/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

/cgl/ please help me fill up my fat folder with a fat /cgl/ fatties dump

please help

She would make a good goron from Zelda

What's a good outfit for a person with an average bodyfat percentage ~35-40%?

>>6354242
Is that the Honey Boo Boo from the South Park episode?

I thought it was a parody

>/cgl/ cosplaying as /soc/

I'm concerned that someone who labels themselves as "fatchick" would be upset when someone calls them fat. It seems like making a joke that no one is supposed to laugh at and you get mad when they do.
Stay rustled baby gurl

>>6354244

>average bodyfat
>35-40

pic one

>>6354252
Are you afraid of real women?

>>6354244
>bf 35- 40%
>good

>>6354259

>real women

>>6354236
>pic related
>average weight
pick one because that pic is fatasfatass
Pic related is average weight, OP should visit http://www.yourefatbecauseyourestupid.com/lose-weight/

It may be genetic, but it can be fought. There is a long string of obesity in my family, but neither my sister or I are overweight. Most modern day excuses are just that, excuses.
I personally hold nothing against 'average' weight cosplayers, just as long as they at very least have fun with it, and know what is flattering for their figure. Cosplaying Yoko's more risque outfits is not exactly the best idea for a plus sized woman, though I certainly will never condemn the Miss Yomako outfit.

>>6354259

>zumba instructor hoodie

>>6354236
another cosplay idea for you

I'm 74 pounds, what does that make me?

>>6354265
That classifies as anorexic and is unhealthy

>>6354246

>>6354270
A snack.

>>6354236

That kind of looks like me the problem is finding a costume that allows you to have proper augmentation for the side flaps. Also a front mounted zipper is useful like in my batman costume for ease of access

Acceptance please

>>6354271
Your call

>>6354271

>>6354239
/cgl/ please read my urgent appeal

Hey guys do you think I'd make a good Cinderella?

>>6354278
The one on the left looks healthier because the padding is good for your organs in the case you fall down the stairs or something, the one on the right would die.

The industry must make tables that can at least support an average weight person! This is unacceptable!

>>6354236
Found your costume

lol, if any bitch is above 100lbs, then it's definitely a case of DO NOT WANT

>>6354288
Average weight spiderman

>>6354287

LOL this gif is awesome.

>>6354294
Have some more.
This chair was obviously built by chinese for chinese

MOAR FATTIES GIF

>>6354266
I didn't know you left /a/ sir.

>>6354287
> dat slow roll backwards after it breaks
Oh god, I feel so terrible for laughing. I know I'm fat but at least I wouldn't break a fucking table

>>6354239

>>6354294
thread 404

*sadface*

>>6354291
Indeed, I know which one is getting killed first when zombies show up, the fat bitch, excuse me, big boned bitch

>>6354287

is that the moderator of cglchat?

>>6354292
99% sure this is the fatty from cglchat

>>6354310
we cant has no fun today

>>6354312
janny's are active today

>>6354307
wasn't far off

WHY DO FATTIES HATE FREEDOM OF SPEECH??

>>6354291
In case you fall down the stairs because your knees are so worn out there is no cartilidge to prevent arthritis. Don't lie fatty, you have one of those power chairs to go up and down stairs, you havent encountered a set of stairs in the past 10 years. You file complaints against business's that have tables too close together and you can't get through, or don't have a ramp for you to get your Rascal up.

>>6354318
>I submit

If she's average, what's fat

>>6354299
...
I believe you have me confused with a different Rei,

sir.

>>6354330

>avg clgchat moderator

>>6354328
Perhaps, I don't pay attention to the string of digits afterwords. There's a Rei on /a/ as well that is a regular tripfag. So it's interesting I'd find two Rei tripfags.

OP here
Goin out
Cya liftbro's

Ya, nah theyre pretty fat

>>6354326

>>6354336
>cglchat moderators avg dream that will never come true.

All you /fit/ fucks are just so mad.

>>6354334

>>6354349
I think I may have seen this thing on the /cgl/ tinychat

>>6354345

>>6354332
Rei is an open tripcode, ffs, lurk moar.

