/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Also did anyone go to Shadocon?

>rocket launcher I was talking about

>tfw everyone wants to touch your prop... AND IT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

>tfw you meet celebrities

>>6426411
>>tfw people think youre an arrogant asshole because you forgot their name on the third day of the con from meeting them on the first day
I do my best to never say people's names at all because I am damn well never going to remember them. I am horrible with names. Even that "repeat 3 times" thing doesn't work.

>tfw OP just wants to spam pictures of themselves and their costume instead of actually waiting ten minutes to see if anyone else will respond.

>>6426438

>tfw they remember your name and add you on facebook
>tfw you still have no idea who they are

>>6426450

>tfw you're right and I want to make friends

>tfw homestucks everywhere

>tfw getting harassed by two drunk guys outside the convention center at three in the morning asking to buy your con props then asking you and your friend to have a battle to the death in character with the props they wanted to "buy" WHILE placing bets on who would win

>>6426411 tfw you have to pay for internet at a hotel
Tether your smartphone to your laptop and get internet off of it. I have to pay roaming, but it STILL manages to be cheaper than paying $10 a day for internet at a hotel, plus internet at airports.

>>6426611
>Say sure
>Price with gross margin at 200%

Profit.

>Get in hotel after first day of con
>Cries of people fucking like crazy in both my neighbour rooms

Thanks god it was only for one night

>tfw OP is pretty cute but feel like a creeper asking to be his friend
>tfw someone wrecks your wig on accident the day of the con
>tfw a homestuck hugs you and leaves a part of their makeup with you
>tfw dropping your spaghetti all over your favorite VA when you meet them

>tfw your smoker going to a con

That's all feels encompassed.

>>6426796
Once again fails to contribute to a topic and instead posts a random "Look at me!" comment.

>>6426802
u tell em m8

OP, I think it's just that your face and demeanor suggest that you love yourself. A lot. As does posting a load of pictures of yourself.

This may be unfair but I'd be very surprised if I alone had this impression.

>>6426802
And used your instead of you're too.

>>6426796
Dude, you became a huge tryhard since you got a girlfriend. What happened?

>>6426858

Nah, he seems pretty smug. Shame too since his cosplay is pretty good.

>>6426796
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>go to first ever con
>get blind drunk after
>stumble to friends hotel room after a rough night
>they tell me i got off with a girl and show me a pic
>solid 8/10
I don't even fucking remember the night... :I

>>6426419
I was there. You shoudl have stayed at a different hotel, it was $40 cheaper/night only a couple blocks away. I have better pictures of you than you have of you. I'll upload them sometime tomorrow.

>>6426858
>>6426923
He totally was. His cosplay looked even better in person, but he seemed like a douche.

>>6426887
>no longer contributes to threads
>acts smug
>got a girlfriend.
>a girlfriend
>girlfriend

There's your answer. He's already out-done every other male on /cgl/ on that score alone. Why should he make an effort? He's already won.

>>6426858
>cosplay board
>posts his cosplay
>GEE YOU'RE GOOD LOOKING BUT SUCH AN ATTENTION HOOR

So the jelly isn't just limited to the females of /cgl/ I see.

>tfw spandex lolita hambeasts stalk you relentlessly

>>6427343
>seemed like
That's how a lot of people seem before you go up and get to know them, at least from my experience.

So whats up with the whole slapping Umbrella Corp emblems on tactical shit?

>>6426450
At least OP's a cutie.

Fucking cosplayers are a bunch of manchildren

>tfw too socially anxious to go to cons
>tfw I will never cosplay
T_T

I hate this feel. I'll just head back to /r9k/ now

>tfw OP looks like my boyfriend

>>6427522
take your feels with you lil bitch

>tfw you had nothing to eat but pocky and ramune
>tfw you see someone cosplaying the same character and pulling it off better
>tfw lots of jailbait in gogo rave gear at the rave
>tfw only 9 hours of sleep the entire con

OP, one of my friends was with her boyfriend at the time but still came over to me to point you out and fangirl secretly across the way about how hot you are jfc

>>6427345
>>6426947
>>6426887
>>6426867
>>6426815
>>6426802
>tfw anon complains when youre an asshole
>tfw anon complains when you aren't an asshole
>tfw anon complains about posting bateman
>tfw anon complains about not posting bateman
>tfw anon complains when you stop shitposting in nonshitposting threads
>tfw anon complains when you don't stop shitposting in nonshitposting threads
>tfw anon complains no matter what you do
>tfw anon is a woman and doesn't know what they want
>tfw it ain't con season so why give a fuck
>tfw qt3.14159 gf

> seeing a cosplay you'd never expect to see, and the person cosplaying is really cool and into the fandom as well.

