/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

> our hobbies
That part. You can't claim a hobby and say "you can't do it because I said". If you want to do that, make a club house and put a "no girls allowed" sign on it.

>>6413783
What part of 'Get the fuck out', don't you understand exactly?

>>6413783
>>6413789
>>6413790
nice samefagging.

Hey /v/.

What part of "you aren't welcome on our board" don't you understand exactly?

Fuck you,

/cgl/.

>>6413795
Because that person totally could have made two posts at once. Yep. Totally logical.

>>6413799
stop samefagging please

Jesus. Why do the men on this site hate us so much?

>>6413797
Hey /cgl/

What part of "you dont look a day over 12 thousand" don't you understand exactly?

Fuck you,

/pol/

We are shitty board because of you scum coming here. Please, get out.

>>6413795
>>6413802
Stop samefagging please

Anyone else find it funny how much power we have over men?

We don't have sex with them = They hate us.

We do have sex with them = They think we're the most perfect girl in the world.

>>6413821
All men aren't like this.
only beta shits.
Have fun with that.

>>6413783
Hey /v/, I wanted to talk to you about Hotline Miami, but you've changed. The angry hipster who loves dubs has been replaced with children who grew up on xbawks and nogames3. You just couldn't wait for 10 threads about call of duty 9 modern war fair 5 black ops two and Halo $. Fuck you.
Pic related, its me.

>>6413826

Actual /v/irgin here.

It's not this so much as it is the fact they share our interests yet still all gun for the top 10% of men.

>>6413806
Because they're betafags who can't get a girl to look at them to save their pathetic lives.

I have to admit. I can sort of understand why you guys hate us. pic related.

>>6413839
And if we can get them, what's wrong with that?

>>6413859
Because you're average looking, it's not particularly fair in our minds.

You'll retort with "life isn't fair", to which I'd respond that I agree, and that's why those of you who undertake that sort of dating strategy with men out of your league invariably get cheated on, several times, over and over again.

>>6413859
My vidya waifus still care about me.

>>6413865
So...why hate us for something that's going on in our personal lives? How does it concern you?

>>6413855

Also this.

Note that although you may feel comfortable in our presence, we aren't really comfortable in yours. If we're a group of good friends, you coming along will -always- change the dynamic between us, because you'll start flirting with one of us, and his attitude will change, and other guys will start to try and impress you, and you'll play up to it and so on.

I don't know how to describe it other than that as someone with a fairly sizeable group of male friends, male behavior seems entirely less genuine and more superficial once a woman enters the equation.

Just stick with other girls, or is sex really so important to you you can't go a few weeks without it?

>>6413865
>that's why those of you who undertake that sort of dating strategy with men out of your league invariably get cheated on, several times, over and over again.
Haha, hot damn! You /v/irgins are just as catty as us!

>>6413881
I'm female and I prefer to have male friends, and I have since I was very young. I believe in abstinence, so I've never had sex with any of them. What's wrong with that?

>>6413873
We hate it because although men have lost all of their de facto gender-based privileges, the de facto gender-based obligations we have to undertake are still there - Being the one to ask a girl out, being assertive, being strong etc. I don't disagree with any of these, I just think its damn well unfair we're still expected to fulfill them when you have no such equal responsibility and obligations thrust upon you as girls since feminism got rid of the concept of feminine responsibility.

On a more personal level, it's annoying to see girls who are quite evidently your equivalents in terms of looks being able to get guys who are much better looking than they are. And it's doubly annoying that they then have the audacity to turn around and pretend they're lonely because they once went without sex for a month.

>>6413881
They crave the attention.
The ugliest girls always tend to be the biggest sluts.

>>6413893
Don't forget

>Having to earn significantly more than the woman you're interested in

>>6413893
LOLOLOLOL

go cry to reddit about your man problems

>>6413907
>reddit

Reddit is a highly liberal website, why would I want to go there?

>>6413783
What part of "you don't own an entire fucking hobby" don't you understand? I'm sick of this "hurrdurr no gurls allowed xDDD" bullshit. Not all of us are vapid whores who are only in it for attention. I mad.

>>6413893
I don't necessarily agree with those "obligations". If the girl you fancy agrees with them, then fuck her, really. Find one who thinks that you're equals and will sometimes be the assertive, strong one while still remaining feminine.

And as for your second point, there are plenty of average girls to go around. I'm sure that all of the model looking guys aren't snatching them all up, are they?
I'm not trying to argue or anything, I've actually been interested in why you guys hate us for a long time.

>>6413907
8/10 would read

>>6413883
I'm not being catty, I'm just pointing it out. If you're a 5, you can probably get something going with a male 7 or 8, although it will be very sexual, but it will almost always end in you being cheated on.

The thing is, you girls are ok with that.

>>6413899
You don't HAVE to do any of that.
If the girl you're interested in feels that way, then fuck her. This isn't the 1950's anymore. Both males and females should let go of the idea that the males have to earn more.

