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>tfw no boyfriend
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S0y89YRaMG
>tfw most guys just want to get in your pants, and the rest are passive aggressive "nice guys" that also want to get in your pants but are too weak to make the first move and get butthurt when you end up hooking up with another guy
>>6335466http://vocaroo.com/i/s1skwfW2yQtp
>tfw you're attractive, rich, and smart and can't get a girl or friends because you're socially awkward
>tfw you're more interested in a woman for companionship and company but they all treat you like you're gay for not wanting to immediately bed them.
>>6335451don't worry, we'll find each other some day
>>6335508>tfw you just want a gf so you can have sex all the time but all the girls that are attracted to you have low sex drives and want love>tfw you don't feel love, only lust
>>6335508>>6335520>tfw you are completely ambivalent towards women and have no interest in them what so ever.
>>6335470>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1skwfW2yQtphttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1dxR5udp4Ie
Guys, you actually have trouble getting a GF? You are either really, REALLY ugly or very introvert. But that would mean you cant find another introvert, which brings me back to my first point.Hint for all dudes, When you are in a bus (or anywhere for that matter) , look a girl in the eye and try to establish eye contact. when she looks back, smile. If she smiles back, Wave. If she waves back, go to her and socialize. It doesnt get easier then this. The worst that can happen is that the rest of your day becomes kind of akward. Well ,deal with it.
>>6335527>>6335520>>6335508You are all homosexual by the way. Dont deny it. Embrace it. Maybe we can bromance one day.
>>6335456>>6335470You made my day
>tfw hot gf
>tfw no qt hikikomori bf
>tfw always having lewd thoughts.Let's do lewd stuff together ~
>>6335559Haha, you actually care about having a HOT gf? Its over in 10 years, Max.
>>6335573Oh fuck, 10 years?>tfw beautiful gf>tfw awesome relationship>tfw Bro has my back
I don't know about your situation or anything, but my only advice is; just wait. I'm almost 18 and I've just gotten in my first serious relationship ever.I'd never had a boyfriend before, and I thought it seemed kinda hopeless finding anyone remotely interesting who'd be interested in me too. And BAM, one day he just appeared and it all fucking turned out amazing. It was totally unexpected, and totally worth the wait. hang in there! Even if you've had partners before and stuff, I think it's the same thing... just wait, don't be totally over hyped in your search for your boyfriend and eventualyl things will solve themselves naturally.
>>633545610/10>tfw trap gfI'm a guy btw
>>6335576>Lewd stuff>Done everything considered normal alreadyNow it is time to find boys or girls who are into fetishes. You dont know how hard it is to find a Sadist nowdays for example.
>>6335591Dominant guy sadist here. Leather, lash, gags and plugs are my specialities.Wassup.
>>6335581I wont lie though, those 10 years are going to be sweet as fuck. Enjoy the fuck out of her before it is over.
>tfw have a bf but constantly worried you will lose him somehow and cant enjoy the relationship half the time
Just go to /fit/,
>>6335591I'm a sadist though, there's nothing more enjoyable than other peoples pain.. ahhh.. whenever i see people hurt or stuff like that..
>>6335601ASL pls. >>6335600They are narcistic as fuck over there, i wouldnt reccomend. The good looking guys are either gay or only looking for one night stands. >>6335597Tell him. Asap.
>tfw no young virgin bf I can corrupt into having more and more kinks
>>6335606ASL. Would you go to the extreme though?
>tfw no qt megane bf to tie up while he's dressed up in a meido outfit and thighhighs while you rub his dick with your foot
>>6335615You're not my type though.
>>6335609I don't do anything for you fucker. You post YOUR a/s/l and I'll see if you're worthy of the gifts of pain I have to offer.
>>6335621Thats fine, im into rape too. >>633562318/M/Holland.
Anything but a gay relationship between two very attractive young men is deeply inferior. So I'm in a very good position.
>>6335451Must be hard to not have a boyfriend. That's like the hardest thing in the world to fix. It's not like you can just walk outside and stand somewhere and men will come talk to you for no reason whatsoever.
>>6335640>implying having a shitty bf that does not complement you and that you don't like all that much is better than being alone
>women>capable of being alone
>>6335643You so insecure that you need a constant stream of compliments coming your way to go about your daily activities?
>tfw my last boyfriend left me because my fetishes creeped him out2D will always be the best D, anon.
>>6335649Definition of complementverbPronunciation: /ˈkɒmplɪmɛnt/ [with object] contribute extra features to (someone or something) in such a way as to improve or emphasize their qualities: a classic blazer complements a look that’s smart or casual add to or make complete: the proposals complement the incentives already available
>>6335451>tfw no fucks given
>>6335639Any relationship is great. As long as both sides love each other. There are no looks or personality or shit like that, its only about love.
>tfw husband
>>6335655Ah, there was an 'e' there.So it's kind of like a fit guy having a landwhale girlfriend that does not complement him.I learn something new everyday.
>>633563418 years old huh? Too young to know the pleasures of carnal pain. Just my type, I like breaking in new blood. You will refer to me as Sir or Master, every time you see me you will keep your head bowed until I say you may stand. You will only look me in the eye when you are tied and the safety word is "blarwargle". I take no account for any bloodloss or broken limbs you may and will experience. And I do take account for every moment of pleasure and pain you feel for which you will thank me.This is your one and only choice you will be allowed to make: Do you accept my terms?
>>6335654I kind of had the same problem. Nowadays i am not into long time relationships anymore unless we both accept each others sex fantasies. One night stands are fine though.
>>6335670You sound like the crappiest of crap boyfriends. I bet you're really whiny and needy and cling like a fucking limpet.
>tfw asian and like white girls but hardly any white girls like asian guys ;_;
>tfw secretly admiring beautiful guy from afar because you're too afraid of acting like a complete retard while trying to strike up a conversation with him
>>6335676Lol whuuuuut. Yellow fever is incredibly prevalent here. Just learn to style your hair like a k-pop boyband member and wear a little foundation and you'll reel in the pussy. Whether it's decent pussy or not is another question.
>>6335675Haha, i was different years ago. But nowadays i dont really care about relationships anymore though. I got shifted my mindset to other goals. Like fighting bears and harpooning sharks. >>6335668That is kind of tempting. I cant howhever make such a decision yet.
>>6335676>tfw asian and like asian boys but they all like white girlsthis life
>>6335694I am a patient man for all that isn't indecisiveness and those not sure of mind. The more you waste my time, the less pleasurable and more scars you will bear from our first encounter.
>>6335704What are you two even talking about? Is this some homosex fantasy or some copypasta mimicry like gorilla warfare?
>>6335711It's just virgins who think wearing trenchcoats is the height of cool being typical.
>>6335716Are you telling me that trenchcoats do NOT go with my long ponytail and fedora? pls
>>6335544>SocializeWhat is this? Can I eat it?
>>6335695What kind of asian? and how dark is your skin?
>>6335716Zip it, shrimp.
>>6335726Exchange Instant Messaging adresses.
>>6335466in other words, tfw a slut. Women pretty much have no requirements in relationships, except not being a slut - and these days, even that's not as important. What exactly is "your half" of the courtship ritual? you have to not be mentally retarded or monstrously overweight, and thats it. men have to do everything. pay for everything, initiate the date, flirt aggressively, play mind games (because you feel cheated if we dont) make jokes be charming, start the conversation and keep it going. You literally just have to look pretty and giggle, and 8/10 guys would be satisfied with that. you set all the rules, turn down anyone who doesnt know them all, then sploosh for anyone who breaks the rules in the way you secretly want everyone to, and are ruthlessly shallow and generally ignorant and insipid, coasting by on the benefits your gender grants you in social interactions.tl;dr: my name is john and i hate every single one of you
>>6335729Korean/Chinese, typical Asian whiteness. Maybe it's because I'm a mix? Or because I'm Chinese too? I need to know so I can feel bad about myself.
Oh wow, I thought it was just a joke that /cgl/ complained about this shit. For the record girls, I think you're wrong in your assumption that most guys are just looking to get laid. Most guys want a qt gf first and sex second.
>>6335742>my name is johnEverytime. But this man is right, for every girl there is a fetish. Even fat and ugly girls can get BFs easy as fuck.
>>6335738Is it like steam friending people?>Randomly added>Talk once>Never talk again>Gets removed from listIT'S THE CIRCLE OF LI~~~~FE
>>6335654I'm gonna have to ask you to explain those fetishes.
>>6335754you should be fine then..least you arent filipino like me and have a tan all year...such is life of a filipino
So many of these threads today. It's scaring me.
