/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>6893761
Not weeaboo, just a crazy bitch.

>>6893779
Did you miss the part where she said she's into rape because of anime?

>>6893761
Not so much weeaboo, but psycho with a rape fetish that was probably brought on by watching too much hentai.

Ok so a little bit weeaboo then.

>>6893785
Crazy has many forms. Weeaboos are mostly just socially inept teens.

I consider a symptom of a weeaboo being that anime effects your life so much that it influences your actions in society/public/etc.

>Be me
>Be in 10th grade
>Close to the time when I'm just getting into the group of new friends because of new school
>Fattie with Naruto headband is apparently part of the group but he's a senior
>Sits next to me in art classroom
>The classroom was completely empty except for me and some other dude
>Grabs my schoolbag
>Cool badges!
>Thanks fattie
>He proceeds to tell me how his father burned him when he was little
>Shows me his skin
>His skin doesn't look burned but rather rashy
>Tells me he cuts himself but he doesn't feel it
>I sometimes go to the beach and lay down the sand, feel nothing
>Later on tells me how he thinks he's growing wings and may be a vampire
>Says he's got X-rays
>Constantly licks his teeth as if he had fangs

Later on he became a stalked (following me home and everything). He tried to force kiss me then cried when I told him no. He would constantly make these fake ass stories about why his skin was the way it was. One of them went like "I was trying to save my ex girlfriend from a fire". These days I found out he actually got a girl pregnant. GG.

>>6893821
>He became a stalker*

>>6893761
All I'm seeing is some guy who missed out on what would probably have been amazing sex.

>>6893832
Would you a psycho bitch?

>>6893840
I stick my dick exclusively in crazy.
Not really on purpose, it just sorta happens.

>>6893892
This. But sometimes I don't know if they stuck their dick in crazy or if I impaled my ginnie on crazy.

>junior at the time, 16
>meet new group of friends
>all in to anime, vidya
>okay. sounds cool.
>everyone is pretty chill, except for this crazy hamplanet
>hamplanet says i'm pretty cute. tells me she is a narutard too
>she says i look like a girl she kissed at a con
>"oh.."
>tells me she loves me all the time
>runs around with a fox tail or something sticking out from her pants
>one day she actually tries to kiss me
>"whoa. okay. sorry, but no. I'm not in to girls."
>i am in to girls, just not crazy weaboos.
>she stalks me, hugs me really tight
>other girls from the group tell her to calm her tits
>find out she did this to all of them.
eww.

>be 14
>into mecha
>meet a fellow /m/an
>bros for life

>be older
>thinking about going to anime con
>see all the Narutards running around
>yeah....
>I'll pass

>>6893840
I'm crazy and people stick their dicks in me all the time.

>>6893898
>ginnie

I'm stealing this. As a guy, I never know what to call ladyparts. Vagina? Clinical. Pussy? Silly. Cunt? Australian.

A real weaboo horror story:

the fact that the old tumblr considered "hambeast" a "slur".

>>6893989
Clam.

>>6893989
Sideways smile.

>>6893989
Taco.

Does anybody have that Bloody Miku comic?

>>6894073
I've got it, but I have to run out and do errands. If nobody posts it by the time I get back then I will. I also have the other comic, the hambeast prime one.

>>6894082
Aaah, thank you!

>>6893989
ohgosh yay, you liked my word. I call it a bunch of things, but none of it comes to mind. It's gotta be a spur of the moment thing. Birth wound. I can't, feels too forced

>>6893989
>Vagina? Clinical. Pussy? Silly. Cunt? Australian. Ginnie? Harry Potter.
ftfy

>be me at age 15
>had been a lolita for about 2 years, worked at my father's store to earn extra money, could afford brand dresses about every second month or so, had about 5 Angelic Pretty dresses
>used to be into anime and conventions, always hated the weeb and convention culture though, so I stopped going at 13 after a few cons
>an old friend tells me a girl from her class "was into that weird fashion you are into too!"
>okay, maybe she means lolita?
>arrange to go out for an anime karaoke night with friend and friend's lolita-interested buddy
>we're supposed to meet at my place, friend wants to show her buddy my closet
>they arrive, friend's buddy is super greasy and dressed like she rolled around in Hot Topic
>"HI ANON-CHAN I HEARD YOU WERE A LOLI-CHAN TEEHEE"
>ohgod.jpg
>she knows absolutely nothing about lolita, refers to it as "kawaii anime-fashion"
>friend insists weeaboo-buddy try on one of my AP dresses
>I'm a doormat and doesn't really know how to say no
>weeaboo is fat, not hamplanet-fat, but still too big for AP
>she doesn't realize this
>I pick out the dress with the most forgiving shirring and she forces herself into it. I now need to dry-clean that dress an extra time...
>"ANON-CHAN YOU MUST BE SOOOO RICH TO AFFORD THIS, YOUR PARENTS MUST BUY YOU EVERYTHING YOU ASK FOR"
>try to tell her that I work and earn my own money, she insists I'm spoiled

That was not a pleasant evening, I was so ashamed to be seen in public with this mess...

>>6894090
Back, and it hasn't been posted. Alright chumps, let's do this!

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>>6894191
I'll post the other too if people want it

>>6894189

>>6894134
What I'm feeling right now is, like, second-hand rage. Why are some people just doormats? One of my friend is one and it frustrates me when I see people taking advantage.

> learn to say no

>>6894193

Give it to us hard, anon.

