/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

did she even try? her pathetic attempt at skull teeth, the shitty "contour," what was she thinking?

She definitely stole some designs from Klaire de Lys... The straight line from the cheek, the hallowed eyes that are just faded circles...

Thought she was trying to be a dog.

Looks more like a black and white clown than a skull.

Her nose is one giant blackhead now.

She should make the nose smaller.

In the thumbnail she looks like the cutest, dumpiest panda.
Stop trying to be elegant Ash, derpycute suits you much better.

Hey guys is milanoo a good site? I wanna buy a mask

>>6362571
No. Try ebay.

>>6362574
>milanoob

gtfo of my ancestors' traditions Assley

>>6362603
Hey you don't own that. You're not all of mexico

why is there pop corn in her hair...

>inb4
>i did it like that on purpose

>>6362515
First, she takes my Gaara as her husbando. Then she threatens to hop into the HoTD fandom. Now she's trying to take part of my culture. Dis nigga is out to get me.

>>6362607
I know
but I dont want her to bastardize them.

>>6362615
So she has a snack for when she gets hungry?

One I saw on facebook, pretty good.

>>6362624
forgot the pic!

>>6362539
she already is

Who cares? Like, seriously, why do you care about this so much?

>>6362630
IGNORE THIS POST, GUYS. This happens every time.

Anyone have any news about her classes?

what is her tumblr?

why the fuck is her new url so fucking hard to remember and find lol.

Also this is just pathetic... did she even try to make the teeth XDD! maybe she ran out of black from making the enourmos nose

>>6362649
>XDD!
Get out.

>>6362667
Grow up. if people wanna make emoticons let them, this is the internet. maybe you need to get out. out of your own ass that is.

>>6362667
>Yui Anarchy
>dat scene weaboo name
You leave with 'em.

>>6362680
Yeah, because nothing screams adult like using emoticons like "XD."

>>6362683
If it sounds scene+weaboo then I'll stop using it

>>6362686
well its still more adult than picking on everybody else for nothing

>>6362713
You do know that "get out" has been the response to people using emoticons on 4chan for a while now, right?

>>6362719
who the fuck cares?

>>6362680
Your emoticons are retarded and oddly placed and you should feel ashamed. ;_;

>>6362724
You do, obviously.

>>6362729
not really. what i care about is you being a fucking retard.

>>6362735
The fact that sound sound upset and are replying makes me think that you care and you're mad.

>>6362741
u wot m8

http://lightestsylphofhope.tumblr.com/

>>6362763
i see she's adapting to tumblr well

>>6362667
Using faggoty emoticons is something we don't want here but I don't think you, as a tripfag, should say anything about that.

>>6362515
lulz XDD dats totes epic XP shes sooooo creative!!!! wish ah could b liek her XDDDD

>>6362801
Rook! It Hally Pottel!

>>6362778
cringed at this so much

>>6362801
the open wounds look like they have cheese on them

>>6362801
This is gruesome in a wholly different way.

>>6362801
Disgusting

>>6362816
Anon, please, I'm trying to eat.

>>6362801
the wig alone is frightening.

I don't keep up with her drama, but the nose looks like a dog nose or something.

Does anyone know if she lives in the path of the hurricane? I bet she's making a huge deal out of it

>>6362893
/b/ this way

>>6362970

>>6362964
She lives in Virginia, I think.

>>6362996
>saging with images

I don't know what you're doing either


This gem was in her likes

>>6363005
Being Ashley is suffering.

>>6363005
>>saging with images

What are you trying to imply here?

>>6362649
>>6362680

Does anyone else cringe a little when someone is obviously not a 4chan regular?

>>6363252

Nah not really, i mostly cringe when people obviously spend hours in here every single day and thinks that makes them a suprioer person

Ill rather be a newfag than an asshole with no life

>>6363252
I didn't for those posts, but I definitely have.

if she know so much about make-up, why doesn't she make herself pretty?

>>6363264
Such a typical response.

>>6362544
You can still see her pores and blackheads through the makeup. Disgusting.

>>6363353
yes because it makes sense

>>6363374
In your mind.

Nope. Nope nope.
I do this face painting for work. And come on, she didn't even try! It's currently even a big fad right now, so all these sugar skulls on the web.

My ancestors hurts

>>6362801

>dat tampon on her chest

Oh god why

>>6363574
oh... oh jesus, no

God, she's like those white soccer moms trying to be cute and multicultural.
"We're having Mexican food tonight! Taco Bell!!"

The most obvious things about Sugar Skulls is the bright colours. How could you fuck that up?

>>6363618
this

You people who are going to Nekocon best take pictures because she's apparently going to cosplay Loki.

