/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I'd rather drink a coke.

Ichigokitty ;)

Roko and awkward.

/thread

saiharii gyaru

Logseux and Eva Braun

Enver (*ﾉωﾉ)

>>6413844
sup Roko

inb4 spoony

>>6413856
whatever happend to Eva anyway?

Dill, Dill and, oh wait...Dill.

>>6413960
I have no idea, but I wish she'd come back

ITT:
tripfags namedropping themselves by posting without trip

>>6414012
look, someone is jealous, how cute.

>>6414294

anybody can post themselves in these threads

>>6414298
I'm clearly both Eva and Logseux. I'm special like that.

I have girlcrush on Spooky. Does she have a tumblr or anything?

>>6414372
Spooky boogie za anarchisto.

>>6414304

Like you two never circle jerk like every other tripfag.

>>6414380
wha

Sakuya is my current waifu.

>>6414506
>current

>>6414506
>Current
You cant even keep to just one? You never heard about being loyal? Shame on you.

Oh Yuyuko, the next we meet in my dreams can you give a better excuse to not talk to me then,"People are nuggets". I know you're silly but this made no sense and was a pretty poor excuse to leave me at the Scarlet Devil Mansion by myself.

>>6414521
I still love my previous waifus just as much, but the more characters I meet the more I love them too.

>>6414535
I know I'm awful. I have a harem of waifus

>>6414540
Too dirty.

>>6414561
yo Page, why you trying so hard to pretend you're like /a/?

Voldemort & DQ said /a/ is the most un/a/ttractive board ever

you should try to be like /sp/

what is /sp/ like?

>>6414577
Psh, sup /sp/. All the boards have seen pics of you turbonerds.

>>6414588
>turbonerds
>implying that every time this picture is posted, you don't get wet for either /sp/ or /fit/

>>6414577
I-I-It's not like i care or anything at all about what they say! But really, everyone have preference for a type of liking.
Sure if you like sport, go to /sp/.

>>6414590
yeah, but I'm just sayanas, you can change tactic anytime, pretending to be like an /a/non just confuses /fit/fags who might try to fuck you because they think you're just another girl who's avatarfagging as chinese animus

you know

actually

I have a great idea for you

/ck/

a lot of seagulls are fat, and this is basically uncovered territory

though I guess it's harder to pull off since you can't just dl reaction images and google poplar animu shows, you have to check some modern recipe sites and shit

maybe buy that book from that faggot from Britain who plays drums and goes to the kitchen and he likes to touch kids, J-something

>>6414380
If i'm not mistaken, Spooky is also a lolita.

>>6414616
*Jamie Oliver

>>6414616
Actually before i got into the IT-world i was taking an education in the world of gourmets.. Now its just a hobby, still have a lot of books though and such.

But no, i'll keep to my shit.

And here comes the drama.

I don't think I will have a crush on anyone ever again. Sounds boring.

>>6414629
you need a love life seagull.

>>6414589
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTN6gL21F60
Here's one of you doing the costanza face irl.
Pretty turbonerd. There are some images of you guys floating around, but why would I save pics of ugly guys?

>>6414668
I have ridiculously high standards on personality, so it's kind of difficult. I blame anime for being so...not boring. Never been picky about looks.

I want someone exciting to be around to go on adventures with.

>>6414627
IT?

also, I think you just mad cause you know I right but you can't admit that because it would be admitting you lost

/a/vatarfagging ain't getting you no pussy, just bans

same for that proud asian thing you got going on

>>6414629
>Sounds boring

Having a crush sounds boring? You've never had one?

Rupert Grint.
Help

>>6414629
Same here. Such a waste of time holding up someone else, supporting them, and generally trying to make their life a little better for a number of years only to be kicked to the curb anyway. Fuck relationships

>>6414703
And fuck crushes too I'll pass lol

>>6414589
W-well at least I look better than this Page guy. R-right? And /fa/ too. Unless you're into old guys, I guess?

>>6414698
I've had plenty, I just happen to be stupid so nothing comes of it besides disappointment. If nothing good comes from it, it's boring. I don't like window shopping.

