/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>mfw I find out my honey has a huge dick

I don't know this feel ;_;

>tfw when OP is impure and probably a slut

>tfw I have a huge dick

also >>6372329

>>6372339
R9K please leave, we're happy being whores here.

>tfw your girlfriend has no dick

>>6372325
>go to /cgl/
>see a thread about big dicks and a gif of Lena Meyer-Landrut
wtf, /cgl/?!

>>tfw lonely, socially inept homo

>new bf
>big dick

That sure didn't take long to find out. Slut.

>tfw my boyfriend's only 6 inches and I've never had a vaginal orgasm

Also sage because this isn't cosplay or lolita related

>>6372369
Dude, most guys I know refuse to even think about going out with a girl unless they try her out in bed first.

>>6372329
Any "female" topic is redirected here, though OP is obviously a troll.

>>6372384
Not surprised they pull that card, since a majority of you ladies here would do it without hesitation.

>>6372394
Don't worry, mister. There's some women here that save their v-card for that special someone! They're few and far between though.

tfw big dick
tfw no gf
tfw i will never have kinky cosplay sex in character

Size isn't all that important to me personally, I'm happy with 7 inch.

>>6372384
America sure is fucked up.

>>6372384
those guys are mexican/niggers, aren't they?

I have a cock that below average, how screwed am I?

>>6372423
that is*

>>6372420
How dare you post sakura on this thread?
Filthy women don't know anything about respect...

>>6372423
Don't take the opinion of most of these girls. They have daddy issues and are willing to shack up with some guy if they say that she's pretty.

>implying horsecocks are fun

It fucking hurts and the novelty wears off really quick when your cervix is getting slammed.

>>6372429
gomen.

>>6372430
Whoa that's awful of your part, don't threat women like that.

>>6372432
Ok, I forgive you.

/cgl/: where virginal males talk about sex and normal human interaction as if they're completely removed from it.

oh wait. they are.

>>6372436

Life lesson: Don't treat people how they want to be treated.

>>6372448

>making up words
>talking about being far removed from real life

Is this idiot serious?

>>6372463
despite*

>>6372456
One thing is being a loser beta who would lick the feet of any woman he sees, other is being a total asshole towards women.
Life lesson: be gentle with people you don't know yet despise their gender.

>>6372463
>>6372456
>if I'm nice to them, maybe they'll sleep with me!
SJ white knight confirm

>>6372458
>>tfw people mistake the most basic of English for nonsense

>>6372414
Make it 7.5 and I agree with you.

>tfw when big dick
>only successful with relationships because of sex
>don't even really like each other person most of the time

She married me :)

>>6372534
Alright

Anybody here can tell the size of a guy by the way he looks and acts?

Have you ever been in a situation where things didn't turn out as expected?

>>6372610
well, obviously guys who go on about "size doesn't matter" at random are most likely average and insecure or just plain tiny.

>>6372610
Nah, I don't think that's possible.

>>6372458

/cgl/: Not a word, an acronym.

Where: a word
Virginal: a word, adjective meaning "like or relating to virgins, virginity, etc."
Males: a noun for people with penises

blah blah etc.

>tfw your girlfriend has huge tits
>tfw guys are always ogling and harassing her
>tfw she dumps you because you are too beta to defend her

>>6372384
I thought this for the longest time, so I was way overly-forward and pushed a lot of guys away before I realized that it actually isn't really the case a lot of the time. I think it's true for some guys, of course, and probably varies by subculture. But for the longest time I thought that getting a boyfriend without having to have sex first was going to be this impossible mission.

>>6372649
Yeah, if anything it's often the opposite. If you sleep with a guy and don't make him wait, he'll see you as "easy" or just in it for the sex. Girls can bash slut-shaming all they want but it won't change the fact that jumping on dicks the first chance you get makes it more difficult to have men take you seriously.

>>6372649
Hey /cgl/ teach me how to get a nice girlfriend, I don't know the basics about seduction ( no appearance tips, I know how to dress and I'm very hygienic ).
How can I tell a girl I like her without sounding to desperate?

>mfw 7.75 in
Feels good man.