>>6364609
Oh God. That'll be a laugh. I bet she bails on it once shit gets to hard to make or mommy/daddy refuse to help her.

By the way, did anon ever get her ear cuff?

>>6363574
What the hell, what is with everything being tampons and poop with her.

>>6364627
She has fetishes that she needs to fulfill on her own since nobody is desperate enough to get with her. She's just being artistic with them.

>>6364627

Because she often makes things that resemble them? It's sorta an ongoing joke.

I have to say I'm kind of jealous that she has the guts to publicly post the things she does. I'm afraid to casually show my face to the Internet and have never uploaded a picture to a public profile... How does she do it, really, even with all the criticism she gets?

>>6364675
I've wondered this too, but then I think that she just must thrive on the attention, positive or negative. That, or she just really loves her face/body and thinks she's hot stuff.

>>6364675
She thinks everyone else is jealous. Prerequisite: Being spoiled by her parents.

IMO, I think she's arrogant, not confident.

>>6364681
It's a combination of both. She's delusional, similar to PT, where she doesn't think she's ugly or fat and that all attention is good attention. She likely views the negative attention she gets as it being from haters who are jelly of her beauty and skills.

It's actually a huge reason she doesn't improve. She sees herself as perfect in most aspects.

>>6364681
>>6364682
>>6364691
Oh look, /cgl/ is playing pretend psychologist again.

http://www.beautylish.com/f/gcqiap/day-of-the-dead
I like how ALL the related looks are a thousand million times better looking than hers.

>>6364708
i laughed

>>6364708
I'm giggling at the fact that she has comments on NOTHING she has posted...

>>6364719
I lol'd at the last one, but I'm still confused by the first one.

>>6364719
>EASE THE BLOAT FOR A FLATTER TUMMY
I thought it was her IBS making her gut stick out.

>>6364735
She always favorites drag queen tutorials on that website for some reason

>>6364746
Because she thinks she's a drag queen or something. She posted about letting out her inner drag queen once, I think.

>>6364749

I want to see Tumblr SJ fags rain down on her for "appropriating Mexican culture".

Her Etsy shop has two sales but no feedback. That just seems more than a little odd.

Bitch is disrespecting Mexican traditions with her fatness.

>>6364770
An anon from here bought a cuff from her to see how she handles everything. I dunno who bought the other, unless the anon actually bought two.

>>6364749
She is an insult to any drag queen or king...anywhere...

>>6364787
>She's an insult to everything ever.
Fix'd.

>>6364770
I just noticed the date of sales (Oct 13 and 14). Even if she shipped them out 48-72 hours after the sale and to someplace in the US, they should have gotten to the buyer by now.

I have a feeling she hasn't shipped yet, and already spent the money on herself.

>>6364799
The buyer has said in previous threads that she (the buyer) was out of the country.

>>6362964
She lives in inland Virginia, so she probably has some wind and rain but nothing serious, like in NYC or even coastal VA.

>>6364708
>I know "Day of the Dead" looks are supposed to be more...poppish and such but I wanted to do something I suppose a young child would sport.
>I DID IT ON PURPOSE!!

>>6364839
>something a young child would sport
Except even the kids have better makeup then her.

Girl just can't admit she fucked up.

>>6364839
Is she actually arguing like that?

>>6364858
she does it since forever, anon

>>6364898
I know that, but I meant is she actually saying that to someone in comments or something.

>>6364804
whats her etsy

>>6364701
..I utterly fail to see what's wrong with that.

>>6362801
>Day of the dead
>Post this fucking shit

>>6364620
I'm stuck in Houston at the moment, my flight home was cancelled because of the awful weather. If everything goes as planned, I'll be home by around 6:30-7PM tonight and will update then. If something else goes awry I will update about that when I can. Sorry for the delay, I know I said I'd be back this morning.

>>6364779
It wasn't me, I only bought one. It was probably just a normal Etsy buyer or one of her friends.

>>6362515
>and such
>and such
>and such's

I fucking hate how she writes.

>>6365284
I wrote better when I was a child. And my first language isn't even english -.-

>>6365293
lol me2, im not english and im not even that good at english still, but i still write better than ashley XD

>>6365305
dog shit has better grammar than assley

>>6365293
>>6365305
> -.-
> XD
> lol
> me2

You must be 18+ to use this website.

>>6365320
then what are you doing here?

>>6365320
yes, so get out.

this is fucking 4chan, the lamest website on earth, focusing on people using emoticons are really the most annoying thing you can find to point out here?

