/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

too many squats
i imagine it's a pain in the ass for pants shopping and even shorts probably require cutting slits in them

This is why I never want to go into the men's restroom. Always gay sex going on.

>>6415080

NO

Somebody can FINALLY cosplay Raiden from MGS!!! (thigh reference)

i think you're a pretty cool personal trainer who was on MTV's i used to be fat, who got the kids great results and seemed to really care

Fake geek boy, cosplaying for attention. Probably thinks Conan began and ended with Arnold Schwartzenegger, and goes "Huh?" if you mention REH.

Why do we let these people go to cons, again?

Pretty hot actually.

>>6415059
Pics like that make me glad I'm a lesbian

>>6415059
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

>>6415535
pic related

>>6415535

>>6415535
what if an attractive, muscular man smiled at you
that would be horrifying

>>6415546
9/10
would get raped by

>>6415546
Yes, masculine features are disgusting, thanks for agreeing with me.

>>6415520

Are you fucking serious?
Jacked people can't have more than one hobby other than going to the gym?

Hey girls, just a reminder:

>>6415566
Squats make you grow hips?

>>6415562
No one really cares. Lesbians are nothing more than girls who never got the proper daddy attention as a child, therefore they take it upon themselves to let everyone on the planet know that they are, in fact, a lesbian.

Ask me about it, I date lesbians because their minds are weak and you can rewire that faulty circuitry for a while; ~9 months.

dear /cgl/: although we love to pick on you guys (gals?) we don't hate you all that much. if you did some squats, we would probably want to date you. we could even watch animus together :3

Nice abs

>>6415570
hips are nothing but bone, muscle, and fat

so yes, properly performed low-bar squats and stiff-legged deadlifts will develop your ass.

>>6415562
Thanks for proving that you've got shit tastes.

>>6415575
It would be cool as fuck if some girls went for attractive gay guys in the hope of turning them straight just to dump them whenver they fell.

>>6415570

Didn't you know?

Can't you see the double-dubs? This man speaks the truth.

>>6415570

A better example.

>>6415582
They do, about as often as guys go for lesbians.

You silly women, you sill men; we aren't so different at a personal level.

>>6415583
>>>/v/

>>6415573
>probably want to date you
Nah, /cgl/ chicks are pretty much the worst on 4chan. Especially if you're looking for a chick to watch anime and cuddle with. (No offense gals)

>>6415588

>Double-dubs

You're just confirming what he said.

Double-dubs = proof that squats=ass. Prepare to see many more.

>>6415588
It's actually just a premature /fit/izen, they come from /b/ and carry their shit on over for a while.


How are you all doing tonight? We have a guy asking about deadpool advice. Red suit and black fabric + glue?

>>6415590

I'd like to cuddle by my sewing machine and do some bias stitching.

>>6415590
>/fit/
>standards
>implying nfwnogf

>>6415570
Well, they will put muscle on you a glutes and abductors, so technically yes.

>>6415059
nice would fuck

Why the fuck does /fit/ associate itself with this place again?

dubs

>>6415590
I'd date a /cgl/ girl. Then I wouldn't feel so shy about wearing costumes to cons ;.;

>>6415611

Both places require a fairly high degree of narcissism to be successful.

>>6415059
post it on /hm/ too, but most people I know there already browse /cgl/ and /fit/

>>6415600
I'm not the guy from /fit/. I'm just saying, I've seen quite a few chick threads on several boards and /cgl/ really seems to have the worst. Just like /tv/ has the worst men.

>>6415619
Bingo.

and I love it.

>>6415619
Yeah, but nobody here is attractive or fit. Just self delusions and costumes.

>>6415636
/cgl/ girls would hop on any dick without question

>>6415566
will doing squats just make my thighs muscular and bulky? i want slim thighs not thunder thighs ;___;

>>6415611
because /cgl/ girls would hop on our dicks without question

>>6415633
Yeah. Doing 100lb squats will turn you into Arnold bro

HEY CAN WE TC CGLCHAT?

>>6415639
/cgl/ girls have dicks without question

>or at least I really hope so
>tfw no trap gf

>>6415633
You won't get built overnight, it's a slow, steady process, if you start not liking what you see, stop.

>>6415633
do less heavy squats.
there's a big difference between the kind of legs that can bear 300 lbs and the kind of legs that can bear 200 lbs.
but if you have the kind of legs that can't bear 100 lbs, prepare for semis in bed and men who will never be honest about why

>>6415631

Then go lift and get yourself out of your costume / delusion.

Pretty ironic that most people on 4chan are literally in the physical prime of their lives (18-20something) and can't seem to get into the gym. This is the easiest time of your life to get in shape. Going to be a lot harder when you're 30 or 40+.

>>6415649
>>tfw no trap bf

ftfy

It would actually be cool to be taught to sew and make my own costume by a girl that is into cosplaying, shit wouldn't take alpha points from my profile as i would be doing it because of a friend and and gf... although it would be more alpha in a faggot kinda way if I learn it by myself but I think shit is more motivating and easier if you do it with someone that knows their shit.

>>6415650
B-but I'm from /fit/

>>6415650
yea, Lard could basically steal the boyfriend of anyone here. she's cool as fuck

>>6415646
>>6415647

sorry for being a complete lame ass. but er.. i don't do them with weights... I'm just starting to workout. I dont even have any equipment.

>>6415655

THEN I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

>>6415659
go to a gym or buy a set. I promise you it's not more expensive than your dressup hobby.

>>6415655
>tfw /cgl/ is just /fit/ trying to find a /gf/ or gay
:/

>>6415657
>implying she could steal my boyfriend

Love is more important than hotness. We've spent most of our lives together and were each others firsts, you really think he'd leave me for another chick just cause she has a good bod?