>>6335758Yeah. Just wait and accidently stumble on a cute weeaboo.
>>6335654pls be in london
>>6335643id ratehr have a shitty gf that does not complement me and that i dont like all that much than be alone. of course, ive never had any girlfriend and am in my mid-20s, so maybe these are extenuating circumstances...
>>6335775So basically finding the weakest link to get in a relationship, then someday just broke up?
>>6335754Please be in UK
>>6335788Fuck, if you really want a relation that lasts forever, go on adventure. Go lift. Backpack. Whatever. Talk with everyone. Socialize. You cant believe how many girls think i am their true love because how i handed them a hand in their worst of times.
>>6335763It makes me a bit sad to talk about them, but long story short, he found the exHentai of my computer, if you catch my drift.
>>6335813>2012>guys who dont have fetisheswhat is this, the time of charlemagne?
>>6335809If that is true then why the fuck are you still alone.
> tfw no gfpls /cgl/pls
>>6335809So it all goes back to>SocializeSorry for being introverted, changed country at critical moment, end up just being a hermit and being disconnected once it gets to close relationships.At work it's all fine.
29 year old male kissless dateless handholdless virgin here. I'm wondering - any girls here who are approaching my level of near-wizardry? Or am I just going to kill this thread by posting as I have done many times in the past?
its so odd because I have no crushes on anyonelike I want to be in a relationship, but I have no interest in anyone that I know currently.
>>6335654tomoko what are you doing here?>>>/a/>>>/v/
>>6335824It was a little surprising for me too. I guess girldicks and a giantass folder of swimsuits and tanlines can be off-putting.It can't be helped.
>>6335843>tomoko>boyfriend
>tfw husband>tfw husband has been cheating on you for the past 2 years but you can't really say anything about it>tfw you're too poor and useless and alone to just up and leave like you've been planning on
>>6335825I cant love everyone who i help. Even the men and women which lifes i have saved. Its what i do, and they deal with it.>>6335829not even. Grab some gear, walk to a nearest petrolstation which is along a highway and wait for a hitchhiker. Tell her you are terribly introvert but would like to travel togheter. You are going to get bonded, So fucking hard.
I heard exhentai and girldicks all the way from /a/.http://exhentai.org/g/502646/117ef79549/http://exhentai.org/g/519986/609416cdde/http://exhentai.org/g/516487/7e845b01b7/http://exhentai.org/g/516242/eedea10279/http://exhentai.org/g/497673/b0dddf89d0/http://exhentai.org/g/497933/b61704768a/http://exhentai.org/g/488207/cc8b373e9d/http://exhentai.org/g/474861/01997e6413/http://exhentai.org/g/402292/c312138f64/http://exhentai.org/g/405536/baa62441a8/http://exhentai.org/g/401078/85de03a0f5/http://exhentai.org/g/391966/5e67c992de/http://exhentai.org/g/368002/569184f822/http://exhentai.org/g/269407/2b07c8e55d/http://exhentai.org/g/114033/93e3b4588d/http://exhentai.org/g/102306/e8ab4d0dff/http://exhentai.org/g/501602/614bf2671d/http://exhentai.org/g/491865/a7d9faebdb/http://exhentai.org/g/496554/30b53dbdd4/http://exhentai.org/g/406671/aabee13b22/http://exhentai.org/g/376402/a2a6d00868/http://exhentai.org/g/458189/e684bf4ca0/
>>6335864http://exhentai.org/g/479631/24a18d7065/http://exhentai.org/g/494361/22dccbade4/http://exhentai.org/g/464468/c72d666844/http://exhentai.org/g/445037/99628d7b85/http://exhentai.org/g/440700/0263d096d7/http://exhentai.org/g/440539/817f0cee97/http://exhentai.org/g/434853/5557f7c2ad/http://exhentai.org/g/422601/12252fab37/http://exhentai.org/g/384726/5748b8c6ca/http://exhentai.org/g/375472/4769aa46e5/http://exhentai.org/g/351482/4763b8f5ce/http://exhentai.org/g/282450/581e718d3c/http://exhentai.org/g/294593/e2c9eb753a/http://exhentai.org/g/298560/172da79d51/http://exhentai.org/g/417647/055ae82fea/http://exhentai.org/g/103860/f3638912cb/http://exhentai.org/g/379508/e3e14f7bf3/http://exhentai.org/g/521082/f0795718e6/http://exhentai.org/g/526173/86c3ecddcf/http://exhentai.org/g/520734/db33e7652d/http://exhentai.org/g/519740/a3b93f6fdc/http://exhentai.org/g/518565/34ba4eb0c8/http://exhentai.org/g/514800/214cebc762/http://exhentai.org/g/531259/acef07f3f0/http://exhentai.org/g/530269/aa8b4b3bd0/http://exhentai.org/g/527423/1b4d9bc317/http://exhentai.org/g/530560/6d1d2ea9d9/http://exhentai.org/g/530549/716bd1035d/http://exhentai.org/g/530227/e22bd27022/http://exhentai.org/g/530127/c8012a76c7/There you go /cgl/, I fixed your shitty thread.
>>6335864>mfw I have some of those saved>mfw you're the fucking bestI love you, man.
>>6335485>tfw you're attractive, rich, and smart and can't get a man or friends because you're socially awkward ;_;
>>6335869
>>6335851>implying the last boyfriend she had wasn't a pillow
>>6335859Sounds weird to me.I'm just there to help when I'm needed, and for now I'll stay with the project at work until it's kind of complete (probably around february 2013)I have a tendency to be somewhere to fix things and move on.bbl, eating.
>>6335867>>6335864
>>6335864>>6335867get ur sad pandas outta here.
>>6335873Seriously, you're great. Who needs boyfriends when you have girldicks?
>tfw THIS ISN'T COSPLAY RELATED AT ALL (But that feel when I'd really like a simple, loving relationship but can never really, truly fall for a guy)
>>6335885I see myself in that. I travel from country to country, helping everyone who needs it. Might it be labour work like building, health related help or general farmland work, i am there to help.I seriously believe in Karma. (Which might be the reason why i do DYC)
>>6335899Eventually we'll all find our own personal futa who will insert things into our butts.>>6335902That's why I improved the thread.
>>6335894>nigga can't get past the panda
>dat feeling when you live in South Florida and every woman is a narcissist train wreck and something as a simple wave and smile can put you in jail for sexual harassment. Sometimes simple stuff gets really complicated.
>>6335922I went down to tallyhasse the other week. Tons of good looking women, but an overly amount of muscle tools fawning over them. I never even tried to go for it honestly. It seemed like jersey shore with some of those guys.
>>6335922Find a trap.
>tfw delightful Asian boifriendo
>tfw happily engaged 2 weeks ago
>>6335837Same here, but swap out "currently" for "my whole life. Stupid shitty area of England, the only acceptable hobby here is going out and getting drunk.> you will never have a qt introvert gf
>>6335943Good for you!
>>6335679>tfw i do that all the time, except they're not so much beautiful as they are unintentionally adorableshit sucks, i end up spending the next hour trying to think of how i could have started a convo / wondering if i'll ever see that kawaii as fuck guy again
>tfw guys constantly try to make me their 'little secret', i.e., have a girlfriend and want to screw with me>tfw I have standards but... fuck, it screws with my self esteem>tfw these assholes have formed my misandryI mean... really, too many men have tried to pull this bullshit on me. These assholes REALLY want to cheat on their girlfriends. I couldn't honestly look at them in a romantic light anymore...
>>6335544>Urgh that guy is making eye contact with me... creep.
>>6335974pls go PT
>implying I can keep social links with either gender, let alone max them out>implying my personality doesn't turn everyone but family away>implying there aren't only three non-family people I can spend time with>implying one doesn't think I hate her because I can't smalltalk enough to warrant calling her on the phone and talking for 3+ hours every day>implying two doesn't ignore me to spend time with her boyfriend watching Naruto and having angry overweight weeaboo sex>implying three didn't decide to move two hours away to live with a younger girl and only visits to tell me about how drunk/toasted she got at her house and how many dudes gave her hickiesNo, OP. I don't know that feel.
>>6335544OR! You could do this trick.
>>6335984I've already stated in a previous thread that my life is eerily similar to PTs. Mother named Debbie, ect. She makes for a great anti-role model....I've been working to get healthy and form a better relationship with my family.
>>6335903For me, it's mainly in the technical area rather than being close to people, so I'm coding.I sometime feel like I want to be with someone but the rare time it happened it crashed and burned as all the social stuff doesn't make sense to me, and I'm back to square one and don't care anymore, for some time.
