/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>6818216
Haha. What an idiot, though.

what is this,
/v/?

I actually followed him on Tumblr after seeing him type what he did.
I don't even like homestuck, I just think that the fact that he is such a dick is hilarious.

Props to him, 10fold. He is fuckin FUNNY.

The person who started the post about him being a dick, and everyone else who is reblogging it, is also a dick. Seriously, he can do what he wants on his own blog and people can read his blog to determine if they want to follow him.

Bitches need to stop whiteknighting.

https://www.fa[bloopadoop]cebook.com/joey.eldridge.5

i don't get why everyone is shitting themselves over yet another mediocre homestuck cosplayer

tumblr, amirite

lol that thing is ugly.

so much secondhand embarrassment

>>6818216
What's funny is that I actually saw him this past Matsuri. The pool deck was actually a pretty chill place. Real talk.

Sage for unimportant nonsense.

That post made me giggle. Shitty Homestuck cosplayers being shitty.
I feel a little bad for the people he responded to.

The most ironic this is that he's cosplayed a non canon male Kanaya. I know he used to lurk the hsg threads too.

Dude got what he deserved. If you act like a asshole in one of the biggest most retarded fandoms, you should expect to get shit thrown at you. He doesn't like being called a faggot, but he doesn't mind throwing around the words whore and slut.

>>6818366
let's not forget cunt. and he doesn't mind saying all these things to young female cosplayers.

I thought this was a joke post. I was expecting to see "I'm in the top 10% of cosplayers!" or something like that.

>>6818569

>>6818570

>>6818571
It was really stupid to post all these on his page, because tumblr isn't totally full of a bunch of 14 year olds with free time who are easily offended when they are referred to as a bitch, slut or cunt.

when did Jake ever have a lime green feather down puff vest?

>>6818570
>I am young and cute and feminine looking
>feminine looking
uhhh......

>>6818569
>>6818570
>>6818571
>>6818572
Homestuck or not, this guy's attitude boils my veins.

>>6818638
I really really hope he's a mega troll. If not, then his ego is so bloated it's floated off to space.

>>6818572
>>6818569
>>6818570
>>6818571
oh god I'm fucking dying here

does anyone have the gif of michael jackson eating popcorn?

>>6818640
I sure hope so. I still find it unbelievable that people would go through lengths to get a rise out of people by trolling. It must be some sick thrill for them.

>>6818544
here u go anon

The irony is it's a pretty so-so costume, and he bangs on about being PERFECT IN EVERY WAY even though the kids have no canon race and stuff...? Oh, and he's neither feminine nor cute. Being an unattractive skinny fag =/= feminine or cute.

>>6818673
And isn't Jake supposed to be a little fluffier and super hairy? Don't remember him ever being feminine.

no guys he's totally canon look at how canon he is

>>6818674
This is the best thing I've seen all night. Props, anon.

>>6818674
Oh man. Thank you for this.

>>6818673
That's what I thought through the whole thing. He's not a decent Jake at all, the advantage he has to other Jakes is that he's got leg hair and is a guy.

>>6818632
Maybe he's using 'feminine' as slang for 'ugly as sin'?

lel how much of a fagot can one person be?

is he still shitting his pants from the thread before?

>>6818569
is he.... calling someone else a special snowflake??????????

this is the impression i am getting from him. that he thinks he's the prettiest man snowflake alive.

>>6818837
"I'm a special snow flake~ lol what are you, a special snow flake? Guess what, you totes aren't special~"

This is what I imagine lol.

HOLY SHIT.
SOME GUY WAS AN ASSHOLE...
ON THE INTERNET!?
NO WAAAAAAY

mfw all the attention whores trying to be goody goody and playing the dont bully card. Just going against popular opinion for the sake of being different wow so insightful qq.

>mfw people wonder why there's so much Homestruck hatred. It's cunts like this fag, and the fact they are really obnoxious at cons.

HONK HONK!

