/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>6939704
It's not. You still have to work people like you would in real life. If you have problems outside of conventions getting tail you're going to have problems in a convention.

>>6939706

aww

Oh well.

I just hear about guys that get approached by girls who are all like 'omg you're mario! we should make out!'

Don't care if they're slut.

>>6939708
Yeah... it's not like that unless you've got the looks to back it up.

>>6939708
I finally get to use this gif in a legit way.

I heard that the best way to get some ass is at the raves or room parties once the girls are fucked up. Is this true? Is this okay as the girl knows what she's getting into or am I'm taking advantage of her?

>>6939758
Intoxicated people can't give consent. If they wouldn't fuck you sober, you have no game.

>>6939704
>Is this true?

Kind of. You won't get laid if you're just another Beta who isn't 10/10.

But!

1) Start tripfagging on /cgl/.
2) Post a lot.
3) Get famous here.
4) Hook up with some /cgl/ girl. It is incredibly easy to get inside them once you get status in here.

>>6939758
who really cares?

>>6939760
Except they can, you ugly tumblr fatty. Most of sex outside of marriage that happens out there in the world, the vast majority, I dare say, happens during intoxication. It is why alcohol exists in the first place.

>>6939761
I am actually from /fit/. So while I do have an above average body (which makes me good for cosplaying) I am a beta. Really, I am.

>>6939770
No problem! Just think off a trip and start complimenting everyone on /cgl/, creeping up everyone's ass, sucking up to people, and so on.

Just think off some appropriate tripname. Like, I dunno... That Guy. Or boxingbro. Sounds cool!

>>6939769
>wahhh I ply women with alcohol because they won't fuck me otherwise ;_;

OP confirmed for beta

>>6939761
>Implying every seagull has such high standards
Some of us just want the D. Not gonna see them again outside a con usually.

>>6939783
Call me that again, and I will delete this thread. ;_;

>>6939788
little beta bitch

>>6939788
>being so beta that you have to ask how to score at cons

OP confirmed for beta virgin :3c

>>6939777
Does smoker get a lot of /cgl/ pussy?

>>6939758
So you basically want to fuck girls that are passed out drunk?

How noble.

>>6939794
Not passed out drunk but well liquored up and still functioning.

>>6939769
No, people who are drunk are basically unable to think clearly! They cannot therefore give consent, since there is no way they can be considered responsible for actions that happened while they couldn't think clearly! What comes next, will you start expecting people who run over children and splatter their brains all over the sidewalk with a car, whilst drunk, to take responsibility?

You fucking nazi, you.

Just go on /soc/ to a hookup thread and talk with the girl on Skype to make sure she looks like her pic she posted.
It's really not hard and you could get a fuckbuddy out of it.

>>6939788
AWWWWW IS THE BABBY GOING TO DEWETE HIS THWEAD CUZ DA GUWLS DONT WIKE HIM

Fucking beta.

>>6939761
Who even are considered famous tripfags here?

>>6939792
Not really, but even a fugly 3/10 with fucking MANTITS like him got to lose his virginity after he started tripping on /cgl/ and sucking up to others.

>>6939796
>>6939797
>>6939801
Are you sure that was even OP and not a troll?

>>6939803
they'd have to be passed out to fuck you OP

post your ugly mug or fuck off

>>6939808
Me.

In all reality, I haven't seen the "usual crowd" in a while. I'm also on at different hours now though.

>>6939813
yeah, OP here.

I kept quiet because it looked funny.

>>6939817
noo, I have been inside all day so my hair looks retarded and you will all get mad at the colour of my skin anyways.

Speaking of this whole less inhibitions=no consent, I actually personally love the idea of being taken advantage of while drunk, but no guys want to do it since they're scared I'll call rape or blackmail them or something.

>>6939821
Draw up a contract.

No seriously.

>>6939818
I've never seen your name before. Are you a new tripfag or something?

>>6939809
Having to suck up to grills on /cgl/ just to get 3DPD pussy doesn't seem worth it. I'll pass.