>>6335992
>>6335992>he yells ow at getting a piece of paper thrown at him2/10 would not masturbate to
>>6335978>Afraid of what someone will think of them>Dresses up like anime or vidya character for fun
>tfw never licked a girl's converse sneakers
>>6336007>tfw never stepped on a guy's dick
>>6336015>no girl will ever step on your dick
>>6335992I could do that, easily. Might even spark some magic to life.
>>6335992what anime is this?
>>6336025>>6336015Just fuck already.
>>6336043boku no masturbate
>>6336043Tarzan Fucks a Zebra
>>6336043Call me your master and i'll consider spoonfeeding you.>inb4 other people tell.
>>6336050your a faggot
>>6336043Guys, this is not /a/. Just google Chunibyo, that i all i know of the title. Kyoani created it.
>>6336063And here I am, waiting for Full Metal Panic S3I'll even settle for a Fumoffu S2
>>6336076Have you read the FMP manga?
>>6336059There's no way my little Anon can be this chuu.>>6336063You ruined the fun, that's not very polite, im not mad at you.. but im disappointed.
>>6336078Part of it.And I just read part of the light novel available and translated.
/fit/ here, just look for the quiet guy at the gym.He's usually mumbling about creatine or curlbros.That's your new bf.
>>6336086I havent, but it seems that S3 would be full of NTR and stuff like that. >>6336083HAHA I DONT GIVE A SHIT
>>6336088Want to be my bf? No homo. I listen to the Baldur's Gate soundtrack while I lift.
>tfw a million cute boys at uni, but can't even look at any of them in the face cause it's too embarrassing.I know you girls know what I mean.
Screw everything!the most important question is what/where is the best place to hook up with someone!
>>6336088Most people from that board are strange though. They think that becoming big equals getting a GF, just like being nice gets you out of the friendzone.Being fit does help though haha, i got laid many times because of it.
>>6336094>baldurs gate soundtrackTempting.
>>6335485It's difficult overcoming the social awkwardness.I tend to shop by myself and it does feel lonely sometimes. The most chatter I get all week is probably from the SAs when I'm out shopping. Anyhow, random story time from last month. I was at a Harry Rosen, which caters primarily to men, in need of a pair of shoes to replace my current work pair which had concrete stuck to it wrecking the leather and laces(another long story about my dull life and my company hiring an inept construction company). Unfortunately, my usual SA wasn't available and I really needed a replacement pair. So this female SA was overseeing that section that day. Now with me being a socially awkward person, the entire experience felt relatively inelegant to put it nicely. I ended up being persuaded to purchase more than I needed and bought a pair of shoes I didn't really like just to get out of there quickly. Well to put things short:>awkward conversations about shoes>buying two pairs of shoes for $1240>tfw I haven't worn the more expensive pair even once>tfw I don't like that pair and beyond the return period>tfw I found out my usual SA was "relieved" from the storeYa, I'm not really good at story telling either.
>>6336096>tfw a million cute girls at uni, but can't even look at any of them in the face because they're all hot as fuck and wearing leggings as pants>tfw walking to class wearing sunglasses with a qt girl in front of you >tfw taking an aisle seat so you can watch girls dangle their flats in the next isle over>tfw missing important information from the lecture because you were thinking of sliding your tongue under this asian girl's arch
>>6336096>tfw a million cute boys at uni, sigh loudly, obviously, and dreamily at all of them until they give you a weird look and then you bat your eyes at them flirtatiously until some asshole on a bike crashes into you>tfw he's cute too>tfw it's fall and all the cute boys are in collared shirts and sweatersI have a crush on every boy.
>>6336101Where you are comfortable. Dont base a relation on lies by going clubbing or whatever. Dont do shit you dont like doing. Just do what you want, and one day you will meet someone.By the way if you just want sex, go clubbing.
>>6336108>implying I lift for girls
http://youtu.be/FomroPMOKvg
>>6336096>tfw the rich cute guy I liked was already engaged
Boys are scary, no thanks
>>6336128I WILL FUCKING RAPE YOU
>>6336120Haha what, let me guess. Compound lifts to get functional strength. Fatass.I lift for guys though, gotta admit it.
>tfw no qt bf to be my first and onlyI just want to find a guy who perfectly complements me and spend the rest of my life with him. I've been waiting for this weird fairytale to play out, but I don't know if I'll ever find /him/. It probably sounds pathetic, but I'm steadily losing faith...
>>6336132-every male's thoughts at all times
>>6335451>limit one per customer
>>6336143How old are you? Because i think you still have all the time to find someone.
I am Bernd, I come from UK. I have a couple of questions.1. Are you a girl?2. Do you want to be my gf?Please respond
I just want to know what it's like to kiss a qt boy.
>>63361511. No2. Yes
/fit/ here teach me how to gf as one would teach how to dougie
>>6336151come on bernd keep that shit to KC
>tfw get a girlfriend and suddenly everyone is out for my cock
>>63361511. Yes2. Sure if you like Americans
>>6336155Remove shirt and do the truffle shuffle.
>>6336152Like dry leather. Kiss girls instead.
>tfw 2.5year relationship ends and needs to move on but scared no one will love me like they did and scared to approach anyone.>captcha: concerned oterniz
>chances of gf
>>633614818. I have unusual standards because I'm pretty traditional, and it's hard to find a guy who accepts that.
Where the fuck are you girls in the real world?
>>6336168encased in fat
>>6336152bags of sand
>>6336168Hiding at our computers just like you?
>>6336168You probably don't realize that the girls you see in everyday life are just as lonely as you.
>>6336168In their basements.
>>6336168In my house with all the windows closed and the lights off
>>6336167Haha, you are 18. You still have like, 12 years of being a young adult to go. 12 fucking years. Ofcourse you will find love!
>>6336173>the girls you see in everyday life are just as lonely as you.I don't see how you can be lonely when you have friends and bf, which every girl I see does.Even the boorish fatasses.
>>6336173Any of the ones I've talked to are all very socially adjusted and have fucked more guys than I care to count. Which there's nothing wrong with, but I've yet to actually meet a girl equivalent of a neckbeard.
ctrl+f "Manchester"Not found. bye
>>6336104Another invading /fit/izen, hoping these two find love together FUCKING RESPOND BITCH IT'LL BE ADORABLEno homo
hi /cgl/, /fit/ herewe will be your qt bfs>pls respond
>>6336168Why are you looking in /cgl/?/tg/ girls are the best.
>>6336180Please be in London
>>6336173Apart from the girl I like who gets fucked casually by one of my friends and who knows who else...jeez the amount of boys she has around her place...
Do you girls have nice feet?
>>6336168avoiding homework and on cgl to make myself feel less alone
>be nice down to earth 10/10 qt fit male>all I want is a qt 7/10 who will make my protein shake sometimes and not cheat >mfw
What's up guys>qt bf reporting inWho's in need?
H...Hello, nice leather today isn't it?
>>6336155Try talking to them.Archeology is a good opening topic. A lot of women are in that field these days.
>>6336186Yeah I lotion them everyday but no qt bf to worship them ;_;
So since this thread is more /fit/ than /fit/ right now, how about a current body thread?
>workout, eat, sleep>no qt3.14 gf>tfw no gfpic related, replace minecraft with lifting
>>6336155don't wear any shirt to classwatch for girls that ogle you talk to them afterwards and then fuck
>>6335451>tfw be obese>decide had enough, lose 80+ pounds>look hot as fuark everybody mirin>tfw live in toronto>tfw no gf
you're all sluts
>>6336088This. Lots of us got /fit/ because we were socially awkward.>tfw no dominant gf
>tfw you just want to try it with a qt girl before you go full homo
I am Bernd, from France.WHY DO YOU GREENTEXT THAT FEEL WHEN Also you have to write all of it, not just tfwYou 4kanker people have spoil everything nice.Please, learn to That feel whent. bernd from KC
>>6336192I know it's not real but post pics. Any pics. Let me pretend..
>>6336107wait so what stopped you from returning it sooner
>>6336159H..Hello. Nice leather today isn't it?
>>6336192>tfw no dominant gf
>>6336190Y-you too
>>6335676>>tfw asian and like white girls but hardly any white girls like asian guyshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R-02fNL_Us
HOW TO GET BF>go to local gym>look for a lonely or energetic looking guy in the squat rack or doing deadlifts >most likely wearing a hoodie>approach>smile at them (don't be fat while doing this, unless guy is fat, if fat, continue loosing weight)>if they spaghetti everywhere he's your guy
>>6336203Ok. "Imagine" this then.