> having a wishlist of things to find at the con, and finding everything on it and at a better price than you'd find elsewhere.

> sitting front row to a panel for a guest you really anticipate seeing.

>>6427576
I don't care, but I'm pretty sure all those anons know what they want, and they want you to stop posting, or at least stop posting identifiably.

>>6427587
>I-i-it's n-n...not like I care or anything smoker-kun...

>>6427594
Yeah, I'm a fat dude, but if that's what you wanna picture...

>>6427606

>>6427985
Fuck forgot pic

>Taking pictures with people at cons
>Homestuck asks me a for a picture
>Go to put my arm around them, but they tell me not to just in case their makeup smudged off
>They also ended up giving me change for a vending machine when I was short
>tfw

>tfw OP's "costume" is nothing but a cheap airsoft plate carrier and motocross armor

Buddy... you look like a pile of walking kitbash fail. Your battle rattle bears little to no resemblance to an Umbrella Soldier. Also, you look like an ugly faggot. You, your gothy little girlfriend and people like you are the reason Shinji Mikami doesn't work on the games anymore.

Here, let me show you how to do Biohazard properly. Also 6/10. I took the bait. You pig fucker.

>>6428249
>waaaah my tacticool is better than ur armer U CUD NEVER BATTEL IN REAL LIFE

>>6428249
I was going to make a serious response but then I saw it was Marsh.

>>6428249
Well considering OP is cosplaying the RE movie soldiers which are extremely different than the ones you did, not really sure why you're HURRRRR LOOK I KNOW HOW TO SHOP AT MILITARY SURPLUS.

>>6428249

>cheap airsoft plate carrier and motocross armor

Don't forget the jeans

>>6428265
Pretty sure he's wearing some leathery or waxcoated material pants with match okay.

>>6428254
>>6428262

He still looks like a walking piece of shit. Seriously, it's a fucking stupid looking setup.

>>6428273
You forgot your trip marsh

>>6428273
true, but its the fact that he blew up like his virginity was in danger

also Marsh is like 30 years old and gets mad about anything about tacticool or dressing up resident evil costumes

>>6428273
>>6428273
not even about that anymore

dude you blew up like your virginity was in danger

also you're like 30 years old and still get mad about anything about tacticool or dressing up resident evil costumes

fyi you forgot name

>>6428262
No, cocksucker (and I mean that literally and figuratively), nothing he wears bears any resemblance to what Umbrella soldiers wear in the films, save for it all being black. First movie they wear customized nylon uniforms, each one kitbashed from a mishmash of 90's era tactical gear and computer cables. Apocalypse, the UBCS wear what my wife and I are wearing in my picture, black M69 flak vest, custom 90s Rhodesian field vest and urban tiger stripe pants. My friend on the left is dressed as an Umbrella Centurion, clad in Hatch's CPX1000 series riot armor. In Extinction they wear riot helmets and black ranger vests. Pretty basic. Afterlife they wear standard Blackhawk rifleman vests and black PASGT helmets. Retribution they wear M50 gas masks, trench coats and customized paintball vests.

Now shut your faggot mouth and go back to failing at designing dresses for stick thin girls with no tits or ass.

>>6428298
>2012
>Still using gay jokes

>Admitting that Blake actually has real practicality in designing dresses
>implying you actually went to war with your costumes

I was there OP, and took your picture, but that shit is downstairs and I don't feel like loading up the 972 pics from the con yet....That shit takes time.

But yeah. I'm a dude, I didn't think you were douchey or show-offy, and you were cute and I saw you let people touch your shit multiple times - which is awesome in my book.

You okay with me bro.

>>6426430

>tfw you give your prop Thor hammer to a little girl and she starts wailing it on the ground cackling maniacally

YOU LITTLE BITCH GIVE IT HERE BEFORE I PUNT YOU

Lol I'm friends with OP. He's actually pretty chill and outgoing. I met him earlier this year and at first I was like ohgodheseemslikeadeek but when you actually talk to him he's friendly.

