/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Prove it.

and you didn't take a picture? in this day and age..

which Busch Gardens? The one in Tampa?

She was infront of us and if I were to take a picture from the back all you would see was her group of horribly dressed awkward girls with troll horns made of masking tape.. but still, I should have taken one anyway..

She always looks so sad
I would like to hug her and then force her to pay attention to the detail in everything she makes

>>6335290
Williamsburg Virginia

enjoy your ban, op. our chubby chaser mod doesn't like people talking shit about assley.

>>6335301
Anon where are you? Can we be friends? I don't have any friends that cosplay..

>>6335296
>Homestuck cosplay description
She was COSPLAYING at Busch Gardens?
REALLY?

>>6335414
VA beach, I don't have any either, yes let's be best friends.

>>6335429
Ashley wasn't cosplaying, she just had some red lipstick and blue pants with a black top. But her friends made horrible horns that looked like they colored them with an orange highlighter, but some other people called them out and recognized they were supposed to be trolls. I did see another group cosplaying homestuck though.. theres was a bit better.

It was the Howl-O-Scream meetup. They probably went for dinner n' shit.

I go to VA Homestuck meetups occasionally so I get to read all about her.

I honestly think she was kinda cute as Feferi. Partly because you couldn't see her unsightly facial hair with the grey paint and her smile can be very pretty, it's just unfortunate she's so close to becoming a bucketspitter.

Depressed she has more of a social life than me.

>>6335569
>it's just unfortunate she's so close to becoming a bucketspitter.
A what?

>>6335677
Bucketspitter is the derogatory term for people in the Homestuck fandom who take it way way too far. The term bucketspitter came from a video online of a bunch of cunts spitting into a bucket in a nice restaurant.

>>6335569
>bucketspitter

I know we've all been waiting and interested in when PT gets a fella' but I got to admit, I'd love to see how a relationship for Ashley would pan out too

>>6335749
she's gay

>>6335749
Well, unlike PT Ashley (as far as we know) isn't a desperate sloot who is willing to anal without lube. I guess either Ashley has to hope somebody would be desperate to go with her unwashed ass. I don't really see it happening anytime soon.

According to an anon at the field day meet she recently went to, she tried some social awkward flirting which mainly consisted of her blurting out hows she prefers women at inappropriate times.

>>6335768
Key word being 'relationship' or is that not a term used for Lesbians and Bi couples etc?

>>6335781
>she tried some social awkward flirting which mainly consisted of her blurting out hows she prefers women at inappropriate times.
Sounds like she is gay for attention. Imagine if she were to become a SJW... LOL

>>6335768
She 'thinks she might be a lesbian now' because she's desperate.

She should just state that's she's bisexual and open herself up to each sex if she's desperado

>>6335784
the term is regaytionship

>>6335299
she's tortured, her parents abuse her and her dog died

>>6335798
i think my head would explode. We need to get this going somehow

sorry to be that guy, but what is her tumblr again?

>>6335835
http://lightestsylphofhope.tumblr.com/

>>6335784
ohhh social justice please calm down and go back to tumblr

>>6335835
it's ok i needed the url too i just didn't want to be that guy

so thanks for being that guy for me

and thanks to the anon for supplying

>>6335822
lel

>>6335749
There were some rumors that a guy who watches her on dA has the hots for her, the same kid who gifted her the premie. I don't think it was ever confirmed, though.
Then again, she is trying to be a lesbian so I don't think she'd date him.

>>6335856
reddit's that way ------->

>>6335822
i see what you did there anon

>>6335798
>Imagine if she were to become a SJW... LOL
well, she already told people to "check their privilege" when she was asked why she occasionally turned off anon questions on her tumblr.

tbh i'd love to see her in fat acceptance

>>6335749
someone should pretend to be a guy to get close to her, sharing with us everything she says and does

oh my god i can't believe i just recommended that
i'm a horrible person

>>6336009
that was just a Kankri thing. she doesn't know what it means

>>6335993
oh i thought reddits layout looked a little different today, thanks for your help!

>>6336038
Is that a long lost relative at the bottom right?