>tfw no qt cosplayer gf >tfw no QT CP GF to rub my feet after a hard day at the gym>tfw no QTCPGF to scramble my eggs
could someone please call me and set up a date with me!I'll be your very best bf forever!3058157696call me please!
>>6336209Most 4chan girls are dominant, because they learn through camwhore threads that guys will do anything to please them. Source: me
>>633621299% chance of /soc/ camwhore. If I'm wrong may I be a human footstool evermore. seriously may i
>be qt male>try to make eye contact with girl>she doesn't respond>can't tell if not interested or shy>mfw
>>6336208you came to the right place motherfucker
>>6336199holy shit dude epic post you just totally owned all those sluts 4 fuckin lyfe
>>6336194>>6336188>>6336184...why do guys from /fit/ even come here? Shouldn't you lonely bastards be browsing /soc/? Honestly... /cgl/ is the bottom of the barrel. A bunch of catty fat bitches.
>>6336218>Most 4chan girls are dominant>every /cgl/ sex survey thread talks about how they want to be dominated
>>6336219Older pic but it is me...you can believe me or not, doesn't matter to me
>>6335926Tell me your secrets for getting past the panda.
>>6336224We got linked here. We're lost and can't get home. I wish I was doing squats.
>>6336225girls don't know what they want.
>tfw no qt 3.14 /cgl/ gf
>>6336212Please be in London.
Took this a few months ago on the vacation. I really like the natural lighting in this pic
>>6336227http://haruhichan.com/wpblog/index.php/1039/exhentai-firefox-plugin-get-past-sad-panda.html
>>6336229They know they don't want submissive men.
Wow /fit/, you guys are really pathetic. Also, i am probably fitter then 99% of the /fit/ guys in this thread, teehee.Oh any ripped dutchmen in that sea of betas? I would like a twink to cuddle with.
Are you okay with having 2 gfs in the same body? Pic related
>>6336203how about thighs
>>6336232Fuck thighsDat instep
>>6336230PicsNo homo
>>6336237no man is submissive. they are lesbians.
>>6336214I want a qtcpgf
>>6336234Sorry mate. I'm across the pond, it's 6.5 bong here
>>6336224My feet hurt and the music us too loud.And my parents aren't picking me up until 10.
>>6336231yes please
Maybe you should leave the house and talk to boys.>btw I'm a boy
>>6336235dat shoop.
>>6336238
>>6336218But 4chan girls don't exist irl. They're on their computers all day like us, except we lift.
>>6336237I want submissive men...
>>6336185what do you call a girl like this btw? Should I bother?
>tfw no seagull qt3.14 in San Antonio
>>6336247Hey look even Olysnob is here. It's a party now.>tfw tiny will never join this thread
>that feel when you're literally lifting right now>that feel when you have a weightlifting that feel when no gf boner>that feel when its existential ennui is strengthened by the feels of this thread>that feel when no qt/cgl/gf to pee in your mouth
>>6336195>>6336195oh god that image>raised by single dad>every day when I got in car after school he would ask me about my 'gal pals'>I had no friends at all>I tell him this>'you'll have friends to talk about girlstuff with one day, anon' >it's been ten years>he still calls me up and asks>still no friends>'Yeah dad, we're going to go see a movie on Friday'>'I'm so proud of you, anon, I knew you could do it'
>tfw no qt korean bf to call oppa ;-;
>>6336255A girl with a lot of guy friends isn't girlfriend material. Probably a good fuck though.
>>6336251I masturbate instead of lift. Full cardio if you get REALLY in to it. Best exercise.
>>6336247>tfw girls will never be impressed by your c&j lifts
I'm a boy btw
/fit/'s here! I want a qt3.1415926 /seagull/, any of ya'll in Texas?Side benefits beyond me being fit, I also want to cosplay, so there's that.
>>6336263Post cock & feet
>>6336254>tfw dominant girls are the most shy and introverted ones spending their nights on 4chan
>>6336225Girls only pretend they enjoy acting dominate because they feel pressured by whiny betas who don't want to put in an effort...I only pretended to enjoy being dominate for the sake of my previous boyfriends. So I wouldn't have to listen to them whine and complain how girls never take the initiative ect. ect. Mind you the female gender has been submissive to males for a majority of our history. Can you really blame us for enjoying the only role we were designed to fall into?I'm tired of being ashamed of what I genuinely enjoy...
>>6336266That's actually really fucking sad.
Am I /fit/ enough? I lift sometimes :|
>>6335609>The good looking guys are either gay or only looking for one night stands.>generalizing an entire board>"why am I alone?"Idiot.
>>6336278You're not fit at all. Female equivalent of skinnyfat.
any qt boys in minnesota?
>>6336278Your boobs look like that fucking John Cougar Mellencamp song where life goes on long after the thrill of living is goneJust let them go, man. They're tired.
>>6336239http://images.4chan.org/cgl/src/1350685087429.jpgAlready posted my image, cant repost.
>>6336278we need to actually see your body to judge.off with the shirt
>>6336266>mfw i talk to my dad every now and then about football and what's happening with him and where he is staying>things like doing your dad proud never cross my mind>mfw only excitement in life is my mother making incredible brownies>feels fucking awful
>>6336266>>6336195Welp, time to hit the wine
>>6336278You're not /fit/, but girls don't need to be /fit/. Just not fat.
>tfw 10-12% bodyfat>tfw gyno>tfw nogf
>>6336278That gap
>>6336286Jesus Christ, could you have taken a worse picture?
>>6336271>tfw I have no face
>>6336278**wraps arms around nearest tree, bracing for the massive wall of /fit/ spaghetti and "4/10 WNB"**
>>6336266So wait, you mean to tell me you had a dad that was involved in your life, and you're still socially awkward?You're much stranger than the socially awkward guys raised by single moms... pls kill yourself
Men scare me, so to be in a relationship with one, I'd HAVE to dominate one...does that make sense?
>be qt bf material>be in library>see qt girl sitting next to me>she gets up to go to the bathroom or something>place a note on her desk saying "you're super cute">when she gets back she puts it to the side and goes back to work>mfw>eventually I leave and as I get out of the door she looks at me like p-lease, d-don't goYou ladies need to fucking grow a pair. Fuck. All you have to do is say thanks and we could have made sweet love then and there
>>6336265>tfw nobody will be
>>6336291Is that a challenge?
>>6336305Dyke
>>6336278>>6336298So where do you live? If it's close we could gave some lunch sometime.
>>6336305No, because women don't want, and can't be, dominate.
>>6336310It wasn't, but now it is
>finally hit 3 plate deadlift>women probably think it's a cooking feat or something>mfw
>>6336289Is that Zyzz cosplaying as Jafar?
Does /cgl/ like guys who shave their legs?
>>6336305>please be in Canada
>>6336316>tfw just need to make one more rep on my last set of 3plate deadlifts before I add another 10lbs
>tfw I thought cgl was full of qt 3.14 waifu material girls
>>6336319Yes, but without a face to associate them with there is absolutely no point.
>>6336312Nowheresville, Minnesota>>6336320I can hop in a canoe and be there in a few hours, does that count?
>>6336319Yeah, but the nail painting is a little creepy
>>6336314Too lazy. Fuck you and your shitty /fit/. You guys know nothing about fitness.
>>6336316>implying /cgl/ whores can cook
I did not know girls had these feels. I've always been under the assumption that a girl could go to any party and get laid 100% of the time granted they weren't fucking hideous. Even if they were I could still see it happening.
TEXAS here, be my qt 3.14gf
>>6336319If I wanted smooth legs, I'd just feel myself up.
women think they dominate but if they tried anything funny there would a good amount of putting in their place. i'd still take a strapon in the arse though, just to get dat prostate orgasm.
>>6336261She knows I'm a kissless virgin who's never had a gf and is probably put off by it. Strawberry feels forever.
>>6336263You're gross. Way too bulky.
>>6336292I just want to make him happy, you know? He gave up his eternal bachelor life for me, and I just want him to know I'm not a fuck-up.>but I am
>>6336333is it true that everything is bigger in texas?
>>6336328Bummer, way too far north from me.
>>6336328S-sure. A-Are you the dominant girl??
>>6336332They can. These women are "lonely" because their bf is away.
>>6336195Oh god I want to be your friend
>>6336337It's really just a gateway board to /hm/
>>6336334What if it's not just legs?
>>6336336Shut up. Dominant girls are absolutely perfect and we need more. DYEL? Huh? gb2me when you squat 3 plate.