>>6415650
Get out of here, FL you fucking whore.

I've seen your Fitocracy, can you whore yourself anymore?

>>6415650
shame you can't work out the face, but she's still gf material in the physical aspect

>>6415668
good bod, great work ethic, and far more alpha than you can ever muster

(he cheats on you every single night you're not together. he tells you he loves you, and as far as the emotions you give him he does, but he dreams of a far more beautiful woman he will never be able to find while he's chained to you)

Girls, Guys. What is this stupid fucking arguing, you retards? Shut it.

Yeah this thread was retarded, but fuck. I understand we all need drama throughout our lives or else we are fucked, but jesus christ; You're Anonymous, why be so rustled over this shit? Relax, everyone.

>>6415668
>implying I wouldn't fuck him hard if we met
>implying he wouldn't leave you for a /fit/ guy in his prime

U afraid I might take your man?

>>6415662
totally planning to! im doing cardio for the time being

>>6415675
WHY ISN'T THERE A TRIGGER WARNING ON THIS POST

>>6415675
>good bod, great work ethic, and far more alpha than you can ever muster
None of that is more important than love.

>he cheats on you every single night you're not together
Well than it's a good thing we're together every night.

>>6415677
>implying he's gay

>>6415685
enjoy your saggy ass

>>6415682
>implying he wouldn't go gay for me

Lol. Seriously, I would even let him cum on my giant quads as I chokefuck him. Seriously girl, you are nothing here. I could give him a simple blink of an eye and he would be following me to the nearest rest room and begging for it.

>>6415683

>>6415691
this

haven't you crazy pansexual bitches watched Rocky Horror Show? any of us could Frankenfurter your guys right up

>>6415688

>>6415690
r u dumb

>>6415695

>>6415690
untrue

>>6415685
>im doing cardio for the time being

Try this instead

>>6415691
As hot as that sounds, it would never happen. Sorry, he's not into dudes.

>>6415700
are you?

silly /cgl/ians thinking calorie deficit is all they need to get a model's body

>>6415702

>>6415705
>2012
>counting calories

lol. im not a dumb anorexic. bones and skin is not attractive

>>6415712
>normalfags in charge of health and fitness

How in the world does counting calories make you anorexic captain chucklefuck?

>>6415706

>>6415712
>won't do squats
>thinks managing calories will inevitably lead to wasting away

and this is how whales become beached.

>>6415718

>>6415717
what is reading comprehension

>>6415719

>>6415725

I wish all you silly men would get off our board and telling us how to workout. Every body is different

>>6415727

>>6415723
reading comprehension can't make illogical nonsense more comprehendable

if calorie counting turned you anorexic then every model or well-formed actor ever would be dying in front of us and abercrombie bodies would be unachievable

>>6415729

>>6415733

>>6415723
You are fucking retarded m8. Knowing your caloric intake won't suddenly make you below 6% bodyfat. Hell, I know people that count calories on a bulk.

>>6415732
Shut up and do more squats.

>responding to this thread w/o saging

>>6415746
>not bumping

>>6415740
Shut up and lick my pussy you peasant.

>>6415732
yes.
some bodies are the results of cardio and starvation and look like skinny shit.
some bodies are the results of not giving a fuck and look like /cgl/
other bodies are the results of hard work and dedication and look like they need to get a fresh dicking on the daily

>>6415757
>plz be in london

I love femdom. Now tell me, do you have red hair?

>>6415757
Not if you have disgusting thunder thighs, Wailord.

>>6415761
laff

I was about to say /cgl/ wouldn't respond the same way if we ever said "why don't you suck my dick," but if /fit/ posted their pics here more they might take it more as a compliment

>>6415792
nah dude. we'd probably have a hoard of STAHP IT YOURE BEING SEXIST DONT DO THAT AHHHH FEMINISTIC VIEWS

>>6415803
feminism only exists to the extent that a woman does not see a dick she would particularly enjoy having inside her

I wish I could say this to slut-walkers.

Since you guys know more about working out than I do, how do I get that sexy line down the middle of my stomach? I don't want a 6p abs just the line...

>>6415812
Heavy squats and deadlifts + low body fat

>tfw no gf

>>6415810
You're half right.

A woman who is willing would enjoy that particular dick inside of her. Protesting about having a dick she does not want inside of her (i.e rape) is not feminism. It's having rights.

So no, you can't ever say that to the slut-walkers because you don't even know what you're talking about.

>>6415812
lower you bf% until visible, you'll see it before you see individual ab muscles

>>6415825
>tfw no bf

>>6415827
>btw im a guy

Its 2012 man. We all know its impossible for a woman not to have a bf

>>6415832
correction, I don't even know what you're talking about.

>>6415838
In your imagination maybe.

I wish we'd all get off of our computers and meet. I think a good deal of all of us could probably use that.

Obviously there would be more guys than gals as usual, but still. Would be nice.

>>6415827
pls b in london

So does /fit/ prefer /fa/ or /cgl/?

>>6415851
/fa/

>>6415833
my bf% is 17.4 at 5'8" 125lbs I was told if I go lower than 17% it could be bad.

>>6415845
Its a proven fact. Unless you are deformed, then I'm sorry brah.

>>6415855
bad idea

/cgl/
at least they don't call us homo
>no homo btw

>>6415850
Sorry I'm murrrican.

>>6415865
I could easily say the same thing about men. Oh wait, even deformed men can get gfs (pic related).

