/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Sorry I date-raped you, May.

Oh wait, no I'm not.

I'm sorry, people who try to start up conversations with me at cons. I'm not a bitch, I just never know what to say. I am horribly awkward.

I'm sorry to everyone who's stood behind me in line. I'm sorry to everyone whos stood with me in the elevator.
I'm sorry to anyone who sat in the chair when I left.

I fart. So. Much when I drink.

Sorry to that girl at SPWF who I accidentally kneed in the face getting the guitar pick MBD threw out. Hopefully hat healed okay.

I'm sorry CC cosplayer, for accidently stepping on your long dress trail walking in a very crowded busy hallway. Cant say I'm too much to blame as it was already SO ripped from other people doing it too but-- I apologize regardless.

>>6348686
THIS.THIIIS.

Also, sorry ny lolitas, I understand you did not recognize me because the last meet I went to was like a year ago and I've dropped 40 lbs and was wearing a wig, and you thought I was a creeper when I was like "OH HAY NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN"
I just remember faces really well.
Fuck the look on one of there faces as she was trying to place me and fuuuuck

I'm sorry to the Alphonse cosplayer, your amazing armor was nearly ruined because we were in a cramped elevator and my backpack almost dented it.

Sorry those older guys at a con, I started a conversation with you to obtain your position in a very long line. As soon as we were let in the doors I split. To be honest though, I was underage and nothing good would have come from us.

Sorry to the guy I was a bitch to in the game room.

Sorry, various people at SJ that I bumped into during the masquerade due to not watching where I was dancing :(

I heard I might've knocked someone over, so rrrggh sorry sorry sorry.

I'm sorry Jacque. I know i promised to text you the next day, after our heart to heart conversation about why the hentai panel was the best of all at the con. I'll see you on campus, at the back room all the other neckbeards like to huddle in.


I'm sorry, Blair cosplayer. I sort of grabbed your lift tit when I asked for a picture with you. I mean, you have to admit, with that costume, they were pretty much bursting out.

To be honest, you must have been pretty stacked to begin with, by the look of things. You know what, I'm not sorry. Why, you should be honored it was I who went so far with you, being surrounded by nothing else but sweaty otaku, your situation could have been much worse.

In short, you're welcome, Blair.


Oh, and one last thing, Black L, you were the best L I've ever seen and this is coming from a hardcore racist. No one has ever emulated the character's personality, movements and mannerisms so well. Hats off to you, Cody.

>>6348763
Sorry on the behalf of all the people you're sorry to.

I'm sure saying "I have terrible facial recognition skills and a possibly worse memory for names" probably doesn't register to you.
If you tell me where or how we met or something we did together I'll remember right away!
I didn't recognize a dude from the engineering club that I literally just saw last week and he waved at me from his car and a horrible spaghetti mess ensued.

it's 1,000,000,000 times worse when it happens with minorities, even though it happens equally often with everyone.

I'm sorry to all the Homestuck cosplayers I've ever met at midnight draw parties.

Everyone has always been so nice but I'm generally too drunk to remember them all that well in the morning wheras they then message me on tumblr about how nice it was to meet and hang out.

I don't know how they don't notice I'm basically smashed when I meet them (I can only chalk it up to the fact that I'm a quiet drunk and they're used to the loud ones).

I am sorry, Kneesocks cosplayer from NDK 2011.

I was excited and I called you Scanty and you smiled politely but you probably thought I was retarded.

I have apologized a lot on this board but I still want to say I'm sorry.

I'm so
so
so sorry to you, Dave cosplayer
You see there were a lot of Daves
my boyfriend was also a Dave
I did not mean to palm your dick as I kissed you like a wanton-ass whore in the hotel hallway

That was the only time I have ever cried out of sheer embarrassment and you were really nice about it

>>6348966
You think the socks would give them away.

>>6348995
It wasn't that I didn't know she was Kneesocks

It's just, you know, when you say it, you say, "Scanty and Kneesocks", not "Kneesocks and Scanty"...it just came out like that and it was too late and then spaghetti started falling out of my pockets and I slipped

>>6349028
Ahh, I see.

I'm so sorry dude I whacked with my Heavy chain-gun. I was carrying it on my shoulder and turned around too fast and clocked him really good. I'm so sorry man, I still feel guilty even though I apologized for a good 10 minutes straight.

>>6349042
Were you the guy who got kicked out for taking a motorized metal minigun into the con? If so, I fucking love you!

>>6348486
Jenny, I'm sorry I date-raped you.

Oh wait. No I'm not.

I'm sorry to the hotel for replacing the elevator lights with blacklights.

>>6349052
Nope, sorry. Mine was made of wood.

