/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

sorry for off topic, but by exercising the glutes and doing butt exercises, can it really get bigger?

Like dis.

>>6411899
yes
a lot of athletes have squat butt

cmon cuggle i know you're mostly girls desperate for attention

you can rate each other or whatever gets you hard

>>6411899
you can make your butt bigger

sage

>>6411912
oh shit a comment-less sage on a slow ass board

bois ples

fukk me

>>6411924
pass

are you just ugly, /cgl/?
it's okay

excuse my face

5'8 149-151lbs
female
was 200lbs

>>6411924
>manface
>Quebec French
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.jpg

>>6411963
what a dirty cunt

I'm gross :< I wish I was a kawaii pretty neko lolita princess desu

I want shuckle to post.

now.

and poolboy, if he's still around.

I'm the cat

Obvious /fit/
But /cgl/ will feed this troll

>>6411978
/fit/ has such a hardon for /cgl/
you guys shouldn't have made that "/fit/ is our preferred board" post, whoever did it. now you're fucked forever.

Like this. All the time.

inb4 trip graph inb4 the usual

>>6411976
..that cat looks like my cat.

...Mouse, what are you doing?

>>6411992
oh your that girl from last night

>>6412000
I swear to god every grey cat on the planet looks the same. They all have that same pissy look on their face too. (his name's Monty)

>>6411985
It's because we have the best selection of women on 4chan.

>>6411999
You mean this thing?

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AiNj4IYXyx2UdE1QSkNndmdYaHJLVFdxblp0OWx1LXc&hl=en_U
S#gid=0

:sigh: Why has /fit/ been raiding /cgl/ lately. Pick up your spaghetti and go home. Your sexist taunting is fucking stale. - a girl

(I know you'll prove you're from /fit/ by going apeshit over the fact I just told you I'm a girl, thus proving me right. So just resist that reply button and let this thread die.)

>>6412042
The newest one with the pictures the one that keeps bringing them here.

>>6412031
getting first pick of the leftovers in the trash bin is hardly a point of pride

>>6412055
Eh?

You mean the one made by Voldemort? That has only good looking females in it and her and DQ?

beep. top button shouldn't be done, oops. wascold

>>6412042
that is kind of stalkerish...

Here it is.

>>6412080
hehe you have a big head

>>6412090
Miyu's facial aesthetics are the most aesthetic. Logseux looks like the best fuck. Angela looks most like wife material. Captcha: totally rorderv

>>6412080
gyno/10

>>6412042
I died inside when I saw myself at the very bottom with the worst picture possible.
some of the information was right, some was wrong. oh well.

>>6412080
either that's a really awful mirror/picture, or you've been skipping too many leg days.

>>6412090
I'm new here, so you guys need to tell me about Tenleid. She just gives off this look of sexy confidence, dunno why I dig it so hard.

Someone else said that she's an ugly attention whore and just looked good at the meetup or something though, idk

>>6412175
Prolly. only squat 3plate.

>>6412185
tenleid is my girl crush on here

ive never had a problem with her posts. shes pretty nice.

>>6412124
agreed about miyu and logseux but for 3rd choice ophelia > angela.

>>6412090
>Lobitah
>Miyu
>Chokelate
>Logseux (even though she has crazy eyes)
>Angela when she turns 18

>>6412207
>>6412124

It's funny how people always say this... I think Miya has really bad facial aesthetics. All of it is makeup and shoop. She's so masculine and derpy looking.

>>6412201
protip: no you dont
legpress != squat
go deeper

>>6412090
Man, I love Pixyteri. I would honestly miss her if she went away, I know there's all the rage against her, but she's almost like a comfort /cgl/ object now.

>>6412207
No chin vs eyes too far apart

>>6412090
any of them without the make up?

>>6412090
That's not what Flan looks like, and Annie has looked way better than that. Did Voldemort have a vendetta?

>>6412231
if angela had a chin and ophelia's eyes were closer together they'd both be 8.5/10s. who would be hotter out of the two of them?

>>6412090
>spoony

okay now we know something's up, sage this pipedream

>>6412237
Voldemort is literally an average looking girl.
I don't think there is a vendetta against her, but her looks are nothing above ordinary.

>>6412238
Ophelia ftw! :)

lmagine this. You are attracted to women, Iike you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.
That's what life is like to me.
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

Like this

>>6412258
jesus it's like these people dont understand biology

>>6412258
Nigga u cray

>>6412242
No what I mean is did Voldemort have a vendetta against Flan or Annie since she's apparently the one that made the sheet.