>>6354271

>>6354325
Fat is nothing but a social construct designed to make NORMAL HEALTHY PEOPLE feel terrible about themselves.

cglchat mod wants you to report this thread

>>6354292

She has a nice face, probably makeup but find me a girl that doesn't. She also has nice hair. Her tits are kinda big for my liking but shit she's good looking.

It takes more than fat to make someone unattractive.

>>6354367

>>6354343
I bet that fat bitch is ordering extra cheese and full fat dressing, with a diet soda

>>6354374
>>6354374
>>6354374
>>6354374
AHAHAH

>>6354343

sitting to order from subway?

must..keep..jimmies...unrustled...

Fat fucks want to know why they are ridiculed and discriminated against. Maybe because they think a lack of self control around food counts as a handicap and the rest of society is so politically correct that nobody will say anything. I go out of my way to make fat fucks uncomfortable, anything I can say or do to remind them they are fat. If you guys didnt have such a victim mentality and feel the need to have a "fat acceptance" movement then nobody would even acknowledge your existence. Can't have that though, everybody has to know your fat, trust me, everybody does know your fat, there isnt any hiding it. For the purpose of just pissing off fattys Im going to do everything I can to make fat little kids and their fat mothers cry in public. Thank me later for showing you that the world is a cruel place when you're fat. Life doesn't get any easier, better accept it now

>>6354394
tl;dr

Let me get this straight. You guys raid a room, be absolute pigs to the hot girl in there, and are now mad that one of the mods did their job and banned your creep asses?

>>6354414

>hot girl
>girl
>singular

Well at least you're honest.

>>6354410
TF;DR
>To fat;Didn't read

>>6354414
I never even got into the room, was banned when I signed in. Would have liked to talk to cgl

>>6354265
Legs could use a few more pounds. Other than that, perfect.

>>6354414
Actually she ragebanned the 95% of the room.

>>6354414

>implying I wasn't the highlight of the room
>implying myuku wasn't begging for my attention
>implying she was hot
>implying I was piggish

shiggdiggy

>>6354414

let me translate:

>let me get this straight. you alpha males tried to talk about fitness in a chatroom, told the only 5/10 in there that you would let her blow you, and then got mad because a hamplanet got jealous and checked your thin privileges?

yeah pretty mcuh

>>6354429
That body though

>>6354067

>>6354430

>>6354343

my SIDES

>>6354270
it makes you waaaaay too young to be on 4chan

>>6354433

>>6354442

>>6354430
Aren't you quite the charmer? There's more than one mod in there and all three of them were banning you creepy fucks. It makes perfect sense to do a blanket ban when 95% of those bans were acting like asshats.

>>6354433

anorexic/10

>>6354429
>>implying she wasn't mocking you

>>6354445

>tfw she called me a charmer

im guessing you're a hamplanet too?
give me your lifts and plz dont estat

>>6354445
So how do you justify banning me when I didnt even get to say anything, was banned on sign in. It's ok, I mainlined some creatine and all was good

>>6354445
grownup talk is for big gir-

nevermind

>>6354445
I'm /cgl/ and I got banned too, I guess the room is elitist tripfags only now?

>tfw in the room for 5 seconds, banned. you cgl broads are assholes.

>>6354463
Yes, no fun allowed.

>>6354429
>implying you're not a delusional meathead who acts tough on the internet but secretly longs for someone to hold at night

>>6354463
What's your nick? You probably just got caught up in the ban party.

>>6354473
>implying everyone else on /fit/ wouldnt bang yah
the answer is yes we would

>>6354473
>implying you don't want to stick your jew nose up my butt.

>>6354473

>implying I act any different in person
>implying being fit makes me a "meathead"
>implying I want a gf to bother / nah me all day

nope nigga you just went full retard

>>6354463

>also frequents /cgl/ and heard myukuu was in chat so I went to see and was promptly banned before being even able to even make a name

Hmmm... rage bans

dat dere fake trip

>>6354488
Same here

>>6354488
I was mango, afk half the time and came back to a banfest
Oh well, I-I guess I didn't really need to talk to anyone this week ;_;

>>6354488
That's what happens when you give a fat person power.

