/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Get out, JNig.
And before you start, no one is jealous of your bbutterface. We're just sick of you.

>>6671034
u jelly

>>6671035
ok, that genuinely made me laugh but what is on her thigh?

>>6671041
Cellulite

>>6671041
cancer

>>6671033
Queen bee syndrome much?

Can she get anymore orange?

>>6671025
What even is this?
I'd like her a lot more if she did legit cosplays, instead of genderbend/alternative whatever "cosplay".
Unrelated, but I want to lick her midriff.

She got implants. Yet she denies it because she wants everyone to think she is "real" and only stuffs.

Why hasn't this silly shitposting baka been permabanned yet?
^_________^

I wonder what JNig has to say on the topics of "gamer grrls" and "fake geeks". I wonder this because she is is both a girl that games and probably is most well-known for cosplaying in a "sexy" way (which was what that article that dude wrote was about).

Also, I want her to be lesbian because I think it would be cool.

Before

>>6671066
But she does do official costumes from Gurren Lagann, Lolipop Chainsaw, Iron Man
and Gears of War

She may be an attention whore.

But god damn, that's a nice body.

>>6671066
I belice she would be a better cosplayer if she didn't cosplay like a slut (with her genderbend stupid shit) ad didn't always use the raccoon makeup eyes

Miyu is now superior that she lifts

>>6671069
Orange is the new tan

>>6671085
>>6671076

Oh there is no denying she got them. Now we got another Yaya on our hands. Who's next?

>>6671076
except nobody is but good to know you don't like it

>>6671079
I wouldn't really call dressing as one of the dancing strippers from the opening of Iron Man 2 cosplay. TTGL is okay, I've seen her Juliet a nauseating amount of times. Never saw the GoW.
In any case, I hate the genderbend "Connor" from AC3 that she did, that's just lazy.

>>6671082
I don't think you know what "shitposting" means.

Oh this thread is going to be good, the jelly-levels are going to be critical.

>>6671097
I don't think you know what "GTFO" means.
^__________^

>>6671092

>>6671092
>>6671103

>>6671092
That dude has some killer abs

>>6671098
>jelly

you cannot deny how utterly silly this is

>>6671103
I know it's a trap but I can't help these feels..

>>6671103
>>6671092
JNig dethroned her as the queen of /cgl/, so Miyu is now vying to be the queen of /fit/.

>>6671103
>>6671092
Yeah but Miyu has always had a prettier face than Nigri. Her abs are a little too ripped now for my tastes but I've always found her more attractive.

>>6671115
lol riiiiiight.

>>6671041
cellulite.
Yes, even hot girls have them. Shocking, huh?

Does anyone know if Miyu is Jewish?

>>6671120
Miyu quit cosplaying for her "mental health".

>all the ugly girl butthurt posts calling her ugly

el oh el, stay mad fatties

>>6671118
I love this set of pictures and how every Miyu whiteknight will claim these are only "somewhat unflattering!!!" and posted by a vendettafag.

Come on, there is no arguing with these. She's an inverted triangle. She looks like a man. And she always will because guess what? It's her fucking body shape.

>>6671126
She claims to be half asian (lol)

>>6671127
Her nose sure screams jew

>>6671083
gamer gurls and fake geeks exist almost entirely in the imaginations of bitter elitist neckbeards who think no attractive woman could ever possibly be into games or comics, so she must be doing it for their attention because obviously everything every woman does is for male attention, all the time, always. So they try to grill her on random facts about her character to catch her slipping up and not having a flawless encyclopedic knowledge therefore "proving" she's a poser. But most of them never even make it as far as grilling her, they just glare at her from a distance muttering to themselves about bitches and whores and wondering how DARE this woman look attractive and not actually be willing to sleep with any ugly man that asks, because that's just teasing.

Truthfully there are a handful of girls out there who use their gaming hobby as a way to be a special snowflake. And some of them barely play any actual games. For every one of these that exist there about a thousand normal, sane women who just happen to play video games and don't consider themselves special and unique for it. But those bitter elitists I mentioned would rather wallow in their hatred of the poser attention whores and pat each other's backs for being members of the REAL geek club because that's just more fun than acknowledging that not only are these fake geeks a minority, but they're easy to ignore if everyone could just learn to stop fucking paying so much attention to them.

inb4 people link me to video interviews of some ditzy cosplayer in a skimpy outfit to "prove me wrong"

>>6671130

>>6671134
miyu cant have the hourglass figure since she's too short. She's only like 5'2".