>>6414622
Indeed she was.

>>6414691
But why would one want infected poon from cgl? Last ban was only 3 days long, i have patience enough for that, so sure hit the report button if you like anon.
But are you fascinated about me since you wanna talk?

>>6414711
Sure you do! Keep your confidence high! Thats what gets all the poon today... or so they say on /adv/ and /r9k/.

>>6414711
lol'd

>>6414711
>implying you're automatically handsomer than Page just because he's a Paki
Typical racist right wing inbred fuck:/

>>6414577
I like /a/ I go there all the time, the boughtfag threads are fun.

>>6414754
>boughtfag

>>6414754
Gotta buy all dem figures!

Anyways, i better head off to sleep, dont be mean against the anons now dear Imouto.

>>6414754
yeah, but as in they're unattractive as people because they stink and come here to make misogyny threads

>>6413991
I'm still here guys, I just don't trip anymore and only namefag when it's relevant. That misandry and drooling over virgins isn't going to post itself!

>>6414770
No its not all of /a/ that's like that. Just the couple asswhipes that do it don't pay them any attention.

>>6414688

Some of the male tripfags that are originally from /cgl/ are a good blend of /sp/ /fit/ /mu/ /o/ and /a/ without the retarded repetitive material endemic to the culture of the other boards

>>6414785
/sp/ is still more handsome tho, we have to agree on dat

>>6414770
Actually I take a shower twice a day.

>>6414809

Pretty sure if you went to a /cgl/ meetup you would have more chances at a chick by claiming you were Roko or jkid before you said you were from /sp/ or /fit/

>>6414809
I don't know I've only met one person from /sp/ and that's Enzo. I cant really judge a group of people based on one person. Its whatever you consider to be attractive, some girls like neckbeards, some like sporty guys.

>>6414717
you should try a different way to find a mate. Like,
if guys/girls are constantly flocking to you,
you should be the one perusing other.
And vice-versa, if you are constantly the chaser,
wait for someone to come knocking on your doorstep.

>>6414826
how hung is he?

>>6414773
eva, please update us on your life. it's been so long since we hear from you.

>>6414826
>some girls like neckbeards, some like sporty guys.
>"I don't dislike /a/"
>yet says /a/ = neckbeards
>and thinks /sp/ is 'sporty' guys to boot
DQ is on a roll today.

>>6414834
She and athens got married and had a baby.

>>6414809
/sp/, please go.
pls.
I don't know about /a/ making mysogyny threads, but /sp/ comes here to "flirt" quite a bit and I use that term very loosely.

>>6414833
I wouldn't know I'm not 4chan dick rater.

>>6414851
well, is it big, small, medium? you should've been able to tell from looking at it

>>6414847
Neckbeards would more so be /r9k/ my friends from /a/ are not neckbeards I would have to say that /a/ is probably one of the most diverse boards.

>>6414854
Pretty sure Enzo isn't the type to whip out his dick to random girls online.

>>6414855
>"You're a [negative_adjective], unless you're my friend - then you're proof that not all of you all like that!"

>>6414561
But wai can't I love all these anime girls.

>>6414859
you said you met him.............

>>6414863
Not really that's just my impression on /r9k/ what I say is not fact, its opinion.
>>6414868
I talked to him but thats it, sorry for the disappointment Anon.

>>6414863
I've talked to guys from /r9k/ and seriously, they are pathetic.

>>6414876
Derp, quick question would you rather...

Eat poutine for 10 days straight or eat ice cream sundae for 5 whole days?????!!!!!
please respond!!!

Why does /cgl/ keep talking about other boards as if any of them give a shit about this place?

Come back to reality.

>>6414886
The other boards keep posting shit over here.
So obviously some idiots do.

This place isn't great at all. I wish they would just leave already.

>>6414886
They're tsundere.

>>6414884
I eat enough poutine as it is. Mmmm, poutine.

>>6414884
I cant do either right now because I'm on a strict diet for bulking.
But I prob have to say ice cream. I love poutine but its only something I can eat not very often or I get sick of it. Plus home made ice cream is awesome.