I'm working out and watching /fit/ because I want to do a great job at /cgl/ but also because I want to look just as good clothed regularly or naked as I do in costume. I want to not only cosplay as a superhero to be able to perform as a super hero I know I have it in me to do so it's just a matter of hard work and dedication. Dedicating yourself to training your body is no less legitimate then dedicating yourself to the pursuit of superior sewing skills. I don't just want to look the part, I want to feel the part.

>>6415865
Please...Even bad ideas are good experiences years down the road. Don't be delusional.

>>6415863
your lean body mass is 103 pounds at 5'8"
I wouldn't worry about creating the appearance of slimness in your body, I would worry about increasing your LBM
you have the body of a recovering anorexia survivor, the kind hospitals typically give anavar (low-effect anabolic steroids) to

>>6415863
I'm an inch taller with less bodyfat (just naturally) its not bad.

>>6415877
That's interesting considering I'm pretty skinnyfat, currently working out but still pretty skinnyfat...

>>6415863
haha oh god my sides

You need about 13-15% bf to see that line, and about 10% bodyfat to be unhealthily low as a female

also post pics because non-landwhale /cgl/ girl = hngg

>>6415868
Seriously as low as you are low body fat, female and have a decent face you essentially win in life. Which one of these don't you have?

>>6415870
honestly its a bitch at first but if you keep to it regularly it starts becoming almost a hobby

>>6415891
I'm a shut in with no confidence. I spill spaghetti whenever I do get the opportunity to talk to guys.

>>6415886
skinnyfat is the exact consequence of having low LBM. you can't be skinnyfat with high LBM, and if you weren't fat you'd look like an auschwitz survivor. which is to say your body is in a hellish position and would not good with more or less fat, so you should consider going to a fucking gym.

>tfw no gf
>tfw no face or gf cause I'm ugly as fuck

DAMN YOU DARWIIINNN!!!

>>6415896
Yeah, but there is the difference between men and women. Men don't care. Women don't need to produce a massive amount of confidence. Where a man would be beta, you're just shy and cute to others.

>>6415892
Glad someone finds me funny.

Okay, got it so I will keep working out, eat healthier and go down some more.

lol no i'm shy

>>6415896
>shut in
>no confidence
So you're too beta to cheat on me? Good... good

>>6415904
cover your face or crop it out
p-pls

>>6415900
I am going to the gym I said it in my post. But ok.

>>6415896
Typically, a guy will see that as a sign of affection and they will keep talking to you regardless of whether or not you like them because you are not confident enough in yourself to share those thoughts.

How right am I out of 10?

>>6415894
Yeah right now I'm in that everything-is-sore-phase but I know it gets better it's just a matter of time and willpower. I find that going to the gym is much more a test of my will then anything else. I'm sometimes disappointed when I find myself giving up too soon just because I'm a little tired but then I see those who are MUCH larger then me, busting their ass and asking nothing from anyone else and that gives me a little hope. Little by little I hope to hone my will to a point where I won't think as working out any more but, like you said, I'd think about it as a hobby.

>>6415903
>Men don't care
Then how come they don't ask me out? How come they reject me when I ask them? How come they make fun of me for being weird and awkward?

Oh that's right, because you think normal men think like you do. They don't.

>>6415911
0/10. They mostly tell me to go away, unless they're fat.

>>6415920
I had it for several months but I got railroaded with school bs so now it's killing me again.
Still not as bad as the first time though.

Good luck anyway

>>6415921
why would you pursue normal men? you're not a normal woman

>>6415925
Height and weight?

Pfft. Cheap ass loin cloth? What brand print is that?
Baby the couch shines bright?

>>6415921
If you have low body fat its most likely due to poor face aesthetics.

>>6415925
See above

>>6415921
>>6415925
You're probably unaesthetic

>>6415937
>>6415937
indeed

>>6415946
Life's a bitch isn't it?

At least you don't have to cry yourself to sleep because you are a manlet

;_;

almost forgot some friendly advice:
/fit/ won't teach you a god damn thing--except maybe "go do SS and dem squats" (the sticky isn't bad though)

Do your own research. Figure out a routine good for your body. Get advice in the gym from other gym members. Almost everyone is surprisingly nice and accommodating.

>>6415934
Where can I find good non-normal men? It seems all the introverts that aren't ugly/fat/assholes never leave their house.

>>6415936
5'7", 122 pounds

>>6415937
Nope, most guys say I'm either cute or average. So to be safe I'll just say I'm average.

>>6415956
SS is a good beginner program though

>>6415948
What's your height?

>5'9'' here

Hay /cgl/, what do you think of me :3

>>6415960
>5'8

No face needed

>>6415962
/a/ or /soc/ or similar avenues
If you think that means you'll have to do a long fucking dig to find a man worth your time, welcome to the real world sweetheart.

>>6415967
9/10, would handcuff to bed and give 40 lashes

>>6415913

>>6415959
Yeah. I didn't use it but it's definitely good. But everyone's body is different and SS isn't a 1-size fit-all routine. Although it's definitely good for most people as a starting routine

>>6415967
Should have done SS+GOMAD faggot.

>>6415962
It's hard to tell, because I base my knowledge of 4chan off of my own experience and tend to treat everyone as if they are experiencing the same thing I am.

Luckily, empathy, it's hard here.

I'll tell you the same thing I say on /fit/, attend meets on that meetup site of things that interest you, do community work, attend clubs (not the dance kind).

We aren't going to come to your door and bring flowers randomly. There are guys for you, you just have to go out and do things to find them.

Most likely, the dudes at cosplay events probably aren't exactly what you are looking for; if they are great, I'm implying.
Get out there.

>>6415520
I found your picture from the last con.

>>6415921
Have you tried to improve yourself? and I'm talking about real earnest effort here like maintaining a good sleep schedule for a year or more, going out to social gathering that interest your at least once a week for months on end, reading a few books each month or even just getting out of the house more often for a couple of weeks to explore the world around you?

