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Hey /cgl/ what do you think about Maid Cafe in the Conventions?

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I like them

>> No.6566485

Usually the girls at maid cafes aren't as consistently cute. Like, there's always "that girl."

>> No.6566489

these girls actually all look great and i like the pokemon theme

>> No.6566490

Those headpieces are atrocious.

>> No.6566499

>>6566455
>pokemon themed MC

nice idea, but those outfits are ugly as sin

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>> No.6566512

>>6566455

I went to Katsucon's twice, the first year they had it, and then another time (maybe a year or two later? Don't remember). The first time was better than the second, because our waitress smiled a lot and was very bubbly. Plus she actually sat down and played a few games with us. The second year our waitress was pretty much non-existent and the food was way too overpriced/sucked, and the seats were uncomfortable and awkward.

Overall it would have been no different to just eat at the hotel's restaurant, which is why I wouldn't go again. And honestly, the poor waitresses ALWAYS look so unflattering in those ruffly cheap monstrosities Katsu supplies.

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>>6566461
Oh wow, that Eevee is adorable.

>> No.6566533

>>6566474
Dat Sokka V.

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>> No.6566638

>>6566631
These girls looks nice...the type of girl that would be easy to make friends with. I think it's their smiles.

thin slice juuuudgements

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>> No.6566674

>>6566668
cute twins? hng!

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>> No.6566682

>>6566474
>>6566533
yum

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>>6566680
book.com/akibamaidcafe

>> No.6566689

>>6566680
>>6566676

Okay, that one looks a little derpy, but in the group pictures the twins are smiling while other people are making stankfaces or look like they're going to throw up

Purple-eared girl is pretty friendly-looking too.

>> No.6566720

Those twins look really adorable. Would go to the cafe just to look at them (from afar).

>> No.6566736

what maid cafe are these from, op?

>> No.6566779

>>6566676
>that bitchy chick on the far right
Id give her a good dicking, if you know what i mean.

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>>6566779
total shizune right there

>> No.6566799

>>6566779
i know what you mean, anon. i know what you mean.

>> No.6566805

>>6566779
you mean you'd sweat your fat rolls to the max and start farting before she promptly pepper sprays your creeper face?

>> No.6566813

I've never seen such an attractive ensemble for a maid cafe in the USA.

I'm guessing few of these girls are actual cosplayers/Japanese culture fans.

Either way, well done whoever put this together, it's the sort of ensemble I'd actually want to approach instead of immediately turning around 360 degrees and walking away.

>> No.6566815

>>6566676
I love how they have so many different types of girls. Kinda remind me of host club or what ever where there twins and then the cold glasses and just in general different type of girls. thats really the key to a nice maid cafe imo. Also they all really match nicely.

>> No.6566831

>>6566805
it'd be worth it.

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>>6566736
Chile my friend.

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>>6566925
I'm a bad person.

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>> No.6566939

>>6566932

But a great 4channer.

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Meanwhile in Finland.

Yes, it's fine.

>> No.6566951

>>6566948
>>6566925
basically the formula to a maid cafe with cute girls is to not be in america

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>> No.6566961

>>6566925
They are allowed to watch anime in Chile? Aren't they like starting / being raped all the time?

>> No.6566967

>>6566964
No, Chile is also brown people country.

>> No.6566964

>>6566961
Thats India, Rape jokes aren't okey.

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>>6566451
I rate them

>> No.6566982

>>6566970
You would never have sex with any of them in your life. And you rate them. Neckbeard filth...

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>> No.6567010

I've always wanted to be in a maid cafe, but every time I find other girls/traps interested, they're greasy obnoxious weeaboos who seem to think that "maid cafe" means getting a free maid outfit and hitting on cute guys all day.

>> No.6567014

>>6567010
You know, that makes me curious. How many cute guys do waltz into a maid cafe?

>> No.6567019

>>6567014
I'm cute, and I go to maids cafe just to see cute girls in maid outfits

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>> No.6567038

Maid cafes at cons are shitty because:

1) The girls are rarely even that cute, simply involving whatever girls happen to sign up
2) Entitled waitresses. Maid cafes are supposed to be about the customer, giving a feeling of open-ness and servitude. Instead, maids at cons feel it's all about THEM, using it as an excuse to attention whore, call certain customers "creepers", etc.
3) People in the west don't give a shit about maids. This is something guys in JAPAN have a fetish for. It's just mimicking what people in Japan are doing without regards to nobody over here really giving a shit.
4) The food is always an after thought. Why would you want to go to ANY cafe if the food isnt good?

>> No.6567043

>>6566970
u blind m8

you gave the twins different ratings

>> No.6567048

>>6567043
Being twins doesn't mean they look the exact same.

>> No.6567053

>>6567014
A few. It kind of depends on what kind of con you're at. If it's a shitty con full of mouthbreathers, then that's who will show up.

>> No.6567087

>>6567024
perfection/10

>> No.6567089

>>6567048
but those twins do look exactly the same tho.

>> No.6567106

>>6567089
Nobody on earth looks exactly the same.

>> No.6567212

>>6567106
BULLSHIT, Asian people do.

>> No.6567543

>>6567212
Only to people that aren't asian. Hell, I usually can't tell caucasian males apart, and all mexicans. Never had a problem with asians.

>> No.6567568

most of the girls at the Anime Expo maid cafe look like whores

I heard the head maid or whatever is a total bitch too.

no thanks

>> No.6568049

>>6567038
I think you hit it head on with #2, this is why I'm so hesitant to go to Maid Cafes at conventions because I have a hunch this mindset is fairly common.

>> No.6568064

>>6567568
"Whore" is one of those insults women call other women who look sexier than them.

Spoiler: maid cafes are for men. Nobody needs your input.

>> No.6568068

>>6568064
Whores are whores. I'm a male, and Anime Expo maids are whores.

>> No.6568086

>>6566680
I want their tights!!

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>>6568064
"Whore" is also an insult people of both genders call people who happen to do whorish things.

>> No.6568097

So, what do you guys think convention cafes should do to improve the customer's experience?

>> No.6568099

Typically if the girls aren't fat, they're mostly all butter faces/plain and unkept without proper make up and hair, then the 1 or 2 genuinely good looking girls who styled themselves up

Usually the ones I see don't have matching uniforms

The food is shit

Too many girls try and fail at the high pitched ugguu kawaii voice which is annoying

>> No.6568101

>>6568097
Be less ugly.

>> No.6568105

I just find them creepy as fuck for some reason and I wouldn't go to them.

To each his own though.

>> No.6568100

>>6568097
Don't have them. They don't work here.

