/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Bait.

That totally depends of what i'm cosplaying...

- I would think he's pretty hot

- I will just pose with him (Like showing muscle, or figthing pose, etc...)

- My friends have dirty minds... so you can imagine what they will think

-Most likely stand there doing nothing feeling less than him, unless i'm pretty happy with my cosplay..., then i will do what i said i would "probably" do

>What wound your mind think of doing? -
imagine my hands running over him
>What would you probably do? - try to relax and act normal
>What would your friends think you would do? -
run my fingers on his nipples.
What would you actually do? - try not to touch him and avoid eye contact.

>>7005593
I should avoid answering on my phone.

>>7005583
thats specific.

>>7005595
Ermmm... thanks?

>What wound your mind think of doing? -
delude myself my bod is better than his bod
>What would you probably do? -
compare my flab with his tight ass
>What would your friends think you would do? -
bolt and lock myself in the hotel room tin convention is over
>What would you actually do? -
pose but be disheartened.

I dunno, asian dude + steroids? He might be packing some disappointing cargo

>>7005833
Hahaha, how cruel..., maybe his mother is afro-american and gave him some africans gens :D

>What wound your mind think of doing? -
flash forward to marriage and many little children with abs.
>What would you probably do? -
Make awesome poses with that will turn him on.
>What would your friends think you would do? -
Hambeast the hell out of him
>What would you actually do? -
be turned on and "accidentally" brush against him.

>What wound your mind think of doing?
Oh god he's going to think I'm lame and probably ugly, why does this photographer think this is a good idea
>What would you probably do?
Try to be professional and model.
>What would your friends think you would do?
They would want me to get his number for them
>What would you actually do?
Probably trip on cords, make stiff poses and facial expressions, not say a single word to him before or after. If he says anything to me I would respond "Yeah haha" no matter what he said. Run away home and think that maybe he was a nice guy and I should have given him a chance instead of making assumptions and be intimidated by him

>What wound your mind think of doing? -
SCREAMINGBREAKFASTLUNCHSNACKDINNERMIDNIGHTSNACK
>What would you probably do? -
Act no biggie
>What would your friends think you would do? -
cope a feel
>What would you actually do? -
be the unposeable barbie

>>7005833
Love how women never disappoint when it comes to tearing someone down, even when the target is pretty much perf

>>7007774
I believe >>7005833 is a jealous fat man who is afraid ow walking.

>>7005557
Woman here, I don't find him attractive in the least bit. Like, at all. The shape of his body creeps me out, man.

>>7007783
so... that's your 2 cents

not OP by the way

What wound your mind think of doing? -
What would you probably do? -
What would your friends think you would do? -
What would you actually do? -

>>7007783
as opposed to other posters...

Do you see the novelty in answering OPs questions or are you one of those self morals better offers?

Mirin his physique then noticed his ear.

What would your mind think of doing? - Count the full number of tats because autism.
What would you probably do? - Try not to laugh because what the fuck would some shirtless ripped guy be doing in the shot with a skinny loser in loser cosplay? Is he a prop?
What would your friends think you would do? - Pee all over myself.
What would you actually do? - Try to make a joke or be friendly and either come off as a racist or dyke lesbian.

I can't talk to males

>>7005557
wow
that dude is juiced to hell and back

- I would think of asking him if he speaks the same language as me (we don't exactly get many Asian-looking people here)

- I would probably greet him normally and ask him if he knew what the shoot was about

- My friends would think I would do what I would probably do

- I would actually do what I would probably do.

I don't really like asians but I'd sit on his face

>>7010393
>I would think of asking him if he speaks the same language as me (we don't exactly get many Asian-looking people here)
>(we don't exactly get many Asian-looking people here)
>Asian-looking people

That's forgivable.

>What wound your mind think of doing? -
Killing the Gook for standing next to me.
>What would you probably do? -
Joke about him having a tiny Asian dick and raffing at him with an Asian accent.
>What would your friends think you would do? -
Kill the Gook sonuvabitch.
>What would you actually do? -
What I said I would already?

