/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Nobody here likes /jp/, but at least they leave us alone for the most part. You assholes are obsessed.

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Go away /r9k/

we love /fit/, no one else.

Bro bro bro, Dont worry man.

We "Otaku-men" hate women. We stay faithfull to our waifus.

They are qt asains.

My boyfriend is from /jp/. He's short and chubby and has a small dick but I fuck him all day every day. I'm 5'7 and weigh 96lb.

>>6388620
I'm willing to bet /jp/ is mostly white, along with the kinds of asians /cgl/ would most assuredly not be interested in.

nice bod.
>You girls are seriously fucking pathetic if you prefer "otaku men" or whatever the fuck they call themselves. Dirty fucking skanky bitches, this is going to be my last post here, if you don't want to hook up, I'm off.

now leave because you're an asshole

>>6388617
I like fat or too skinny losers who will worship me, depend on me and cherish my presence and love, not some random douche who will play games and cheat on me.

It's nothing personal, /fit/. They just need me more.
They are helpless, abandoned children and you are grown men. You don't need a girl to take care of you and love you, you can fare just fine on your own, just fucking whatever pussy you can get.

/fit/'s like this canal of shit that channels all the tards from bodybuilding.com to 4chan's various female outposts, it's hilarious.

because they share the same interests...and...yeah i got nothing.

Why hasn't this /fit/ shitposting been raised on /q/ yet?

>>6388632
>Implying /fit/ isn't virgin as fuck.
Why else would they come to /cgl/. They took the crossboard stuff serious and think they deserve a seagull. Its like the girl/boy that you friendzoned but she/he thinks that she/he deserves you.

>this is going to be my last post here, if you don't want to hook up, I'm off.
Thank god. You wanting to hook up has nothing to do with our board anyways. Go out and flirt with women in your area, or if you're looking for a rub and tug you can find someone on craigslist.

>do you girls actually prefer the kinds of losers who post on places like /jp/ to us?
Nope. We prefer to be alone so we can spend all day bitching at each other. I can see why some would prefer /jp/ to /fit/. At least those guys have their waifus and hobbies other than posting pics of their pecs for other men to see on 4chan.

>Dirty fucking skanky bitches
Yeah, they also don't go around calling us that when they can't get laid.

A man is measured not by how he treats his superiors, but by how he treats those inferior to him.
Right now you're name calling.
I mean, you've got a nice body, I'll admit my heart was aflutter for a moment. I even felt bad for you for a moment. Up until the part where you called us pathetic skanky bitches.

Anyways, you can just go back to /fit/. I'm sure there are some guys there who would love to fuck you, anon.

I'll admit, I don't really like /jp/ or /a/, but their complete ambivalence towards 3d can actually seem like something of a cute 'challenge' sometimes. /fit/ just takes this all way too seriously by contrast, you really do think 4chan's just a platform to hook up with girls. Shit's retarded bro.

>>6388674
Or /fa, we do ship you two for a reason.

>Implying I can't reverse google image search.
>Implying OP didn't steal that image from http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=142783241&page=1
>Implying Impla's will won't be done.

>>6388632

Where do I pick up an application?

>>6388673
Still, they look alpha as fuck. Do not want. They can go fuck their blonde, tanned, trashy women, that's the only thing their muscles are going to get them.

>>6388718

>"thats what i say but id drop my panties for dat dere dick without a moments hesitation"

>>6388718
This.
Plus, that many muscles... egh.
I had a boyfriend much like the guy in OP's pic. He wasn't very snuggly, it was like hugging a rock. And god damn it I can not go without proper snuggling.
I prefer a healthy guy who isn't like a fucking golem.

>implying I'd date anyone from any of the boards on here

>>6388597

Because every guy on /fit is a closet homosexual. Seriously, I made a thread on there a while back asking them if they were, when it came down to it, gay. It was unsurprising to see the vast majority admit that part of the reason they spend so long in the gym is because they get turned on watching and being watched by other guys. Dozens and dozens of guys came forward saying they're closet gay, but would never admit it to their gym bros.

So yeah, that's why we have no interest in you, because you're all vapid, obtuse fucks who just want a cock in their ass anyway.

