/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>6841225
Define horrible.

>>6841248

Something that another person wouldn't appreciate

>>6841225

why was she so horrible? That seems pretty mean.

>>6841251

Someone who talks shit about your body to your face.
Someone who talks shit about your cosplay to your face.
Someone who talks shit about the way you talk.
Someone who talks over you.
Someone who says genuinely unacceptable lewd things.

>>6841257
>Someone who talks shit about your body to your face.
>Someone who talks shit about your cosplay to your face.
at least she said these things directly to you
she still seems like a shitbag tho

I was walking past a crowd of weeaboos and tripped one the them. She ended up getting a busted chin.

>>6841274

Good job. Did she know you did it with malicious intent?

>>6841279
Dunno. Tried my best to make it look like an accident.

>>6841274
>>6841284

I was the one you tripped.

I couldn't afford the surgery to repair my chin, so I had to have it amputated instead ;_;

>>6841290
Fuck me, I laughed

>>6841290
amputation costs money too.

>>6841290
So that's what happened to PT!

>>6841290
Can I see your Darth Malak cosplay?

>>6841290
Juria, you come on 4chan?

>>6841392
My fucking sides.

bump

>>6841290
Excuse, excuses. Maybe if you spent less money on Pocky, and cheap bootleg anime DVDs, you could have afforded to fix your chin.

>>6841249
so you mean fat?

>>6843105

I'm thin, but she begged to differ

>>6843406
Pics or you're a landwhale

I saw this one girl who harassed the shit out of me online, even going as far to find my real phone number and call me and say really nasty things to me.

Water balloons, then a glitter bomb.

Then we had one of my friends pretend to be a fan of hers that day and offer her a cupcake.
It had laxatives in it.

So basically this thread is just /cgl/ saying how spiteful and immature they are?

>>6843613
Calling bullshit

>>6843640

So was she.

I don't know if it counts as mean, but I promised a guy that I'd sleep next to him and let him hug me if he bought me food. He was beta as fuck and had probably never gotten closer than three feet to a girl, he literally only wanted to hug me. But after eating I told him I needed to go to the bathroom and left.
I felt a little sorry for him for a while, he wasn't disgusting or fat, just incredibly awkward and probably thought it was normal that girls asked for food in exchange for hugs... but I was really fucking hungry and didn't have any money or shame left to care.

>>6843700
He probably thought you were that kind of girl.

>>6843716
but really, food? If I wanted to I could have asked for money. I jokingly said I'd hug whoever bought me food and he said "I-I'll buy you food anon-chan..."

>>6843721
Don't be such a bitch to these kinds of guys.

>>6843721
There's a special circle of hell for people like you.

>>6843721
you sure are shameless

>>6843721
You might've actually turned that nice guy mean. All he wanted was a hug you know.

>>6843721
You are why con-going girls typically have bad reputations.

Good job on continuing the bad rep and making the few of us who try hard to be nice look bad.

>>6843725
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>>6843754
it's funny how you really try hard

>>6843721
>>6843700
Jeesh this made me really sad. Don't do that, this is why /r9k/ exists. People should learn to be nice so others don't get hurt.

>>6843760
It's funny how you call samefag even though you're probably just the girl who posted that. Point is, bitches like you cause 'nice guys' to exist and they're fucking annoying, so stop your shit.

I occasionally make threads about people I hate on here. Then claim they're self posting.
>mfw people believe my shit lies and start attacking them.

>>6843761
Boohoo /r9k/ so sad that girls hurt their feelings. Have you ever been to /r9k/? It's 80% misogyny "fuck all women sluts whores shit stains of the earth" threads. Why would any girl feel sympathy for men that go on /r9k/?

>>6843770
you created them

>>6843770
I'm sympathetic because bitch girls cause people who are nice but dumb socially to become misogynistic neckbeards. If they didn't become like that because of people like you they might be nice people. They don't start out expecting sex and love, they are people who get rejected by dumb cunts who mooch off of them.

>>6843787
Also just to clarify by bitch girls I mean specifically girls who are bitches, not all girls. I'm a girl but I try to be nice to people since I'm also socially awkward, and I'm only friends with nice people, guys and girls.

>>6843700
That's awful. He did nothing wrong to you, the only 'justification' you have for what you did was because you were hungry and broke, and he seemed like an easy target because he was socially awkward. Did you ever once consider that he's a human being and how you would feel if you were in his position?

Then again, I don't know why I'm preaching this to you. You're obviously self-entitled and are adamant you did nothing wrong.

>>6843770
Not all guys are like the guys on /r9k/. You have no reason to have acted the way you did.

>>6843794
More girls try not to act like most girls. Cunt.

>>6843640
seriously? these are like, fucking elementary school pranks, son.

Tfw the topic of this thread is pissing people off.

>>6843815
Wow you're so mad that you're being called out for being a complete dickbag. Also your reading comprehension must be -5

>>6843700
Haha, goddamn, this post has everything.

>I promised I'd hug and sleep next to a beta guy [cockteasing bitch]
>He was beta as fuck what a loser piece of shit virgin nerd LOL bet he's only got three friends on Facebook [judgmental cunt]
>I took his money anyway [whore]
>I felt bad for a while but then I didn't because [rationalizing selfish antisocial materialistic behaviour]

Girls like this are the reason /r9k/ exists. Some loser beta takes a running jump at not being alone anymore, his pulse pounding with anticipation of failure, and of course the girl effortlessly erects a wall that he slams into, takes his money, and then rubs it in by ridiculing him. I hope it's a troll but eh, /cgl/, the home of Sugar Daddy General threads, so probably not.

>>6843843
Sugar daddies are different though, they're just ronery old men who want to cheat on their wives or pretend they have hot ass.

>>6843700
You're a bitch and you should feel like a bitch.

>Posts in a thread about "The meanest thing you've ever done"
>Gets mad when people call you out on how mean your were
Really?

>>6843940
Really?
>enters a thread about "The meanest thing you've ever done"
>gets mad and offends someone for doing mean things

What did someone who opened this thread expect, fluff and bunnies? "The meanest thing I've ever did was to accidentaly step on another lolita's shoes, but it was ok because it didn't scruff"?

>>6843779
You also created "gamer gurls", Jessica Nigri and vapid cunts who think they are entitled to have everything paid once you started dating. Along with every attention whore ever.

Does /r9k/ feel any sympathy towards these? Yeah, I thought so. So nope, no sympathy towards these pieces of shit.

>my issues are worse than your issues because they are happening to me

I had a guy I met at a con and befriended ask me to help him to keep his ex at bay, because she was apparently bothering him and ruining his con experience.
I happily obliged, and we'd walk hand in hand and hug, generally acting like a couple.
Then we were sitting with a group of our friends while another friend of mine was dancing, and his ex came over and confronted him. I was holding his hand at this point. She sat on his lap, he completely allowed her to do so, and nuzzled herself into the nape of his neck and they were like half fucking cuddling while I'm sitting here holding this dickbags hand. So I gently pinched his hand to remind him I was still fucking there, he acted like nothing happened. So then I ended up squeezing his hand so hard that he sprained his wrist. I got up and left and he was apparently looking for me the whole con after that, but I completely avoided him cause I was so mad. He claimed to have a crush on me.