>>6894198
I've learnt to say no by now, I was just so awkward when I was younger. This event was actually one of the things that encouraged me to learn to stand up to people. I didn't ever want some smelly weeb tainting my brand again, goddamnit. She actually asked to borrow a dress from me for a con a few weeks later, and I was so proud of myself for saying no. Weeb-chan was actually surprisingly accepting of me saying that I didn't lend expensive things though.

>>6894237
I wish I knew how to teach my friend how to say no. Is it even something you can teach without traumatizing the person?

Yeah, you really want to stay away from girls like that

See: >>6882286

>>6894198
>One of my friend is one and it frustrates me when I see people taking advantage.
Same here, especially when it comes to friends. I don't think her friends mean to take advantage of her niceness, it just happens. Like once one of her friends asked her to help him on an assignment that was already a week late for a paper she doesn't even do, and she pretty much ended up doing most of the work for him. I told her I was really disappointed and she told me it wouldn't happen again, I hope it doesn't.

>>6894121
Chamber of Secrets?

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>>6894232
Hard is the only way I give it baby.

>>6894311

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>>6894326
Aaaaand I'm out.

Women like rape, it's hardly some massive secret you morons.

>>6894327

>mfw when anon delivers

Bless you, brave soul.

What I wouldn't give for a crazy weeaboo gf.

>>6894327
tragically beautiful.

>>6894332
>>6894377
Love you too anons, lets get lunch at AX

Picture unrelated

Why is it that it that manga & anime corrupts people's mind so easily.
Especially the females, no offense

Okay so I'm pretty insecure and all, and this is my very own childhood trauma so please be gentle.
Incoming lewd. You have been warned

>I'm 12
>New class
>I'm a real shy-guy
>This one tomboy won't stop bothering me since we have a mutual friend from my previous class
>Not really comfortable with all this un-requested interaction
>A few days passes
>"What?! You like manga too, Anon? Wow, cool, we should like go home to my house and read manga and maybe watch some anime(s), I like this and this and-"
>"..s-sure."
>We step through the front door.
>"Stay here! ...I have to fix my room real quick."
>She rushes off
>Wait by the door
>...
>"C-can I come now? "
>...
>"Hello?!"
>"Yeah, sure come on up!"
>Her room is messy as fuck, manga pocketbooks everywhere
>Her shorts is resting in an slump by her feet.
>Legs apart.
>No underwear.
>Blushing hard as fuck, she looks me dead in the eyes.
>"If you show me yours, I will show you mine, okay?"
>"...W-what? But-"
>"Take of your shorts too."
>"Wha- No!"
>Tomboy leans forward and pulls down my shorts in an flash.
>With all of my strength, I try to push her away, absolutely terrified!
>Tomboy likes to climb trees and bicycling, and is stronger than me, so my effort is to no avail
>Repeatedly tells her to stop and start to cry rivers.
>Push and push and push for all I'm worth.
>Holds me down and tries to mount even though I'm not even hard.
>Panic and punch her right in the face as hard as I can
>Tomboy yelps and looses her grip.
>I pull my shit up fast as fuck and run for the door
>Crying, I bold out of her house and run as fast as I can home
>Sobbing all the way
>Parents shocked, and tries to calm me.
>Stay in room for a few hours, still pretty upset.

Part 1/2

>>6893916
>hamplanet
I swear, you bitches are the best at making fun of other people.

>>6894198
It's because women are naturally inclined to be submissive.

Basically, weeaboo bitches be crazy.

>>6897328
Alright, here's part 2

>Dad enters room looking really serious, not as comforting as before.
>"Anon, we got a call from Tomboy's parents, they want to talk with you. We are going over there this instant"
>"Okay."
>Wipes tears and comes along.
>Weird atmosphere in car.
>Parents wont talk to me.
>What's going on?
>I have to stay in the car.
>Everyone is standing on their porch and talking really seriously. Tomboy is looking as terrified as I am, busted lip and all.
>A few minutes passes
>We drive home in silence
>Get scolded hard enough to last seven hells about how you are not allowed to force yourself upon girls.
>Grounded for two years
>Suspended allowance for ever.
>Not allowed to be with little sister
>Therapy/brain-wash sessions
>Get called rapist in school
>Girls avoid me like the plague
>Friends can't be with me because their parents tell them not to.
>11 years later I'm still occasionally referred to as "Rape-Anon".

To this day, I'm absolutely terrified yet obsessed with girls and pretty proud of myself that I haven't committed suicide.

>>6897345
This is terrible.
I want to hug you forever and make sure everything is OK from now on.

>>6897345
Oh my God that is seriously terrible I want to hug you and never let go... I hope everything goes well for you from now on and that Tomboy-chan learns to behave.

>>6893892
r u me?

>>6897356
>>6897363
Thank you for your consolation, I'm sad to say that it actually feels pretty nice.

I've known some crazy weebs.

>friend of my brother's dates my friend (both are weebs)
>He (let's call him Juan) breaks up with her
>she rips off the head of every stuffed animal he ever gave her and sent them to him
>she convinces some caveman-looking lapdog to pick on me a year later for no discernable reason

>Juan loses another girlfriend because he doesn't talk to her for two months, too busy with WoW and anime

>Juan loses another girlfriend because he accidentally hits her with a shuriken, it gets stuck in her back

>different girl I knew wore cat ears to school every day
>insisted on being called Kitty
>really annoying, avoided her like the plague
>started dating a different friend of my brother's (let's call this friend "Brandon")
>Brandon breaks up with Kitty
>she leaves threatening letters in his mailbox, signed in blood
>"you messed up big time, BRANDON!!!!!"

Seriously, there has to be something in the water around here.

>>6897345

Oh my God. No one believed you when you told them you didn't try to rape her? You said you went to therapy; did you try to tell them that Tomboy was lying?

