/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I really think everyone should start using construction paper wigs.

my favorite thread in the universe

I love these threads!

>>6564667
>dat advertising

You gotta be squiddin me

...have you never seen Tiger&Bunny? It's supposed to be like that.

>>6564667
> Triceps
> Elbows
> Leg veins

>>6564712

LMAO geodude mode

seriously

>>6564673
Is it wrong that I'm more angry about Dash not wearing running shoes than the bad cosplay?

>>6564741

Yes.

>>6564755
Not commenting on the cosplay or anything, but damn, that Black Widow's hair is cute as fuck.

These are from a con that happened this year on my shitty phone, their for the most part pretty shitty ass cosplays if anyone wants a small dump of them

>>6564659
>>6564664
>>6564666
These have to be bad on purpose. They're having a laugh. They have to be.

>>6564803
Noticed that too.

/r/ing that one pic of scanty that always gets (or used to, i haven't been here in a few months) posted in these threads

>>6564860
Holy shit. It took me a few seconds to get who she was trying to be. I didn't figure it out until I realized what she was doing. That's fucking terrifying.

well whatever here comes a mini dump

>>6564948

Oh some small details, apperently this couple found themselves at an anime con and decided to get married as Rukia and Ichigo at the con..

>>6564755
High School Avengers!!!

>>6564916
That is creepy.

>>6564932
Except for the fat Kikyou, most of these look good.

>>6564970
She would have made a good Kaede. Unfortunately very rarely will fat people cosplay someone their size.

>>6565087
Anybody have the picture where Ryuk is waving his arms in the air.

>>6565087
Here you go.

>>6565144
I second this.

>>6565144
plz anons

nvm i post

>>6564676
oh my god

>>6564916
>>6565087

dear god why


>>6565005

that ramona is legit

>>6565005
That Luka looks like a disobedient avocado.

this is supposed to be a moogle

>>6565519
>Light ur self on fire and ill send 3buck for da galon of gas no way ill send u 5

>>6565543
fucking lost it
game over everyone else go home

>>6565543
i like how they are wearing matching purple pants.

>>6565087
Looks like a Sesame Street character.

>>6565543
Avengers really killed the Marvel Universe for me.

Spidey is the only good thing there's left, since it wasn't ruined by shallow females yet.

>>6565305
Looks like...Death Note?

>>6565646
>implying spidey is good
Looks like someone's not reading the comics.

Did someone say avengers?

>>6565865
Of course I'm not going through all that shit. The only good Spiderman is Riami's Spiderman, one of the video games, the title of which I can't exactly remember, and the Spiderman series from the 90s.

Like seriously
>Doctor Octopus
>Superior Spiderman

How can you buy that shit?

>anyone who buys a black sabbath shirt, a cheap arch reactor and sharpies a mustache on their face should be lynched

Dear /cgl/,

Please stop fatties from cosplaying.

Sincerely yours,
/fit/

>>6565919
Is it bad that I've seen this pic so many times now that I want to go up to her and jiggle her flabby titties?

>>6565968
Yes it is.

>>6565966
What the fuck do you think they are, our pets or something?

You can't just say NO BAD HAMLARD STOP COSPLAYING and expect results.

also /fit/ pls go

>>6565988

Well do SOMETHING with them, i mean seeing >>6564860 almost made me throw up all of my gains. You're always with them at cons, cyanide filled muffins?

>>6565966
No. The ones that dress responsibly are cool; only the ones where fat is blurting out all sides due to too-small costume are the ones we mock.

>>6566013
Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed the shitier the cosplay, the shittier the house/yard?

>>6565968
At first i was disgusted by your comment and then I realized, the correct answer is no. I feel the same way. I bet those things feel really gross.

>>6564803
>>6564846
Ugh, i disagree so much

she's got that type of hair/bangs combo that's so thick that it looks like it's eating her head

Those eyes are going to haunt my nightmares

>>6566122

>>6564888
there's elesa in the background

>>6565543
Best Muscle Man cosplay ever.

>>6566242
I only see some vocaloid in the bckground

>>6566016
No, shut the fuck up and die fat cunt.

Fatties = scum of Earth.

>>6566264
there we go its badly done sorry

>>6566264
Well played

This actually won a cosplay contest. Really.

>>6567784
Did they sleep in it?

"gothic Hatsune Miku"

>>6565988
>You can't just say NO BAD HAMLARD STOP COSPLAYING and expect results.