>tl;dr I sprained a faggots wrist because he was a douchebag

>>6844030

Hmm, personally I think it's a bad thing to get that cuddly with someone you just met. Other than that, nice justice.

>Dated (now ugly) guy when I was young and stupid, found out he was cheating the whole time/stalking friend. Hadn't seen him in years. Knew he went to cons, but whatever.
>Went from chubby in high school when ex knew me to 120 at 5'8" but still curvy.
>BF at the time convinced me to do Zero Suit Samus since I now had the body type with some padding.
>Ex walks up to me while a few people are taking my picture and recognizes me. He calls my name.
>I look in his direction, recognize him, give him a dirty look, say "Oh, hi." and walk away.

The look of surprise on his face when I was no longer awkward or thick was priceless. He's never tried to talk to me again.

A few years ago I went to a con with the sole intention of taking as many pics of shitty (read: all) "fem" cosplays that I could. Shit was hilarious for the whole day. I wasn't even subtle about taking their pictures for laughs.

Felt bad about it later, and deleted the photos before they could be uploaded, but we've all been there.

Why are women such passive-aggressive faggots.
This thread revalidates my reasons for not interacting with females.

>>6843770
Why would anyone have sympathy for you? I suppose nothing I say would make you feel guilty now, but, maybe when you're an old, used leather bag wilting in the sands of time, you'll figure out your looks mean nothing and you'll have nothing but the memories of people you hurt to keep you company because you walked over anyone who tried to be kind to you.

>>6844482
and you'll be a cancerous scrotum of impotent frustration, convinced every girl who walked away was just too evil to realize how kindhearted you are and not just of average perception.

>>6844487
I have a vagina, love. Sorry to break it to you, I'm not mad because I was rejected, I'm mad because you have a bad personality.
You used some one's disability to your advantage and then hurt them, for no reason.
You don't even feel bad.

>>6841290
its ok anon you have at least two underneath it that can be used as replacements

>>6844498
i didn't do anything. i just jumped into this thread because butthurt arcanines flood into this board to rant and it offends me.

if you were offended because butthurt seagulls did the same thing to r9k, i guess i can't say i blame you and retract my prophecy of scrotum cancer.

every time I see guys posting about this shit I become a little more convinced to go all out lesbo.
Girl's a major asshole, but wanting a hug in exchange for attention is pretty frickin nasty.
Why are most guys so fucking hormonal and sexual.

>>6844511
Thank you, I think? I don't think either party represents a board. I think I'm just offended because she hurt some one and doesn't seem to care. I'm not sure why gender or the internet is relevent.

>>6844498
yo not the other anon, and im not even sure what you two are chatting about.
But, I can tell exactly why kind of a person you are from the fragment " I have a vagina, Love."
and the use of the word "disability" in what I gather to be about social retardation. that's not a fucking disability.
Point is you're a girl who over estimates their intelligence, and writes in a way that she for some reason thinks makes her look edgy, and smart. You're pretty much an overgrown tween.

>>6844520
honest answer is two-fold

1) because sometimes it works
2) because they can't figure out another way

not saying this is good, just saying someone should have stepped in years ago and set each of these fools on a better track. the fact nobody ever did is just another tiny shitstain on the tapestry of human history.

also don't go lesbo because of the worst examples of a gender. that's like becoming a jew because of hitler.

>>6843940

Personally, I wrongly assumed upon entering this thread that for some reason the people who got shit deserved it. I'm not going to call that one chick a bitch, it's not going to make her feel sorry, it's going to make her defensive. Though I do feel really bad for that dude because he didn't do anything wrong.

>>6844487
i need to store this phrase away for later use.

>>6843700
I waited at that bench we had lunch at for an hour...

>>6844390

Dude, you're on the bitchiest/cattiest board on 4chan. I mean really, did you even know what website you're on?

Anyway, I could use the same logic on you: since you're so pissy about it, clearly you're a beta neckbeard douchebag who's angry at chicks because he can't get any girls to give him the time of day. Blanket statements suck, stop sucking.

I've outright made fun of costumes while taking pictures.
Sometimes you have to coax them into it but once they're posed and I've snapped the photo I say things along the lines of "That'll help my friend know what not to do / this probably beats the worst xxxx cosplay I've ever seen"

I don't feel bad about it because I'll ask how long they've been doing costuming. The ones who say it's their first time I never make fun, I give advice and show them the worse ones I've seen. They get a laugh, but it's that nervous giggle.
Also I feel I'm one of 10 people who post OC in the shitty cosplay threads so someone has to like the product.

i once went to a con and made everyone elses self esteem drop

>>6844528
>"idk whats going on but I have an opinion"
Americunt detected.

>>6844572
Try Canadian, love.

I'm sorry you find my speech pattern offensive. Social anxiety, autism, etc. are all considered disabilities. I'm not a doctor, but it seems like this guy may have had a problem. It is wrong of me to assume. I'm sorry about that. She still took advantage of a person. That's not right.

took an autistic fedora

>>6844583
>Thinks that's any better

People, sometimes.
Honestly what reaction do you expect from that?
>"I'll show them! They think I'm from 'murica but in all actuality I'm *drum roll*Canadian! So, HAH!"
Seriously, my perception of reality is completely shattered now that you've shown me up by stating your nationality that is even a tier below what I gave you credit for.

It's not fun when you make fun of you, that's what I'm here for.

>>6844586
did you fucking just compare autism to social anxiety?
You know what of those things is medical, and the other is bullshit right?

>>6844593
>Canada not being top tier
>
you just lost all credibility

>>6844593
you best shut up before we get fucked up on HOCKEY

>>6844600
Enjoy the Christian Lobby.

>>6844595
Perhaps anon was listing a spectrum of problems in social situations.

FYI social anxiety isn't bullshit. It's really fucking tough to work through. I go out to some really crowded place or have to socialize when I'm not comfortable and it's really mentally exhausting. You obviously don't understand how hard it is for some people, but please don't call it bullshit.

>>6844610
That sounds more like a weak upbringing than actual anxiety.

>>6844610
It's a thing, but it's your fault.
Unlike autism.
I'm severely socially anxious. But, I'd never call it a disability. It's complete bullshit to call it a disability. this is the kind of thought process that has given the way to tumblr brain.

>>6844609
sorry cant hear you over all the gays marrying, poutine, hockey and weed I'm smoking.

>>6844613
>>6844620
that's like saying a grownup who was damaged as a result of malnourishment during childhood is responsible for said damage. by that logic you're all responsible for whatever fucking hereditary problems your parents gave you.

>>6844624
I'm sorry. Are we comparing laughable social science here?
Get off your self diagnosed high horse

>>6844624
go back to tumblr.
Part of being an adult is not being a whiny bitch and being responsible.
no one cares about your sob story or whatever, and emotional needs.
You never hear of orphaned africans being like "sorry I can't go out, I'm too socially anxious" "I'm depressed"

>>6844622
These aren't the reasons why the world laughs at you.
You're the reason the world laughs at you.