>>6897429
Oh, and this guy.

>friend of my boyfriend (let's call this guy Ryan) is almost thirty years old
>hooks up with fourteen year olds at cons
>is currently dating sixteen year old that he screwed when she was only fifteen
>he calls her his irl lolita
>laugh about it whenever I can to try and pretend I'm not disgusted and horrified

I know I've told it before, but does anyone want to hear the story of the guy who thought he had a dead lesbo living in his head?

>>6897427
It might seem easy-peasy to explain yourself out of such an situation, but I really didn't have the social skills nor courage to do it.
Of course, I tried a few times, but everyone had like DECIDED that I was "guilty"

>>6897436
oh you.

>>6897471
Oh, me.

>>6897345
This is what's wrong with the world - she TRIED TO RAPE YOU AND YOU GET ACCUSED OF RAPE
OH GOD
I CAN'T
I'M TOO RUSTLED RIGHT NOW I'M OUT OF THIS THREAD
But seriously anon, I hope that Rape-chan gets what's fucking coming to her

>>6897437
I do, I do!
>>6897444
It's because of the whole thing of 'girls can't rape because they're special angels who don't have an evil penis!' thing that's going on. Why is that even a thing.

>>6897503

Here goes.

> be me
> high school freshman
> get set up on date with a nerdy guy
> let's call him Lathos
> he asks me out, I say yes

> very next day
> "I have a confession, anon."
> Oh boy, here we go.
> "I have split personalities."
> You are so full of shit, but you'll hate me if I say anything, so I'll be quiet.
> "My other personality is Sarah, do you want to meet her? She thinks you're cute."
> No, I don't want to watch your bad acting.
> Fine, bullshit away.

> 'Sarah' turns out to be this dead lesbo that Lathos's father 'bound' to him
> Lathos's father was supposedly a vampire
> Lathos was supposedly half-vampire
> too scared to say anything, play along like a fucking idiot

> find out Lathos has been requesting nude photos from women online
> tells them he 'loves' them, has three different long-distance relationships running at once
> that's cheating, asshole
> "Sarah made me do it! She's lonely because you don't like her!"
> SARAH ISN'T FUCKING REAL
> apologize to him for being mean to 'Sarah'
> rinse and repeat for five fucking years

I don't care how low your self-esteem is. I don't care how much you 'love' someone. Don't fucking do what I did and let them do this kind of stupid-ass shit.

On a related note, after being accused of being homophobic by Lathos for years, I've moved in with a woman who left middle-school play-pretending in middle school.

I have a bit of a con horror story from a week ago now. It isn't anything too note worthy but it was interesting at the time anyway. If anyone wants some fresh new stuff I can share it.

>>6897525
Share away, fella

>>6897520

I might as well go ahead and note that I played along, so I'm aware this bullshit is pretty much my fault for not nipping it in the bud. He was one of those people that cry at the drop of a hat, with little to no consideration for anyone but themselves, so the times I'd try to tentatively approach the subject of stopping his bullshit, he'd guilt me into being quiet.

I even tried pretending to love 'Sarah,' just so that he'd stop cheating on me, but it wasn't any good.

The breaking point came when we got an apartment together, and I discovered that he refused to shower without me yelling at him first.

Of course, the sex between us was bland and boring, but that's my fault, because I simply wasn't attracted to him anymore and I refused to put forth any effort.

>>6897525

Do it, man.

>>6897533
Okay then gimme a minute or two to type it up so I can throw it all in

>>6897345

You sound pretty beta to me. Should've given her the D everything would've turned out ok and you'd have a cool story.

>>6897345
Holy fuck anon. This is why I wish MRAs weren't such self-obsessed asshats, we DO need to fight for equal rights in stuff like rape and yet the face of the movement is fat, misogynistic cunts who are just butthurt that women won't sleep with them. I hope that one day, not too late, female on male rape will finally be taken seriously and you can sue this bitch for everything she's got. Alternatively, she could get raped by a pack of niggers. I imagine that would be quite satisfying too.

>>6897561
Yeah, real life doesn't work like that

>>6897580
So what you're saying is MRAs are like /r9k/.

Yeah, that's actually pretty accurate.

>>6897580
Female on male rape is definitely a thing. A girl in my class went on about how a guy couldn't be raped because if they're hard, then it means they're consenting. I got so pissed off.

>>6893916
oh does this remind me of about 4 years of hell i went through
>Be me, age 13.
>Have some friends about 2 years older that are into cosplay.
>They enter High School and meet some other girls that are into anime too.
> Tell me "You have to meet them! You'll get along great!"
>I'm lonely so why the hell not?
>Over many years get to know a self-diagnosed special snowflake, a hambeast, and a lying manipulative bitch that wanted in my pants.

Okay story time

My long time girlfriend and I were discussing about a up and coming con and she asked me if I wanted to go and sweetened the deal by telling me that there was an Injustice tournament happening there too.(I am a bit of a fighting game nut so I was in as first mention of that)
I told her that we should bring some of our friends along and we each tried to bring someone from our respective circles to join in and fill the car. None of my guy friends could or wanted to come among because it was kind of on short notice so I told Hel (my girlfriend) to pick 3 friends and we would call it at that. We had a place to stay planned out so it would all go smoothly and I spent a good part of the next week practicing my works and I ordered a few things off the internet to make a half assed Red Son Green Lantern costume (bomber jacket, pants and a winter hat with a green lantern ring, top tier). Hel got her friends hyped up and sorted and they all got in some cosplay ideas.
Now Hel had this friends that I had been at ends with from day one of meeting her and if I went into detail describing her she would fill out the regular template of a con horror hambeast. Short, mildly obese, anime nut job, nyaas, ADD and all that jazz. I knew that when I said to invite her friends this person (Jay) would tag along and I like to think that I have the tolerance of a saint being in a high stress work I normally can just zone her out so I was more than fine with having her show up for the trip, just a small road bump on the way of a good trip.
The second friend Tif was a mutual friend of me and my girlfriend and one of her best friend that normally comes around to hang out on the weekends. She is pretty cool, typical gaming girl so we talk a bit about RPGs and TF2 and stuff.