>>6336345You bet I am.
>>6336342Steaks are 'bigger' therefore so are the people. That's about it.
>>6336324Let's be honest, we all know /a/ males are the best waifu material.
>>6336307It's ok, I love you Olysnob
>>6336359Nice answer poindexter
>>6336357/a/ wouldn't want a 3D waifu
>>6336337>implying you even squat>implying you're not taking that picture from far away so no one sees your curlbro physique.
>>6336336Actually it's true. Whenever I even ATTEMPT to be dominate or sexually aggressive the guy wants to let me know he's stronger than me and proceeds to pin me underneath him. Or at least wrestle me into submission (playfully of course). It's not that I don't enjoy it. But when I TRY to act dominate they wont let me.
Be happy with yourself and stop being psychologically co-dependent on someone else to fulfil your happiness. Be confident in the things you do, have some fucking self respect. Expect yourself to be right, feel no shame and feel entitled to the better things in life. The amenities will come if you're aren't such a self pitying basement dwelling fucking faggot.
>tfw 275 bench, 445 deadlift, 355 squat and no gfwhy me
Are there any asians on here, anyway? Male or female, it doesn't really matter. If so, want to be friends?
>>6336278those legs have potentialplease squat
>>6336350Seriously though, take this advice. Dont take the advice of /fit/.For example, You dont lose muscle on a cut. You gain muscle by doing intense lifting for HOURS. To gain muscle, you need to eat with mighty surplusses. Also, Rice and Chicken. Fuck Oats. Seriously. Havent visited your shitty board in years and i am still buff as fuck.
>>6336336It's hard to be dominant when you're not even 5 feet and no muscle ;_;
>>6336354i run mate, i run for the wind and for the mind. i don't like muscle hypertrophy on my self, it scares me kinda.
SOMEBODY ORDER SOME AWC?
>>6336362I know, I'm just saying they are waifu material themselves.
>tfw when wealthy, attractive, nerdy, cosplay and are /fit/>tfw guys only want to get in my pants (well, want me in there's because dat power top...no homo ) >tfw no cuddles and morning kisses for me
>>6336364No. Please. Stay dominant. I won't fight I swear.
>>6336364Because everyone knows women can only dominate if the man lets them.
>>6336344Maybe I can be your girlfriend tonightbtw I have penis
>>63363426'1", 8inches, 5 inches girth
>>6336364TRY HARDER!
>>6336370I don't want your advice brah. But I know enough to not go to /fit/ for advice. Also, lifting for hours? Surely you don't mean hours in one workout or buddy I have some news for you...
>>6336368Filipino guy reporting if you want to count it as asian...granted, i look more asian than islander so thats a plus
What does /fit/ think about lip gloss? Hot, or shameless whore tier?
So anyone in Texas? Seaking archaeology majors.
>>6336387you're kidding. it's the stuff you put on lips to make them soft and Oh So Kissable
>>6336385I'm in the "no makeup" camp
>>6336385What the fuck is lip gloss?
>>6336371No we need dominant gfs. Just get your bf a chastity belt. He'll do anything. Please respond
>>6335600Great job categorizing a large amount of males who want to look good into a stereotype
>>6336391Wait, what's lipstick then?
>>6336340
/cgl/ pls
>>6336341yeah mate, i think a lot of my failure in life to be aggresive and a go getter is that I don't take the piss with my mum and thus i do all the housework which makes me feel fulfilled and not bothered to get a job. it's bad.
>>6336394It's for color, not texture like gloss
>tfw all of your friends have already boyfriends except of you.
>>6336341Stop it, anon.
>tfw no gf
>>6336375>implying you even lift>implying your a girl>implying you dont want to steal my protein
>>6336394Similar, but with pinks and reds and stuff. Lip gloss is usually clear, to make them look softer.
>>6336370Talk da talk, walk da walkshow me a pic
>>6336391I wear chocolate flavoured lip balm and bitches love it. I'm a guy btw
Suprisingly enough, this is the fastest /cgl/ thread I've ever been in
>>6336385Is it conducive to gains? This is such an aspie board lol why did I come here seeing one thread is already too much.
>>6336205OH god, I lold
>>6336395>implying you're female
>>6336383Haha. A serious workout takes hours. Just look up some pro bodybuilder workouts.
>>6336377I'm not saying I'm dominate 24/7. But I do get into my moods. >2012>people still think there was only two roles in a relationship>>6336378Then men shouldn't complain. I try to be dominate and they fight back... what, should I start working out so I can properly molest my boyfriends?
>>6336402>>6336405How much fucking shit do you paint your face with every day? Jesus.
>>6336355>tfw you want to add the dominant girl on facebook or something>tfw you just checked on a map and realized it would never work out if I'm from ontario>tfw you will never find a dominant gf
>>6336408It's a /fit/ thread now
>>6336395jeff pls go
>>6336385I don't care.I really don't.
>>6336386Texan history major hereDo you have a manuscript for me to examine?
>>6336412Those guys are on roids, of course their body can recover and build muscle faster. Natty workouts are 1.5 hours max.
>>6336194>tfw want a gf but accidentally bulked up 35lbs in 3months and now so insecure about myself that i would never remove my shirt in front of woman until i get down to about 10%bfall i want is a cute, nice, friendly, virgin, non-cheating gf who laughs at my jokes and enjoys making me happy
>mfw male and dominantI feel sorry for guys born as subs.
>>6336387Its like messy, tacky, sticky chapstick. You can often find prostitots applying it.
>>6336416But Ontario is right next to Minnesota anon, we're neighbors! But I don't really use facebook, just steam and >tumblr
>>6336413Just get your bf a chastity belt. He'll do anything.,
>>6336371you can try and fuck me in the ass if you want, i wont even charge you
>>6336384That's fine with me, Filipino's seem to get a lot of hate when /fit/ has Asian rating threads, not sure why though, they seem hella cute to me.Email me or something brah, but I'm going to bed now because I live in England and I got TRAINING in the morning.
>>6336423I'll scribble something down in chocolate syrup...sugar free. You in?
> no /cgl/ girls in BirminghamI hate England.
>>6336427>not switch master race>not playing vidya with your qtgf and wagering who has to be whose slave for the weekend on matches
How do I get my bf to put on a chastity belt though? I can't promise him sex, that kind of defeats the purpose...
>>6336425Contributing
>>6336419hahahahah
>>6336403>tfw your 15 year old coworker tells you you'll get a bofriend 'some day' and makes jokes about you being sexually deprived and generally a loser
>tfw /fit/ should totally hang out with /cgl/
>>6336448I'll be your bf
>mfw- hate tripfags on cgl>mfw- still want to jump one or two of their bones.>mfw- /cgl/: first world problems.
>>63363955/10. That's the best I can do. I suggest investing in a gym membership and toning up. You look literally no ass. Literally
>>6336442Tell him it'll spice things up.
this thread, but replace anon and tumblr with /fit/ and /cgl/
>>6336407I switched back to chapstick because I had the one you had...It felt like I was rubbing a lotion cream cheese mix....weird.What brand was yours because mine was Hershey's....I guess their goal was a mouth full of chocolate?
Where's PyramidHead when you need her
>>6336278No. You don't lift at all.You need to go to the gym at least 3 times a week every week for months. Then come back and post a pic and ask if you look even presentable.
>>6336412>hoursStop talking out of your ass. A decent hypertrophy workout consists of 12-16 sets and that is not going to take you any more than 2 hours at max.
>>6336451Why would /fit/ want fat or catty bitches? You are better off going outside and talking to real women. People on the internet generally have personality disorders. Case and point: /soc/
>>6336455>toning
>>6336451There's enough chocolate syrup to go around.
am i the only one who feels like this thread has turned into /r9k/ for females
>>6336259>that feel when no qt/cgl/gf to pee in your mouthmy sides
>tfw 74 pounds and only eat a rice cake every other dayh-how do i get /fit/? female btw
>>6336459Haven't seen him in a while
>>6336438Nigga you gay? Didn't realize this until now.
looking for girl to do my dailies and shit, watch me raid, give me mid raid conversation and to cuddle before bed, london
>>6336372That's right shut up faggot. You don't even lift. Dominant women are GOAT-tier and you can't even squat LOL.
>>6336468SS+GOMAD
>>6336364You're challenging us, we can't let that go unanswered. You'd be better off finding a nice beta hovering around the alpha guy, shouldn't be hard if the alpha doesn't pull you in before you seduce the beta
>>6336182>/tg/You mean /v/ girls.