Flan doesn't look even remotely like that, and that pic of Annie is seems vendetta fueled.

>>6412255
dat bone structure

>>6412276
I thought DerpQueen made it.

>>6412255
>>6412277
ophelia pls go

>>6412237
>flan
Yeah. See image, similar angle. The one in the spreadsheet's obviously been messed with.

>>6412281
I went off of >>6412068
so nfi

>>6412255
Mother Russia called they want her back.

kawaii

>>6412296
Yeah she's really slavic/eastern european looking.

What's her heritage/background?

Logseux doesn't cosplay or browse here. So unrelevant

This is though https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Rakuhana#Kathryn_Lockley-Brown_aka_Logseux_aka_Blousie_aka_Addition
al_Pylons

Want to fuck her now?

>>6412218
It was plastic surgery not shoop. She's always top choice for the best looking one on there because she cheated by getting work done. Might be gorgeous as fuck but not all natty.

>>6412305
She's from Russia originally as far as I know.

>>6412289
I don't know if it was messed with on purpose or whether they found the image already like that(shoop threads maybe?). Kinda going to assume they fucked with it though. Silly choice of images either way, as a lot of those images aren't the best representations. The person obviously took time collecting these, so I wonder whether they purposely chose images based on personal views.

Oh who am I kidding, of course it's all personal views.

>>6412313
That came out to be a lie. She knows less Russian than the average American.

>>6412322
I don't think she was born there she has heritage there dumbass.

>>6412316
Actually I'm pretty sure Flan edited that image herself as a joke to Dakotify it. I believe I saw it on her FB a while back.

She's definitely more attractive than that.

>>6412316
see
>>6411729

help how do I kawaii

>>6412331
whats happening with her nose?

>>6412336
Not smiling like a retard is a good place to start.

>>6412328
Which means next to nothing, and her stories were conflicting when she got asked about it.

No need to get aggressive.

>>6412329
Possible. If the person who made that knew who flan was, they wouldnt've used an image like that to represent her. Also agreed, she's way better looking than that.

>>6412331
One bad image among all the cute ones she's posted. Yep.

>>6412357
I've never seen cute ones of her.

>>6412351
why do you care she could be from bosnia and it wouldnt make an ounce of difference

>>6412336
lose some chub off your face, wear fake eyelashes and circle lenses, and get a choppier haircut

>>6412363
...I answered a question. Anon got all defensive. Whut.

>>6412363
>hurr dyrrr ur wrung dumasssss
'who angry anon'
>WHY DO YOU CARE ANYWAYS

>>6412357
post a cute one then

>>6412371
>expecting coherence from /cgl/ when most of the shit here is made up

>>6412371
/cgl/

>>6412372
I dont save any of her.

LYK DIS

>>6412377
So we're supposed to believe that she's cute just because you said so despite only having seen ugly photos?

>>6412381

Is that gagweed or whatever?

>>6412080

>>6412383
I think she looks cute here and

>>6412395
I meant Annie not Flan

>>6412395
here!

>>6412387
that's my tumblr, yes

>>6412255
She reminds me of a celebrity but I can't recall her name.

webcam attention whoring/10

>>6412397
>>6412395
>>6412289
Flan's not that bad when she uses camera angles to flatter her awful jew nose.

>>6412351
She's probably just Polish but is shameful about it like most Poles.

>>6412411
It's elegant.

>>6412411
>awful jew nose

European, yes but Jew, no. She's Russian, not Asian. cgl has nutter standards, but what's the bet that yours isn't so great either?

>>6412433
that's much bigger than western standards as well, though.

>>6412433
That's not a slav nose.

>>6412433
that's shopped by the way. you can see the blur.

>>6412446
That's straight from her mobile (I remember cause the first few tries it rotated it sideways on upload). I saved it ages ago and cropped it for the nose only.

>>6412442
yeah it doesnt look fully slav, maybe just in between

>>6412440
european tho

>>6412446
>blur
>camera phone
Okay now I know you're trolling

>>6412451
She doesn't even have a slav bone structure it's just an excuse for a huge jew nose.

>>6412450
that looks like a smartphone and you can definitely edit photos on there. if you can't see it too well, tip your screen back. It's not just pixelation/fuzz from low quality, it's clearly a blur.

>>6412458
pic related to what a slav bone structure is like

>>6412463
It's out of focus anon, but it's not edited. If it was edited on that phone (looks like a Galaxy S 1) you'd see huge errors everywhere.

