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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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T-there's no such thing as after con orgies...r-right?

I mean, how would one even go about getting in one of these things...ha...you would have to be a loser to want to be in one...

But hypothetically, you know, for the losers, how would you even join?

>> No.6564599

>>6564587
Most cosplayers are hambeasts anyway.

>> No.6564602

>>6564599
Who doesn't like sticking it in a porker every now and then?

>> No.6564600

>>6564587
By being a nice, attractive, sociable person who has some working relationship with people before the con even starts.

>> No.6564607

Step 1: Be hot.
Step 2: Don't be ugly.

>> No.6564612

OP, people are fucking with you.

It's an urban myth.

>>6564602
I do have a fantasy of forcing a fat girl to oink while fucking her.

Afterward though I'd probably kill myself.

>> No.6564615

No orgies but it's not too hard to hook up with other cosplayers if you're a genuinely nice person.

>> No.6564622

>>6564615
>going to a con while single
>going to a con alone

No one does this.

>> No.6564627

>going to first con with a bunch of girls
>haha anon just wait until the first night ;)
>lol anon how are you still a virgin? You're so cute!
I'm OK with this.

>> No.6564630

jesus christ..

I'll simplify it for you all

Can you normally get yourself to hook up with 3 other people irl? If you can, you can do it at a convention.

If you answered no, then you can't.

Also threesomes/foursomes suck since you can't avoid choosing favorites/someone always gets hurt.

Sage for underage/aspie shit

>> No.6564634

>>6564607
Dude. Think about this for a second.

Anime. Convention. Orgy.

If you're not picturing the ugliest, fattest collection of human beings alive you're picturing wrong.

>> No.6564637

>>6564627
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>> No.6564639

>>6564637
I didn't say they were 10/10's.
;_:
I'm an uke anyways.

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6564643

>>6564634
whyy anon?

>> No.6564646

>>6564634
Even if you go willingly, you'll feel like you were raped.

>> No.6564650

>>6564639
>
from the Japanese verb 'ukeru' (receive) it's used in anime/manga and fanfiction for the "bottom" or "passive" in a yaoi/shounen-ai (male/male) relationship.

Uhh...dats gay bro.

>> No.6564655

>>6564622
You go to a con to meet people you know from the internet.
Happens all the time.

>> No.6564654

>>6564650
Uke just means bottom, not really gay.

>> No.6564656

>>6564655
.............................oh

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6564684

>>6564654
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uke
>Uke, role in relationship between males in yaoi or shōnen-ai media

Please don't use words if you don't know what they mean.

>> No.6564695

>>6564622
I've done that... Twice.

>> No.6564750

>>6564650
>>6564654
>>6564684
Faggot here.

Yea, thats petty damn gay bro.

>> No.6564835

I dont know about orgies, but there are tons of room parties which sometimes have sex involved

>> No.6564839

>>6564684
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uke
oh well I'm not opposed to being fucked by a guy
I get hit on enough by them anyways

>> No.6565658

Good looking girls would stop cosplaying if it weren't for the sex involved. Attention is nice, but the orgies are the cherry on top.

>> No.6565668

This thread is amusing.

I do remember though a thread made here a few months back that there's a con that has a well publicized mass orgy of some sort at the con. It's not very good obviously, but still hilarious and frightening at the same time to think about.

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6565717

I'll never understand why a straight person would want to join a threesome as the same-sex person (i.e a girl joining a mff threesome/vice verca). One person will just get less attention and that person will probably just feel like shit. Not to mention potential drama if it's a threesome with a couple.

If the person is bisexual, then it's obvious, but straight? Just don't get it.

Also I'm not murrikan, but hooking up at a con should be easy as shit. You people have parties with alcohol and shit, and you all have nerdy hobbies as a common interest and therefore an imediate icebreaker. How could you NOT manage to hook up at a con?