>>6336462>implying /cgl/ isn't the ED board
>>6336457I'd never get a Tumblr... too many "body positivity" blogs
>>6336425>>6336445>posting a shirtless pic of yourself on some cosplay blackhole full off fatties and skinnyfat girls on an anime themed imageboard on a Sunday night in the hope of getting a gfYou need to have a serious word with yourself lad
THAT "FEEL" WHEN THE NEW WORLD ORDER WANT TO KILL YOU AND END FREEDOM
>>6336475Hi, girl here, 13070 achievement points, been doing every single daily since launch. Guild is working on 6/8 MSV. I'll take good care of you.
>>6336306you're fucking beta mane
>>6336395You're clearly a dude
>>6336465Texas bro, what city are you in?
>>6336482More like trying to get a fitness thread going. Sure as hell isn't happening on /fit/.
>>6336474No, I'm not gay. I have a beautiful Vietnamese girlfriend. I just really, really, really find myself wanting to befriend any and every asian I meet.
>>6336480>Erectile Dysfunction boardSeems about right lel
>>6336468Read the fucking sticky.
>>6336468start drinking raw egg smoothies so you don't run out of energy and die. 1000g of protein per day. jesus christ
>>6336429My steam is in the email field. Let me check if I still remember my password. >please respond
>>6336482>some cosplay blackhole full off fatties and skinnyfat girlswell /fit/ is a blackhole full of fatties and skinnyfats too but they're all dudes. this is a step up
who /sp/ here?
>tfw handsome, well-dressed young man>everyone likes me>I haven't touched a girl in years because I'm terrified of one night stands>no qt3.14 gf because 2much emotional baggage/end up hurting her>I gave up on friends and going out because no lust for lifefuck this gay earth
Everyone fly to the North Pole, should be a good center for meeting. I'll be there one covered in grape jam.
>>6336468Eat either a chicken breast or salmon filet every day, plus a niggerload of veggies, like 3 cups
>>6336480The fuck does ED even stand for?
>>6336424My body says otherwise.
honolulu>plz respond
>>6336502Epileptic Dickosaurus
>>6336504Haha, good show man. But seriously, where's a real pic.
>>6336395>shoes on bed>implying you have any class4/10 would not gf
>>6336504>puts shirt onCURLBRO CURL BRO
>>6336498>inviting /sp/
>>6336476ok, i have bigger quads and calves than most of the people who worked out when i was at uni, they all thought I played rugby and I hate the sport, I'm telling you now, I've never squatted and my legs look bigger than 75% of fit, not a fattass either. go do one :D>you mad because you lack the power of deception
>>6336487Denton.
>>6336490>VietnameseGross, you picked the white trash race of Asia, brah
Anyone in South Florida?:3
>>6336519SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>>6336499>afraid of one night standsThat feel...I won't put my dick in something if I didn't mean it ;~;
>>6336490Oh. Well, in that case, good luck with that.>tfw i'm also filipino but don't feel asian enough to email
>>6336490Youre a pretty awesome guy Olyslob>its the filipino guy btw
>mfw most guys in this thread could snap me in halfIt's not a pleasant feeling
>>6336513>not browsing the best board on 4changet a load of this faggot
/CGL/ would you date me?
>>6336530Why do you need a girl? You have enough gyno to keep you occupied.
>>6336528you a girl? if so thats hot. i get so fucking hard when i think about tossing a 100lbs little girl around
>>6336484is that even real? (please be real)server? eu? character name?
>>6336482it was more a thought of sharing my feels than getting a gf.. if someone here is from northern sweden i might gf that girl but what are the chances of that nearly 02.00 on a sunday night on this board
>tfw you are 16 and you never kissed no one, but not because you are ugly, just because you are scared.
>>6336529Doesn't work for us non-Americans.
This thread just makes me think we should organize meet ups with /cgl/, /fit/, /v/ and /r9k/.
>>6336538Just go to anime conventions and you'll meet us. Unless you're scared of anime?
>>6336528Then again, most would protect you to death.
>>6336528That fucking feel. I want to be dominated, but I'm barely 5' and I weigh like 90 lbs.pls be gentle /fit/
>>63364846x gladiator here, fuck raiding. wanna take a ride on my drakes?
This horny ass threads theme song, you kids be safe now!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6ZWW3RvZt0
>>6336527Thanks.>>6336525Please be my friend. :(>>6336518I didn't pick shit, she was training (for the London Games awh yeah) at my gym and we HIT IT OFF M8. She probably outlifts u brah.
>>6336457over100002011001hrs in paint
>>6336533Isn't that what spin the bottle and 7 minutes in heaven was about....Allowed you to be terrified while trying something new....
>>6336478>implying I even want to attract/seduce beta faggotsI am merely commenting that I do make an effort to dominate. But they act offended if I mention anal play of any sort... with me topping. And of course what I mentioned previously.
>>6336534but there are divegrass threads every day
Sorry /cgl/ you will never have me. My standards are too high.
>>6336528>mfw swole as fuck >mfw 5'2" 110lb girlfriend domming me>mfw muscles taut and chest jutting out, on my knees, arms bound to my ankles>mfw knowing I could snap a girl in half but letting her slap me in the face and force my face into her pussy
>>6336549o-okay...
>>6336547Unless you're a 8-10/10 (perhaps a 7), you have no chance btw.
>>6336504it's like you think creatine and $60 worth of unproven supplements are different from banned PEDs
sup /cgl/ i'll be your qt3.14 azn bf
>>6336547Im going to a Halloween cosplay meeting in Utrecht, Holland. Then again i seek no seagulls.
>>6336560Fuck yeah, Shane's here. I think we have all of /fit/ now.
>>6336549i would gently dominate you
>>6336528maybe if you didn't associate yourself with a 5 foot nothing arabic cartoon character you wouldn't have that mind set. learn a martial art retard.
>tfw I was a sociable person>tfw my bf left me over 3 years ago>tfw I loved him so much I could not get over it>tfw I became depressed and socially insecure>tfw I discovered 4chan by then>tfw all my friends left me because they could not deal with me anymore and I'm all alone now>tfw I'm over him now, but too socially awkward to go outside and talk to people, so instead lurking on 4chan all day>tfw I'm going to die alone
>>6336547How hard is it to pick up a girl at a con?
>>6336532I'm in northern Sweden!
>>6336180Manchester...ish. but i be a guy =/
>>6336572"how hard is it to breathe"
>>6336547and be bored out of my mind? No, fuck that, how about you g-go to a g-gym convention?
>>6336549i'm 5'6 so it'll be alright>tfw manlet
>>6336386y-yes. What part?
>>6336557No such games in my country, sorry.
>>6336574asl?
>>6336577pls go kilgore
>>6336504Nice picture of your tiny arm. I conclude based on this that you're completely exaggerating and are clueless about fitness (as evidenced by the fact that you think /fit/ gives bad advice).
>>6336518>Vietnamese>trash of Asialol, Flips are the dark skinned niggers of white Asia.
>>6336584no
>>6336549I'm about as gentle as a jackhammer with a dragon dildo on the end of it. You're fucked.
>>6336568i just wish lightingbrah was here to share his aesthetics with us..he is so fucking handsome.. easily the most aesthetic man both face and body of his generation
>been in this thread for an hour>realize I still have 880kcal to eatWhat do /fit/?
>tfw onew will never be ur bf
>>6336560>tfw /cgl/ will never have /fit/ bf like mesorry nerds
>>6336552Once you said you were cool with flips unlike 70% of /fit>you got a friend in me
>>6336588o-okay.....
dis feel thread is entry level.you should all come over to /sp/ sometime if you want to see some advanced feels. we're pushing the boundaries of what is possible.
>>6336591Isn't he a manlet?
>>63365495'5 guy. Strong for my size, thoughI'll dominate you until you hug me at night when we sleep with tears in your eyes both from pain and happiness
>>6336550>pvpdropped
>>6336547A meet-up would be simpler. People have been bitching about no bf / gf forever but never fucking do anything about it. If things are ever going to work out for everyone this is the easiest way.
>>6336568Somebody get on the horn with Scooby, Gingermod, and mootles
What's going on in here?
anyone in floridaplease respondi have a penis
Come to bed, /fit/~
>>6336572Why would you go to a con just to pick up a girl? I go there for the atmosphere and fun, not girls.
>>63365995'7"like me
>>63365795'6 bro here to keep up the hard work.
>>6336605I'll get Ennui. I've been hiding under his floorboards for weeks now.