Or do you, like many other, expect everyone else to conform to your desires, your preferences, your expectations with little to no effort on your end because the raw truth is that, that is most likely not going to happen. It takes effort. You want to know the secret? The hidden jewel that changes the entire game? Constancy. It cuts both ways if you are a constant shut it you'll reap the rewards (sleep in late, play games till dawn, eat whatever you want) but on the other hand consistency in working out, in socializing in, in expanding your horizons has its own reward and what you'll come to find is that the way that you live your life, your CONSISTENT life, won't match or vibe with a lot of men but they weren't right for you anyways but those who do, those guys who life their own life the way they want to, they want they think is right. Well then, you just might find yourself running side by side with the right guy, at the right pace. We're out there, but you have to work for us, just like we have to work for you.

It takes is consistency.

>>6415956
/fit/ will teach you many things, it just requires filtering.

>>6415959
The sticky suggests intermediate and advanced programs also.

I'd lift but I'm afraid of ruining my hourglass figure...I'm over 6' too and I heard it does horrible things to tall girls ;____;

>>6415921
Have you tried to improve yourself? and I'm talking about real earnest effort here like maintaining a good sleep schedule for a year or more, going out to social gathering that interest your at least once a week for months on end, reading a few books each month or even just getting out of the house more often for a couple of weeks to explore the world around you?

Or do you, like many other, expect everyone else to conform to your desires, your preferences, your expectations with little to no effort on your end because the raw truth is that, that is most likely not going to happen. It takes effort. You want to know the secret? The hidden jewel that changes the entire game? Constancy. It cuts both ways if you are a constant shut it you'll reap the rewards (sleep in late, play games till dawn, eat whatever you want) but on the other hand consistency in working out, in socializing in, in expanding your horizons has its own reward and what you'll come to find is that the way that you live your life, your CONSISTENT life, won't match or vibe with a lot of men but they weren't right for you anyways but those who do, those guys who life their own life the way they want to, they want they think is right. You may not be model thin or cover girl attractive but you just might find yourself running side by side with the right guy, at the right pace. We're out there, but you have to work for us, just like we have to work for you.

It takes consistency.

>>6415962
Post pic so we can be sure

>>6415981
>>6415977
I know that I have to work hard for it, I was just telling that asshole that it's possible for a girl know that feel when no bf.

>>6415977
>/a/
Maybe

>/soc/
Oh shit nigger what are you doing? /soc/ is filled with normalfags.

>>6415962
You must have a kind of crazy vibe.

General guy rule:
>don't stick your dick in crazy

I did that once....ended badly

Men are terrifying.
I'd maybe date you if you cut your dick off, were a foot shorter, and took estrogen for 6 months first.
...I wonder what that says about me

>>6415970

Cheer up. That's not so bad. I got a friend who is like 5' 6'' and pulls tons of pussy!

>>6415995
>>6415977

>/a/

U wot m8s?

From what I remember most of those types of boards won't touch a woman because of 2dpd. Although its been a while since I last went there, it became such a shithole in the last two years

>>6415992
You. You. I wrote the post 2 above yours. I like your style, brother. Props on that insightful mind you have. You are versed in life as far as I know.

>>6415979
>"lol no I'm shy"
>>strips to bra

>>6416001
Y-yeah but...

>5'8
>tiny dick
>zipper abs
>chest gap
>tiny dick
>5'8
>tiny dick
>terrible face

>>6415999
Tells me you're either 14 and edgy to the extremes, fat or have been recently hurt by a man

>>6415979
I don't think you should lose anything else. For me at least you've got a really nice figure going on. Don't become one of those obsessive girls trying to get something that in the end might not serve you well just because it plays to your ego. Remember there is such a thing as too thin, sometimes (depending on muscle structure) you may end up not liking what you see.

>>6415982
But if you don't filter well it could have disastrous consequences

>>6416002
I doubt they take it that seriously. Sure some do, and /jp/ definitely does, but I think /a/ would like a gf if they had the chance.

>>6415999
Sounds like you want a chick. I kind of know your feel though, I mean I like men but penises scare me. It's like a weird alien that wants to fill me with goo.

>>6415991
You're great just the way you are. Would snap in half over knee.

>>6416013
> I mean I like men but penises scare me. It's like a weird alien that wants to fill me with goo.

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA

>>6416019
Please lets not give out false motivation here. Could definitely lose a bit of body fat

>>6415991
>dat body
>over 6'

would hit

>>6415999

>Cut off penis
>Wants manlet with low test

Were you molested as a child or something?

>>6416013
reminds me of the snake thing from prometheus
do penises have acid blood inside them too?

>>6416006
Only thing that matters is the terrible face, brother, yet not so much as you think. You can still pull hot ass if you have confidence. I post this in the threads all the time.

Be the most confident person on the Earth. Know exactly what you are doing all of the time, even if it's wrong. Be sure of yourself no matter what.

>>6416030
>>6416013

>be shy guy
>see these posts

I am definitely fucking staying in my room away from you lunatics.

>>6416030
No, they're like the facehuggers. They put a little creature inside of you that grows and then bursts out.

>>6416030
Nope, just an extension of our body.

Don't pretend that vaginas do not remind us of the Sarlacc from Star Wars.

Ever see that Megan Fox movie where her vagina eats people?

>>6416006
>dress better
>get a haircut to complement your face
>zipper abs still look alright
>want to hide them? increase body fat %
>if a girl is looking at your dick you're probably about to fuck her anyway

>>6416028
>Could definitely lose a bit of body fat

Couldn't everybody? What a dumb fucking comment. 99% chance you're overweight.