>>6897619
I'll share one.
>Get invited to friends house for a gathering.
>introduced to the hambeast, let's call her H.
>The minute I meet her she glues herself to me.
>Find out later she hates to shower, and only takes one once a month if she feels like it.
>Greasy hair, lack of deodarant, and completely gross.
>Kind of scared of her.
>After a few hours of talking to her find out she's really into Hetalia.
>Tell her I cosplayed England about 2 years before.
>"OH REALLY?? COOL!! HEY ANON DID YOU KNOW I'M PART BRITISH AND FRENCH? MY HOUSE IS LIKE USUK!!!"
>Just nod my head and let her go on.
>"Also anon, I'm part Italian and German. That's why I eat pasta!"
>H goes on for awhile talking about her mixed ethnicity.
>When it's time to leave, she asks to see my phone.
>Kind of confused, but I hand it over anyways.
>Puts in her number.
I have a lot of stories about H that involve suicide attempts with house keys, throwing a tantrum in a movie theater, trying to break my friend's fingers and a lot more. Cont.?

>>6897634

The 3rd entrant was a friend of Tif's who she apparently found when she was hanging around at EB games one day. They had talked about it and this guy seemed pretty cool. Like video games and didn't mind cosplay and was apparently pretty chill and when I was being told this I suspected that maybe Tif had a thing for this guy.

All of that crap aside we were set for a decent trip. The girls had cosplay ideas and this new guy Pete was keen to join in the fun. On the day we burnt of a pair of CDs for the car ride over and we had everyone meet at our place to get packed into the car at once. I talked a bit with Pete while the girls tried to cram their bags into the car and he was pretty cool, if not a bit timid.
We all get into the car and I drive us down and we have a good time on the way down and get to the back packers and throw our stuff into the room. I had to spring some extra money so we could get a bigger room to ourselves while we were there but it was no big deal because backpackers a dirt cheap anyway and the extra space was nice.

So in day one of the con We got all suited up. I got on my Green Lantern gear and I was mighty happy for it. It is getting into the cold mornings of winter here so the warm jacket, gloves and hat was good. Hel was doing a Mikasa cosplay after she got the sweater vest from some place online, Jay was doing some odd attempt at a Hitsugaya cosplay (or so she claimed), Tif was doing a kind of working Rebecca Chambers from Resident Evil with the red jacket and stuff with a pistol and a can of air freshener painted up like first aid spray. While Pete goes in casual gear and acts as a caddie for Jay and Tif.

So we get into the con and things go good for the first day. the girls get stopped occasionally for photos and I am barely noticed much at all so we go around and have a good day. We buy some stuff and have a typical first day of relaxing while waiting for all the good stuff on day two.

>>6897644
That night we headed back to the room before the ball. we got our cheap masks together and Jay and Tif tried some ways to make theirs a bit better with feathers and paint and stuff. Tiff used a bit of paint and a knife to make it look a little bit zombie-ish to go with her outfit that I thought was cool.

Anyways at the ball we all start having a good time and Jay had been sticking closer to Pete and apparently she had been doing so all day but I had never noticed with my tournament. Half way though Pete comes up to me while I was dancing with Hel half way though and says that he needs the key to get in because he wasn't having much fun. I gave him a bit of stick about striking out with a girl and he looked a little puzzled and shrugged his shoulders and left. The night carried on and Tif comes up and asks me where Pete was and I told her that he was back at the backpackers and she told me that Jay vanished and that they might be together.

>>6897642
Get go back that night and get changed and Jay offers to go down and throw everyone's stuff though the laundry they have there. Seemed like a real good idea at the time because you don't want to wear the same smelly stuff for two days in a row. So Jay disappears and I start drinking and We all continue talking and eventually Jay comes back with everyone's stuff and we carry on for a while and Jay starts to drink and things get a little tense and awkward and we kind of call the night a bit short once Jay starts trying to pry into dirty talk with me and Pete.

Day two was the day of the Injustice tournaments and the masquerade ball. So I packed my stick into my bag and we headed off. While we walked to the con Hel got cold because of her outfit so I threw my jacket at her for her to wear for a while and Jay drops a comment about me being "Easy to take clothes off and share them NOW" and gives me a firm shove. I trip over the side of my boots and hit the side of the building we were walking past and i feel something go wrong in my bag. I get my feet back up and peek in my bag and sure enough my motion stick was broken off at the base. No real problem I have stuff at home to fix any broken parts but I had to run back to the room so I traded Hel the room keys for her ticket in and I ran back got get a normal controller to play with and I get back not too long after everyone else gets there with a bit of jogging and dodging traffic.

I catch up with everyone and Jay is being in a messy mood shooting sharp remarks at everyone and the tournament goes well enough and I get second after failing to bring it back from losers bracket in the finals. Jay makes some remarks about how I was first loser and that second place is nothing to be happy with. I tell her that things might had gone better if my stick was working(I now know that was a bad idea to say that)

>>6897646

Turns out Jay followed Pete back to the backpackers. Pete was having a shower after he got back and tried grabbing all over Pete after he finally got out and that is when I headed back to the room, because "Pete said he had a headache and I wanted to make sure he was alright". It was really just because I didn't trust Jay. So I enter to find a half naked Jay pawing all over Pete in the corner of the room. She looks at me like a deer in headlights as I walk in and I tell her to get off before I get anyone else involved and make it a long walk home for her.