Oh, and all the steroids have shrunken your cocks to the size of jellybeans.

>>6388736
Same.

ITT:
>>6388723
>>6388723

>>6388750
This. My uncle used to do the exact same shit.
Then, guess what? He turned out to be gay.

I felt bad for his wife, and I wouldn't want to go through the same shit she did. That's why I would never date anyone from /fit/

Stop acting so desperate. Don't fall for the muscles = girlfriend lie.

Because /fit/izens are nothing but insecure tryhards who act out because they think they're being 'alpha', when it literally does nothing but have the opposite effect on they women they're talking to.

I also prefer men who aren't too muscley because it looks disgusting.

Why are all of you lying? Seriously, men can admit they like big tits, why can't you admit you like big muscles? You ever hear guys lie and say they don't hate women with below average size breasts.

>>6388723
>projecting

Muscles are just as disgusting as fat. It looks out of place and wrong.

>>6388734
>a healthy guy who isn't like a fucking golem.

Exactly.

>>6388802
its a matter of preference. some girls really do prefer ottermode boys. for me its just if it looks right on the guy. i dont think zyzz is attractive at all, but its not like i dont think some muscled dudes are attractive.

/fit/bro pls stop making us look bad!

>>6388597

>What exactly do they have over us? And don't say shared interests, because we both know that isn't important when it comes down to it.

Shared interests are very important. Why would I want to spend time with someone I have nothing in common with?

>Why the fuck don't you just hook up with us? I've been asking in these threads as well as posting pics (I'm fairly ripped) for months now and I've got hardly any response.

Because you're an asshole.See first and last paragraph of your post for examples. You are also asking in the wrong place. We're here for cosplay/etc, not hooking up. You also have too much muscle. It's unattractive.

>You girls are seriously fucking pathetic if you prefer "otaku men" or whatever the fuck they call themselves. Dirty fucking skanky bitches, this is going to be my last post here, if you don't want to hook up, I'm off.

Yes, insult us. That's the perfect way to get a date. Please go, and feel free to let the door hit you several times on the way out.

>>6388802
I genuinely have no interest in men with large muscles. It makes me a little squeamish, frankly - veins and muscles just aren't things I want to be that obvious. Moderately fit and lean? Sure, sounds adorable. But once you start looking like OP's pic, I'm just not going to be interested. It just squicks me out.

>>6390524
That said, that's not to say OP's pic (if that's you) is inherently unattractive - many women would be incredibly attracted to that figure. But as a matter of preference, women tend to have a little more variety in what types of figures and appearance appeal to them - so not everyone will like that.

i only like to visit /jp/ because reading about them discuss onaholes so business like turns me on.

do you talk about masturbating, /fit/? here, this onahole counts your strokes for fitness purposes.

6/10 because i saw some somewhat detailed posts whiloe i rapidly scrooled through.
Gj OP. but you're still a faggot.

OP why the fuck do you give a shit, do you really have like no life to come on here and make a thread? fuck dude sad

>>6388621
>96 lb.
i love tiny girls, my gf is ity bity, best sex of my life

Sometimes, I come to this board to get inspiration for cosplay and to draw upon some of the wisdom of the seagulls for the dos and don'ts of cos-ing. I know what I rock is shit-tier, but I seem to have fun anyhow.

Recently I thought to myself "Man, look at all these dudes who're ripped as fuck and always look like they're perpetually walking away from explosions. Don't girls want that? I want that for myself."

My girlfriend tells me I'm incredible the way I am. Coming to this thread confirms it for me; the women I prefer to be around in my warped mind of convention-going don't need someone obsessed with his next heaviest benchpress. They just want someone who's got similar interests and is happily concerned with keeping himself fit.

Later days, /fit/fags.

This is me rocking a shitty cosplay of one of the girliest men in gaming in my girlfriend's living room. Guess what? I'm not nearly as empty or single as you are.

feelsgoodman.jpg

ITT: Narrow minded cunts who think you can only have one thing or the other.
>tfw shredded and practice a plethora of artistic interests
Stay omega

>>6390560
that ramped OPs rating to an 8

>mfw /cgl/ doesn't see obvious r9k trolling

>>6390563
lol

Know what I find funny? Every goddamn time I comment on a thread people think I'm trolling. Do I come across as clinically retarded? I'm not trolling, ffs.

