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6808372 No.6808372 [Reply] [Original]

Last one is autosaging but same drill as before:

Post board-relavent
- Tutorials that are just a terrible/dangerous idea
- Tutorials where the end product looks worse than the raw materials
- Tutorials that are so sloppy or include such bad photos you're not sure whether it's helpful
- Tutorials that make no sense
- Tutorials that just make you laugh
- Etc.

>> No.6808466
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6808466

Needs a tad more eyeshadow.

http://ccippicouz.deviantart.com/art/Miku-Mikuo-Hatsune-cosplay-Makeup-Tutorial-337665464?q=gallery%3Acosplay-tutorial%2F25355201&qo=18

>> No.6808468

>>6808466
I kind of like the one on the left.

>> No.6808669

I always thought that one tutorial where the person uses a ton of paint on cotton fabric to make "leather" was pretty wasteful when there are ways to get real leather or realistic vinyl. Anyone have that saved?

>> No.6808671

>>6808468
you mean right, right?

>> No.6808673

>>6808466
both are so terrible. Why are some people so bad at make up?

>> No.6808793

I posted this in the old thread before I refreshed and saw the new thread.

Found this tube top tutorial a while back. She uses hot glue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohl3lT_9GHU

>> No.6808868

I just googled food coloring in eye and got this tutorial for putting food coloring in your eye. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9lMsUflRz8

>> No.6808874

>>6808466

Dat potato nose.

Poor girl.

>> No.6808879

>>6808874
Wait, is that a bad thing? I think that's an extremely cute nose.

>> No.6808898

>>6808868
why the fuck


fucking american education system, man

>> No.6808914

>>6808466
What's bad about the Miku other than the gross amount of eyeshadow? Or is that all?

>> No.6808954

>>6808874
Actually I agree with >>6808879, reminds me of Lilo. It looks better from the front, in her Luka cosplay.
http://ccippicouz.deviantart.com/art/Just-be-Friends-Cosplay-1-Luka-344289548
I really wish she was better at make up. :(

>> No.6809371

>>6808793

GLUE GLUE GLUE

>> No.6809376

>>6808372
I've always hated this but if she actually knew how to draw decently cute animu eyes it might not even be that bad.

>> No.6809383

>>6808793
Is she doing that on her bed? Who the fuck thinks it's a good idea to use hot glue on your bed?
>someone who thinks it's a good idea to use glue to sew clothes together, obviously.

>> No.6809462

>>6808868
I just wanted to eat delicious cupcakes that have food colouring in the icing. Now I wont.

Seriously, how can somebody think it's a good ides to put that in your eyes?
Also what is the point? It's gone after a few blinks and your eyes look messy.

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>>6808466
>eyeshadow that matches your wig
Too much Miku.

Why do people always do this...

>> No.6809508
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>>6809470
because they want to be a kawaii~uguu Miku-chan for their cosplay

>> No.6809523

>>6808372
There's nothing I hate more than "anime eyes makeup". It looks horrible on EVERYBODY and NOBODY can make it work. It looks wonky, fucked up and weird, even if the person doing it can draw ~kawaii uguu anime eyes~
Another thing I hate is when mainstream makeup "gurus" like Michelle Phan and Promise Phan do "anime eyes tutorials" and they just draw their waterline an inch down their cheeks and paint it white. It looks disgusting and not cute or "cartoon-like" at all. Stop.

>> No.6809532

>>6809523
Ugh, this. I really don't get why it keeps happening. First off, your face isn't going to look ~animu~ just because you do the eyes bs. It just makes it look stupid.

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>>6809523
>>6809532
Yeah. The main anatomical issue is that your forehead isn't high enough and your nose isn't small enough to make it work, and they never will be.
Also, if you use your actual eyebrows as the upper-lashline, there's a dip between your brow bone and eyelid, so your animu-eye will curve inward slightly, which looks derpy as fuck.

And then there's the white-eyeliner trick. The problem there is that there's a shadow on your eyeball that you can't get rid of, so your animu-eye will have this random shadow that doesn't go all the way down the 'eye', making it look more retarded than intended.

