/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Something a bit different.

>>6767950
From a previous thread.

And the reining champion of utter unphotoshoppability.

Repostan some of mine from an old thread.

>>6767979

>>6767984

>>6767981

>>6767984
>>6767987
They look like before and after pics in those Pro-Activ ads

meh, she still looks kinda wonky

>>6767981
made the eyes too big, but other than that, p. good shoop

>>6767999
That's not a coincidence.
They shoop the fuck out of pictures in those ads. A lot of times they take both pictures at the same time.
They just put the 'before' one under harsh lighting that makes it stand out, then put the 'after' under subtly more favorable lighting and shoop the fuck out of it.

>>6767966
da fuq

that was really difficult.

I'm gonna work on getting so hair on her now.

>>6768102
I know this isn't the point of this thread, but...

Requesting a version with a fu manchu! A really long one!

>>6768102
Well you probably did amongst the best jobs so far. I don't know what it is about her face, she's lie the Everest of photoshop.

>>6767964

why are her irises squished

>>6768156
yeah, she looks like a young cute asian girl now. before she looked like an old Samoan crackwhore.

>>6767963
reposting edit from old thread

>>6767979
another repost edit

>>6767966
I hate this girl due to how much time I spent on her in a previous thread.

>>6767963
I'm not exactly what you would call decent at this.

>>6767984
I tried.

>>6767966
A shoop thread you say?

It's a lazy shoop, but it's passable at least.

>>6767963

Here's my attempt. Tried to fix her nose but it just came out wonky. Hard to fix purely on XiuXiu though.

>>6767963
kinda gave up on the last one haha

>>6768404
Wow, this one is good!

>>6768449
Thanks! The skin's a bit plasticky/splotchy, but I'm sure you all get the general idea. I thought I might 'fix' her nose but really I couldn't imagine anything that might suit her face more, though I suppose I could bring the tip down a touch. Regardless, my hand's too sore to keep working tonight.

Here's another from a previous thread.

>>6768563

>>6767964

Florence looks 20-something one moment and then 40 the next.

Please Photoshop

>>6767964
Quick & dirty meitu.

>>6769336
>Wanting to change anything about Willem Dafoe's perfect face
You gay?

>>6767979
This girl actually has a really interesting face. Like it's not really conventionally beautiful, but if she could get that acne cleared up and with the right makeup she'd look like an elf or fairy or something.

>>6769462
Agreed. Have you ever seen Boondock Saints?
He's pretty good in drag too.

Did this one last thread.

/cgl/, I challenge you!

Normal mode: Cleaned up.
Hard mode: Cleaned up, given a neatly-trimmed goatee.
Impossible mode: Made into a convincing and pretty girl.

Anyone who succeeds will have my undying admiration.

>>6769336
>Please Photoshop
OK

>>6769581
KAWAII DESU

>>6769581
I've seen her before.

>>6769581
Just the hair, looks too crispy to be Rin.

>>6769639
Nah, looks just like her.

I still want to see kawaii girl Danny Trejo.

>>6767966

>>6769577
High res pic plz

>>6769668
That was the highest resolution front-facing picture I could actually find.
Apparently Danny Trejo is a hard man to pin down.

>>6769674

>>6767963
wow i tried

>>6769687
ladies.... please, one at a time.

>>6769687
"pon pon fuck my butt"
-danny trejo

>>6769687
He cannot be saved.

>>6769687
i give up

>>6767966

>>6769795
>>6769784
>>6769754
>>6769729
>>6769687

I KNEW IT!
Nobody can shoop Trejo.

He is Unshoopable.

I have another idea, too. Anyone want another hard one?

>>6769843
yes pl0x

captcha: tRepost another

YOU HEARD IT
LISTEN TO YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR INGLIP

>>6769843
Yes, I want another one. But I"M NOT DONE WITH TREJO YET

MACHETE DON'T TEXT

>>6769687

>>6769874
Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

Challenge #2:
Nathan Fillion as a convincingly female loli.
Points will be deducted if there are no head accessories.

>>6769687
This was way too fun.

DARKNESS

>>6769927
Another winner!

Jeez, I need to think about offering prizes for these. Maybe I could set up some kind of donation pool and we could make this a regular thing.

>>6769891
Lord. Well, I'm lucky you can't be arrested for criminal abuse of Liquify.

I used to work with this dude. Every day is an adventure when you're working a shitty job with an unwashed weeaboo.