>fucking a guy with an average dick
>pretty sure he's a dick wizard

>>6372662
Like your animus. A sudden bump in the hallway. Books flying. Nerd girl is not amused. You pick up her books and say your sorry. Over the months you notice her more and sometimes start up some small talk. She warms up to you. One day, you gather your courage and ask her out. She says no. ;_________; Time passes and you've both moved on but in your heart, she was your first love.

>>6372662
Extend an invitation to spend time together in a public place.
i.e. "Do you want to get a coffee sometime?"
presuming she likes coffee anyway. Dinner is kind of formal and movies generally don't allow for conversation. Ease into it that way. If you put your feelings on the table from the start, it gets awkward.

7 ' master race reporting in enjoy you're small dicks fags

>>6372397
All the examples I know that did this are kinda sad people. My sister is 35 and will only fuck after marriage, but even though she is beautiful, she has such HIGH spectations that if the guy don't show up before her in a white horse with a diamond armor and a gold dick, she will not even consider them.
Sage because this is not my blog.

I have a big dick where do you live.

>tfw 4" flaccid
>tfw 8" erect
Fucking dick wizardry. That look on a girls face as it just gets bigger and bigger so good.

>>6372659

Mature men and those who do not think about sex 24/7 will not see you as easy or just in it for the sex. Boys will, yes. Do not date boys. But this is like telling a hamster not to run on a wheel.

>>6372685
Shame I live in a place with no coffee houses, thanks for the advice gotta leave to uni.
Bye bye~

>>6372423
As long as you know how to move your hips and how to use your tongue, you're not screwed at all.

>>6372659

It's precarious. As humans we largely have a carnal nature. The difference between maturity and immaturity surrounding it is having sex because of passion and because it's what you're aching to do or having sex and having sex and having sex and having sex until it's pretty much all people see in you. And it doesn't take much sex for people to see that in you.

>tfw 5 inch penis and low self esteem and impossibly straight

please tell me there's hope for me

>tfw I don't know if I should show you my dick or not

6.7inch/5.3inch. Should I?

>>6372708
sexwise, see
>>6372704
To get girls you don't need to have a high self esteem and be super confident, you just need to pretend you are.

>>6372716

I thought everyone who was confident pretended to be confident. I have for pretty much all my life and it's worked.

ITT teenagers and white trash.

>>6372713
No, try /soc/ this is sfw.

>>6372708

/cgl/ girls love small dicked asians

so be azn

>>6372722
Yep, me too. I was a completely loser until I started to pretend I was a interesting person, this attracted amazing people who in turn started to invite me to do fun stuff and then my life became interesting. Pretty scary the power of a well told lie.
(of course, sometimes I had to go out of my way and find cool stuff to do so I could invite others and keep my lie alive)

>>6372733
This. Everyone who said they love big dick ITT are not female, or not handsome. Since all the girls here have Yellow Fever - therefore, they prefer small dick.

>>6372739
>all the girls here have Yellow Fever
Confirmed for newfag.

>>6372695

So this.
7 incher, if even a little chilly it's friggin GONE! looks like a baby carrot.
Things start getting sexy time you can almost hear the cartoon crescendo "boooooOOOOOOP!"
"Where the hell were you hiding that!?"

>>6372708
Actually, 5 inches is the average dick size.

Stop being such a fucking beta, anon.

>>6372702
Where, Australia?
What is with Australia and not liking coffee, anyway? They have like, 10 Starbucks in their entire country.

In any case, casual + public is good. Casual for less THIS IS A DATE pressure and public for the sake of her comfort.

A guy friend once ambushed me two days after Valentine's with "I kind of have a huge crush on you." I felt terrible for not knowing how to respond, being put on the spot like that. An open invitation at least leads to more natural progression in a relationship. Dumping your feels on someone by confessing all animu-style doesn't really work, in my experience. Unless you're in high school, things don't usually go "I like you, go out with me" -> "WE'RE A COUPLE" as soon as the other party agrees. Take it slow.

>>6372695
>>6372748

>tfw both a show-er

I have a big dick I swear! It's just that it's big flaccid too...

These are always the most depressing threads.

> I will never be able to satisfy a girl

>>6372695
>>6372748

>tfw a grow-er cock

I have a big dick I swear! It's just that when it's flaccid it's big too ;_;

Man, this thread made me feel good about myself.