I just wish people would stop trying. Anime has different anatomy than real life and you can't alter the latter.

>> No.6809596

>>6808671
It's my left and her right?

>> No.6810092

>>6809508
her lips are really small

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>>6810092
Better?

>> No.6810139

>>6808914
>other than the gross amount of eyeshadow

That was the point of posting it since she made a tutorial for that look. If you follow the links in the description you'll see the tut. It's on FB so I couldn't directly link it.

OP wanted shitty tutorials, I found a shitty makeup tutorial I thought fit the bill.

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>> No.6810644

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkwzXLKQgiY

>> No.6810665

I don't know what's going on here: http://www.ehow.com/video_12245421_put-makeup-like-emilie-autumn.html
Funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKVO8dJH0LQ#!
Hanukkah Makeup: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q18t4ROddfY#!
Fourth of July!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oVUN34vYf8

>> No.6810708

>>6810644
Is this for real?

>> No.6810738

>>6810708
Looks legitimate.

But if they keep throwing "Jersey" everywhere, there's no need to take it seriously.

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>>6809470
Personally if any eyeshadow is used for Miku, I think an ultra sheer light purple would look nice.

But nude eyeshadow works too.

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This always makes me lol.

>> No.6810805

>>6810128
personally, I don't think hooker lips are attractive

>> No.6810810

>>6810641
is she a scalie?

>> No.6811230

I wish I had saved the youtube video for making a pauldron I saw last week.
This girl wasted tons of material and hotglued the shit out of everything for no reason but on top of that when it came to her sewing part she did a horrible editing job.
"Once you've flattened the fabric just -CUT- and tadah!" (The glue gun moved in the cut and had clearly been used because she added a new stick)
I almost pissed myself.

>> No.6811484

>>6810805
Me neither, I don't know why they bash thin lips so much on here, it doesn't make everyone look like an old woman

>> No.6811510

>>6810128
Miranda Cosgrove?

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>>6810665
>in the first video when she "vibrates" her head while she applies mascara

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>>6810665
wow, i have no love for emilie autumn and her shrieking mess of a musical style, but that's pretty impressive...

also
>Hi guys, this is Chelsie Baker, professional cosmetologist of five years.
>professional cosmetologist of five years.
>professional

>> No.6811588

Is the first thread still up or in the archive? My sides are still sore from laughing at all those psimadethis tuts

>> No.6811593

>>6811588
It's still up. Enjoy, anon.
>>6805599

>> No.6811605

>>6808466
from last thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC6WTQXere4

>> No.6811761 [DELETED] 

>>6808793

>What have you got against hot glue?
O-oh...Okay...

I also like that she had to add in the "I make personally make it hourglass" or whatever. Bitch is not hourglass.

>> No.6811765

>>6808793
>What have you got against hot glue?
O-oh...Okay...

I also like that she had to add in the "I personally make it hourglass" or whatever. Bitch is not hourglass.

>> No.6811821

>>6810665
I could NOT take that Hanukkah makeup seriously. I liked the 4th of July better. >inb4sjw
It just felt like the white chick seriously thinks that she's hot shit and taking herself way too seriously. While the black chick's like "na brah, this is just something whatevs" and being silly and just less arrogant.

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>>6810641

>> No.6811874

>>6811484
>>6810805
Das joke.

>> No.6811901
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>>6811605
I have never realized this, but she is so beautiful without that crazy doll makeup.

>> No.6812243

>>6811821
Ms Fourth of July is like a palette cleanser after all the truly terrible ones.

Here's another palette cleanser (she's joking, obv) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VjFWvNKVZM

>> No.6812262

>>6811605
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC6WTQXere4
I almost want to say it's a nice medium between normal eyes and anime eyes (minus the fake eye on her lower lid) but I'm 90% sure I'm only saying that because it's her and her makeup for cosplay makes a hell of a lot more sense than her daily makeup.