>>6365324
>>6365334
samefag. This is fucking 4chan, the lamest website on earth. Focusing on people that rag on you for emoticons is really the most annoying thing you could point out. Would you please not ruin a potentially good thread?

>>6365338
grow up

>>6365324
>>6365334
Given that one of the posters deleted their post within seconds of me calling them out about their age, it's obvious they were under 18.

>>6365338
>>6365338
You. You shut the fuck up. All of you bitches are so far up ashleys smelly cunt you derail other topics with this bullshit.

>>6365353
I just deleted it cause i DIDNT want to get massive amounts of hate because of it even though it doesn't fucking matter

and now i present to you... a sad emoticon :(
so sad so sad.

C'mon guys, stop fighting. Let's just go back to discussing ashley drama

>>6365357
>derail other topics with this bullshit
It's an ashley thread, dear. The one derailing is you.

>>6365343
I think it's you who needs to do some growing up. The grown-ups are trying to talk.

>>6365359
this one is honestly my favorite. she wanted to be glamorous and beautiful but no.

>>6365367
She has... so much potential though. When I see the shoops, what she could accomplish scares me. Too bad that it'll forever remain a dream.

>>6365367
Why does she feel the need to go bug eyed like that? It's not sexy or pretty at all.

>>6365362
>can't comphrehend
Don't give a shit. You bitches have derailed other topics because your precious threads got deleted.
Fuck you
And fuck you again

>>6365367
Her lips look like two worms fucking. Is this something she does on purpose (if so, WHY)? They don't look like that in OP.

>>6362801
I thought this was actually Harry Potter and was getting all worked up because there was no forehead scar, but then I realized it was some retarded homestuck thing and now I'm okay.

>>6363264
>Ill rather be a newfag than an asshole with no life
>an asshole with no life

>4chan

>>6365417
>dat asoiaf quote

You know, I had a thought about Ashbergers not too long ago.
She loves drag queens. She watches RuPauls drag race/drag U...
How much do you want to bet she's going to try to get on Drag U?
If she did, I'd watch the shit out of that episode.

So who sent her art requests?

>>6366724
lol, silly anon, nobody did. she just says this so she'll appear less of a friend- and lifeless loser.

>>6366720
I'd watch the shit out of that episode too, but looking from a "if she did get on the show" perspective; how much do you want to be that when her professor wanted to work on makeup, Assley would try to be a know-it-all and say something like "I'm like an expert on makeup! I do makeup all the time!" And after saying that she would hoard all the makeup, put it on her way and the professor would just look at her with an "excuse you?!" expression and would then tell her that she looked like a hot mess and/or disaster.

>>6366771
She acts like she's 13. It's so ridiculous.

>>6366758
This needs to happen. I kind of want to go on tumblr and ask her "Hey I'm also a RuPaul Drag U fan..." and go on asking her if she would ever go on the show.
Who knows, maybe putting the idea in her head will convince her that it's her DESTINY!

>>6362801

oh em gee
is she lyk harry potter
I saw da movies an luvd them
I rote fanfic about it, look:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6829556/2/My-Immortal

plz rate an review

>>6366814
My friend and I started reading that in class one day. We had to stop because we almost burst out laughing too many times.

>>6366804
Getting her on the show would be great, but don't they only bring women that are "older?"

There is so much samefagging in this thread... jesus.

>>6366831
counter-sage

I'd rather see her on Hoarders, plus you actually have to be a DECENT Drag to get on the show

>>6366860
I think you're thinking of "Drag Race." We're talking about having her on "Drag U" where they bring women on the show and give them a makeover.

>>6366828
We attempted the drinking game, with water.
We had to stop because I kept spitting it up at the laptop and worries about diluted blood.

>>6366864
Ah sorry, not a big watcher of television. Either way I guess both shows would be interesting

I saw OP and thought of this instead

>>6366885
No need to be sorry. It's just a simple mistake.

GO GO GO.

>>6367873
Oh gosh, I don't know what to request.

>>6367873
FUCK! I forget, what's her tumblr now!?
LINK PLEASE!

>>6367873
Looks like it's already off.

>>6367894
well shit...anyone still want to link that tumblr url though?

>>6367901
http://lightestsylphofhope.tumblr.com/

>>6367901
You could have scrolled up and found it.
>>6362763

>>6367907
I did, but didn't see it at first.
My mistake.

It would be funny if she didn't get any asks and had to make up some shit.

fat

>>6365417
They also have the ability to look like slugs.

>>6367944
Cute fat shoulders and lack of collarbone, miss size 7.

>>6366771
She could be Latrice's white sister ( or brother in Ashberger's mind ) that has no personality, can't be fabulous and got kicked out on the first night. The only thing they have in common is being big.