Here you go, OP

Fucking jeans, thats all I see in that picture....

>>6428717
Wait, is he seriously wearing a Kneepad around his heck?

>TFW you finish your costume a week before the con and are actually well rested and don't look like tired shit.
>TFW it stays on perfectly without any safety pins, tape or cheap fixes.
>TFW you're looking cute and feeling cute because your costume is well-made and comfortable, and everyone comes up to you to compliment you on it.
>TFW after years of trial and error, failure and stress you have finally learned your strengths and weaknesses and how to manage time.
>TFW you are never sewing in the hotel room or looking at photos unhappy with your costume ever again.

Don't give up newbies and/or struggling experienced cosplayers. It might not be today, or tomorrow but one day you will realize how far you have come and be able to gauge if you can knock out a great costume 100% in the necessary timeframe just by looking at it.

One day that feel will be yours, and all the Friday nights crying alone at 3am with your hot gun will have been worth it.

>>6428736
Seeing as how I've never seen a ballistic neck guard like that ever ever... most likely. I might be wrong tho.

Anyone else (who doesn't take it up the ass) here loving how he's finger fucking that Colt Python airsoft?

Let's see, cheapass Colt Python springer... cheapass Well P90 and an RPG-7. What are you going here for, brah? Cawwadooty meets Biohazard?

I hate seeing shit like this. Basically the same kinda cocksucker who slaps a patch from "x" series and OH I'M A FACELESS MOOK FROM IT.

>>6428295

>Implying that I'm Marsh
>Implying I know who he is

Nigga, I'm different person. How about you go back to complaining about Japanese cosplayers being better than you?

>>6428736

Don't forget the soccer shin pad on his wrist

>>6428735
>>6428736

Don't forget the soccer shin guards on his wrists

>tfw when you can't decide which is better for a costume..
Fuck, I wanna do gijinka kururu and I can't decide.

>>6428798
is dis bitch really this mad or is this some kind of joke on this board

>>6428798
>Cawwadooty

Good God, I lol'd. I don't know why, Marsh, but that was funny as hell.

>>6430310
Its marsh, expect him to be pissed off about anything not military accurate.

God forbid, don't put your finger on the prop guns trigger and he sees it. Lawd, you should hear the bitching from him.

>tfw you electric into omen and some anime kiddie calls you cheap

>>6430356
phrase originated from video game forums, fittingly enough

>mfw no one seems to be grateful that they have the disposable income and the freedom to prance around at conventions dressed as something they love

>tfw blazing right outside of con
>tfw most people look at me with disgust during this
>tfw im getting high and fuck them
>tfw walking through and every costume looks CUHRAZY
>tfw fucking average looking girls with lots of makeup and twinky ass submissive men

Cons.

>>6430534
>look at me with disgust

Probably more like "i wish i didnt spend all my money already so I could smoke too"

Most people I've met at cons do harder drugs than pot

> tfw you see disgruntled adults in the con hotel who have nothing to do with the con and just want to be away from all the damn kids, and you can sympathise better with them than the people at the con.

good heavens i feel old sometimes

>>6430534
>tfw fucking average looking girls with lots of makeup and twinky ass submissive men

u wot m8

>tfw you spend an extra $100 on a hotel room to make up for miscalculating a price and someone dropping out
>tfw no one is grateful and complain about pricing and shit

I'm so done with hotel rooms.

So. Fucking. Done.

>>6426433

you a cutie, post more

I feel nothing at cons
If you aren't drunk the whole time
It's not a con..

>>6428298
I read the first sentence of your post, then noticed the ridiculous amounts of abbreviations for shit no-one cares about. I stopped right there.

You... are beyond obnoxious. Just leave.
Resident Evil movie cosplays are boring as fuck anyway. Except for maybe Alice in the red dress, but then you might as well do it better by cosplaying Ada.

>>6430954
Nice to know that women are attracted to the face of a date rapist


oops, I said too much

>>6430953
>>tfw when you collect the money early and tell the fuckers that drop out to find their own replacement if they want their money back

>>6431106
Come on. Out with it.

Honestly, I've found more often than not, the guys who just put on whatever random tactical crap they can find (Geister, Kamekazikage) without first researching their kit are only doing to to pick up loose women. Most of the time they start pumping them full of drinks and start claiming that they were there for the fall of Fallujah.