>> No.6812273

>>6812243
That was hilarious.
And I thought it was still prettier than most of the tutorials I've ever seen.

>> No.6812511

>>6812262
that extra anime eye bit makes it look like something is falling off her eye.

>>6811901
agreed, she looks different but much prettier

>> No.6812547

>>6812243
haha, she's fucking adorable!

>> No.6812566

>>6811579
Looks like some Lime Crime style bullshit, from back when D'oh Deere actually did makeup tutorials. With like hearts on the cheeks and other circus-y elements.
D'oh's makeup art was much neater than this though. This stuff just looks soooooo sloppy.

>> No.6812727

>>6812262
i just though...no. It's so bad and the part coming out of her eyes looks ridiculous

>> No.6813608

Does anyone have the link to the guy who painted cut up parts of water bottles with acrylics to be used as contact lenses?

>> No.6813806

>>6813608
jesus fucking christ why would anyone try that
its like he's asking for a Darwin award

>> No.6813816

>>6813608
Read previous thread, it's all in there

>captcha: dies4me certain
he sure does

>> No.6814708

Old thread is in the archive if anyone really wants to make some of the bitchin PS I MADE THIS crafts

http://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/cgl/thread/S6805599

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>>6814708
I went to the site and my god

>> No.6814949

>>6814945
it looks like mold growing
fucking disgusting

>> No.6814956
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just in case you forget a lure, you can wear one as an earring.

>> No.6814961

>>6814945
>ps. I made this.. how to ruin a pair of jeans
I doubt that anyone's that stupid to ruin a pair of jeans like that unless they're 15 and edgy desu

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filename speaks for itself

>> No.6814993

>>6814945
i kind of like the idea of this (i'm sorry) but not with acid pink. also, guess is still around?
>>6814964
what

>> No.6815007

>>6814993
Think they mean that the arrows are pointing to the wearer's junk.

>> No.6815013
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don't worry, sawed off plastic forks don't look jagged or scrape your neck at all.

>> No.6815017
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nobody will be able to tell you just took a piece of pleather and stuck them on shitty hot topic hipster shades! ~so classy~

>> No.6815020

>>6815013
Does she just use "statement" interchangeably for the word "as-ugly"?

>> No.6815027

>>6815007
Yeah, I got that. i'm wondering why... anyone would do this.

>> No.6815028

>>6815020
pretty much. anything gross or tacky can pass for "fashion" if you label it as a "statement" piece.

>> No.6815029
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no DIY headband is complete without a little rape!

>> No.6815031

>>6815029
What does Benz have to do with this?

>> No.6815039

>>6815031
the grey leather is Benz leather apparently.

>> No.6815043
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6815043

For that Belichick-chic look.

>> No.6815049

>>6815029
This is walmart quality.

>> No.6815057

>>6815031
cut strips from your car seats!

>> No.6815083
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6815083

let toddlers stamp sponge art onto your shitty old t-shirts. totally 'aztec" cool u guise

>> No.6815131

>>6815083
>>6815043
>>6814945

Tutorials like these where she ruins perfectly good things, and like that chalkboard handbag... they are making me grind my teeth. It's ok if your finished product looks better than what it started as OR if you like... thrifted it or had something worn out that you were going to toss. but why go and buy something like a GAP t-shirt when you can get something for $5 at Michaels.

>> No.6815138

>>6815083
I know a lot of this is photoshopped or something, but she can't make the effort to use the same triangles on both shirts, let alone put some cardboard underneath so the paint won't seep through.

>> No.6815163

>>6814945
>>6815013

The "end product" in both of these aren't even real, you can tell she photoshopped in the pink and just removed parts of the knives with photoshop.

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>>6815163
>it's so fucking ugly that the chick who made the tutorial doesn't even want to make it

>> No.6815282
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"let's put candles on top of dried wood. that's totally safe!"

>> No.6815302
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The ugliest thing I've ever seen.

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>> No.6815309

>>6815302
Ugh, I keep seeing these "make stringy scarves from old t-shirts" tutorials all over the place. What's worse is when people try to sell them on etsy for like $30.

