/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Any way to deal with flabby arms or am I deluding myself? I get that spot reduction isn't a thing, but I'm otherwise pretty slender and they look comical.

Hey guize

>>6350722
Check dem dubs niggas

>>6350721
Totally, you rub toothpaste and bleach on your fat bits, that should get rid of the fat

>>6350721
read the /fit/ sticky and cut till the fat is gone
also this >>6350729

>>6350721

post pix. just arms don't need to whore yourself out

DerpQueen please be my wife.

>>6350721
Build up your triceps.

God-tier tricep exercises:
>Dips
>Weighted dips
>Close-grip bench press
>Lying E-Z bar tricep extension behind the head
>Cable kickbacks

How do i tone up for summer?

Hai, was wondering what I can do to tone my upperbody. I don't want big muscles but I just want to tone my abs and arms a little. Thanks ;)

>>6350727
S-sempai

>>6350732
pullups, push ups variations and planks.

>>6350718
This is now a
>tfw no gf

tread

>Taking a dump
>oh shit no tp
>call out to my hunny bunny
>baby need tp
>oh wait
>tfw no gf

>>6350734
>whiteknighting in a troll thread
Rover as fuck brah

>>6350737
Stop plastering your stupid shit all over fit pls

>>6350742
/fit/ loves PT as much as we do.

>>6350732
Replace 3 instances of packaged food with HFCS with fruit
In 2 meals a day, replace an oily, salty meat with something leaner (get some siracha sauce)
Go for a 30min run during your 4chan time

>Implying I didn't just get trolled

>>6350737
I'll buy you all the cute little costumes you want as long as you make me some oatz filled with love in the morning.

>>6350732
Also, the term "tone" is wrong.
If you want larger muscles, you will need to do resistance training. If you want your current muscles to be more defined, you will need to lose weight.
Doing many reps of low weight will not help you achieve larger/more defined musculature, but it *can help you lose weight (but is terribly inefficient)

>>6350740
What are these, can you big men post a video of you doing these so I can do them? I was thinking I want to Tone myself, these sound strenuous and hard, like I'd build big muscles. I still need to look good in my costumes not like a manwoman freak.

/r/ nudes of flan.
Anyone have?

>>6350753
read the sticky

>>6350731
Squats and oats.

>>6350732
'Toning' is actually this bullshit invention of the diet and health club industries. What it really boils down to is bodyfat vs muscle mass.

Cut (calorie deficit, low carb high protein diet, regular exercise three times a week), then do a little lifting at your regular caloric intake to gain some muscle definition. You should then be 'toned'.

>>6350737
If this is really you, I love you, pls respon.

>>6350751
I refuse to share my steel cut oats

>>6350753
If you are being serious, you won't get to where you want to be without hard work.
Read the sticky, cmon now

>>6350760
>>6350758
ffs, this was supposed to be a troll thread because that bitch derpqueen keeps posting that shit on /fit/.
You all belong on /r9k/.
>implying I haven't saved every picture from derpqueens facebook

>>6350757
>>6350763
What is this ol' stickeroo you guys speak of?

>>6350758
Terrible trip not knowing what toning actually is.
>the tendency for your muscles to remain partially flexed while not under any strain

It has been misconstrued by the industry, not fucking invented
once again, trips not knowing shit

>>6350761
That's fine I only eat Quaker. Girls that eat oats are sexy.

>>6350772
What did I do?
I havent been there in a while are you sure they have the same trip as me?

>>6350753
I know you're probably going to stop reading at

>bodybuilding.com

But do what this man says.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=129247741

>>6350773
I'll give you the ol' stickaroo

>>6350773
>ol'
fitizen detected

>>6350779
>again if this is really you I love you

>>6350779
They are just hating because they make the threads and I post that you're sexy. They all think I'm silly for some reason..

>>6350782
>>6350784
>>6350781
>Obviously

>>6350773
>Ol' stickeroo

SHE'S ONE OF US.

>>6350794
lel

>>6350779
w-will u b my qt 3.14 waifu?
P-please respond ;_;

>>6350797
let's meet up?
>no homo

>>6350797

Where's Chokelate?

I have a cock to give her.

Somebody bring me Chokelate!!!

>>6350802
>pls be in London

How do I go about losing my tummy? Stress has caused my weight to go to my tummy instead of all over.

