/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Captcha 300 HandlGrb. Sounds like an act of providence to me.

I know I know dat jaw dat manface but still holy fuck DEM HIPS

>>6787174
Don't you fuck with me buddy.

>>6787175

not to mention ass

bringin back an oldie that turned into a complete milf.

Speaking of dat ass.

>>6787179
Does this bother you, anon?

>>6787188
That ass is almost completely flat, did you post the wrong picture?

>>6787179
Listen, I love sexy women in sexy cosplay. If you really want to make this thread in peace, you could take it to /s/

Just saying, when is it not worth the trouble anymore?

>>6787186
Almost as much as the rug burn I'm still nursing after plowing your sister.

>>6787194
Yes yes I did.

>>6787196
No.

>>6787197
lol Nice comeback. Are you 12?

Moar Lindze

Captcha tecriple years.

>>6787207
I'm about to turn left and get back to posting in my thread. I recommend you duck so I don't hit you with my dick.

>>6787218
Keep on being mad.

>>6787233

Ain't even mad bro. All you're doing is making thread #3 come that much sooner.

Anyway, time for breakfast. I'll be back to dump more sexy men in a bit.

>>6787233
>Shaker bottle holster
Oh god I just died from humor

Alright seagulls I'm off to work so this thread is in your hands.

Unless you wanna be playing fag tag with trolls all day long I suggest you get cracking.

>>6787265
>Alright seagulls I'm off to work so this thread is in your hands.
No problem.

You say fap, I say inspiration to get off my ass.
The more under/side boob the better.

>>6787181
Not saying she doesn't have an awesome ass, but in that particular pic it's so godamn photoshopped I can't even...

As I bisexual female, these "gender wars" amuse me.

But you men sure are ridiculous. You're in a board where the majority of the population is female and you complain about guys on a fap thread? Really? How entitled can you be?

>>6787281
60% male.
40% female.

>Expecting a woman not to fail at maths.

>>6787291
So where did you get those numbers?

>>6787276
Post more of ash! hahaha

>>6787302
Oh sweet baby Jesus the girl on the right is perf.

>>6787291
>60%male
So THAT explains why we have so many make-up and girly fashion threads.
From what part of your ass did you pull those numbers from?

>>6787315
cis scum

so 'women' are only allowed to take part in them?

>>6787281
>>6787315
Shut up and fap or schilck

>>6787336
gb2tumblr

>>6787344
fite me irl kunt

>>6787338

fap fap fap

>>6787344
You mean like your tumblr page?
Just kidding. Let's not ruin this thread.

>>6787294
>>6787315
Last survey thread.

If you weren't complete newfags, you'd also notice how there's almost more than half posters in suggestion threads male (and ugly and never seen before).

>>6787303
I'm trying to find more pictures, hold on.

>>6787397
>survey thread
Welp

>>6787397
Even if that was an accurate method of determining the population of the board(it's not) then that would mean that the men were satisfied with the content of the board and this >>6787146 is really stupid.

I like this all-inclusive fap thread trend going on.

Shine on, you crazy diamonds

>>6787397
I wear you're the same anon every time pushing that shame of a survey and acting as if everything about it was absolute truth. It was fucked up after the first five minutes it was posted. Every survey is.
I know because I lied on it. God you're an idiot.

>>6787440
*swear
*sham
Autocorrect you have failed me.

>>6787440
"i lied on it so everybody else must have hur"

ambulocetus pls

>>6787420
Jesus I love underboob.

>>6787450
>Implying making shit up isn't the best part of 4chan

>>6787380
>>6787382

How can someone get that fat?

>>6787450
You obviously weren't paying attention to it. How it skyrocketed in a matter of seconds with selections like "I'm male, I don't cosplay and I'm only here for the drama."

>>6787465
i'm all three of those things

>>6787465
>I'm male, I don't cosplay and I'm only here for the drama.
>here for the drama
> the drama
> drama

>>6787475
Point?
>>6787213
Noooiiice

>>6787367
I'm going to suffocate you with my boobs faggot

>>6787487

as long as you do it before they get chopped off

>>6787488
Strawberry panties. Unf.

>>6787489

>>6787487

i think I have some ancient /cgl/ selfposts from you, i wont post em though.

>>6787504
She already posts her tits/cleavage on her tumblr page. she's played with dildos on cglchat. She doesn't care, do it.

>>6787493
Goddammit are you the boob anon on my tumblr? I'll gladly put my right breast on your slobbery face so you can get mouth sores from my festering boob wound.

>>6787504
Thank you kind anon.