>>6671133
You're a dude, and not Jessica Nigri, I don't want your opinion.

I think someone needs to check their male privilege, I don't care what you think.

>>6671133
Dear god the amount of closed-mindedness in this post is horrifying.
Only on /cgl/.

>>6671130
I've never called her ugly ONCE

Not one time

We're just sick and fucking tired of you shoving her down our god damn throats and expecting us to all worship her as our cosplay goddess because she's conventionally attractive and super popular and therefore OH MY GOD YOURE SO JEALOUS FATTIES LOL

It's not jealousy, it's that we just don't think she's that fucking amazing and you are trying to start shit and you fucking know it

yes, i mad

>>6671133
>people link me to video interviews of some ditzy cosplayer in a skimpy outfit to "prove me wrong"

LOL too late!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PdBRHWKQ6s

Jessica did NOT get a boob job, she has admitted to stuffing and wearing up to 3 bras at a time. She's even posted on her fan page that she is a "boobie ninja" and is just REALLY good at making them LOOK big.
Here's a picture of her at ECCC the day after wearing her pink costume, you can see her boobs are much smaller due to her not wearing a bombshell bra from Victoria's Secret.

>>6671155
She's got amazing extensions. I almost can't tell.

>>6671141
Uh it has nothing to do with height... simply that the difference between bust to waist back to hip is at least nine to ten inches. You could even be fat and be an hourglass according to the definition.

>>6671149
I have a vag
>>6671151
Close-minded how? Explain yourself

Every time I come here -- which is like once a month max these days -- this ugly cunt is always self-posting and always on the front page.

Stop. You're busted as fuck and practically bald, if you didn't have a pound of clownpaint on your face 24/7 and a pushup bra+chicken cutlets+duct tape you wouldn't even get a second look from the weebiest of weebs.

>>6671076
I don't think you know how much I hate her moles

>>6671155
No +2 cup bra = no fake boob appearance

>>6671177
Well wearing a decent top instead of prancing around in a bra or a plunge linen helps too.

>>6671167

>>6671123
not really, no.

>>6671177
You don't understand how tittie tricks work. She did not get a boob job lol. Go look up Jenna Marbles video on it and prepare to be amazed rofl

>>6671167
She's also appearing in magazines now.


SHE'S EVERYWHERE.

>>6671186
You can see from how the top sits on her that she does t have fake boobs, I mean unless you are autistic.

>>6671182
...are you delusional? Serious question. Lol.

>>6671189
Lol, good thing I don't waste my time with magazines. And if they're clips like that then I ain't even mad.

>>6671167
ilu ATIWAB <3

>>6671076
>Titties as fake as Nigri is herself

My sides

>>6671192
I DIDN'T say she had implants, I said because she is not wearing a 'Hello Bombshell!' Miraculous bra, that her boobs aren't as "big" as they are in >>6671076

>>6671193
Wait, are you asking anon if they're delusional because they aren't shocked that she has cellulite? because that's what it sounds like

>>6671196
Nope, you have no clue how multiple bras, pinning behind the neck, cutlets, or contouring work lol

>>6671207
Doesnt* my bad

>>6671196
Sis, calm down. I'm not even the one implying she did get a boob job. I'm just saying your tits tend to look pretty damn normal if you're COVERING THEM UP in the first place.

>>6671189

I see more attractive women than her daily, and that isn't because the women in my area are so exceptionally attractive, it's that this girl is literally nothing special at all. She's aging like shit (see face in >>6671076), her hairline is higher than the goddamn sun and the only reason anyone knows who she is at all is because she "self-promotes" (read: attention whores) more than that goddamn Joker dude.

The only magazine this bitch should be in is Dogfancy, srs.

>>6671219
You should be in mad magazine.

>>6671223
Sup Jnig?