I should've just rolled with "yuh, im trol."

No. I'm sincere. Deal.

>>6390564

You type like the biggest tryhard I've ever seen. Holy shit. Please be a troll, or a hambeast dater.

>>6390570
>internet namecalling

>>6390577

>internet bragging on an anonymous imageboard about having a girlfriend

no face.

>>6390578
>got attention

>>6390579

>T-t-trolled y-you...

>>6390580

>>6390582
>>6390579
>>6390577
>>6390564
>>6390560

>>6390586

>>6390560

If genuine I, for one, salute you sir.

>>6390604
'preciate it, actually. Thank you.

I'm totes going back to lurking after tonight, tho', because most /cgl/ bitches be vicious. Unless you're model-worthy or have put 9000+ $$/hours into your cos then you're fucking dirt around here, I find. Still, it's good to mooch resources and inspiration from the board.

>>6390620
Fag

>>6390621
>girlfriend

>>6390623
>beta

Sorry that you can't be this f/a/bulous

>>6390631
ur totalylyl rite

i musr go and study teh wais of alpha

>>6390634
>tryhard

>>6390636
So..

Wouldn't -you- be the tryhard, in this case? You sit there gawking at that screen, trying to uselessly insult some guy with a shitty cos and a doubtlessly better attitude than yours.

I just gotta know.

But oh shit, school in the morning. I wish I could stay up allllllll night and picture war with you.

>>6390644
>being this delusional
>2012
Keep feeding of the false confidence your landwhale gf is giving you

>>6390646
>delusional
>assuming anything about my girlfriend whatsoever

You could cut the irony with a knife, you could.

>of, not off
Stay dumb. It's funny. No, really. It is.

Your idiocy is my lullaby. Goodnight, dear anon. <333.
:D

Because I'd like someone who shares interests with me. The only kind of relationship I want is one where we can actually do things together, I have no interest in watching some guido lift when we aren't having sex.

>>6390560
OP is a troll and their picture was nabbed from BB.com forums. Who are you less-empty and less-single than? Who are you using as a frame of reference? Incessant troll threads caused by screencaps of /cgl/ posted on other boards? Trolls know their audience and that the assertion that deep down all women are sluts subservient to dominant/muscular men will upset the nerdy people on this board. You're regarding trolls as literal people and using them to validate yourself.

I don't know who your post was meant for, but to be honest, it read like it was meant for yourself more than anyone else. Being happy with yourself for the sake of being happy with yourself—the opinions of others be damned—is one thing, being blindly over-confident in yourself and lording over others who are different from you is another. All you've done is make yourself the polar opposite of a specific subset of jackass, but a jackass nonetheless. There are probably quite a few guys on this board alone who share your lifestyle, look like OP picture, and have a whole lot more humility and self-awareness.
>>6390644
>a doubtlessly better attitude than yours
Wrong. Sorry, but you're really exemplifying the "master race" mindset on 4chan, where insecure people with some sort of niche need only a little assurance/validation before they become braggart jag-offs with unwarranted self-importance. Grow up, you're not better than anyone else.

>>6390668
>>6390560
>don't need someone obsessed with his next heaviest benchpress
>They just want someone who's got similar interests and is happily concerned with keeping himself fit.
There are only two ways to lift in an allotted time, the right way and the wrong way; the former makes gains, the latter doesn't. Half of lifting is knowledge, being "obsessed with your next heaviest benchpress" as you call it. It takes a few hours a week of lifting right to be fit. Stop making straw men in an attempt to diminish the hard work of others.

ITT: girls that were made fun of by ''skinny, tanned, blonde bitches'' and/or ''alpha jocks'', /fit/izens who are mostly in good shape, ready to give a nice girl their all and /a/,/cgl/,/jp/ betas who undermine /fit/izens by claiming theyre homosexuals (even if some were, why would you point it out like a bad thing homophobes)

oh god I sure love narcissism.

>>6390705
>narcissism
>having self-esteem
Choose one

>>6390707
>posting half naked pictures of yourself in the internet and bragging about how "alpha" you are
>not narcissism

I would only hook up with you if you weren't a douche and cosplayed as this amazing being
>see pic related.