>>6844624
How about you go tell someone with autism, that yeah that guy with social anxiety has just as much of a 'disability' as them.
Stephan Hawking move the fuck over, this guy is really socially anxious

>>6844634
r u 12
that's the gayest response I've read all day, and I just went on r9k

>>6844631
i never said that coping with your own problems isn't a part of being an adult. i said it's morally unfounded to assert that what is done in childhood is a childs fault. whose fault is it Little Albert was afraid of the white rabbit, his or Watsons?

also, i never said i had a problem nor did i share a sob story. and for the record the only reason "you" don't hear about orphaned africans being depressed is because you don't care to. you think war orphans don't have PTSD, depression, anxiety or whatever the fuck else? when a soldier develops battle fatigue are they just weak? where the hell do you draw the line in blaming a victim?

>>6844639
Fo real doe, gurl. /r9k/ .

>>6844635
so saying something is a disability is automatically implying it is equivalent with anything else that is a disability? i'm no actuary but i think that missing legs are worth more than missing arms, doesn't mean i'm gonna treat a dude with no arm like he's cheapening it for all the legless guys in the world.

>>6844645
Social anxiety =/= depression =/= PTSD =/= autism.

Slow your role, cowboy. Lrn2figure out what the hell it is you're even trying to argue before you get rump flustered about it.

>>6844645
THATS THE POINT RETARD
Do the little african orphans with bloated tummies make excuses and say they're too depressed or,tell others not to do things because it triggers them?
I FOUND OUT HOW WE CAN REALLY FIX AFRICA, WE'LL JUST DROP BOXES UPON BOXES AND WHEN THEY OPEN THE BOXES INSTEAD OF FOOD IN THEM THERE WILL BE ANTI DEPRESSANTS AND SOME CLONOZPIN FOR THEIR SOCIAL ANXIETY.

And there you go again comparing soldiers PTSD, and african orphans compare to SOME PRIVILEGED FUCKS PERCEIVED SOCIAL ANXIETY.
THE ONLY THING THEY ARE VICTIMS TO ARE THEMSELVES FOR NOT GETTING OVER THEM SELVES AND BETTING SOCIETY WHILE THEY ARE AT IT.
How self absorbed do you have to be to prescribe to that mind set.

>>6844652
actually just go ahead and tell the guy will autism that you have social anxiety.
They'll understand how you all these reasons to depressed.
It's not like theyre social outcasts treated like animals. It's not like people dehumanize them and see them as embarrassing or something. They'll understand why your wasting all the potential you have, that they wished they had.

>>6844655
>slow your role
that's a great idiom, did you build it by hand?

>Social anxiety =/= depression =/= PTSD =/= autism
hur dur, see my other post. also where did anyone imply that social anxiety was equivalent to autism? we only stated that just because autism can be a horribly disabile that people with social anxiety aren't also disabled. by your slippery slope people with autism shouldn't complain because they're not brain-dead or something.

>>6844673
so now you're saying people with autism are brain dead?

>>6844676
cute what you did there, real cute.

>>6844655
>slow your role
that's a great idiom, did you build it by hand?

>Social anxiety =/= depression =/= PTSD =/= autism
hur dur, see my other post. also where did anyone imply that social anxiety was equivalent to autism? i only stated that just because autism can be horribly disabling doesn't mean that people with social anxiety can't also be disabled. by your logic people with autism shouldn't complain because they're not brain-dead or something.

i can summarize this argument
>i feel bad
>no, you can't be bad because somewhere, someone else is worse. worse is bad, hence less than worse isn't bad.

if you can't see the flaw there, whatever.

>>6844672

I don't know. I'm on the autistic spectrum and I'm pretty sure my potential outreaches half the pieces of shit here.Maybe they really are disabled.

im laughing so hard when half the people complaining about chicks using them for money are the same kind of socially awkward betas that these chicks are using. if you are a hot lady and a dude is stupid enough to oblige, then keep party rocking is all i can say

>>6844683
you can feel as bad as you want! There's nothing wrong with that! Nope, feeling bad is human.
It's when you start thinking other people don't feel that way. It's not that it's that you're a irresponsible fuck that can't cope and thinks they should be treated special for that specific reason.
You're just making excuses for your behavior instead of acting like a grown ass person.
but, how about you don't try to make yourself seem even more pathetic by saying it's a brain chemical imbalance and, you need pills. Get over yourself.
captcha: you're a piece of society leaching shit
>>6844686
Let me guess you have assburgers.
Now that's some bullshit right there.

>>6844683
>Did I come up with "slow your role"?
No, it's a common saying that fit the current situation so I used it. Or were you just being overly picky and thought it would be funny and edgey to point out I used something I did not create?
I could just as easily "take the words out of the horse's mouth"
>Hurr durr "by your logic"
And tell you that it's fine , "whatever flots your boat"

Or we could civilly discuss a topic , both sides could be heard, you might learn something, I might learn something. And we can "be on our merry way"?
Choice is yours.

>>6844692

Well, if the burgers are in my ass, I would assume they'd have shit on them.

>>6844705
dat wuz funnay hhaha xD

What the hell. I came in here to read about people doing things to other people and its all social justice blogger.

Boo, you whore CGL

>>6844733
Right? Fucking weak, man.

archive :)

>>6843700
>>6843721
>all these betas getting mad over this story
It's pathetic guys.

This thread is comedy gold.

>>6845217
every thread is auto-archived.

>>6845257
Kinda, but is it more pathetic than tricking a guy cause you can't afford food?

>>6845282
Yes. Although she could have just gave him one little friendly hug.

>>6841297
Burn.

> Really nice guy asks to hang out with me during con
> Say I have to hang out with my sister and what not, maybe later, etc.
> Actually just ditching him to make out with other guy
> Made excuses during the whole con so I never had to see the nice guy

fast forward 3 years later, realize guy I made out with was an ass hat and end up married to the nice guy I ditched.

>>6845310

grats

>>6845310
This smells of some beta loser's fake story to encourage girls to not go for asshole/alpha guys and go for the awkward kids instead? If you are a shy beta, it isn't the girls' fault they don't make friends with you, it's usually the guys' initiative anyway.

>>6843721
Did you at least give him a hug? Because if you did then it's fine, he got what he 'paid' for.

>>6844532
Except for trying to buy affection from her?
That is not as okay as everyone here is trying to make it out to be. If some jackass propositioned me for sex and was like "HURR I'LL PAY YOU FOR IT" when I made it clear that I'm not interested, no shit I'm gonna take that money and run, that's what you get for being a twat.

Blueballing someone =/= hurting someone's feelings.

>>6845381
Wow asking for a hug is nothing like asking for sex.
You must be a huge bitch seriously.

>>6844364
Get it, girl.

>>6845352
shitty wedding photo for you. I was too cheap to actually buy the damn disc so disregard the water mark

>>6845539
lul u're fat

>>6845539

cute

>>6845549
eh, yea. back then ( jan.) I had quit smoking and the stress made me blow up like a balloon. I had to get the dress altered. I'm back to normal weight now.

>>6845539
fake

>>6843843
Oh my god shut the fuck up /r9k/, you always sound so ridiculously thirsty. I really wish you'd stop being parodies of yourselves.