>>6372695
>>6372748

>tfw a show-er cock

I have a big dick I swear! It's just that when it's flaccid it's big too ;_;

>>6372757
> I will never be able to satisfy a girl
I believe they don't want to. They don't even try to learn how to fuck them! I mean, you could just google! And I know that google has a lot of bullshit but when some tips start to appear over and over again, and people in the commentary section approve of them, they must be onto something.

>>6372695
I love that face.

Right up there with the face they make when you slooowly slide it in for a few inches and then jam the rest in.

what is it with women and this bullshit ideal of "maturity?" No one can ever define they are just mature or not. its just this bullshit term they make up to either break up with a guy or date another when people disagree with them. Now im not saying they should stay with someone they dont want to or not be with someone they want to, but I wanna rip my hair out when I hear this reasoning. My last girlfriend told me I was immature. I was 20 at the time and she was 22. I had my own house, financially stable, in school, had job and internship, in shape etc. She lived with her parents, went to community college(I was futher on in school even thoughI was younger, cause she dropped out of uni to do all that finding herself shit), and took her job at Kohl's way too seriously (I'm a team leader I have so much responsibility, anon)
I'm immature cause I like to have fun and I do what I want and I dont care about that false ideal of maturity. She's probably getting pounded right now (I sad).

anyways what I'm getting at is all you people talking about maturity are fucking idiots. people stop growing up at age 16, besides major life events, theyre pretty much who they are going to be.

Ive had 3 boyfriends, biggest dick was 9" and it was scary. Didn't want it near my vagina. My current is barely 5" but i love him, tiny dick and all. Also, he tries harder to get me off because his dick is smaller. So, it works out.
tl;dr small dick men learn to use your tongue.

>>6372792

>barely 5"
>tiny

Well fuck you and your cavernous whale's vagina

>>6372792

And your advice for people with big dicks?

>>6372781
>I'm immature cause I like to have fun and I do what I want and I dont care about that false ideal of maturity.
>people stop growing up at age 16, besides major life events, theyre pretty much who they are going to be.

This is what losers actually believe.

You can still have fun and dick around but there's a limit, and if you look like a reckless asshole with the emotional maturity of a 16-year-old, your resume, body and living situation don't matter. In many cases, personality is all it takes to make or break a relationship.

>>6372781
Nah, y'see. Not everyone is going to end up being mature. Some people mature quickly, some slowly, and some not at all. I've never identified with people my age, for example, but I make great conversation with older people. My best friend as a child was the old lady across the street who would talk about the forties and play Sinatra for me. I learned to play poker because she'd have gambling nights with the girls.

That being said it really doesn't matter in the slightest. Do whatever you want kid.

>>6372792
Who says guys with big dicks can't eat pussy? I love going down on women and I'm eight inches.

>>6372781
>people stop growing up at age 16, besides major life events, theyre pretty much who they are going to be.
No, that is bullshit, anon.
The frontal lobe of your brain is still in the process of maturing at that age.
Which means that no, you're not done growing up at that age.
Maybe it's true for you since you seem to be such a dumbass, but for most people it's around 24 that they stop developing and are who they're going to be.

>>6372792
I had a gay bus driver in high school who would regale my friend and I (both fujoshi weirdos at the time) with stories of his exploits.

"He's NINE INCHES! What am I going to DO with all that?" was one quote I'll probably never forget.

>>6372798
Personally, I think his 5" is just fine for me. Not too big, not too small. Just in this thread, I guess he'd be called tiny.

>>6372799
Find a girl with a fetish for being pounded by horse cock. It wasn't just long, it had girth. It was a porn star dick and I don't have a porn star vagina. :(

>>6372747
I've been here since the board was red, and every girl her wanted to suck Poko's dick.

>>6372792
>biggest dick was 9"
Good god, that sounds terrifying.

My vagina is apparently miniature, so I hit my cervix 2" in. I'm staying a virgin forever and ever and ever.

>tfw boyfriend has a big dick and learned a shitload of tricks to make me come during foreplay
>tfw multiorgasmic

>>6372802
>>6372801
both so mature. so grown up. wish I was you. I love how you called me kid implying you are odler and more mature. thats a real clever touch. you both go to 4chan and are on the /CGL/ board. dipshits

and it had nothing to do with emotions. maturity was a bullshit excuse for she was bored and probably wanted more dicks in her life.