>>6336607gooby pls
>>6336592go have a protein shake with milk and oil
>>6335508I know that feel. I just wan't a girl to be with. Sex is great but its not what Im always thinking about.
>>6336598/sp/ hasn't even achieved trans-meta-shitposting yet, or even meta-masturbation.Step up your game, /sp/.
>>6336594>try to troll>nobody rustled>try againgood for you i like that persistence
>>6336610see>>6336519and >>6336215
>>6336572Dress up right and they'll have RP sex with you.
>>6336610Do you live in Central Florida? Namely Orlando? I have lolita to wear but no one to look presentable for... sad.
>>6336484where the fuck are you then? i ain't a bastard you are just taking your time.
Goodnight pretty girls, pretty boys, and everything else.I love you all.
>>6336429>>6336494Okay I'm logged in and remembered my password. >please respond I have a intermediate squat and deadlift and I like to be dominated
So....when's the orgy?
>fantasise about meeting future gf>tfw it's already a fantasy and won't come trueMy mind is my best friend and worst enemy... Nice to dream though...
>>6336627n-no, panama city beach. aesthetics capital of florida
I get honestly surprised by the number of cute asian girls in conventions that do not date. Being a man, I know they could date most men that attend conventions so I believe it is a failure of their part for not approaching men.
>>6336575srsly fuck paint
>tfw you missed out on all the highschool girls and now you will never experience it
>>6336605>>6336607Ask and ye shall recieve!Scooby, do you want a qt cosplaying gf?
>>6336276>I'm tired of being ashamed of what I genuinely enjoy Don't be. Now get on your knees >please respond
>>6336636So close yet so far...Oh well, good luck matey!
/fit/zen here, who's gonna be my gf
bro confirmed for kissless permavirginpic related, it's you
>>6336586At least i dont invade an imageboard looking for a GF.Fuck, you guys are pathetic as fuck.
>>6336648Oh my god Rebecca is that you?!
>>6336574where in northern sweden? are you a girl? how much do you weigh and how tall are you?>please respond>please>please....
>>6336657It's a joke, twigarms.
>>6336650Oh I think I'll just stick to these doubles.
you don't want us, you want Jessica Nigri...
>>6336666
jus droppin by this thread to say to all the guys who came here from /fit/> you're all gay as fuck and never come back to /fit/ fucking phaggots
>>6336666Oh Jesus Christ
>>6336666no
>>6336650You should some day memorize his trip.
>>6336666>mfw
>>6336666Thread's over. Clean up and move out
>>6336276nobody said you should be ashamed of it, you are a slut and that's that.
>tfw 4chen is too anglocentric and you'd never find someone in your country.[spoiler]Anyway, Mexico City, guy, looking for girl[spoiler]
Any Australian girls who are willing to get to know a socially awkward gamer/anime fan?
>>6336666>implying actually scooby's tripcode
>>6336648>tfw you went to an all girls school and now you have no fucking idea how to interact with guys
>>6336634We'd need to organize a con to make this happen...The /seagulls/ can be anime bitches, and /fit/ can go as Bane, Batman, and Conan. Also... Major Armstrong!
>implying i want a gf>implying she won't just distract me from lifting>implying she won't just give me a massage when i'm sore>implying i won't cuddle her at night>implying i'm not soul crushingly lonely>tfwnogf
>>6336680About time someone ended this. 540 posts.
>>6336673>mfw I am a gf-less /co/mrade
>>6336603can't argue with that, I'm dropping WoW when my annual pass is up in November. game sux
>>6336677shh. did you find a qt 3.14 gf yet?
>>6336657>embarrassed by the fact that he isn't /fit/>resorts to namecalling I bet you're the sort of guy who curls at the squat rack. You fucking disgust me.
So, no one from latin america uh.. ?
>>6336666>it even has a doubles watermark
>>6336685Persona_5_monster_design
>>6336691>mfw I'm from /o/
sup /cgl/, /fa/ reporting in
>tfw no gf to skateboard with me
>>6336504you are delusional as fuck ahahhaasincerely,/fit/
any BR no bf girl looking for a /fit/ dick?>inb4 heuheuheuheu
>>6336673NO FUCK YOU DONT MAKE THEM STAY HERE.
>>6336704At least we lift
>tfw /cgl/ is a dirty whore who cheats on you with /fit/>tfw /fit/ is only doing it to piss you off because you didn't want to do buttstuff together
>>6336691Do you like homestuck? :33
>>6336666>>6336607Fake scoobyHis trip says "remember zyzz is gay 7 times"
>>6336504Have you even taken a look at the /fit/izens ITT, pls go forever.>posting a picture after Oly, huehue
>>6336687>tfw you could make a kick ass Wolverine or Rorschach>tfw 5'5
>>6336704fuck off faggot.. /cgl/ is now for girls and dudes who actually lift
>>6336666>>6336666czech em
>>6336705>Me>Not liftingSource: Your ass.
>>6336703No, go back to AF, you imbecile.
reporting in
>>6336695See>>6336682
>>6336719Source: Your twig arm, lel
>>6336685i would interact with you... height/weight/race?
>>6336693...what?Btw this thread is dissapointing. No Jessica pics, no pics of the girl who said her doc said she was between female and hermaphrodite or something equally silly, no trollpics with the little girl who looks like a doll and everyone here thinks she photoshops her pics.
>>6336721nigga pls
I need girls opinions on gyno and receding hair lines. Also mixed guys.>pls respond
>>6336730It's just us fitizens here now brah.
>>6336721Fuck...Where is rippletits?
Question:I recently realized that I'm in love with my best friend. We've known each other for a while and have been in relationships with other people, but I came to realize that she was everything I wanted in a woman. She's in a relationship and I've just started going out with another girl, but I'm pretty sure these aren't going to work out. I don't want to lose our friendship, but I honestly feel like we're meant to end up together.
>>6336708its cool.
>>6336664Just fucking with you brah. Go to sleep, Yurop
You guys should all post your dicks in /soc/.
>tfw the dominant girl didn't add me back>tfw no dominant gf>tfw more motivation to slam out OHPs tomorrow
>>6336724Jelly as fuck?
>>6336721NOW IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING PARTYIT AIN'T OVER YET HOLY SHIT
if you are no bf from the netherlands, i might be your descartes
>>6336726Post em then.
>>6336738I can't remember my steam password ;_;
Fit girls thread
Greetings from /fit/. One of us will be your boyfriend. Choose wisely!
>>6336706At least we still have our /mu/tant brothers.We're going to walk around like bffs looking fabulous, listening to patrician music, and making vaginas moist left and right.Then we can talk about feels such as /cgl/ being a dirty whore and /lit/ being a stuck up cunt.
>>6336730gyno = disgustingreceding hair line = shit geneswouldnothaveyourbabies/10
>>6336740I imagine you barely being able to type that out through the shrinkwrap of tears coating your eyes
>>6336734There isn't a question in that story you wrote.In any case, lift.
>>6336746upper right is pretty handsome
/fit/izen reporting inWHO WANTS TO BE MY QT 3.14 KOREAN GF
Honest offer here.I am 20, I can cook, I can speak English and German, I have been to many European countries and when I am not at school I live in England.I am attending Oregon State University, I am graduating with a microbiology major, a botany major, a chemistry minor, and an environmental science minor. I am well read, and I appreciate many types of music, I write fiction recreationally and poetry when I see something I like. I have a deep connection to arthropods, and I am sickened by the thought of them being harmed. I enjoy gardening, and I often simply spend time in areas with plants for the tranquility. I donate 4 units of blood year, I am a registered bone-marrow donor, and I have tried several times to sign up to donate the left lobe of my liver to a stranger, but Oregon does not allow performance of this operation.I am not a neat-freak, but I don't allow messes to get in my way, and I make a habit of cleaning whenever I have a free moment. Now here are the downsides, I have high-functioning autism. My heart is twice the size it should be, and it will likely kill me before I reach 50. I have difficulty sensing sarcasm, but I try my best.Here is a picture of me. Does anyone here live in Corvallis, who actually would like to just meet and have a conversation?
What do girls really think about this body? Be honest.
>>6336734Well, I am a doctor and I have seen patients like this before. I believe you are suffering from a rare case on tfwnogf-itis and a mild case of butt aids. Please stay safe. I'm a doctor.
this thread is the embodiment of /r9k/
>>6336734start lifting and schedule an appointment to get rid of your gyno.
>>6336762Except we're joking.
>>6336722country?
>>6336760sexy
>>6336752I dont actually care about looking big though. I would say that i am more from /a/, not /fit/. I care about someone insulting my waifu, not my biceps.