>Call us undesirable losers for the better part of 20 years
>Expect us to welcome you with open arms into our niches, interests and hobbies

OP is right. Go away. We don't want you.

Look at what you turned cons into. Just a giant slutfest of girls looking to 'get laid'.

>>6413918
>you girls
Since when do you know how ALL of us feel about guys cheating on us?

>>6413907
>LOLOLOL
>>>/reddit/

>>6413881
This. I'm a chick and when I hang around with my boyfriend and his friends, it's strange. The atmosphere really does change a lot. For the most part, at least. There are a few guys that don't give a fuck and will act the same no matter who is around. And it's disgusting.
Believe me, ladies. When you're with them, you do not want them acting like they normally do when you're not around.
There is a lot of holding back that they do and be glad that they're considerate.

But it does make the day less fun for them, since they're having to watch what they say.

Think of it as you're stuck with a bunch of guys through a lot of your day. It's that time of the month, it's girls night out. Finally, just you and other women to talk about girl stuff or that cute guy or whatever.
You get there, ready to de-stress. And your friend has brought her bf along! Well, fuck.
Now the atmosphere is entirely different and you don't get to talk about the shit you wanted to, as you don't want to seem disgusting mentioning anything period related near a guy.

>>6413914
Fox & grapes
http://www.bartleby.com/17/1/31.html

>>6413893
>bawww feminism fought for women's shit but not for my male shiiit ;_;

I always find it amazing how males complain about FEMinism fighting for FEMale stuff and not for their stuff.
You want to get rid of your male responsibilities like females did? Fight, like females fought.
Complaining about it on the internet and getting angry will take you nowhere.

No, really, all of this male problems and baww could be gone if only you stopped expecting other people to fight for your rights and went out there to fight for them yourself.

>>6413855
>nobody reply to the picture
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

>>6413925
Why are you even here? Eat my shit

>>6413925
>Look at what you turned cons into. Just a giant slutfest of girls looking to 'get laid'.
It's always been like this though

I'm so glad I'm a lesbian. I've never met a male nerd that wasn't a gross mouthbreather and if they were remotely attractive in someway they were either a narcissistic asshole or a "Nice guy" who claims not be a narcissistic asshole. I'm happy that I don't have to settle for any of these

>>6413937
>Fight for your rights
>look at this loser fighting for his men right's
you're retarded if you think a man can go out an "fight" for his rights or problems without getting ridicule by every single woman in a 500 mile radius.

>>6413937
I want females to have their old responsibilities come back, since it's biologically impossible for them to be attracted to men who don't fulfill their side of the bargain, I'm ok with doing that.

>>6413918
Not being catty? Oh yes you are. That was a low blow, buddy. Top quality bitch fight material for /cgl/.

Accept my compliments and move on.

>>6413937
If you support a political group that is about endlessly empowering one gender, you're basically supporting a female equivalent of Islam.

Where burquas are forced financial support for unwanted children.

>>6413918
>I'm a huge faggot who will probably end up buying a Real Doll

>>6413935
True, that.
It seems like they just shun us before they even TRY to get us, though.
That's the vibe I've gotten from this thread.

>>6413945

Funny, especially given that you actually believe you're a lesbian.

You just haven't met the right man yet.

>>6413956
I'm not deriving pleasure from pointing it out.

If you're a 5, and you continually go for 7s or 8s, you're going to get cheated on.

Learn to settle. For god sake. Are looks really the be all and end all? I can understand wanting a guy who isn't a physical wreck, but you're pickier than 2d loving guys are, at least they factor personality into the equation with the girls they like.

>>6413937
>get all of your rights handed to you
>claim you fought for them

>>6413949
That's all well and good, but what does that have to do with you not wanting us on /v/?
Last time I checked, women's roles and where we're allowed to talk about vidya were completely different issues.
Are you mad at ALL women, or just us?
If it's all women, then I understand. If it's just us...then that's ridiculous.

#protip

The 'women' // feminists that are arguing with you are men.

Three quarters of them are smoker, so I guess he is somewhat qualified to speak for women, since he has tits.

Most of the actual girls here don't argue about anything other than petty shit. There this one Jerrie / Nazi that does, but she's always avatarfagging w. trip on.

>>6413959
>It seems like they just shun us before they even TRY to get us, though.

What's the point in even trying with you girls?

>>6413934
Thank you, I always tended to act the same around women when one would join our group. I ended up with my best friend fighting with me about 'being rude'
Really ruined our friendship, I still have no respect for him to this day, and it's been a few years.

>Got married and had a kid at the age of 20
>He slaves over 40+ hours a week in a factory
>Became hardcore christian, sold all his video games and movies
>mfw his wife got really fucking fat after only 3 years of marriage

>>6413966
You're right. Our generation did not fight for them. The women before us did.