>> No.6568107

I originally posted this in the wrong thread, but saying it again here where it belongs.

the maid cafe for a small local con had totally cute maids with outfits from bodyline. all in different pastel colors. It looked adorable and I really wanted to participate in the next maid cafe.

so, I go and spend $60 on a maid costume. get an adorable pink one. talk about looking forward to this event for months.
but oho! it seems like they aren't accepting maids with differen't colored maid uniforms anymore. if you aren't dressed in a black x white maid cafe coord you are not allowed to participate!

all of my rage. the volunteers only get discounted a measly $10 for working there too. so all maids that worked there previously had to go out and buy new maid dresses, which cost more than entry to the con itself. which is $35 for the weekend.

yes, I mad.

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>>6566932
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>> No.6568109

>>6568094
Only a woman thinks dressing in a short skirt or flirting makes one a "whore." The whole concept of a maid cafe is to be sexualized. This isn't one of your prissy lolita communities, you ignorant cunt.

And don't start pretending to be a man because you're obviously a jealous woman. You're as transparent as glass.

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>>6568109
Hi, male here again. Stop trying to rationalize your whorish behavior.

>> No.6568113

>>6568107
I wouldn't want to go to any maid cafe where they accept just any girl that wants to participate and has her own maid outfit.

That's the problem with most of these maid cafes. The participants think it's a place for any girl to come and pretend they're cute. It's supposed to be something special for the patrons, not for you.

>> No.6568115

>>6566459
I'm in love with this girl (and her expressions) in all these photos.

>> No.6568118

>>6568109
>Only a woman thinks dressing in a short skirt or flirting makes one a "whore."
You're a fucking idiot.

>> No.6568119

>>6568109
>The whole concept of a maid cafe is to be sexualized.
Maid Cafes work off the idea of "moe". You must be thinking of hostess clubs.

>> No.6568116

>>6568111
Just stop talking, cunt. You'll never be cute.

>> No.6568121

>>6568113
the thing is, they let them do whatever the fuck they want with it. as long as it was white x black.

>> No.6568123

>>6568109
Except I am a dude. I actually just come here for weeb stories.

>> No.6568125

>>6568119
Moe is sexual. Welcome to Japanese culture. You must be new here.

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>>6568116
You could not be any more mad oh man I caught a live one. I'm a guy, I come here for con threads and I don't cosplay. Deal

>> No.6568146

>>6568126
>I'm a guy
>be mad silly girls~

/cgl/ is at least 50% male and a majority of people here don't even cosplay

>> No.6568272

Let's play the find an attractive maid cafe in your state game.

>> No.6568387

Wow, why are Chilean girls so cute...

...and...

...so white?

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>>6568387
Yeah, we are like the most cute country here.

Here have some Oni. (Yeah, her nickname is Onigiri)

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>>6568635
There is another maid cafe, is not so good like the one of the pink dressed girls.

>> No.6568650

isn't it like, super expensive?

>> No.6568654

>>6568650
No, the last time I eat Cheesecake an cofe for like 1500 pesos ( Is like 3 Imperialist dolars )

>> No.6568667

>>6568654
Isn't 1500 pesos like $100?

>> No.6568673

>>6568667
No, 1 Dolar US = 640 Chilean pesos.

>> No.6568676

>>6568667
depends on what country, really. In Mexico, yeah that's how much it costs. But there are different pesos. I honestly have no idea why they're all called pesos if not all are the same value.

>> No.6568680

>>6568673
>>6568676
I see. $3 for a slice of cheesecake and a coffee? That's not too bad. I heard it's usually about $10 for cover and the food's like $10 per dish.

>> No.6568689

>>6566945
>>6566932
DAAAAAAAMN

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>>6566951
But... Yukapon. And Bekah Cruel.

>> No.6568939

>>6568909
the girl next to beckii might look cute if her bangs weren't covering half of her face

>> No.6568967

>>6568634
Them twins are just killing me.

>> No.6568983

Am I the only one who finds none of them all that attractive? 5/10 at the most, and even then that's pushing it

>> No.6568997

>>6568983
everyone has different views on beauty

>> No.6569000

all kinds of qtp2t up in this thread.

>> No.6569067

>>6568983
>Am I the only one trying to be edgy in this thread?
Yeah, I guess you are.

>> No.6569163

>>6568647
The asian girl in this though. So adorable.

>> No.6569171

So, why would any self-respectable female work in a maid-cafe over a normal cafe?

It just screams sexual harassment to me.

>> No.6569182

>>6569171
get money get paid yo

>> No.6569223

>>6569171
Some women aren't as scared of men and sexuality as you are.

>> No.6569227

>>6568909
this is what my maid cafe looks like now with the new rules to make it look "neater"
>>6568107

god I wish I had a picture of the cafe from the previous con.

>> No.6569236

>>6569171
I would work in one simply because I love spending time with guys. Getting paid for being a bro, it's a no-brainer.

>> No.6569244

>>6569236
>bro
>maid-cafe

>> No.6569251

>>6569244
Is there some sort of law that states that a girl can't be a bro whilst wearing a fluffy maid outfit? What are ya even implying.

>> No.6569262

>>6569251
being a bro in a maid cafe isn't that hard.
that anon is just a faggot

>> No.6569264

>>6569262
>>6569251
Nice replying to yourself.

>> No.6569286

>>6569223
It's not 'sexuality' when greasy, creepy men are making you uncomfortable by treating you like an object.

>> No.6569287

>>6569264
>implying I'm the same anon
>implying that you're assumptions are right
>implying that you aren't a huge faggot

I worked at this maid cafe once, and this dude brought in a maid themed game. he brought it over and I played it with him. I forget what it was called. I eneded up kicking his ass and he drew a picture of an anime version of me. it was quite fun.

>> No.6569305

>>6569171
Because it look like fun. Also, in most maid cafes I've seen, the girls look out for each other.

>> No.6569309

>>6569264
We're not the same tho. But it's cute that that's the only argument you could come up with.

>> No.6569319

Anyone actually worked a maid cafe? I would be all over that so hard.
Just want to know if it's worth it and a good time. I used to work as a waitress and I loved it.

>> No.6569321

>>6569319
Also, how do you even go about working one?

>> No.6569324

>>6569319
Samesies. I desperately want to work in a maid cafe. I want to wear cute dresses and play games and serve food and be nice to people.

>> No.6569361

>>6569321
Please don't try to work at a maid cafe unless you are hot.

We already have a surplus of annoying ugly women wanting to live out their fantasies of being cute.

>> No.6569362

>>6569324
>>6569319

>>6569324
>>6569319
Same here. I've never worked in any cafes or restaurants, but if I had the chance to work in a maid cafe and serve good food for good prices (Not just shitty "ramen") and hang out and wear a cute dress and make peoples con experience better that'd be so great.