>>6844532
I don't even feel that bad for him, honestly. All he lost was 10 bucks, maybe 20 if I'm pushing how luxurious this food was, and a hug from a girl he didn't really know. If anything, this hopefully taught him something? I'm not trying to be an asshole, but moments like this really helped me get OUT of that weeb phase. He did NOT need positive reinforcement for doing that. That's how a regular awkward person goes full on weeby and unnacceptable and Homestucky

>>6844482
I don't get why guys use this so much. You know who gives a shit about finding someone when you're old? No one. We're all ugly wrinkly fucks, and even if you found a soul mate and tons of friends--they don't last forever. You have to be really lucky for that. Any adult understands that even great people come and go--that's how TIME works. You have to be a child not to get that. You also have to be a child not to get that good people don't always win and a lot of times shitty people get all the good things and boo hoo boogly hoo hoo sometimes you are a little shit and other times you are good and in-between you get friends and loved ones and lose some. Hot women are not villains after your shame boner that will "get" what they "deserve" because you're mad.

>>6844498
Okay you hate other women and you're special. Congrats? Good luck pining after that one dude you're friends with that will never fuck you no matter how much you kiss his and his dudebro's asses and drag other women through the mud.

More stories


Less SJW

>>6845611
>SJW
I literally can't wait until responding with that to everything stops being a trend. Come summer, this place is going to be such a shithole

>>6845621
what would you call it?

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>>6843725

If you're retarded enough to buy a girl food in return for a hug then you deserve nothing but failure. R9K is the cesspit of humanity and these people are better of dead.

> I'd sleep next to him and let him hug me if he bought me food
>If you're retarded enough to buy a girl food in return for sleeping with a girl then you deserve nothing but failure
hurr kill all men

>>6845649

>The weak should suffer.

I feel bad for the guy. It's wrong that the woman exploited his weakness for her own gain. I don't see how that's a controversial opinion. I don't think it's the worst thing someone could do but it's certainly not good even to the point where the woman admits it by putting it a thread that has "What's the meanest thing you've ever done at a con?" as the topic. I think people have overreacted, though.

The meanest thing I've ever done at a con was constantly mock this really quite autistic (in a 4chan sense as opposed to a real one) ugly neckbeard. I did it because I everyone else seemed to be doing it in the group and I wanted to fit in. I was pretty good at it and people were laughing with me. At the time I thought I was some sort of alpha. I was actually needlessly being a cunt.

>TFW it was one of the very few times I went out when younger.
>TFW I never talked to them again afterwards.

It was a massive ordeal. The only joy I had that day was mocking that kid to his face. The rest of the time it was 'My feet hurt, I wish I was home." In anycase, I feel bad about it now.

>My friend's parents hated the guy that was flirting with her, but he was going to take her to the con, and we needed her to go and pay her part for the room.
>They said if he drove she couldn't go. He finally convinced them the day of to let her come (but late)
>Entire time was nothing but a douche. Everyone in the group hated him.
>He smoked weed in the non-smoking hotel room, and I happened to have spraypaint during this time.
>Friends tagged his precious (shitty) mustang with a GIANT penis and smiley face across the hood, and blacked out the headlights.
>Asshat then tried to leave my friend at the con that Sunday, until I threatened him with physical violence.
>He didn't find out until days later and claimed he caught me and my ex on his neighbor's security cams, even though it happened AT the con.
>Friend never got caught, no proof, got away free, and douchebag practically pees his pants every time he sees me (small white girl).

I went to a /cgl/ meet and hung out at a bar, then went onto some peoples hotel room, we had fun, everything seemed normal but then we had to leave the room and head back to a friends room so a small group of us start to walk there when we notice there's this fairly large neckbeardish guy we'd seem following us, we realise we don't know him and we're all a bit freaked out that he assumed he could tag along. Me and my friends wind up walking well ahead of neckbeard guy and my boyfriend who was talking of him, we ended up going around a corner and almost losing them so I shout for my bf to hurry up (turns out neckbeard-san told my bf I was a bitch for doing that), and I run to go talk to him and tell him we don't want the random neckbeard to come so he begins to tell him he can't come and he told him he didn't know London etc etc other bullshit excuses until my bf really put his foot down.

I sometimes feel a bit bad for this but then why would you tag along with a very small group of people who were clearly doing their own thing?

>>6845689
*seen

>>6845689

He desired you, sexually.

I've never done anything mean at a con. Then again, I'm "nice" to the point that I'm almost a doormat.

>>6845689
I would feel bad briefly, but you never know who he is. See the con horror story threads to feel better about what you did. You could have just prevented someone from being roofied, stalked, etc. Would you rather be called a bitch by ONE creepy neckbeard, or risk your safety? One neckbeard boohooing isn't going to ruin your rep if he even knew your name.

>>6845701
>comes to mean stories thread just to post about how nice you are and how you have never been mean at a con EVAR
Want a trophy, tithead?

Many years ago I cosplayed Rukia from Bleach. An overweight crazy-looking girl with a unibrow came up to me and told me "I WANNA RAPE YOUR BROTHER!!!!". Obviously she was just bad at making conversation and was just really excited about my cosplay, I'm gonna assume.
She followed me around all day of the con until I asked my yaoi-crazed friend to keep her company while I could make my escape and change out of my cosplay.

I saw her a couple of times the rest of that weekend, alone and looking unhappy. Girl just wanted to be friends with a fellow fan. Truth be told, and part of the reason I ran away from her was that I wasn't terribly into Bleach, a couple of friends had asked me to do Rukia for the con.
Felt bad until she started messaging me on every forum and social network I was a member of asking me stuff like "Wanna be my friend" or "whatchu doin". If I ever answered, she'd just send the same message a few days later, and this went on for about a year. Started ignoring her after one month.

I felt bad at first but then not so much after that.

>be 15
>preparing for first con in my hometown
>two internet friends living 5 hours away wants to go to the con too
>i offer them a place to stay and my parents agree to pick them up at the train station
>somehow i promise one of my friends that if she doesn't want to go to the con after all i'll stay at home with her
>literally the day of the con i wake up early and ask them if they're coming
>theyre all whiny and changed their minds about everything
>idgaf and go to the con anyway, leaving them alone in my room at my parents house
>basically they try to call and text me for hours until i finally call back at 1 pm
>they've changed their minds AGAIN and are super pissed at me for going without them
>meanwhile i've been hanging out with some new friends having a blast
>after some bitching back and forth my dad GIVES THEM A RIDE TO THE CON and i pick them up
>we spend the next 2 days in awkward silence and I wander off without them as much as i can
>they leave early on the sunday and i can go to the con after-party with my new friends

idk they still haven't really let it go. It's been like 4 years and I was a weeb, it's really stupid.

Can we tell stories of unintentionally mean things we did too?
>be mingling with people in the hallways like I usually do at cons
>talk to a lot of guys
>a big guy from earlier that I made friendly conversation with approaches me again
>I was already talking to another guy who is now my bf
>he sits next to me again
>try to keep the attention on both of them, but it's pretty obvious I preferred to talk to the other guy more
>big guy is kind of getting the vibe and says he's gonna walk around
>ohgoodnowIcanbealonewithfuturebf.jpg
>ten minutes later big guy comes back from 'walk'
>"Oh go for another walk big guy chan~"
>he walks again
>more time spent with other guy
>don't speak to the big guy for the rest of the con
>he looks disappointed
>deletes me off facebook when he finds out I started dating the other guy

I felt bad for hurting his feelings, even if I didn't quite intend it. It sucks seeing someone you like be interested in someone else.