I tell Jay to lock herself in the bathroom until I say otherwise and I peel a shaken Pete off the ground and I talk with him and ask if he is alright. He says he is pretty freaked out and that he doesn't want either of the other girls to find out. I begin to suspect again that this might have been because of something between Tif and Pete. I tell him it ends at me and that Jay would tell no one and would not touch him again. I text Hel and let her and Tif know that Pete was feeling real sick and that we will have to head back early tomorrow morning. I let Jay out of the bathroom and told her the rules and how no one will find out any of those events unless she wants to deal with me breaking everything up and never seeing us again.

Not too much of a real horror story but I really felt bad for Pete being cornered and attacked like that and the kid looked real shaken plus being psudo raped by another person while having a middle thing going on with one of her friends must be a bit tense. Poor kid

>>6897631
Please

>>6897520
>>6897532
I'm surprised you didn't hang up as soon as he mentioned he had a dead lesbo in his head.

>>6897663

>H decides to tag along to a movie with my friend N and I.
>We go at a weird time, so there's only a few other people in the theater.
>H has become possesive over me, hates N.
>The movie starts.
>It's Ghost Rider, so shitty acting and such.
>N jokingly rests his arm on my shoulder, pretending to be scared.
>H screams "NO GET OFF"
>Starts bawling.
> Get confused.
>Ask H what's wrong
>Storms out of the theater
>Theater is connected to the local mall so we follow her past some stores, still confused.
>Wasted 9 dollars on a movie we only saw 45 minutes of.
>Finally get her to open up.
>"The movie made me think thoughts of.. killing everyone. Even you and N, anon.
>Oh shit.jpg
>N thinks she's joking.
>"H calm down please"
>H gets pissed. Grabs N and attempts crushing his fingers at a table in the food court.
>I learned hambeats are super strong that day.
>10 minutes later she stops her attitude
>Apologizes, saying it was her personality, Crystal.
>She says Crystal was getting over a bad break up with her other personality.

This girl was psycho and I have a lot of stories.

>>6897686

>>6897686
Keep going...

>>6897631
go on, anon.

>>6897649
> tell Jay to lock herself in the bathroom until I say otherwise
you are alpha as fuck

>>6897609
wow, what the fuck. That's about as bad as the argument that if a girl orgasms during her rape, she somehow wanted it. there was a really good ama on reddit from a sex therapist talking about how this stuff really messes with women. I imagine it'd do the same for guys.

physical reactions (of any kind) of your body do not necessarily mean you wanted them!

Similar to rape-anon but more boring:

>be 12
>crazy BPD russian girl in my class hangs out at my house sometimes
>obsessed with inuyasha and linkin park
>always wants to borrow my computer to print out inuyasha pics
>one day hanging out, playing with ouija board
>she intentionally lunges her chest at my hand
>"oooh anon did you just grab my boobs?"
>ignore her
>time passes, go to bed
>wake up to her sitting on my fucking hand
>"oooh anon you *molested* me there!!"
>tell her to gtfo, stop talking to her
>she becomes a lesbian but then starts dating 30 year-old men
>I become a tranny and date men as well
>go to cons but avoid crazy weebs

>>6897789
I really wanted to punch her, but didn't because, you know, we were in class.

> Basically sexual morals class
> Place in order what is worse
> 1. Guy lets his girlfriend's best friend kiss him, then tells his gf it was 'only a kiss'
> 2. Females students flirt with teacher and makes him uncomfortable
> 3. Girl has regular casual sex (while waiting for her next relationship) with her male bff who has this huge crush on her, and btw, she knows of his feelings
> 4. Girl gets drunk and a guy decides to have intercourse with her
> The girl in my class picks #4 as worst first time.
> Teacher tells everyone to now switch the genders of the characters
> Suddenly, #4 is the least worst because 'omg guiz can't be raeped!1!!'
> All my rage
> Worse of all, people agree with her

>>6897846
I have no words

>>6897649
I'm glad the Petes of the world have people like you to watch out for them, anon.
Thank you.

>>6893761
Off topic, does anyone know where to find that manga Peepo Choo online?

>>6897345
The hell? Did you tell anyone that she was the one who forced herself on you?

One guy was so convinced he was in love with me after he met me once and only talked to me online he went on to tell all of our common friends that he had his heart broken by his online fake girlfriend after I cut him off as a creeper friend.

He's messaged my friends to ask about me every now and then because he wants to make up with me.

>>6897686
>Crystal was getting over a bad break up with her other personality
What? WHAT?!

>>6897771
Alpha? maybe. Do note I have hated this hamlord with a passion for the last 2 years. Just a bit of pent up anger getting out

>>6897938
I think at the time I was more angry at Jay than worried about Pete honestly. But in hind sight i feel like I did the right thing. It was the first time all of us had met the kid besides Tif and I now feel really bad for him. We have talked a little in the last week, I still haven't told anyone not even Hel.

>>6893840
I'd probably take anything at this point. I don't want to become a wizard ;;

>>6894193
Terrifying.

A guy tried to force me into the mens room with him once. If there hadn't been so many other people around he'd probably forced himself on me. I used to be really shy and just mumbled and tried to laugh it off, but this random guy said "What the fuck is wrong with you?" to him and he chickened out and ran off.
I cosplayed Luka Megurine and he said I was his waifu, out of nowhere. He always tried to touch me and "jokingly" suggested we should go back to his hotel room. After the bathroom experience I never saw him again, though. I still have him on facebook, and he constantly befriends young girls.