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>> No.6815323

>>6815307
>bustle skirt
Wh-what does she think that means?

>> No.6815333

>>6812243
who is this? I must know. She is so cute.

>> No.6815335

>>6815083
Aztec.
Is dis nigga srs.

>> No.6815348

>>6815029
>>6815043
>>6815083
>>6815282
>>6815017
>>6815013
>>6814964
>>6814956
>>6814945

I think that what bothers me the most about these tutorials is that whoever makes them doesn't really take the time to see if they match at all. They pic wrong combinations of colors and materials that fall under a very basic level of crafting, if it can be called like that. They have no sense of aesthetics and it's rather disappointing to see good products going to waste because of these asinine ideas.

>> No.6815359

>>6815348
I wouldn't worry, it's basically a tagging system if you think about it. The people who actually make these are going to be easily spotted as having shit taste and no skills.

>> No.6815374

>>6815043
>For that Belichick-chic look
I lost it

>> No.6815388

>>6815321
That one's not too terrible, but
>DONESVILLE!

>> No.6815410

>>6812547

>>6815333

I'm pretty sure it's Patricia Bright. She's a super sweetie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH0Siif-GJw

>> No.6815432

>>6810665
>http://www.ehow.com/video_12245421_put-makeup-like-emilie-autumn.html

I'm angry because she can't say Emilie Autumn's first name correctly. She says it like "Emele" or "Emil" instead of "Emily."

>> No.6815702

>>6815321
But it still looks like a business shirt . . .?

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>>6815432
...h-how do you fuck that up...??

>> No.6815769
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>>6808669
This one?

The only use for it I can see is if you are trying to make use of fabric scraps and excess paint, but it doesn't look like "leather" and wouldn't work for boots

>> No.6815849

>>6815769
Yes, that's the one! Thanks for posting. And yea, I don't really know what else besides "scraps" you'd use that for.

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>>6810665
> Hanukkah makeup

wat

>> No.6815866

>>6815029
Anon, that says rope, not rape. And to be honest, this one isn't as bad as some of the other stuff, I used to see little projects like this in teenage magazines.

>> No.6815887

>>6815282
i would kind of like this if it wasn't for the shitty rope.

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I wonder how much piping she had to rip out of her sink to make this ugly piece of shit

>> No.6816045

>>6816040
That looks uncomfortably heavy.

>> No.6816050
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More inspiration from everyone's favorite insane Patriots coach.

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how the fuck does this count as a DIY?

>> No.6816068

>>6816050
Poster here, sorry, didn't realize that was in the last thread. Still worth posting.

>> No.6816072

>>6816045
I'm just wondering how using copper plumbing tubes makes the necklace "rose gold".

>> No.6816079

>>6816072
Rose gold is actually gold mixed with copper. It's gold with a bit of a coppery tone to it. That necklace is just ugly copper garbage. This is also a terrible tutorial because copper turns your skin green.

>> No.6816084

>>6816072
>>6816079
I don't think that's real copper because IIRC, copper is a bit expensive

>> No.6816090

>>6816084
But she always ruins expensive shit!

>> No.6816093

>>6816090
Touche.

>> No.6816094

>>6816053
Why is this thing

>> No.6816105

>>6816053
this bitch knows to look up the word DIY

>> No.6816110

>>6816094
Yeah I was wondering that.

Now if she "clustered" them into a cool shape, like an eagle which is what I thought it was from the thumbnail, that'd be cool.
This is a pile of sharp shit.

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>>6816094
It makes me think of this on a "not even trying" level

>> No.6816851

>>6816053
because the weight of those pins combined wouldn't warp and stretch the shirt material, making it sag

>> No.6817004

>>6816040
Man the way she does the "slip it!" "tie it!" thing really just rustles my fucking jimmies.

Also doesn't copper discolour over time if you don't wear it like at least a couple of times a week? That ain't gonna be a """rose gold""" necklace for long.