>>6372817
That sounds horrible.

>>6372806
Just my experience, he had no clue how to eat out and I didn't want to have sex with a dick I thought would skewer me. even giving him a BJ was hard. It was too much dick for me. I failed. :(

>>6372812

Damn it I don't want to have to reduce myself to loose sluts. I mean advice for having a big dick and fucking something that basically isn't like opening the window and fucking the night sky.

>>6372803
>implying the development of the frontal lobe has anything to do with this

did you read that in time magazine? or did you see it on a commercial

>>6372817

>not knowing what a hymen is

Jesus christ how horrifying

>>6372823
Yeah, if you have the mentality of a 16 years old, you're a kid. By definition.

>>6372832
>not knowing the hymen isn't INSIDE the vagina

>>6372817

Somewhere in the world, there is a man with a 2 inch penis who believes he will never satisfy a woman, but is perfect in every other way.

You are that man's soul mate.

>>6372830
http://www.hhs.gov/opa/familylife/tech_assistance/etraining/adolescent_brain/Development/prefrontal_
cortex/index.html

Suck my cited sources!

>>6372828
There are certain positions you need to learn, anon.

>>6372823
Defensive much?

You came on here bawwing about what you consider a bullshit concept when, judging by your attitude, her issues with you sounded pretty accurate.

>>6372828
Well anon if it makes you feel better, our break up was not over his dick. If we had stayed tpgether longer, I would have eventually tried penetration. That's my best advice. Go super slow. Fingering a lot, dildos, etc. All kinky and hot and eventually she'll get to a place where she'd be comfortable with your dick. At least, that would have been my route.

God speed, big dick anon.

7 inches is what I prefer. I'm not a big girl so my parts are similarly small. Any smaller and it would be BORING and any bigger and it would hurt like hell. Also it's useless if its too skinny, I like 'em thick as well.

As is, I only rip my vag some of the time and I'm happy to pay the price for having a boyfriend with a dick bigger than my vagina.

>>6372834
lol alright webster.
exactly how am I like a 16 year old? because I think your ideas of maturity are BS? are you defining maturity by the similiarities between others beliefs and yours? enlighten me

>>6372837
If you count the whole vulva, labia and all, then yes, it's about 2" deep.

>>6372838
>http://www.hhs.gov/opa/familylife/tech_assistance/etraining/adolescent_brain/Development/prefron
tal_
>cortex/index.html

implying psychology is a science
lol yeah neuroscience is but define and good judgement and such. that is all in theyes of the beholder. its relative. this isnt hard science

>that feel when I fluctuate between 6.75 and 7.5 inches depending on the day
>I don't even know what causes it

Some days I'm so hard I feel like I'm going to fucking explode.

>>6372847
>people stop growing up at age 16
The best experience you have on that is yourself. Therefore you think you are mostly the same person than when you were 16 years old.

Also because only teenagers are that buttdevastated from getting dumped.

>>6372850
>Not knowing that modern psychology is neuroscience applied
Confirmed for high school status.

>>6372830
I can't believe I'm talking to someone as retarted as you.
You really must have stopped maturing at age 16 - I don't know how else anyone could rage so easily and spout idiotic little "insults" at people over nothing.

(also, something about how brains mature on a TV commercial? Hillarious.)

>>6372841
what issues? all I told you is she called me immature.

FYI this was also a week before I went to basic training, probably had a lot to do with it.

and before you make a bunch of retarded assumptions about that too, Im an officer candidate in the marine corps. please dont just start calling the military retarded it has nothing to do with what we are tlaking about

h-how big do /cgl/s like thier d-d-di-penies?

>>6372855
>implying I wasnt a psychology major for 2 years until I realized its a fucking joke pseudoscience were dumbasses go to pretend that they know what makes people tick and are geniuses

not to mention it is the single least competitive degree and one of the easiest

>>6372861
Between 6 and 7.5 inches.

>>6372861
A dipenis is a penis that tends to be small and curved downwards.

>>6372861
>d-d-di-penies
Oh crap, I didn't see that, pretty funny.

>>6372861
5 inches, mate.

>>6372859
>I'm immature cause I like to have fun and I do what I want and I dont care about that false ideal of maturity.