>>6336038
Already saw it on her tumblr - but which one is Assley?
She said she's in the bad but... Is she the one with the red glasses or what?
I don't know man

>>6336038
she doesn't look well put together

there's a disturbing amount of sailor chibi moon in her likes. either she has a thing for young girls like pt or she's collecting references to shit all over when cosplaying chibiusa.
either way i'm scared.

>>6336057
>>6336052

I think the one at the back with the red glasses on and black hair.

>>6336066
derp, forgot the link
http://www.tumblr.com/liked/by/lightestsylphofhope/page/5
http://www.tumblr.com/liked/by/lightestsylphofhope/page/6
http://www.tumblr.com/liked/by/lightestsylphofhope/page/7

>>6336021
> implying SJWs know what the hell they're talking about

>>6336038
how is it possible that absolutely no one in that group is even remotely cute. usually even the worst bucketspitter clusterfucks have at least one.

Lol she's always at the back, like the group's dirty little secret.

Oh, Ashley. You dumb bitch. Even standing in the back can't help hide your fat body.

>>6335301
WTF? No no no no no. Please god no. I feel like I need to rescue the poor makeup that is abused by this girl.

>>6336272
Its like taking a crazy cat lady's "babies". She'll always find a way to get more.

>>6336097
Is that Ozzy?

>>6335845
>snufkin gif
>mfw

MY SISTER WAS AT BUSCH GARDENS THEN. Wow, I wish she saw her.

>>6336396
NEVER MIND SHE SAW HER.

>>6336097
Maybe it's just me, but she looks kind of like Helen Thomas in this picture...

>>6336066
She liked some Haruka and Michiru too. I hope she's not jumping into the Sailor Moon fandom but I know she will. It's getting popular. I fear she'll latch onto Haruka or Michiru because they're lesbians. I don't want to see anymore fat Michiru's. I just don't.

is she moving or what?

>>6336871
Are you kidding? That would mean she would have to be at slightly responsible and would have to take care of herself. Why would she move when she can sit at home, do makeup all day and stuff her fat, piggy face while mommy and daddy buy her everything she wants?

>>6336871
Moving? No, no. Ashley is only 'moving' when mommy and daddy won't let her get her way. Examples:

1) Ashley wants __________. She asks mommy/daddy for _________. She does not get ________.
"Wah I'm moving!"

2) Ashley gets authorities called on parents because she's dumb-ass over the internet. Her parent tells her to gtfo for the day.
"Wah! I need a new place to live!!!!"

does she have a twitter account?

>>6337283
Anons probably would have found it by now.

>>6336871
She said awhile ago when she got back from Disney World that she was "inspired" and was going to move to Florida with two other friends.
I highly doubt it'll actually happen. If anything, she'll go live with them, and not contribute to pay for any living expenses and will mooch off of them.

just dropping this here

>5'2"
>125lbs
>character is supposed to be her

I think not, Ashley

>>6339963
but it don't look like her at all

>>6339963
So she's basically trying to make a Katniss ripoff, or something?

>Look at that pig nose!
>"Ashton" "I'm going to give my OC a male >sounding name because I might be a boy afterall!"

Fuck u guy's ok
I talked to Ash and she's one of the sweetest people I EVER met. You're all just jealous because she's creative and her business is going strong. You're all loser's who won't make it anywhere in life.

>>6340140
she's not talented enough to write her own stuff. all her "idea's" are shit

>>6340159
Hi Ashley.

>>6340163
I have a feeling that's an anon pretending to be Ashley, not Ashley herself

>>6340175
Usually is always the case.

>>6340175
Take solace in knowing it'd not me this time.
Come on ladies, the bits been done.

>>6340159
Anon. Your trolling is not effective. Please hang your head in shame for your failure.

>Ashley doesn't come to 4chan because it's gives her virues aka she is too dumb to use 4chan

>>6340209
It's believed she come here before.

I never claimed to be Ash, I was just sayin my opinion. Guess you're not allowed to do that on 4chan anymore??

>>6340159
>loser's
>guy's

my ashley radar is off the charts here

>>6340228
Not when you make yourself out to be completely asinine.

>>6340228
>>6340228
>guy's
>she's
>loser's

Stay fat, delusional and stupid for us, okay?