>>6390668
>where insecure people with some sort of niche

You mean like people who can't get girls without becoming bodybuilding obsessives and hitting on random bitches over the internet?

Desperation is generally offputting, OP.

besides, I prefer the /r9k/ type.

I love how quickly all of this turned into factions and sides, with both actually speaking some amount of truth from their own perspective, and nobody realizing it all.

OP was a great example as somebody who (may have) put a lot of time into his body and image, thinking that's all that's necessary, while putting in only the most shallow end of self-improvement. Confidence , respect, and straightforward desire DO indeed make girls wet. Most of them, anyway. But if you lack the social grace to pull this off in a tactful, humble way, you look like a giant douche.

On the other hand, OP fails to realize that different people have different tastes, as informed by their background. While many girls would prefer having a "real man", the tastes here seem to be for somewhat shy, genuinely nice fellas who may or may not have jack shit in the looks or fashion department. That is, so long as their awkwardness comes off as funny and cute, instead of creepy and pathetic. The line there is...subtle.

Either way, it comes down to looking like you're an honest, passionate person who really cares about something and gives it their all. Whether that dedication is for waifus or an active, healthy lifestyle, SOMEBODY will appreciate it, so long as you aren't an antisocial twat.

btw I'm a girl XD teehee

>>6388597

nerdy is in, jocks are out

and your entitlement issues aren't very attractive

2/10 I replied

>>6390761
>nerdy is in, jocks are out
>implying human nature changes so easily

I hate myself so I tend to prefer others that also hate me.

Stay peanut butter jelly.

>>6390732
>You mean like people who can't get girls without becoming bodybuilding obsessives and hitting on random bitches over the internet?
I don't know who in particular you're referring to, but see:
>OP is a troll and their picture was nabbed from BB.com forums
>You're regarding trolls as literal people
>Stop making straw men
Attacking any and all members of a specific subset of people based on false and minority representation (even when they're not trolls in the strictest sense) to make yourself feel superior to them is delusion and fallacy. In what other regard would this faulty logic be even remotely acceptable? Because I could just as easily assert that
>>6390668 deep down all women are sluts subservient to dominant/muscular men
is actually true based on the 3–4 girls who gave contact information when /fit/ started invading the other day, but it would be false. The possibility of them being trolls just brings us back to my earlier point.

Hence, Mistah J should get his head out of ass because he's only prolonging his juvenile mindset that makes him no better than the guys he's trying to put on blast.

filthy cross-boarders, get out of /jp/
rude sage

polite bump

So /cgl/ but can not make mention of /jp/ when trolling /fit/. It brings these kind of people to our board.
>>>/jp/10007608

Even though I'd like to believe my dream guy would be some nerd guy who shares my interests and is kind and reliable, what really makes me see stars are guys with super hot bodies with just the right amount of cockyness on them.

I don't deny it anymore.

>>6390788
That's called being a shallow whore.

Sorry /cgl/ but can not make mention of /jp/ when trolling /fit/. It brings these kind of people to our board.
>>>/jp/10007608
polite sage

why don you love us? why dont you come shitposting on /fit/ looking for bfs?

>>6390792
No, it's just the way we are wired.

>>6390797
Yeah, just like how guys don't go for overweight ugly midgets with issues.
No offence of course.

>>6388597

>>6390798
We like you guys, but many of us are already taken and girls aren't used of being the ones that pursue relationships.

Come to our conventions with a simple but hot cosplay and you won't believe the number of girls who will be interested.

>>6390802
most guys prefer women who are shorter than them.

>>6388597
Serious answer. Being a girl I don't like these veins and your chest is too hairy. No offence.

>>6390802
Why is it ok for men to admit they like women with ultra sexy bodies regardless of their personalities but not women? Fuck off.

>>6390797
Excuse me? Don't speak for all of us.
This is the way that *you* are wired.

Wow OP 2hot we should frot like crazy. I'm a girl in my heart and we fugg,
t. regards response

As >>6390810 anon said.

Oh look, >>6390729 has an idea for you and everything!