>>6787272
Hey. I party with them at AX. They're fun as fuck.

Somebody requested underboob?

>>6787528
What other cosplays have they done?

Time for breakfast brb

>>6787532
They've done some LoL cosplay. The Mario makes a rockin' Lee Sin, Toad goes as Amumu, someone from their group rocked an Alistar costume... I think it was the Luigi.

But anyway, they're legit one of the greatest groups of people I've ever met.

>>6787225
what if zelda was a boy

>>6787380
>>6787382

I think she's cute.

>>6787459
She gets paid to be fat, and paid to eat more and get fatter.

>>6787516
>catwoman
SPOILED IT
SPOILED IT

>>6787580

That's actually kinda impressive.

>>6787499
>Muscle Layton
I swear to god, he wears the same fucking costume every year, and he does the same fucking pose for every picture

>>6787380
>>6787382
Ah, she's one of those lucky girls who can get incredibly fat and still have a cute face.

She still really shouldn't be showing off her gut like that.

>>6787682
She's a fat fetish model, those pics were probably for her fans.

>>6787693
This.

She's well known on /b/.

Her name is Peach-chan

>>6787722
>Peach-chan
>not Pear-chan
>Not Beccabae

>>6787764
Fuck sorry. Early in the morning, can't tell the difference between my fruits.

I knew it started with a p, but was too lazy to google.

>>6787682
She gets paid a lot of money to dress like that. Chubby chasers love her.

I really don't get it though. She has a beautiful face, and could probably make just as much money if she modeled with a thinner figure, even if she were still kinda fat. So, why be morbidly obese? It must take her 3 years just to walk up a flight of stairs, not to mention it'll shorten her life significantly.

>>6787784
I think some of her fans are the kind who get off harder the bigger the woman is. She looks like she's gained weight in recent years. And I think she's into being fat as well.

>>6787799
As long as she's happy with it I guess.

>>6787799
Yeah, man. If I could get paid to sit on my ass and eat, I wouldn't care how I looked either. I'd only care how that fucking delicious double chocolate cheesecake looks shoved down my throat.

>>6787809
Being that obese has to be hella uncomfortable though. Imagine how fun life would be if both of your legs weighed close to a hundred pounds each.

Does anyone know how much she weighs anyway?

>>6787175

Her hips look like they've popped out of their socket.

Also this thread is just going to get derailed by jealous hambeasts posting stereotypically muscly guys because they hate the fact guys are posting hot girls and they want to make them jealous.

It's the old 'Pull their hair and act mean if you like them' school mentality.

>>6787820
I think it's more trolling than anything.

OP is a huge faggot for saying that all people who post men in fap threads are feminists. He's obviously the jealous hambeast because he's so upset that cosplayers like looking at men who are 1000x hotter than he is.

>>6787825

No offense but your two statements are completely unrelated.

There's already a male fap thread, so there's no reason for women (or men) to be posting men in them.

I'd say the reaction definitely seems to be a female one. They always come across as butthurt in these threads.

>>6787835

Frankly I don't see why there should be fap threads of any gender on a worksafe board...

>>6787835
Hi OP. How does it feel being an obese omega male?

>>6787596
Omg, is that the Dark Goddess Luna (Althena) from Lunar?

>>6787844
Worksafe on 4chan just means no naughty bits.

>>6787850
Here breasts look like steamed pork buns and its making me hungry.

>>6787850

>Fags and femenists tried to ruin the last one

The only thing that ruined the last thread was a paranoid lunatic who hallucinated that an army of crazed feminists was out to get him, based on someone telling him it's generally considered impolite to tell strangers you fap to them. From this he deduced that a vast neofeminist conspiracy had taken over the board and began ranting and raving against people who didn't exist.

I'm assuming that's you, OP, since you took the time to point it out.

>>6788094
>how do I blue board

>>6788097
The feminist rally is over there.

>>6788090
lol

>>6788102
>can't WS board
>b-b-but muh dick

I don't fucking want this thread to be deleted, that's all, you fucktard.

Okay, since the feminist trolls want to spam guys, I guess it's time to spam the girls in the male thread to make it even.

>>6788132
Someone should tell these guys about squats.

>>6788122
Relax, fuckface, there's plenty of breasts in here. Jesus Christ, the men that come here are fucking fat little brats.


I FUCKING SEE YOU, /fit/.

>>6788090
>based on someone telling him it's generally considered impolite to tell strangers you fap to them.

What a moron. Who would go into a fap thread and then complain people are fapping?

This shit just aint logical.

