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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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Whatever happened to this faggot?

>> No.6409242

>>6409237
He posts shit on facebook with hashtags as if he doesn't have anything better to do.


I wish he was back in cali, when he used to mean something.

>> No.6409273

I heard he lifted himself to death.

>> No.6409307

Figured he would have moved on to another board like /b/ or /fit/ to cancer all over. Or did he just get perambanned for the thousandth time and give up?

>> No.6409316

>dat face
Woof

>> No.6409333

>>6409316
Yeah he's a bit of a butterface. The only attractive thing about him were his abs. I heard he lost it in the fire though.

>> No.6409341

>>6409237
what the hell is wrong with his nipples?

>> No.6409534

Sometime he comes around here like how a creeper hangs around a highshool. He goes under the name Duck Sauce and isn't as funny as he used to be.

>> No.6409553

>>6409307
he's a miscer now

>> No.6409560

I heard he bought 50 dicks off ebay and sucked them all.

>> No.6409605

>>6409553
what is miscer?

>> No.6409613

>>6409605
Bodybuilding.com come at me brah person.

>> No.6409628

>>6409613
Some how I'm less than surprised. He's a /fit/ fag that went full fucking retard.

>> No.6409643

>>6409628
implying he's even remotly fit
dude is DYEL

>> No.6409661
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6409661

mfw this thread

>> No.6409664

>>6409661
So this guy is /cgl/'s king, eh? Not impressed.

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>>6409664
Wait what.

>> No.6409671

>>6409661
Just be glad that someone still gives a shit enough to shit post and remember you.

So what have you been up too? Still evading bans?

>> No.6409675
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>>6409664
/cgl/ has no king.
/cgl/ needs no king.

>> No.6409677

>>6409675
W-what about a p-p-prince?

>> No.6409679

>>6409664
The only thing he is king of is gay homo faggots.

You shouldn't be impressed with anything he does.

>> No.6409680

>>6409671
Nah. Just bored and lyfe u kno.
wut u ben up 2?

>> No.6409685

>>6409677
can I be warlord instead?
>>6409679
Why are your jimmies rustle m8?

>> No.6409689

>>6409685
No. You can be the fucking Gaylord.

>> No.6409690

>>6409689
Whoah bro. #no homo

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>>6409689
C-c-can I be the p-p-prince tho?

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6409701

>>6409697
>
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ that pic

>> No.6409702

>>6409697
No.

>> No.6409703

>>6409273
>CJ
>Lifting

Pfffffft.

>> No.6409706

>>6409685
Those motherfucking hashtags...
On a site that where hastags don't mean shit.

I wish I could kill you with a hashtag.

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6409711

>Be on the internet
>Turn obnoxious up to 11

>> No.6409712
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>>6409702
P-plz, cmon plz

>> No.6409713

>>6409690
Fuck I meant to quote this. I'm so mad that I can't see straight and I'm quoting the wrong posts.

>> No.6409715

>>6409706
#YOLO

>> No.6409717

I used to think he was pretty cool until i met him at AX. So boring and lame.

>> No.6409721

>>6409706

#<3

>>6409703
I dont lift
>>6409713
#<3

>> No.6409722
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>> No.6409729

>>6409721
Ya know... with the right kind of makeup

and copious amounts of lighting

and an actual flesh-and-blood girlfriend instead of your internet whores

you might actually become relevant again.

It's quite apparent you don't lift, seeing as you've made very little progress.

>> No.6409736

>>6409722
aww i remember that fat mexican.

>>6409729
eh. /shrugs
I'm happy with where I am at now

>> No.6409743

Are you going to bless us with more pictures of your abs again soon? How about some shexy gifs?

>> No.6409747

>>6409743
um not right now. In progress of bulk. Went from 145 over the summer to 160+
starting super sets etc abs are here just not hard.

>> No.6409751

>>6409747
So its true what they've been saying, you are getting fat.

>> No.6409755

>>6409747
You have to lift, not just eat
Another one trolled by /fit/

>> No.6409761

Are you coming to ALA? I think everyone there wants to fight you.

>> No.6409759

So, for the uneducated, who did Ducksauce used to trip as?

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>>640975
Yea :\
>>6409755
oh ok.

>> No.6409762

>>6409759
It's Hobbes.

>> No.6409763

>>6409761
nah UMF miami.
I rather go get yucky then hang with social ass pies

>> No.6409769

>>6409763
>social ass pies
pot. kettle. black. you're about as asspie as they come. also you should try that pose with actual lighting, cause it still looks like you've got no gains

>> No.6409771

>>6409760
>dat turrible lighting
>dat bf% rising

Shudda clean bulked bro

>> No.6409775

>>6409763
Gross. Well have fun I guess.

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>>6409769
i dont have gainz silly
>>6409771
I didnt know I was having a fit shoot :C
>>6409775
soz :\

>> No.6409796

>>6409782
You have work out lines like PT.

>> No.6409802

I wish we could have Hobbes threads more often. Brings me back to the old days of cgl..

>> No.6409803

>>6409796
hehe ty m8

>> No.6409807

>>6409802
hrrrm :\ when I get time I'll stop by and visit you guys <3

>> No.6409821

>>6409807
You are too kind to grace us with your presence (and your dick)

>> No.6409823

>>6409796
don't forget:

no shoulders
nipples are oddly placed
lack of adonis belt
lack of overall definition
lack of face

>> No.6409834
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6409834

sup hoobles

>> No.6409844

>>6409821
hehe ty m8
>>6409823
a lady told me i had wonderful shoulders at work today. And a guy from Golds gym told me I fill out a shirt nicely :3 OH OH OH AND A BLACK LADY SAID IM JUST ADORBZ
>>6409834
wot up

>> No.6409847

>>6409844
You have a job? What do you do now?