>>6390819
I was like you before, I thought that lying to myself would make me a "better" person, more civilized etc
But in the end you realise you're just an animal with desires.

>>6390816
Being a man, i desperately want to have these veins and a hairy chest. Nothing makes me mire' like a vascular ripped body.

How can you not enjoy aesthetics?

>dem sweatmarks

no h-homo

>>6390820
Do you even speak english?

>>6390823
Are you the type of person that blames raping on women's clothing choices?
I bet you are.

>>6390825
I spoken the language of the nation in wherein I be borned, only of Romance.

>>6390818
No one is admitting that you cheap slut.

i started getting /fit/ nearly two years ago, but i go to great lengths to hide it. i wear baggy clothes like some kind of fat person ashamed of his body. i do this because it feels good knowing i'm physically better than every guy i hang around with, but only judged by my conversation topics and my personality from the women i hang around.

though i must have a pretty shitty personality or am a bland conversationalist, because i haven't had a girlfriend in over a year, but i don't mind- it just means i can also work on those other parts of myself.

pic unrelated, just in case anyone wanted a laugh.

>>6390826
Huh no? I think rape is a horrible thing.

>>6390823
Can't civilize trailer-trash, whore.

>>6390829
post a picture then.. lets see how thick, tight and solid you are

>>6390833
No, you can go do that shit on /fit/

>>6390833
I'm just wearing a baggy shirt bro.

>>6390838

>>6390833
why would i make a big deal about not making a big deal about my own fitness level if i were to post a picture online? b-baka.

Wow OP I love your dominant attitude, you're so alpha! And you're a total hottie too, let's do something sometime?

>No really tho, you have all the appeal of a soggy cardboard box, get out. What did you even hope to achieve with this you damp, sagging fool.

>>6390838
more like sweaters two sizes up

>>6390839
Typical whore can't even love.

>>6390838
i dont know if i would call you /fit/.

maybe you were fatasfatass earlier but you are just auschwitz now. SS+GOMAD for you.

>>6390831
>>6390828
Stop with the bullshit already. Stop lying to yourselves.

Yes, I may go to a con and have a super fun talk about the anime I'm cosplaying with some nerd guy but it doesn't mean I have to be attracted to guys like that. I admit when it comes to romance and sexuality I have distinct preferences.

The large majority of girls are like that but they don't wanna admit it.

>>6390847
But I have a qt pie butt.

>>6390848
No they are not you shallow slut.

>>6390824
nice camel toe

hey ladies.. im a little bulked, in the process of cutting now to about 12-13% bf and then bulk once more before i cut down sub 10% for summer.

6'1 ..

u mirin my robe?

>>6390853
Your hips are disgusting.

>>6390848
>I am like that therefore every girl ever is too

>>6390853
I can be your coffee.

>>6390848
I find this extremely offensive. Please speak for yourself.

>>6390856
o-o-ok t-th-thanks...

>>6390851
Yes they are, just look at any thread about hot cosplayers, look at what sort of personality really makes girls go wild.

The problem is that society suppressed female sexuality for so many centuries that it's a taboo to admit what you really like.
I always cringe when I see those girls wearing "I <3 nerds" shirts when they have a boyfriend who's nothing like that by her side.

>>6390864
Yes, they're just wearing those shirts because it's "cool", they totally don't like guys which share their own interests, they just want guys with hot bodies because they're shallow sluts.
Do you realise how silly you sound?

>>6390848
If that were true, why are Asian men so popular compared to, say, Dutch or Danish men who are much larger than the average male?

>>6390848
You are allowed to have distinct preferences. Acting like we ALL have your sexual preferences is less cool. The "vast majority" are not like you, please stop talking out of your bootypipe just because you want to feel better about your shitty dating criteria.

/cgl/ - no mods

>>6390869
Are they, now?

brb getting Dutch/Danish bf

OP, where do you live?
I'd be up for tumble in the sheets from 8am-2pm if you're up for it, but no later than that.
I'll admit along with the anon a few posts above, there is no reason for me to restrain my sexuality, I'm a flower that accepts all the pollen. （´・ω・｀）
Picture related.

>>6390869
Because it's a hobby based on asian culture? For the most part we still like asian guys who are the equivalent of what I described.