SUPER creepy/awkward guy that knows some mutual friends of mine found my name through FB and tried to add me on my multiple accounts, and also stalked my page. I'd seen him around at a few cons and he'd been in groups I've hung out with, but something about him is just off to me. He hunted me down at a tiny con, and I lied and said I'd never received his requests. He said he'd resend them, and he did almost immediately.

Still haven't added them because he's probably the creepiest, most awkward human being I've ever met. He also ranted for about ten minutes that my crossplay (not genderbend) is "hot" and went on about how he's attracted to shemales/traps/weird stuff to my face.

Otherwise nice guy from what I've heard, but once you tell me you're sexually attracted to me with my boyfriend in the same room, I'm done.

Surely all this autism spectrum BS is just made-up shit for middle class parents who want their kid to get extra time for exams? "Little Othello needth more time, heth dithabled, you know".
Yeah, when you're missing a limb, eye, kidney etc, come back and tell me how "dithabled" you are and I might actually beleive it.
Also, surely it'd actually be better to lose one leg than one arm? You use your arms for so much, but your legs for only one thing. And if you're only missing one you could get away with crutches until you got really old.

>>6845718
>Selling home-made comics at a con
>Other self-publishers are giving out free mints, biscuits etc
>Landwhale comes to my table
>Offer her a free... something on paper (mini comic, flyer? Don't even remember now)
>Add "Sorry it's not edible"
>Realise how a mega-fat girl could take that
>wellthisisawkward.jpg
>She didn't buy anything.

>>6845732
Most fatties eat themselves to that weight anyways, so I don't know why they have the right to get so offended if you didn't directly insult her.

I'm a bubbly happy person at cons so I don't have any mean stories that I've inflicted on others, however I have a great mean story that happened to me.

>Work an 8 to 5 job
>ALA comes and I'm not able to go most of the days since work.
>Am cosplaying with co-workers who are pretty new to cosplaying
>Run around all Saturday to help them finish up their costumes since they didn't update me previous to that day on what they were missing
>Finally show up to ALA, and it's already 4pm
>Bummed that we missed events but still grab a Saturday and Sunday pass for the remaining events
>Pass was around 50 bucks, 30 for Saturday, 20 for Sunday
>10 minutes later get pulled aside in the hallway to do a random photoshoot
>Fumbling with all my things I absent mindedly put my pass down on an unattended registration table, maybe a foot away from where the photographer put us
>Sitting next to the table, right up against it are some hetalia and homestucker tweens
>2 minutes later go to the table to get my badge and it is gone.
>Spent 50 bucks for 12 minutes at a con
>Clearly stressed from work cosplay and all that dramu, I cry like a big baby.
>After checking lost and found at least 3 times, ask the homestucks if they saw anyone swipe it.
>Smug looks, one girl is nervous and sort of looking guilty to the ground; "nop anon we didn't see anything."
>One co-worker gets sort of fed up and asks to be driven home, results in pretty much the whole group leaving aside from Boyfriend, 2 close friends and myself
>Cave and just go buy another ticket to be with my remaining friends
>Ask women if there was a lost badge reduction in price
>Nop, full price

Whoever decided to swipe the badge was pretty boss at being mean. Specially if they stuck around to see someone frantically running around and crying over it. I learned a pretty good lesson though, I now put pockets in most of my costumes to hold my badge, and aside from teaching them how to sew, don't baby my group of cosplaying friends anymore.

>>6845778
>bubbly
Are you also "voluptuous"?

>>6845778

>bubbly personality

Everyone who says this is fat, are you fat?

>>6845783
>>6845805
Not OP, but what?

>>6845783
>>6845805
OP here reporting in for fat evaluation
>5'9
>128 Ibs
>Defined abs from doing P90X

On a day to day basis I'm not bubbly, but at cons I enter a wonderful happyland where I become a mythical smile monster full of rainbows and kittens. Bubbly personality =/= always fat.

>>6845728

You are mistaken. Autism spectrum is completely legitimate.We're just constantly bombarded by tards who self diagnose themselves when they're "anxious" or want to be special snow flakes.
Same issue with ADHD, only claiming to have that isn't as "cool" as saying you're autistic.

>>6845843

Hey I have the same stats, apart from the abs. Apparently I'm borderline underweight. I'm going to start eating more and lift weights

Holy shit this thread.

The meanest thing I've done was politely turning down people who wanted a photo of me. It was my first time at a convention and I wasn't even cosplaying.

>>6845891

Were they fat neckbreads? Did they desire you sexually?

>>6845892

A few of them were neckbeards, one of them was a couple in steampunk.

>>6845897

cute

Meanest things I've done
I was having the shittiest con ever, and the panel I wanted to get into was full. I was chatting with this girl in line and she obviously wanted a friend to talk to. There wasn't anything wrong with her. But I was just so depressed I decided to go up to my room and borderline cry and go to sleep.
I wish I wasn't such a whiny bitch and hung out with her.
every time I think about that I want to kill myself.

>>6845908

I was that girl.

>>6845918
I didn't mention which con or anything so I doubt it ...???

Meanest thing?
>Be at con
>Cosplaying a popular character at the time, didn't even know since I wasn't too informed about the con scene at the time.
>Hear, "OMG SO CUTE LOL SHHHHH I'M GONNA GLOMP HER" then a set of thunderous footsteps right behind me.
>Practically do something out of the matrix avoiding this glomp
>Hear a loud bang and the landwhale scream something about breaking her ankle.
>Fucking bolt, I don't even look to see if she's okay, I just hear her friend freaking out and trying to call someone.
At least I didn't affixiate to death from her fat rolls pressing into my face, or her crushing my ribcage or something. I still feel bad that I didn't check to see if she was okay...

>>6845605

All that is true, but none of it justifies being a cunt.

>>6845908
this is cgl, and that's the meanest thing you've done?

>>6845381
>Except for trying to buy affection from her?

It was her idea.
>>6843721

>>6845609
>Good luck pining after that one dude you're friends with that will never fuck you no matter how much you kiss his and his dudebro's asses and drag other women through the mud.

Do you really not see the irony in posting this?

ITT: beta males get upset because girl did something mean

>>6846258

So girls should get a free pass?

>>6846265
no but i don't think anyone should be calling her a slut and make it seem like shes the embodiment of evil itself.

>>6846258
>males
>on /cgl/

You slay me, anon.

>>6844620

It's not my fault at all. I've had a pretty tough upbringing, and I'm not saying it was worse or better than anyone else's on here, but one of the results of that is a severe social anxiety.

Anyway, I wasn't implying that social anxiety is a disability and that autism isn't, I'm just saying it isn't bullshit, y'know?

>>6845381

First of all you jumped to a pretty extreme example. In no way is a hug or a cuddle relatable with sex. I know what you're trying to say, but you're comparing apples and oranges here.
Second, the reason I feel bad is because anon even said that he made that deal with her because of the fact she was going around saying she would hug whoever bought her food. And then ditched him. If he had put that offer on her and she did that, I wouldn't feel that bad. But he just took her up on it.

