/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Guy represents /fa/ which is full of good looking metrosexual gay men that the faghags on /cgl/ lust for

The expanded image shows /fit/ which is full of facially disfigured ugly men squeezing a protein shake in anger

>>6416313
explain*

>>6416326
>metrosexual gay men
Isn't that a bit redundant?

>>6416326
where can i find the expanded image

>>6416313
who is the artist of this image,
I dig the style.

>>6416328
how is that even possible

>>6416328
metrosexual = someone who takes good care of themselves

heres an example

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGeAMVK75T4

There are a lot of men that take good care of themselves who aren't gay, most of them are wealthy playboys and socialites, true alphas

>>6416354
im pretty sure metrosexual = someone with stereotypically gay manerisms that isn't gay

>>6416360
Nope.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual

coined in 1994 describing a man (especially one living in an urban, post-industrial, capitalist culture) who is especially meticulous about his grooming and appearance, typically spending a significant amount of time and money on shopping as part of this.

/fit/izens tend to hate metrosexuals, but they are just jealous because metrosexual men get so much more ass, the average /fit/izen doesn't have the salary to become a metrosexual, Haute couture costs a lot more than a gym membership

>>6416313
someone post the full image iwant to lol

>>6416367

>coined in 1994 describing a man (especially one living in an urban, post-industrial, capitalist culture) who is especially meticulous about his grooming and appearance, typically spending a significant amount of time and money on shopping as part of this.
The term originated as play on the term homosexual in order to contrast heterosexuals who adopt fashions and lifestyles stereotypically associated with homosexuals.

>>6416360
The two male leads in Zetsuen no Tempest are metrosexual but not at all gay. That's the best I can explain it.

>>6416408
>>6416408
lol so they're faggots?

>>6416367
>implying wikipedia is a reliable information soure.
>implying even if the data on wikiepedia is accurate, people are using "metrosexual"' in its dictionary terms rather as a modern vernacular.

>>6416414
Still doesn't change the fact that metrosexual men that inhabit major cities like NYC and San Fran are making 200k+ a year, wearing Armani suits and male makeup and going out banging 10/10's everynight, models and bottles

So Jelly

Vid related, he makes 500k a year as a male model, and has probably banged more 10/10's and had more orgies than your entire family tree

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie1o-34dazI

>>6416416
They're both in love with the blonde guy's sister. Hardly fags.

please some one give me the name of the artist who did this pic ;_;

>>6416432
Fine. The definition from urban dictionary:

"A man who understands that women do not enjoy a smelly, dirty, nasty, sick, womanizing, egotistical, red-neck and wants to make themself look and feel good. Also understands that you can love having sex with women, and look/smell good at the same time."

Another from urban dictionary:

"Modern enlightened, sort of Renaissance man. Secure and confident, capable and cool, typically well educated and stylish. Heterosexual with a twist, not gay by any means, but he probably has a few gay friends, and can easily be mistaken for gay by rednecks and jock types. The only straight guy in a fabric store or antique shop who is not being dragged there by a woman."

Dictionary:

"noun: a heterosexual man who spends a lot of time and money on his appearance and likes to shop "

>>6416471
I can't find them.

I did find another picture of cgl-tan.

>>6416439
>implying I think banging 10/10s is good

I'm a christian and saving mysef for marriage thnak you very much

>>6416603
Good for you.

I'm a christian and am screwing the guy I'll be marrying soon.

Hear that? Nobody cares.

>>6416367
>/fit/izens tend to hate metrosexuals, but they are just jealous because metrosexual men get so much more ass

>they are just jealous because metrosexual men get so much more ass

>metrosexual men get so much more ass

You said it bub. metrosexuals love the ass

I think the correct term is homosexual.

>>6416439
so how does this winner of the genetic lottery's sex life make YOU any better?

Or are you the clean up guy, Senor Snowballing?

>>6416313
As a resident /fa/ visiting /cgl/ I can tell you that it was a range of comics that were drawn up, most of which have Slater(tripfriend) inspired men with a cgl girl.


There was a thread with 200 pics all of this same style, really brought out the >tfw no qt 3.14 gf and the >why can i only find sluts, where are the good girls
so in the end we all went back to dressing goth ninja and going cocoon mode.

>>6416439
>thinking they make that kind of money because they are metro

no they are metro because they make that kind of money. Similar to the Dandys, Macaronis, and Fops many years ago. They represent the modern Petite Bourgeoisie, who unencumbered by financia responsibility find free time to worry about their looks and dedicate themselves to the consumerist cycle.

>>6416313
'artist' here. it's my old /cgl/tan being yandere towards /fa/tan for being another notoriously bitchy board with common interests like fashion.
>>6416326
there isn't an expanded version of this, but another picture with /fa/, /cgl/ and /fit/ from like 2009 that i also drew. i don't even have that file anymore.
i never knew why this was used for the sticky. it's pretty flattering, i guess.
>>6416684
/fa/tan was drawn up by tomorrow originally, i think before slater had come to the board.

>>6416867
that pic look more /m/ to me

The term metrosexual was coined in the 90's.

There aren't any left these days. Turns out they were all gay.

A sexy lady draws these :>

I hope you don't mind if I post some? I really like look at them, the style is soooo... relaxing?

/jp/ here, I thought you had better taste in men. I'm never coming back here again.

>>6417379
Are you fifteen years old or typing like that ironically?

>>6417386

I just woke up, no work today so I slept in for a long time.

I demand more board-tan comics.

>>6417391
She has an art tumblr right? Would you mind sharing the link? I adore this style.

>>6416608

Virgin... Cosplaying...
You might be gay. You should get tested.

>>6417379
who date a guy wearing a dress seriously?

>>6416778
lol wut

>>6416471
threequal.

>>6417403
http://aappleddapple.tumblr.com/

>>6416867
I apologize if posting the link to your tumblr will give you negative attention.

also, for the curious
http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/list/cgl/1