Need I remind you that men were against women's suffrage? You did not "hand' us our rights. You shits were reluctant to do it, but you couldn't deal with using your hand any longer. You needed pussy.

How about dis:

it's fine for women to like /v/

but only if they actually play the vidyas they got lying around on their shelves

*female cold sweat inc.*

>>6413961
Lol no the "right man" is a myth created by men to make women feel like they should settle for the "nice guy".
I don't need a "nice guy", I need a girl with a nice set of tits and a Hitachi magic wand.

Be careful before you turn into /a/, bitching about how 3D women will never compare to their 2D waifus

>>6413974
Tell me about experiences you've had where you've tried to get with a /cgl/ girl and they rejected you.
What? You have none? Then you just hate us outright, don't you?

>>6413934
It's not about behaving slovenly or disgustingly.

It's about the fact we can't be ourselves because you aren't one of us and you never can be. You always turn any situation into preening at the guys who want to impress and compete for your attention. And you always turn the discussions sexual.

>>6413930
You get cheated on because you're shallow. You deserve every ounce of pain you feel.

>>6413985
I can accept this.
Some of us like video games genuinely and don't pretend to do it just to be edgy.

>>6413980

>>6413986
>Lol no the "right man" is a myth created by men to make women feel like they should settle for the "nice guy".

You're saying that pop media tells women to settle?

It's the opposite.

And you like men deep down. Lesbianism is nonsense.

>>6413978
>Need I remind you that men were against women's suffrage?
>generalizing

Do you even realize that if all men were against it, you would never have won?

Why do you even think you have won? Tell me. I want to know what, in your head, was the most important thing that lead to your "success"?

Was it your ferocity? The power of love? Your great charismatic leaders? Do tell.

>>6413978
>You did not "hand' us our rights.

>legislation passed by an all-male Congress

Also, it's funny that you act like women were any more enthusiastic about being able to vote. Most women opposed female suffrage until they were told they wouldn't have to be drafted. Even though women apparently wanted to vote SO BADLY, they weren't willing to have the same responsibilities that came with that right as men. Greedy even when they had nothing/

>>6413987
>What? You have none? Then you just hate us outright, don't you?

I personally don't 'hate' any of you.

>>6413980
Yep.
Hah, what did you do, say something about his lady or women in general or something?

>>6413989
It's nice that you think you can speak for all of us.
Stay single and lonely, anon.

>>6413997
Vaginas.

>>6413987
>I'm in a crowded subway
>a girl holds my shoulders for support since I'm a big guy
>I feel her tits on my back
>get a boner
>she starts breathing heavily on my ear
>look back
>a guy is fucking her from behind
>my boner gets bigger
>she starts wispering "harder! harder" in my ears
>my precum is staining my shorts
>next stop is best buy, it's my stop
>I can't get down because the girl is still getting fucked
>I miss my stop
>guy finishes fucking her
>girl cleans the semen on her vagina with my velvet cape
>I say "I'm s-sorry"
>she looks at me with a weird face
>I mumble "d-do you use a-ati or n-n-nvidia?"
>girl goes away
>I missed my stop, now I have to ride the other subway to bestbuy to buy a mechanical keyboard

>>6414001
Oh, let me guess. The wives of the politicians forced them to comply through denying them some WooHoo.

This is so naive that I don't even

>>6413985
>it's fine for women to like /v/
>but only if they actually play the vidyas they got lying around on their shelves

That's totally fine with me.

>>6413881
My friends have always been groups of guys that I wasn't interested in having sex with. But a few would be the ones who would ruin it by asking me out and making it weird. Keep in mind that I never talked about which guys I thought were 'hot' or anything like that. I was never into that crap, I just wanted to talk about shitty anime/vidya/comics and make stupid jokes about everything.

Really the lesson learned is that you have to start farting in front of eachother to secure that 'comfortable friends' position.
It's the only way.

Oh, /v/ and /cgl/.
One is the single worst example of males on 4chan, and the other the single worst example of females on 4chan.
What a perfect couple.
A fat neckbeard that hates on games he has never played making out with a fat lolita spewing venom about people she's never talked to.
Imagine the passion.
Imagine the two disgusting rejects that everyone hates finally finding true happiness in each other, like two nasty spiders entangled in the same web of shit, only they can appreciate each other filth, the beauty in their ignorance and rotten brains.
How romantic, how fitting.

>>6414007
I'd say they witheld the hoo-has and then yes, them men got some woo-hoo when they passed the laws.

How else would women get men to do that shit?

>>6414015
>How else would women get men to do that shit?

They didn't. Women didn't get anyone to do anything.

>>6414019
I'm telling you man. It's the vaginas.

>>6413999
I was just acting normal, I didn't even acknowledge her since she just fucking sat there saying nothing. She was a hardcore christian, you see.
I think the word "god damn" really set him off. I used it accidentally, accidents are going to happen when you suddenly try to change shit.


