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Hey Hey kids!

How are you all this evening?

>> No.6345410
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And before anyone asks, makeup guide.

>> No.6345475

Hello Gropey! I have no questions at the moment. In fact, I've only ever asked one question and it was kind of dumb. But your answer really did help me; I have an idea what I want to do as an occupation now. Thank you!

>> No.6345481

Hi, Gropey! I did my first bodypaint this weekend and I was wondering if you had a suggestion for what to do about the skin colour around the eyes?

>> No.6345482

>>6345475
Really? Do share!

>> No.6345497

>>6345481
This is going to sound stupid, but similarly colored facial makeup, such as greasepaint.

>> No.6345531

Hi gropey!
I had a question.
I'm doing a Kneesocks cosplay, and using tights and then Ben nye for my face. Will ben nye work for my hands, wrists down?

>> No.6345547

>>6345531
As everyone has asked before, you can, but no matter what you WILL eventually get smudging and smearing.

The only option that is 100% smear-proof is alcohol based airbrush body paint, and that requires special remover.

>> No.6345561

>>6345497

Is it safe to use on the waterline? How would I go about applying it? I'll be wearing circle lenses with it, if it matters.

>> No.6345567

>>6345547
I apologize, I hadn't seen it asked before. How long do you estimate it would take for it to start smearing if its sealed and barrier'd?

>> No.6345565

>>6345561
Never used it myself, but I have heard folks using it before.

>> No.6345571 [DELETED] 

So I bought two pairs of light grey tights for my Dolorosa cosplay, one to wear normally in case my skirt hikes up at all during photos so it's not just LOL randum pink leg, and one pair to make into armsocks because all day convention, painting hands, fuck that noise.

Does anyone have a link to or a cap of that pantyhose armstocking tutorial? It was made by someone cosplaying a Weeping Angel, and I really liked how their seams looked.

>> No.6345577

>>6345567
That depends on how well you apply the barrier and sealant, the quality your using, how much you sweat, the ambient humidity, how much incidental contact your making etc etc...

Short answer: I don't know :D

>> No.6345597

>>6345577
Wow. Helpful.

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>>6345597
You fucking know it!

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Evening Gropes. Stupid question, how do I make prince gumballs crown?

>> No.6345636

>>6345620
Go to a hobby shop. Get a sheet of plastic card (basically a paper sized sheet of modeling plastic). Spraypaint it gold or yellow, bend and secure with a jiff rivet. Hot glue a chunk of comb or hair clips to secure to hair or wig. Flat backed plast gem, hot glue, Bam.

Done.

>Captcha: place sshota
This is not the time or place for shota, mister snake.

>> No.6345650

Whats new in life for you, Mr. Clown?

>> No.6345668

>>6345650
Got a part time at the local Ripley's Believe it or not museum for some extra christmas money. Taking school and private tour groups and acting as curator and a walking curiosity doing simple sideshow stuff like blockhead and eating fire.

>> No.6345673

>>6345668
Thats weird... I used the post entry at the top, and it didn't have my trip.

How do I toggle the quick-reply on/off?

>> No.6345687

>>6345673
Use the settings in the top right corner of the page to change it

>> No.6345708

>>6345687
Ah. Thanks I can not into technology. I assumed it was with the post box with the rest of the stuff.

>> No.6345733

Go die in a gay fire Gropey. No one likes you but douchebag suckups and fat girls. You're ruining /cgl/ with your cancer. Go get raped by a tiger with aids.

>> No.6345740

>>6345733
I love you too!

>> No.6345761

>>6345410
holy crap so relevant to what I am planning, sweet! Also I have a question about removal. I know certain sealants need some sort of remover, what about Ben Nye? What is the best way to remove all that crap? Does everything usually come off easily or is there something special I need to buy?

>> No.6345763

>>6345733

I don't know, I've only seen him be helpful and awesome in threads.

>> No.6345792

>>6345761

The best way I've found, hands down, is cold cream. Just spread it on, doesn't have to be too thick, let it sit for 30 seconds or so, then wipe it all off with tissues. Then, wash your face normally.