>>6769991
if he loses the zits he'll be the most perfect bolin

>>6769891
Am I kawaii, Senpai?

>>6770005
>>6769962
Yeah, this definitely has to be a regular thing, with prizes.
I don't actually have enough money to finance them myself, though. Think that people would donate if there was a thing for that? A paypal address or a bitcoin link or whatever?

Did this using my phone's meitu app. This app can't get rid of the double chin lines, which kind of sucks.

>>6770954
what... what have you done

>>6770962

Forgive me anon for I have sinned

>>6770954

Oh my god she became kawaii uguu.

That face will be in my nightmares tonight.

>>6769962
I literally couldn't stop laughing for like five minutes and now my face hurts. Are you happy now?

>>6770075
Can't we just leave it as being for giggles? If there's money involved then someone would have to manage it and honestly that's a recipe for disaster.

>>6771191
I don't know, I think it'd be a fun way for people to afford things they might not otherwise be able to.

>>6771162
Have you ever seen those websites that "professionally" photoshop headshots for kids' beauty pageants?

Google it. Never sleep again.

>>6771243
ihateyou

>>6771243
I don't... I don't...
I can't even bring myself to Google it.
I have enough problems with my fellow man as a neurotic avoidant. I don't want to make it worse.

>>6767964
I didn't do so well on the lips, but I think the eyes came out pretty good.

ITT: insecure people

>>6771703
Not even, dude.

Did you even look at the thread?

>>6771703
Nah, I know I'm a fugly dude in a thread full of catty girls.
I just enjoy goofy shoops of Nathan Fillion with kawaii uguu eyes.

>>6771699
Going to have to disagree. I like the lips a lot and much more than the eyes, it looks like you just copy pasted one over and made it crooked.

>>6771854

By the gods

>>6771854
If it weren't for those odd sideburns... actually, even with those odd sideburns, this is pretty passable.

Uploaded the wrong version before.

>>6772289

>>6771854
God damn, that's quality work.

>>6768403
eyebrows were fine before, the shopped ones look like trailer trash shit.

It's small but someone save me

>>6772760
You're just really plain-looking. You can easily change that.

This was actually a lot of fun.

>>6772762
Advice?

>>6772760
u look pretty qt to me, what's the problem?

There needs to be more men shopping up in this thread

do it

>>6768040
The eyes don't look any bigger than the before.

>>6772972
...yup

>>6772732
Saoirse Ronan?

>>6767966
Gave it a try

Can you fix her nose?

>>6769577

Impossible mode challenge accepted!

...Does it count if I pretty much had to completely repaint his skin and destroy his shirt?

>>6773298
Burn Victim

>>6773317

Yeah, I just got tired of painting and didn't want to spend like two hours on it.

>>6773257
What's wrong with her nose?

>>6773084
HA

>>6769577
Only so much can be done
:I

i found these earlier

>>6773899
Are you trying to get the thread deleted or something? We get it, she shoops herself.

not even good lighting csn make your eyes bigger and chin smsllet ladies

>>6773915
it's photoshop

use it as a guide to improve your shoops

don't blur skin and use hair/pose/lighting to your advantage

>>6773911
well yes and no, lighting and angle can make them appear larger because it's a flat image

that said, kooter is all shoop

>>6773084
I didn't know who that was, after googling it, I have to agree it kind of looks like her.Didn't mean to do that, lol.

>>6773915
No kidding. Back on topic now. Here's a ver small shoop.

>>6773929
a flat image will widen features not enlarge them. But kooter knows she looks like an ordinary square faced, almond eyed girl. She's so plain in person it completely negates her image.

not sure this is as much shoop as kooter does but I tried.

>>6773899
go back to PULL you fat cunt

>>6773976
sorry

wut

>>6773996
Kota fanboys are out tonight.
There is a really big one on r9k right now.

>>6773976
i didn't know kooter was in here

well hello there, how's the shory stubby torso youve got looking?

Fat can be lost but you short stubby torso and vile personality will stay with you 4ever

You're the only ugly cunt here

>>6774007

Jesus this is pathetic.
Even I agree with her, take your jelly bullshit to fucking PULL, nobody gives a fuck here.

>INB4 HURGHHHH KOTEX ERMEHGERD LURL

>>6774016
It wouldn't be surprising if this was Kiki or Cathy though because they are online 24/7

>>6774016
what's pull

>>6774016
>go away kooter i could find pics of your wide ass torso in a millisecond

Mhmhm

Learn from herrr liessss
if she can make her sour mug attractive so can you non sourfaced girls

>>6774029

Try again, I'm typing this from the UK.
You are this paranoid, really?