Fucking stolen valor pieces of shit.

>>6431146
>they were there for the fall of Fallujah.

Fuck you, I was there for that shit you fucking coasty.

>>6431206
>Fruity_Rudy
>calls Marsh a coasty
>CLEARLY not Verne

Still, if you were one of the jarheads there... WAY TO LOSE IT, TARD... TWICE.

Then again my people seemed to forget basic necessities outside the wire... like ammo. That and six month deploys. God I was surrounded by pussies.

Long story short, most tacticool costumers have never been under the close scrutiny of a First Shirt for forgetting to get a haircut, much less even held a real firearm outside of their daddy's over/under 20GA. So, yeah. Fuck 'em.

>>6431610
>Then again my people seemed to forget basic necessities outside the wire... like ammo. That and six month deploys. God I was surrounded by pussies.

Wait, Where did you deploy to exactly?

>tfw your con buddy moved and now you don't know if you'll be able to go to any cons for awhile.

>>6432966
>tfw audrey never thinks about me as a buddy

>>6432970
>tfw Smoker is a buddy.

>tfw you wake up on the last day of the con at 11:30am and realize you haven't packed yet, had a shower, booze all over room, elevators jammed and check out is at noon.

>tfw everyone keeps telling you how great your latest cosplay turned out.

>tfw you finally see someone cosplay your favorite character and actually do it justice.

>>6433003
I did kind of the opposite: stayed up until 5:30am and woke up at 8am to pack and clean up, enjoy the con for a few hours then fly home. Slept so well once I got home.

But what better way to enjoy the last night of a con than to stay up all night having fun?

>>6433003
That's happened before. Somehow I was the only one up the earliest.

>>6432955
Nowhere. I worked a desk, remember? Fuck you.

>tfw you get to the con after a miserable 5 hour drive, and there are awesome cosplayers everywhere.

>>6426579

>>6426411
>tfw you don't want to go to the rave because you dont know how to dance like a dirty sluty

how about

>that feel when everyone at the dance/rave is standing in a circle watching one person dance at a time

I don't want to be center of attention, I just want to dance like a fool.

>tfw you don't want to go to the rave because you dont know how to dance like a dirty slut

Uh. There's a difference between (hip-hop) dancing and just "grinding" - if that's what you're implying. I don't know about you, but I generally like dancing; I can't do crowded spaces, especially if I want to move my body. For me, it's more like

>mfw most, if not all con-raves are a giant cesspool of sweaty, smelly, circle-jerkers awkwardly moving along to bad music who've never changed out of their cheaply-made rave gear since the weekend started.

>>6433452
*and who've never...

>mfw cosplayers and/or lolitas just happened to be as bad irl as they say online.

>>6426419
It's called an RPG.
Do you even /k/?
Also, nice fucking costume. That thing is amazing.

>>6433480

>the launcher for the rocket propelled grenade

I believe that it's perfectly reasonable to refer to the entire device as a rocket launcher in this case.

>>6430356
Cawadooty is old as fuck, where the fuck have you been?

>>6433499
He's from the past, give him some time. Adapting is difficult. Don't tell him about the "codblops" or the nogames

>>6433480
РПГ-7, you pleb.

>mfw you cannot inna woods

>tfw your only friend who cosplays lives 5 hours away from you.

>>6433471
Oh same. I went to my first big con last June, and before then I went to YuleCon which is small as hell. At the time I'd only read stories online about the stupid things weeaboos would do and how they'd yell things like "I JUST LOST THE GAME" really loud and I thought some was just an exaggeration.

It wasn't. It really, really wasn't. Hambeasts galore, so many girls in ita clothing, the works. However, the only lolita I actually spoke to was really nice when I complimented her coord, so there's that.

>>6433564
at least 5 hours is do-able. Maybe not convenient, but you guys could at least drive back and forth and just spend the night.

>tfw when your only friend who cosplays lives 5 states away from you.

>>6433564
That's not all that bad. My only friend that cosplays lives a couple states away from me.

Bump for more.

>>6433655
At least 5 states is do-able. Maybe not convenient, but you guys could at least take a bus and just spend the night.

>tfw when your only friend who cosplays lives 5 countries away from you.