>>6816115
MORE PINS MORE MORE MORE

>> No.6817291

>>6817004
I can't help but read it in the style of a bop-it.

>> No.6817497

>>6817291
LOL YES

I wonder if anyone makes these shit crafts, then tosses their "work of art" into the washing machine and comes back at the end of the wash cycle to a pile of scraps and a ton of glue all over their other stuff.

>> No.6817792

>>6815013
NO STOP OH MY GOD
I make jewelry (for myself, amateur wire wrapping for a hobby) and this hurts to look at I don't want to think about how many "hip" people took this person's advice.

>> No.6817810

>>6817004
What rustles my jimmies is how they're titled "P.S I made this" Like she's replying to a compliment in some snarky way(implying anyone would compliment her) but you know what I mean. Like it's sort of bratty/snarky as if she's trying to say her shit looks so good.

>> No.6817814

>>6815017
IS it just me or does this one look Photoshopped

>> No.6817827

>>6817814
It's all photoshopped. And not well either, but then, you don't have to try much if you're using white backgrounds.

>> No.6817839

>>6809376
The people who know how to draw decently cute animu eyes are never going to be the same people who think it's a good idea to draw animu eyes over your own eyes.

That's just how things are.

>> No.6817883

>>6810747
This is actually cute

>> No.6817899

>>6815043
*pukes*

>> No.6817905

>>6815321
Oh shit, I kinda like this one.

>> No.6819662

>>6817905
Yeah, I felt the same way. I have a shirt that's very similar, actually. The only thing is that I think the material of a dress shirt wouldn't really be appropriate for this kind of shirt.

>> No.6819716

>>6819662

You'd be better off doing this with a women's button up shirt. So you'd get nicer prints and better fabrics if you got a summer weight gauze or linen or light cotton.

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>> No.6819800

>>6815029
yes, she needs to change that font for realz, because it does look like it says 'rape ' and not 'rope'

>> No.6819847

>>6816053
Ok, this one would go down really well at a con though. Something has fallen off or a cosplay has been ripped? No worries, safetypin person is here!

>> No.6819845

>>6815302
i did the martha stewart version of this kind of necklace/scarf and it looks way better than this shit

>> No.6819852

>>6815307
Tell this bitch to look up the definition of bustle skirt...

>> No.6819857

>>6815321
this is actually kind of a cute idea

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>>6819798
Rimming Surprise?

Although that does put a new definition on the term, "butt chocolate."

>> No.6819871

>>6817810
i know what you mean. She's kind of responding like a 12 year old writing on someone's blog versus a grown woman trying to write 'DIY' tutorials

>> No.6819875

>>6819716
agreed

>> No.6819877

>>6819798
what the actual fuck?!

>> No.6822497

>>6819877
My thoughts exactly

Captcha: jurisdiction asucka

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>>6814708
Damn she's got some pretty terrible tutorials. But she does have a couple okay ones(mostly because they're kid level tutorials)

This is one of the better ones.

>> No.6822539

>>6819798
Wat

>> No.6822564

All the Hershey thing is is a guide on how to insert a suppository with a Hershey kiss photoshopped in. Unrustle your collective jimmies.

>> No.6822602

>>6822531
but really, an egg-dyeing kit would be way faster and cheaper than all that.

>> No.6822607

>>6822602
>"but anon, that's not ~organic~!"

>> No.6822625

>>6822607
that's not either unless they're using free-range non-GMO gluten-free temporary tattoos. no arguments, just joking around. fucking vegan hippie parents.

>> No.6822631

>>6822607
Someone needs to tell her you're not supposed to eat the shell...

>> No.6822666

>>6822607
They do just make organic food colouring.

>> No.6822790

>>6822625
Hippie parents make me so mad. There was one at a Halloween trick or treating event I was working who brought his kid, with a trick or treat bucket, but refused all of the candy and cookies offered and threw a fit because no one went and made 100% vegan dairy/egg free cookies. Made me wonder if he was gonna demand vegan candy when he takes the kid out on Halloween night.