Then he was all up in my face trying to seem alpha, I guess.
I told him that he needs to stop pretending to be someone he isn't to impress his girl.
That apparently really offended him (hit the nail on the head) He swung on me, and the rest is history

>>6414011
So you kept that group of males as some kind of emotional tampon, whereas you went after the 'hotties' for sex?

>>6414011
Dawww friendzoned to the max

>You are now aware thousands of femanons have posted their nudes on 4chan

How on earth do you girls expect us to respect you when you have so little respect for yourselves to begin with?

>>6413973
>>6413973
>>6413973
this

How do people not notice when they are being trolled?

>>6414017
9/10
I like it

>>6414015
Because the men who passed them were clever.

Imagine you are in power. What could you possibly gain from allowing women to work?

>if they can work, they'll have to work
>more work, more taxes
>more taxes, more money
>weaken the 'nuclear' family even more

Of course, some men weren't as clever and they desperately clung to the morals they were taught - that women are dumb and inferior. It doesn't matter if they really are dumb and inferior, as long as they work -> more money.

And power is only about that. Money.

The moment feminism stops being profitable (say, an apocalypse like a solar flare destroying all electronic, nuclear war/nuclear winter takes us back to the dark ages), then do not worry - all of these 'ideals' of feminism and of strong equal women will crumble to dust and the bigots will gladly assume the positions of housewives and concubines, to have the successful males care for them.

>>6414036

This, just go to /soc/ to see what girls who posture at liking anime and video games are like.

>>6414036
>you are now aware that so have men
>especially their dicks

The key to not being a fucking retard is taking things on a case by case basis rather than generalizing.

The fact that people still rely on others to make opinions for them in this day and age is stifling. The point of running around posting anonymously is that the posts are taken as they are with no identity attached. I'm not trying to say any ANON IS LEJUN bullshit, but they are judged by the content of the post rather than the person behind it. That is the point.

>>6414036
People keep saying "you girls" like we're all clones with identical personalities and identical values. We're not. Some of the girls here are sluts, and some of them are kind and modest. Keep in mind that this board is gothic lolita as well. Not all the girls here cosplay and dress like sluts like Jessica Nigiri.

>>6413964
>not wanting a Real Doll.
Shit, I would want one even if I was happily married

>>6414036
>posting nude pictures means you have no respect for yourself
>the fact that some people of a certain group did something means the whole rest of the group should be judged for that even if they did not do it

So many logical fallacies...

In all seriousness, the misogyny in nerd culture really does sadden me. I refuse to let butthurt betas ruin my interests for me, but it still stings because 3DPD-wise, all I ever wanted was a sweet, sensitive, shy, cute, nerdy boy who I could talk about video games, anime, and manga with. I've been feeling really stupid for it the past couple of weeks, recalling all the hot guys with bright futures I've turned down simply because they didn't have the same geeky interests. Now that I know I will never have my adorable, shy, nerd boyfriend because those types despise women, I guess it's time to give up and settle for an attractive normal guy and just not let him on to my power levels. Whatever, normalfags are better looking than nerds anyway, usually. It just sucks since there's so much less I'll want to talk about.

>>6414075
>posting nude pictures means you have no respect for yourself

Are you a "sex positive feminist"?

lol.

>>6414025
Hah, shit. Sucks about your friend though.

I get being respectful to people with things that might offend them, but him starting a fight about it was stupid as fuck.

I remember the guys were like that the first time I hung out with them. Holding back on language and they kept slipping up. I'm a christian as well, though not any sort of hardcore crazy lady. People are going to use words in ways you don't like. No reason for forcing them to change everything just because you're in their presence.
Anyways, every time they said something they would suddenly look over at me all shocked, like I was going to smack them with a bible or something. Shrugged and kept eating my food or continued on in conversation.

Though apparently me not caring turned into "Oh this chick is cool with anything! Let's talk about dicks!"
Haha. Yeah, things got a little awkward and I decided to let them hang out without me.

>>6414069
I... Me, too.
Though the male ones freak me out.

>>6413964
Real dolls are awesome i tell ya.

>>6414083
Damn, I dropped my sage. Ah well...

>>6413918
>you girls
>implying if someone cheated on me I wouldn't cut up his dick like a vienna sausage and make him eat it off of those plastic sword toothpicks with little umbrellas

Step up senpai.

>>6414077
>normalfags are better looking than nerds
Oh my gawd you broke my heart!

whore

>>6414027
Nope, never dated. Never was interested in dating/sex, still not. My anxiety was too high to talk to new people, much less fuck them. Wouldn't want that kind of drama anyway.

>>6414031
Friends are pretty great. Shame a lot had such shit taste; some of them didn't even play videogames. Still funny people to hang out with.

>>6414077
Don't give up. I found a really great shy, nerdy guy, and we've been together well over a year. It just takes time. There's nothing like being with someone who you can talk to about your interests.

>>6414093
THIS.