>tfw you have no idea what you're doing and you spend 5 hours making a glove for the left hand and it ends up being for the right hand

I'm... Keeping it for the memories.

>>6434949
>>tfw when your only friend who cosplays lives 5 planets away from you.

At least 5 countries is do-able. Maybe not convenient, but you guys could at least take a plane and just spend the night.

>tfw you call a shit con what it is and the rabid 13 year old Homostuck fan girls of said con start e-stalking you to tell you how wrong you are and how you must be brainwashed by a competing con

>>6436616

>tfw that one girl you had a class with once is a level-headed hamsteak fan and you have to watch her squirm around a bunch of 3/10 costumes every time you run by her at the con

>that feel when: you know your costume looks like crap but weebs keep complimenting you even when you tell them you know you look bad
>that feel when you suddenly wish you hadn't cosplayers at all because now you look like you're fishing for compliments.

>>6426858
he is so utsukushii kawaii desu ne. how can you not love yourself at that point

>>6436635
>tfw all you want are some level-headed hamsteak frans but always end up getting the crazy obsessed ones who will bite your dick off for getting a part of the story wrong

>tfw you cosplay a character that has no business being at an anime con and people love it anyway.

OP is everything that is wrong with resident evil cosplay.

>HURR DURR LETS STICK SOME UMBRELLA PATCHES ON BLACK KIT AND IT BE COSPLAY....

Nearly but not quite as bad as the CODninjasofters.

For a second I thought OP was wearing sunglasses at night....

>tfw when people look at you like they want to hang out but your like ew no weeb-germs then your like aw, why did i say that

>tfw your friends can never decide on a group cosplay to do because they all have different interests
>tfw your friends tell you that you have too many costumes because they don't want to feel bad for not shelling out as much money for their costumes/cosplay
>tfw none of your friends take critique well at all, especially when it's due
>tfw you're called a hipster faggot because you watch Samurai 7 and Casshern Sins instead of Soul Eater and Black Butler

>>6426411

Who's the girl with you in your pics, OP? She's gorgeous.

>tfw cosplaying as Stocking in her school outfit and everyone thinks you're Twilight Sparkle.

>>6438522

Applicable to any cosplay confusions, really.

>>6438522
>tfw cosplaying as Stocking and people call you Twilight Sparkle to LOL TROLOLOL U

OP is pretty cute

>>6442508
Sup op. Samefagging faggot

>tfw you talk to your con friends all the time online but when you see them in person HOWDOISOCIALIZE
>tfw you work really hard on a cosplay and then you wonder if anyone will notice but when you get to the con everyone knows who the character is and is calling that name wherever you walk

>>6442591
Samefagging faggot that cannotin2UmbrellaSecurityService.

Suck a dick you nogunz airsofting fag.

>tfw you lend a friend a wig and you find it tossed carelessly on the floor the next morning..
>tfw someone breaks a prop you and your honey worked hard on and instead of that person telling you, they hid it

Y...y would u do that?

>That feel when you get your character-specific, intricate eyeliner perfect...but only on one eye
>that feel when you're already running late

hey guys, I left the thread after my inital posts and I'm following up now. So all those claiming samefag were wrong.

>Marsh, you're kind of an overzealous cunt. Like one of those shitty airsoft faggots who really wears the big-titted hentai shirts and hand-hovers a photo with you.
>I made the RPG-7 as an Umbrella spin-off from EVERY ENDING OF EVERY RESIDENT EVIL GAME WHERE SOMEONE THROWS YOU A FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER AT THE END OF, thats Resident Evil 1, 2, 4, and 5 that I can name off the top of my head. So if you are claiming to be an RE fan and don't recognize the "Special Rocket" from RE:4, then fist yourself.
> I don't give a fuck about airsoft, just wanted to have fun and make a costume where kids with their Mom's can walk up to me and ask for a photo and then I let the 5 year old take a picture with the RPG, making his day. It's worth it, making little kids happy since most are Black Ops slaves to their parent's neglect.
> The revolver is actually gas powered and I fixed an embrella emblem on the grip. Its a conso my trigger safety is usually not spot, sorry for those mishaps if thats nails on a blackboard for anyone.
>It's an off-canon cosplay, so of course its going to my own creation based off of the compilation of the RE games I've played through since I was 10.
>Date rape look? Lol wat? I designed the girls costume who I'm standing with and currently dating. I'm too shy to even go to raves so I don't know where that was pulled from.
>The costume, "COSTUME" not tactical gear fit to an OPERATOR, was made from going to every thrift store and buying their old sports equipment to chop up, sew and spray paint for a uniform look. It's tacticool at best. The "blast neck protector thing" that I made was crafted from cardboard and a black t-shirt.