>>6340228
No. Not in these threads. In drama threads you're either with them or against them. In past threads I've only suggested things that may positively change ashley for the better(even stated several times times that I was speaking theoretically and that it was completely fantasy.)
Instead illiterate anons (which seemed to be everyone in the thread at the time) got pissed because I wasn't bashing her like everyone else. So I was called a white knight who "ruined the thread"
In ashley threads, if youre not saying anything bad- you're against everyone.

>>6340251
>>6340271
Yeah, because it's definitely not like Ashley's retarded grammatical mistakes are common knowledge and anon would never pretend to be her to rile you guys up.
/cgl/ really is the most easily trolled board.
>>6340277
This guy is pretty obviously pretending to be Ashley, though.

>>6340271
> implying "she's" is a grammatical mistake
dude, what the hell are you doing.

>>6340324
I'm being retarded.

>>6340295
Grammatical errors aside, only a complete and total moron who doesn't know how business works would think a shop that sold two cheap items in one month is "going strong." And I think only Ashley could think that about her own business.

This looks like a weird meet.
Totally an easy lay for any pedobait hunter, too.

>>6340380
Please tell me she did not paint the stripe onto her hoodie.

>>6340417
I think that she indeed do that.

That looks so so so very messy and gross.

>>6340436
Not to mention, it's uneven as shit.

>>6340417
i thought she just wrapped her jacket in duct tape
that makes more sense though

>>6340380
>>6336097

Was this a lazystuck meet up? I've never been to a meet up but I assume if it's about cosplay you dress up.

>>6340380
I kinda find the awkward of this group cute.

>>6340380
I imagine this to be the face when Ashley tries to flirt.
Or sees a burger.
> captcha: cause rapePro
I'm scared.

>>6340530
I wonder if she was as awkward at this meet as she was at the previous one. I bet she made all of those girls uncomfortable.

>>6340530
>>6340553
I'm willing to bet she did.
>"We both like homostuck and we both have vaginas!
>"I don't know about you, but I'm a lesbian and I think we'd be the perfect couple!"

Or something similar and just as stupid.
>

She didn't. I was there and she was really sweet and friendly. I don't know why you always hate on Ash? Get a life.

>>6340649
Its a bit of an... obsession...
I have no idea why ashley gets so much attention while 90% of tumblr is like her or even worse.

And for fuck's sake stop calling her "Ashley". It makes her feel uncomfortable. It's ASH.

>>6340708
How do you feel about Assley, Ashley?

>>6340708

>>6340708
Or Ashburgers?

>>6340708
Ash doesn't know if Ash identifies as a female. Check your privelige!

>>6340649
>>6340657
See: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Luvmonkeys

>>6340708
that confirms it!
You really are ashley!
Why are you on cgl?
Are you just begging for attention?

>>6339963

Again, not Ash. Just because I'm not hating on her I'm automatically her? Ok, think whatever your little brain likes to think.
I pity all of you, your life's must be so sad.

>>6340708
>her
who do you think you are constraining ash to a gender? check your privilage cis scum

>>6340820
MAAAAAAARY-SUUUUUUUE!

>>6340828
>I am now talking to myself
>Please respond

>>6340820
>you can see small hints of her gender
What?

>>6340828
its because you are saying ash instead of ashley.
You are ashley or some kind of whiteknight going as far as going to cgl.

And yeah, so what if she's confused about her gender? It's nothing to make fun of, it's a serious thing. She can't help it. Would you make fun of someone who has cancer? You probably would because you're bully's who get off on making other's feel miserable. I hate all of you

>>6340828
i like how you haven't successfully quoted anyone that you're responding to
it's almost as if you don't come here often -- oh wait!

>>6340845
Remember? Ashley hasn't decided whether she wants to be male or female, so of course that self-insert is going to be gender neutral with "hints" at her being genetically female.

>>6340852
Its nice to talk to you.
Gender issues are not the same as cancer.
Cancer is a mutation, are you saying gender issue is a mutation?

>>6340845
Probably Ashley-speak for "she has a camel toe"?

>>6340845
I think that's Assley's way of saying she has small boobs.

>>6340852
>Would you make fun of someone who has cancer?
She certainly did.