>> No.6345814

>>6345636
Ah...there are no more hobby shops in my area. The closest one is in maryland...damn

>> No.6345816

>>6345761
Again, stupid answer: Makeup remover. Get the wet wipes for ease, and the bottle for big jobs. Good soap and scrubbing works too, just not as well. But as >>6345792 said, cold creme works too.

FUN FACT: the term "Hammy", or "being a ham" is an old vaudeville theater term refering to performers who are really bad or cheesy, and thus don't make much money... and have to use ham lard rather than cold cream to remove their makeup.

>> No.6345820

>>6345814
Order some offline.
http://www.amazon.com/Plasticard-Variety-Gale-Force-Nine/dp/B001DT3VYO

>> No.6345831

What are some really good sealants? I've heard of Ben Nye, but what about Graftobian/other brands?

>> No.6345842

>>6345792
>>6345816
Thanks guys! Ive just been told that makeup remover doesnt always do the job, I figured there would be some super secret special way to get the job done, haha. :)

>> No.6345850

Okay, dumbest question ever. But it has to do with these Mehron tubes you used in the OP pic. Do you just..... apply them straight from the stick?

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>>6345831
Read my guide in the second post. I suggest Mehron Barrier/sealant spray.

>>6345842
Only if you use shitty makeup remover. Get professional goods, and you'll get professional results.

>>6345850
Those are roll-ons yes. You can also use it like a little pallet with a brush.

>> No.6345909

>>6345867
Thanks Mr. Clown!

>> No.6345926

>>6345909
You're welcome.

>> No.6345983

Bump

>> No.6346016

>>6345983
Slow board, and its late for most folks.

How are you?

>> No.6346185

>>6346016
Guess they left. anymore questions or should I go drink?

>> No.6346198

Why don't you do commissons?

>> No.6346239
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>>6346198
I do, but only certain things. Mostly Historic reproductions/recreation gear from metal and leather, leather fetish and art pieces and to occasional sculpture if the mood strikes me.

I also make sideshow and circus props with my grandfather when he feels in the mood.

Pic related. 15th century hardened leather elbows.

Do you have something in mind?

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>>6346239
And here is some of my bronze casting.

>> No.6346294

>>6346185
So do you drink alone or what?

>> No.6346307

>>6346294
Only when people are bussy. My major problem is that since I don't work a regular job, I have alot of down time (one of the reasons for the part time I mentioned). I also have the bad luck of being in the historic triangle, when 99.9% of all my friends live in (and work/go to school) in Richmond or Norfolk. I am still debating if its worth the money to move, as I am leaving VA next spring.

And its not that I drink alone or with people. Im always drinking. I most likely got a problem, but I function, so I don't care.

>> No.6346338

How can I make myself look legitly dead? Not zombie but just corpse like. For Halloween I'm have a chest burster from alien popping out of me and I need to look dead. Any suggestions or guides from anyone?

>> No.6346352

>>6346338
As I mentioned in other threads, its about the right parlour and exaggerating facial lives to create the illusions of sallow and sunken features. High light around the cheek bones, the dimples, the temples, the eye sockets and the lower jaw, and use a mixture of 4 parts white, 1 part yellow, 1/2 part grey and a dab of red to make a base for skin tone. Fiddle with it till you look dead.

>> No.6348048

>>6346352
Ok el-Gropo. I don't like you, but I need help.

I'm getting married soon, but my grandmother wants me to hide my 00 gage ears for my wedding photos.

wat do?

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>>6348048
Congratulations. Don't fuck it up.

I swear by Kaos skin-plugs. Here is the page for 00 gauge.
http://www.kaossoftwear.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=172&zenid=e1l00v9cqbvnspuuh662bo
ffc0

Just match as close to your skin tone as possible, and from a distance, you can't tell. You can even pierce them with jeweler's standard earings if you wish.

If you want to go all-out, get your plugs, seal the seams with liquid latex, and blend with makeup.