>>6846288
no one cares about your upbrining

>>6845701

If you're a doormat, you should post about the meanest thing someone's done to you at a con instead. Any good ones?

>>6846318

No one cares about your snarky-ass comment either.

Today at acen I kept going up to random homestuck cosplayrs and telling them nice ron Paul costume as a joke.
One person got super mad at me, though.

Time to make another "taste of /cgl/" collage...

>>6844547
That post only seems more justified after you saying that.

Not less.

>>6844535
I wouldn't.

It's filled with fallacies and repeating it means you're repeating fallacies.

Then again, you don't seem the logical type.

>>6846141
to be fair, they asked for it.

>this whole thread
how /cgl/ gets their jollies

>>6846613
>this whole thread
Humanity wins another battle against the forces of good and righteousness.

>>6844498
LOL ARE YOU CALLING AWKWARD SOCIAL SKILLS A DISABILITY GET THE FUCK OUT

>>6844631
Victim blaming at it's finest. I hope to god you NEVER get close to someone who has been abused. For their sake, of course.

>>6844669
You know why they never talk about it? Because they are in survival mode.
Fuck off.

>>6846518
>/kicks your booboo'd buttocks into nearest lake

>>6846681
/I put on my robe and wizard hat

>>6844669
Jesus fucking capslock, calm your tits. I would help anon argue with you but you've got a whole lot of stupid going on.

>>6846677
hey, yeah you.
go back to tumblr.
summer is coming cgl and here is the proof.

>>6846678
or maybe its because theyre too busy having legitimate problems to manufacture fake medical diagnoses, be selfish and feel bad for themselves

>>6846706
>selfish
/cgl/.
Not in a nutshell.
Just outright.

>>6844520
That's weird.
Every time I see these threads I become a little bit more convinced to go full blown butt-fucking homo.

>>6846721
and nothing of value was lost

>>6847603
Well, yeah, isn't that the point?
Someone is happier?

The meanest thing? Well this dude was REALLY asking for it.

Now keep in mind I'm a dude as you read this.

>Passing by the room where "How to get a con BF/GF" was being held
>Crowded as fuck
>Some dude is there asking almost everyone who passes by "DO you want to be my con girlfriend?"
>Everyone is saying no and just kept walking
>Eventually the dude is trying to play it off like he's kidding and even asking guys "do you want to be my con boyfriend"
>Slow down as I pass by him
>He asks me "Do you want to be my con boyfriend"
>I say yes.
>Turn into him and hug him tight
>He puts his hands up and groans
>Girls behind me start "awww"ing
>I look this dude straight in the eye as I stop hugging him
>Drag two of my fingers across one of his nipples
>Wink at him
>give the gayest finger twiddling wave I can possibly give to him as I walk away
>skip away in the happiest and most feminine way imaginable

Never in my life has I ever seen a man look so terrified and defeated, I'm pretty sure he learned his lesson ans topped asking everyone after that.

>Few years back
>Cosplaying Roy Mustang
>Find Riza Hawkeye cosplayer
>Hang out all weekend
>See her slowly start to take interest in me
>Pretty much spent whole weekend together
>Confesses to me Sunday afternoon
>"See, now don't you feel better?"
>mfw I'm such an idiot

>>6851018
I don't get it.

>>6851024

She confessed to me and I gave her a really, really shitty response.

>>6851018
reminds me of my boyfriend, but he has high functioning aspergers and I think it's cute. Do you have the autist?

>>6845778
well, nice people don't steal. look after your shit next time. once i left my pass with someone who passed it to someone else, i was really fucking devo about it but it was only my fault.

Mean slutty story ahoy

>Guy friend of mine sharing room with guy I've had a bit of a crush on for a little while
>Get hanging with crush, we hit it off well, disregards guy friend most weekend
>Friday evening, crush and I kiss each other goodnight in front of guy
>Guy freaks out at crush afterwards, we found it a bit odd when we talked about it but were both drunk assholes so we laughed it off
>Go back to his room sometime that weekend
>Have sex on their bed, never tell friend
>Come back home from con
>Friend confesses that he had a crush on me and thought something fun was going on with us and that he was a bit upset that I'm not into him

I FELT SO TERRIBLE

>calls someone else a horrible human being
>throws her bag she entrusted to you into the garbage
You're both horrible people.

>fat chick starts talking to me about how much she likes my cosplay
>we talk about other things and hit it off, she's a genuinely nice and sweet person
>spend a lot of time doing stuff at the con together
>we meet up with her hot friend
>hot friend comes onto me
>fully accept her passes
>hang out with each other a lot, mostly ignoring fat girl
>ditch fat girl later that night to go to their hotel room and make out with hot chick (didn't get to sex because we didn't have time before an event, plus no condom)
>meet next day, fat girl apparently had her mom pick her up the next morning because she didn't want to be at the con anymore
>feel like total shit every time I think about what I did

God damn everything other boards say about this place is true.

>>6851128
Shh...shh...

the underwear cannot breathe unless uncrumpled

>>6851128
I dunno. There's less than 15 stories? Only a few of them were noteworthy. Everything else got derailed because of no-hugs girl up there, and I think everyone hates her.

Actually I dunno what other boards say...

>>6851068

No, it was just a douchebag moment. We've talked about it since and we're both past it. It's just one of those moments you don't forget because of how stupid it was.

>>6850526

That's pretty hot

>>6851075

But you did nothing wrong. He's not entitled to anything from you.

>>6851093

It's not you fault, that girl chose to be fat.

>>6851272
I don't know man, having sex on his bed because he was acting like a tool.. Thinking back on it, that was a pretty shitty thing to do, considering how I had an entire bed to myself that we could have done it on instead.

Still a fun memory. But I did feel slightly bad about that and the fact that we avoided him most of the weekend. If that's not a slightly bitchy thing to do then I guess I'm an ok person.

>See terrible Ace Attorney cosplayers at con
>Friend and I nearly get stomachaches from laughing so hard at them
>Decide to take pics of them
>Friend uploads picture, we sarcastically talk about what great cosplayers they are
>They find photo, thanks us for the kind compliments and adds us as friends on Facebook
>Really neat friends with one of them, 3 years later. They never figured out the truth.

I am a tool

>>6844364
pics with timestamp or you're still a butthurt landwhale

I almost never visit /cgl/
clicked on here by accident

This thread is sad and I now have the impression that cosplayers in general are sad.

>>6851075
Sounds like a happy ending, did you get together?

>>6851392
Literally can't find timestamp pictures, searched for like 20 minutes. Would you take a side by side with the noticeable carpet background to verify convention?

Nowadays not many people leave time stamps on pictures they tag on Facebook, and I don't insert them myself since I don't really use DA or Cosplay.com.

>>6851283
Girls who cosplay are slutty.