Fuck you, I never said it's a mutation, idiot. I said she can't help it. As in, she didn't choose to be like this. Stop twisting the word's in my mouth.

>>6340852
Being a faggot can be helped, there is no excuse.

>>6340869
I lost it!

>>6340876
What words in your mouth? You're typing, not speaking.

>>6340876
Of course you chose to be like this; you realized that nothing else was getting you the ass pats you so desperately crave so in true tumblr fashion you went straight for the golden egg of attention and claimed to have gender issues.

>>6340876
if you really are such a good friend of ashley/ash then why are you here on cgl?
Posting here is just a waste of time and you should know that!
If you are a friend of here then go to her blog or something and comfort her instead of making things worse!

>>6340852

One of my best friends has cancer. Her situation is worlds away from some whiny teen pretending to have gender issues so she fits in with the rest of Tumblr.
Don't make retarded comparisons.

>>6340852
Good job. You've managed to insult both people who have cancer and people who are confused about their gender in one go.

>>6340876
Yes, she did.
Everything she does if for attention. Hell, I even told her that everything she does is a pathetic and desperate attempt to compensate for the attention she never got from Mommy and Daddy and she didn't even deny it. The best she did was tell me she was going to blame me if she received no business.

I LOVE how you all always know everything and have all the answers to every question. Asked or not. Yet y'all sitting on your ass's all day and do nothing else than hating on a girl who hasn't done SHIT to you. I still didn't hear what she has done to YOU to deserve all of this hate. And don't link me to that ED article again because that's all lie's.

>>6340951
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Luvmonkeys

>>6340951
>>lie's
>>LIE'S

Uh huh.

>>6340951
>ass's
You're really outdoing yourself here

>>6340951
So, screencaps of everything she has actually said are lies, huh?

>>6340951
hahahahahaaaaahaha

>>6340951
says the one who keeps posting here.
If this is really such a horrible place then why are you still here?
To see if someone reacted to your posts?
This is what 99% of 4chan is about.
You didn't realise but you just turned into one of us!
No live, sitting there behind your ass waiting to see if you made someone react!

>>6340951
Dear God are your jimmies rustled.
>random words in all caps
>words with 's when there is no 's
>defending a bratty, fat, ugly, unhygienic, bandwagonning attention-whore

I WANT TO BELIEVE.

>>6340951
I'm sorry I'm not as social and outdoors-y as you, ash. I will better my ways.

is as'ley still here?

>>6340951
>hating on a girl
>girl
ash dont need no gender

>>6340977
So you're going to start telling people you just met how you're bi/not sure of your gender/abused at totally random and inappropriate times? While smelling terrible with badly done eyebrows and a femstache?

>>6340337
Bloody hell, it's contagious.

>>6341017

>this thread

Spontaneous entertainment.

How would you know how she smells? As I said, LIE'S. That's all you can do.
She has a hormonal condition. But you perfect people don'r have flaw's, right? So where's your photo? You're all hiding behind anon thinking you're smart and strong but you're just pathetic.

>>6341062
Here's my photo, drugs haven't been good on me these past few years

>>6341062
>Hormonal condition
Is that code for "I'm scared of my shower", Ashley?

>>6341062
>lie's

Ashley's dA page says she's online.

>>6341062
If ashley really had such a close friend who would even go to cgl to defend her, even though its a waste of time, then ashley wouldn't be so depressed and attention whoring!
Dear person, please go.
You are too good to be true.

>>6341062
How about you post your photo first to prove your not Assley, Assley? It shouldn't be a problem if you're not Assley like you claim, right Assley?

>>6340951
For the record, what she has done to deserve MY hate is the fact that her ignorant remarks are insulting to pretty much everyone. Also her stupidity makes my brain hurt.

>>6341097
This. Just show us a hand or something. We know what Ashley's fat fingers look like.

>>6341104
What did she do to you?

>>6341062
>LIE'S
>dat apostrophe

Confirmed for Assley.

>>6341107
Nah man, they're not fat they're just messed up from when she slammed them in a car door as a child.

>>6341083
OH SNAP

Who did it this time?

>>6341112
That's right. Didn't she even claim they're deformed?