Ahem.
That combined with your belief that people stop growing up at 16. Those are your issues. The first one is self-explanatory. If you really don't care about how other people see you, then you won't be seen as desirable. The second one is just an excuse for lack of maturity.

Do you prefer cut or uncut dicks. Or does it not make a difference?

>>6372869
I prefer uncut, one of my exes was cut and it felt much rougher and dry. Eurofag btw.

>>6372869
>cut
>attractive
Pick none.

Non-mutilated for me, thanks. Filthy jew slaves.

>>6372869
I like the appearance of cut, but if there's not enough skin to move around, I end up hurting my bf during handjobs :/ I have to use lube to compensate. I was so good at them with my ex but now I have to change my entire technique.

>>6372869
Don't curr as long as the job gets done

>>6372879
>hurting my bf during handjobs
>have to use lube to compensate

I know your pain, anon.

>>6372879

>giving handjobs that hurt the man
>not blowing him like a good girl

feel bad for your bf

>>6372952
>tfw pretty damn good at handjobs
>tfw not sure how anyone could be bad at it

One day I will manage to trick him into high fiving after. One day.

>>6372972
God damn it, I wouldn't even be able to get mad. I'd just start laughing while I grab kleenex.

Hey everyone let's reply to the troll thread!

>>6372975
A little late for the party, friend.

>>6372952
Maybe if he learns to return the favor for once.

>>6372972

The best handjob is still meh compared to even a not very good blowjob so long as teeth aren't scraping.

>I'm great at handjobs!
is pretty comparable to
>I'm great at thumbing a vagina!

I'm sure your boy is happy to get off and not have to do it.. but trust me.. every second he's wishing you would blow him instead.

>>6372985

Zing!
Fair enough

>guys trying to call out women for wanting guys with big cocks
>guys who refuse to date women below/above a certain breast size, hip-to-waist ratio, etc.

>>6372990
I'm pretty good at blowjobs too, but that didn't seem relevant to the point I was making. Anyways I can't always suck to completion since my jaw will start hurting after too long. So. Just for the record.

>>6372985
My bf is the same fucking way...
The other day he did try for the first time in forever. Though it was for literally 5 seconds, then he gave up because it was "too difficult".
...Excuse me? All you have to do is lick at one spot. When I do a bj for you, it's all this fancy shit and lots of moving around. It is not too fucking difficult...

>>6372995

>I have a large cock
>I don't care about aesthetics at all

Get on my level, sea cats.

>>6373005
I know! I'm used to guys who love eating me out but this one has only ever tried twice. Guys, if you're going to put so much emphasis on BJs as being the be-all, end-all of foreplay, then show the ladies some goddamn love with your tongue for once.

>tfw you marry the boyfriend with the big dick

>>6373005

Do you take care of your vag? It doesn't take too many trips downtown that becomes a wrong turn down some acrid stank ass wretch inducing side street to scare someone off for good.
I keep my nuts and all nice and clean/fresh.
Some baby wipes in the bathroom if things are gonna get steamy is always a good idea.
Just a thought

>have big dick
>love working out
>people think I work out to compensate for little dick
>mfw haters everywhere

>big dick
>24yo kissless virgin
I don't even have hope anymore.

>>6373007

You're one of the few. I find that hard to totally believe. "Aesthetics" covers a lot of ground.
Do you choose partners based solely on personality or what?

everybody who is talking about their enormous cock needs to post pics or get the fuck out

>>6373041
>24
Man this shit pisses me off. Nobody I know got laid before college except for a few outliers. Many of my friends didn't get laid until they got married (Granted, they married young). Maybe three or so of my friend didn't get laid until they were in their 30s. It really doesn't matter man.

>>6373057

Basically. I can only really have sexual attraction to people I have an emotional connection with.

I have gotten to a point where I was feeling lonely enough to bring a chick home from a party but I insisted we both cuddled and she got REALLY fucking bitchy in the morning, It's pure wizardry.

>>6373060
Sorry I'm '7,5 x 6 it's nothing to brag about and it doesn't look that big proportionally

>>6373080

Anyone who would pass up on cuddling is a fool.

What do you base emotional connection on?

>>6373041
What, do you want us to throw you a pity party?

"Poor anon! Don't give up hope! One day you'll find a girl who loves you and will bake you cookies and suck your cock like it squirts diamonds."