>>6350806
>pls move to Florida

>>6350814
lipo

>>6350812
Sorry I a actually in PA
Would gymbro if I ever go down there.

>>6350814
Are you sure it isn't all the shit you've been eating?

Well I'm a dude but I may as well ask while I'm here

Due to a combination of being kinda home-bound due to no car/broke I can't quite do gyms yet, but I do have a pull-up bar and some 10 lb weights i fashioned to either end of a broomstick to basically make a 20 lb weight (poorfagging it up).

I use the broomstick contraption pretty often but it's not doing a ton, whereas the pullup bar...well I can't quite do a single pull up, and my arms actually hurt after like 4-5 negatives.

What's a good way to build up enough strength/energy to start with an actual pull-up schedule? As it is right now I just kinda dick around until my arms hurt which is obvious dumbassery.

>>6350806
>mfw I see this posted every day and I actually live in London

>>6350821
>>6350817
Yall aint nice, she just needs to run a cycle of dbol and tren, while doing SS + GOMAD

>>6350821
My diet has never changed, and it's not a bad one, I keep it balanced. My mum gets the same thing when she is under stress

>>6350827
My broscience detector is going off the scale

>>6350806
>female /fit/izens

>>6350828
Fuck man go to sleep it's goddamn late. Although the human body only needs two hours of sleep a night to rebuild.

>>6350825
Can't do a pullup. I hope you're fat as fuck.

Bodyweight exercises until you can set up real weights, dips, pushups, squats, running

>>6350834
>midnight
>late
>implying 2 hours is enough
>implying it isn't 2 hours REM you need

Why is /sp/ filled with such creeps? I thought you guys were basically the same, but they're way dumber.

>>6350827
> Have got a fat belly
> Diet isn't bad

I guess you should eat less and burn more calories

Oh heavenly blessed beauty DerpQueen pls come back

>>6350833
No progress pics for you.

>>6350835
Why are you such skinnyfat attention whores?

if you can't do a pullup use a chair to help support. leave as much weight as needed on the chair, pull the rest up. eventually switch to one leg. then an unassisted pullup.

>>6350842
>female
>progress
Don't make me laugh, what do you deadlift? LMAO1PLATE!?!!?

>>6350835
They come off as creepy as they're terrified of females. With /fit/ all being homo, we don't have the same problem.
>n-no homo

>>6350832

6' and 165 lbs. Not so much fat as out-of-shape, which is what i'm trying to work on.

What bodyweight excercises do you recommend?

>>6350825
Firstly, don't think that you're trying to pull your weight up onto the bar. Grab it and imagine you're pulling it down.

If you can't do one full rep, jump up and grab the bar, then do negatives until failure (half the range of motion).

If you're still having trouble, hang from the bar with your arms locked out, then halfway up, for as long as you can.

Inability to chinups and pullups is mostly a mental block rather than lack of strength in my experience.

I eat half a rice cake every other day, weigh 74, and barely have enough energy to get out of bed

Is this healthy? y/n

Anybody have more pics of Loaseux?

please respond

>tfw Loaseux, Miyu, or charms will never be my gym bro

>>6350849
Actually I DL LMAO2.5!PLAET!! Faggot.

Can anyone post nudes of flan?
I'll love you forever.

can someone post the hottest asuka cosplay from here?

>>6350857
Can I place my balls over your eye sockets and have you deadlift them off with your eye lids?

>>6350856
y, the body only needs 20 calories a week to function, you just need some vitamins.

>>6350849
Swami, pls go.

>>6350857
Yeah fucking right bitch.
There's no way. That must be just below 2x bw for you

>>6350856
sounds like you could use more rice cakes
try anally inserting them. i hear you get energy faster from that.

>>6350819
Where at in PA? I live in hatfield and state college pls respond

>>6350875
That's disgusting.

>>6350718

Move da fuck out da whey

>>6350866
No it isn't, I weigh 120, 5'10". A plaet weighs 20 lbs right?
>>6350875
pic related, also jeff pls go

>>6350875
jeff pls

DO YOU COSPLAYS GAYS HAVE ANY TRAPS????????????

>>6350875
pls go jeff

>>6350891
I was in West PA once, on tour, we went to a town called Ford City and everyone believed in ghosts

>can't make that shit up

>>6350896
Yeah PA is huge, mostly shitty aside from NE, SE and Pittsburgh.