Did I mention that I was 15 and he was 23 when it happened?

>>6897340
*culturally

>>6897345
Oh my god I'm really sorry to hear that, dude. What a bitch.

>>6897436

That's when you call the cops, dumbfuck.

>>6897532
>>6897520
>Lathos

A friend of mine dated this goth "vampire" guy for a while. Shit was hilarious. He drew an eye on his forehead with makeup or something, and when she brought him to our friend's birthday party he sat in the basement eating chicken wings because there was no blood around.

His name was Skelo. Idk what his real name was, something hispanic.

>>6897846
What the fuck...

I hate people. I really do.

>>6898153
How the hell...? Why do I always get the impression everyone on /cgl/ knows each other but me?

>>6897789
So if a girl is wet she's consenting?

>>6898163
That's the opposite of what anon's saying.

>>6898162
Different guy (I hope).
I wasn't talking about the other anon's Lathos guy, just sharing a related experience.

Takes all kind of people to make a world...

>Military dad.
>Transfers family to a new base.
>Live off base until we can get housing on it.
>Meet girl at bus stop first week at new high school.
>Kind of chubby, black hair is kind of stringy from being dyed.
>Apparently likes wearing anime shirts.
>Has a fuck-ton of buttons all over her shirt and bag like she's a walking advertisement for Death Note.
>"Hi anon! My name is Sarah but you can call me Tenshi!"
>Oh ok.
>"I'm one-third Japanese! My mom is from Japan!"
>Ok, cool. (Don't even consider it to be a lie. Made a half-Japanese friend at previous base dad was stationed at.)
>"Also I'm one third oni."
>Wait what
>"That means demon. This demon possessed my dad and impregnated my mom. Oh no it wasn't rape! They were in love."
>Uh...
>Bus comes.
>Sit as far away as possible.
>No classes together thank god.
>Flat out avoid in the halls.

>A couple weeks pass.
>Talk to "Tenshi" infrequently at bus stop.
>Doesn't pull any crazy shit again.
>Slowly warm up to her.
>Start chatting online a bit.
>Shows me the wolves and foxes she drew.
>Talks about anime a lot.
>Kind of a weeaboo with a furry streak but mostly tolerable.
>Never brings up being an oni again.
>Decide that first meeting must have been a one-off instance where she was fucking with me.

>>6898270

>Skip to winter break.
>"Hey anon, want to come spend the night at my house this Saturday?"
>Parents are fighting a ton around this time.
>Mom encourages me to go even if I don't feel 100% comfortable just to get out of the house.
>Ok, mom.

>Walk over to her house.
>Tenshi opens in the front door wearing a shitty fox tail and headband with ears.
>Well at least she doesn't wear this shit to school.
>Meet her mom.
>Doesn't look asian.
>Whatever.
>Head upstairs.
>Tenshi's room is decked out in anime posters.
>Used to living with plain white walls, no posters.
>Feel uncomfortable.
>Too many anime people and foxes staring at me even if they are 2d.
>Shows me her manga and dvds.
>"Let's go watch this in the living room!"
>Oh thank god.
>Head back downstairs to living room.
>"Hold on, anon. I forgot something in my room."
>Comes back with something in her arms.
>Presents me with equally shitty fox tail.
>"Here, I made this for you, anon!"
>"Uh...thanks?"
>Feel strangely touched.
>Wear it even though I feel stupid.
>Tenshi is really happy.
>Feel kind of bad for thinking it's shitty.
>Look at it again.
>No, no, it's still undeniably shitty.

>>6898273

>End up watching anime most of the night.
>Fall asleep in the middle of one.
>Wake up to see her turning it off.
>Fall back asleep for a while.
>Start to wake up again when I feel something moving in my hair.
>Wake up completely when I feel something cold and wet touch my mouth.
>"Shh, anon. Shh, my kit."
>Tenshi's hand is in my hair, stroking it and combing her fingers in it.
>I am frozen in shock.
>Feel the cold, wet thing brush my mouth again when her outline moves in the dark.
>Completely horrified now.
>Jump up and turn on the light.
>Tenshi is sitting there naked in the middle of the living room except for some panties, her fox tail, and headband ears.
>Has a glass of milk in her hand.
>Realize she has been pouring it on her chest and rubbing her breasts against my mouth.
>Realize I was not actually horrified before. I am only now experiencing true horror.
>Barks at me like a fox and start mumbling.
>Have no idea what to do. Completely flipping out internally.
>Decide this is my stop and it is time to get off the crazy train.
>Tell her I have to go to the bathroom.
>She is oblivious to my utter discomfort and mental trauma.
>"Okay, I'll work on our den while you're gone."
>Starts playing in the blankets while I leave.
>Bathroom is next to the kitchen.
>Head through the kitchen and out the back door.
>Walk home.
>Bang on the door until Bro lets me in.
>Head to bathroom to brush my teeth and wash my face.
>Go to bed.
>Hide under covers until Mom comes in to yell at me for disappearing.

There's more. I just don't want to talk about her anymore.

>>6898276
when you're mentally prepared, please share the rest

>>6898276
>"Shh anon. Shh, my kit"

>>6898129
Can't prove that he boned the underage girls, and sixteen is the age of consent here, though technically her parents could still press charges for statutory if he pisses them off.

>>6898113
Why the hell do you have him on Facebook?