>>6414083
>"Oh this chick is cool with anything! Let's talk about dicks!"
I don't know why, but guys do like to talk about dicks a lot. Not even about dicking women, just dicks. (dick related jokes, dick ur mom)
I've never understood it myself, but never questioned it.

I can see how it would be gross for a girl, just like If I was in a group of women and they all started talking about vaginas.

>>6414093
whore

>>6414114
>Grossed out by something you (and every woman) have between the legs
Women logic.
Pretty stupid if you ask me.

>>6414122
lel

>>6414134
Haha.
Because all of us have had sex, right anon?

>>6414093
It depends on whether he was drunk or not.

I'd still be upset if he cheated on me drunk, because all alcohol does is lower your inhibitions and make it easier to do things that you wanted to do. Which means he'd wanted to fuck another woman, and the drinking made it super easy. It would hurt but I could get over it eventually.

Were it without alcohol, honestly we'd just split up. I'd be upset in the sad way, not the "I'm going to cut your dick like a vienna sausage and make you eat it off of those plastic sword toothpicks with little umbrellas" way.

And then we move on.

>>6414122
Start something, faggot.

>>6414134
Sorry, but I'm a guy. Didn't feel like I needed to specify.
Don't hit on me, okay?

>>6414137
>sex
Can't you talk about genitalia without thinking of sex anon? something must be really wrong with you

>>6414114
Yeah. The conversation was a dickfest. And it wasn't so much gross as it was just awkward and a little bit embarrassing. I mean, they were getting very lewd with their jokes and uh... vivid storytelling.

Women don't really talk about vaginas so much as it is vagina-related things. "Oh man, I think I've got a yeast infection. It started itching the other day while I was out in public and I started squirming around to relieve it a bit but it just got worse, so I had to go to the ladie's room to take care of it. You know any medication that fixes it pretty quickly? The stuff I tried last time didn't work so great, and it was this syringe of goop. It leaked out and felt nasty, like those period clots do."
"Oh I totally get it. Those period clots are nasty but it's sort of a relief, you know? You can try this stuff and it might help."
"Periods, ugh. I'm on mine right now and I am cramping like insanely. This one's heavy. Like, fucking niagara falls heavy. I've gone through a few pads already."

>>6414134
See above.

>>6413881
What you just described is exactly what happens when a hot male approaches a group of females, too.

>>6414077
I used to be in the same boat. Video games have been my life since 2000, but male gamers still treat me like I'm a poser just because I have a vagina, so I decided to just not interact with them. My boyfriend may not like video games very much, but at least he treats me with respect.

>>6414152
Are you retarded? You said we had it between our legs.
You're either implying that we have penises or that we're having sex, am I right?

>>6414171
Well if he wasn't talking about sex, I'd say he implied we have penises.

Anon, someone really misinformed you in health class...

>>6414175
>>6414171
>I can see how it would be gross for a girl, just like If I was in a group of women and they all started talking about vaginas.

Just for you retarded samefag.

>>6414171
maybe he meant all genitals, perhaps because he doesn't realize that penises are extremely hilarious and unfortunate looking compared to a hole with flaps

>>6414180
I don't know. I think they've got a sort of charm to them.
>plus they feel good~

>>6413839

Bitter, bitter, bitter.

You say it like you don't gun for the top 5% most attractive of all women who share your interests.

It's two-way street.

>>6414180
I think all genitalia are horrible looking.

>>6414184
Not a samefag. Nice try, though.

>>6414184
You are looking at the wrong post, that is not the one they quoted.

>>6414077
>mfw people responded to this copypasta seriously

It's like I'm on /cgl/

OH WAI

/v/ pls go.

>>6414190
>Not a samefag. Nice try, though.
You totally convinced me

But I'm 25, I was here first.

>>6413973
You got me! I love pretending to be guurgamers

Is this about the feminism thread on /v/ a while ago? You guys really need thicker skin

>>6413893
>although men have lost all of their de facto gender-based privileges, the de facto gender-based obligations we have to undertake are still there

Hahahahahahhahaahaha

>don't have to worry about being forced to prove your aptitude before anyone will take you seriously
>people assume you're confident and can take charge, as opposed to assuming you're submissive and less intelligent
>don't have to worry about criticism for what you wear (does not apply if you are /fa/)

I could go on. Men don't understand micro-aggressions like this. Have you forgotten that women earn 77 cents for every dollar a guy earns?

>>6414077
This may shock and awe you, but just like how the majority of you geek girls aren't in it for the attention of being female in a sea of kissless virgins, the majority of us geek boys aren't misogynistic pricks.

>what /v/ believes

>>6414208
>copypasta
I don't think that word means what you think it means.

>mfw /v/ complains near me
Why should we care? You'll always crave us, and there's nothing you can do about it. Now get back in line and maybe we'll let you ogle us some more.

>>6414237
Whenever I read shit like this, I wish I had a dick so I could show these men what rape feels like.