>>6416045
Ofcourse, its bulking season faggot. And no, not everyone can lose a bit of bodyfat.

you're late guys. /v/ was here earlier and i totally swooned

>>6415991
You will get firmer. You girls must understand this: you (females) will NEVER get huge without steroids. You will get firmer and tighter, with small size gains. Lifting won't ruin your figure. You just don't have enough testosterone.

So what does it feel like to have a penis anyway?

>>6416047
Fine, I don't want your alien penis anyway. Try to put a critter in my belly? I DON'T THINK SOOOOO

>>6415979
mirin' hard
When am i gunna get to clap dem cheeks?

>>6416050
>>>/v/

Shouldn't you be playing ass creed 3 or something equally unproductive?

>>6416058
no, i already played wow all day. i guess i'm too casual for /fit/

>>6416060
Cute is bleeding through your post. Y-you sure?

>>6416028
I'd hit it

>>6416008
Thanks. There were honest stone-cold sober anons that helped me before. They said things that I didn't want to hear but that I need to hear. Just paying it forward and hoping it helps someone out there.

>>6416067
Chances are you'd hit anything that moves and won't sue your ass off.

>>6416048
>lack of kindergarden biology

>>6416059
Not much, really. I've thought about the difference quite a bit. You always feel it there, but you ignore it, mostly. Kind of like how you don't always pay attention to your vagina until attention is brought to it just like now.

Just kind of sits there and gets in the way.

>>6416059
feels good when chicks sit on my lap and easier to aim my pee

>>6416059
You first. What does it feel like to have a vagina?

>>6416080
about as wet as the inside of your mouth. i can't even tell when mine does anything.

>>6416059
you can enjoy the freedom of peeing upwards

>>6416075
Same here. I help out on /fit/ with literally every post I make. It would be great if I'd been the one to help you. Hopefully those that we help spread the love; that would be the perfect world.

>>6416083
>no response because /fit/ is busy sucking their fingers.

>>6416082
I've heard it gets in the way

>>6416086
>/fit/
>girls

You don't come to our place often do yaa?

>>6416072
something like that.

also movement is not a requirement

>>6416059
It's like having rock-hard success dangling between your legs 24/7.

But it gets tough sometimes. God forbid you ever sit on your balls, or hit your boner on something.

>>6416087
i heard balls move on their own...

>>6416089
>boner getting pushed against zipper

>>6416060
>Implying you don't want to give birth to the /cgl/-/fit/ master-race

>>6416087
Not really. Especially if you're a grower. In fact its embarrassing as shit.

>>6416087
Yeah, but it's not like a nuisance. Sometimes it can be, like when wearing well fit jeans, but generally it's a non-issue.

Now I have a question for you. Many girls I've been with have wanted to see me pee. What's up with that?

>>6416086
lol.

>>6416075
yeah, well said.

>pic related. my current desktop

>>6416102
>that low res

Do you even into desktops?

>>6416102
>mac
>painfully low res wallpaper

Go jump off a bridge

>>6416093
Somewhat, though we can move them at will.

They rise and lower due to temperature, it has to do with bloodflow to the scrotum controlled through an biological thermometer. They have to go up or down depending on the temperature to keep the testicles at proper temperature to allow for flawless sperm production.

>>6416098
I've asked my bfs to let me see them pee, every one..I don't know it's just weird, each guy pees different. I also do it because they get all awkward and can't pee for the first 10 minutes of me staring.

You guys don't really feel the overwhelming urge to drop everything and rape the nearest woman nonstop......do you?

>>6416108
my ex would always have his balls ride up when we had sex it was funny because we had to stop and he had to adjust several times

>>6416114
well...

>>6415995
No it's not. If a girl of decent looks decides to have a boyfriend, it will happen in all but the rarest of cases. Sometimes you might have to be proactive, which I know is hard when women are raised to believe their princesses, but girls simply do not have the challenge of searching for girlfriends that 90% of men do.

>>6416110
>mfw my gf once asked if i could pee into her mouth so she could drink it

I'm never dating a chick that browses /d/ ever again

>>6416114
Apparently not

>>6416114
No, not at all. Sometimes I feel the urge to grab a girl and bearhug her or press her into the air, but that's about it. It's a passion thing, like a brain orgasm, just has to be done.

>>6416110
But why?

>>6416105
>>6416107

It's 5 years old cause I'm broke as shit. I didn't know how horrible macs were back then.

>>6416125
Whats my bf% bro?

more /cgl/ girls need to post their bodies so we can f-.. estimate their body fat percentages..

>>6416117
>no /d/ allowed
Aw, you wouldn't want me then :c
I promise I only browse the size generals.

>>6415999
sounds like you're incredibly insecure.

>>6416125
you people are terrible

>>6416114
Yes. I've had thoughts of finding a girl that's nice, pretty, funny, and well on her way to success. I'd kidnap her, torture her, and use battery acid to mutilate her cunt. Then after she's so beaten that's she unrecognizable and totally mutilated, I'd throw her out into the streets.

Shit like that gets me rock fucking hard.

>>6416138
>you people are terrible
>posts more

I am strangely ok with this

>>6416138
show feets pls

>>6415979
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww wtf is wrong with your body?!

>>6416147
>posts picture from /b/
>posts /b/ type shit

Please don't use this faggot as a judgement of the male gender. 1 in several thousand.

>>6416122
If a man of decent looks decides to have a girlfriend, it will also happen in all but the rarest of cases.

>>6416132
-9001%

>>6416138
I'm going to need a shot of you bent over from behind to judge the body fat in your glutes, for accuracy's sake

>>6416158
>posts picture from /b/
It's actually from /r9k/.