>>6412458
What is a slav bone structure, then? What excuse? She's Russian, she can have the nose without the rest of it. Heard of genetics?

>>6412473
but slavs dont have noses like hers

>>6412458
>huge jew nose

If that's a huge jew nose, I'd hate to see what you'd say about the mountain living on my face.

>>6412466
>fashion model
>'this is a slav bone structure!'

She's not 6 feet tall and anorexic...does that mean she's automatically not Slavic?

>>6412477
cgl is just overly sensitive. it sounds to me like they hate their own features and want to destroy everyone else's enjoyment

>>6412478
here's a typical russian girl

>>6412482
/cgl/ is all about judging one another so it's probably true. still, I like my mountain. I'd look awfully funny with a cute little nose.

>>6412428
>>6412433
eh, I like these noses.

>>6412466
If you seriously think ever Slav looks like a shovel-beaten haggard model, you need to leave your house a lot more.
This place is home to so many stereotypes and ideals, none of which anyone here actually fits.
Mental health of cgl < mental health of soc and b put together

>>6412485
What's typical? Being blonde? Big forehead?

Most Russians I know are brunettes with much stronger faces.

>>6412397
Flan's nose isn't that bad...It is more so the fact that her face is so long. I feel like her eyes are located too high or something...

>>6412466
>pic related

>>6412496
>pic related

>>6412502
Probably the makeup she does. Her with no makeup is way different iirc

>>6412504
it's pretty impressive how hair and makeup change a face shape

its very model-esque and fierce, so who cares the length if you can rock it

>>6412502
I think it's the circle lenses. I know they make long faces look way longer (eg sari-mari, who is gorgeous but her circle lens reviews all make her face look longer)

I think the bigger you make the eyes, the bigger the nose and face length are when you dont have a round little face

>>6412504
Unrelated but what is what she's wearing called, or is it just cute overalls?

>>6412534
they're called rompers

>>6412271
triceratops > t-rex
Prove me wrong.

Like a god damn king.

oops

>>6412613
canadian?

>>6412411
Flan has one of those faces that's pretty at first but instead of growing on you as you see it more, it just gets aggravating right away. I'm envious of her body though.

>>6412684
girl youre not fooling anyone with that bra

Come at me brassiere. My hair will fight you.

>>6412747
qurl you can notice i'm also sitting up straight with my shoulders back quuuuuuuurl

More pics of Spooky, she's pretty and I like her outfits

>>6412741
Girl you so jelly I could spread you on my toast.

>>6412768
she clearly stated she was envious. If she doesn't like her face she doesn't like her fac

>>6412771
Imma spread you too, bby gurrl

>>6412684
be my e-gf pls

Like this.

>>6412816
So like a dirtier white Todd.

I like to dream of the day I can be a gorgeous anime girl.

>>6412834
You can go to Thailand to realize your dreams.

>>6412837
What to become a ladyboy? How do you do that exactly?

>>6412838
You need to remove that sausage and get some tacos. Also watermelons.

>>6412840
Right but what about my face?

>>6412842
Go to Korea for that.

>>6412843
You know this all sounds great until I remember I'm 21 years old without a job, no money and very little prospects in life. I don't really have many friends anymore and since I punched my mother my family is mad at me. And to top it off my tranny bf dumped me.

< That's him and I... sigh...

>>6412846
Whenever I think /cgl/ can't surprise me anymore, it does. Outstanding.

>>6412846
Posting on /cgl/ is all everything you could want and need.

>>6412850
Gee thanks. I'm kinda drunk and high on weed right now and having a pity party.

My life also sucks because I broke my first girlfriend's heart and then dumped her. One day I just changed my mind and decided I was a ladyman panromantic asexual. But my tranny boytoy dumped me and then I was forced back to my shitty hometown. I have to couchsurf with random people. And I was hoping for my ex girlfriend to be waiting for me but she won't talk to me. What am I going to do now huh??

< This was the night my ex boyfriend pretended to be a unicorn and then he fucked me with the strap on tied to his forehead. We're both furries.

>>6412857
Please tell me more about your mother.

>>6412858
Well I know you're just kidding but sure.

She's a rabid Christian who is very conservative. She's also pretty dumb. She never paid me any real attention as a kid. When she would there was no real boundaries between us. I kissed on the lips until age 16 when my ex girlfriend said that it was weird. I have a love/hate relationship with my mother. Most hate that cunt tho.

< I miss my ex James. I can't believe that cuntboy broke up with me.

>>6412857
the fuck did I just read?