I think it'd be great to be able to go to a maid cafe where the maids are good at holding conversations, and easy to approach. Some of the ones I've been to, the maids have been really awkward. Also the prices tend to be really high. If you put in some hard work, it's possible to actually find easy recipes that taste good and aren't too expensive to cook...

>> No.6569638 [DELETED] 

Was going to masturbate to the girls in OP but then I read they're from some shitty third worlder country and my dick went flaccid.

Why the fuck are they White when they're from shitskin lands?

>> No.6569652

>>6569638
Babbys first ishhggah

>> No.6569674

I wonder how much skin bleach was expended in the making of these photos

>> No.6569685

I go to cons to pop boners and watch animes.

And I'm all outta animes.

>> No.6569800

>>6569652
>ishhggah
?

What that means?

>>6569674
Hah this. I guess that explains it, the girls are all shit skins but they bleached their skin.

>> No.6569810

>>6569685
How can you be out of anime at an anime convention?

>> No.6569817

maid cafes are only fun if you go in with a group of bros

>> No.6569841

>>6569286
It's your own fault for being born with boobs and asses, you can only blame yourselves

>> No.6569849

>>6569800
I don't know about you bro but at least I get kinda turned on by white girls in third world countries, it's like a rare treat

>> No.6569909

>>6569067
>maid-fag detected

>> No.6569986

>>6569817
>maid cafes are only fun if you take a maid out back and fuck her

fixed

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The tribe has spoken.

>> No.6570032

>>6570018
>Buneary girl 4/10
>Minun girl 7/10
HELL NO, look at dem legs.

>> No.6570041

>>6570018
>implying the 2/10 and 4/10 on the left aren't leagues ahead of their respective counterparts
>implying that 3/10 girl isn't way cuter than the girl on the end next to her

>> No.6570042

>>6570018
...How come the identical twins got different ratings?

>> No.6570079

huh, I always thought maid cafe were about the 'cute, kawaii, moe' type. Petite, adorable etc. etc. but it seems more people like the 'slutty french maid' kind of look. I don't mean like...whoreish but, y'know the kind? Big tits pressied up against a slightly too small shirt and skirts short enough to almost see asscheek from behind sort of look.

I see a few 'cute' girls, none I'd call 'adorable', but most of you seem to be going for the older looking girls with mature faces etc. which (to me) contrasts really sharply with the cute and girl uniforms.

interesting observations from a non commital 3rd party!

>> No.6570083

>>6570041
You have bad taste. But that's okay, I'm sure your breeding will result in dead babbys

>> No.6570088

Everyone gets it from meh Den Oda Den

>> No.6570114

>implying that anyone can beat out Fanimad Cafe (aka the Maid Cafe from Fanime)
Other cons are you even trying?

>> No.6570122

>>6569986
Does this really work like that?

Like you can pay her for sex too? So maid-cafes = brothels?

>getting a ticket to go to chile

>> No.6570305

>>6570042
Because they're not identical.

One on the left has better complexion, cuter smiler and better groomed hair.

>> No.6570312

>>6570114
AX maid cafe was leagues better than Fanime.

>> No.6570422

its a stupid idea and often the girls are fat and ugly.

>> No.6570594

>>6570114
Fanime has a pretty shitty maid cafe. Really, why do they even bother? Their leader is such a creep too.

>> No.6570601

What do you guys think of the idea of a maid cafe group online. Different girls try out to get to a local group in their area to go to cons. Sort of like Oishi Project but actually worth something. I was thinking of organizing this because I hate how stupid people are about maid cafes.

>> No.6570627

>>6570601
Yes please

>> No.6570664

i relly like the idea , i wish they would just serve tea or something and u could chilland chat with cosplayers or something instead of like paying like a huge upfront fee 6 months in advance to just so u can talk to a girl

>> No.6570665

The twins look like the average spanish girls. Both are ugly imo. The only good looking one is the really really bitchy one.

>> No.6570663

>>6566474
Dat Sailor Venus....
MMMPH

>> No.6570761

>>6569319
Only at a con one, so we weren't allowed to serve food because of the venue's regulations. It's so much fun. We took hour shifts, and all you have to do is play games and make conversation. There are a few performances per hour as well.

>> No.6571040

>>6566533
>>6566682
>>6570663
Hung out with these guys at Newcon. They were all bros.
One of them was giving my friend a lapdance, who was hitting him with a whip, and proposed to his girlfriend some 10 minutes later, while still dressed as a maid.
I also got a lapdance from two of them (during the same maid cafe) while wearing a speedo. Such a weird con.

We were all playing that game in the pool when a girl gets on the guys' shoulders, and they try to knock each other off. I was playing against Sokka / Sailor Venus, we both got bored and just started talking while the girls kept fighting.

>> No.6571254

>>6570665
What did you say about my waifus, you little runt?

>> No.6571259

>>6570122
No, the cafes are not officially brothels, but women work in them and you can have sex with any woman if you offer her enough money. They're beaners so you need like 20 dollars max.

>> No.6571279
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6571279

The ones at Anime North are very cute, you can't go wrong with playing moe rock paper scissors with them for the prize you'd get.

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>> No.6572743

>>6571489
The light haired one is really ugly, especially compared to her animu version.

>> No.6572769

GUYS!

I just randomly googled maid café and found this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosplay_reaurant

so maid cafés are just a SUBTYPE of cosplay restaurants, jesus penus!

>> No.6572773

>>6566982
My landwhale senses are tingling!

>> No.6572787
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6572787

Anime Expo maid cafe girls are the best.

The organizers know what they're doing, actually have an audition process, and turn them into sex idols. They way it should be.

None of this homely-girl-who-wants-to-be-moe bullshit other cons do.

>> No.6572792

>>6572787
>None of this homely-girl-who-wants-to-be-moe bullshit other cons do.
WAAHHH HOW DARE YOU TRY TO STOP MY DREAMS

>> No.6572797

>>6572787
>implying I'd take a slut with a tonne of makeup over OP's qt3.141s

>> No.6572801

>>6572787
>sexy sluts with Hollywood-like make-up
>sexual faces instead of moe ones
>tight clothes that reveal too much
>uniforms instead of moe maido dresses

0/10, shit for normalfags, would not go there.

>> No.6572804

>>6572792
*grabs ur face*

shh its ok fuck his elitism we can have our own maid cafe

>> No.6572906

>>6571259
All this racism and racism accessories

Seems like some of you guys lost your way to /int/
And even if you're joking, it's not like everyone in "3rd world countrries" is a shitskin.