>>6354486
Bro, you're on 4chan, everyone knows you only started lifting so you could try and escape your beta persona.

>>6354473
I only want to hold Derpqueen and logseux, and Angela and piggy. The rest of /cgl/ of 4/10 at best, that is being nice, but personality makes up for looks, and I dont know anybody else here

>>6354497

I started lifting before I even knew 4chan existed. I ran cross country in college, and played team sports my entire life. I never had a problem with girls, I started lifting because I was tired of being skinny.

>>6354503
>implying the password isn't 'pingas'

>>6354486

post cb pic or stfu fatty

I'm going to be flying soon...every time I sit in the seat and look at how much room my body has, I'm amazed at how there's people out there complaining about how they can't fit in the airplane seat. Mind you I'm 170 lbs and 5'7. I also get a self esteem boost because I know I could lose weight, but thank god I'm not so fat that I can't fit in a fucking airplane seat. If you're too goddamn fat to fit in an airplane seat, stop complaining and get a second seat. Also, whenever I see a shit ton of obese people on my airplane I freak out because the weight calculations are done assume all the passengers on the plane are of average weight. If my plane fucking crashes because the weight calculations were incorrect, I'm totally blaming the obese assholes who weighted that plane down.

>>6354488
Go leave a message on the /cgl/ Facebook group and you might get the password.

>>6354486
why did you even come to cglchat? To show off for other men?

>>6354499
Dude, Angela is like 16 and has gained like 15 lbs.
Her ass was peaking under her skirt at on Friday at NYCC

/cgl/ if i make a food-related nick for the tinychat am i more likely to not get banned?

obviously it wouldn't be a health food

>>6354504

There was a post on /fit/ about it. I thought fuck it, why not.

>>6354508

CB?

dont have the one without red circles

>>6354504
I wanted to see if any /cgl/ would display their cosplay. No lie, I want a qt 3.14 gf that will dress up

Unban us and start banning people actually causing problems...

>>6354513

do you even browse /fit/

>>6354517
this was our objective, all the cute /cgl/ chicks to cam in outifts and wed cam showing our bods

>>6354522

Oh current body. Dude. I post pictures all the time, not only that I was on camera earlier.

>>6354505
I never said a thing about girls
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freudian_slip

>>6354516
If you saw any of these irl you'd be all over them unless you are beta. Which you probably are. You would let them pick you up. No, stare at the ground? You would get drunk and throw yourself at them then.

>>6354530

You son of a bitch. Dem buy 3 get 1 set of abs free genetics. Fuck my life.

WTF why is cglchat password protected now

>>6354529
this
>implying any /cgl/ girl wouldnt ravage this /fit/izen
i know id go after some of your trips cuz alot of them are actually pretty cute

>>6354538
It's pingas.

>>6354540
Yeah i know but wah happened

>>6354548
There were 30+ people in there and 4 or 5 were making fun of a mod so she banned the whole room and set a password. idk why

>>6354544
I will never understand what people see in Zyzz.

>>6354544
Sorry brah, but necrophilia ain't aesthetic. He's nothing but bones and hair and whatever chemicals he was cycling in the grave.

Bans are cleared, sorry for the legitimate /cgl/ folk that were caught up in the banfest. Between 3 mods, we tried to clear out the jerks as fast as possible. If there was a name that wasn't recognized or was a guest nick that wasn't changed in under 2 minutes, it was swept out. If you'd like to get in tonight, please go post on the FB group for the password.

To /fit/: You can thank the bad apples in your board for getting everyone banned. Everything was fine until the requests for tits came out. You'll continue to be banned until you can act like civil adults. If you'd like to talk with others without being gross, that's fine. Attack me all you will, it will only reinforce that you're acting like a jerk.

>>6354473
basically the fatso mod got mad started being a fatty

>>6354548

see

>>6354430

>>6354508

implying shane hasn't posted a zillion photos

>>6354555

>>6354555
>Everything was fine until the requests for tits came out
Implying /cgl/ beta's didnt want to see tit's also

>>6354516
/fit/s sexy

>>6354555
I was the first one in that chat other than you. I was posting tasteful messages the entire time.