>>6416158
make that 2

>>6416157
Sorry, but that is a good body, stupid jelly girl.

>>6416153
really terrible

Who is this old fucker in cglchat? Looks like 40+

>>6416122
they're*

>>6416170
you look flexible
what's the best position you can do?

>>6416059
I hadn't noticed it very much until after I started injecting testosterone into my ass. Nowadays it stands rock hard like a dutiful soldier and a man of honor. It constantly commands me to shout orders such as "HEY YOU! FAGGOT IN THE SQUAT RACK! CLEAR OUT SO A MAN CAN SHOW YOU HOW HE GETS HIS WORK DONE WHILE YOU GO PLAY WITH YOUR BARBIE WEIGHTS IN THE BATHROOM AND CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP"

It feels amazing knowing that at any moment, I could just take a woman and rape her and fill her with my alien goo and then she would be forced to bear my child, and I could just turn around and do the same thing to the next woman over, and she knows this. Having a penis is the only thing that could possibly make one's existence feel justified, and it doesn't surprise me that all women I've ever talked to speak as though their lives are wildly incomplete.

>>6416170
I'm going to go reverse image search and if I come back with no results I am giving you a coupon for a free bf

>>6416176
>>6416164
>>6416147
You know I think I might just pass on the whole boyfriend thing

>>6416167
are you kidding?! she has a deformed hips one is sticking out more than the other and their really high up, over all her hips are too boney. you need to get better taste in women.

>>6416159
neither are true

If a decent looking man decides to have a gf he generally needs to be more bold but a decent looking woman who decides to have a bf can still be shy while using slight hints and flirting

>>6416176
and this is why a /cgl/ /fit/ meet will never happen. Because of trolling faux-rapists

Any /cgl/ in Texas? I just washed the sheets.

>>6416175
fuck off.

>>6416170
While that other guy is searching, you can have my coupon for a free bf

>>6416186
>can still be shy while using slight hints and flirting
Because some guys are into that, just like some girls are.

>>6416191
Listen cuntnugget, no woman is attracted to extremely shy men.

>>6416170
7/10 would bang

also shoe on head pls

>>6416200
I am. Bam, there goes your argument faggot.

>>6416185
Maybe it's just me being a guy. This is coming from a super-critical /fit/izen who says "lel chestgap/10" at least 49 times per day, but she has a great shape in my eyes.

>>6416188
Can you reach your feet behind your head?

Flexibility is an important part of fitness!

>>6416188
g-go to tinycha t /cglchat a-and show us all y-you're body so we can c-check your b-body f-fat %-%

>>6416203
Yeah, you gonna go ask him out then? Cos a shy woman will always have men who want to engage in a conversation with them

>>6416208
>Cos a shy woman will always have men who want to engage in a conversation with them
Oh, I can't know that feel when no bf because fat and ugly dudes want to be my bf?

But if a shy guy turns down fat and ugly chicks he can still know that feel when no gf, right?

>>6416185
I think you masturbate too much and have ridiculously high standards of beauty.

>>6416207
you know it bro.

>>6416201
shit taste
>>6416214
i masturbate just enough, i do have high standards for women, women should be curvy and soft not boney as fuck. how is that attractive?

>>6416132
I'd say Poppin Fresh!

Can we get some examples of some male fit cosplayers here? There are plenty well documented professional female cosplayers and I want to know what to strive for.

>>6416219
>in terms of normal attractiveness
the extremes of fat and ugly of both gender are omitted

>>6416229
Fan-fucking-tastic. What was the last character you played?

>>6415570
yes.
remeber kids gym looking freaks are not normal gym goers. Women who look like freaks work out twice as much as normal and take male hormones

>tfw everyone ignores your feels
sorry jimmy.

>>6416219
Dunno what you're talking about.

An average shy male will never be involved in a relationship until HE does something first.

Whereas the average girl doesn't need particularly good conversation abilities.

>>6416159
patently false.

>>6416260
What feels have been ignored my son?

>>6416275
http://tinychat.com/cglchat

>>6416270
>An average shy male will never be involved in a relationship until HE does something first.
I've known lots of shy guys with gfs. Extroverted chicks swarm them like flies.

>>6416272
Uh, true? It's the easiest thing in the goddamn world to get a gf if you're cute. Chicks will come to YOU. You don't even need to do anything.

>>6416275
Everyone's ignoring my feels

>>6416284
Yeah, I just can't keep the girls off me man, have to swap them with batons to get through my daily life.

>I seriously hope you dont believe this

>>6416294
They just banned you, how retarded.

>>6416251

I cringed at all four of them

>>6416294
You're like one of my favorite people now. Getting banned for nothing. Brilliant.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eBd7y4nL8o

>>6416306
Whats wrong with the third?

>>6416284
>It's the easiest thing in the goddamn world to get a gf if you're cute. Chicks will come to YOU. You don't even need to do anything.
This is why I fucking hate women, they just don't understand how hard a guy has to try, AND AT SAME TIME look like he's not trying at all. Or if that was posted by a guy, you are 14 at best.

>>6416187
did you get all the bloodstains out? and if so, give me some tips because I just can't get this one rough one out

>>6416306
go fuck your curvy fatties beta.

What the fuck /cgl/ why can't you just report and hide this /fit/ garbage.
What the fuck is wrong with you there's no reason for this shit to be here it's completely off-topic and useless. If you want shit like this go to the cesspool that is /fit/.

Goddamn /cgl/ you are a bunch of idiots.

>>6416312

she's ripped that's what. she might not be as vascular but it's still enough to make my cock shrivel...

>>6416327
ripped?