Fuck. You. I don't want to hear honking, or whatever cheer you have every 2 minutes.

>>6818840
we must be the same person cause that's how i imagined it, ~ and all. haha

Oh gosh, I met this guy at Onicon. Everyone was giving him so much attention, especially because he was with a genderbent Rose as well.

Honestly, I don't even think he's that attractive, like his face is pretty fucked up looking irl. His face is pretty feminine looking too actually, but not in a good way.

I really hope this douche isn't serious, there are much better Jakes out there, and a lot more attractive ones for sure.

>>6818900

Honestly if the dude is being serious and not trolling, its tumblr's fault. Tumblr's shitty low standards in cosplays made him think he's the best jake ever alive. Even the shittiest homestuck cosplayer always achives over 1k notes, and tons of messages saying "OH YOU'RE TOTALLY MY HEACANON /insert character here/" Its all their fault, so deal with it now.

Also like >>6818243 said. People o started that post and are reblogging it are as shitty as him. Is that how you deal with someone who's a douchebag with you? That's pretty immature also, you're not any better than him.

>>6818632

I know, he doesn't look cute or feminine at all.

>>6818632
>>6818926
He has a rat face imo

>>6818255
>go to his facebook
>just full of shitty selfies
>weird ass face morph shoops
>2 change.org petitions

well then

>>6818644
Got ya covered

Was he ever Eridan? I know a friend of mine has a gay, feminine Eridan cosplayer as a friend who looked sort of like this guy, but he seemed....fairly nice when I met him for a few seconds.

Hoping this dick (trolling or not) isn't connected it any way to friends.

This guy is a bit of a douche but if you're close to him, he gets really warm to you and is a sweetheart. He's kinda like a funny asshole type of friend really.

Anyways, apparently there is this girl he's fighting with who's photoshopping all of this to make him look bad. And this actually really plausible since the screenshots that anon's posting looks cut out and some of his responses look completely uncalled for.

Anyone else have evidence of this? Or know his actual tumblr so I could check it out myself?

>>6819299
His Tumblr URL is whatevachild.

>>6819299
P sure the asks are real.
Talked to some friends from his Homestuck community and he's just an attention seeking douche. He also apparently singles people out and does unflattering and mocking shoops of them.

>>6819405

http://whatevachild.tumblr.com/page/29

Scroll down to the middle. This is where it all started. The next 10 pages back are all full of asks and his full on aspie replies.

>>6819421
I think he's drunk when he's answering these comments because he's really not coherent in his thoughts.

Or he's just really, really slow.

Either way I'm concerned for the safety of those around him because this guy probably has a license and can drive.

im sorry, you must not know who i am.

im calliope. the cosplay elitist. and i dont have time for talk of cosplay that isn’t canon.

i cosplay hard. i cosplay with passion. and i cosplay correctly.

this is a passion. this is a talent. and this is something i do not have shit-head suggest for me to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it.

>>6819597
Shut the fuck up

http://whatevachild.tumblr.com/post/49548319168

he likes tosh.0 apparently. he posted an unpopular opinions video on youtube and linked it on tumblr.

>>6819665
This nigga got a rattail and he thinks he got a nerve to talk so much shit?

Lawl.

>>6819661
im sorry, you must not know who i am.

im joey, the pokemon elitest. and i dont have time for talk of pokemon that arent rattata.

i battle hard. i battle with passion, and i battle correctly.

this is a passion, this is a talent, and this somthing i do not have shit-heads suggest for me to “hey dude battle this gym leader” casually with no reasoning behind it.

>>6819704
>pokemon elitest
>not shorts elitest
you dun fucked up

>>6818903
>Onicon

This fuck is in my town/area? Are you serious? Fuck, tell me there's good ones here to counteract his stupid bullshit.