>>6788203
IDK, man. Reading anything OP said was painful.

>>6788140
ive actually never seen a hot vash before
gotdamn

>>6787960

Not OP.

And saying shit like 'Alpha' 'Beta' or whatever just makes you sound like a circa 2008 /b/tard, which is inherently worse than a Circa 2006 /b/tard (And those guys are pretty bad).

But yeah, loads of secondhand embarrassment from your post. I feel kinda sorry for you.

I can't be the only one that's enjoying this mixed thread. Nothing wrong with liking both.

>>6788199
>spamming a fap thread with guys out of feminism outrage

Pot. Kettle. Black.

>>6788235
>says he's not OP
>doesn't deny being obese omega
well at least you're honest

>>6788246

I'm not obese and I'm not 'omega'.

Please stop saying 'omega', it's not even funny ironically.

This is exactly what I mean about coming across as flustered and butthurt in all of your posts. You're not really going to make a relevant point with that attitude, and I don't really care who called who feminists or whatever.

honestly OP this thread was doomed from the first post. you drew attention to it and this stupid shit started all over again.

>>6788203
>Who would go into a fap thread and then complain people are fapping?
that wasn't the original complain
here's how it went

>>6785383
>Is it wrong if I fap to moe girls with pictures of just their face?

>>6785500
>it's creepy if the person who you're fapping to knows it, as long as you keep it for yourself it's ok-
I mean imagine if you posted a picture of yourself and later read comments about anons fapping to you or saying what they would do to you sexually, some people might like it but there are also many people who don't want to know that.

>>6785507
>gtfo feminist. You should be proud that someone is fapping to you.

Disgusting barafags ruined the thread.

Muscles are not attractive. Cut that shit out. Steroids are bad for your balls and brain.

>>6788282
No one was even mentioning telling a person they were fapping to them. The feminist just brought that up out of the blue out of some preemptive caution against men.

>JUST REMEMBER YOU HAVE TO RESPECT WOMEN AND KEEP YOUR SEXUALITY TO YOURSELF!

>>6787146
I like fap threads, I scroll past the images of the gender I don't fap to.

But you, OP, piss me off. Your thread is obnoxious, YOU killed this thread.

>>6787960
Wtf is an omega male? I've heard of alpha and beta.

>>6788307
>If a man says something obnoxious to me then it's his fault for me sabotaging his thread. He brought it on himself! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!

Gotta love female accountability.

>>6788292
there is no one using steroids in any of these pics you pyscho. It's called working out, go to /fit and get educated.

>>6788307
I'm not a female tryhard.

>>6788317
lol how do you know none of them use steroids? Do you know them all personally?

Getting big and muscular takes more than just working out. You gotta have the right supplement regiment too.

>>6788312
I think it's that super villain that fights wolverine.

>>6788292
Actually, AAS pose relatively little risk compared to what Utah shells out annually. Deaths from AAS number in the teens; whereas supplements cause all sorts of health or medical issues annually.

Any risks associated with AAS can be avoided providing you: are healthy to begin with, do your research and follow dosing procedures properly on and off cycle.

Increased blood pressure, thinning of hair, and decrease in the size of testicles are all symptoms while on cycle; none of these persist off cycle.

Anger issues cannot even claimed as a true side effect as studies are inconclusive (correlation =/= causation).

Zyzz's death as a result of steroids is mute, as he poured a cocktail of chemicals including amphetamines into his body daily.

tl;dr muscles are sexy, I'm a beast.

>>6788311
I'm not a female, but thanks for trying. You're why men are seen as morons, thanks "bro."

>>6788327
Red Dickies confirmed for on the 'roids.

Enjoy your female testosterone levels at 30.

>>6788282

Yes, I agree with >>6788298

Particlarly:

>No one was even mentioning telling a person they were fapping to them. The feminist just brought that up out of the blue out of some preemptive caution against men.


I'm pretty sure the 'Is it wrong if I fap to ______' is a rhetorical question on 4chan, it didn't need a serious answer and it certainly has nothing to do with 'Someone might find that creepy so don't do it!'.

It was very much out of the blue. I'm not sure how that constitutes the girl being a feminist, but it's a silly comment to make in a fap thread.

>>6788325
do you even lift? or go to the gym? because they look pretty standard ottermode. They aren't huge, they're just guys who work out. That's what a non-couch potato looks like.

In fact I'd be more concerned about them not pounding enough calories because they aren't carrying enough weight for how much they're clearly working out. 'roids also add bulk all over, not lean muscle like the ones in this thread have.

>>6788347
naive anon is naive.