>>6671228
Her nose looks better than Jessica's imo.

>>6671132
>>6671127

Her nose is the result of plastic surgery. Her nose before was even worse. Kinda hard to pick her ethnicity from a nose that was already altered. Someone had pics of her nose pre-surgery but I doubt they lurk cgl anymore

>>6671155
Wow, you are gullible. That's what she WANTS you to think. Because she doesn't want to lose her fans after they get disappointed that she would go out and get them done.

Wow, you're stupid.

>>6671167
>>6671219
So much this.

>>6671235

Why are people even responding to these threads? Has nobody learnt that she'll go away if we ignore her?
/cgl/ u so cray

>>6671155
Jnig, can you make your posts any LESS obvious? howabout namefagging "not Jnig" I'm sure that would really pull the wool over our silly seagull eyes

also, the tanning destroys your skin. no one likes it. there's a lady across the street that reminds me of you, but with obsessing tanning an eyemakeup, she just looks like an overly made up withered up peice of leather with two boobs attatched.

>>6671230
HAHAHAHHAHA trollllll
Show me a picture of her in a bathing suit with no padding from recently with her "implants" and I will believe you, until then you are the one spewing shit grasping at straws

>>6671219
>someone else more attractive than me is popular and successful
>why world why does everyone hate ugly people
>fucking check your fit, attractive, young privilege

>>6671223

What do I have to be mad about, Anon?

Pointing out that an attention whore in the internet is disgustingly unattractive and overrated isn't an expression of emotion, it is what it is. The only thing I'm even remotely bothered by is that she thinks she's worth reposting constantly, but that's more the result of "special snowflake" Westernized female upbringing and hordes of pathetic weebs validating female entitlement by fapping to photoshop and makeup.

My life will go on, I'm still going to look better as I age (a male privilege that females are unaware of), and this cunt will still be bald and pathetic trying to convince people on the internet she's a 6/10. Where's my "mad?"

>>6671251
I like it. Makes me nostalgic of how fun /cgl/ used to be before the new janitor started waging war on the board.

>>6671134
Nicely done JNig. Way to make it obvious who YOU'RE jealous of. :3

It's nice to know that Miyu makes you so insecure after you've been accusing everyone else of being jelly of you for so long.

>>6671085
>>6671076
HOLY FUCK HER IMPLANTS ARE OBVIOUS!

>>6671257
I always suspected The Beast used supplements.

>>6671260
what's even sadder is that miyu is a post-op so she's basically jelly of a tranny

>>6671266
You could be a little less obvious there troll-chan.

>>6671257
I don't even like JNig and you're a douche, LOL.

also
>thinking as a male you're looking better with age

>>6671279
Okay Jnig, keep denying. Just like how Yaya still denies it and says it's all in the bras.

>>6671257
You're mad because a pretty cosplayer is getting huge amounts of fame and attention and you wish you could stop people from talking about her but you can't, so you thrash in protest.

>>6671283
Sure thing, Miyu.

Go inject yourself with some more HGH so /fit/ will like you.

>>6671290
Yaya doesn't lie about having implants. She has admitted to getting them from day 1.

>>6671290
>someone who hates Jnig
>must be miyu

how delusional are you?

>>6671280
Jnig is disgusting. End of discussion.

>>6671280
jessica pls go

i thought you were better than this

>>6671297
As delusional as someone who thinks Jessica, who has hundreds of thousands of fans, must be samefagging anytime her name is mentioned.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Nigri

Why?

>>6671193
i don't even know how to respond to that...

>>6671257
You're sexy.

>>6671167
>>6671167
Oh god the jelly.

Its everywhere.
>>6671219
Like holy shit. For someone whos "nothing special" you sure do take a lot of interest in her.

Now i remember why i occasionally come to /cgl/. To see this hilarious shit.

>>6671230
>That's what she WANTS you to think
Top LEL

I don't even understand how someone so skinny has such grim cellulite. I thought her receding hairline was about as harsh as her genetics were going to be.

I don't think the cause of her haggard appearance is just limited to factors such as tanning constantly wearing a metric fuckton of makeup.