Mostly because I think it would be hot.

Your hobby? Last I checked game companies make more off of middle aged ladies playing Farmville than you pirates. I've got a full time job and enough money to buy games and merch, so I'm actually supporting the industry. And my fiscal opinions are worth more than your whining.

Oh, and I've been playing video games since I was 3, on my Sega Genesis/CD/32X. So fuck you.

>>6414247
This. No mater how much the neckbeards bitch and moan, we all know how badly they want hot csplayer girls in the end.

>>6414249
I think most guys on 4chan would love to get dicked by a shemale. So much for that rape fantasy

>>6414255
but /cgl/'s female cosplayers aren't hot.

>>6414247
>let us ogle you
That's not how it works. We do it every day and you can't stop us.

>>6414247
>>6414255
/thread

Men are disgusting brutes that should be nothing more than chained up sperm dispensers.

Love, /cgl/.

>>6414189
THIS.

JNig. That's all I'm sayin'.

>>6414247
>I hate women!!!
>P-Please show us your feet
I've seen those threads /v/, you're pathetic. Why ruin your miniscule chances of getting a girl by posting threads like this? Come on.

>>6414270
Most males would love to be used as a sperm dispenser.
Whose side are you on?

wow OP seems incredibly bitter, and /v/ isn't much better. what ever happened to "fucking off and doing what you like" without needing either approval or permission from others. last time i checked some lady playing video games isn't keeping some guy from doing so. seems like a personal problem if he can deal.

i'd kill for a female shooting partner - i bet there's a whole new world of techniques and challenges to overcome or at least observe.

>>6414273
Shut up and post them toes

>>6413834
>implying

"The Manipulated Man" 101.

Saging for troll thread

pls leave

>>6414276
>if he can't deal
FFS

>>6414272
The very epitome of what most bitter betas claim they hate in a girl, yet all of them drool over her like she's edible Jesus.

But you like girls, right /v/? We're nice and soft, surely you wouldn't want to upset us? Fuck off.

>>6414263
By neckbeard standards, the majority are.

10/10 OP

>>6414290
wow that's fucked up.

>>6414295
jnig is the cosplayer who did the main character from candy chainsaw or whatever, right?

>>6414313
Yep.
Hey~

>>6414303
Ahh, Right. Oh shit I'm sorry. Go on.

FUUUUCK I HATE MEN

>>6414325
FUUUUCK WE HATE YOU TOO

>>6414270
that's fucking hot.

btw I'm a grill

>>6414272

Be as slutty as her then.

>>6414376
Yo baby. I'm a grill too. Black and sleek. I may be a little short but I'm real hot I promise.

>>6414385
Yo, shorty. You need to back the fuck off, okay?
Nobody wants a grill that takes forever to "get ready"

>>6414376
Baby, I'm your man. I'm real big and I'll treat you right. I'm ready when you are, and you don't have to wait for me to finish.

>>6414392
You aint got nothing on me brah! I even come with a fully ready kitchen just for the outside style.

>>6414376
I'm your grill man, da name is Viking.. Grill viking.

>>6414385
Like >>6414392 said, you need to GTFO.

>>6414392
You leave her alone. I know you're "easy". All the women want you, and you don't even put up any resistance.

You really want a grill like that, >>6414376 ?
Look, I'm just as fast as the big guy over there but I'm not afraid of the great outdoors. Want to go camping? I can show you a good time under the stars.

>>6414376
I-I like camping. I'm.. portable, too...

Sh-shut up! I-It isn't size, it's technique!

>>6414385
>>6414392
>>6414402
>>6414406
It's XXI century, ain't no living soul needs someone like you know.

Step back and watch me make that gurrl come in less than 2 minutes.

>>6414402
Yeah, so what? You've got a big package but do you even know how to use it? I bet you'd hurt her with it and screw everything up.

>>6414376
Come with me, girl. I'm big and I'll go real slow for you. Don't pay any attention to those losers. I'll show you what a real grill is.

can you all just shut the fuck up and get back to your regular shit? Who the fuck cares about this anyways? I hate men wooo. I hate women wooo. Nobody gives a shit.

>>6414419
Yeah, you may make her come quickly, but I bet you're messy as hell.

Girl, you need to be getting it on with me. This fool isn't even the real deal. Look here, even if things get real messy (is that what you like?) I can clean up quickly.

>>6414376
>>6414438

haaaaaaai

You don't need boys. I'll be perfect fit for you tonight.

Just look at my body and trendy outfit.

Call me baby!!!

>>6414376
>>6414438


>>6414451
btw I forgot my pic

I'm grill too :3

>>6414455
oh, I forgot it again, I'm such a dork :D

>>6414376
>>6414385
>>6414392
>>6414402
>>6414406
>>6414413
>>6414419
>>6414431
>>6414440
>>6414451
>>6414455
>>6414458

>>6414460
11 grills at once.

Damn she's such a slut.

