. It means you might be bad at sex. Trust me, I'm an almost doctor.

>>7021472
What fucking "vendetta-chan" you dumb cunt? You're really grasping at straws here, how can I have a vendetta against someone who posts anon...?

That tony dicked AZN comment must've hit too close to home...

>>7021428
So, you're clueless as to what actually happens to hymens when penetrated for the first time?

>>7021433
The pussy must be properly eviserated with his wiener for the guy to absorb it's essence from the blood.

>>7021472
>VENDETTA-CHAN.
I don't think you know how to use that term.

>>7021487
Careful, I've gotten banned here for making a snide comment about a shitposting tripfag having a tiny AZN peenor. This is apparently the PC corner of 4chan.

>>7021514
What's your favorite Coldplay song?

This is mine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjnQifFgeb8

>>7021514
Troll.
Don't feed it.

>>7021596
No, I'm genuinely curious.

You don't like Cold Play? How about we go down to some Hot Play instead? ;)

#ifyouknowwhatImean