Even water polo players in high school commonly use steroids. It's not just for Mr. Universe contestants.

>>6788347
>they aren't carrying enough weight for how much they're clearly working out

Looks pretty standard to me. Why do they need to be bigger?

Anyway I think this whole muscles vs flab thing is stupid. There are all types of characters, if you mainly cosplay the young shounen types it doesn't make any sense to be ripped, you want to look a little bit slim, it's part of the appeal. And let's face it, not everyone has the time/interest in going to the gym to 'work out'.

There are fat people who thin people can't cosplay successfully either.

>>6788338
Basically, in this case "feminist" is a buzzword used by idiots that means "woman that disagrees with me"
Even if the person saying "don't just go up to cosplayers and say you'll masturbate to them later" is a man they become a woman in this case because no "real man" would ever care about not being a goddamn creep.

Yes I've jerked it to cosplayers but I'm not stupid enough to TELL SAID COSPLAYERS THAT.

>>6788362

But nobody was telling a cosplayer that. It was just a rhetorical question in a thread.

I don't understand why the following poster had to nanny them and tell them the wrongs and rights of society.

Ultimately, if they want to tell you they are fapping to you - that's up to them. It's free speech and they are allowed to say that if they want. They are responsible for their own actions and it does not warrant a male or female telling them what they should and shouldn't do.

>>6788362
>Yes I've jerked it to cosplayers but I'm not stupid enough to TELL SAID COSPLAYERS THAT.

And who ever said they did? They didn't. The feminist just wanted to throw that out there out of offense that someone was mentioning jerking off to someone's face.

>>6788352
Look, how many pro and semi pro as well as casual athletes do you know? Because I live in Denver where we have a stupid number of fit people and athletes, and they don't use roids.
This isn't just opinion either, you can google Colorado athletes or fitness records and see that we don't 'roid as a general rule.

We binge drink though, that shit is totally true (google that too).

>>6788387
So because your buddies in Denver don't use steroids that means no one does. Awesome logic.

And there is no such thing as state "fitness records" that tell you who uses steroids. That's just silly. Though if there was, yes, you can bet many people in Colorado use steroids. Same as anywhere else.

>>6788387

Not that guy but steroids get used a LOT. There have been so many scandals throughout the years in every country all over the world. Steroids and other variants that are made to pass various drug tests are an easy way to a buff body.

I replaced a wireless repeater in a gym and got asked if I was looking for any steroids, it was pretty obvious I wasn't there to work out, but a lot of these guys are so dosed up on testosterone jabs that make them pushier than a fucking cokehead.

Even the military get given steroids and amphetamines among others before they're sent onto the field.

>>6788394
because you don't know how to use google make you right?

Actually there are, you can search events, test results, athletes and where they live. That's the round about way. Runners World has run articles on steroid use and which regions and sports it's most prevalent in. Rock and Ice has as well.
You know nothing of the Rado if you think you are right. Haven't you heard about the green-ass-hippies of Boulder?

>>6788397
You should've lifted while you were there.

>>6788407

Once again, there are a lot of drugs that get synthesized that pass these tests.

>>6788413

Why would I do that?

>>6788419
>why would I take the time to improve myself

Nah, you're perfect anon. It's why I chose you.

>>6788419
It's a point that you have for sure.

But the difference really could be the reason people work out in Colorado vs. elsehwere. First nearly EVERYONE works out in some way or another. Also most of the athletes are hikers, runners, paddlers, cyclists (use painkillers I know), and climbers. Runners/climbers aren't trying to get huge. Maybe it's less of an issue here because figuring out how to increase lung capacity is more important than increasing muscle.

>>6788427

I don't think having big muscles is going to improve myself. I don't think it would even open up any cosplay opportunities for me.

>>6788427
So if a person goes into a gym for any reason, even if its to repair something, they need to grab a bench and start lifting.

Thinking isn't your strong suit, is it?

>>6787234
Creepy

>>6788448
I don't know, makes sense to me.

I'd say our Red is a genius.

>>6787547
Where'd his nipple go?

I just wanted to fap.
Goddamn it.

>>>/d/
>>>/gif/
>>>/h/
>>>/s/
>>>/hm/
>>>/hc/
>>>/soc/

>>6787263
Ha, I have the same cheapo corset.

>>6788102

Is she the firefox?

>>6787764
That's not Pear-chan! She has a way hotter face. Anyone have that pic of her in those stripey PJs?

>>6791403
It's her, with different angles and different makeup.

>>6791179
You forgot /cgl/. You know, the cosplay board.