Why the fuck do some girls want to have sex in a public bathroom? One friend-with-benefits I had invited me to do this and I was like, "Girl, that's fucking unsanitary, let's try to keep it a bit more classy."

>>6898296

Age of Consent isn't always that black and white, just because it's 16 doesn't mean a 30 year old can fuck a 16 year old. In FL the AOC is 16 but that only applies if the older person is under 24- If the older person is 24 or older, it's considered statutory rape and they can get 15 years and have to register as a sex offender.

>http://www.cga.ct.gov/2003/olrdata/jud/rpt/2003-r-0376.htm

>>6898302
That would've been some shitty sex.

does anyone have the story of the weeb who drew pictures of this one girl and herself touching in sailor scouts, and threw a tampon at a girl?

>>6898302
Depends on the bathroom really. Bathrooms are cleaner than kitchens in some restaurants.

i love weeaboo horrors keep em coming

>>6898273
>Feel kind of bad for thinking it's shitty.
>Look at it again.
>No, no, it's still undeniably shitty.
I laughed. But oh my god anon I'm so sorry. I'd love to read more when you're prepared to talk again though.

>>6898303
> Everyone lives in Murica

Where I am, I believe that 16 is age of consent. Meaning you can sleep with anyone IF the other person is not an authoritarian figure and/or inducing you into the sexual market and/or exploiting you. Oh, and if you aren't having anal intercourse. Anal is only allowed at 18.

Then again, >>6897436, if you can prove that he was someone controlling the girl (since she's still under 18), then you can absolutely call it out.

>>6898303
Yeah, I've looked up the consent laws in my state before, they aren't exactly clear.

>>6897340
depends on where you live i think?

>>6897345
i'm really sorry this happened to you... I really hope you are able to get past this experience and become stronger as a person.

>>6898331
>Anal is only allowed at 18.
what

Why must there be a weeaboo horror stories thread constantly?

>>6898407
I think they're pretty entertaining/interesting.

>>6898407
As long as weeaboos exist, they will beget horrors upon horrors upon unsuspecting folk.

>>6898051
I feel like I might know who you're talking about.

i have a horror story about a girl fapping over a voodoo doll of a kid in our class and trying to stab me with a box cutter
i told it once a long time ago but if you guise havent seen i'll post it again

>>6898455
I vaguely remember it, but regale us again, my friend.

>>6897520
This sounds a bit like a chick I knew in high school. Nice enough girl, bit of an outcast, so was I so I tried to be friends. And then got treated to a cascade of stories, and no idea how much is true, exaggerated, or just straight up crap.
>she is foster kid (this part is the only thing i know is 100% true)
>her mother is a 'witch' and her dad is a 'vampire' or 'werewolf' or something like that
>she swears her teeth naturally grew in as fangs but she had them filed down to normal size as a kid
>her parents used to belong to a coven and perform rituals with her present, involving transformations and sacrifices
>(I wondered if possibly her parents were involved in those fake vampire cult-like groups and she just was exposed to it way too young and mentally exaggerated the memory)
>she would frequently faint in school at oddly convenient times
>when walking around her neighborhood, she began to swear she could hear cloaks dragging the ground and have almost ptsd-style stress symptoms
>she would refuse to go near some of the girls I was friends with, them being the typical high school goths with pentacles and Wiccan For Dummies kits
>also had the typical special magic kid powers like seeing ghosts or fairies or whatever
>brought all of this up fairly constantly but if anyone else brought it up it was 'triggering'
At one point she moved away, then left me like a million messages on my phone (this is back before cellphones so its a landline with no caller ID) saying to "call me back at this number please!" without ever actually giving me her new number or any other way of contacting her. The messages got more and more hysterical and I always felt pretty bad that I couldn't get hold of her, but I didn't know her foster mother's last name to look them up in the phone book, and it always happened that it wasn't the most recent call so I couldn't do callback.

I have a few other crazy high school stories because I'm apparently a magnet for these people.

>>6898166
>>6898153

Nah, completely different guy. I have a picture of him, but I don't know if I should dump.

This guy was mega skinny, with blonde hair and acne everywhere. His name was pretty generic, too.

>>6897631
See its shit like this I always wanna point out to the 'soap and shampoo are bad!!!" people. If you aren't washing, you will look gross, deal with it.

>>6898467

Holy shit, you just took me back. Lathos:

> fainted in class
> was Wiccan, tried to convert me
> 'heard' ghosts and felt 'energy' from hunks of granite
> insisted his canines were really fangs
> 'had PTSD' but refused to seek mental help

>>6897673

I was an idiot fourteen year old, and I had this mindset that a good person would have stayed with him, despite his bullshit.

Oh, was I ever wrong.

>be gay
>stay at con with female best friend and some of her friends
>cool this will be fun
>friend of friend of friend shows ups and stays with us also
>keeps flirting with me
>be polite and ignore advances
>someone tells friend of friend im gay
>all hell breaks loose
>asks me if I like yaoi 24/7
>asks me about my favorite pairings
>tells me daily her favorite pairings
>asks me if random (x) is hot
>asks me if im uke or seme
>more asking the same shit as above
>try to ignore her entire convention
>nope
>everytime we run into each other she squeals and glomps me
>eventually just drown sorrows in over priced con hooch
>she finds me
>I finally break down and tell her politely to just fuck off
>NOPE
>thinks Im just kidding
>tried adding me on facebook
>block that shit
>hear from best friend i stayed with that she told people we were dating

When I was in the 8th grade, I was sitting with my two friends in art class. The classroom was pretty empty because my teacher and other students went to get some boxes of supplies from the office.
I liked anime, but I was too shy to tell people, so I kept it hidden. Well, one guy in my class was a huge anime fan and liked to act out quotes from the shows he's seen. He draws crap. Mostly mecha and big-boobed anime girls. He was pretty annoying.
Anyways, I was just drawing and minding my own business. Then, he did something that made me really mad. I usually don't get mad often, but he did it. I wished I remember what it was. All I knew was that I ended up throwing his backpack well across the classroom (it was closed, so nothing fell out).
All of a sudden, he takes a pvp pipe from the corner of the room and directs it towards me and says, "Pick up my backpack or I'm going Sephiroth on you!"