>>6350892
>>6350891
>>6350886
>>6350878
"How ya doin?"

>>6350891
20kg actually
lmao2.5plate would be 120kg
>s-sorry for crushing your dreams

>>6350891
>5'10"
King of the manlets lol, enjoy getting nowhere in life.
>6ft 7inch pen0r master race reporting in btw

Cardio is so important /fit/ doesn't know anything about work out advice. Insert generic exercises.

eat sleep run lift enough said

>>6350904
>manlet
The average height for women is around 5'8 I believe

>>6350903
We played a show in Pittsburgh, chill people and chill city
>7/10 would visit again

>>6350900
Jeff Seid thread?

Hi /fit/.
What does it feel like to have a penis?

>>6350910
Pretty good.
feels even better having one in your mouth though.

>>6350903
Ay gurl you sexy gurl know what I'm saying you got a donk know what I'm saying?

>>6350772
Changed trip.
I know who did it and I am sorry for them trolling you, they are an angry beta that is jelly.
Excuse their behavior wont happen again.
Now please delete this thread.

>>6350915
DerpQueen pls have my babies and make my oatz.

A-Any girls want to be my dominant qt 3.14 gf? I deadlift 390 and have good facial aesthetics because my mom has dat jawline.

>>6350915
No, we are here now

>>6350799
A+ that made me laugh.

>>6350913
I can twerk baby, so yeah I got the donk.

>>6350910
An alarm in your pants that says "I WANT TO FUCK THAT" even if there are no girls and you're in math class and the teacher calls on you to demonstrate a problem on the board in front of everyone so you desperately hide it against the wall and hope it goes away by the time you finish writing so you write as slow as possible but it never fully goes away so you have to walk awkwardly back to your desk hoping nobody notices.

>>6350915
I love you, I want to marry you and have a family together.

>>6350915
>>6350924
Post nudes of flan and then I will tell my bitch VicViper to delete the thread.

>>6350910
Feels hard and hot and... insistent

>11-17... boners... boners everywhere.
'Tuck it in your waistband, bro...' 'Oh, fuck, everyone can tell I have a boner...' 'No, it's ok, Ill just saty here, you go ahead...'
Meanwhile at home... welp, it's been over 6 hours since I last jerked off, better drain the snake... tissues, tissues everywhere...

>>6350915
You are a heavenly blessed beauty among peons on this board. I would like you to be my irl waifu, I am the king of manlets and I would like you to be my DerpQueen.

>>6350915
You know if they do delete it someone will just make another one.

>>6350942
I dont want to see her naked, Derpqueen is the only one that does anything for me

>>6350950
He wants some flan ladyboy nudes. I agree seeing Derp nude would ruin my impression of her perfectness.

>>6350950
Also I could shoop some fakes of derpqueen if you'd be interested

>>6350950
>her

>>6350915
Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.

Now that I think about it, /sp/ is better. Unless they like the Packers.

>>6350941
At least I did my best to try and clear it up.
I made friends with this guy a couple weeks ago and I kept telling him I had a boyfriend, he seemed cool we played smashbros together. I ended up using his comp and I guess he saved my trip which was stupid of me. But anyway he got mad that I rejected him and said I only wanted to be bros, he asked for me to sleep over I told him I was going to leave now and gave him a highfive and left. He went around telling people I was crazy and it was very difficult to make friends because of him. I hope he is reading this right now. If so I do not remember what your name so you did not leave an imprint in my mind really, enjoy your life and try to be more of an adult, not a little girl.

>>6350956
>he

I'm starting to develop a stomach flap. It doesn't show through clothing but it still worries me a bit.
How do I get rid of it without leaving my house? The only equipment I have is porn and an exercise bike.

>>6350964
I love you, pls respond

>>6350910
Feels awful. A vagina would be better. Wanna trade?

>>6350964
TITS OR GTFO.

>>6350966
Diet.

>>6350964
and just to feel like I'm contributing to the thread *ahem*
>tfw you will never get to play smashbros with derpqueen and then be her bro

>>6350976
Those are abs, sweetie. And no, ripped chicks are the best.

>>6350964
Cool story bro, I bet you're a fucking casual.
What char do you play on super smash?

female here. starting to develop whatever "muscles on your stomach" are called. is that a turnoff??