>>6341119
uh what is going on in that picture?
is that some sort of extension

>>6341124
http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/

Captcha: PARALLEL tostedes

http://asherbeeproductions.deviantart.com/#/d5iopof

>>6341139
oh gosh time to go try that on every website ever

>>6341154
>"I'm scared." Ashton whispered, clinging to her brother tightly as he played with her natural ringlets in her hair.
>her natural ringlets in her hair.
>natural

It's like 2008 on ff.net again.

You guys got to work quick. I am dying.

>>6341154
I read to the "super special white dress that is perfectly white even though the house is covered in soot"
>most likely to lazy to clean?

This is best thread ever. I'm glad I get to read this on my birthday. You guys are awesome.

>>6341154
GEE, I HOPE THEY DON'T PICK ARMSTRONG

>>6341234
Happy birthday

>>6340820
> malnourished
> 15 years old, 5'2 and 125 pounds

Um, what? If anything you'd be a tiny bit chubs, unless it's all muscle or something. But that is fairly normal weight. I suppose 125 pounds at that height would be ~anorexic~ to her though.

>>6341244
Thanks!

>>6341234
happy birthday anon-chan ^^

>>6341154
so she rewrote the hunger games opening almost word for word just with her as a mary-sue. wow.

>>6341294
she steal's everyone's idea's

>>6341245
There's also the bit of "She's malnourished, but she can throw things like spears far!
Aren't spears usually heavy? And even if they weren't -that- heavy, I imagine it would take some strength to throw them. Strength I think a malnourished person wouldn't have. If her character was truly malnourished (implying it's been longer than a short time) wouldn't she be either really bony and thin, have brittle hair (I imagine it would be uneven and short since I wouldn't be surprised if some would "break' from time to time) as well as other problems? The character that Assley drew, along with the description sound nothing like a malnourished person.

>aarwin and ashton
>both girls
wot

>She looked back to her family then turned to the check in. She didn't look back to her family because if she did she'd run into their arms and never let go.
>she looked back to her family
>she didn't look back to her family
10/10 writing

What's her tumblr? Her old URL doesn't work anymore.

>>6341364
http://lightestsylphofhope.tumblr.com/

>>6341346
Assley probably thinks that when you're malnourished, the only thing that happens to you is that you become normal weight.

>>6341354
I can't.

>>6341354

>>6341354
Please put that on her DA.

>>6341392
>Assley probably thinks that when you're malnourished, the only thing that happens to you is that you become normal weight.
That's how all fat people think.

>>6341402
done did it, mentioned how the nightmares and needing to be held by her sibling was "unique" too
forgot about malnourished shit though

>>6341354
My literature professor would put "Redundancy is redundant" next to that line because he's awesome like that.

>>6341346
I guess she's going for the "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee"-thing for her Mary Sue. This is a problem most amateur writers have - they want to paint a hero but make it a caricature because their protagonists have no flaws. Pretty fairy look-a-likes with a dark, tragic past, deep thoughts, high intelligence and great mental and physical strength. Fuck logic.

>>6341234
Happy birthday!

>>6341251
>>6341499
Thanks a bunch!

Holy shit!

>>6340852
Hey, Ashley!

>so what if she's confused about her gender? It's nothing to make fun of, it's a serious thing. She can't help it.

It's not that serious gurl, calm down. The serious shit is when people fuck with you for it or when it makes someone very depressed or suicidal. And no, people on the internet telling you you're full of shit =/= bullying, transphobia, bigotry, hate, or oppression.

Fucking shit, is she going to rape adventure time now? I hope she dies.

>>6341582
Appears it'll be both Adventure Time and Sailor Moon. I weep for the fandoms Anon.

>>6341582
NOT ADVENTURE TIME
I am cry

ITT: Bitches bitching about how ashley is ruining a fandom that already has awful fans
>homestuck
>hunger games
>avengers
>adventure time
>Hetalia

Pfft. whatever.

>>6341604
Classic case of "stop liking the shitty things I like!!"

>>6341604

>she reblogs one adventure time thing
>omg no she's gonna ruin my fandom
yall niggas dum
plus she rarely cosplays anything that's not homestuck

>>6341616
booo hoooo

Isn't Ashley a little old for the self insert fan fiction/art?