Have you ever tried it?

>>6565543
Oh god. That Bruce in the middle. I would ravage his asshole.

>>6565540
oh god her coscom posts.

>>6565503
I almost choked on my tea reading that.
Bless you, anon.

>>6568234

This is my favorite.
prince gumball with the ice queen

>>6568234
I don't like it, the outfit is entirely too casual for gumball. I like his height though.

Ice Queen in the second picture looks good though.

>>6567834
2P Canada isn't too bad..

>>6568252
keep in mind that his waifu in the first picture is supposed to be the ice queen.

wit that said, here, have another picture

>>6568320
huig[ajhnuigvewno[ag 9032 o[aefm]pa fe waj io[ fewa vdsahr teahera fo[a mop'a ew

I think it's the Sailor Avengers?
I don't really get it...

>>6568335
It's like apart of a fandom's life cycle is to go through a shitty sailor moon cosplay group.

>>6567784
He won a "skit" contest. TBF his skit was actually pretty good, it was a perfect dance but his outfit. THAT WIG, DEAR GOD

>>6568335
I actually kind of like Sailor...uh, Hulk.

>>6568578
Is his skit on youtube? I'm kinda curious.

>tfw they think it's good

>>6564888
Isn't that some girl? Shana from coscom?

>>6567784
So there were people worst then this?

>>6568320
Someone her size should not do turtle-shell bondage. Its just not right.

The bow is a nice touch

Turtle impotence

At least no one can see your face

It's a Gundam

The chocobo is my favorite

These are not the 'droids you're looking for (...thank God)

Years of climate change have taken their toll

Actually I like her costume but Shinji makes it hilarious

>captcha: strong chingz

>>6572734
>posting buttmad tumblr SJW comics

>>6572734
>thinking people only find fatter people pull off bad cosplays

A tall skinny black guy can't be a good Bane.
Go post your shit images on tumblr.

>>6564888
I think I know this girl. She just had a baby but she keeps wearing midriff heavy costumes.

>>6572780

I.... dont think this one is that bad. A bit shiny, but it's a magical girl cosplay I've accepted shiny sort of comes with the territory (lovely when it's not so blinding though as magical girls can go no satin)

>>6564813
plz

>>6566364
The Skyla/Fuuro is cute.

>>6567805
Totally off-topic, but - I'm usually not that much into J-Nig (I'm not a fan of the cakeup), but this is the first time I've found myself attracted to her and her ass is really cute (not as flat as popular opinion implies)

>>6572794
It's really just Cure Marine there that's bad. The sectioning on her leotard isn't even attached.

>>6572794
Yeahno, those are horribly constructed.

Honestly there is a LOT of poor construction, attractive cosplayer pics on Cure. Complete with terrible shoop, of course. You could have a thread of those alone.

>>6572846
I've seen shoddier one but maybe I'm spoiled by some of the shit I've seen floating around here before when those look 'no that bad to me'

But I will give you not a one of them looks very well fitted and the shoes on all three are bugging me along with the way the skirt petals look so... poofy.

Not good cosplay, but I wouldnt consider it worthy of /cgl/'s bad cosplay thread.

>>6572846
>>6572836
Yeah. Cure Marine's is the worse of the three. I think construction wise from best to worse, it goes Cure Sunshine, Cure Blossom, Cure Marine. Though I think Cure Blossom has the better skirt of the three.

The tiny cuffs holding the cape on.
The bondage suit.
The crotch zipper.
There is just so much here!

>>6572889
That looks like some ones gimp fetish batman oc.

>dem stripper heels

Pretty simple character. How she got it so wrong, I'll never know

>>6572931
The fuck is wrong with her hips? Are they shopped?

This is "Miki Sayaka, Blood version".

>>6574771
That's just lazy/closet cosplay

>>6574779
My bad, I had never realized the distinction, sorry. I got it now.

>>6573557

what the actual fuck.

>>6572727
This outfit had potential if done right but, that didn't happen.

>>6572780
The Cure Marine and Cure Blossom are okay but, not all that great. Cure Sunshine is the best out of the bunch though.

>>6574771
She's cute as fuck.

>>6582305
>>6568320
>>6564667

no no no fucking no. There is -zero- excuse as to why you are that big. It's not fucking genes or hormones or whatever your corpulent ass uses as an excuse. How the fuck do you let yourself get that big. How.