Do not blame the actions of a few individuals as the actions of an entire board. It is unfair, unjust and flat out immature.

>>6354564
Too busy watching Samurai Jack in the chatroom.

>>6354567
Just like your board has decided this one is full of sluts just ready to show off their jibblies to the world?

Like I said, if you'd like to come in and chat without being gross, you're more than welcome to.

>>6354555

>banning people for mirin your permabulk

seriously it's winter and people need bulking tips, thats legitimate chatroom convo

>>6354572

tl;dr if i'm not getting hit on, nobody is

>>6354577

Yeah I don't have a FB and I don't intend on making one so stinks for me

Why are you guys picking on one mod? There were 3 of them in there banning all of you.

>>6354572
Give out the password and I'll gladly come back in.

>MUH FAT GENES ;_;

So the password is not working for me...will there be a password on /cgl/ chat forever now?

>>6354572
I would, but I am not comfortable with sharing my personal facebook with a tinychat room as most likely my IP has already been pulled by that one crazy /fit/izen.

>>6354572

we dont need fit for our sexy guys. Right gaiz?

>>6354584
somebody pm on my tumblr with the password and/or the Facebook

>>6354590
pingas not working for me either

It's not my fault that I'm "obese".

The government puts chemicals like sodium in food in order to make me fat without my consent.

>>6354555
I can't group.
Call me a newfag, or whatever,
but help?

>>6354604

it's not working for me either...

>>6354602
pls respond

wut is new pass

Fatty fat fat probably is average weight now. Goddamn people.

>>6354589
Believe it or not, not everyone here cares about being hit on. It's helping me see exactly why you're single now!

>>6354602

email me new password please

>>6354632

>>6354634
I have the password and will put it on the facebook group if someone invites me.

>>6354236
Average weight? Your pic, OP, is not average weight. It is not "healthy," it is not "curvy," it is not just "thick," it is atrocious and fat. Don't you dare call that average weight. I don't care if a true average weight person decides to cosplay a skinny character because a lot of character designs are very skinny and too perfect to be achieved by everyone. If they want to have fun, let them! However, if you are fat and you're trying to wear something that doesn't flatter you and isn't meant to be seen by human eyes, please reconsider. You are not going to have fun if you're going to be ridiculed and the whole point of cosplay is to have fun.

There's no damn way there's so many fat people just because of genetics. Its not very hard to limit what you eat, you don't even need to salads. Dressing has a lot calories anyway. On your time off, set a twin-bell alarm clock every 2 hours(1.5 hours if you have work) and do 5 minutes exercise you want (jumping jacks, jump rope, dancing to youtube videos, Pilates, whatever the fuck you want as long as its easy to access). You want to eat a cookie? Buy just one from the bakery section of the store, don't buy a whole fucking box. Limit sugar intake, avoid MSG, I mean there's even healthy alternatives for pasta and pizza out there if cheese doesn't give you acne like it does me. I feel ashamed of my country to see fat women everywhere I look in America. Get your act together, it isn't that hard to at least be skinny fat.

>>6354646
HOW DO YOU FIND THE GROUP!?

>>6354654
>merica bombed Japan with the atom bomb
>Japan invents High Frustose corn syrup
touche Japan, your revenge was sweet, literally

>>6354660
facebook / cgl.seagulls

>>6354572
>gets called out on being immature
>does the exact same immature thing
wat

>>6354670
WTF
I still can't get on it.
'Page Not Found'

>>6354717
you have to be invited to see the page

RIP cgl chat

>>6354723
Oh, wow I am an idiot.

>this is thin privilege

>>6354725
NO. WE WILL PROSPER

>>6354732
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A PROFESSIONAL

>>6354732
>implying real women can't do that too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZAWFajua7g

>>6354732
>mfw

HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE SHE'S FLYING

>>6354748
>mfw this happened in my city
>mfw this fat bitch took away a spot from someone who actually HAD talent

I absolutely despise people like this. If you love you're body, that's all well in good, but don't try forcing us to love it too. She wasn't good by any standard, and was a complete joke.