Are you retarded? Neither 3 or 4 are 'ripped'. 4 just has that shit eating face that turns me off

>>6416318

can and will. enjoy your big veiny dicks shooped onto girls ;)

>>6415991
Lifting really will improve your form. Don't confuse "bodybuilding" with lifting weights. You won't be taking steroids so no fear of you looking like Hulkette!

I am 6' 1" and it has really helped me out. I still have my curves but they are tighter and doing squats gave me a really great ass.

Go talk to a trainer about helping you keep what you got and make it better.

I found this pic on /fit/ and thought it was appropriate even if it is a bit cheesy.

>>6416335
I want reddit to leave

power outages make me a sad tomoko ;~;

How do I get this waist????

>>6416337
shut it fatty

>>6416344
low body fat and genetics

>>6416344
Deadlift+squat to get hip shape and core strength, caloric deficit. Do them heavy, low rep (3-5).

>>6416335
Who even started this "touching weights will instantly turn you into She-Hulk" thing? And why do so many people believe it?
So many potentially great bods wasted.

>>6416327
yeah ok, I bet your the type of guy that would beg for a date

>>6416317
>tfw my feels aren't felt by others
pls unban
pls respond

>>6416319
why so angry?

>>6416355
Since you guys say Deadlifts and squats give your hips shape...would it help for hip indents too? For some reason I only have it on one side but it wasn't always like that. How do I fix it with out making them more uneven can I even fix it?

Pic related

>>6416356
It's an old wive's tale, or at least I think since my mom seems to think this. But my sister in-law who started to lift she just got a wide back and fat muscle arms...Like she went bear-mode and still looked fat. I don't know exactly what it was all that she did, but yeah.

HAHAHOHO look at this board full of edgy hipster faux-nerd full-on-faggots gonna be a viral new meme lol guyz i went to comiccon DAE remember Mario Bros on facebooks i just discovered reddit I am actually a normal jackass who went and became a gym rat with fake tits so nerds would upboat me and i can have the sweet sweet attention i deserve bunch of faggots you are

>>6416365
Toning up the muscles in that area will help to slim them and burn the excess fat that is "indented". Take some effort and focus on the area and you'll start seeing some results. :)

Can I just say this is the best thread EVER?

/fit/ needs to help seagull girls more often.

'Mirin dem bodies, ladies. All of you.

>19yo aesthetic shy patrician

>>6416379
wut?

>>6416363
I feel. I leave to feed my animals, I come back I'm banned. ;.; I wanted to get naked with /cgl/

>>6416368
curlbro'ing is bad for women too.

Also, look in the fucking mirror while you build. If something starts to get too big, just stop adding weights in that area. You arn't going to bulk 3 inchs on your arm overnight.

>>6416356
My high school gym teacher told us that. Lifting weights will ruin your ladylike figure he said, so the boys got to lift while we played ping pong.

...I suck at ping pong.

>>6416388

Read between the lines, dipshit. Have you ever tried it?

>>6416404
I think he is attempting to communicate.

I guess google translator is screwing up.

Since there are a good mix of men here, currently. I'm wondering what do you guys think of girls who become strippers? Say not for the whole I want to show off my body to horny old men but the good/fast money that is made?

I'm considering this as I am in a pickle.

>>6416387
You guys are better than /sp/ at least. They just circlejerk and spam pics of whoever that glasses guy is

>>6416365
Definitely. Once you train the muscle up, you will have the desired roundness.

Remember to go heavy, don't be scared. Watch form videos too.

Here is squat form
http://train.elitefts.com/instructional/so-you-think-you-can-squat-parts-1-5/

Here is for deadlift
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp8Sx9dX9LM

>>6416418
Doing it online on a cam site is much safer and you actually get better tips. I just bought $300 of textbooks from a week or so of camming.
inb4 slut etc, you're the ones tossing the money.

>>6416344
Diet and Exercise.

DO NOT DRINK SOFTDRINKS.

that includes "diet" drinks.

Best time to work out is in the morning. You can be benefiting from that the rest of the day.

Take a tape measure of your waist and take a picture. You have a starting point. The picture is to motivate you. You can add new pictures as you move along.

That will give you something concrete to work for.

DO not give up.

>>6416418
It's a viable option. I wouldn't think less of a woman, as I've considered it myself. Just don't cross the threshold into hooker or porn. You can't come back from that.

>>6416437
>DO NOT DRINK SOFTDRINKS.

>that includes "diet" drinks.

>Best time to work out is in the morning. You can be benefiting from that the rest of the day.

That's all personal opinion. You can drink soda if it fits into your macros.

>>6416428
OH and FYI the guy in the Deadlift vid os going super light. DO NOT arch that far back. Once you are completely straight up, you have completed the rep.

>>6416418
Two things to think about.

Everything you do today is basically cast in stone and will be there for all time.

So if later in life you want to run for office, or get a promotion, or you become famous, write a book, or someone hates you what you did will come back.

If you don't care then that leaves just one more thing.

You will be dealing with a very sleezy element. I am not talking about the guys who will be coming into the club (or if you do it online).

I am talking about the owners or managers of these clubs.

They will expect you to put out. They will probably try to pimp you out and get you to do porn. they may even rape you and laugh as you threaten to call the police.

Realize many of these people own judges and the district attorney.

So know what you are doing. Don't be naive and think you can just stick your toe into this world and then walk away.

My best advice is to stay away as the negative aspect of this far outweigh the positive.

>>6416441
lol, no, not if you want that body, that body is HARD work, that body is like no dessarts ever. Soda is full of suger, suger spikes your insulin and that makes you store fat on your body, you are never going to be in the 99 percentile drinking soda

>>6416434
That's pretty cool, I've considered camming too. Only problem is I'm scared people will recognize my place unless I have a generic spot. And I don't intend on getting fullblown naked, I know clubs have girls who just strip upto their panties/bras.