>>6367944
Oh god, it does look like a slug.

>>6365280

Oh my god I saw the dark shadows around her fat thighs and for a split second I thought she had pissed herself.

She already has a scat fetish, why not throw in Peestuck too.

>>6367873
So. Ass-attack saw she wasn't getting attention, so she turned on anon for "art requests". Clever disguise there!

>>6365280
Holy fuck, you can tell by their body language that they're ALL awkward as fuck.

>>6362515

>>6367973
>Ass-attack
That is perfect.

>>6367944
God, all I see is flesh a no defining bones. Ugh.

>>6367985
*retch*

>>6368010
just a wide, pale expanse of fat and terror

>>6367944
>>6367993
I'm dead.

>>6367993

is that a snail on the rim of the cup? wat in the 7 fucks is going on

>>6368031
It's a slug, and it's a shoop.

>>6367944
at least she waxed her mustache!

>>6368037
now if she did her eyebrows

What? No, no, nononono! Just no! Agh, fuck you, you don't even know shit about that day. My traditions are not a fucking fandom!

>>6368132
I don't mean to whiteknight Ashley, but you're talking as if your culture's copyrighted, and it comes across as so petty. Yes, she did it awfully, but that's no reason to react that way. And this is coming from someone who's culture is often treated like this. Get over yourself.

>>6368172

Sorry, it's just that this girl really annoys me and that holiday is one of the things I like the most about my culture, so I'm a little sensitive about it. But ok, I'll shut up now.

>>6368395
Tell assley why you're offended.

>>6362603
>>6368132
I hate it when people whine about this sort of shit. I mean yeah, I hate this bitch too but anyone who thinks cultural appropriation is actually a real thing..
>lel

>>6368395
Sounds like something ashley would say.
Amazing how everything ashley does...someone is always an 'expert' on it. Seems pretty ashley up in this thread.

>>6362763

NO ASSLEY
LEAVE STAR TREK ALONE
WE HAVE TOO MANY RETARDS AS IT IS

>>6368689

anon from >>6362603

I actually have no problem with non-mexican people doing a *proper* Catrina or sugar skull costume & make up. But people like Assley that jump on every bandwagon they can ruins the whole thing for me.

>>6368737
>star trek
What are you even talking about? I don't see anything on her page that talks about Star Trek

asher bee?
more like ass-er bitch!

>>6368395 here

>>6368805 this

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Ashley part Hispanic?

I think what angers people the most is that she tries to pass off that she's this insanely knowledgeable person of History and makeup and Folklore. But, for being as knowledgeable as she claims to be, she's always wrong or off the mark by a good 10 feet and tries to back peddle it as a "simple mistake". She just can't admit she did something wrong and that's what rustles jimmies. If she'd admit that she did the makeup in a hurry to join the fad of Halloween and Sugar Skulls then people would be "okay at least she's honest".

But she continuously tries to push that it was her idea, her knowing, her smarts that inspired her when it's just flat out bullshit.

At least I think that's what rustles my Jimmies.

>>6369296
It's always either "simple mistake" or "I DID IT ON PURPOSE YOU GUYS!"

>>6367944
You know.... Aside from the shitty eye/lip makeup, I think she looks okay in this picture.

>>6369268
lol, where's she claimed tht she's hispanic?

>>6370150
*but she adamantly
How did I fuck that up so hard...

>>6369296
This. I can understand someone thinking they know something then going "oh, shit, sorry. I was wrong, thanks for correcting me" and learning, the adamantly defends herself no matter how wrong she is. It's annoying as hell.

>>6370124
I think it's been said before in other threads she's part Hispanic or at least linked to it somewhere where she said it. I can't be 100% anyway. She kind of looks it anyway.

Though if she is, she's probably really detached from the culture anyway. From all the pictures we've seen, I've never really seen any indication(then again, her house is disgusting so who knows)

Hell, my in-laws are first generation immigrants from Mexico and even they don't do day of the dead since they're really Catholic.

>>6369044

It's right there. Did you just ctrl+F Star Trek?

http://lightestsylphofhope.tumblr.com/post/34399696534/thevoyagereternals-05-the-trouble-with

What the hell is up with her facial expression?

>>6370684
...She actually looks nice here, I think

>>6370684
Admittedly she looks better here. I don't see anything wrong with that.

>>6370694
>>6370691
Her makeup looks nice, but she looks like she's making a funny face instead of smiling.

>>6370684
She looks very cute here. Just a little duck-lippish though. Still, this is a very big improvement and the natural make-up looks very good.

>>6369296
I second that, it is one of the reasons she gets as much hate as she does.