Bullshit. You want a fucking girlfriend? Get your lazy socially retarded ass off of the computer, and get into a gym, find a hobby that forces you to interact with people to build up your social skills, and go to clubs and shit.

She's not going to come to you. She's not going to ride up on her cloud serpent in WoW and ask you to join her guild and then go out on a date. She's out there. Waiting for you. But you've GOT TO GO OUT THERE AND FIND HER.

"Buh whur do I luk?"

I just told you, mother fucker. Grow a pair of stones and do it.

>>6372861
7 to 8 inch is the ideal for me personally.

>>6373100
Thousand times this.

>tfw your boyfriend's favorite thing to do is going down on you

Don't even have to ask or make any suggestions, he just does it.

>>6373118
What is this show? Supernatural?

>>6373121
Yeah.

>>6373100
But I'm fit already and I don't play wow.
Just kidding I got your point.

>>6373118

That's truly the master race of men.

I remember I went down on my girlfriend and she'd usually push on my face to stop but one time she pulled my hair instead, and it was crazy because her legs just wrapped around and held my face there. I just kept going at it going progressively faster, applying more pressure, etc, and eventually she almost crushed my head and ripped a chunk of my scalp out, but she literally passed out for like 10-15 minutes.

Scared the shit out of me the first time it happened, her pulse was really weak and her breathing was shallow. For like a half an hour when she came to all she could do was grin and reply with 'hmm' so I just made her breakfast.

Good times.

>>6373150
Man, eating pussy is the best. The smell is what gets me.

FINALLY.

A THREAD ABOUT DICK.

ALL YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT HOW BIG YOU ARE WHIP IT OUT AND SHOW US. DON'T BE A BUNCH OF FUCKING FAGGOTS. GET THAT SHIT ERECT AND SHOW US.

>>6373041
Same situation but no penis to brag about.

>>6373185
>Finally

What, you don't go to /hm/? They have post-and-rate threads all the time. I don't visit /soc/ but I imagine they would have the occasional dick posting as well.

>>6373185

I'm not posting my penis on the internet.

>>6373185
DICK THREAD DICK THREAD DICK THREAD DICK THREAD DICK THREAD DICK THREAD DICK THREAD DICK THREAD DICK THREAD DICK THREAD DICK THREAD DICK THREAD DICK THREAD DICK THREAD DICK THREAD DICK THREAD DICK THREAD DICK THREAD DICK THREAD DICK THREAD


balls too.

>>6373161

They have to get their PH shit figured out.

Is it also bad when I knew my girlfriend's PH balance by taste?

>>6373198
why not?

>>6373197
Who did this manga. Do you know? It looks a lot like an artist that used to do the original pokemon manga. After they fired him, he went on to do adult manga.

>>6372792
>biggest dick was 9" and it was scary
same
here
oh my god, it was terrible, I would get bumped in the cervix all the time too, that shit was not fun.
>>6372792
>tiny dick and all
is that really "tiny"? Sounds perfect to me tbh. Since the average aroused vagina is 5-6" in length... good fit.

>>6373197
the fuck is this from?

>>6373205
I wouldn't say bad. It's middle school-level science that acids taste sour and alkalis taste bitter, and everyone should have had those tastes in their food at least once.

>>6373185
>>6373185
Only because your post gave me a boner

should I shave beforehand? trim? it's pretty nuts down there

No wonder I don't come on /cgl/ neary as often as I used to.

Haven't been here for a few days till now and the first page has this thread and a "post your significant others" thread.

I have nothing against these topics, but what the fuck? I would expect to see them on /soc/? Where's the cosplay?

>>6373210

Because I wouldn't want people to know that I did it and I don't do anything I don't want people to know about.

It's like character or some shit.

>>6373236

The board is as much the cosplay culture as it is the actual costumes and EGL.

>Bisexual male, 21 y.o, 7 inch dick.
>First boyfriend ever.
>See his dick first time.
>I think big dicks kind of look like floppy slugs when flaccid.
>Tries to suppress laughter when I make the comparison in my mind.
>He looks up looking really hurt and insecure.
>Starting to tear up.

Shit, man. How can I be so stupid?
We've been together 4 years now though, so we must do something right. We never have sex though, just jack off. And even so, I wouldn't care about the size of his penis, you're all so silly.