That's just one of the smaller incidents I've had with him. He's known to be really jealous of other artists that draws better than him. Then again, he copies other people's artwork.

>>6898505
Man I pity gay guys at cons. Some of them make stupid judgment calls. I remember walking to a main area at a con and hearing dozens of girls squeeling over and over again. They were getting two guys to make out with each other like nonstop for 5-10 minutes while taking photos and shit. It was ridiculous.

>>6898542
>That's just one of the smaller incidents I've had with him.
More! More!

>>6898407
I honestly think that there MUST be (exactly one) weaboo horror story thread up constantly.

>>6898489
Haha its like a formula for crazy. Lemme share another. Same sitch as before, awkward girl I befriended on mutual awkwardness.

>legit thought this girl was a boy at first, deeper voice, round face, male clothing
>long scragglly hair
>swears she is a male ice demon dragon wolf (I am not exaggerating for comedic effect, it was all five at once)
>wears collars, leashes, lots of Inuyasha gear
>occasionally tails, ears, fangs
>uses sharpie to color nails black instead of nail polish
>says her and her boyfriend have eaten animal hearts before
>her boyfriend is an actual non-fictional person btw, who is also a fire demon dragon wolf
>boyfriend is extremely homophobic, which I found hilarious given his girlfriend's claims that she is a male demon
>they frequently fight and break up
>during one of these breakups she decided she was now a he ~for real~, which I tried to be supportive of (like I said, I legit thought she was a boy at first)
>this lasted until they got back together
>every now and then she'd make some reference to me 'having' her boyfriend or her 'giving' him to me, always seemed weird
>her and I did the omg raep!/grope! jokey stuff that weebs do for some reason, it eventually gets to where some people thought we were dating
>at one point we were at a dance thing at a local rink, she's tryin to ask me something but can't hear her over the speaker, eventually she gives up and just leaves me there
>about ten minutes later I realize she was trying to ask me to have a threesome with her boyfriend and her in the parking lot

For some reason I am also a magnet for polyamorous peeps/couples. Can someone explain this?

>>6898560

> trying to ask me to have a threesome with her boyfriend and her in the parking lot

Ho my fucking God.

People who are batshit insane often like people who are, at the very least, polite. The more polite and less likely to call them out on their shit you are, the more they like you. That's the only explanation I can think of.

>>6898552
6898505 here. Ugh, fuck that noise. I seen some of that go down before. I do agree, some like the attention yaoi fan girls give them. Me? Meh, I just like to nerd out, cons are the one time I can just ignore all the tedious bullshit, relationship drama, and real world shit and hang with a best friend and get giddy and eat greasy food and not worry how fat they make me ;-;, but nooooo psycho cunt had to ruin the con for me.

>>6898571
I've so far had...four? maybe five couples try to pull that shit including the demondragonwolfs. The worst honestly was a chick I used to work with, whose sights were set on me due to being the only other gothish individual. She was a full foot shorter than me, a full foot wider, married with a kid, and seemed to think eyeliner was a good substitute for any other form of makeup (as in, entire eyelid, eyebrows, and lips all done with black eyeliner). She would butt into conversations frequently with largely unrelated tidbits, like how she had been born a dwarf and had her legs stretched so she could be normal. Or about how all my problems could be solved with sex. Or about how kids love her and think she looks like Draculaura. Or about how she's a professional plus size alt-model. She hit on just about every female there though seemed more fixated on me since I put up with it and was single with no dates.

>>6898562
Well, in the 10th grade, I was in Drawing I with him. The art teacher was really strict about the art we turn in. He knows about anime and the weeaboos because he goes to comic book conventions and sees them there and how they act.
So we're allowed to sketch whatever we want during our free sketching time, but once class actually starts, we have to draw what is on the agenda for a grade. Today's subject was realism.
Well, that sephiroth guy, I'll call him T, seemed pretty normal that day. Pretty quiet, kept to himself, actually focusing on his work, etc. I was half way done drawing a picture of my parents when another student walks by me and starts ooh-ing and aww-ing at my work. My teacher comes by and tells me that my realism was very well-drawn and to keep up the good work. Other students get up to see.
All of a sudden, T just lets out a big, annoyed sigh that can be heard miles away.
"It's not fair. Realism is my biggest weakness! If we were allowed to draw anime, I'd be much better. How come you won't let us draw anime as a grade?"
My art teacher is sometimes a troll, but he has humor.
He responded something like this: "Because I'm not grading you on how well you can copy a picture or how big you can draw a girl's chest."

>>6898560

>dance thing at a local rink

did this happen in New York State?

>>6898622
No but damn close! Your smelly neighbors to the south.

>>6898612

I'm speechless. Holy fucking shit.

>>6898623
Your art teacher sounds awesome.

>>6898623
awww snap

>>6898627
Oh man that chubbo dachsie, I wanna squeeze its cheeks.

>>6893892
I know this all too well. But crazy is always better sex for some reason

>>6898623
Oh my god I'm loving this.

Moooooaaaaaar~

Bumpu〜