>>6416438
No way man, I wouldn't hook/porn.

>>6416454
Shut up you fucking idiot. Your posts make my eyes hurt.

You can eat whatever you want as long as you maintain your cut/maintenance

>>6416457 welp disregard what I said here
>>6416451

>>6416454
She didn't want to be an elite level lifter. she wanted to have a tight body. Diet soda would not interfere with that.

She definitely shouldn't have high-sugar post-workout, though.

>>6416381
what the fuck are you trying to say here? I seriously hope you aren't perpetuating the myth of spot reduction in the presence of /fit/izens. We will eat your heart out

>>6416365
building muscle around the area is definitely the best way to give it form and balance. underdeveloped muscles have the least symmetry

>soda
it's called pop you weirdos

>>6416470
>soda
>not jizz

Oy m8 have u had ur shot of jizz yet?

>>6416464
She wanted the body posted in the linked post, the one with tight ass tummy.

>>6416418
I think it makes women prostitutes. I think a lot of thinks women do make them prostitutes. It's entirely up to you to do, but you will never be able to escape the judgment that results from others knowing you have sold your body.

But I dislike them far less than cafe maids or hostesses.

>>6416475
And diet soda would not prevent this, as long as she ate at a caloric deficit.

>>6416475
And? How does drinking soda affect her if she fits her macros?

>>6416418
I think they are dirty whores, and 90% of the time I'm right, I'm ok with being wrong 10% of the time, I still woundn't respect them or treat them like people.
Also the only women that do that are abuse surviviors. Don't bealive the "normal girl, just needed money for college" they don't exsist.

gamecrush.com is the best. guys will pay $40/hr or more just to play steam vidya with girls.
>mfw losing horribly in Civ V for $100 a pop

>>6416461
I got those mixed up, but you get what I mean...

>>6416480
suger is not a macro.
Don't get me wrong, you can look good drinking soda, you arn't going to be modal hot thou

>>6416478
>sold your body

I think that's a little strong. Stripping isn't selling your body. It's selling the image of your body.

>>6416483
Would be better value for money to get a hooker...

>>6416464
diet soda is even worse then regular soda.

Research now indicates that those who consume diet soda daily are at a higher risk of cardiovascular disease.

According to data presented at the American Stroke Association’s International Stroke Conference in 2011, researchers studied 2,564 participants and found those who drank diet soda every day were at a 48% higher risk of having a stroke or other vascular incident than those who didn’t drink it at all.

http://healthland.time.com/2011/02/11/diet-soda-may-lead-to-stroke-risk-really/

Diet Soda also has a high amount of sodium, phosphate, and usually caffeine (unless you make sure to get caffeine-free). Phosphate in high doses can have a negative effect on the health of your bones. Sodium and caffeine can cause dehydration, making you more thirsty, making you drink more diet soda, causing more dehydration… you see where this is going?

>>6416483
Is it possible to actually meet people to play vidya in real life and not pay for it? I'm not quite lonely enough to pay for companionship.

>>6416493
that's not how normal socitiy sees it. You do realize being a stripper incu;ldes lap dances and grinding right? stripping =! bralels show

>>6416482
Ironically enough I am an "abuse survivor" and don't really see myself more than just a sexual object for men, not that I give it up easy.( I only slept with four men, two willingly. ) But I don't think I'm the kind of girl men fall in love with.

Anyways, the reason I'm doing it is not for college... It's to avoid going to a place where I will have less rights than I do here. I need to find a place to live if I don't want to end up on the streets.

>>6416483
You can't be serious...do they do consoles too? Do they do single player games with a tiny picture-in-picture of you holding the controller? hahaha

>>6416507
Go to places where people play vidya

/question

>>6416506
>http://healthland.time.com/2011/02/11/diet-soda-may-lead-to-stroke-risk-really/
There's a lot of flaws in that study. And of course she wouldn't be chugging soda. When you want a tasty beverage, you have a soda. The rest of the time, you have water.

It's her choice anyway. Plus she's probably gone.

>>6416507
Yes, it's called having friends who game...
But since we're on 4chan, a lot of libraries or colleges have vidya groups. I just stuck around after >anime club at the library and now I play Brawl with people 3 times a week.

>>6416517
>>6416524
I meant using the website. I do have friends, I just want to meet more people, through the common love of vidya.

>>6416509
Why are you listening to this guy? If you need money, you need money. If he doesn't judge people on a case by case basis, then his opinion means jack.

>>6416529
Oh, idk if there's even an option to do it for free. I think they recently switched to a model similar to cam sites (lol) where watchers can tip girls "tokens" they redeem for gift cards and stuff. Don't think there's and irl meetups though.

>>6416537
>>6416537
>needing case by case studies to determine whores who strip or prostitute

Nah m8, nah. Should have gotten that education

>>6416537
She doesn't need to listion to me, she asked how it would be viewed and I told her. It's still better then sucking dick on criagslist for money. Never said she shouldn't do it.
One protip: Try to aim as high as possible, uptown brand name strip club much better then seady club. fyi. Same with escorting. walking the streets=retarded. escorting to good hotels? money maker

>>6416540
Aww......

You had your fun, /fit/. Now go to bed.

>>6416506
this has nothing to do, particularly in dramatic terms, with fat loss. you can make the argument that diet soda is unhealthy, but no one ever got fatter from drinking it.

>>6416319
/fit/ "garbage"?
Trying to help people better themselves is garbage is it?

Fat acceptance detected

>>6415611
Because both places are full of jelly seagulls and landwhales.