>>6412863
>I kissed on the lips until age 16

>>6412869
It was just a peck on the lips jesus. Look I have Asperger's ok? I'm retarded at socialization. And my mother never had a problem with it.

< This is when we were happy.

>>6412873
>Look I have Asperger's ok?

>>6412875
I was just trying to explain why it happened. Sometimes though when my mother would wear blouses I could see her bra a little bit. That would excite me a bit. But I'm sure that's normal for people with autism.

< This is my ex boyfriend when they were a girl

>>6412884
I'm sure you're a nice enough chap, but these stories are a bit odd to say the least.
Still, I hope your life picks up soon.

>>6412887
I think you misunderstand. See, I broke my ex girlfriend's heart by cheating on her with the tranny. She just broke as a person. I watched it happen. Yet I still don't understand why I did that lel.

< This is my ex boyfriend today.

Why is it that every girl who does cosplay is either down right gorgeous (like 8.5-10/10) or fugly as sin and no one is ever average.

And for crying out loud, are there no asian girls on /cgl/?

>>6412890
there are no 8.5/10/10 in this thread wtf are you on anon?

>>6412889
>implying I don't regularly break hearts and enjoy it
Naw, you can still be nice person overall.
We all have our vices.

>>6412892
No that's fucked up. And yet I still did it. I can't understand why she won't talk to me though. I thought she was going to wait forever for me.

< This is me with my collar on for when I'm a naughty boy.

black

>>6412894
>that's fucked up. And yet I still did it.
>I can't understand why she won't talk to me though.
Can you even into autism?

>>6412898
>>6412894
>>6412892
>>6412889
>>6412887
>>6412875
>>6412873
>>6412869
>>6412863
>>6412857
>>6412846
>>6412842
>>6412838
>>6412837
>>6412834
get the fuck out of here thread is ruined now

>>6412898
I don't understand why people do the things they do. That includes myself. I think I me be insane or something.

>>6412900
Make me.

>>6412901
ok go see a therapist stop shitting on threads fucker

>>6412861
Tumblr is leaking.

>>6412904
What the fuck man? I'm just having a conversation. You don't have to be in here baka. :V

>>6412907
Ignore him, brah. I gotcha back.
That mad autist scrub is more aspie than you, mayne.

>>6412907

> just having a nice conversation
> claiming to have the downs so people sympathize and tell you you're not a shit for cheating on your ex with a tranny

you're a shit get the fuck over or seek actual help instead of posting your shit all over boards

>>6412901
I find this to be uncanny, but you look so much like the Angry Video Game Nerd.

>>6412912
>anon confirmed for assburger-boys ex-gf

>>6412913
Thanks..? I suppose that's a good comparison.

>>6412912
I have Asperger's which is a legitimate different way of thinking. I go to therapy and my therapist says anything I think or do is okay. You need to get over yourself. My ex was really attached to me and really loving and that's a weird thing okay? I don't know why I did it but I did it. I'm surprised it make her so upset. She was literally screaming and crying.

>>6412917
Nah she doesn't go on here. I still read her letters in baww threads tho. I got really sad after I dumped her.

>>6412919
I meant to say
I still write her letters

>>6412923
Aight cool, but I think that's enough for now.
That fag from earlier has a point so try to stop yourself from whining like a little bitch. For me, okay?

>>6412930
Well fine then. I'm going to go drown my sorrows in weed and alcohol. I miss my ex girlfriend.

>>6412932
Thanks mah mang, drowning our sorrows is what mankind does best. Cheers and goodnight.

>>6412938
You too.

WHAT
THE
FUCK
IS
GOING
ON
IN
THIS
THREAD

>>6412890

The only reason there are "pretty" girls on /cgl/ is because of all the attention they get for being pretty and on /cgl/.

Where are all the anons? Anons are always the prettiest <3

>>6413014
This explains WAYW threads. Average girls feeling pretty on a board of ugly fatties.

Up way too late and dodging work, so this is me. The Lili here is my girlfriend, I guess I'm average, been working on my shape a lot and I really want to be a better cosplayer and learn how to make more stuff. Lili and I made the decals for my shirt here, we're hoping to learn armor soon.

>>6412514
no it's not she's as bland as bland gets stop srlf-posting flan

>>6412303
you look pretty cool
lets be bros

>>6412684
stop arching your back slut

>>6412816
you look like my orgo lab TA

...nate?

>>6412749
10/10 hairdo, would take hair on romantic date

I look pretty meh.. without the wigs and fancy costumes...

>>6412810
Sorry, but I'm in a long term relationship with cats.