>>6350976
Yes, men like fat bisches

>>6350966

If it's fat, losing it is just about diet so eat 10x your bodyweight in lbs a day. Diet is absolutely everything when it comes to losing weight. Limit carbs too, because carb-heavy foods are less lean-muscle promoting.

If lose skin, preparation H for less severe cases. Bulk up a bit with muscle too. Worst case scenerio is to weight for it to go away, or to get a tummy tuck.

>>6350976
Never

>>6350978
>bro
Bitch I want to marry this girl.

>>6350976
Not in the slightest

>>6350974
Kirby I spam A key umad?

>>6350954

>>6350964
>Drama
>Over 4chan

Only a woman

>>6350976

Nope not a turn off. Non-dominant girls are a turn off.

>p-please dominate me

>>6350966

>>6350993
Welcome to /cgl/

>>6350978
>tfw you will never get to play smashbros with derpqueen, steal all the nudes off her computer, write rape fiction about her, fantasize about killing her with a rusty blade and then tell people she's crazy
fix'd for your reading pleasure

>>6350992
I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

>>6350984
I fucking knew it
>marth/ike master race reporting in

>>6350995
I want to see a photoshopped version of that text changed slightly over a fat person. Would be laff.

>>6350999
Pls respond

>>6351000
Believe me, the pleasure was not mine

>>6351005
But seriously I like Link.

>>6350999
>>6351000
did I hear someone say dubs thread?

>>6351011
Pleb tier

Do you even Dr. Mario in black?

>>6351014
>Slow board like /cgl/
>Excited about dubs even though it's trips
Stay pleb faget

>>6351015
No pls go jeff

you know /cg/ wants to lose weight. but no, I don't think any of them need to gain any.

Realistically, though, I don't know why /fit/ is going so crazy over these trips. Odds are, if you actually lift and aren't a burn victim, you can do much better.

DerpQueen why are you playing so hard to get. You know you want to dump your beta ass boyfriend to be with a /fit/izen who can actually provide you with some manly arms to fall into.

>You will never be tickling DerpQueens feet in a play wrestle after a long day of Cosplaying as Ash and Pikachu then find her on top of you as you lock eyes and then start to make out as you both surrender to the pangs of passion you both have for each other.

>>6351021
Most of /cgl/ is thinsbos we hardly have any Anons or trips that are over weight, our queens and lolcows are the only ones that are usually. But even then the ones who don't have low BF are chubby cute.

>>6351028
Agreed go bother someone else we have plenty other sexy girls to admire.

>>6351030
>chubby cute

>>6351041
Pt is our Queen. Not an Anon.

>>6351037

>implying you're actually DerpQueen

Seriously, though, DerpQueen just looks like one of those indie tryhard hipster chicks you'll find on any University campus. Lift for two years, read GQ and dress like a celebrity that looks like you, and read a book or two in order to act deep. Boom, she's yours.

>>6351047
This so much.

>>6351030
I'm a chubby/fat trip. Though I'm not nearly as delusional about the lolcows and am working on getting healthier and more fit. =<

chubby cute is just kinda depressing when you rather just be "cute".

>>6351055
Just take it one step at a time, you'll get there!

>>6351055

Remember, any day eating at maintenance or above is a day you're still fat. Go all the way or be a hamplanet.

>>6351060
Thanks! For the first time in my life I'm trying to do it the "right" way, too!

30 down and 20 to go! Then I get to have fun maintaining it and not getting comfy. :3

>>6351055
feel free to post asking for advice on /fit/. Aside from a few trolls going "LMAO 1PLAET" or asking for nudes, most of the guys there do want to help.

imma start juicing because of this thread. thanks fit ur bros

>>6351067
>want to help
lol I just go there for the fps

>>6351064
Just take it day by day, it'll happen!
>>6351067
What he said

the fuck guys where the calisthenics bros at?

are there any here?

guys?

>>6351047
First off I hardly have any interest in music. Secondly I prefer tim hortons over starbucks. Third what usually grabs my interest towards men is them showing no fear, I like men who are up front about things. For the most part I do not like them having the same interests as mine because I like learning new things. I may not be the smartest trip, but I am defiantly not someone who goes by labels. You can think whatever you want of me because of how women in the past may of treated you but by judging me as the same as other women and women to come you are ruining your chances on being happy. Also I am not a feminist I believe everyone is equal and should be treated equal.