>>6348486
I'm sorry I left a used tampon in the toilet that one time

I'm sorry Rock Lee cosplayer from ACEN 2008ish. The Gurren Lagann panel was awful and I nearly killed you kicking open the door to have our own panel outside the room with black jack and hookers.

Your near-death was not intended.

I am sorry random homestuck girl that wanted to hit on me and opened by mentioning we have the same phone.
You caught me by surprise.
I panicked.
You were so cute.
I feel so bad

>>6349077
you shouldn't joke about that, asshole.

Drunk slut, I'm sorry you didn't get to have that threesome.
I don't want to be that guy.

>>6349118

I'm sorry random girl I asked to dance. When you said maybe in a little while because you were tired, I thought you were kindly shooting me down. I honestly felt bad when I was dancing with another girl and then had to leave to help her fix up part of her cosplay.

I'm sorry to everyone that asked for my picture or tried to talk to me and I gave them a blank stare. It means I didn't hear you, then thought that you were talking to someone else and that you must be weirded out by a random person staring at you. Some of my friends that were standing closer to such people have corrected me and told me they were asking for a picture or recognized me and I try to go after whoever approached me but by then, it's spaghetti mountain.
Also sorry to anyone that has recognized me and I didn't remember meeting them. Which is like half the people I meet, because I have a terrible memory. Stuff like that always makes me feel so bad, but it's not personal...

To tia mat, and the girl who was wearing purple sugar hearts at katsucon (I think it was JSK), I'm sorry I tried to talk to you. I was under the impression that you might be nice people (since you're friends with my friends) but you were both raging bitches. Purple sugar hearts girl, I complimented you on your coord but you just gave me the biggest bitch face I'd ever seen in my life. You couldn't even say thanks.

Most of the lolitas at that meetup were super snooty and not willing to talk to anyone they didn't know, but you two were the absolute worst and I wish I never did.

PS: I'm sorry, Tia, you might be like 20 something, but you look 40. You have zero right to be as bitchy as you are. I'm glad I reported all your shitty ass replicas on ebay and you lost money <3

>>6349304
♥

>>6349304
This is like all of women epitomized in one post

>>6349313
Thanks anon, means a lot :)

>>6349315

Yeah, I'm sorry. It just really pissed me off how bitchy they were for legit no reason. I could maybe understand if I was a random guy or something, but I wasn't and I was wearing one of the most popular prints of all time and they still just kind of snubbed me. I wasn't looking to be like, bffs with them but a simple "thanks for the compliment" would have sufficed.

>>6349319

Out of curiosity, what print? Presuming it was the real deal, it might've been jealousy.

>>6349326
It was real, but I would rather not out myself as I don't want Tia to come here (I'm fairly certain she reads cgl) and then have her go back to my friends and make them hate me.

I'll just say that it was one of the first prints to get replicated, and everyone and their mother has it.

>>6349338

To be perfectly honest, chances are you've already given yourself away, but I understand.
If that's the case, they might've assumed it was a replica (Some people struggle to tell the difference. Can't see how, but there you go.) and were looking down on you, or like I said, jealousy. I wouldn't waste my time worrying about them, they'll probably not get very far with attitudes like that.

>>6349357
It's funny you mention her looking down on me, because she tried to sell her replicas on ebay, but I reported them because they're against ebay TOS. She had a photoshoot with some girls who I knew for a fact were wearing replicas and for some reason were fine with it. I shouldn't worry, but I do because my friends always try to bring her around me telling me oh she's really nice this and that but I've never seen it. I just checked her feedback and apparently she's scammed some people in a group order, so I feel much better about everything. Thanks, man. <3

Sorry, itaqueen, for awkwardly drunk yelling at you at Sakuracon. Even though I've apologized for it before. I still feel like a retard.

Sorry, TL;DR, for being an awkward to you at Akicon. (IDK if you minded, but omfg I sat there for like half an hour talking about fish or something really retarded. why did you stand there you poor soul.)

yeah, idk how people still talk to me. It's pretty much just a matter of time before I awkward at them, sober or not.

Oh. And.
Sorry, dearest girlfriend, for making you drag me around at Sakuracon while I wasn't even able to make my phone work.
Sorry, Mr.Hobo, for yelling rather loudly at you.

welp.

P,

I'm sorry I was a weeb when I was 12 and chased you around thinking we'd be best bros.

I'm thankful I'm out of that phase, but I still facepalm every time I come across a picture of you.

I ejaculated on your costume when you told me not to. I have no remorse. I masturbated to your anger later that day.

Sorry to the cute girls who recognised me on the friday. You looked familiar, but I TOTALLY didn't remember you. I wasn't trying to shun you or anything. I was drunk when we met, and I'm terrible at people.