>>6412896
your that guy that was in the ninja suit the other day

>>6412381
would get ruined

>>6412733
Me? Canadian? The fuck?

>>6412749

mustachehair/10, would marry

>>6413420
i like your hair

rike dis

like this.

Like a damn fool...

Like a who down in Whoville.

>>6413420

Let's be friends.

>>6413545
you'd make a good trap

>>6413652
th-thanks? I guess?

Not a /cgl/ regular but I just happened to be dressed up so I thought "why not?"

everyone on /cgl/ is so pretty. dokidoki~
>mfw you guys make me feel like a grubby unkempt fujoshi. damn.

>>6413685

Dressed up nigger is still a nigger
Enjoy your aids

>>6413686
You're not bad, yourself.

>>6413685
that suit, that face, that DS...
7.5/10 would husbando

>>6413686
I don't know how tall you are, but if you're tall enough you might consider sending some pics to an agency. Just sayin'

>>6413686
Aren't you that beautiful anon who looks like a fucking model or something?
If no, you look like her.

Either way, you are fucking GORGEOUS.

>>6413686

...would you crossplay a boy for me? You're beautiful as a girl but...would you?

Girl btw.

>>6413686
Shut up, you are fucking gorgeous.

>>6413686
An unrelated anon just confused you for a working model and the model in question told you to get your ass to an agency. Get on that shit and stop fishing for compliments on 4chan, you.

240 pounds of fat, and 5'9.

I was 315, and got down to 170. Then, illness took it's toll, and 70 pounds hopped on board. I'm in the process of fighting it back off, since my health improved. I'm still not too mad, though.

>>6412031
>It's because we have the largest selection of women on 4chan.
FTFY
/fit/ has the best selection of women.

>>6412336
Losing weight would be a good start.

>>6413686
You!
Do this:
>>6413717
I want to have my kawaii-moderu OTP

>>6413740
that gif is perfect for your situation. absolutely perfect. I know how that feels. I was put on some medication that made me gain 50 pounds. I've lost all the weight since I stopped taking the medication.. but the cellulite is still there. dammit.

>>6413786

Weight gain due to medical issues is a bitch. I like to see it as a new starting point, though. Losing 70 pounds should be easier than losing 140, so I just need to stay motivated and work on it. I've been told that my facial structure would have me fucked even if I did loose weight, but I can always just work on what is actually possible to fix before worrying about that. The picture attached looks a lot better than the current me, IMHO, even if I have tiny lips, droopy eyes, and a nose that could take an eye out.

>>6413744
Lel! No.
I spend hours a day on /fit/. The only women on /fit/ is Lara and women whose goal after losing 100lbs is Pixie Terry...

>>6413707
Thanks, anon. c:
>>6413716
Without hesitation. I usually wear classic lolita but I've always wanted to put together an aristocrat coordinate to make up for the lack of classy dandies in our local community.
>>6413714
I used to trip, but on a different board and a really long time ago. If you mean Chokelate, I'm super flattered because I have a giant girlcrush on h--
>>6413717
>mfw
I'm 5'9", but probably not slim enough to fit an agency's requirements. This definitely motivates me to get back into shape, though. Also I love your face and your style and your tumblr.
>>6413728
I promise I will shut up just right after responding to
>>6413739
I need to get my ass to a gym first.
or class
oh, shit.

>>6413539
pretty!

>>6414161
You could always try commercial modelling, you have a good face for that too :)
I don't know your measurements ofcourse, but if they aren't correct and an agency really likes you they will sign you regardless and work on getting in shape after that! But that doesn't happen too often, there's no harm in trying!

>>6414161
Girllll I will be routing for you.
>>6411924
Staph it.

this is /cgl/ how may i hellp u

>>6411891
Like shit.

My whole face is too ugly to show.

>>6414639
*like a 12 year old brownskin with an inverse triangular face

we all wear a kigurumi once in our lives.

>>6414760
Cute

>>6414636

May I hide in your hoody?

>>6414651
Not sure if you're a boy a girl.

>>6414760
dayyyyyyyyyyuuuuummm

Normal but I do scrub up pretty well. That's why I'm here. The girly makeup, hair, fashion stuff.

>>6415162
Agh. I just want to bury my face in your hair

>>6413686
my waifu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>6415171
That's my happy beach hair. It hasn't looked as good since :(

>>6412000

>>6415132
Its def a boy, I can always tell. I would bet my internet on it.

>>6412816
I like white guys with dreads. Let's date.

Am I kawaii enough for you, /cgl/?