>>6351116

I didn't mention anything about coffee or music. Relax, you have too much unwarranted self-importance for a 7/10 that knows how to apply makeup at a semi-professional level. Those steps work for picking up, basically, any girl with your "style" whether you care to admit it or not.

>>6351116
Holy shit, this has totally changed my opinion of Derp, would marry and exchange bodily fluids.

>>6351116
woah you look horrendous without make up

>>6350891
>tfw ophelia lives a city away from you..come to jersey sometimes

>>6351116
Those lips and eyes, spaghetti everywhere

>>6351137
I take that as a compliment seeing I am getting a degree for it. That bullshit doesn't work on me. People who are fake are not attractive, say what you want but you will never get to know me Anon.

>>6351143
No she doesn't, girls that dont wear makeup and still look like her are hard to come by. I'd have no problem with it

>>6350850
>SS+GOMAD

>>6351151
Why would we want to get to know you?
You dress up like vidya characters and you're life is forever linked to 4chan.

That's horrible

Hey /cgl/, /fit/izen here, is my ass nice by your standards?

>>6351156
I think that's pretty awesome, I am allowed to have my side hobbies. Stay mad all you want.

>>6351159
dyes?

>>6351151

>implying there is such a thing as fake people
>implying people's personalities aren't fluid based on who they're talking to

You can be a special snowflake all you want, but it doesn't take away from real results. I mean, unless you think being unfit, dressing poorly, and having no knowledge of common literature or philosophy is attractive. Then you have low self-esteem, but I don't really blame you.

>>6351161
Y-yeah...I just hit 260 today ;_;

>>6351160
Being linked to 4chan is awesome?

I can almost get onboard with showcasing ma mad gainz as Captain America, but there is nothing awesome about being a part of 4chan tripfag lineup.

I aint even mad!

>>6350907
pls an hero jeff

>>6351151

>people who are fake are not attractive
>makeup artist

MY SIDES

>>6351160
>tfw I want to be one of Derps side hobbies

>>6351168
That's more than me anon, good job.
(YOUR FORM BEST HAVE BEEN IMPECCABLE!!)

>>6351173
I lolled
that and this board is all about dressing up and pretending to be someone else

>>6351151
>"shit guys the neg isn't working... uh fuck what does "The Game" say?

>>6351175
>>6351175
Th-thanks anon, my gym bro commended me for it today too

>>6351167
You deff mad I have the balls to do whatever I want and not care. You seem to care so much what other think. But its okay bro I forgive you, you owe me 5000000g of oats pls.

>>6351176

There's no pickup about it. It's about looking like a respectable person and getting to know some of the interests of the person you want to get to meet. If you think DerpQueen is some special snowflake you need to be "real" for, be my guest, but then expect to be beta forever.

>>6351176
>>6351178
Was just about to post these haha

>>6351173
What does art have anything to do with being fake?

>>6351183
Are you done rambling?

>>6351183
A cgl tripfag with balls, that's new..
HEUEHUEHEUEHE

>>6351189

Nothing. It's good you're so REAL.

>>6351189
> Covering your spots and face in paint to appear less grotesque
>Art

Piiiick oooone
Working out, that's art.

>>6351190
No not yet. I need to ramble more about womenly things you do not care about.
>>6351192
I know they are like basketballs.
>>6351193
Thank you

>>6351194
Why cant I do both?

Honest question. Is there anyone ITT who has lifted more than two years, is sub 10% bf, dresses well, but can't get girls hotter than Dairy Queen?

>>6351196

>thank you

Bitch is too dumb to detect a joke

No wonder she's doing makeup for a living

>>6351200
You don't work out.

Numbers? I demand proof.

>>6351201
Yes, nope, nope.

For the record, DQ this is why people on /cgl/ bitch at you for tripfagging. You try to respond to every other post which creates a cascade effect until the whole thread is about you. Now I like you, you're cool, but you just need to ignore shit like this.

>>6351201
>lifted 2 years
>10-12% bf
>dress great
>tfw no gf
I also have dem dere facial aesthetics, it's all to do with my shitty personality

>>6351207

So you can get girls hotter than Dairy Queen even above 10% bf? Exactly. Thanks for the input.