>> No.6409848

>>6409847
im a childrens magician :3

>> No.6409849

>>6409844
How tall are you brooo? I know that feel of the public having low standards for the male body. Still DYEL mode and people mirin' everywhere.

>> No.6409856

>>6409849
6'2 :3

>> No.6409855

>>6409848
Who allows you to be around little kids?

>> No.6409859

>>6409856
No way your 6'2. Im 6'2 and when i saw you at ax you were shorter than me. Your 6'0 at best.

>> No.6409861

>>6409859
I concur, he should weigh more for that height, unless he has no legs.

>> No.6409869

>>6409844
>Woman was just being polite because she thought you were socially handicapped
>That guy wants your booty
>Implying niggas opinions mean anything

>> No.6409883

>>6409859
I was around 6'1 at AX now measured myself over the summer and I peak at 6'2
>>6409861
calves are tiny. nice quads though
>>6409869
still a win

>> No.6409892

How much gay sex have you been having at the gym?

>> No.6409901

#fun fact
Thread was made by hobbes, 3/4 of the posts ITT are hobbes.

>> No.6409912

>>6409883
But how are your glutes? All we care about is the booty. Give us the booty.

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>>6409912

>> No.6409916

>>6409892
about 3fiddy
>>6409901
true #notreally
>>6409912
thick and tight

>> No.6409922

>>6409916
show us da booty we want da booty

>> No.6409924

Be careful man, I think the girls are in heat here. You should have seen all the dick threads that have been cropping up lately.

>> No.6409925

>>6409924
>I think the girls are in heat here.
I'm sure they are.
You should have seen their reactions to the dick threads.

>> No.6409926

Did someone say...

DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS

>> No.6409930

>>6409926
This thread is now dicks.

>> No.6409934
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>>6409912
>tfw big ass and package
>tfw it always looks like im wearing a diaper

>> No.6409937

>>6409934
Drop your trip again hobbes?

>> No.6409942

Can we at least have a ballsack or something? Toss us a ball please?

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>>6409942
Can it be a ball of yarn?


Danke ^^

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>>6409937
>tfw not even hobbes

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>>6409949
You know what kind of balls these bitches want.

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>>6409953
Da~

Feels kind of bad though.

>> No.6409960

>>6409953
BALLS!!

Finally.

>> No.6409962
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Unlimited ball works

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>>6409942
posted mine cause the OP won't deliver

>> No.6409967

>>6409963
Ew your dick has spots on it.

>> No.6409968
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>>6409960
I always thought you ladies liked them when they were wrapped up nicely in something.

Underwear or shorts of any kind was what I thought the ladies liked. Am I wrong or right?

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6409972

>it's all hobbes and the CGLchat2 populous asking for dick

you fucking homos...

>> No.6409973

>>6409963
Hobbes is that you and you dropped your trip so we wouldn't know? Since when did you have moles on your dick?

>> No.6409975

>>6409963
No.

>> No.6409976

>>6409968
You're right.

I was just excited that someone stopped being a prude about the balls stuff.

>> No.6409977

>>6409967
Hey it has a spot
Doesn't mean anything <_<

>> No.6409979
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6409979

I searched the depths of the old cglchat archives and found this in a dusty folder on my hard drive.


You are welcome.

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>>6409977

>> No.6409984

>>6409980
dude I assure you that's just skin pigmentation
I know my dick m'kay

>> No.6409987

>>6409979
Bless you based ball god.

>> No.6409993
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John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

>> No.6409996
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I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.

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I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass.

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You’re as good as kissing Vince McMahon’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

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6410004

Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall!

>> No.6410006
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I am the best wrestler in the world.

>> No.6410007
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6410007

I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I’m going to leave with the WWE Championship.

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I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that there just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me!

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And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network. I’m not on the poster of WrestleMania. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian. I’m not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

>> No.6410015

Yep this is classic hobbes shit posting right now.

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6410016

This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Dwayne is in the main event at WrestleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!

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Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on Ebay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.

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I’m leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling. Maybe…I’ll go back to Ring of Honor.

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6410019

Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?

>> No.6410021
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The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Vince McMahon is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, non-sensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like John Laurinaitis, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will better after Vince McMahon is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.

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Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon alright. We do this whole bully campaign-

>cglchat2 cabal cuts off mic because hobbes is not the focus and i'm talking too much truths

>> No.6410023

CJ you are not CM punk and you'll never leave us.

>> No.6410027

Because we won't let you leave

>> No.6410032
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6410032

You are here forever

>> No.6410035

>>6410022
>that greentext part at the end
You ruined it.

>> No.6410037

>>6410035
That's because he ruins everything he touches.

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>>6410023
>>6410027
>>6410037
>they think it's hobbes, but hobbes has no class to enjoy something like wrestling, which speaks volumes.

>> No.6410044

>>6410041
I can't handle all the aspie in this thread, I'm out.

>> No.6410052

>>6410041
wrestling is gay

>> No.6410054

>>6410044
bye bye CJ. Don't fucking crash another car on your way out, you dolt

>> No.6410322

>>6409973
LOL no. I got a pretty nice looking penis.
>>6409979
we call that the "brain"
>>6410023
who is CM punk?
>>6410052
this.
>>6410054
I fell asleep D:!

>> No.6410713

God, I love CM Punk. I went to Monday Night Raw a couple of months ago and it was incredible. INCREDIBLE. Chris Jericho gave me a ride home from my friends house afterward, too.