>>6414891
This.
>>6414886
Boards like /a/ come here every day because they think we're accessible females for them and because they think we like them, although it was just a troll.

They probably talk about us all the time too, since they have no gfs.

>>6414012
Yeah, that C27 guy is one sexy dude.

>>6414688
>I want someone exciting to be around to go on adventures with.

It's fun because most people who say that are either regular introverts or plain NEETS. Don't expect to find someone to go on adventures with if you spend the entire day sitting on your ass.


I give up on crushes myself, nothing good comes out of one sided love.

>>6414773
I love you

>>6414995

What kind of high standards?

>>6414963
>Boards like /a/ come here every day
Seriously?

>>6414830
I just can't seem to get that attraction towards someone to chase them these days it seems. I feel like everyone is nothing more than a friend. I have nothing to chase.
>>6414995
It's funny, because you are 100% right, I am a very shy girl with no friends. I have no idea how to make them and meet the right people. I have kind of given up I guess. Every guy I meet now is someone I just want to play video games with and stay friends.

What is love!?

>>6415064
I'll be your friend. We can go hiking and have a picnic on a cliff overlooking a river.

>>6415064
That might be the problem. If you want extrovert friends/SO you should pick some extrovert activities yourself.
It might sound hard to believe, but after a couple weeks/months it really molds your shape, you'll open up to new friendships and just a new envoriement in general, wich is always nice.

Must important of all is not to give up. Carpe diem, anon.


>what is love!?

oh baby don't hurt me

>>6415064
Extrovert guys are the best, I'm very shy and I only date guys like that.

>>6415086
I actually like hiking, how about going camping also? That's my favorite. Which is weird because I'm lazy as hell.
>>6415097
I was trying really hard to do things before when I was in college but unfortunately my anxiety really got to me. So after failing school and not making all the friends I thought I would have it really hit my confidence. I get spurts of motivation but, I'm on my time where I just hide from the world.

Dont hurt me, no more

>>6415118
We can do that. You seem like you'd enjoy fishing. Where are you?

>>6415124
I could sit in one of those little boats on the lake for hours fishing. It's very relaxing.

Norcal.

>>6415129
Well that's the complete other side of the country from me. However, there's an event I started going to in SoCal that's kind of like camping...

>>6415118
>I'm on my time where I just hide from the world.
Been there. Just make sure to go out when you feel ready, that way you'll find all the happiness you deserve. Hugs for you, anon~

Maridah and Mostflogged are wife material

Everyone else thats attractive to me, like JJ or Maryjane just looks pretty but has nothing that would actually make me want more than face value. Kinda like the Pierce Brosnan James Bond.

>>6415410
I would enjoy taking JJ out on a date and probably being very intimidated by her, but it's hard to imagine marrying a girl that's smarter than me.

>>6415410
>tfw JJ goes to a prestigious school in the Ivy...

yeah..only face value..

>>6416136
Just because it's in the East doesn't make it Ivy.

>>6416136
Her school isn't in the Ivy, lol, little ivy at best.

to this day I am still finding this girl's name..

>>6416244
god, her fashion sense is atrocious...

mygf

>>6416256

>>6416268

You really reek of the constant need to validate yourself

>>6416268
>using spoilers

>>6416281
>posting on 4chan
>postin in /cgl/
>posting in the crush threads
>thinking the other 100 posters don't as well


Step up senpai.

No. Fuck this off-topic garbage.

Spoony, Chokelate and Charms get my vote

>>6413810
i like nobody

>>6416361
I like you.

>>6416244
sad day. met her at a party i recently went to.

DerpQueen my Girlfriendo. SEMPAI
STARFISH LOVE ME LOVE ME

>>6416431
>>6416431
No.6416244 here.
Oh dear, words cannot describe my jealousy.
What is she like? Is she a nice, sociable, outgoing person?
tfw you will never have the opportunity to meet her..

Derpqueen

nice eyes, nice armpits, nice thighs

not crush, just think she looks good
plus heard she's a bitch
all other attractive women from here no longer post

>>6415063
Yep. It's proven that theyre misoginyst.