>>6774033
Oh okay, i totally believe you

>>6774031
pretty ugly little liars
It's a site that loves dramu and I from what I've heard, they get extremely creepy about the person they're feeding off of.

>>6774043

This is just sad.
As much as I dislike the girl myself, do you seriously think she's sitting on her laptop on 4chan at home whilst in Japan? She's probably out for fucking drinks or some shit.

This is why I left PULL, the members are all fucking crazy-paranoid schizophrenics who if you disagree with them will begin screaming "O HAI CATHY I CAN TOTALLY SEE DAT IS U".

>>6774074

They do. I used to be a regular member but they take it too far, like to the point of being like "omg, did you see that bitches eyebrows? Her eyebrows are so fucking fat lawl".

>>6774096
>This is why I left PULL, the members are all fucking crazy-paranoid schizophrenics who if you disagree with them will begin screaming "O HAI CATHY I CAN TOTALLY SEE DAT IS U".

>implying cgl doesn't do this constantly

(I have no opinion in this conversation otherwise/don't follow dakota drama, but just sayin')

>>6774096
From what I understand there is clause in her contract that she can't party or smoke or drink.

Those bitches over at Pull kiss her flat ass way more than they bash it. I can only stand to read their bullshit at 3 am when I cant sleep..

>>6774096
I don't think this is Dakota. But it could easily be Kiki or Cathy. Those bitches are cray-zee

>>6774124

You can only speculate on that unless you've actually SEEN her contract. From what I know Dakota already smokes weed and drinks. I don't think a little contract is going to get in the way of that.

>>6774132

Jesus fucking christ, I'm spoony okay.
Fuck.
You bitches are cray.

>>6774096
>She's probably out for fucking drinks or some shit.
But anon, drinks have calories and that scares the shit out of anyone that wants to maintain anorexic-tier thinness.

And smoking just ain't kawaii.

>>6774136
>already smokes weed and drinks

so she's a female btard?

Where is she getting weed in bukkakeland? Where is she getting monies to party and crap there?

>>6774136
One conversation with Charms about having alcohol and one video of Dakota looking stoned when she was younger does not give enough evidence that she smokes weed and drinks. Unless....you have other evidence anon?

>>6774142
HAHAHAH

>>6774142
Still obsessed with Dakota i see

>>6774139
>implying Dakota is anorexic-tier thin

>>6774152

Demo, I'm actually Cathy Anon.
Don't you believe meeee?

>>6774142
I wish Spoony would drop off the face if the earth. She brings shame to humanity.

>>6774158

Tomodachii 4eva <3

>>6774157
I believe you Cathy <3

>>6774161

I tried.
Looks funky, but I think still nicer than it was.

>>6774181
I don't even care that it's kind of bad. I'm relieved to see things back on topic. Bless you, anon.

>>6774203
It honestly isn't even that bad. But yes I think we are all relieved to be back on topic.

>>6773922
>implying kootie's shoops are convincing to anyone with out a dick.

>>6774207
Yeeeeah the hair was more of an after thought, I'd never tried adding in hair before.
Probably should practice it more.

>>6773298
>>6773317
>>6773350
Normally I'd say "no" but... the sheer amount of effort at play here makes this awesome.

Also, you're a pretty good painter in general. Got a gallery somewhere online?

Also, someone shoop this to be kawaii.

>>6774139
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how kawaii I am.

>>6769687

>>6775278

>>6775278
+10 internets for you. Still laughing.

>>6769927
Gollum

>>6767963
what do you guys think

>>6775473
Looks like one of those child star shoops.

>>6775486
" child star shoops "
what

>>6775498
http://izismile.com/2009/10/27/creepiest_iprofessionally_retouched_photos_of_children_80_pics.html

>>6775473
the makeup is unnecessary.

>>6775501
oh...

>>6775508
It was funny anon, don't feel bad.

>>6769577

I saved our kawaii elf goddess!

>>6775501

Those are pretty bad examples, but hyper-shopped images are pretty standard for Full Glitz pageants. My photos were always taken with all of my stuff on so only minimal shopping was required. Sure it's tougher to persuade the kid to cooperate, but my photos with all the hairpieces, make-up and flipper etc. on always looked so much better than photos that were 90% shop.