>>6568320
Christ

Aw yeaah

I accept that every woman wants to feel sexy, but seeing shit like this just makes me flaccid.

Found another classic

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

Big tits=/=Yoko. She's shaped like a chocolate bar.

I don't really mind fat people btw, as long as they are nice and hygienic.

But they should show a little bit of self-respect once in a while.

>>6572981
YUUUP.

>>6582428
there is only one there that looks good.
and she's about to be eaten by the yeti on the left.

>>6582428
This is what regret looks like

>>6572981
>>6582459
No, Hex Hypoxia just has a riddic figure.

>>6582511
>dont laugh send help.png
LOL, anon, you made my day.

>>6582515
She needs to take up belly dancing then. For the sake of her poor tummy.

>>6582424
Not cool, only kids can really bring out Yotsuba.

>>6582562

Just thought I'd throw this in here, but I used to be so paranoid about my own belly pouch, only ever wearing clothes that restricted or hid it, until my boyfriend at the time told me he actually preferred women with a small tummy.... and then his friend, and then another friend of his, until every guy at this party were all discussing how they preferred a woman's stomach whilst the women stood with their jaws hitting the floor.

General consensus is that it's only really women that hate no having a flat stomach because they think men don't like it, when in reality they do.

>>6582597
Way to perpetuate the idea that women only change their physical appearance to suit the tastes of men. I wouldn't want a stomach pooch because it's fucking disgusting, regardless of what men think.

>>6582507
I think you're suffering a bit from the group-of-girls effect here. They all look terrible and buttery.

Also, I think this is one of the most horrifying cosplays someone from /cgl/ ro 4chan can encounter.

>>6582604
Same

>>6582605
You sure?
Though yes, it is by far one of the worst.

>>6582678

It's the paint and the meme faggotry.

>>6582696
Oh you don't say, Sherlock.

>>6582696
Ive seen this picture before.... but not on /cgl/ and for the life of me I cant remember where.

Also I always get a chuckle out of that master chief. I mean sure Cortana over there is horridly repulsive. But it's like you couldnt make bigger armor, so you just put the regular sized armor on a black zentai suit anyways

>>6582604
>>6582674

itt feminist witches

>>6582604

>uncontrollable fat distribution is totally disgusting!

Your fat head is pretty gross too.

>>6565543
is that green honda from street fighter ?

>>6582424
fatsuba

>>6582605
i-is that slutkip from A-kon?

Just a quick note to the "pooch" discussion going on. Since someone suggested "bellydancing" as an exercise to lose that stomach fat.

It's worth noting that "point exercises" (eg. doing crunches to get rid of abdominal fat) is a myth. Fat is removed by the body through the same mechanism it was distributed, meaning doing a bunch of crunches (while a good exercise) is not going to get rid of belly fat any more than any other calorie-burning, muscle-building exercise.

So...

tl;dr you can't "work off" belly fat specifically. General weight loss=belly loss

I'd like to think my stomach pooch is fucking beautiful. Just putting that out there.

>>6572893
Pretty sure it's meant to be Batgirl.

Bumping this for more fun.

>>6582769
No, fat in general is disgusting, regardless of where it is. Go for a run. inb4 proana. Not at all, I just think fit bodies are the best.

>>6582999
Good. As long as you like it for yourself.

>>6584024
>regardless of where it is

So women shouldn't have breasts at all, not even an A cup, because all fat is disgusting?

>>6584217
Not that anon, but breast fat is a different kind of fat. Also flatchest master race.

>>6584024
get out of the thread BM

>>6584213

Let's get started

I've been wanting to post this somewhere

>>6584219

Well then I got a waifu for ya!

>>6572753
I've missed you, Chris

>>6572665
Holy Shit i love this

>>6572680
It's the White Devil

>>6572727
Dat penguin

>>6584213
the $5 girl looks like she MIGHT have potential but I can't tell

>>6584213
I'm actually a very handsome guy and i have a pretty large peen
>tfw i do chicks like these jsut for fun
>tfw i have superiority complex
>tfw i get off on being worshiped by horrible ugly women

yeah i got issues buddy...

Okay, I'm gonna blow all your minds
So many fat people on /cgl/ but do you realize that
/cgl/ is next to /ck/

>>6584388

>>6584024

You know women have to have a body fat percentage of around 18.5 - 25 to be considered healthy?

You're a moron if you think anything below that is healthy or attractive, and this is coming from an ex-anorexic.