>>6939825
He's been on a cgl sabbatical

>>6939760
You gave consent by drinking. If you can't resist cock when you're drunk, then don't drink, you irresponsible vapid cunt.

Note how it is always the cunts who are complaining, while men who wake up after a night of drinking next to a fucking banshee just suck it up and take responsibility for their actions ("well, I shouldn't have been drinking so much") whereas women, incapable to take responsibility for anything, cry to make the government see that as RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

And, of course, the first thing that comes to your mind, the moment someone dares to challenge your retarded statement, is that "omg!! it's the guys who want to have sex with *meeeeeeee* but they're too ugly to do it without making me drunk first! how disgusting :(". It just shows how self-inflated your ego is.

I personally find sex with drunk whores disgusting, but you don't get to have special rights, just because you fucked a guy you didn't want to -- because you're an irresponsible cunt who parasites on her parents / taxpayers that can't hold her liquor.

>>6939832
But that's pretty much why men live.

>>6939832
>not willing to put women on the pedestal, where the belong

Well I hope you like dying alone, you fucking neckbeard misogynistic virgin shit. Back to >>>/r9k/ >>>/a/ with you.

>>6939830
Ohh okay. For how long? I've only been here 2 months.

>>6939824
This. A legally binding contract that you each have a signed copy of.

>>6939825
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS VOTED /CGL/'S MOST ATTRACTIVE MALE TRIP.

>>6939835
>>6939824
America really is a lost country. Jesus fucking Christ.

>>6939788

OP won't deliver.

>>6939822
oh, you're black? well that explains why OP is a douchecunt that treats women like shit.

protip: most women at the convention will be white or asian, ergo not retarded sluts.

>>6939836
lel
That tumblr logic. Get rekt hoe.

>>6939842
Didn't the corpse win in the end?

>>6939844
yeah they sue everything and everyone.

>>6939844
Yeah okay because IT DOESN'T HAPPEN ALL THE FUCKING TIME REGARDLESS.

Yeah rape victims exist but how many of them blamed the booze so they'd be seen in a better light?

Legally binding contract nigger. States that both parties knew what they were doing and agreed to do it under specific terms so someone can't claim rape later to fuck someone over.

>>6939850
Funny how tumblr trash feminists always pretend to be on the side of minorities, but they're more racist than the Nazis, deep down.

>>6939839
He's been gone quite a while. Maybe even the whole of this year so far?

>>6939850

>>6939824
>>6939835
That might be a good idea actually. Thanks!

>>6939850
No, I am half asian half white, but slightly on the darker side.

>>6939855
Hey, me too!

I'm a bit on the light side, though

>>6939846
Was there a new one?

I only know of the one I had (legit 2nd or 3rd place in) until someone rigged it, which surprisingly wasn't me.

But at the same time it was pretty much rigged for dude to win anyway because they picked severely disliked and uggo competition.

>>6939842
Only because you locked me in a closet during the beauty pagent

>>6939836
lel
That tumblr logic. Get rekt hoe.

>>6939837
My waifu loves me unconditionally and /a/ is bit boring with everything ending for the spring season. Imma hang around hear a little longer.

>>6939844
Bitches like to cry rape. Whatcha gon' do?

>>6939829
Great post. You're my new favorite tripfag.

>>6939860
>>6939830
Moved to Hawaii in Feb which time-zoned me and went on deployment.

I hop on from time to as we pull into ports.

I'll be back in October, don't worry guys.

>>6939865
Freeman is everyone's favorite tripfag.

>>6939829
FREEMAN
CGL MEETUP SOON YES?

>>6939861
Ah, you mean this?

>>6939872
pics of top three , please.

>>6939872
R.I.P.

>>6939872
Yeah

>>6939859
All libs are like this.

>>6939872
Oh cool! Is there going to be another one of those? And how did it work? Did trips just post photos and people voted on them?

>>6939859
I don't have a tumblr. Nice homegrown retardiation you've got going on there.
>>6939855
your penis is probably tiny, but you'll reel in the weebs like crazy. You'll get laid if you say you're japanese.