>>6769577
A-am I pretty guise

>>6776846
Linked wrong one sorry ;_;

>>6769687

>>6768403
I actually preferred her eyebrows from before

I don't even know.

>>6769492

I agree. She has a great look for mori, otome, anything otherworldish and fairy like.

>>6778183
Why'd you turn her into a lumpy dude?

>>6767963
Did my best...

>>6778413
I'm a dumb fuck...

>>6778183
You ruined her, what the fuck?!

>>6778183
>turning girls into fakebois

Get out.

>>6778416
I like how you used the acne scars as blush.

can you do something for my brother ?

>>6767963
shoop'd

>>6778183
dear lord wat

>>6778606

>>6767984
Shitty job.. but whatever.

>>6775527
Jesus christ.
N-not gonna lie, I'd hit it.

You've done the impossible.

>>6778748
Cheek bones are too big. Looks her head is swollen.

>>6773257
nose is cute as it is, don't be so self conscious

You fuckers are talentless and terrible.

>>6778369
> Dem legs
Lol I think you forgot something.

>>6769687
Of course my tablet and editing want to be cock suckers when I try this...

someone post cosplay pics to shoop, I want to shoop them

someone post cosplay pics; I want to shoop them

jesus christ what the fuck id wrong with this board

>>6780649

no more shops?

I...I tried.

this is the before
will post my after, and please I wanna see more people shoop it.

>>6786617

derped it up a bit

>>6788747
They're both terrifying.

>>6780649

>>6788905
>Top head too large
>Wtf eyes
>Huge lips
>The waist does not go there
You tried.Shrink down the top of her head or something, and move the waist up / slim the hips down.

>>6788952
Sorry, I wasn't aware that the shoop' police was going to be there, I'll try to meet your exact expectations the next time.

>>6788747
>Tfw I have a face that looks like that without makeup.

>>6788958
The only way to properly shoop Tunamelt-chan is to mosaic the entire photo.

>>6775501
Pic 64 doesn't have a goddamn thing wrong with it, that girl is absolutely gorgeous. Why'd they have to mess with it?

>>6772785
do literally nothing

you dont look plain, you look innocent

you are seriously tHE CUTEST FRICKIN THING

>>6789348
Oh look she got what she was fishing for.

>>6789362
hey there anon, you don't have to be passive-aggressive

everybody deserves to feel special, even if they fish for compliments on a regular basis

it makes me happy to make other people happy, whether they get it often or not!

>>6789404
You were a bit quick to pull the passive aggressive card.
I just liked the fact that the thread moved on rather quickly and politely instead of focusing on a off topic attention seeking post. But, someone had to dig it up just to add a vain comment when the thread had long moved on.

I tried, but she kinda looks more manly now. If a little more elegant.

>>6789348

Please fuck off with your Tumblr typing bullshit. It is painfully obvious that you "messed up" your caps in an effort to look ~frantic~ and ~excited~ and ~what is air~.

Type properly. There are no notes to be gained here with that bullshit.

>>6767979
A lazy shoop.

>>6792282
Someone should show the real girl this just to give her a vision of what she could look like if she fixed that.

>>6792287
I'm not sure she'd appreciate the alteration of her nose, hahah.

Gonna dump some pictures I've edited.

>>6772775

You made her Mexican?

Sadly I gave Zuckerberg plastic skin. :/

>>6769278
H-holy shit

>>6769666
>eye makeup on the very last step

>>6778183
I, uh, I kinda like that

>>6789239
because any person involved in those pageants is BATSHIT INSANE

Spent far too long on this. Could still spent more on it trying to fix under her arm, and along her cheek and jaw. But oh well.

Did this a while back.
Sometimes less is more.

>>6792354
If she was thin and fixed the bags under her eyes she could actually be really pretty. This pretty much shows what she'd look like normal and it's very well done!

>>6792343

Not really. I'm an ex-pageant child and I can assure you, it's not all like you see on TV. There are a lot of perfectly sane people with healthy relationships with their kids on the circuit. Of course, showing you the sane people doesn't make good TV, so you never see them.

>>6792287

She's working on fixing it, afaik. I've seen her in the Tumblr acne tag before, which is where I lift my pictures from to shop them.

>>6768563
>>6769278
>>6772289
>>6772732

We've seen these pics times like 20 times already. It would be nice to see some new shoops not always the same persons reposting their mediocre stuff again and again.

also bump for new shoops

I challenge anyone to make this ancient picture kawaii, I saved it as a practice and I just can't get it to look good. At all. It's not able to be cute.