Pic is my plugs. I keep a pair with my nose.

>> No.6348096

>>6348077
Anyone else? I have an hour to kill. Sup?

>> No.6348318

>>6348077
Not the one who asked the question, but thanks for the link Gropey. Just ordered some.

>> No.6348338

Have you voted yet

>> No.6348683

Hey Gropey!

Do you do psychadelics? I'm in yorktown and I've been looking for shrooms. I kinda feel that its up your alley. Email me if you do.

>> No.6348696

>>6346239
Why yes I do. I think you should move into my basement. I will feed you, water you, and take care of you if you make me things.
Your diet will consist of oreos and grape juice.

But really, nothing as of yet. I was just curious.

>> No.6348850

>>6348318
Glad to help

>>6348338
No, but I will. No, I won't say who though.

>>6348696
Hmmmm.... A tempting offer, but I require a constant supply of 90+ proof liquor and a pile of clothes that smell like old spice and sin to pass out drunk on.

>> No.6348872

>>6348850
OH! and room for my pile of broken glass and bed of nails.

>> No.6348875

Hey Grope-a-lope I'm doing a pikachu costume and as simple as it seems I can't figure out what to use for the red patches for my cheeks. Any ideas? I have no dark red lipstick or anything so that's right out!

>> No.6348887

>>6348875
Red grease paint and a brush. Use barrier spray/sealant. Bam.

...."Grope-a-lope"? Am I a majestic creature of the savannah now? What are my natural predators?

>> No.6348897

>>6348887

Your natural predators are homestucks with unsealed makeup and clergymen.

>> No.6348910

>>6348887
Seems like party city has some pretty cheap/decent paint. I'll be set if I can somehow make a perfect circle... Thanks!

>> No.6348918

>>6348897
>Homesucks
Sure.

>unsealed makeup
Indeed

>clergymen
I dunno. Most are pretty cool. Now, nuns? Yeah, I have bad memories with nuns.

>> No.6348924

>>6348910

Anything that comes in a tube for a dollar or a little black plastic tray is crap.

This is a inviolable truth

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>>6348924
Well bummer. I just want it to crack for the few hours that I'm at a concert this weekend. Where the heck else can I get something better then?

>> No.6348947

>>6348924

I dunno, I was able to get decent wear out of a basic clown white from party city; I stippled it on with a foam wedge, powdered it, and sprayed some Mehron barrier spray on it. It lasted a full 12 hours, with just a little wear where my mask rested (I was Harley Quinn)

>> No.6348952

>>6348934
whoops want it NOT to crack

>> No.6348953

>>6348934
You can use it, but I just warn you that it will probably smear and look like shit after a few minutes

I would suggest a makeup crayon if you must use halloween makeup. If you can order a ben nye makeup crayon or a little pallet jar of red, and a bottle of sealant, that would be better.

>> No.6348961

>>6348947
That was the Barrier spray. If you're going to use a professional finisher, use professional makeup. Its like buying $50 an ounce artisan cheese, and sprinkling it on a frozen pizza.

>> No.6348967

>>6348965
henna?
Though if you fuck up it'll be there a while

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6348965

Best product for a fake tattoo? I was thinking about just printing it off on temporary tattoo paper, but was wondering if using a stencil and painting it on would be better?

>> No.6348971

>>6348965
Paint or makeup would look too thick. The rub on tattoo would be your best bet, but if you have some one to henna it like >>6348967 suggests, you would be breaking the barrier of awesome. And have lots of time on your hands.

>> No.6348974

I got roped into zombiefying my whiny friend, she wants to do latex and other effects but I don't think she's going to be able to handle it. I'm trying to convince her to just let me do bruising and some blood but she's dead set on wounds and such. What's the easiest removal process or what else can I use to make gory wounds that won't be a pain to remove?
I usually use liquid latex with tissue/toilet paper and scar wax but I don't think she'll handle being uncomfortable and ruin everyone's night with her bitching.