>>6390874
Dutch/Danish men have too much class to get with a shallow skank like you.

>>6390864
>thinks the type of girl who wears an "I <3 nerds" shirt finds nerdiness appealing
>laughingwomenwithsalad.jpg

>>6390875

>>6390868
>>6390872
You people really have a thick head, just remember what I said when you have your next hook up and you'll know I'm right.

>>6390883
Jealous bitch.

>>6390875
woulddestroy/10

>pls post more pics

>>6390875
>>6390885
Stop pretending to be Milk you nasty cunt.

>>6390864
See
>>6390879
As well as pic related.

>>6390863
i-i-im n-n-not gay o-ok?

>>6390888
Fuck it out asslord.

>>6390885
Do you have down syndrome or anything like that?

>>6390891
That poster isn't the person in the pictures by the wau.

>>6390894
No but she has weird eyes. Is her head flat at the back?

>>6390894
Says who?

Ask me on my tumbrl any questions you may of haved.
http://welcomeunknown.tumblr.com/page/5

>>6390890
>>6390898

>>6390898
do you need a bf? im >>6390853

>>6390886
Since you asked so nicely babe.
No spoilers, so watch at your own risk~

what if i hate both

>>6390902

>>6390901
I already have a boyfriend, but like I've already said, I don't mind if you can come over from the hours I have listed and have some fun.

>>6390906
Who are you and why do you hate Milk so much?
Some other female jealous of the attention she gets?

/g/ here. I came here for the blood.

>>6390902
>>6390906

Get out.

>>6390904

>>6390884
Sorry, I don't do hookups. I prefer my 3 year long committed relationship.

>>6390869
Ever wonder why women in the Netherlands are so happy?

I regret I have but one sage to give for /cgl/

>>6390902
>>6390906

Can we see somemore, please?

>>6390917
pls post pic of your body.. cant just everybody in this thread post pics of their bodys?

>>6390918
Neo-/jp/.
>>6390917
/jp/.

>>6390915
Because they mostly work part time jobs, at a disproportionate rate compared to males in their country and comparatively to other women in neighboring countries or even Europe in general. Only nations such as Spain or Greece could have similar figures in female work, but not out of choice but rather a very harsh economic situation at the time being.

>>6390920
Sure, you first.

>>6390914
Sorry baby, you can't cage me.

>>6390924

im >>6390853 .. your turn

Can a /fit/ guy post his picture and describe what he'd to me sexually? I may masturbate to this.

I'm a small shy girl who would love to be fucked really hard by a big strong man. And spanked too.

>>6390926
Nor do I want to. Go out there and shake dat ass and be the happiest person you can be.

>>6390928
Sorry I don't talk to uggos.

>>6390937
Oh I will.
See you later nerduinos.

I really don't know which is more disgusting.

The fact that a whore keeps posting disgusting pictures of her soiled underwear and vagina.

Or the fact that no one seems to be put off by the brown stains and lewdness.

I'm going back to /jp/ now. Please contain your shit in /cgl/. Thank you.

>>6390915
care to explain? I'm slow.

>>6390932
I would tie you to a park bench and let a rabid pack of fat homeless urine smelling negros have their way with you while I filmed it and then sent it to your parents.

>>6390938
what is uggos?

>>6390938
ur 1 cheeky kunt m8 i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are n? u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls? cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

>>6390875
>>6390885
>>6390890
>>6390898
>>6390902
>>6390906
>>6390926
>>6390940

>>6390956

>>6390949
Fack you.

>>6390949
>mums
lol ur teeth are yellow

>>6390956
lol u can't sing

>>6390959
check your privilege cis scum

>>6390964
>basic hygiene
>privilege

>>6390942
>>6390944
>>6390945
>>6390949
Samefag. Get out.

>>6390956
I love you, milk!

Please respond to my emails, I'm very lonely. ;__;

/fit/ here, I apologize for my buddies behaviour in the OP, he is one sick cunt but a bit of a nut.

We at /fit/ have a code of honor that needs to be followed, and alpha guidelines of sort. OP is no longer an alpha, sorry to have disturbed you ladies.

>>6390970
This is hilarious.

/jp/ here to say it was us all along.