>>6819299
I don't care how sweet he may be to you, he's a little whiny entitled shit who's awful.

by this dude's logic, he can't do mecha: a big height difference. lol

go back to tumblr, no one cares, stop making posts about him torwaArti oratories

>>6819299
dude all of the asks are right on his tumblr plain as day.
none of this shit is shooped

He's already a meme. LOL.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-the-x-elitest

hes mediocre at best but honestly the reason why i kind of cared a bit about this is because its funny as FUCK

>>6819597
badge

>>6819676
I thought that was a head phone cord
LOL

He honestly doesn't even look that much like Jake. I feel like he got the jacket wrong (Jake's jacket has a distinct collar), and something about the shorts... they should be a LITTLE longer, IMO. And regardless, what's so special about buying some fucking shorts and a jacket online? I mean, I get that's a way to cosplay, and there's nothing inherently wrong with that, but don't make it sound like you're God's gift to conventions, christ.

http://whatevachild.tumblr.com/post/39890358114

>o

>>6821808
>http://whatevachild.tumblr.com/post/39890358114
>tryhard
Typical Tumblrfag, then.

>>6821760
That comment almost made me spit out my cereal

>>6821775

He claims he did a shit ton of modifications like being an XXXL puffy vest and "removing 90% of the fluff" and modifying it to fit him.

But then he also claims to have "bleached a brown shirt white" and something involving taking a waist length wig and fucking around with it for two weeks for Ed from Cowboy Bebop and considers eating a lot as part of his TOTES DEDICATED cosplay progress so...take that as you will.

>>6821853
>too much effort
Yeah... yeah, tryhard.

My main quip is that the kids in Homestuck aren't even hard.
Now if he did a badass cosplay of one of the difficult-trolls, maybe he'd have some room to talk.

>>6821861

Why do you think he's making up so much about how much work he actually did? Because deep down he knows that shit is easy peasy but doesn't have the skills to, you know, actually make something complicated. Probably why he got such an arrogant rage boner in the first place.

>>6819405
>>6820133
The dumbest part about all of this is that he clearly doing it for fucking attention. Which he now has, in addition to a shit ton of followers apparently.

>>6821869
They'll unfollow him after the drama dies down.
People love a good drama.

I just think it's really funny because I've hear /cgl/ say most of the stuff he said on a daily basis. /Cgl/ shares most of his opinions, you're just all ganging up on him because he said it unanonymously. I just love how hypocritical this board is.

>>6821976
ugh this

I don't understand tumblr and I don't understand homestuck.

I hate the fact that we can't talk about PT and our own board drama, but tumblr drama is okay.

>>6821979
this

>>6821979
Tumblr homestuck drama, of all things

>>6821979
Has PT even done anything new though, or are you still just making fun of old shit?

>>6821976
Which opinions?
I mean, /cgl/ does preach that cosplaying a character you resemble works best, but in the end, we'd choose a character we like.
Otherwise, /cgl/ prefers to buy something if you can rather than alter unnecessary things to make it look difficult.
You lost me on anything else.

>>6821979
Because, as far as I know, PT hasn't been doing much lately, and "board drama" is usually /soc/ tripfag crap that isn't cosplay or lolita relevant.

>>6819676
>rattail
that string of greasy hair on the right?
eww

>>6822135
I have no idea if she's done anything new. That's not the point. The point is that most threads with her picture get deleted, but this shit is still here. Hell, you're not really even allowed to talk about Chris-chan on /v/ anymore.

I don't give a fuck about your Homestuck drama, take it the fuck back to tumblr. We have enough of our own drama to deal with, and we're not even really allowed to talk about it.

>>6822135
>>6822144
She's even more delusional and desperate than ever.

>>6819676
Omfg.

>>6821979
Or Ashley. God i miss Ashley.

>>6822437
Just for you
danceintothemoonlight.tumblr.com/

why you so jelly of him getting attention, cgl?

>>6822518
he's just not that entertaining

>>6822179
I'm a little sad that after years of PT threads, the day the mod starts deleting her from he board is the day she FINALLY learned to set her twitter to private.

>>6822504
Christ, did she have to use a scrolling background.