>> No.6349003

>>6348974
How whiny a bitch we talking? Because if anything heavier than cosmetics will cause her to bitch, I would just use a brown eyeliner pencil, pale foundation and various cheap eyeshadows for color. Highlight the temples and cheeks.

not all zombies are torn to pieces.

>> No.6349018

>>6348967
>>6348971
Ha I'm actually a henna artist, but I think doing it on myself would be close to impossible. Plus henna only gets so dark.

>> No.6349022

>>6349018
You can get some fairly good quality artificial black henna at most craft stores now.

>> No.6349024

>>6348974
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71Pbw-56wi0

Also, latex prostetics have never hurt/were uncomfortable for me. Make sure to shave off any hair (ANY)- that shit is a bitch to take off then.

>> No.6349035

>>6349022
Are you talking about actual "black henna"? Or the Mehron henna ink? Black henna is actually very dangerous, since it is basically just black hair dye with ppd. There is no such thing as naturally occurring black henna

>> No.6349051

I've got a beard that ranges between a fairly dark red and blonde, and for a costume I want it to be a nice consistent brown.

I've got a friend who I know would be willing to help me out with her makeup, but I'm just wondering if you guys know of anything that would be pretty standard in a girls set of makeup that would work for this and preferably not be prone to slowly coming off every time I drink something.

>> No.6349055

>>6349035
I said artificial. Mehron is obviously my knee-jerk preference baced on brand loyalty, but other brands are carried at craft stores.

>>6349024
You're not thinking from the laymans perspective. Its not about pain, its about the constant sensation, lack of skin breathing and weight. Some people cant even stand facepaint.

>> No.6349060

>>6349051
Temporary comb-in dye. Better than the spray. Some brands come with a special remover, meaning it stays longer.

>> No.6349062

>>6349055
I dunno, I've never heard of artificial black henna that was safe. Only the henna ink.

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>>6348974

you could try looking into something called Rigid Collodion, it's really good for doing scars but I think if you did the makeup well you could make like wet open looking wounds with it.

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>>6349089
I love collodion! along with chin putty, you can do some AWESOME shit.

>> No.6349549

You around Gropey?

>> No.6349557

Gropey, you got a lot of internal demons, don't you? I get the feeling that you bottle up some bad stuff, and are not a happy person.

I want to wrap you in a blanket, give you cocao and make you feel safe. You could cry if you wanted and I wouldn't judge you. <3

>> No.6349612

Who is your girlfriend?
IS IT FRAN?

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>>6349557
I am a new-school Pagliacci and the inside of my head looks like a Bosch painting. You ain't gonna save this fool.

>>6349612
No. I just keep her locked in the attic and feed her pizza from the dumpster of the chuck-E-Cheese's. Then afterwards, we make hateful, pizza filled love under the the judging gaze of out-of date animatronic rodent characters. Cold and emotionless.

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Actually, I was wondering if anyone tried the Make Up For Ever Artistics products such as the color cream and the Aquarelle?

>> No.6350548

>>6349837
That picture stares into my soul. CREEPY. AS. FUCK.

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>>6349868
they're great. i haven't gotten many chances to work with them in depth but every time i get to they're so easy to work with. like creamy, pigmented, and just nice. the pallet is also really good, if you want more colors without having to buy each individual one.

i want it like crazy but i can't justify the price, i don't do costume makeup enough to need this but hnnnng

>> No.6350634

>>6350577
I know this is unrelated, but I just want to say that I'm glad to see you back. I missed you.

>> No.6351478

>>6349868
Never even heard of it.

>>6350548
Accept your new master. Hail the cheesy one!

>>6350577
What is the base? Oil?

>> No.6351889

Grooooooopeeeeeey! Entertain me!

>> No.6351897

>>6350634
lol thanks

>>6351478
i don't know off hand, let me look.
yup oil based. also wax.

>> No.6351909

>>6351889
What am I? Some sort of jester for your amusement? Am I some sort of performing fool thats here to do nothing but make you entertained? GOD! The nerve!

>>6351897
Most makeup as caruba wax. I don't think we met yet.