>>6414036
What about all the guys who post nudes of themselves? Does it count for them?

>>6414474
That shit is irrelevant. This thread is grills now.
Deal with it or leave.

>>6414470
I know right?

You all pale in comparison to me. Girl, I can get you all over easily, and I ain't gonna burn you. No need for flipping or anything. Just grab my handle and go.

>>6414474
I'll post my nudes all day for you sweety.

I'm a hot stuff.

>>6413985
Do you play every single game you have laying around on your shelf?
Also I like what you did with the lying/laying wordplay, very subtle.

>>6414487
Man you better check on that "burning". I think you've got something nasty going on in them grates.
>pic related, it's the RUST

>>6413985
>>6414496

Stop samefagging and post grills

>>6414494
Nah, I'm fine. Just look at my abs.

Pic of me and my gurrl doing some nasty stuff. +18

>>6414509
My guurl and I do nastier stuff than you but we always use protection.

>>6414496
not samefag, just replied before hitting the grills section of thread.

Also here.

>>6414517
Yeah, it's better to not get burned.

Shit might end up being disgusting.

>>6414093
>implying women can do that
Only old and ugly ones, since they're old.

Since this is an OT thread, might as well use it

>According to science:
This is the sexiest dance a male can do.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMQ9HYDnplU

Did it make you moist?

Because it made me cringe.

>>6414566
Whereas this is the worst.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h58LKRyYRNI

>>6413996
You're saying that mainstream media doesn't encourage the nuclear family? Now I know you're stupid.
I hate guys who go around saying "Oh, you're a lesbian, I bet I could turn you."
>"Bitch, please. I'm pulling 7-8's who smell pretty, take care of themselves, and love to have fun. You expect me to swoon over some boring loser who spends most of his time fapping to disturbing shit on the internet?"

>>6414583
This post is so male it hurts my heart.

I think you want to be a trans some day, am I right?

Oh, what's going on here? Grills?

>>6414509
>>6414517
I am 12 and what is this

>>6414593
reported for underage!

>>6414217
>point

>>6414593
Hey there, little one.

Have you ever heard of lolita? Haha, no, not the style. Get in my van and I'll tell you a story.

>>6414634
Woah, buddy. You need to get out of here, pedo.

This is a pretty impressive selection of grills. Did you have these all saved beforehand or are you picking them up as you go along?

>>6414653
depends what you prefer baby.

why is it that these ugly girls in my club won't stop hitting on me

I don't even talk to anyone except my 1 friend in there

>>6414653
I pick them up as I go.
Not sure about the other grill anons, though.

>>6413839
>It's not this so much as it is the fact they share our interests yet still all gun for the top 10% of men.

lol rejected

tfw no gf right
boohoo
cry more pussy bitch

>>6414705
ye m8 u tell that prissy slack jawed beta homo whats up

>>6414634
Sir, you need to come with me.

>>6413842
so it's alright for white people to call one another nigga too, right?

I've known an awful lot of guys who seem to treat their gf as a credit to their own awesomeness. Like, they're worth more than all the other guys around them because they got the hottest girl. Hey everyone, check out this girl I managed to bag, aren't I just the greatest, and then they move onto the next one when they feel like the old model isn't good enough. Or like during sex with some guys it's all, isn't my cock awesome, you can't get enough of my cock can you, you're a slut for me and only me. Even if you're falling asleep while they're pounding away. I don't get it, do men have naturally egotistical tendencies?

>>6414725
Yes.

>>6414732
fine, but I hope you're ready to get a .38 between your brain lobes

or just some chocolate dick between the thighs if you're a chick

>>6414730
Dunno what you're talking about. tldr.

By the way, check out a pic of me and my grillfriend. She's real cute, isn't she? Haha she's got such a firey personality.

>>6414730
Yes men have ego problems
just like how women are shallow

>you aren't welcome in our hobbies
Just let me have my escapist fantasies please.

>>6414737
I can top that.

We went to see Mr. and Mrs. Jones a while back and couldn't resist taking a pic like the movie poster. Look, she's so hot. Especially when she's wearing red.

>>6414730
the man isn't the only one to blame in that story
it's the womans fault for staying with him as well

>>6414749
I'm aware of that, it's just that I've known so many men with this problem. Been with one of them. Some of them don't even realize what they're doing. It's just really hilarious to watch, especially when /r9k/ insists men are the be all and end all of logic.

>>6414702
theres more than one of you?

>>6414776
Yes. I've been going back and forth with at least one if not two grill anons.

By the way. Don't let the grills die! Keep it up!
I even made you a motivational poster!

>>6413925
But...I've been alive just over 20 years and for 15 if those I myself have been playing video games,and not once have I called a guy an undesirable loser for it.
My parents also took me to cons when I was little because they're Trek nerds and once I was allowed out of the room after 10 realized night at cons is everyone trying to hook up and wearing considerably fewer articles of clothing.