>>6416244
>girl
I have news for you...

>>6416292
Yeah but you post that response in every crush thread and beyond. no1curr

>>6417291
>Enver mad that fatty boy has the hottest gf of everyone on this board and he always makes her orgasm with his huge dick and swag

>>6417303
Hi Smoker

>>6417303
you've got my all figure out, anon

>>6416431
>met her at a party i recently went to.

Dave??
X-23 is the only Marvel hero with claws.

>>6417230
I think she was referring to the fact that it's /fit/ and /r9k/ that come here.

>>6414834
Add me on Skype or something then, I'm not really a figure in the /cgl/ soap opera anymore.

>>6413810
>tfw looking at picture of ex-crush, and for the first time since months and months I don't see her under a light of perfection a beauty but objectively by how she really looks


Yes.... oh god yes, I'm getting free of this fucking curse.

>>6416256
actually I'm pretty sure that's just a cosplay judging by the fact she's got a red contact in...

>>6417341
"Am I gambit?????"

>>6417230
I'm gonna make a thread on /a/ telling them to stop coming here looking for dates.

>>6417388
I know exactly how you feel anon
its like the curtain of foolery has been lifted and now you see everything you chose to ignore before

>>6417441
you can't stop some idiots there

>>6417467
Here >>>/a/74765809

>>6414898
>bulking
DerpQueen the last thing you need to do is bulking.
In your most recent fitness progress pics you were at least 20-22% bf. I know you listed yourself as 10% but you were very incorrect and if you want to see what a woman looks like at 10% go ask /fit/ and you'll see what I mean.

At your current bf% you won't be able to see any of the muscle gains you've made yet. If you want to add muscle you need to eat your weight in protein every day, and you can still do that while cutting. You'll have to cut from where you are now to see any of it anyway. Why would you bulk? That's retarded.

Oh wow, you're all pathetic.

>>6417483
Die, male virgin filth.

Stop ruinging our board, we would never die a virgin neckbeard misogynist like you

>>6417521
nice fake trip there

>>6417521
I can't tell if you're being ironic or are genuinely butthurt.

>>6417521
b-but

>>6417537
IDC if she's fake or not, but I agree with her

you guys are disgusting and you're ruining our board

>>>/a/ >>>/r9k/

Friendly reminder that anyone actually from /a/ that posts here looking for pigs is hated to death by the majority of /a/ and that posting a thread on /a/ whining about those people is a waste of time when they're already ridiculed for their behavior.
Polite reminder that /a/ is several orders of magnitude larger than /cgl/ and that starting some crossposting pissing match is going to end badly for you.

>>6417555
So when I call pathetic as I see it you assume I'm all of these things?
Your logic is astounding.

>>6417562
Try me, neckbeard virgin.

We still have our /fit/ boyfriends to support us. They can kick your fat asses even if you outnumber them 10:1.

>>6417567
You seem to have missed the point entirely.

>>6417589
>shits his pants at my response
>"I-I d-d-didn't m-mean it l-like that."
Spineless neckbeard virgin is spineless neckbeard and virgin.

>>6417641
You people really are delusional.

>>6417555

i'm a rowboat... don't be mean... I'm in love with

the mirror... HA HA AH AH

>>6417784

fuck my false sage name

>>6416136
Went. She graduated.

>>6417521
Fuck off

Nicholas Cage...

don't look at me like that...

I want to make sweet love to swami's flat ass

>>6417641
>>6417567
/fit/ you really are pathetic. Look at yourself pretending to be a girl on the internet. Look at yourself.

>>6418026
Only /a/ is doing that.

>>6417821
You're just mad someone stole your trip, but deep down you agree with that.

Even ugly flat girls like dis one have /fit/ non-virgin bfs.

>>6418066
>implying /a/ cares about 3DPD

Only /fit/ is pathetic enough to always come here and shitpost to get /cgl/'s attention.

>>6418066
Maybe you're not from /fit/, rawbot gurl you there?