>> No.6351932

I have a feeling this hurricane is going to ruin my weekend and my halloween.

Who has questions and isn't going to psychoanalyze me?

>> No.6351940

>>6351897
still don't like you bitch.

>> No.6351949

>>6351940
Not hate. This is clown time.

>> No.6351971

How did I miss this thread!
Oh well. Hello there Gropey. How are you today?

>> No.6351972

>>6351971
Feeling blah, but no biggy. How are you Cactinon?

>> No.6351989

>>6351972
Decent. Don't feel like going to work tomorrow, but I have to. Also thinking about actually trying to look like a girl with make-up. But normally that just takes way too much effort for me to care.

>> No.6351990

>>6351932
Does asking how sex works with a penis piercing count as psychoanalyzing?

>> No.6351997

>>6351990
seconding this.

>> No.6352005

>>6351989
I'm sure you're pretty, makeup or no.

>>6351990
No, it dosn't. To answer your question, it works REALLY well. It may seem like it would be uncomfortable for a lady, but the jewelry I wear is all smooth, and it adds texture, pressure and sensation. Anal is a little tricker, but once you get it in, and everything is lubed and relaxed, it works wonders.

They wont automatically make you and awesome lover though. You still need to know what you're doing to make your partner happy, but they enhance the experience with good technique.

Why?

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>>6352005
UMMM
Research.
Clown sex research. In which I hope to research in person.
On a serious note I just wasn't really sure how it would work with the piercing. I figured it wouldn't IMPEDE sex but I guessed it might make it weird.

>> No.6352012

>>6352005
Why thank you Gropey.
I know I need to eventually learn how. Right now I only really know gore make up for haunted houses.

>> No.6352022

>>6352011
I won't lie, some people get intimidated by the jewerly, and I still have five more to do. Then again, the jewelry is usual less intimidating than my over all equipment. I've had a potential partner who thought I had a little barbell or something turn pale, and back down after seeing the goods XD.

I don't know if I should feel insulted or proud.

>> No.6352026

>>6352022
It all depends on if you're exaggerating or not! If not feel proud and I'll see you in a few months. If so... I'll drink with you at least.

>> No.6352025

>>6352005
i'm trying to convince my BF to get one.
no shame even, they look fucking cool

>> No.6352028

>>6352011
Why do you have hope of doing field research on such a subject? Everyone knows clowns are the brutal rapists of the ocean!

Or is that dolphins? I always get them confused!

>> No.6352033 [DELETED] 

>>6352026
...And why would you be seeing me in a few months?

>> No.6352031

>>6352026
If you're that curious, im sure my tackle and all its (current) shiny bits are floating around the BME archives somewhere.

>> No.6352034

>>6352026
...And why would you be seeing me in a few months? You know im kinda pursuing someone right now, yes?

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>>6352028
Dunno it just seems interesting! I'm not going to lie and boast of crazy wacky things in bed but in theory that stuff seems like it could be fun! I've mostly just had vanilla sex so stuff like that makes me really curious as to how it would work and I'd like to maybe try it! I've never even kissed a guy with a tongue ring before :(

>> No.6352045

>>6352034
Also that was mostly a joke, there's no way I'm going up to VA(?) any time soon let alone to have freaky clown sex.

>> No.6352061

>>6352045
I don't do random hookups. I've mentioned before my fear of STD's and loosing my piercing certs. I am also sure you wouldn't be ready for my perversions. I am a sick and twisted fuck.

If you ever have questions though, feel free to ask. I will always be frank and honest, because frankly, sometimes you have an embarassing question that needs a straight answer. My email is always available.

>> No.6352066

>>6352061
>Email is always available
>No email for the past million posts
Why gropes :( What kind of perversions does that entail? Dressing up in drag and doing the hula?

>> No.6352068

Do you still accept thanks in the form of fan art, dirty pictures and hot wings Gropey?