>>6354748
This is pretty much the main reason I quit watching this show and only watch the highlight reel. I don't find acts like these funny or cute; I just feel embarrassed for everyone involved.

they all deserve public shaming. like this one.

>>6354732

Damn she's good. As I haven't actually been to any strip clubs I don't have much frame of reference, but I can't imagine everyone can too that.

>>6354786
I don't think she's a stripper anon; probably burlesque or something.

>inb4 same thing

>>6354782
This is the best example of justice I can think of. She was a fucking moron to think she could do that carrying that much weight.

>>6354782
My pain tolerance must be high because I tore my ACL and PCL and continued skiing the next day

>>6354782
I know a "dancer" that is just like that. She teaches a dancing class (taught), guessing she was fired.

She gained like 30lbs in 5 months after turning 21. This is why you never date a woman under 25. It'll save you from getting stuck with a hambeast.

>>6354790
>>6354786
competitive pole dancer. She also teaches it. Not a stripper, just really good at what she does.

>>6354430
You sound upset

nobody give the pass to delko

>>6354486
listen you cow, "full retard" hasn't been cool since 2005. Stop eating the leftovers we left for reddit, meatball head.

>>6354827
OoOoOoO!!! So Edgay. Told/10, so told shane, you've been so told.

Ive seen so many tits on cglchat, its just right now the only females that frequent are solude the ham slab and obasu the cake faced bitch queen.
What the fuck happened to the QTs like lexxy and chokalate? oh wait yeah they were on cglchat2

OP's back in town

>>6354843
these aren't fat people I can laugh at.

>>6354856

>>6354732
This really makes me want to locate a gym that offers pole dance lessons. It's a great workout apparently.

dat dep durr durr

captcha: average ungenef

More average bf% big beautiful person

>>6354842
hi hobbes, forget your mad jam?

>>6354842
>>6354879
Oh hobbes is online? I guess that explains the locked tinychat with two people camming right now. Obasu is stripping again

So cglchat is closed off. Oh well.

>>6354893
read >>6354892

no idea how long until whats-his-face busts and the session is over

>>6354899
Pics of Obasu?

>>6354900
I have no pics of Obasu. Might be able to find some in the archive.
she has a nice fit-girl body though

>>6354911
meh, alright I guess.

>>6354919
actually just look up "clannad" for almost an exact anime counterpart

>>6354236
AVERAGE!?

AVERAGE YOU SAY!?

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA WHAT AVERAGE EVEN MEANS!?

It's not average if one could feed an entire village with your carcass.

>>6354919
So, basically she has a husband but camwhores to some skinny guy with emo hair? That's what archive makes it seem like.

>>6354486
I bet you're a sweet little boy who listens to his mom and just likes to let out his frustrations on the interwebs.

>>6354927
He's not here anymore. He actually looked about 27, so I highly doubt your statement is justifiable.

>>6354929
I said nothing about age.

>>6354925
yes. she gets away with it because her husband doesn't know any english so he cant see what goes on here.

>>6354936
You want to be my efap waifu?

>>6354790
>>6354811

Hmm... I hadn't considered that, I haven't been to any burlesque shows either, I don't know a whole lot about where people actually pole dance. Either way, she's amazing and I am not surprised she could teach it and complete at it.

>>6354866

I don't mean to be cruel, but her boobs just make me sad. A lot of bigger girls will put on weight there, but she doesn't seem to. At least her face could be pretty is she did her make up well and everything. She does seem to have nice cheek bones.

Being of average weight and average body fat doesn't necessarily make you not a fatass.
>tfw I look like pixyteri with a 21.5 bmi.

>>6355080
>>tfw I look like pixyteri with a 21.5 bmi.

I would not wish that upon my worst enemies

Obvious troll is obvious troll

>>6355411
>obvious troll
>226 replies

Fat people are Untermenschen who should be killed on sight. They're like fat larvae that are eating our Gardens of Eden with their never-ending hunger, that is impossible to satiate, bar with the taste of Death itself.

this place must be terrible for people's insecurities.

>>6354336
the ring is candy

>>6356597
this statement is a paradox

>>6356784
your fat

>>6358903

>>6358903
...You're*

>>6358967
You're chocolate starfish?