>>6351208
> Implying /fit/ didn't foresee and do this deliberately

>>6351202
Make up actually pretty difficult I have to learn skin care as well. I thought it would be easy too.
>>6351204
Okie.
123456789

>>6351208

>implying she doesn't like and crave attention regardless of the motivation behind it

She's been like this since she got here. I personally wish she'd fuck off.

>>6351208

Why do you think Dairy Queen is cool? Do you actually believe her façade about being REAL? Is it the fact that she's a girl that goes on 4chan (there are more than you think)?

>>6351212
same man; hey we can't all be like jeff am i right?

>>6351208
I thought I let them get it out of their system so that this wouldn't happen again. Maybe get /fit/ to dislike me so that they want nothing to do with me. But you are right, not responding anymore.
Good night everyone.

>>6351210
I've been dating one for the past 3 years, shes gained weight, but shes still alot hotter than dq

she doesnt piss me off as much either

>>6351212

Then you're shy. Do you think you could go to any coffee shop, take a beta-blocker, and then get a girl cuter than Dairy Queen's number?

>>6351219
jeff pls go

>>6351223

>implying we give a shit about you either way enough to care

You just happened to be here in the thread we were already having fun with. This shit ain't about you.

>>6351219
Fuck off Jeff, DYEl faggot

how 2 lose weight. I'm 5'6 230 lb. I need to lose 50 lbs to fit into my new lolita dresses. :( is there a pill

>>6351219
thank fuck for that

>>6351233
>5'6
>230
>is there a pill
Yes, it's called a 140 grain hollowpoint

>>6351229

I think Dairy Queen gets all this unwarranted self-importance by betas who're too lazy for self-improvement. Not just that, but they buy into her "being REAL" garbage and try to score with her by "being REAL" and failing. Would you agree/disagree? I'm just saying this because I have decent facial aesthetics, have lifted 2 years, and get girls better than her no problem. I see no reason why some she has such an obvious ego.

>>6351233
yeah its called pride..swallow it and get on an exercise routine and a 500 calorie defecit

What do I have to do to get a nice, round butt? Is part of it genetics? Is it all really squats?

>>6351246
Squatz and oatz

>>6351224
Definitely. I can pull girls with the help of alcohol or mdma. I would just never be able to get a gf because im such a bastard.

>>6351251

Okay thanks for your input. Do you agree with the following:

>>6351247

>>6351247
I've lifted for about 2 years, I'd be totally fine putting up with DQ shit. She just does it for me

>>6351254

But there are prettier girls that you could probably score with, who look your type as well, but who don't have inflated egos and betas online begging to be her bf.

>>6351254
I like DQ "fuck you" attitude

>>6351240
o can I get that at vons? normally I just get the 12 grain wheat bread.

>>6351243
but I need to lose it faster than that. I kno there's an easier way

>>6351253
Who knows bro, everyone acts differently on 4chan than they do in real life.
There are worse trips than her on /fit/ and /arcanine/. Just ignore her if she bothers you.

>>6351265

But do you have any idea how many betas probably message her, massaging her 7-8/10 ego.

>>6351266
ECA stack, look it up. Will cut your appetite to practically nothing and raise your metabolism.
Also cigarettes help, plus you get the added bonus of looking cool as fuark.

>>6351268

I just find the whole thing pretty interesting. I don't get why there are /fit/izens who'd really and truly settle for her. A symptom of really bad social anxiety imo

>>6351273
She's definitely the type I go for in terms of looks, but only without makeup, and she's possibly too tall too. However personality in infinitely more important so theres no way to say.
I wouldn't call it settling, shes probably top 10% in terms of looks, all depends on personality

>>6351269
Nope, don't care either. You need to understand that no matter how hot a girl is, somebody somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit and kicked her to the curb. When you look at women like that, then you realize they are just like guys. Beta's think massaging her ego will get them somewhere, the only thing it does it provides her with power over them. When you (not you per say) understand that there are plenty of women available, you understand that less attention to them makes you more attractive. Not to mention that if you take care of yourself, in a society of fat acceptance and hamplanets in low earth orbit, that by itself will have women coming to you. That being said, DQ needs to plant herself on my face while she is tripfagging this thread

Never change /fit/
>tfw none of us have QT 3.14 gf's

>>6351292
dats ok. I'll get a REAL cosplaying qt(A/r^2) gf instead of one from /cgl/.

some day.