Kind of redundant those two questions.

God, I hate rice eaters. They killed my pa in Vietnam. If I could I would kill every single of those slant-eyed freaks that are allowed to walk free in Alabama.

>>7010494
The guy is Korean. I doubt you could kill him with your fat ass. Also my uncle who also was in the Vietnam war is laughing at guys like you who has stretched the term gook to include other Asian races.

Rice hater on /cgl/...
wow! Just wow!

>>7010494
>Alabama

redneck in-breeders

I love feeding trolls!

>>7005557

>What would your mind think of doing?
Focus on whatever poses we're supposed to be doing together
>What would you probably do?
Shake his hand, introduce myself, ask what his routine is, then do the shoot
>What would your friends think you would do?
Fuck if I know
>What would you actually do?
See 2 answers above

>What would you mind think of doing?
Touching his muscles.
>What would you probably do?
Ask him what kind of routine he follows and if he could give me any advice on how to stop being fat.
>What would your friends think you would do?
Stand there and be nice to him.
>What would you actually do?
What I said I would probably do, followed by spazzing and asking if I could feel his muscles.

>>7010503
> Also my uncle
Your uncle was some liberal ass faggot who only came to Vietnam to take pictures and taste what rice pussy feel like. He never done seen any combat that's for sure.

>>7010509
Fuck off you privileged commie cunt. One day the South is gonna rise up against you gay loving pussies and take back its independence. Then we get rid off all the kikes, gooks and coons.

>>7005566
This.

Funny how it is impressive just because he's Asian when by white man standards he would be considered DYEL.

>>7011247

Man don't you have some moonshine to distill?

>>7011247
Yep. Red neck fat troll. Under age even and does not know what he is talking about. Home school not working out?

I'd probably 'Live til Death' like most people

>>7011779
From all the projecting, it looks like I offended a underage Gook fatty.

Posting pic to prove that I am the Alpha.

>>7011822
made me wet/10

>>7011822
your haircut is awful.
ain't nothing alpha about that.

>>7011822
hahahah alpha hanging out on /cgl/

you're a moron, get over it. no amount of anger or hate mongering is going to cover up the fact that you hate yourself. you still live with your parents and you're unsuccessfully trying to woe underage women who dress up like anime characters. get a life, dude.

>>7011832
Not him but Jesus Christ where are you getting this all from? You really sound like you're projecting m8.

>>7011822
holy shit that haircut

my sides

>>7011836
not too difficult to tell by his posts, and the picture he took in his moms bathroom.

little too close to home?

>>7011822
you seem constipated
are you alright

>>7011852
meant for >>7011851

>>7011857
actually that was meant for alabama-chan
he could use a little chillaxative

>>7011822
You image was posted on /b/ a week back

Nice try though.

So, can we all confirm alabama chan is a fat sexual predator fighting retardedly hanging in /cgl/

>>7011822
>Used the word "Gook" on Chilean descendant.
>Veitnam vets are laughing

>>7010494
Goddammit, we Bamabros already have a shitty reputation. Stop making it worse, fuckface.

>What wound your mind think of doing?
I would want to stick my pinky through one of his ear gauges.
>What would you probably do?
Probably stand there and try to look cool or just complement whatever look he's going for.
>What would your friends think you would do?
Handcuff him, strip him, and then flog him.
>What would you actually do?
Probably just stare at his ear holes. Gauges are fuckin' weeeeeeiiiird.

Sage for pretty sucky questions.

>>7012055
Man this guy really made you buttravaged, didn't he? It wasn't posted on /b/, ever. Nobody would even post that on /b/ because it isn't pornography.

>>7012244
It was on /b/, assuming fag! And last night on /soc/.

>>7012406
Except it wasn't. You're acting like a 10 year old trying to impress his friends by saying his father is Nintendo.