It's depressing that women get to go through life not worrying about a body part not being the right size because there's someone who likes it that way, while as this thread shots every woman wants big cock.

>>6373243
but that's why 4chan is anonymous

u scared?

>>6373227
YES SHAVE IT. OR NOT, I DON'T CARE
I JUST WANT TO SEE SOME LIVE ACTION DICK. PRECUM IS ALSO ACCEPTABLE.

GOD, I'VE BEEN WAITING ON THIS SINCE THAT GINGER FAKEBOI THREAD

>>6373260

>women get to go through life not worrying about a body part not being the right size

>women
>not worrying about a body part

I'm not even a women and I can tell you this is bullshit.

>>6373267

It's not as much as I'd think anybody would find out as it is a personal code thing.

>>6373268
Why? It's true.

Have average breasts? Lots of men like them. Have small breasts/ Lots of men like them.
Have huge breats? Lots of men like them.

Same with ass. No man breaks up with a girl because of those things, but plenty of girls cheat and break up with men over cock size.

>tfw huge long girth dick
>tfw when virgin
>tfw when all you wanna do is make a girl cum multiple times in pleasure doing whatever she gets off on most

>>6373185
SFW board, I could make throwaway aim if proof was needed

captcha: cries nehnot

>>6373273
>but plenty of girls cheat and break up with men over cock size.

pff bahahaha

yeah they'll do those things if you're terrible in the sack, but cock size is just one of the many factors that make them decide to do that

>>6373277
/cgl/ safe for work? i've seen buttholes on this board

>>6373266
>>6373266
haha okay, i'll go trim it at least

keep talking about your craving, this shit could get me off

>>6373273

Penis size is just as irrelevant and they worry about those things just as much.

>>6373289
>Penis size is just as irrelevant
>women in this thread talking about how they're sad if their bf doesn't have a big cock

>>6373277
>all you wanna do is make a girl cum multiple times

In that case ready yourself for even more feels, because a lot of women aren't capable of multiple orgasms, or don't enjoy them enough to pursue it as "the ultimate sex act".

>>6373284
Maybe Im wrong, I hardly come over to this board

Should we move this conversation over to /hm/ where there are unlimited dick works? A special /cgl/ seagull cock thread?

>>6373295

Nah, it's blue. That's SFW

>>6373291

Fuck it. Just keep imagining double standards and pretending that they don't worry about these things all of the fucking time no matter what.

>>6373302
They worry about it because they want to compete with other girls, not because they think guys won't like them.

Men have to worry about whether girls will leave them over it.

>>6373288
too much buildup just fucking take it

here's my completely average cock on imgur
http://i.imgur.com/TQcUu.jpg

>inb4 somebody recognizes me

>>6373304

I never did and I do just fine.

Try not sucking.

>>6373298
/hm/ is in the gay section, they generally don't welcome females. Girls discussing guy's junk, as offtopic as it is here, is really only able to be discussed on /cgl/ with a minimum of trolling. Other boards don't abide by girls very well in general, but especially girls talking critically about guys.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X0fcRrskLj

>>6373306

YES
COCKS

POST THEM, SHOW THEM TO ME. I WANT THEM ALL. YES. YESSSS

>>6373273
>One breast is fairly bigger than another? Have big ugly areolas? Tits look like deflated balloons even though you are only 18? BOY I'M SURE MANY PEOPLE ARE INTO IT!

I know it because I'd consider breaking up with a girl who has ugly tits myself.

>>6373314
You are scaring me

Seven inches, and I think I have some pretty good thickness going. Wish imgur didn't flip the picture.
http://i.imgur.com/sY6zw.jpg

>>6373313
ilu duke

>>6373318
f-forgive me
I don't know what's gotten into me, I can assure you that I'm never usually like this I-

>>6373320

Why is it so dry? May I fix that problem with my saliva?

>>6373318
COCK COCK COCK GIMMIE THOSE DICKS

>>6373317
Most don't care that much.

>>6373320
Pushing that ruler in pretty hard, aren't we?

>>6373313

>>6373326
>Why is it so dry?

Because of American genital mutilation.

>>6373329
>yfw you realize none of the people posting about their 7+ inch dicks were telling the truth

>>6373320
SPIT ON YOUR DICK FOR ME. COME ON FAGGOT, DO IT.