>> No.6572912

>>6572906
The ones who desperately bleach their skin like the girls in OP obviously are not.

>> No.6572917

go to con that has a maid cafe :D
it's all black girls :(

>> No.6572921

>>6572912
I like how you think ancestors of light skins would have shitskin. That's cute.

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>>6572912
>mfw 3rd world country
>mfw perfectly pure, racist european family
>mfw my gandparent's parents still had slaves
>mfw light skin and white facial features
>mfw not poor
>mfw people saying "everyone in a 3rd world country is ugly and shitskin"

>> No.6573058

>>6572938
Doesn't matter what color you are when you live in Shitfuckistan bro.

>> No.6573076

>>6573058
>he thinks America should still be revered as the best nation

>> No.6573087

>>6572801
maid cafe != lolita. It's okay to look good and be sexy. That's what guys in the west like.

>THIS ISNT PROPER MAID FASHION HURR DURRR

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>>6566625


For the love of GOD, MOAR OF HER!!!

Wife Material (fuck her personality)/10

>> No.6573133

>>6573058
Of course it does. Especially because I'm treated like a fucking queen for being like that in here, whereas I'd be dime a dozen everywhere else.

>> No.6573339
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6573339

Um, might be a little off topic but does anyone know of any maid cafes in the south US? Ive wanted to be part of one for a really long time, and Im not horribly ugly or anything... Maybe any cons that consistently have them and are looking for maids?

Heres an OT maid for an OT question

>> No.6573414

>>6573339
I would go to a southern con to go to an Armed Maid Cafe. Would totally hit my weird waifu sweet spot. OMG weeaboo japengrish + soutern accent = strange-ass win

>> No.6573437

>>6573087
>implying I'm a lolita
They are just pig disgusting waitresses serving fetishists. There is nothing "maid café" about them.

>That's what guys in the west like
And that is why I said "shit for normalfags". It's just like Hooters, except it happens inside an anime con.

There is nothing wrong about being Hooters, just don't call it something it is not.

>> No.6573590

>>6573437
>They are just pig disgusting waitresses serving fetishists.

That's what a maid cafe IS, you stupid cunt.

>> No.6573834

>>6569638
>>6569800

Most people in Chile have white skin, despite pertain to a third-world country. It's something like Argentina, where are a lot of blonde-people

Instead, in Peru or Bolivia (bordering Chile and Argentina) people have pale-brown skin, and coarse features.

>> No.6574012

>>6569638
south america is far enough from the equater that south americans, who are mostly descendents of europeans, are going to be as white as americans.

>> No.6574015

>>6572801
you're probably some fat bitch anyway, no one cares if you go to a maid cafe or not. they're not intended for jealous fatties like you.

>> No.6574063

After seeing a maid cafe, all cat-eared and on roller-skates, I am too spoilt to even look at these girls...

>> No.6574521

>>6573087
Yes it is you dumb piece of shit. Look it up on Wikipedia. It explicitly says that waitresses are picked based on looks, innocent-looking young women.

>> No.6578567

>>6574521
le ice burned

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>>6566474
Oh man. I love the Beasts of Hentai. Those guys added me on facebook after a convention, and they post the funniest things.
Pic related: them as maids

>> No.6578716

Do maids at maid cafés talk with female customers too or do they just hand you the food and leave? ;_;

Can you buy a picture with the cute meido in the West?

>> No.6578724

>>6578716
They mash the plate of food in your face and tell you to get your stinky cunt the fuck out.


At least, that's what happened when my friends and I went to one.

>> No.6578725

>>6578724

Sounds likely ;_;

>> No.6578835

>>6572787

They all have the same haircut and are doing the prep-girl pose. Which makes this look like a Sorority theme party picture.

Needs more moe and different hairstyles.

>> No.6578887

>>6578835

That is moe. It's "sorority theme party picture moe".

>> No.6578945

>>6570627
Should I start up a FB group or a tumblr or what?

It will be the same kind of try out system and once I have enough people I can assign leaders and get the groups to get in touch with cons in their area. I have done a lot of theatrical waitressing and real waitressing and hosted a maid cafe for my anime club. I know exactly what the people want and how to do it.

>> No.6578957

>>6578945
Also I'm leaving my email in the field. Anyone interested in doing this please email me your nickname, location and local/favorite/most visited convention and a short explanation why you'd like to join.

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>>6578716
Nah, you'll be fine.

>> No.6579000

>>6578986
>fake kissing

I fucking hate this shit.

Either kiss or don't.

>> No.6579016

>>6579000

Naw man it's cool

Plus it's kind of like they're indirectly kissing one another through the other girl's face

>> No.6579031

>>6579016
No "man" it is NOT "cool".

It's fucking stupid and childish. "liek omg I wunna be an attention whore and do a lesbo kiss but I'm too scared to give a kiss on the cheek. Let's just hover our faces close to the face so it's kinda implied but not really."

Either do it or don't.

>> No.6579044

>>6579031

I highly doubt they kiss any random café customers on the mouth, male or female.

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>>6579031
>Implying you'd kiss anything and everything that walks into a maid cafe.
If you kiss one person, there's no telling if someone else might throw a fit about not getting one.
As much as I'd love a kiss on the cheek from the twins, I don't blame them for faking it.

>> No.6579057

>>6579044

Sorry, misread that post a little.

One of them is kissing through hair at the very least. I think it's cute.

>> No.6579063

>>6568939
She is absolutely darling, FYI. Super sweet chick. I think she might lurk /cgl/, too.

>> No.6579074
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How about now?

>> No.6579078

>>6579045
I don't give a god damn shit if you dont want to kiss someone. Just stop taking pictures PRETENDING TO.

IT'S NOT EVEN A KISS. YOURE JUST KISSING THE GOD DAMN AIR YOU AUTISTIC NERDS.

>> No.6579505

>>6579063
Yeah, pretty sure she's a lolita.

>> No.6579526

>>6579078
HOVER LIP

>> No.6579596

>>6579031
you know in places outside of hurrmerica it's not uncommon for girls to kiss one another on the cheek in a non romantic way

>> No.6580200

>>6579074
You take that picture?

>> No.6580918

I thought it was against the law to take photos of meidos.

>> No.6580922

>>6578835
>prep-girl pose
>sorority theme party picture
Come back when you get out of highschool

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>>6578957
O-oh gosh, yes please

>> No.6580936

>>6580922
no1curr

It's shit. You're prolly just jealous that you spent so much money in your shitty 'Kwan maid café wannabe, while everyone here is jerking off to some beaner girls.