OP is our masquerade, sorry to spoil the fun. YHBT and HAND.

>>6390969
Stop making fake post with my fake trip, and maybe I will.
Christ. I feel bad enough that /jp/ has to deal with this shit, lets not bring it over to /cgl/.

>>6390977
No one cares. OK let me rephrase that. No one with DNA of value cares about you or your attention-seeking or drama and your shitty emoticon faggotry. Remove your trip or kill yourself.

>>6390977
I love you 5eva

>>6390977
Milk would you let me stick it in your pooper?

>>6390970
>OP is no longer an alpha
lel

>>6388750
>implying /fit/ isn't it's own sexual orientation
>steroids shrink your balls not dick
>most /fit/ hates steroids

>>6390977
Where on the chart does your taste in penis fall?

>>6390991
I get better with age! I was in the red a few years ago, glad I'm out!

As for my taste in dicks, I love to feel gaped.

>>6390991
>requires some breaking and training
It's a shame most women have already been with a dozen different men by the age of 15 these days.
Sluts gonna slut.

I almost forgot, but I made a collage a few days ago.
I might frame this~

>>6390980
oh my g OD i;m gonna cry sobsob
plz don''t bully

>>6391010
omg I'll gonna masturbate right now

>>6391010
who are these boys?

>>6391015
m-me too.

brb, cgl.

>>6391018
I call it my wall of conquest.

>>6391018
The one with the massive cock is me.
pls suck it

>>6391010
>tfw my bf is like 5.5in ;_;

>>6391010
u racist gurl? i see no brothaz

>>6391026
>tfw im 6.5in
>tfw i will never satisfy a woman

>>6391026
If you weren't such a loose nymphomaniac slut, you'd enjoy his cock no matter the size.
I'm sure he's as disappointed with your pussy as you are with his penis.

>>6391034
I still love him, but those cocks are so delicious.

>>6391027
Sorry, but my political beliefs say that I should neither associate nor awknowledge the lesser races.

Only Whites, Asians, Mexicans, Indians, Arabs, dogs, and Aboriginals for me.


p.s Ron Paul 2016

>>6391035
I'm only 5 inches and I've never had a woman complain. You just need to find one that isn't a shallow used up cumslut like >>6391037

>>6391039
Stop posting Accel.

>>6391039
>>6390926
>>6390940
>>6390981
>>6391010
>>6391021

moren shitposts than /fit/

>>6391026
One last thing before I take my leave, you shouldn't let that let you down!
My current "boyfriend" as it be, is also the same size. Its not to my taste, but who says I should only have sex with him?
He's just my financial support, I've spent the last few months living with him after I left my parents house and I haven't worked a single day.
You know what they say, while the boyfriend's away the girls will play~

I now say goodbye to you guys, my date is here.

Can someone post her Facebook bikini shots? I don't have an account.

>>6391039
Why are you still pretending to be milk? Are you getting off to this?

Milk's a good girl, please stop.

>>6391048
Your date?
You mean you're going to sleep because you've been up all night shitposting?
You aint foolin' nobody.

>>6391010
I'm speechless.

>>6390926
>>6390906
>>6390902
Any more?

>>6391058
>dat gif

hnnnng so hot

more-? sauce?

>>6391055
No, his porn finally finished downloading and he's done "trolling" for the day.

>>6391053
If you're talking about 'milk', the nudeslewd pictures that have been posted here are pygma's.

twitter dot com slash c2switch
c2-switch dot tumblr dot com
facebook dot com slash c2switch

>>6391065
Nothing on /rs/, got a .rar?

Jesus Christ, I'm so sorry for all this.
Hopefully this thread will get deleted soon.

>>6391071
Please suck it.

>>6391076
pls acquire foreskin first.. i have no interest in sucking on mutilated dicks

>>6391077
That's quite all right. How about you sit on it instead?

My boyfriend is from /jp/ and the real reason why I prefer him over you is because we share interests. That's right. That totally applies in the sex as well, I get a sweet satisfaction when he treats me like he'd treat his animu girls
and his dick is 8 inches so fuck you

>>6391071
Do you live in Enfield, Connecticut?

>>6391095
I would beat down your beta pussy of a bf and fuck him in the ass while you watched.