>> No.6822808

>>6822531
Isn't tumeric pretty fucking expensive?
Or am I thinking of another yellow spice?

>> No.6822853

>>6822808

You might be thinking of saffron, which iirc is pretty expensive.

Dunno how much tumeric is though

>> No.6822862

>>6822531
Why would you even paint eggs...?

>> No.6823063

>>6822862
are you a jehovah's witness or something? easter. dyed eggs.

>> No.6823162
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6823162

still my favorite

>> No.6823165

>>6823063
Oh, I see. Not a tradition in my coutry, even though we do celebrate easter.

>> No.6823171

>>6822862
It's a really common practice in continental Europe, especially Eastern Europe.

>> No.6823206

>>6808868
why.jpg

>> No.6823338
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6823338

>>6823162
I'm not sure if they're clever or retarded.

>> No.6823359

>>6808868
Looks like it stings like a sonofabitch. Why did she even think it would be a good idea to upload that shit?

>> No.6823375

>>6823338
They are obviously comedic geniuses of some sort.

>> No.6824539

>>6810665
>http://www.ehow.com/video_12245421_put-makeup-like-emilie-autumn.html

>Emeel
>EMEEL

I have seen 14 year old girls at her concerts with better make up than this. And there are some train wrecks at those concerts let me tell you...

>> No.6824545

>>6819847
>>6819847
It's my new cosplay. The Safety Pin Woman!!

>> No.6825535
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>> No.6825587

>>6825535
ok, i actually really like this. Maybe not the fabric choice, but still-- what a cute idea. I love Tales of Symphonia.

>> No.6825601

>>6825587
I think it's a cute idea too. Agreeing about the fabric - a cotton or something else would made it look a lot neater and sturdier. It looks like they used felt. You wouldn't want to carry anything very heavy in a felt bag.

>> No.6825684

>>6815043
Someone should post these on /fa/ and let the good times roll.

>> No.6825719

>>6825684
Fuck it, I'm in.
BRB, /fa/

>> No.6825720

>>6810665
Lost it during the 4th of July video when I saw that Obama earring. I can picture hoodrats wearing them and being dead serious about it

>> No.6825751

>>6824539
I'm going to a concert of hers soon. dat nostalgia. She's pretty shit live right, in terms of vocals? I'm mainly going for theatrics n shigs n gigs.

>> No.6825759

>>6825719
found the thread, monitoring.

not too sure what /fa/'s answer to this shit usually is, i'm not familiar with the board...

>> No.6825780

>>6825759
want to hit up with a link?

>> No.6825782

>>6825759
>>6825719
Just brilliant!

>> No.6825789

>>6825780
>>>/fa/6119835

>> No.6825804

>>6817810
I thought it stood for photoshop.. You know, since it is..

>> No.6825832
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6825832

i was browsing this shit for /fa/ but i think i've managed to troll myself
>You’ve heard of the Art Deco era, but what’s it all about? This was a time when sophistication, refined fashion, and edited elegance were in full force. I look to this treasured time for clean lines, angular definitions, and luxe detail.
>The Empire State Building in NY, Sunset Tower in LA, and Collins Avenue in Miami are some of my Architecture crushes. Pulling from these iconic buildings, I decided to channel this vibe into jewels!
>Hit up your local hardware or home store for mirror clips. Add some chain and earring wires, and you have your version of this Art Deco inspired fashion accessory. Make it modern, make it yours!

>> No.6825852

>>6825832
What the actually fuck is going on here??

>> No.6825872

>>6825832
For a split second, I thought those were RJ-45 boot ends. If they were, I'd probably hunt this woman down. It looks horrible either way,

>> No.6825884
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6825884

>>6825852
Art Deco apparently

>Right now I’m really into anything and everything Art Deco! Crystals, beaded accents, and silver touches with clean lines… anything goes! Here’s a fun take on a 1920’s headpiece I made for an uber fancy party I attended in NYC.