>> No.6580938

>>6580936
>Kwan maid café wannabe
... what the fuck are you even talking about?

>> No.6580991

>>6580938
Kwan=american

>> No.6581017

>>6580935
>dog maids

I want to go to this cafe.

>> No.6582564

le bump face

>> No.6590242

bump

>> No.6596512

>>6580935

WANT

>> No.6596590

>>6570305
Pretty sure that's a lightning difference anon.

>> No.6596594

>>6578835
I dunno, all of 'em seem moe except the two closest to the camera.

>> No.6596897

Would like to go to one with bros, dont have enough man points to go alone.

I agree about kissing the air thing, its jarring and ruins a good amount of the picture. Its a little rude too, like if you allow yourself to get that far into a situation of kissing someone on the cheek and not fall through with it. Just politely decline or something.

>> No.6596944

>>6566815
this. i hate maid cafes where theyre ALL acting the same SO KAWAII NEE~ <3 fake attitude.

>> No.6596992

>>6568909
Oh fuck I'm in this picture.

Yuka and Bekah worked with us that con and did really well. It was surprising to see how well they adapted. At the same time, the group in question (as pictured) isn't quite a "Maid Cafe" as per what this thread is talking about, but more of a "Maid Club". Most cons that the group goes to don't allow us to sell food unless every single maid has a food license.

I've been to quite a few maid cafes and maid club both at conventions and then real ones, so I can definitely attest that it's all about personal taste, but I suppose I'll have to agree with half this thread that a lot of girls who try and work the convention based ones have issues sticking with the standard "kawaii uguu" stereotype. It's not cute. Just annoying as hell and makes you look awkward and unappealing to those you're trying to entertain.

>> No.6597007

>>6580935
>the dog is a maid
>the maids are also dogs

HOW IS THIS NOT A THING YET?

>> No.6597066

>>6572787
you got a larger pic?

>> No.6597225

At first I thought I would love to go there to hit on those lovely ladies but when I read they're from South America it kind of kills my boner. Not that I have anything against them, it's just this sudden feel of white guilt. Even though they look white. Can't just swallow the fact that they're still poor third worlders. Obviously the cultural and economic differences would be too much. Just imagine how desperate some of them must have been to take that job just because they had to feed their 11 family members with unemployed parents and so on. There's no way for love to blossom in such place.

>> No.6597234

>>6568909
I... can't seem to find Beckii. She's not the fat one above Yuka r-right?

>> No.6598076

>>6597234

>> No.6598965

>>6597225
You forget we need to feed or fucking Alpacas you fucking Amerifat.

Stay in your fucking country.

>> No.6599039

Brazilfag here, south america in general was colonized by white people and had a rush of europeans at a point in history.
Fucking USfags desperately need some classes on world history. South America is not Africa, y'know.

I live a good life and would never live on USA, good economy and terrible people.

>> No.6599375

>>6599039
>I live a good life
>I live in Brazil

Choose one.

>> No.6599383

>>6599039
> BRASIL IS WHITE
> I HAVE WHITE SKIN
> MUH WHITE HERITAGE
> LET ME SHOW YOU PICTURES OF WHITE MODELS AND CELEBRITIES OF MY COUNTRY

>> No.6599551

>>6599039
Lol sure. I saw a movie about your country '[something] of God'. Your country is filled with brownskins and negroes and there's huge gang violence and like kids shooting each other and crime and drugs and there's no woman in middle class and below that doesn't get raped, and even if she does, she loses it to, like her parents or some random Alpha kid that's a gang year old at the age of 10.

>> No.6599564

>>6599383
The majority of the Brazilian population is white, y'know.

>> No.6599576

>>6599564
[citation needed]

>> No.6599607

>>6599564
bullshit, I'm brazilian and we're mostly brown people who think we're white.

>> No.6599635

>>6599576
Don't need a citation for common knowledge.

>> No.6599675

>>6599635
[citation needed]

>> No.6599706

>>6599576
https://www.cia.gov/library/publicions/the-world-factbook/geos/br.hl

>Ethnic Groups:
>white 53.7%, mulatto (mixed white and black) 38.5%

>> No.6599720

>>6599706
But you're not really 'white', as in American white. you're 'white' as what we define Hispanic/gangbanger.

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>>6599706

>> No.6599762

>>6599706
>negroid races arguing amongst each other about whether or not they're white.

You're not white. You're some varying degree of wetback.

>> No.6599819
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Meanwhile...in Germany.

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>>6599819
Ending up in the world of AngelBeats is my only hope...

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>>6599819
>Yes, please.

>> No.6599874

>>6599819
why are american woman so much fat compare to eurpoeam woman?

>> No.6599884

>>6599874
Fast food chains everywhere that are constantly shoved in our faces. Certain food companies that trick people into believing their food is healthy (when it's not at all) so they can make money. Fad diets that are designed to make you gain the weight back with fake reviews so you keep buying their products. And so much more.

If you weren't born with a fast metabolism it's pretty hard to stay thin with the way food is marketed here. But it's doable, some people either don't care or are desperately trying to figure out how.

>> No.6599888

>>6599862
http://www.luckychocolate.de/

>> No.6599891

>>6599888
http://www.luckychocolate.de/maids
America is shit compared to this.

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>>6599891
there's even a video of them doing a dance

>> No.6599912

>>6599884
It is the same in europe and yet there are still not that many fat people.

>> No.6599923

>>6599891
When I looked at them as a whole, I thought they were all adorable. Looking at them separately, I see they are almost all at least average with 2-3 pretty cute faces in there. That sets them way above North America for sure.

>> No.6600006

>>6599884
#protip, you dumb fucking American cow:

Fast metabolism makes you gain weight faster. It doesn't help you lose it if you still don't fucking move all day.

So it makes you fatter overall.

>> No.6600052

>>6599884
American here. People think I'm weird for not wanting to stuff my face full of McDonald's. I've been teased for eating a legitimately healthy salad (no cheese, croutons or cream dressing). Everyone I know just buys tons of junk food without even thinking about it. Even if you aren't fat, it's a bad and unhealthy habit. And when age finally slows your metabolism down you'll be sorry.

>> No.6600100

>>6600006
hate to break it to you, but a higher metabolic rate means you burn more calories/sec than someone with, say, an average metabolism. When most people say it, they're thinking of the resting metabolic rate, which tells how much energy is used to maintain basic body functions while at rest. The faster one's metabolism, the more energy is needed.

By the way, if you know someone with a particularly fast resting heart rate but otherwise solid health, they probably have a higher metabolism.

>> No.6600114

>>6600006

medfag please back me up or correct me if i'm wrong but isn't basal metabolic rate idiosyncratic and highly variable?