>>6391102
She use to live in Trumbull, CT but she recently moved to Victorville, CA.

They have...faces.

>>6391063
Actually I just had a class this morning, but when I drove here I noticed I'm ran late anyways so now I'm skipping.(o*･ω･)ﾉ

>>6391122
Where from?

>>6391127
Where from what?

>>6391122
pls more beautiful pics

>>6391129
Where about in Cali do you live.

>>6391132
Here is one of me eating a piece of cake with whipped cream on it.
I always wanted to be a chef, but then I found that I am talent less and just came to a thought;
why bother anymore, I can just have someone pay my life all the way through if I sex them every once in a while!

It's at the time that I met my current boyfriend a few weeks later.

>>6391134
Anon already answered.

>>6391115

>>6391141
Different posters.

>>6391139
>my current boyfriend
So you're homosexual?
Thee person in that picture looks extremely malnourished.

>>6391143
You are aware the poster you're asking is a fake, right?

>>6391148
No, I was not aware of that blatantly obvious fact due to different tripcodes... Thank you for clarifying.

>>6391148
What makes you think I am a fake? I have used this tripcode for years.

>>6391152
Please lick it.

>>6391153
Sexy!
SImilar to mine

>>6391153
what the fuck

>>6391152
Fuck off fake milk.

welcomeunknown.tumblr.com slash post slash 15082288427

>>6391139
Wow !!

Any more.......lewd?

>>6391154
No, no it is not. Yours is like a haunted forest.
You have no one to keep it tidy for, therefore you let it get out of control.

I have to leave you guys again, I hope this thread is still up when I get back to chat with you lewd boys~

>>6391169
Yeah, fuck you too, whore.

>>6388798
yet many guys who have sex with multiple girls are /fit/izens

>>6391185
You actually believe this?

ITT: poor trolling and rustled Jameses'

>>6391207
Double ITT: Attack of the Stupid Slut and Stupid Assholes Who Believe Anything She Says.

>>6391095
>he treats me like he'd treat his animu girls
Oh man, my bf is like this, too~
Though he's not so much into anime as he is into hentai. Not that it's a bad thing, of course.

>>6388597
OP is a faggot.
Not everyone actually likes the "ripped" body type.
also sometimes i'm not sure that /fit/ is even a real board... wouldn't posting on 4chan take too much time away from bodybuilding?

>>6391247
And you're an idiot.

OP is a troll.
See responses:
>>6388706
>>6390563
>>6390668
>>6390740
>>6391207

Thank you, have a nice day, and stop adding fucking fuel to the fire.

Kill this thread now.

Y'all fell for the trollbait.

>>6391290
You are a suck!

>>6391680
off topic, but my hair is exactly the same as your reaction pic. Just washed, didn't straighten, so it's like this.

sage for completely off topic.

>>6391705
Wow, if that's true you must have some really fucking disgusting hair. That isn't anything to brag about online, at all.

>>6391708
Disgusting?
naah. don't think so.
Just different point of view. Need to maintain my hair this color because of my job.

>>6391712

>>6391712
wtf whats your job?

>>6391726
this one >>6391725
nailed it.

Being physically attractive is always a plus, but holy fuck is the bro culture fucking obnoxious.

>>6391759

>any other activity

Hey anon you want to go play baseball with me?
Sure, but I'm going to need my glove and my helmet.

>sex

Hey anon, lets fuck.
Ew gross no way go away you bro creeper, stop approaching us.

Personality. Guys who are egotistical are not capable of love.
Guys who refer to themselves as alphas are not capable of loving anyone else but themselves.

So stop thinking if you flex a bicep every woman will cum buckets for you.

Also, I prefer fa/tg/uys to /sp/aghetti turs and /fit/faggos

>>6391775
>/sp/aghetti
You mean Ian?

>mfw /sp/ is probably the most spergfest board on 4chan

Don't judge so quick. Just because I happen to like lifting and a good nutrition doesn't mean I am alpha, social or anything like that, I still watch my anime in my dark room while eating rice and chickenbreast. Just wanted to say that and I would always prefer a cute nice girl over the tanned 8/10 cardiobunnies who had a million dicks in them.