I have definitely lured guys into sharing their hotel rooms with me out of the mistaken impression that they were going to get to fuck me afterwards. Sorry, nope, you're a fine person but consex is not my cup of tea. To be fair, the guys are usually vaguely creepy and I don't express a romantic interest in these dudes or ask them to share their sleeping arrangements, I just try to be friendly. It usually comes out at some point in the conversation that I don't have a place to stay, and then they make an offer. Sometimes it's just the guy being a genuinely nice dude--and I've stayed in rooms with people like that, and I will keep in touch with them afterwards and hang out. But like...if they're rubbing their hard-on up against my leg while I'm sleeping, cuddling way too close and encouraging me to take showers in their rooms, I'm out of there.
/r9k/ will probably call me a manipulative bitch as per prior similar anon-story, but so be it.
Secretly I think I'm starting to hate men because of how often they reveal ulterior motives.

>>6851563

What's wrong with someone wanting to share an intimate experience with another person? Don't condemn them because it's not your cup of tea. Will admit though, what you do turns me on.

>>6851567
gtfo bitch

>>6851563
well that is why I never offer to share a room with out making it perfectly clear there will be sex involved

I don't need any more friends and sharing a bed with someone I haven't covered in my genetic material is not my thing

>>6851567
I don't mind physical intimacy with an acquaintance up to a point--like, I will dance with you, I will hug you, I don't mind cuddling, but the part where guys expect me to put out after having known them for less than twenty-four hours...I don't consider that real intimacy. That's animal attraction, as uncomplicated as it gets. Which is fine, you know, if that's what you're looking for, but the sex is rarely as mutually satisfying.

>>6851567
> Sharing intimate relation =/= Rubbing erection on someone's leg

>>6851584
you sound like either a token 'hurr alpha male' or a super assburger. how often does that approach actually net you any poontang?

I was at YoumaCon, and these randos from eariler that morning (at the time they were sober and rather normal/not crazy looking) invited me to a room party around 11pm that day. I showed up a little drunk, and we smoked a bunch of weed in the stairwell which was totally cool with me.

But then we went back to their actual room, and they started trying to get me to do some lines of coke in the bathroom. I felt like I was in some kind of CSI episode, showing the scene where I did coke and got raped and killed before trying to solve the crime. They were tripping balls and getting semi-violent and frightening, so I texted my friend and told her to call me immediately and tell me that I needed to come back to our room because of misc emergency. I was worried she would be like 'lol wut' but thank god she called me and did it. So I got out of there and ran up to our room, and we just got more drunk and shit.

These people were nuts, like...anything could have happened, I'm so glad I got out of there. Not really so mean, but still kinda shadily done.

>>6845778

>Not having your badge on you the whole time.

That's why it has a clip on it.

>>6851604
There a reason you needed your friends call to authorize you to turn the door handle and walk out?

>>6851405
Same here anon

>>6851604

>semi-violent and frightening

In what way?

>>6851657
I definitely should have, but I was so intimidated by the situation, and rather inebriated. I definitely should have, but I was also afraid of what these people were capable of, so I felt that maybe if I had a viable excuse instead of running out, they wouldn't try to stab me because they thought I'd rat them out or something. I was so shocked I just didn't know what to do.

>>6851658
Well, they initially brought me in to the bathroom, and I was like 'whut whut bathroom partayyy' and then two people came in with me and the guy and they were like...very sick methy looking people. Sores and under 100lbs, very ill. And the guy I came in with initially pulled out a little jewelry bag of coke. At first I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt like, maybe it was some pre crushed vicodin, maybe even xanax. So I was like 'lol what's that' and he was just like 'coke.' And so he pulled out his key, and took a bump and it was just so frightening, he just changed in to a different person, and he was panting and like flexing, and shit and cornering me sorta. And then one of the other people (dirty blonde girl) did a full line off the counter, and she just went psycho. She started punching the walls and crying and pointing at me screaming shit like 'I AM A FUCKING MOTHER, I AM A DAMN GOOD FUCKING MOTHER, NO ONE TELLS ME SHIT HOW TO RAISE MY FUCKING KIDS' and the other dude (messy goth guy) did a line and just stood fucking TWEAKING in the corner. I saw him start to sorta scratch his arms and they started getting bloody. I dunno, it was just a crazy fucking situation. I had never seen anything like it before in my life, I had no idea what to do.

I guess even if you're at a dorky anime con in Detroit, it's still Detroit.

Alright, robots and seagulls are both equally retarded, pathetic, and autismal- now Goddamn it, can we PLEEEEEASE get back on the subject of the thread?!

>>6844030

If it means anything, if anyone was so omega they would keep up a con-long charade instead of simply telling off his ex, they'd probably be too omega to push off their ex when they sat on their lap.

He *may* not have been lying to you.

>at con with ex boyfriend
>he's acting like an aspie and freaking out because he can't find his screen accurate sonic screwdriver
>he thinks he left it in our room (was rooming with a mutual friend of his and he came over to show it to him and left it there)
>ex makes mutual friend tip out his suitcase and everything
>ex has hissy fit, takes off cosplay and refuses to go to the convention at all
>i found the screwdriver on the couch in our room the night before.
>he'd left it there by accident
>no one was around
>take screwdriver, open window
>14 floors up
>hurl it out
>regret nothing

>>6851762

Your ex sounds really immature, but that was really cruel. I like it.

>>6851762
Reminds me of how immature I used to be back in the day \cringe/
>Staying at internet friend's house with bunch of other internet friends, first time I'm meeting any of them
>Second day of convention, can't find wallet
>Go through his whole house almost screaming because that wallet is gone
>Find it in my suitcase after 20 minutes of crying and being slapped by one friend who found my bitchfit rather annoying

No wonder those people stopped talking to me

>>6851432
Unfortunately no, we're both too fucked up to get too close to other people apparently

>>6851775
>>6851786
best part was that he spent the next day trying to accuse me of it but everyone who was in our group sided with me and told him to stop trying to blame me for his own irresponsibility. No one invited him to any of the con parties.

> What's the meanest thing you've ever done at a con?

I'm Christian, so I've never done a mean thing to anyone anywhere ever.

>>6852242

>>6852245
Why is that so amusing?

>>6851075
man i wonder who this could be

>Artist ally
>Some annoying weeb who somehow got a booth was selling god-awful drawings
>negotiate the price down from $25 to $5 because they had NO offers the entire convention
>Hand over money
>recieve art
>rip it in half
>place halves on top of each other
>rip into quarters
>throw in trashcan.
>Poor thing cried

>>6853009
Oh my god, now this is an actual mean story. God damn.

>>6841392

Would date/fuck on the daily just because she isn't fat.
She also is pretty cute.

Stay jelly landwhales.

>gained 5 bucks
>one less of my product, increasing their worth
how is this bad again?

>>6852581
I hope this is an actual question and that it doesn't mean that someone has figured out my identity because that would suck.

>>6853056
don't make it so damn obvious

>>6853047
You're gross

>>6853038
I don't feel like it was too mean. You should have seen her art. THAT was mean
It was like this...

>>6853009
Do you wanna hang out and be assholes to people together at Fanime?

>>6853113
God damn, I would love to. That's all I do at conventions... Get super drunk and be an asshole to everyone.

>>6853116
It's a date.

>>6853119
Come find me there. I'll be in this shitty cosplay the entire time.

>>6846141
(as·phyx·i·ate) is the word you're looking for I think.