>> No.6352082

>>6352066
Obviously, only ever in a safe, sane and consensual fashion, and I would never force anything on anyone (unless that is their kink) but some of my more mild kinks include

Aggressive assault/rape play
Breath play/control
Surgical play including sutures and scalples
needle/piercing play
sensory deprivation
sensory overload and overstimulation
nipple and pussy pumps
fire play
degridation/humiliation
extreme body modification
etc etc etc.

>>6352068
Always.

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>>6352082
dear god

>> No.6352104

>>6351932
Gropey, do you like chocolate chip cookies?
I think I'm addicted to them.

>> No.6352105

>>6352095
These are mild to me. Not that I don't enjoy a good vanilla fuck now and again, but I always will be aggressive. Biting, hair pulling, threats, orgasm control etc.

You know the whole joke about "consensual sex in the missionary position"? Thats no joke. Eventually you get so jaded that it becomes kinky. I call it the theory of recursive kink.

If you wish, we can change the subject.

>> No.6352108

>>6352104
I do. I love cookies. Chocolate is AWESOME.

>> No.6352115

>long list of freaky kinks

And then I walk in. Hi, Gropey!

>> No.6352116

>>6352105

what is this thing with pussy pumps? the weird, overinflated vagina thing is not sexy.

>> No.6352117

>>6352082
Hmm... I can maybe do the aggressive assault/rape play, those involving sensory deprivation or overload, and probably breath play/control

turns out I might just be 2vanilla4u

>> No.6352119

>>6352108
Yes, yes THEY ARE

I'm just derping around, while waiting for cookies to cook.

Should I make chocolate cheesecake next?

>> No.6352121

>>6352116
Its about the increased sensitivity of the nerve endings, and the texture/tightness. I enjoy it, but i know that its extreme to most people, and many partners would never think of it. Different strokes for different folks.

>>6352117
Corrupting innocent young women in sick perversions is also a kink of mine! How convenient!

>>6352119
NO. Because its mean to tease me like that.

>> No.6352127

>>6352116
Oh, it might also help to mention, I don't like it done grotesquely huge. when it gets so swollen it deforms, it gets comical.

>> No.6352134

Im sickened, but curious. And also a little turned on...

What have you done to me Grope-a-lope! D:

>> No.6352154

>>6352134
Nothing that wasn't already there in your head.

NEW SUBJECT: CHEESECAKE
THE CAKIEST CHEESE, OR THE CHEESIEST CAKE?

>> No.6352165

>>6352154
Cakiest cheese. I could not think of cheesecake as a dairy group.

>> No.6352167

>>6352154
I've never actually liked cheese cake! It's the cream cheese that does me in. I just can't stand the taste of it and I can sniff it out like a drug dog can sniff whores. Or crack, whatever it is that they sniff. Coconut is the same.

>> No.6352169

>>6352165
I see your argument... But would it be acceptable to call blue/black/straw/bousinberry or cherry cheesecake, a fruit?

I say yes.

>> No.6352176

>>6352169
>>6352165
You absolutely need to try Japanese cheesecake!
It's so floofy... like eating some sort of heavenly cheese cloud

>> No.6352173

>>6352169
Fruit ribbons in it? No. Real fruit in syrup on top? Certainly. As a professional I fully support this.

>> No.6352190

>>6352173
I mean actual globs of syrup coated fruit.

>>6352176
You had me at "cheesecake".

Oh god. I am the cheesecake and sex guy now, arn't I? A fortuneteller told me this would happen!

>> No.6352196

>>6352190
All hail the cheesecake and sex guy!

>> No.6352197

>>6352066
So... You email him yet? I will if you will. I don't want to ask questions alone >.>;;

>> No.6352200

>>6352197
No... he answered my sexy time questions so I'm pretty well sated. Jesus wept grow some ovaries it's an anonymous email!

>> No.6352202

>>6352200
But be honest, are you weirded out yet?

>> No.6352201

>>6352196
Oh, I guess its alright.

>>6352197
Just email me or ask here. I'm not going to rape you through the monitor or judge you.