>> No.6825888
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6825888

>>6825832
>Architecture crushes

>> No.6825889

>>6825884
Am I getting old, or does the whole 'wear tons of bulky, shiny, and colorful cheap jewelry all at once' seem like a bad idea?

>> No.6825913

>>6825884
I would really like to know what is supposed to be art deco about this

>> No.6825931

>>6825913
silly anon! it's because it's both very artistic and decorative! ^^

>> No.6825935

>>6825884
they seem to use buzz words like "art deco" in place of "absolutely disgusting"

>> No.6825937

>>6825889
Not, you're not old. you just have taste

>> No.6825946

>>6825789
They don't seem to understand that it's a joke...

>> No.6825956

>>6825946
Some of them do and they pointed it out...some of then just fall for it.

>> No.6825959

>>6825946
too subtle? i'm kind of out of good stuff too, the rest is just too generic/kindergarten

found this cool quote for your viewing pleasure though :
>Without “ART” the EARTH would just be “EH”.

>> No.6826118

Guys, can we archieve the thread over at /fa/?
chanarchive > request_votes

>> No.6829682

>>6825935
It's like they learned new vocab terms and want to put them into every phrase.

>> No.6829695
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6829695

for all you trashbag lolitas out there

>> No.6829708

why does she never ACTUALLY sew on any thing but the occasional button? would you go in public with a goddamn curtain around your waist that's being held together with safety pins?

>> No.6829800
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6829800

>>6829695

>> No.6830151

>>6825535
...why is it made of fleece and/or minky? That shit is gonna stretch and pill up and look disgusting.

>> No.6830318

>>6829695
I kind of want to design a loli coord made completely out of trash now...

>> No.6830344
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6830344

>>6825884
GOD she's ugly

>> No.6830527

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=r5k6PjExVrQ

Not exactly cosplay related, but a nice craft.

>> No.6830607

>>6815432
For someone who supposedly has been a make up artist for 5 years, that was messy as fuck. I can do better. That looked like shit

>> No.6830624

>>6830344
No she's not.

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6831085

>>6830527
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=r5k6PjExVrQ
I figured it's a joke but still... damn.

>> No.6831096

>>6830624
Yes she is, don't try and deny it

>> No.6831330

Don't sling shit, anonettes. She's a perfectly normal looking woman with the most criminally retarded "crafting" ideas on the internet. That's all.

>> No.6833639

>>6811548
I.....I think she is joking? I hope she's joking, cuz that was funny as hell.

>> No.6834014

>>6815013
>>6816040
>>6825832

tomorrow I'll show these to my goldsmithing teacher just to see him cringe

>> No.6834037

>>6815131
I think GAP probably sent her the t-shirt specifically for her to use in a tutorial, she seems to get an awful lot of sponsorship deals from this shit for some reason.

>> No.6836707

>>6815029

this is not that bad

>> No.6836784

>>6815029
Based off the font, the letters "a" and "o" look different but I can't help and notice that rope looks like rape from the letter p's curl.

>> No.6837068
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6837068

>>6836707

>> No.6840168

God, while looking on DA for possible cosplay makeup tutorials, I was just so horrified by what I saw. Most people are so messy with their application

>> No.6845080

bmping

>> No.6845082

>>6808874
She is part monkey.

>> No.6845093

>P.S. I made

FUUUUUCK SHUT UP! I find it so obnoxious that is how she starts her tutorials. It's just, it doesn't even make the most sense either.

I want to know what happened on /fa/ since the thread is gone...

>> No.6845135

>>6819798
Reminds me of the time my boyfriend got drunk and shoved a mini Reese's peanut butter cup up his asshole because I told him to.

>> No.6845181

>>6845135
keeper

>> No.6845204

>>6845135
Did he poop chocolate?
I'm curious now

>> No.6845889

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlozgGuB_yM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SGXWQm_ZpQ

On the second one, at 5:40 she gets a nasty hair in her latex.

>> No.6845920

>>6845889
why the hell is a makeup tutorial 20 minutes long? did we really have to see 5 minutes of her smoothing bb cream into her face?