I let myself in, /cgl/. You seem to be having a shitty thread, let me help you out.

http://exhentai.org/g/502646/117ef79549/
http://exhentai.org/g/519986/609416cdde/
http://exhentai.org/g/516487/7e845b01b7/
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http://exhentai.org/g/368002/569184f822/
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http://exhentai.org/g/114033/93e3b4588d/
http://exhentai.org/g/102306/e8ab4d0dff/
http://exhentai.org/g/501602/614bf2671d/
http://exhentai.org/g/491865/a7d9faebdb/
http://exhentai.org/g/496554/30b53dbdd4/
http://exhentai.org/g/406671/aabee13b22/
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http://exhentai.org/g/458189/e684bf4ca0/
http://exhentai.org/g/530549/716bd1035d/
http://exhentai.org/g/530227/e22bd27022/
http://exhentai.org/g/530127/c8012a76c7/

>>6351299
Some day bro, some day ;-;

>>6351303
http://exhentai.org/g/479631/24a18d7065/
http://exhentai.org/g/494361/22dccbade4/
http://exhentai.org/g/464468/c72d666844/
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http://exhentai.org/g/514800/214cebc762/
http://exhentai.org/g/531259/acef07f3f0/
http://exhentai.org/g/530269/aa8b4b3bd0/
http://exhentai.org/g/527423/1b4d9bc317/
http://exhentai.org/g/530560/6d1d2ea9d9/..
http://exhentai.org/g/530549/716bd1035d/
http://exhentai.org/g/530227/e22bd27022/
http://exhentai.org/g/530127/c8012a76c7/

>>6351307
>>6351299

If you guys get /fit/, and dress well, you can get any 8/10 girls you want (including attention whoring borderline bitches that cosplay too!).

>>6350908
it's 5'6

>>6350912
so you love sucking dick?

>>6351312
Crying dean here, how would I go about getting me a QT 3.14 mod soul?

>>6351266
its cuz you got fat blood, you need to get all that out so your blood can get skinny and you'll lose weight. Do like 10 reps with one of these and you'll be good.

>>6351323

Not really sure what mod soul means, and I say that as an ex-math major. Basically if you improve yourself physically, you can talk to most girls and get a positive reaction. From there you get a qt 3.14 gf if you just keep asking her "deep" questions and throw in a casual joke here or there.

>>6351001
WAIT WHUT

>>6351334
T-thanks mang... I'll try for y-you.

>>6351271
>ECA
>Not telling him to eat clen or DNP
Stay natty plebs

>>6351348

You can do it, brah!

>>6351355
>Eat clen
>tren hard
Be jelly of /fit/ tri-force

>>6351358
ty men

/cgl/ loves /fit/

pls respond lovely trips of cgl

>pls

>>6351376

The only good thing /fit/ has done for /cgl/ is piss off DerpQueen.

I have a question more for /cgl/. I'm a /fit/bro and dressing as a kawaii trap for Youmaco. I'm 6'5 and 235 right now. My chest is 47 inches, but I want to have realistic looking fake tits and can't get a bra big enough. What is the easiest way to make it look like you have breasts under clothing? Pic related, my costume.

>>6351233
morning after pill. i think you're pregnant

>>6351381
and found pics of pixyteri

>>6351379
>6'5
>235lbs
>looks like that
I feel for you bro

>>6350976
How can you be this stupid?

jesus, this is what I get for coming out of /sci/.

>tfw still no chokelate or ai honey
I don't think we're all gonna make it brah.

>>6351391
lines from working out are hot as fuck dumbass

>>6351396

Who cares about cosplay chicks. /fit/ is way more aesthetic.

/fit/ NUMERO UNO

>>6351395
I tried, I really did. They could have talked about porn, but they didn't.

>>6351388
>tfw most of the weight is in my legs and ass so my upper body looks like someone who is 225 due to Football and Rugby


At least I'm not a manlet...

>>6351401
>no h-homo?

>>6351154

>cant into gym at the moment

SS and GOMAD require gym equipment, no?

I mean unless I start squatting with rocks.

>>6351224
>take a beta-blocker
Holy shit, my sides.
This is why I love you, /fit/izens. ♥

>>6351319
OOOOOO BURN

>>6352353
op detected

>>6350761
>steel cut
>not rolled

doth thou even hoist?