So...uh...what?

>>6414776
Yes. There are more of us being made every day.
It's just a matter of time, anon.

>>6414788
That's great. I'll be bringing that to the weekly grills anonymous meetings.

>>6414810
You sound like a braggart. Get out.

>>6413866
she was so pretty before she became 3edgy4me

>>6414725
LOL because the bullying geeks and nerds have put up with is totally just like slavery amirite

>>6414232
To be honest that is a relief. I like video games,played them since I was eight. Bums me out that such whiny fagoots dare to refer to themselves as men. Even if this were the fifties I doubt they could amount to shit and be that ideal in their heads. They'd still need a realdoll. What do you suppose they'd fuck in the fifties though since realdolls didn't exist? Anyway, their frame of mind, being this catty, hey maybe they're just gay. Fuck em. Whiny bastards probably aren't even financially independent.

>>6414823
Just making a point sir/madam. Basically chiming in that generalization is bad because some of us have indeed been fans of the vidya from young ages and therefore would have no grounds for calling anyone male or female a loser for it without being a massive hypocrite.
The con remark was just truth. Those nerds party hard. By 8 the booze is out and klingons are grinding on stormtroopers.

>>6413948
>Implying women didn't and aren't getting ridiculed for fighting for their rights too
10/10 I'm laughing

>>6414730

Yes, they do. And it's the sole reason that they can be unbearable to be around. It isn't even that they're big headed; they're just so insecure that they constantly need to reassure themselves. So fucking pathetic.

>>6414039

Another thread to prove my point

- all virgin males should be killed.

Join me sisters!

>>6413948
Lol, yeah, and people totes thought those women burning bras were cool, right? I'm sure they all got handsome husbands latter? Everyone loved them and nobody opposed the shit they did?

>>6413998
You seem to think that these male Congress could just "oh, well, in MY PERSONAL OPINION women shouldn't have rights so I'm not voting for anything". Or that if they passed the legislation, it was because they agreed with it.

Do you even know how society fucking works? If there's a lot of pressure from a big part of the population, you can't simply say "yeah, no, fuck you."

Fuck you /v/ I don't see your name on it.

Why do you care so much about videogames? Grow up.

>>6414017
Sounds Beautiful

>>6414887
Now you understand why /v/ sucks. I can't even discuss video games without faggots going around dissing everything.

On another note, y'all bitches and fags made my night. Please invade /v/ on a couple of occasions.

>>6415374
Why would we invade /v/? Most of us are already there. We just don't come in yelling HAAAAY THE GURLS ARE HERE, we fit in like everyone else. When you're here you're on our turf, busta.

Pic related, it's what I look like but completely different and actually attractive

>>6415627
not makoto/10

>>6414970
die virgins die! make your mothers cry!!

>Come to /cgl/ for the first time
>See this thread

What the hell is going on here? Isn't this board for cosplay?

i sitll love you /cgl/ even though you're all bunch of cunts

>>6414734
Shit nigga, ya'll need to chill.

>>6417355
It's for cosplay and lolita. But anyways, currently invaded with /v/, /fa/, /fit/ and anons banned from /jp/ for posting in a thread for used panties.
And usually, this board is filled with women so scum men always come here to point out how "disgusting" we are.

>>6414879
>Implying you've ever had to gone through slavery

good one you nigger

>>6417355
No this board about drama and shit

The issue here is that you guys who get upset over girls playing video games assume we just jumped on the bandwagon last year. Some of us have been playing games just as long as you have. The first game I ever played was Diablo, about a week after it came out. I've been playing vidya since. My friends did, too. Yeah, we got picked on at school, called freaks and nerds, but we didn't give a fuck. We liked our Zelda and Final Fantasy and we still played. From elementary school until the end of high school, I was given a massive amount of shit for playing video games. I met some other "gamers" and hung out with them, but the majority of my peers still made fun of me. Only when I got to college did it change. I saw someone who used to make fun of me in high school for playing video games wearing a triforce hoodie less than 2 years after she decided that.

Some of us have been doing this just as long as you. You have a right to be mad at bandwagoners, just as we do. Just don't get mad at us because we have different genitalia.

I'm just here from the /q/ thread, but christ that story about the guy who turned into a hardcore christfag was awful. Now that's something to fear.

>>6417492
>I saw someone who used to make fun of me in high school for playing video games wearing a triforce hoodie less than 2 years after she decided that.

Fucking casuals.

Hey /cgl/, im sick of seeing you on /g/, please abstain from posting there.

Fuck you

/g/

Males made the gaming industry while females ridiculed it

until "nerd culture" was accepted
and now females in the industry ruin everything with their shitty writing

It's ours, you she-devils

>>6414686

The less attractive the girl, the more forward she needs to be- the reverse is also true

This creates a sad paradox wherein attractive yet introverted guys are constantly hit on by girls they don't want to sleep with (at least more than once), and attractive girls never make the first move