>> No.6846405

>>6845920
She doesn't know how to edit videos, from what I can understand. You get a long shot of her forehead while she's trying to show you how she applies her eye makeup at one part.

>> No.6846427

>>6845093
I hate it too because I hear it in a whisper-voice.
And it just bothers me...

>> No.6846428
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6846428

>>6845889
....she made.... videos.....

She moves...

>> No.6846459

>>6845889
When she started rubbing the BB cream into her face with her hamburger hands, I lost it.

Is it that fucking hard to apply eyeshadow? She just slaps it on there and it looks like shit.

>> No.6846464

>>6845889
Those tutorials are fucking terrible but her voice is a lot nicer than I was expecting.

>> No.6846553

>>6811821
Honestly? What about the stupid camera effects the black girl was doing, while moving her head slowly? Sorry, but I call sjw.

>> No.6846620

>>6822625
>>6822790

Hippie here, you guys are thinking of vegans. Fuck vegans. Hippies in general tend to be hit or miss between awesome and just fucking batshit.

>> No.6846643

>>6845889
it really bothers me that she didn't take the time to pull her hair back with a hair band or something. wtf it make you look so messy

>> No.6847457

>>6846405
it's ridiculous. then she just what, records her talking as one long track? she needs to write a script and do retakes, and learn to use the "double speed" function

>> No.6847485

>>6845093
not much, most people took the bait but the thread stayed kind of boring.

if you want a good laugh, just go to their "what are you wearing today" thread and enjoy watching people that manage to look both more boring and worst dressed than your average pedestrian proudly post pics of their outfit

>> No.6847487

>>6846620
Yeah, the vegan hippies are among the batshit ones.

>> No.6848205

>>6846620
Fuck hippies, dumbest fucks alive.

>> No.6848271

>>6811826
i love you

>> No.6850034

>>6847485
>man wearing plain olive green jacket, plain black trousers and plain black backpack
>so many posts saying they love the 'colour statement'

what

>> No.6850059

>>6822808
Turmeric isn't TOO expensive, like a pound of it is around 18 bucks, but Saffron is worth more than gold per ounce.

>> No.6851398

>>6845889
It's her. It really is her.

I gotta admit I like her voice though

>> No.6851411
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6851411

>>6845889
she looks like a fucking ogre

>> No.6851434
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6851434

Every last thing on this website.

http://meowaboutcosplay.com/guides_tutorials.html

>mfw shitty cosplayers think they're qualified to make tutorials

>> No.6851831

>>6851434
> makes toile and pattern
> buys final fabric without doing layplan and costing
> "less than $6 for three yards of fabric, which I'm sure will be more than enough."
> "I'm sure will be more than enough"
> "The edges will need to be finished since this fabric seems to fray a little at the edges."

yes I'm mad

>> No.6856984

This thread is brilliant!

>> No.6857016

>>6819798
>Health Solution

...and this is for what?

>> No.6857085

>>6857016
see
>>6822564

>> No.6857109

>>6851434
i...
i'm kind of impressed with the beast cosplay

>> No.6857135

>>6851831
Why the hell does she make a seperate "skirt" part for the tunic shirt instead of making it one whole larger piece as it would have been done?

>> No.6857140
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6857140

>>6845920
yes

>> No.6857976

bump

>> No.6858003
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6858003

>>6857135
Because she has no idea what she's doing.

>> No.6858008
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6858008

>>6858003
What pisses me off the most are the gauntlets.

>> No.6858036

>>6858008
they're so baggy and sad

>> No.6858188
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6858188

>>6857109
I guess it's still better than this thing.
Not that it's saying much.

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6858202

>>6829695
Finally, something to pull this coord together!

>> No.6858207

>>6858003
What?
What?
Wat?
Srsly?
Beltloops on a tunic lol
Wut?

All of these wrongs

>> No.6858216

>>6858188
Oh Scrote-Beast.

I have missed you

>> No.6858229

>>6808868
There's going to be food coloring around her eyes for days. It stains like fuck.