>>6584393
Welcome to 4chan newfag.

By the way, /ck/ gets shipped with /co/ not us.

Because /co/ck/

HURRHURRHURR.

>>6568674
She's fat bro

>>6584442
>people surely can't like fat women
>only my standards are plausible

keep lying to yourself sonny, maybe one day you'll luck out and lose that virginity

>>6572780
Would plow the blonde one

>>6582604
CHECK YOUR CIS PRIVILEGE SCUM

>>6584376
no just look at her fucking knees

disgusting

>>6584448
That sure showed him you're a strong big healthy woman who don't need no man

Does anybody kno the last name of the gurl Danielle from king of the nerds she's too fine

This should be Ren from Uta no Prince-sama

>>6584338
The cosplays not bad but the face... also waaaay to much eyeliner. And the skirt needed a not shiny fabric.

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You have been chosen, anon. Follow one of these links and copy and paste all these links and post them in that thread or board. I am the Rainmaker. We will see this done.

And when each of these links dies, and the threads are gone... you will be enlightened!

what are analbeads?

>>6567814
Seems like an okay concept, but ouch that makeup.

>>6584508

should is the key word here

Wat

>>6584965
I'm gonna blame deviantart for this.

>>6584965
lol background nose picking

meet Android 18

*pops out of closet*

>>6585036
finn has a severe heroin problem

>>6585036
He would make the most accurate and terrifying slenderman ever.

>>6564741
You SHOULD be angry about satin.

>>6564970
I think it was more or less for the disturbing fursuit Kirara humping the smaller one.

>>6565032
That face
>Oh shit what are you doing

>>6585224
Derp

>>6566122
There is too much wrong in this picture to describe

>>6572883
But they just don't look uniform. They probably made the three costumes individually and as a result, the costumes only look like they belong together because the gaudy colors and the material. I haven't seen this series and I wouldn't be able to tell they were together if I saw them in individual photographs

>>6566122
I find this image very arousing solely because it looks like some passionate tit-sucking.

>>6582678
To be honest, I can't bring myself to call middle-aged men in ridiculously out-of-character costumes "bad," no matter how terrible the costume is. The only real point is to be funny by shock value.

The day I see a hairy black man in a quality Sailor Moon cosplay
>Props, wig, boots, NO FUCKING SATIN
is the day I die from happiness.

>>6567834
>workout lines

>>6564860
It's like somebody photoshopped skinny legs on a hambeast.

>>6572673
>youtried.jpg

>>6572696
... is ... is that ... saran wrap?

>>6585148
Holy shit, you're right.

>>6582696

I fucking lost it.

Thank you.

At least he can really claim to be master chief given how it looks like he knows his way around a kitchen.

>>6585036
auschwitz time!

>>6585036
I actually recoiled and screamed in fear at that picture.

Please tell me it's a shoop. Please.

>>6585591
Hell no it's not

Nightmare time with jake the man and finn the planeswalker

>>6585771
>Dat package

>>6568335
Sailor Thor doesn't look half bad actually

>>6585789

>not the .gif

That Finn scares me

>>6585776
nigga needs to get tested for marfan syndrom holy hell.

>>6585209
It looks more like cheap costume velvet than satin to me.

>>6573557
lol This girl again

>>6584338
That's a man, right? That can't possibly be a woman

>>6582305
mello? more like jello

>>6586532
Oh dear lordy, what do we have here?
The goddess of bad cosplay, herself?

>>6585036
are those real life yaoi hands?

>>6585776
I have the most weird, shameful goddamn boner right now.

>>6586611
I'm embarrassed by how hard that made me laugh.

>Bad Cosplay
>No Fat Lupin the Third

Knew I should have saved it last 'Bad Coseplay' thread...

>>6585148
needs to happen.

>>6585776
>>6585771
but seriously, I can't stop staring.

>>6586678
haha, is that for real? I can't imagine an artist really drawing like that...

>>6585036
He has Marfan Syndrome.

>>6586718
Yup. Look up Shungiku Nakamura. Her art used to be fucking full of god awful anatomy. She has been getting better though.

>>6585776
This dude needs to cosplay someone from Clamp.

>>6566122
Link to source?

>>6565919
at first im like okay another shitty "sexy female loki" bullshit costume on an unattractive lady

but then i saw the boobs

>>6582999
trips, i know its not a big thing on this board but still, sage for no content and off topic.