>>6851018
I lol'd

>>6851762
Should have told him to go play 'fetch' with it

>>6853009
You is cold as ice...

>>6853127
>Texas
>why so far

>>6853147
IM AN ASSHOLE RITE?!

>>6845843
>p90X
Nice. I'm still only using p90. Tony Horton gets less and less funny every time he does that bugs bunny joke on sweat 3-4.

>>6853127
Oh hey my bf got the same outfit. It's pretty good for a bought cosplay if I do say so :D
Yukio is a cutie.

>>6853224
It makes me feel not so bad about being the laziest cosplayer in the world this year. Hopefully I can buy another sewing machine... and hopefully I won't break it AGAIN.

I was going up an escalator and a girl dressed as Harley Quinn was leaned up against a railing, not realizing that any of the dozens of people on the escalators could look up and see straight up her skirt.

I wish I could have taken that photo. I didn't have my camera turned on and settled for just taking a picture of her on the railing.

Guy next to me says, "Couldn't pass that one up, could you?" "Fuckin' A."

>>6853236
I doubt she didn't realize it. You can usually feel cold glass or metal on your bare asscheek.

>>6853236
To be fair, that hardly counts as a skirt.

>>6853236
I saw her at DragonCon too, I don't think she would've cared. She had a bikini bottom thing under it anyway.

>>6850526
Sounds like something I'd do, and I'm a 300+ pound blob of a man.

Imagine the terror.

>>6853236

I have seen this exact same post over and over. I don't understand why anybody would save a copypasta like this. Whats the point and why did you post it?

Me and my friends go to cons just to do mean things to you fucking losers. I call it a mini vacation where I sleep with girls who have low self esteem, bully around betas who stutter and spill spaghetti everywhere when I confront them, and steal food from people who are to afraid to speak up to me and my friends. Life is good, see you fucks at the next con.

polite sage because it's not con-related, but a kid used to bully the shit out of me in grade school. several years later (probably in middle school or freshman year of high school) i saw him hanging at the local movie theater and told my friend what a dickwad he was. i guess he hadn't hit his growth spurt yet because he was pretty shrimpy, so my friend and i ran over, grabbed him and threw him in a fountain. it was pretty awesome.

other than that i really don't go out of my way to be shitty to people.

>>6852256

>>6853009
Just in case you actually did this and you're not making shit up to sound hardcore and edgy (which I doubt)

you have no reason to be proud of yourself. You're not hardcore and edgy. Someone did absolutely no harm to you and you went out of your way to be awful to her. You are what makes this planet a shitty place to live and you should be ashamed.

>>6853127
If I see you I'm gonna throw soda or something on your shitty cosplay.

All I do is make snarky comments to my friend about people and how horrible they look. Always out of earshot. Once we were amazed by the incredibly shitty quality of a girl's Sakuya cosplay (basically a halloween store maid dress and one of those fucking tinsel silver party wigs) and my friend went up to her pretending to be impressed, going "Oh wow! Where did you get that dress? It's so cute!!"

>>6843843
If some guy posted about accepting food or money from some pathetic lonely weeaboo chick who wanted to hug him, you would be worshipping him and kissing his ass.

>>6844390
Yeah, your lack of interaction with women is totally voluntary

>>6844620
Yeah, it's my fault that my mind goes blank when I have to talk to strangers

It's my fault that I have actual hyperventilating panic attacks that interfere with my life, work and relationships

fuck you with a sandpaper dildo, you rotten cuntrag

>>6853364
Projecting. You would be kissing his ass, since women believe in pre-selection, i.e. the more attention a man receives from other females, the more attractive he is.

Which is why men who sleep around become a kind of self-fulfilling prophecy.

>>6853378
Other person with social anxiety here. Calm down.
I find other people with social anxiety are generally laughed at because there's no real way to prove it except by a doctor's diagnosis, and that's easily made up online. It doesn't help most of us use it as a crutch rather than try to get over it.

>>6844390
You again? Jesus christ dude get over yourself.

>>6853374
But it is always voluntary. There are no laws that say greasy neckbeards can't talk to women. If they didn't feel bad for the girl, who's obviously disgusted from not talking to a 10/10, there would be nothing to prevent them from 'pestering' you over and over and over again.

I know it's hard to realize, since women are morally superior to men, but the neckbeard is also a human being capable of empathy. You can't just pepper spray them in the face / cry rape when they keep trying to talk to you.

I mean, you can and they would probably let you get off the hook, but it is not actually within the boundaries of law as is written. It's just the courts being confused, from all the moral superiority you have, don't blame them.

>>6844567
>i once had a dream
ftfy

>>6845717
You must be 18 to post on 4chan.

>>6853441
Can you not read?
>It's been like 4 years

>>6853444
You said that now.

Social Anxiety is a disorder, I think it is classified as a mental disorder but I'm not sure. It can be treated.
Autism is a developmental disability. Some Autistic people can live independently but others cannot, for instance I have a friend who's brother is autistic and he simply can't understand how money works.

They are two completely different things.

>>6851701
Detroit
Not even once

> What's the meanest thing you've ever done at a con?
I stole 500 bucks.

So many virgins, who can't drive, with hurt feelings

>>6841290
chin-chan you came back?

>>6841257
>Someone who talks to you in general.

a lot of these stories wouldn't seem so bad if the setting were a schoolyard at recess. But then again /cgl/ is not supposed to be full of children

>>6853619
>a schoolyard at recess
yes, that's where you would fit right in

>>6843635
Your point?

>>6843843

>>6844567
and then you projectile vomited, right?

>>6845649

all of fucking 4chan is the cesspit of humanity.

>>6853415
>self-fulfilling prophecy
I fucking hate that phrase and you sound like a dumbass.

>>6845689
I had something similar at London MCM last October. Some creepy guy badly cosplaying L started following me around the time of the /cgl/ meet, and he kept saying "I'm sixteen AND I'M REALLY DRUNK!!!!111!!!11" as if I would find that attractive or something. I was with three guys though, so they shut him down pretty quick.

I saw him following other people too, maybe it was the same guy, haha.

>>6854209
Man I don't remember this guy, was he at the statue?

>>6853462
It was in the original post too.

>>6854262
I think he followed me from there, yeah. I didn't actually end up going to the meet, but we went out to buy food at the same sort of time.

>>6851480
You don't need to put so much effort into this single person's accusations, trust me.

When we were in high school, I had a friend with a shitty little Toyota with a busted ignition lock; you could literally start it with just about anything.

So, me, my friend John, and I drive down to Dallas for a con. One fine morning, John and I get bored, so we went out to the parking lot, I started up my friend's car with my pocketknife, and John and I went for donuts.

When we got back to the hotel, our friend was pissed, claiming he'd contacted both hotel security and the police about his "stolen" car. John and I just laughed it off, and nothing ever came of it.

Those donuts sure were tasty.

> TLDR: "borrowed" a friend's car without asking.

One time on the last day of this small ass con i was at
>My friend had a crush on this girl
>She had a crush on me
>i had a crush on him
> I invite them both to my hotel room for a good old threeway, but i didn't tell either of them before hand
>she comes first
>we talk
>we make out
>we fuck
> he walks in to see the fucking

Sorry if i am not asshole enough i am a generally nice person