It's probably a combination of her self-obsessed behavior activating undesirable genetics and a self-important lifestyle causing her more anxiety than she should realistically be experiencing (in comparison to the alternative of leading a regular, less stressful existence free of an addiction to attention.)

She spends so much effort promoting herself that the self-induced pressure of constantly trying to stay "on top" is wearing on her.

Stress has been proven in scientific studies to be a major cause of cellular degeneration.

She doesn't realize that she's wasting her time walking upstream when she could be doing things that are good for her like going back to school to improve her mind.

Jnig is fighting a losing battle. No matter how much she promotes herself there will always be other cosplayer girls who are hotter than her. That's the way life works. No matter what you decide to do there will always be someone else who's better at it than you are.

There have been sooo many girls in our hobby who look better than her. That's the thorn in her side. She will never be the hottest or the best. Her tools of persuasion, self-promotion and manipulation are useless when it comes to trying to wage war against undisputed physical truths

>>6671329
Her hair looks so disgusting and fried to a crisp. Did she even bother trying to style to look like Baby Doll?

>>6671329
>>6671330
>/cgl/

>>6671329
Don't forget her leathery mole ridden skin!

>>6671280

Lol'd. You got invited to be a guest of honor at an anime convention once because you're known on the internet for dressing up as fictional characters. What world do you live in where that's "huge amounts of fame and attention," honestly?

Get real, idiot. You don't have any talent, you don't have any skills, you're such an abhorrent attention whore that you have no real friends, you're aging faster than Jack Powell and the reason you invest so much time and effort into defending your image against people like me who take a few minutes out of their day to remind you that you're nothing special is because your image in this community and the false reality you've created for yourself where you're FINALLY something more than a below-average looking girl in a costume is literally all you have.

>>6671330
>Jnig is fighting a losing battle. No matter how much she promotes herself there will always be other cosplayer girls who are hotter than her.

Are those other cosplayers known by millions of people, asked to be guests at cons, or are recognized as a professional cosplayer?

If that's "losing" then I would love to know what winning is.

I think she has a great body. She's hot, and might as well show it off. Anyone that hates her wishes they could pull her outfits off. It's the truth.

Anyone that hates Jessica is most likely ugly or fat, or a bit of both.

>>6671308

>Google search !qgjhSO2J3E
>every post is about Miyu

holy crap, obsessed much?

>>6671342
Stop jessica, just stop.
I like you and think you're a nice girl but you are just digging yourself a deeper hole.

>>6671304
>in /cgl/
>where she is generally hated

1/10 got me to respond

>>6671350
>Get real, idiot. You don't have any talent, you don't have any skills, you're such an abhorrent attention whore that you have no real friends, you're aging faster than Jack Powell and the reason you invest so much time and effort into defending your image against people like me who take a few minutes out of their day to remind you that you're nothing special is because your image in this community and the false reality you've created for yourself where you're FINALLY something more than a below-average looking girl in a costume is literally all you have.
Obligatory
>umad?
But the best part is that shes probably going to be more successful than you will ever be.
So again.
>umad?

>>6671342
typical neckbeard logic. stop trying to rile everyone here up and just go back to fapping at your workdesk

>>6671361
once she hits 30 lets see how successful she is.

>>6671342
dude here, you're logic is sad. Jessica's got a nice body, I'll give you that. but the face.. ugh. put a bag on it or 50 tons of shoop and maybe I'll consider fapping to it. I hate how she represents the nerd community.

>2012
>not liking the hottest girl on /cgl/

>>6671365
Jessica at 30
>pic related

>>6671351
Winning is being self-confident and secure enough with your looks that you don't need to constantly seek attention from others as validation for yourself.

>>6671373
>jessicawithoutmakeup.jpg

>>6671370
Pic not related

Sincerely, the Arizona cosplay community.

>>6671353
>implying it's not miyu herself

>>6671351
>Are those other cosplayers known by millions of people, asked to be guests at cons, or are recognized as a professional cosplayer?

What's the big deal about any of this?
Really. Idgi

>>6671388
The lengths of women's jealously continue to amaze me.

>>6671308

I'm taken, strange internet whore.