Caloric expenditure related to BMR is relatively independent of the variable caloric output per day due to other factors, e.g. exercise

Your post makes you seem incredibly ignorant of basic scientific principles.

In b4 you put up some stupid post/defense to make yourself seem even dumber.

>> No.6600164

>>6600100
>>6600114
get on my level n00bs

http://www.cracked.com/article_192_6-lies-about-human-body-you-leard-in-kindergarten_p2.html

#1

>> No.6600167

>>6600100
>>6600114
Samefag got told. Told hard.

>> No.6600168

>>6600164

....

Highly published scientific concept that you can easily find on pubmed vs cracked article

Fucking lol 4/10 I'm laughing so hard

>> No.6600185

>>6600168
>he didn't read it all
>'Highly published scientific concept' == exactly what the title says, shit you get taught in schools since kindergarten but is B.S.

Nice damage control you got there fattie.

If you weren't so buttravaged, you'd notice that the article itself has links that prove their version to be the correct and actually scientific.

>> No.6600231

>>6599891
>http://www.luckychocolate.de/maid


DAMNIT, I wish I could read Deutch

>> No.6600259
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6600259

I always love posting this picture because it's so horrible.
AnimeIowa 2012 maid cafe everyone.

>> No.6604123

I work in a maid cafe, and I was wondering what kind of merchandise we should sell? It would be nice to have an online store, like an etsy to help pay for the finances of hotel rooms/foods.

Also, we understand that at least half of our customers are males, so what kind of merchandise could we sell to them that isn't too KAWAII UGUUU~

>> No.6604127

>>6600100
no, metabolism is processing speed

does a 1gb program become a 2gb program because you're trying to run it on a cellphone?

>> No.6604128

>>6604123

Used panties. They'll need to be fresh off of the maid in front of the customer, though, if you want to get a decent price for them.

>> No.6604129

>>6566451
>what do you think about Maid Cafe in the Conventions?

Too many fat females trying to be cute but fail miserably at it. When you tell them that they look awful they feel so insulted as into believe that they are really cute.

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>>6604128

Also, and I'd assume it goes without saying, but the Maids will have to be attractive, or you'll never be able to sell the used panties to anyone since no one wants to masturbate while sniffing some fat ugly girl's used underwear.

>> No.6604154

>>6604139
Honestly, not many of the girls in the cafe are extremely attractive, myself included.
Also, many of the members are underage and we stray away from the "sex sells"

>> No.6604167

>>6604154
>maid cafe
>staying away from sex sells

Well, I respect your desire to hold the high road, but unless you have really excellent food and atmosphere (and that's highly unlikely in a maid cafe) you're going to have to be selling something if you want to make more money.

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>>6566970
and I added my comments

>> No.6604178

>>6604176
size of legs anon. They aren't horrible, but it doesn't fit the pic

>> No.6604179

>>6604176
>cute but there's something bothering me that I can't quite put my finger on

Maybe it's that she appears to be the "fattest" one in the group? She'd probably be nearly the thinnest in most American meido cafes.

>> No.6604212

>>6566451
>>6566455
>ihavetheweirdestboner.jpg

>what do you think about Maid Cafe in the Conventions?
I don't understand the appeal from an attendants point of view. .. Unless the attendant's a lonely virgin or they know the maids and want to support them.

From the maid's perspective, I see it as a form of narcissism.

So I guess it's win-win for both parties, but it's not for me personally.

>> No.6604220

>>6566451
>go to anithon (or whatever, in Edmonton)
>caid cafe
>wait an hour outside
>so excited, first ever
>canceled

never had the opportunity again

>> No.6604225

>>6568119
Maybe, but I bet the sweaty palmed male con goers that go to maid cafes at cons have different ideas.

>> No.6604237

>>6570018
Would rail all except the the two 2/10s. Especially that 3/10 (dragonair, I'm assuming). Cuz you know she'll try harder to please

>> No.6604246

>>6570114
>Fanimad Cafe (aka the Maid Cafe from Fanime)
Thanks for clarifying that, I had no idea what cafe you were talking about until you clarified. Thanks,

>> No.6604254

>>6572797
>This
tfw I'll never meat the maids in OP and have to settle for AXs low quality maids.

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6604357

>>6604254
>meat the maids

>> No.6604368

>>6604254
You only like them because they're 5/10s and you can image maybe having a chance.

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>>6604357

I see what you did there....

>>6570018

This group actually has a Facebook page with each of the maids having their own as well. There are far better pictures than this one; especially with them in individual pictures.

>>delicious.

>> No.6604388

>>6570018
This is ridiculously harsh. None of those girls is below a 5. Some of them are heavier than the others, and they're not all really pretty, but they're all decent looking.

>> No.6604402

>>6604388
5 would indicate being average. All of them being above a 5 would mean they're all above average.

>> No.6604415

>>6604178
>size of legs anon
this, thank you
her face is very roundish but it doesn't fit with her height, it makes her look like a giant chipmunk

>>6604179
>Maybe it's that she appears to be the "fattest" one in the group
it's not that, vulpix!meido seems a little chubby as well but it looks ok with her height
If she was shorter it wouldn't bother me as much I have nothing against tall people but her face is fit for a smaller person, it's the Venus Angelic effect

>> No.6604418

>>6604402

They are all above average. At least for America. Maybe in Europe some of them are a 5, but none of them are ugly. Some of them are just more plain than others.

>> No.6604433

>>6604418
American women are more known for beauty than European women.

And you sound like someone who is afraid to give any woman an unflattering rating simply because you think it's mean.

>> No.6604440

>>6604433
>American women are more known for beauty than European women.


No? Since the U.S has a larger obesity rate and more blending with black people. I just don't think of it being as a candidate.

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>>6604433
>American women are more known for beauty than European women.

lol ok

>you sound like someone who is afraid to give any woman an unflattering rating

Not really. I've seen plenty of fat uggos doing maid cafe stuff. Not afraid to call it like it is, but all of these maids have clear complexions, they're not deformed, and none of them are significantly overweight.

>> No.6604451

>>6604440
The popular ridicule of obesity doesn't negate aspects of beauty and fashion. There's a reason you see so many American models around the world. The only thing European women are universally known for is bad teeth and armpit hair.

>>6604441
You are not an above average beauty simply by not having acne or being overweight.

>> No.6604456

>>6604451
>ridicule of obesity doesn't negate aspects of beauty and fashion

>ridicule

Very well known problem because the people refuse to eat smaller portions with a bit of exercising

>beauty and fashion

Skinny? Tall? Face that meets the measurements? Model

> known for is bad teeth

1st world nations all suffer from bad teeth because they all eat very soft foods.