>>6586718
As some one that has read 80%ish of mangafox's yaoi, all of yaoiheavens shota and various other ones, I have legit, seen far, far worse. it's even funniet when they give them these tiny little heads and shoulders the length of a football field.

>>6586779
no, don't start shitting up this board with that kind of thing.

>>6586532
EVERYTHING IS TERRIFYING
ESPECIALLY HER FACE holy hell

>>6568335

>That Salor Hulk.

I love it when people cosplay their body types.

And I love these threads. It's really funny to see the lengths people go for their cosplay with their own resources and imagination.

>>6586854
I don't see anything wrong with this photo

>>6587219
Aside from the terrible looking man in the green wig.

>>6573557
Who the hell is she supposed to be? Cloud?

>>6586718
Uh-huh. Standard yaoi hands. You should see the hands in Junjou Romantica. Oh my.

>>6586854
Vendetta. Not everyone has an animu face get over it. The cosplay itself is fine.

These are my friends. I fucking love them.

I don't even

>>6587440
Neon colors make the poor baby Jesus cry.

>>6587440
is that latex? that must have cost so much but it looks so awful

>>6587440
>>6587440
My mind is full of fuck.

>>6586532
Am I the only one who notices that her areolas are showing?

>>6587553
I wanted to say, but I don't wanna point it out to anyone fortunate enough to not notice.

>>6587553
>>6587577
your posts actually just made me go see what was going on
i am now going to have a nightmare tonight because of her face
thanks.

>>6587590
THE MAN IN GAUZE, THE MAN IN GAUZE.

>>6587226
Doesn't really look that bad to me to be honest.

>>6585771
>>6585776
>>6585036
But no seriously, this is my new favorite thing.

>>6586854
That's PikminLink, right?

>>6586532

And I was happy I haven't seen a Godoka cosplay so bad enough to fall into these threads.

WAS.

>>6572727
Background Mr Karate Aya makes me want to cosplay as a sin sack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3AaL-C3o

maybe acen '14 so I have time to get aesthetic

>>6584965
I cannot stop lauging holy shit

>>6587553
why
why did you have to point that out

>>6587332
cosplay is more than the clothes you wear.

It's... not bad but... it's...

>>6587614
Holy shit!

>>6587553
DDD:

>>6588936
It's nerds in costume. Super serious business.

>>6589124
>Cosplay.
>Implying one needs a "costume".

>>6589167
Bad cosplayers seem to invoke the "it doesn't matter" excuse whenever they get called out on looking bad.

>>6586532

>>6586532
OH GOD! SHE TRIED TO MAKE THE "KAWAII" BLUSH ON HER FACE.

WHY DID IT BACKFIRE SO HORRIBLY?

>>6589335
No, you're right. It totally matters. Dressing up as cartoon characters isn't something you dick around with, you either do it right or not at all.

>>6587319
OH MY GOD I JUST REALISED THEIR HANDS IN MY BOOK NOW WHY DID I GET THE BOOKS I DON'T KNOW

Hey there~
Come a little closer~

CLOSER.

>>6589428
>>6589429
Aaaaand hidden thread

>>6586609
No, that's a woman. She always uses that kind of make up for ALL of her cosplays (and crossplays) along with her girlfriend. Both of them look like transvestites and it looks fucking terrible but they insist that's their ~unique style~. It sure took her a while to be posted here lol, too bad I'm not on my laptop to post her partner.

>>6589429
>>6589428
Fuck you that's scary

>>6589453
My mind is now full of fuck. I never call another woman "man faced" because it's a dick thing to say but... oh dear...

>>6589124
I love that damn wig though

>>6572734
It's different because women are meant to be sex symbols.

>>6567834

>>6564666

...Is that a Burger King crown?

>>6582912

No, Slutkip is actually of an attractive figure, she just happens to be a slut.

That thing up there, I'm assuming, is parodying her.

At least I hope so. Oh god, do I hope so.

>>6582432
I see a nipple

>>6589366
>kawaii blush
You.... you're fucking right! I didn't recognize that as a blush! I thought she somehow HURT herself there and bled. That's why I felt so bad for thinking she had an unfortunate face. Oh god..

>>6589366
It backfired so horribly because blush doesn't go UNDER your cheeks. lololol.

I didn't even know that was blush until you pointed it out.

>>6587237
Liz from seikon no qwaser I would think. Honestly with a better wig and some makeup it'd be pretty accurate