>>6445527
>Marsh is the typical RE "SUPER SET TO CANON EVERYTHING PERFECT" umbrella cosplayer. They rarely get attention and are usually dicks to me (other than people from the Tampa Umbrella Group, I'm friends with all of them, they do the security at Metrocon) because they just look like those COD cosplayers.
>It's all for fun dude. Also, I do collect guns and have been for over a decade. If you want proof, I post a picture of one of my testicals in each of the trigger gaurds of my weapons, including: PS90, Mosin Nagant, Romanian WSAR-10, M&P40, M4A3 and/or 10/22. So deez nuts.
>It's more than just buying tactical gear. I tailored them to fit to my body, added color attachments, etc. Over half of the gear isn't operator equipment, just simple sewing work after dismantling hundreds of pieces of old ports equipment to make one gem.
Cosplay is for fun, if you're going to judge it then atleast have an understanding on what the creator was going for even if it's not appealing to you, that way you can back up your argument and not sound like an asshole. Being as I left the thread completely, it seemed like a huge mad-circle jerk.

>6445527

>Marsh is the typical RE "SUPER SET TO CANON EVERYTHING PERFECT" umbrella cosplayer. They rarely get attention and are usually dicks to me (other than people from the Tampa Umbrella Group, I'm friends with all of them, they do the security at Metrocon) because they just look like those COD cosplayers.
>It's all for fun dude. Also, I do collect guns and have been for over a decade. If you want proof, I post a picture of one of my testicals in each of the trigger gaurds of my weapons, including: PS90, Mosin Nagant, Romanian WSAR-10, M&P40, M4A3 and/or 10/22. So deez nuts.
>It's more than just buying tactical gear. I tailored them to fit to my body, added color attachments, etc. Over half of the gear isn't operator equipment, just simple sewing work after dismantling hundreds of pieces of old ports equipment to make one gem.
Cosplay is for fun, if you're going to judge it then atleast have an understanding on what the creator was going for even if it's not appealing to you, that way you can back up your argument and not sound like an asshole. Being as I left the thread completely, it seemed like a huge mad-circle jerk.

>>6445531
>>6445527

proof Im OP

>>6445538

Also, I believe this pic will accurately depict how not mad I am.

Also, I would like to say thank you to anyone who took photos of me and posted them here. I love meeting all you guys, you all are wonderful people and because of folks like you I have fun at cons.

Also, I don't mean to be arrogant by posting photos of myself, I just do it that way you guys know it's me since this board isn't like the more popular ones that have post ID's, also I have no idea how to tripfag nor do I want too.

Also, this photo makes me hungry.

>>6445551
wat... stop posting. replying to people calling you out on your dumb shit makes you look like a dumb shit.

>>6445570
OP you're pretty hot when you [spoiler] wear glasses because it makes you look like my boyfriend who is way hotter than you [/spoilers dont even work on cgl]

>>6445599
>>6445587

Nigga I do nothing but play WoW and work on cosplay shit. I don't care about the social standards of replying in forums.

JUST POST A PHOTO OF HIM SO I CAN DROOL TOO, GAD DAMNNN

>>6445531
>>post testicles on the trigger guard?

Do it faggot, do it now

>>6445570
>>Also, I would like to say thank you to anyone who took photos of me and posted them here. I love meeting all you guys, you all are wonderful people and because of folks like you I have fun at cons.

Also, I don't mean to be arrogant by posting photos of myself, I just do it that way you guys know it's me since this board isn't like the more popular ones that have post ID's, also I have no idea how to tripfag nor do I want too.

Smells like total bullshit, samefag

>>6445570
Christ, I am so opposed to having babies but I would have your babies like THAT.

So fuck you, senpai

>>6445630
Lemme dig around my PC, I already have pics of my balls in my PS90 that I used to fuck with /k/
>>6445632
There is no pleasing you people, huh?

>>6445638

lets craft sweet, sweet props together.