>armpit hair

Common with anybody

Bunny Mage your neeegro personality is coming out

>> No.6604458

>>6604451
>hurr durr Europe is the UK
Also, the US has a much larger entertainment than the European market. Still, most American men who prefer white women find a certain charm in Euro girls, especially Italian, French, Nordic, and Russian ones. I've never seen an European dude say "I'd like to bang/marry an American woman"... But they do find them easier than those in their home countries.

>> No.6604461

>>6604458
exactly. yes uk women are known for being unattractive, but europe is much well known than usa for having more attractive women. if you want fat black or mexican woman go to usa. if you want slender white beauty go to europe.

>> No.6604468

>>6604461
Keep telling yourself that, ugly. Pushing past the fatties, America has the most beautiful women.

>> No.6604473

>>6604468
Sure, that's why they all go MUH YUROPEAN HERITAGE. "Oh I'm 1/17th Danish, so exotic~"

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>>6604473
How many half white/half latina girls (masterrace) do you come across in Europe? Not many.

Let's not forget that America also has the best cosplayers.

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>>6604475
>who prefer white women
Also, Southern Europe is a thing.

>> No.6604480

>>6604475
>half latina girls

You mean brown shit mixed with whites? Why? They have plenty in eastern bloc

>> No.6604483

>>6604475

Just what we need more nigger shit mixing in with superior white genes

>> No.6604486

>>6604478
I bet that bitch wishes she were half as good looking as Beyonce.

Also, name one God Tier European cosplayer. 'Cause I can't think of any.

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>>6604483
>>6604480
Jealous?

>> No.6604500

>>6604486
Not saying much. Japanese cosplayers tend to look much better than US ones, but I've been to Japan and it was butterfaces, butterfaces everywhere.
She also clearly looks better than Beyonce. Them eyes, that perfect facial structure.

>> No.6604517

>>6604500
lolno. Nobody tops Beyonce. At least you can admit to yourself that Europe has no good cosplayers. That's a start.

And it doesn't matter what your ethnicity is. American people have higher standards of beauty.

For example, we get braces even if we only have one or two teeth out of place. I went to Great Britain and Ireland on a student ambassador trip and all I saw was shitty teeth and gnarly hair.

>> No.6604521

>>6604489
Technically Beyonce is a mix of Black/African, Native American, French and Irish, mostly because her mother is Creole.

Still gorgeous however.

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>>6604517
>thinks niggershit is superior

lol you nigger lovers never cease to amuse me

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>>6604523
Keep telling yourself that white bitch.

>> No.6604537

>>6604523
The fuck is wrong with that girl's teeth?

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>>6604517
>Nobody tops Beyonce.
Suuuure
Also, you're still thinking that Europe = UK (Ireland is still quite close to the UK). In France we all get braces because it's fucking free when you're a teenager.

>> No.6604540

>>6604539
She's still really pretty, actually.

>> No.6604542

>>6604540
She is, but that doesn't mean she's the prettiest girl on earth.

>> No.6604546

>>6604539
Yeah but how come you all never bathe? Every time I meet a French immigrant they always have greasy as fuck hair.

>> No.6604548

>>6604540
>>6604542
The only thing that's pretty is the wig.

>> No.6604553

>>6604548

Agreed. We're talking about women that can't even use their own hair because their own hair is so ugly. That's really this nigger lover's ideal?

>> No.6604555

>>6604548
I bet you look like shit. Stay jealous.

>> No.6604558

>>6604546
How many French immigrants did you meet? Because I haven't noticed people having a much worse hygiene here than in other countries, save for poor people.

>> No.6604562

>>6604558
Go to literally any French restaurant here. A bunch of women with funny accents, greasy hair, no bras, and sweaty foreheads. Even the younger ones.

And let's not forget the foreign exchange students.

>> No.6604567

>>6604562
Well maybe Parisians are the height of hygiene or something because I rarely see any of that shit, again except when I meet poor people.

>> No.6604573

>>6604567
Maybe because you're so used to it that you don't notice?

And how come a person can't even go to Paris without getting everything stolen by your filthy gypsies? Oh France...

>> No.6604576

>>6604553
That must be why lolitas wear wigs then? It's all about the facial aesthetics, really. Which is something most European women lack.

>> No.6604578

>>6604573
I noticed it a lot when I went to Shanghai, as well as in the metro where you have a lot of unclean, poor people in general.
And at least you don't get raped by niggers here.

>> No.6604583

>>6604578
There are rapists everywhere, hun. Are you forgetting all the traveling women who get sold into prostitution in Europe?

>> No.6604585

>>6604583
You mean like your immigrant whores who fund cartels?

>> No.6604587

>>6604585
No. Just young, innocent women who get abducted and sold against their will. It's not just Americans, either.

>> No.6604591

>>6604576
>bringing up cosplay and egl regarding conventional beauty.

you really told me. since some less attractive white girls wear wigs sometimes that makes it acceptable to call niggers beatiful even though their hair is horrific

>> No.6604594

>>6604587
Oh, I'm just saying that if you're going to use "BUT YOU HAVE THAT OVER THERE TOO", you guys have a prostitution problem that is at the very least as big as ours.

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>>6604517
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>>6604517
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>>6604517
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>>6604517
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>>6566459

Is anyone from Chili and can confirm this beauty's existence? :3

WouldSmash/10

>> No.6604743

>>6604739
i know she's so hot i just can imagine her looking down on me and grinding her heel into back of my head with a look of disgust on her face. brb gota fap off

>> No.6605598

KE PASA GRINGOS KLIAOSSSSSS XDDD

>> No.6605627

un zaludo pa xoroi k s vandada xDDDD!!!

Chupen la pinga Narco y cía.

>> No.6605634

>>6605598
>>6605627
>2013
>aún cree que escribir así es divertido
Dejen de hacer esa mierda.

>> No.6605637

>>6605634
Vuelve a ver trampas a Llorón Pride, marica de mierda.

>> No.6605651

>>6604743
>>6604739
I see her a couple of times in Santiago.

>> No.6605659

>>6605637
Me dan asco las trampas, CONCHATUMADRE.

>> No.6605664

>>6605659
¡Uy, qué MALOTE más normalito!