>>6341688
You are never too old for self-insert fanfiction/art.

Unless you decide to sell said work...

>>6341688
Stephenie Meyer did

>>6341700
>never too old

I beg to differ.

>>6341688
Hey, they can be good. Keyword is 'good.'

>>6341558
Oh you guys.

>>6341787
Sexy.

>>6341787
>her chest beating rapidily in her chest

I think this character has a lot more to worry about than some competition...


Does she seriously not proofread this shit?

>>6341588
Sailor Moon?
Noooo stay out of my fandom.

>>6341725
>Who is Stephenie Meyer?

You can never be too old for it.

>>6341908
>implying I've read Twilight

>>6341916
>Implying you need to read Twilight to know it's self insert garbage.

>>6341234
Happy birthday, anon!

>>6342125
Apparently I do because I honestly didn't know.

>>6342259

Then also know this: 50 Shades of Gray is a Twilight fanfiction.

>>6342497
Yeah, I don't know anything about 50 Shades of Gray. Don't really care to either.

>>6342526
Count yourself lucky omg I wish i didn't i felt like i was on ff.net reading that shit I'm just glad i'm not the one who spent money on that sack of crap.

Speaking of sacks of crap wasn't this an Ashley thread?

>>6342590
Oh my god. Learn to use punctuation.

>>6342599
Nah to lazy.

>>6342622
>to lazy

Probably just too stupid.

>>6342627
Yea I probably am.

>Your seriously going back and forth with me over punctuation on the internet lol.

>>6342638
>your
You probably did that on purpose.

Yeah. I don't have anything better to do until Ashley acts up again.

>>6342653
I apologise, I can't get seem to provoke a response from her anymore on Tumblr

>>6342669
and she didn't say anything interesting in reply to that deviantart post asking about >>6341354

>>6342676
MAYBE IT HAS THE ABILITY TO LEARN?!

Well shit

>>6342676
>>6342669
Either she is growing up, or Ashley isn't checking her stuff.

Though I still what to know what that status about her mom reporting people was all about.

>>6342691
nah, she replied on deviantart, she just didn't say anything interesting.

>>6342691
Her Mum reporting people? Mere scare-mongering

>>6342733
I'd feel sorry for anyone doing a roleplay with her.

>>6342669
>>6342691
She most likely isn't saying anything because the person white knighting Assley earlier was Assley herself and she knows we're trying to get a reaction out of her.

>>6342733
I'm actually tempted to try to be her new rp partner just so I can see how bad she is, or if I can help her improve her writing. I've seen some of her old stuff and it was sad. I just wonder if she's ever had someone who can type more than just a sentence because I type paragraphs.

>>6342880
Do it. Do it. Doooo iiiit.

BTW what happened to her dog?

>>6342894
Apparently it died? Either that, or they brought it to be put to sleep. Turns out it had congestive heart failure.

>>6342894
It got taken to the vet and put to sleep. She posted a journal about it on dA.

>>6342880
Let me in on that. I can be a...idk some emotional abusive dude..but I type paragraphs too. We can be two guys fighting for her~ I know my style improved due to my partners.

>>6340380
That's not Tampa.
We no longer have Land of the Dragons, nor do we have a yellow rollercoaster.

>>6336021
>a kankri thing
>i haven't read homestuck for more than a year, have no idea what is happening
>look up kankri
>parody character of SJWS
yes bueno

>>6342907
I most likely am rusty, but I don't think she'd pass up a lady knight, I guess.

>>6342880
>if I can help her improve her writing
I'm laughing at all of the people who still think they could help her in any way. Why do you want to waste your time on that? Others have tried and were bitched out or brushed off. She's just so ~perfect~ don'tcha kno? Concrit is for losers, not ~artists~ like her.

>>6343210
I have nothing better to do, so why not? The major part is to see her rp skills and maybe gets some laughs. Besides, I feel she's a one sentence roleplayer and running around her in paragraphs would bring me enjoyment

>>6343285
*get

>>6343285
Damn I miss those days. I thought I'd be the only one that ever did that shit.

>>6342910
We...We don't have Land of the Dragons anymore?