>>6671365

This. Also, define "success." Lol. Begging for betas on the internet to buy you game consoles? Distributing photoshopped pictures on social media? I don't even

>>6671342
>you pathetic womminz only wish you could look like vapid whores with daddy issues!!!!

Woe is me.
I'll never be objectified as fap material for neckbeards and obsessed freaks, and be considered a bimbo by many.

>>6671388
>One jealous person on tumblr
>Trying to speak on behalf of Arizona

>>6671399
>success
Simply making more money than you is a simple measure.

>>6671399
hi ninjattorney

>>6671404
What could Jnig possibly get paid for?

I'll be the first to admit that JNig can look nice. I think her Yoko cosplay is actually pretty OK. Besides that, she's terrible. I dislike her because she has so much actual potential as a cosplayer if she would actually put effort into it as opposed to just "lol sexxi (insert male character)". There are plenty of sexy female characters in anime and games that have complex costumes that she could do and would actually get some real respect as opposed to fan boys tapping to her overly pushed tits. I don't care if she got a boob job, but if she actually started putting effort in, it would work well. Like I said, SO many possibilities for a well constructed, sexy cosplay, and she shits all over them.

>>6671408
>What could Jnig possibly get paid for?
Please dont tell me you're this dense.

>>6671404
>more money=success
So a stripper that dropped out of high school who gets belittled by men on a daily basis and sells crack with her pimp on the side is considered "more successful" than a person working on a college degree with a part time job because the stripper currently makes mo' munney?

Interesting logic you've got there.

>>6671404

And you think she does because...

>>6671415
Besides sex.

>>6671417
>So a stripper that dropped out of high school who gets belittled by men on a daily basis and sells crack with her pimp on the side is considered "more successful" than a person working on a college degree with a part time job because the stripper currently makes mo' munney?
>Interesting logic you've got there.
Perfect Analogy you've got there.

It fits so well to what we are currently discussing, in every way. Brilliant! You must win all the debates.

>>6671421
>And you think she does because...
Confirmed for dense.

>>6671426
Okay, since you obviously know everybody's finances, how much does Jnig make in a year?

>>6671407
>ninjattorney

I have no idea who that is, but alright.

>>6671422
Right? Because JNig basically got famous selling out her body and nobody respects her as a woman.

>>6671426
How the fuck do you know how much money she makes or how much he makes? You can't say "lol u jelly cuz she makes mo monay den u" because you don't know their situations. Just because she gets guest fees doesn't mean that she automatically makes a shit ton of money. Fuck.

>>6671428
All she's missing from her latest pink outfit is a stripper pole. There you'd have it.

>>6671428
>nobody respects her as a woman.
This might take some time to realize.
But you are not everyone.
I know, its hard to take in at first. Bear with it.

>>6671432
>>6671430
oh /cgl/....

>>6671426

Confirmed for dumb/poor/not understanding how wealth works/having no idea what my 401k, IRA or other accounts look like right now.

>>6671434
What has she done that's worthy of respect?
Serious question.
>inb4 but she cosplays sexily!
So? Lot's of people do. If anyone can do that then it's not an accomplishment.

>>6671404
Why do you guys think Jessica makes so much money? She works at Trader Joe's for chrissakes.

>>6671437
Go back to bed, ninjattorney. Your vendetta is old.

>>6671437
>>6671426

PS -- wasn't she just begging people on the internet to buy her game consoles a couple years back? Doesn't she have a day job at a grocery store?

Too poor/stupid to have house insurance = too poor/stupid to have more money than me. Come at me pushupBrah

>>6671434
Yeah because a respectable woman would be trying to get famous by bumping up her cleavage for a bunch of weird and teenage men in hopes of being ~*~cosplayru framous~*~

She's a bimbo, a skank, and a sellout.
I'll let that sink in.

>>6671449
omg, a girl showing her cleavage and wanting attention on the internet? CALL THE POLICE.

>>6671439
That's what I thought.

>>6671448
Nobody knows who that is. Just like you apparently don't know who ATIWAB is. Jesus, Jessica, you really are as dumb as you look.

>>6671446
She's not rich, but she has more of a business concerning her cosplaying that most cosplayers. Including Yaya Han.