>> No.6605678

>>6605664
Mira feo sarnoso y la conchetumare, hijo de la maraca culiá más fea que nadie se quizo culiar por que tenia la zorra olor a reineta y la champa con tiña y unos piojos del porte de un guarén con hormonas por lo que nadie le quizo jamas meter la punta del pico en la macha con bigotes por temor a contraer gonorrea y andar con la callampa como coliflor y los cocos más irritados que el culo de reo maraco, así que tuviste que mal nacer gracias a que el borracho de tu padre un dia llegó moto y la ramera buena pal cíclope oriental de tu madre se lo violó con la choronga fétida hasta conseguir una gota miserable de eyaculación que cayó al suelo por lo cual se tuvo que resfregar hora y media con la zorra pegada al piso como pulpo para ver si algún espermatozoide rancio le entraba por la vulva leprosa con arestín para después de 9 meses dar a luz al hijo de puta más aweonao que este mundo pudo llegar a albergar al cual no le queda más opción que seguir su destino y prostituirse analmente como taxy boy hasta quedar con hemorroides con el culo tirando besos como boca con colágeno, chupa pico y la perra culiá de tu hermana seca pa pintarse los labios menores con la pichula de su perro cachorro por que dice que parece rush la puta culiá buena p'al cabeza de haba a la cual me he culiao en reiteradas veces hasta dejarle el choro humeando como el volcán de Chaitén, y la circunferencia anal del chico Julio como neumático de camión minero. Ese prospecto de mojón caminante culiao capaz de crear este tema imbécil digno de pendejo pokemón amariconado hueco como cuchuflí barquillo sin la más mínima neurona culiá en su microscópico cerebro... PARA LA PRÓXIMA SÉ MENOS WEÓN Y POSTEA UNA HUEA QUE NO SEA TAN FAIL, POR LA CHUCHETUMARE.

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>>6605678
¡¡Pero que pasa papá!! Tanto tiempo perrín ¿como hay estado? Soy el Daniel po, si estoy igual, un poco mas musculoso no mas... saaaa!!
¿Por que no fuiste al carrete de reencuentro del curso el sabado hueón? ¿No te invitaron? Puta que mala perrín, igual yo no lo organicé.
Estaba tu amiga po, la Nicole, andaban juntos pa todos lados... sipo, pololeamos 3 años nosotros... ahora está pololeando con otro hueón, pero entre tu y yo, igual me la culié en el carrete ajajaja.
¿En que estai tu? Ah dale, yo estoy estudiando comercial en la FEN, todavía me acuerdo cuando me dijieron que te gané en la PSU de matemáticas hueón, no lo podía creer ajajaja, si tu erai seco.
Ahora ya no juego football perro, me cambié a Rugby ahora y soy el capitán del equipo de la U, mis dias de promesa quedaron atrás jaja. ¿Te acordai cuando hiciste extraprogramática de football en 1ero medio? Y todos te decían el queso ajaja, no erai tan malo zorrón, hubierai seguido jugando no mas.
Puta tantos recuerdos de media, como cuando metimos a tu amigo ese... uno chico... el Carlos, lo metimos al water ajajaja... ¿Erai tu? Ajajaja, en todo caso, fue el Vicente, yo le dije que no lo hiciera.
¿Todavía jugai en los computadores? Me acuerdo cuando instalaron el Counter en los del colegio y siempre ganaba cuando jugabamos. Nunca olvidaré esa vez que te pillé campeando y te metí el medio golazo ajajajaja.
Un dia salgamos a carretear por perrín, me avisai por facebook cualquier cosa, ahí te presento unas minits, matador.
Ya campeón, me largo que tengo que ir a lavar la F-150, como se ensució la hueá en las dunas allá en el norte pero lo pasamos fi-le-te.
¡Chaooooo perroooooo!

>> No.6605699

>>6605683
Lee de nuevo esto >>6605678

>> No.6605702

>>6605699
Llórame un río, nuevito.

>> No.6605710

>>6605702
Ya, okas.

>> No.6605715

>>6605710
>comodines para aliviar el dolor de culito
Patético.

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>>6605683

¡Bueeeeena, perrits! ¿Cómo va?
No po, no fui el sábado. De hecho, vengo llegando de Londres y ando de pasada. Sí pos, estoy haciendo un MBA allá. Me gané una Beca Chile, así que no pago por estudiar, ¡incluso me pagan, jajaja! Aunque viviendo en pareja igual se sufre un poco con 3000 libras mensuales, pero lo paso malito allá, caletashhh. Me voy de viaje todos los fines de semana. Ibiza es bacán.
¿Y tú? ¿en Comercial todavía? Ya okas, pero igual estás atrasado varios años, súper viejo ya. Pero filo, mientras pagues el arancel no hay problema, total, la empresa de tu viejo no se va a acabar...uhhhh ¿quebro? ¡sorry perro, no tenía ni idea! Igual podrían tirar currículum donde mi viejo, en una de esas resulta.
Ahhhh, ahora que me acuerdo, me pillé con tu ex del colegio, la Trini. Andaba con su hermana de vacaciones por Europa. No voy a decir nada, pero me dejaron seco. Se-co. El mejor trío de mi vida. Puro sexo y drogas, la dura viejo. Más encima todo legal y de primera calidad. Fi-le-te.
Bueno zorrón, ando medio atrasado para una reunión de negocios. Ahí nos mantenemos en contacto por Facebook. En una de esas, si vas a Inglaterra nos juntamos, aunque lo veo difícil. ¡Chao papurri!

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>>6605721
>mcc yo inventé ese Meme™
>esc nunca vas a ser ese zorrón al que todos saludan en las discos, que se agarra a la mejor minita, se la lleva a su departamento, y después de que ella le chupa el pene la echa dándole plata para el taxi, y, no contento con ello, llama posteriormente a una trampa para jalar entre sus tetas, penetrarla y eyacular al unísono, y después de eso sus amigos lo llaman para subir a la nieve, y mientras está en el jeep recibe en su iPhone un mensaje de la Flo, quien le dice que desde que terminaron no le ha llegado la regla, pero que no se preocupe, que su viejo le va a pagar el aborto, luego de lo cual él se reclina en el asiento del jeep y piensa: "este va a ser un fin de semana fi-le-te, perrito"

>> No.6605981

Bumpo for more pictures, OP!

>> No.6606172

>>6568676
I've always been wondering why we even have American Dollars, Canadian Dollars and Hong Kong Dollars, etc.
I think it's a leftover from the days when we traded with precious metal coins. I don't know. Sage for off-topic.

>> No.6606187

>>6597225
ITT: Everybody's knowledge of countries comes from some shitty movie.

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wtf happened to this thread?

The major maid cafes in my area are Neko Neko and Kira Kira
imo Neko Neko has prettier girls but Kira Kira has better conversational companions.

I can run my mouth longer than I can tease myself looking at pretty 12 year olds

pic related
top Neko Neko
bottom Kira Kira

>> No.6606779

>>6606748
I wouldn't be caught dead in either of them.