>Dont click unless dick witty.avi
http://i.imgur.com/mQdDW.jpg

>>6373343
JESUS CHRIST

So...how many people in this thread are girls?
>all these faggots circlejerking

>>6373343
Hot damn look at that dick!

>>6373342
I didnt post my size but Im over 7
http://i.imgur.com/nX2mg.jpg
Sorry my ruler sucks

This thread suddenly became a lot better.

>tfw 5 inches

>>6373351
I am in case that isn't obvious enough

MORE DICKS PLEASE. COME ON /CGL/, I KNOW YOU'RE HIDING SOME GOOD COCKS IN THOSE PANTS/SHORTS/KIGURUMIS YOU'RE WEARING

I heard this dick belongs to one of our trips, any idea who it might be?

http://i.imgur.com/MFcUv.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/oTiCT.jpg

Didn't bother with a ruler.

>>6373382
ouch.

>>6372839

Such as?

>>6372842

This requires patience. Damn it.

>>6373382
RedDickies. Hasn't been around for fucking ever.

>don't ask me how I know this

>>6373391
makes sense. that guy has a terrible ego. i met him at ohayocon 2010 and fucked the girl he was creeping around all night. i guess he was a pretty good wingman...even if it was unintentional

>>6372384

lol we all say that. if you let us sample you failed though (srs)

no hate though, do whatever you want

>>6373391
He has his dick pierced?! Do you know if he still has it?

>>6373386
THANK YOU

MORE DICKS MORE DICKS!

>>6373410
Why would anyone pierce a dick, fuck he must have some serious problems

>>6373185

Goodness, I'll have to get an erection. Any excuse!

I'm
>>6373389
>>6372828
>>6372799

>>6373185

>>6373422
Are those your books?
>tfw no book-loving big-dick bf

>>6373425

Primarily. It's getting pretty messy and I'm running out of space for my books in the wardrobe. GUESS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GIVE THEM AWAY TO KIDS IN AFRICA

>tfw you find out your new boyfriend is smaller than last
>tfw he's still decently big even then considering ex was 8.5-9"
but
>tfw he found an old stash of extra large condoms from ex

Oh it's nice to see our board has 0 moderation once again.

>>6373433
How'd he take it?

>>6373205
amen.

my dick is pristine and i drink so much pineapple juice my cum smells like a fruit bowl.


i wont go down on girl unless she has a consistently good smelling vaj

>>6373422
FUCK, LOOK AT ALL THOSE BOOKS. ARE YOU AN INTELLECTUAL DO YOU WEAR GLASSES BECAUSE IF YOU DO I SWEAR I'M GOING TO CREAM MY PANTIES

>Come onto /cgl/ to see what's going on today
>Dicks errywhere on first page
>Mfw

>>6373426
LOOK AT THAT GIRTH JESUS LUCIFER CHRIST

>>6373445

Yes.

>>6373448

Dicks are taking over. You have no power to stop it.

>>6373452
NNNGHHH NNG GHH BIG DICK WITH GLASSES UGH PERFECT COMPLETELY FLAWLESS

10/10 BEST THREAD I'VE EVER SEEN HERE

>>6373457

>>6373439
any guy with a bit of confidence will take that news just fine.

last girl i was with said the biggest she had was like the size of my wrist. then when we had our nasty break up she tried to insult my dick and i told her that her vagina was huge (it was pretty loose...i had to try hard to cum in her) she took it pretty bad

>>6373439
I'm not sure, he mostly just laughed

I don't think he took it badly, hes about 5.5-6" so it's not like he's tiny or anything
and we have lots of sex so eh

But there was that terrifying silent moment where I was waiting for his reaction

>>6373426
straight male here... good for you man

>>6373459

Such a shame you will never know me or recognise me unless you come to England and pull down the trousers and pants of everyone here.

So up for that happening.

>>6373468
Where in England?
You'd better not be someone I already know or this could get awkward.

>>6373426
>only as big as a soda can
Mine is as large as one of those Monster energy drink cans.

>>6373464
I've never really had a problem with that, after a few days a vagina goes back to "normal" unless she masturbated with a dildo that day or had sex with someone else before hand, a girl shouldn't normally be loose