Tend to avoid these threads since it turns to shit a lot...but here is a photo to shoop

>>6792712
Is that a trap?

>>6792717
Not sure

I kinda...over plastic surgeried and slightly gyaru'd her.

>>6792738
What the fuck? She looks like her face is melting.

>>6792738
Hideous. 9/10

>>6792745
I did say I'd over plastic surgeried her, she looks like the protege of Jackie Stallone

>>6792712

>>6772760
i think you're actually really cute

someone save me?

>>6792862
Is this any good?

>>6792862
this girl needs bangs, have terribad meitu'd ones.

>>6792712

>>6792464
Dude, it's just bumping the thread. Pull the stick out of your ass.

how did I do, guys?

>>6792413
this is fucking gorgeous, by the way.
the skyline looks like you cut it straight out of the anime opening credits or something

>>6792937
Another moron that doesn't know how to photoshop and just draws makeup on the face. Fuck off.

>>6792949
it's really hard to resist when you take this shit into meitu. they have so many stickers.
why so rude, seagull? which one's yours?

also 'nother quick one.

>>6792949
Wow wow wow, calm the fuck down.

>>6792949
Dude what's your deal? No one here's even claimed to be good at this shit, we're just having fun. Post your shit, O Photoshop God, show us the error of our ways.

>>6793000
p.s. I am not photoshop god, I was just passing through, sorry to interrupt.

>>6767964
mind you, I would still think Florence Welch was a total fox even if she looked like a 60-year-old hag.
but this is a rough edit.
how did her irises get so squooshed in this 'before'...?

>>6793001
No, you are certainly not. Continue passing through, you have no grounds for shit talking.

>>6793010
man, is it really that hard for you to be civil to total strangers? learn some restraint. just because you're anonymous doesn't mean you have to go out of your way to be a cunt.

annnd back on topic.
the before was already edited, but badly.

>>6793528
I am >>6793010, and I was responding to the person who was being a cunt to everyone else.

>>6768269

oh god can i just stop wearing make up and stop going outside so people think i look like this all the time sweet lord

>>6780719
lol

>>6793886
I assume that you're talking about >>6792949.
Florence-Welch-anon made an effort to disassociate himself from this person
so a comment like that was pretty unnecessary and I can see where it comes across as rude.
>no, you are certainly not
translation: your shoop sucks
>continue passing through
translation: gtfo the thread
>you have no grounds for shit talking
translation: your shoop sucks.

photoshop god is never coming back to show us the error of our ways now. ;-;

>>6794042
You fucked the face up.

>>6792858
No need. Or where you just fishing for compliments?

>>6794744
Was kinda hoping someone could maybe lighten up my face and take out some of the green in the background on the wall.

>>6794495
Hooooooly fuck I just realized that I misread >>6793886. Well then... this is awkward. My bad.

god mode

>>6795505
There was no saving those lips...

Also lolbrows

>>6795505
challenge accepted

>>6795581
he kawaii now

>>6795505

Could anyone change the background to something extremely unfitting on this photo? Like, extremely unfitting. Rainbows are fine too.

>>6795505
It was then I realized I had no idea what the fuck I was doing.

>>6792862
Gave up midway, I cannot give her a normal chin...

>>6793531
>but badly.
Anon, I'm sorry but you've done way worse than her. And she resorted to cutting out Dakota's eyes and sticking them onto her face at one point.

>>6793531
who is she?

>>6795505

>>6795830
how do you consider the aftershoop 'worse'?
I could've maybe tweaked the eyes a bit more, but the image was so low-res anyways that tbh I didn't want to go to the pain. :/

>>6792862

She looks like if Pixyteri was gawth.

>>6795966

this is great

>>6767963
my first time doing this. i tried.

>>6792354
You did a great job. Hope she sees this and gets motivated to lose some weight. She'd be hot if she did.

>>6795627
lol!

>>6795663

Anyone want to have a go at this picture?

>>6797805
Ohgod i love you forever.

>>6795505

>>6796672
a bit blotchy but good for a first time
>>6795627
so fuckin kawaii
>>6792871
It's interesting
>>6792354
Fuck, you're amazing

>>6797839

>>6767963

Protip: don't try to put makeup on the people when photoshopping. It's not required and ends up making the person look like one of those child beauty pageant monstrosities.

Enhance the features of the photo, not draw over it.

>>6767966
Come at me

>>6799975
See>>6799738

>>6792862
>>6800068
Come at me