>tfw most of your cosplay friends are beautiful and amazing cosplayers
>tfw they all live in the same town
>tfw that town is half way across the state
>tfw everyone is really busy with school and work, so you rarely see each other

>>6445570

Sir, your next cosplay must be Alex from Clockwork Orange. Please. PLEASE.

>tfw you meet instant bros at a con
>tfw BFFS4LYFE
>tfw they live 4 hours away

GOD DAMN IT.

>>6446122
>tfw generalivan

>>6446122
oh god i know that feeling
i miss them

>>6446122
I hate that feel. D:
When you meet someone and it's like we hit it off real nicely, then the dreaded "Where are you from?". Turns out they live so freaking far away. -_-

>>6446122
I love them so much

>tfw my nipples turned into milk duds

I want that to fucking stop already, jesus christ.

>>6446122
>Live in the north
>Everyone lives in the south

>>6446421
>Live in the South
>Everyone lives up North
fix'd that for you

>>6446421
>>6446446

>Live in the East
>Everyone lives in the West

Fixed that for both of you.

>>6446446
Can everyone just swap houses and such please, then everyone can be happy!

>>6446480
Must be painful for US cosplayers

>>6446496
Well I'm moving up North in like, just over a month anyway, MAKE ROOM BITCHES. Gonna make it so much easier to get to cons and shizz now.

>>6446480
>live in Texas
>dont give a fuck

>>6445638
Sup OP, you left your info data in your pic. Matches all your other photos

Samefagging rapist

ITT: Some gaunt looking fuck wears bicycle safety pads, puts a umbrella patch on it and then self posts and comments on his own photos.

>>6446605
Fucking told!!!

>>6446496
Instead of a playboy mansion, do a friendship mansion. BAM.

>>6446631
Oh anon, I misread that as "gaunt looking mexican". Thank you for the lul.

>tfw kind to everybody and girls think you like them when your just being nice
>tfw no friends that are interested in cosplay so you go alone
>tfw you don't sleep all con weekend because plans fell trough at last minute and you got no backup plans

>tfw I see hot guys at cons
>tfw they're all taken
>tfw some are aware of how hot they are and are the con playboys
>tfw I only attract the ugly guys

>>6446631
And then gets really really buttmad when Marsh of all people tears him a new asshole.

Seriously, OP. If there was a prize to lose, you lost it.

>tfw you see a girl who is adorable and she seems to be mirin you
>you can't build up the nerve to talk to her
>leave the con dreaming about what could have been
>why do I have all these feels
>god damnit

>>6446605
What the fuck are you on about? Last time I checked I was female and in the UK so...

>>6448414

Oh no I lost a prize of an internet dick-size contests!

I ain't mad, if I see any of you guys at a con come say hello!

>tfw there may be a /cgl/ meet up
>tfw I look at the rest of /cgl/ and I'm not sure if id want to meet people who participate in pt and ashley type threads

OP this is embarrassing and you really should lurk here for a while to understand etiquette instead of diving in and expecting everyone to be forging when you commit tons of faux-pas.

Stop posting, start lurking.

>>6449254
He must be new here.

>>6449263
He is most definitely new here, and while everyone was new at some point, there is a right and wrong way to handle that newness and I hope we can all agree that OP handled it in the absolute wrongest way possible.

>>6449313

This is 4chan, if I post photos of my balls in my trigger guards I would probably make a flawless recovery.

>passing through
>see a really well done Bubblegum cosplay from the What Was Missing episode (pic)
>actual stitches on jacket, flawless wig, really impressed
>passing by her
>say "I really really love your What Was Missing cosplay!"
>snotty condescending stare
>"*Actually*, I'm Princess Bubblegum"
>stunned
>"...from the What Was Missing episode, right?"
>more snotty stare and "what??"
>walk away
>what a bitch

I probably could have found a better way to word my praise, but you'd think someone's first reaction wouldn't be to correct someone like they are braindead.

>>6449556
You wanna post your mincey little faggot balls in the trigger guards of the Slavshit you don't own, then be my guest. It's just gonna make those of us who know good guns laugh harder.

>>6450255

I already posted a photo of me holding my alleged weapon in a toga while practicing proper trigger safety! Have a nice day!

>>6450255

Wow you know guns, and others don't... holy shit, can I wash your feet?

>>6450641
>so edgy

>>6426411
Still Jewugly