>>6370192
>they don't do day of the dead since they're really Catholic

but isn't that supposed to be a catholic-friendly celebration? at least here in Mexico catholic church heavily supports both day of the dead and all saints day (Nov. 1 & 2) there are even special Masses and rosaries in honor of deceased people and such. Don't know about catholics in other countries , though.

>>6371186
DIA DE LOS MUERTOSSSS was originally a mexican tradition that predated catholicism. they were allowed to keep it, but mexico was not important enough for catholicism to absorb it and make it an international religious holiday (like christmas)

>>6371993
Day of the Dead is a combination of All Saint's Day (or some Catholic holiday like that) and native traditions. The church is cool with it because it is a Christian holiday despite all the pre-Christian imagery, but it all fits within a Christian context.

The Spaniards encouraged this sort of thing because even if it wasn't "perfect" or a bit odd, it helped the Natives convert to Christianity if they were allowed to keep some of their own stuff.

But this holiday is celebrated in other Catholic holidays.

>>6371998
Sorry, this holiday is celebrated in other Catholic countries, but obviously without all the skull stuff.

>>6371186
>and such

It's Ashley, everyone!

>>6371186
Oh jesus Assley, why can't you avoid using your tells when you pretend to be other people.
>and such

>>6370684
I fucking HATE her lips, looking at them makes me mad and I don't even know why.

But she seriously looks better than ever in this one

>>6371186
Get out, Ass-attack.

>>6372041
>>6372022
Don't think it's Assley, there's not enough misplaced 's in there. There IS random capitalization, though. Now I'm confused.

I would like to see her doing makeup tutorials on youtube, lol.

>>6372022
>>6372041
>>6372130
>>6372227
Really? You all are still doing this?
So far up Ashley's ass, can you taste what shes had for breakfast? The girl does not post here.

>>6372022
>>6372041
>>6372130

lol no
I'm anon from >>6368805 and >>6362603

Saying "such" makes me Assley? Well, fuck my life.

>>6372287
>same nose
>same eyes
you could be related.
JUST KIDDING. But really, a time stamp?
how serious have these threads gotten?

>>6372296
They're not, but being called Assley is an insult.

>>6366771
Why am I not surprised she used the most recent, popular queens? Like, gurl, do you realise there are other queens than them? Raja is fabulous and all, but goddamn.

>>6372727
I'm still not convinced that Stacy Layne Matthews is a man. She looks so much like a woman even without drag that I'd have to see nudes to be convinced.

>>6372772
I think the fact that she's so big makes it even harder to tell, really. She's so soft, even for a fat man.

>>6372794
I remember the first time I saw her I screamed "THAT'S A WOMAN" and that she snuck her way on to the show. But none of the other queens said anything, nor Ru so...I guess she really is a man. Although I STILL refuse to believe it.

>>6367962
so basically mimi imfurst

>>6367967
how do you know of this fetish?

You guys are retarded. I said that the person saying "and such" was Ashley first. It was a joke. Ashley doesn't type as well as that anon. You guys take everything so seriously. Also, this response would have been much earlier, but I'm only now getting home.

>>6374173
It's a joke in regards to her "brooch", which literally looks like a coiled turd.

>>6364754

I don't get drag queens. They always dress in the same obnoxious "flamboyant" style. Traps > Drag queens.

>>6370684

Honestly, this looks kinda shooped.

>>6372255
You are way, way too mad over that.

>>6364776

I don't know that many skinny mexicans, unless they're Americans with mexican ancestors, half white and/or really rich.

>>6374202
Dude, they were all obviously joking as well.

>>6374997
Okay assley. Enjoying your fame? I bet you are.

>>6375138
Calm down, if it was her it would be extremely obvious and she would crying all over her tumblr about it.

I almost talked to her once in person.


I think I'll do it next time, and see if I can talk her into being a bit less....ashley.

And being more awesome.

>>6375385
Also remember that she doesn't come here because 4chan has's lots's of viruses's

>>6375410
The copy of Norton that came pre-instaled on my laptop last year bitched at me for visiting 4chan. I uninstalled it that night.

>>6370608
"OH YEAH I LOVE TRIBBLES"
Please anyone can say that and never watch Star Trek

>>6375385
Thats just something assley would say

>>6375828
>"I love tribbles!"
>Anyone who actually watched star trek probably doesn't love them

>>6375828

If they've never watched Star Trek... then how do they know they love them? HOW DO THEY KNOW? Besides, she's a known bandwagon-jumper, I wouldn't be surprised if she tried to shoehorn herself into any of the ST fandoms to look "nerdy".