Also, sorry about all the people whose toes I stepped on, or stumbled into, or elbowed, or tripped over. I'm clumsy, and I don't do crowds well. Totally accidental.

>>6348982
..wasn't there a photo of this? Or something similar happened in the con stories thread?

Sorry D for making your first con all drama. I didn't really think about how you felt.
I'm. So. Sorry.

Sorry person I never got back to after the one day at a con.

You seemed a cool, if not a bit weaboo-ish, and I would have liked to become friends. Alas, I forgot, and days turned into weeks, and I suck at these things....

this one time i accidentally stepped on a homestuck cosplayers lunch

im really fucking sorry man

>>6350309
There shouldn't be, since when I did that it was like 2 am and there wasn't anyone else in the hall

Not to mention I've never talked about it on cgl before

I'm sorry, to a lot of you people I have hung out with at conventions, for being so clingy. I know I've apologised to you all in person and that you insist that you enjoy hanging out with me so much. I appreciate every moment that I spend with you people. But still, I am sorry.

I'm sorry, dutch guy from Abunaicon 2008. My friend and I who were both raging weeb fags then followed you around most weekend and called you dumb weeby names because we thought you were adorable. It wasn't till much later that I realised you must have hated it. I am truly truly sorry and I wish I knew your name so I could find you and really apologise for that idiotic behavior.

I'm so sorry Nymph cosplayer, when I praised your friends Ikaros cosplay and not yours, you were both fabulous, and I was a jerk.

I'm sorry when I react awkwardly and out of character when you come up to compliment me on my cosplay.

I'm sorry for taking so long to put on my not-so elaborate cosplay, making you wait forever.

I'm sorry for not warning you guys that dying a wig with normal hair-dye doesn't work.

I'm sorry for ruining the skit with my stage-fright and horrible dancing skills.

I'm sorry for not getting the ticket for a dormitory spot in time, leaving you all alone in there.

I'm sorry stranger, for not leaving any kind of compensation for you letting me crash at your place for the 3 con-nights and using your shower.

I'm sorry newfriends, for putting high prices at the shitty clothes and other crappy stuff I sold at conventions.

I'm sorry my cosplay choices used to suck.

I'm sorry I used to be a obnoxious retard.

I'm sorry I'm not fun to be around conventions anymore.

im sorry, dude in the stairwell at NDK
for yelling fuck you in your face for not high fiving me
i was drunk and you were literally the only person all con who didn't
you were bein a big ol faygit but I forgive you

I'm sorry to everyone I refuse photos to when I'm in a rush.

I'm sorry if I don't hear you when you're yelling my characters name.

I'm sorry for throwing VOTE SAXON cards off the balcony and hitting you in the head.

I'm sorry for not turning up to the things I had commitments to
and I'm sorry to my girlfriend for having to take you home early both days due to personal drama.

>>6350445
You're a terrible person.

Sorry to everyone that I promise to meet up with at every con I go to. Having a girlfriend means I have to set my priorities accordingly: Me, Her, everyone else. Also, sorry if I didn't get to see a lot of you at Otakon, I was stuck in my room for the majorities of Thursday and Friday hand-stitching my gokaiger jacket. Also, apologies to the Hilton staff, who I know didn't know what to make of the bag of Wild Tiger armor I left in the hallway.

>>6350505
I know.

>>6350309
No, that was a drunk girl who just kissed a random Dave (who happened to be crossplaying) for the hell of it.

I'm sorry to the guy at Sakuracon who recognized my Ringo costume and took my picture who I totally ignored. I wish I had talked to you since I love talking about Penguindrum, and you weren't creepy at all, I was just tired and in a bad mood.

I'm sorry it looks like I ignore you guys. I'm just shy and sometimes if I'm not cosplaying - guilty.

>I'M ALSO SORRY I HATE YOU YOU UGLY BITCH
>FIX YO TEETH

I'm sorry for pooping in your toilet and not flushing ;_;

I'm sorry I bumped into you and ran off without saying anything, it was crowded and I had lost sight of my group.

I'm sorry I bought the last three Madoka mystery figurine boxes when you were clearly trying to grab at least one of them. I really wanted to mail my friend a small Homura but got none and now Madoka, QB and Moemura remain unused.

And I'm sorry I recorded so many of you without your permission. Or actually, fuck it, I'm not sorry at all for that.

To those Chinese dudes, I'm sorry if I offended you with my broken mandarin, and for asking you if you're Korean in Japanese.

I'm sorry, hotel management, for getting some face paint on your elevator.

I thought I sealed it well, but I guess not well enough.