>> No.6352207

>>6352197
Don't be scared! Gropey is nice via email as well.

He doen't know ho to use Rapidshare though, so photodumps are unrequestable! Bawww.

>> No.6352203

what does gropey look like?

>> No.6352209

>>6352202
Nope, just curious as to how a lot of your kinks would be accomplished. Like I said I've only had vanilla sex so I can't possibly fathom most of it without seeing it/experiencing it. I guess it wouldn't be incorrect to call what I feel morbid curiosity.

>> No.6352211
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>>6352203
Like a tall bad boy with a (from what I've seen) slight tummy and muscles. My cup of tea.

>> No.6352212

>>6352211

hnng now i'm even more curious :9

>> No.6352216

>>6352203
Im not pleasant. Trust me.

>>6352207
Im uploading to media fire now! Clown smut, ahoy!

>>6352209
what do you mean?

>> No.6352218

>>6352216
I was just giving you shit but YAAAAAAAAY!

>> No.6352220

>>6352212
He's on the tripfag list. He's ok looking. you can tell from his nose and cheek he's been in lots of fights, and thats a turn off for me :l

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AiNj4IYXyx2UdE1QSkNndmdYaHJLVFdxblp0OWx1LXc&hl=en_U
#gid=0

>> No.6352223

>>6352212
http://i.imgur.com/dOzz6.jpg

There is also some banging pics of him in knights armor somewhere. I like burly guys with just a little chub ;3

>> No.6352227

>>6352218
Well, yeah TAKE THAT!

>>6352223
I look awefull in that picture... It was a crappy magazine shoot.

>> No.6352230

>>6352216
I just wouldn't know how to go about doing some of your kinks, I don't know how else to explain it! Like needle play, I assume it involves needles but that's about as far as i can get... Basic moves I got down pat but everything else I learn by doing not reading!

>> No.6352236

>>6352223
Also the nose nail freaks me out a little but I could try to work around it

>> No.6352240

>>6352230
To be frank, most of my kinks are the kind of things that you'd only ever want an experienced dom, with professional knowledge that you would trust your life to.

For me, needle play includes temporary piercings, pinning things open/shut. lacing things through the skin, and sometimes simply the sensation. I am also a professional body modification artist. This means, I know needles. This means, I know the risks and dangers.

Don't try it at home.

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>>6352236
Well, I AM a sideshow performer. I suppose that smashing cinderblocks off my crotch with a sledgehammer is "weird" too! You're so shallow!

:P

Here, have me being dapper.

>> No.6352246

>>6352240
Well I've got two fairly decent sized tattoos but I don't know that I'd be able to mix sex and needles. Could be interesting... I sound brave over the internet but in bed fairly timid :|

>> No.6352244 [DELETED] 

>>6352242
Gah. I just noticed the massive zit in that pic. I also hated how short my hair was. Old pic.

>> No.6352250

>>6352246
My first tattoo was done with a bone needle I carved, using squid and walnut ink. Mt friend did it by hand over a non-stop stretch of 14 hours.

It wasn't a smart idea for a first tattoo.
HEY NURSE! Check your email! Sent you the link.

>> No.6352259

>>6352250
Uuhhhh I just got it done professionally, nothing fancy. I think I will email you and talk more about tattoos and kinks!

>> No.6352263

>>6352250
Sweet! Thank you, sir!

>> No.6352271

Well, this thread has gotten a little too fanwanky. I'm gonna let it die and take a short break from /cgl/ because I got shit to do anyways. If anyone needs me or has questions, you have my email.

see you later folks!

>> No.6352282

>>6352211
So you'd snoo snoo with him? I would even if he rapes me.

especially if he rapes me o///o

>> No.6352284

>>6352207
You're right! Hes a sweety <3

>> No.6354676

>>6352105
Orgasm control sounds like it could be fun. How would one do this?

>> No.6354688

>>6354676
It involves keeping the person on the edge of climax but preventing them from going over.

Supposed to make it better once it finally does happen.

>> No.6355152

>>6354688
....I want to try this now.