>>6336745FUAAAAAR, ding ding ding my doctor bell.
>>6336721steamrolan you really lookin swole since last time i saw you post, good progress.
>>6336765Mexico. Mexico City.
>>6336758you should start lifting breh.. get some aesthetics going for ya
>>6336700>tfw no /fa/ bf>I'm /fit/, btw
>>6336760Terrifying
>>6336627Fuckit, I have nothing to do. Floridafags feel free to add mixedtapez on Skype if you want to chat.
>>6336762I tried to save it with porn earlier, but /cgl/ didn't listen. No one ever listens.
>>6336704bro pls go
>>6336775>implying you wouldnt suck his dick and nipples without questioning if he ordered you to
>>6336758Were you that fat guy that used to post on /hm/?
>MFW I like BBW's but live in England so I haven't seen one in personForever alone with no qt big cuddly gf
Come to me, ladies.
>>6336744I-It's okay you c-could have said no.
>>6335544>socializing with strange girls on a busi shiggy diggy doo
oh gosh :3we should have these threads morei-i'm not used to talking to boys...
>>6336755You mean middle-center?
>>6336745>tfw no shredded as fuark gf
>>6336772you should see where I started from. I have been going to /fit/ since august of 2009.
>>6336721mah nigga
>>6336771why is everyone so far from Chile ?
>>6336782Except that i am actually from /cgl/ instead of you faggots.
>>6336729u wot m8
>>6336764i dunnoi don't think /fat/'s capable of jokes
>>6336799That's why you need to leave. This board has been claimed for /fit/'s feels.
>>6336791I am not used to talking to boys either ;_;
>>6336805pls b in london
Pic is a /fit/ regular. He's practically the next Zyzz.He also cosplays as a spartan, so /cgl/ related
>>6336721a BBC having trouble finding a girlfriend?refuse to believe
>>6336805>>6336791just come up to us in the gym and say hi
>>6336804Fuck you im staying. Altough i compliment some of you guys, would fuck all night long.
>>6336798Because Chile is too far from Earth.
>>6336784Yea, I post all over, actually its kind of a funny story why I never went back. I would still be posting on /hm/ but they scared me away a bit. I am now signed up to be a nude art-model.
>>6336793
>>6336808Argentina, sorry.
>Tfw no cute trap gf
>>6336805>>6336791We can chat. Come over, bring some of those cutesy clothes. I've got the chocolate syrup. >link related>>6336465
>>6336822>trap>gfNICE FEEL BRAH
>>6336743I rather return to /fit/ and argue about something there. Also I don't have any of those pics.
>>6336793is it to much to ask for? a shredded gurl?
>>6336178well you see girls with friends and boyfriends more often because they have friends and a boyfriend to hang out with ;_;
don't be fooled, this is what the boys over at /fit/ really look likepic related, it's from their most recent /fit/ meetup
>>6336810FUCK OFF SEID AND YOUR BABBY FACE
>>6336814wow brah you're really good at this internet thing
>>6336826Okie dokie. See you there.
>>6336813This guy looks really, REALLY akward. Kind of omega. But he got a nice body. Is he from your board too?
>>6336830>implying
>>6336804>tfw nujabes died before he got a chance to make a collab album with MF DOOM>tfw cardio to Nujabes lift to Knife Party
>>6336781you can only save things that were alive to begin with, anon.
>>6336835He's some douchebag trying to be Zyzz. Not from our board.
>>6336830New york is not an accurate sample size for the whole of /fit/They all said they didn't lift.
>>6336835He's Zyzz's successor.
>>6336836Jeff looks like a shredded lesbian, do not want.
>>6336835Yeah he posts regularly under 'ennui'
I would lift but I don't want to destroy my delicate female body by getting ripped.
>>6336830they're actually good looking
>tfw 2 years of lifting and now /fit/>tfw still no gfh-h-hi ladiess... cc-come get it
>>6336830/fit/ doesn't have meet ups...
>>6336851We had one. That was it.
What do girls have that /fit/ doesn't have, anyway?
>>6336851yes we do
>>6336848get shredded
>>6336848Good news, its hard to actually get ripped. You could easily become more firm, and more shapely, without ever risking 'ripped' status.
>>6336837>tfw /fit/ has good taste in music
>>6336811its more common than you think >tfw every girl that approaches expects you to be super extroverted because you're black and in decent shape>tfw they get turned off by how reserved you are in public>tfw all the quiet/shy girls are too intimidated to talk to you
>>6336838I'm a Professor, I can bring it to life, and save it later.
>>6336840He looks like a guy who would rather defend his babyface then his loved ones. His body isnt that nice though, if i was him i would just bulk up and become bigger.
>>6336855smooth skin
>>6336848girls physically can't get ripped unless they drink testosterone for breakfast.
>>6336856No /fit/ doesn't, they had one meet up a long ass time ago and haven't had one since.
>>6336817Oh. You look hotter now. Keep up the good work.
>>6335451Post nudes so I can asses this situation better
>>6336868Uh, actually yeah, not sure if srs.That was the new york /fit/ meet from this year.
>>6336864https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD6IjBUDFhchow ya doin
>>6336830>that guilt when almost all the white guys in that meetup were racist at some point
>>6336876Those people don't browse /fit/ ffs.
>>6336855pretty feet
>>6336878Watch this if you want to see a faggot stick his tongue out every single scene and wink like a little girl.
>>6336837>tfw listen to this before lifting as calm before the storm>tfw miss Nujabes ;_;
>>6336864stop trying to be /fit/izen
>>6336878best /fit/izen posted in this thread.
>>6336855moist lips
>>6336855gorgeous eyes
>>6336879seems typical of /fit/, judging how the two bbc's on the right are bigger than all of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_lU0rtMb7s&feature=relatedpls come back..
>>6336855Self respect.
>>6336887Why the fuck would i want to become a beta faggot like you guys. Seriously, SEE THIS THREAD. '>>6336878What the fuck, did he made this himself? Because if so, then he is the most narcistic faggot on earth.
>>6336882stay mad you skinny fat piece of shit
If you're a white, Aryan woman who can trace back her lineage at least 300 years within the same European country of origin, and have not race mixed in the past, you're more than welcome to join me in the struggle to save our white nation from the hordes of dark invaders.
>>6336855a very shitty thread that tends to circlejerk itself
QUESTION 2:Thoughts on perfume, /fit/?
>>6336899dude, you are just as delusional and beta as /fit/
>>6336904nah i like natty pheromones
You're a guy that does cosplay, yet you have the balls to tell one of my iron brothers that you aren't a beta faggot?
>>6336904good, just not if you're trying to mask something
>>6336901hi /pol/
Racemixing is a crime against humanity.
>>6336899stay jelly cosplaying faggot
>>6336869I am planning to, everyone I know is telling me to stop, but I can't understand why. I am still at about 17% bodyfat. I will return to /hm/ some day. I may actually be more open than I was last time, for example I jerked a guy off yesterday.
>>6336904Guys don't care, either way, about perfume, lip gloss, etc. It comes down to if she's a qt, and if she's into/willing to do stuff the guy is into. Also, obviously, she can't be a bitch or anything (she can for me because I like dominant girls).
>>6336904I like when a woman wears a little of a clean fruity scent.Some women wear this stuff that smells like Acetone.
>mfw image limit
>>6336904covers up their natural scent. not necessary
>>6336905>Mfw i had many sexual lovers and lovers in general>Fit>Open bisexual>Do not give a shit what anybody thinks about meReally. I walk around with Steins Gate shirts in public and got a Vocaloid messenger bag. I am not one of you, and even if i am, i would not give ONE SINGLE FUCK.
>>6336921inb4 you make a thread on /cgl/ with a picture of your ass sayin "ITT: U MAD"
>>6336904yah, natty pheromones. I really dislike perfume and think makeup is like cheat codes. I'm against makeup morally but perfume the smell, girls smell good if they take care of their body. If you need perfume, you need to hit the gym and change your grocery list.
>>6336923post pics prove it faggot
>>6336362no, but they want to be the little girl
>>6336923>bisexual>more like betasexualSeriously, pick a side brah
Please be in London ;__;
>>6336929See >>6336504>>6336286>>6336931I swing both ways, sweetie.
so if i get a /fit/ body does that mean girls will like me?
>>6336944No.
>You will never have your toes sucked by a submissive /fit/izenNew thread...?
Someone make a new thread. Image limit. ;_;
>>6336905dude, no one gives a fuck, aspie faggot
>>6336944hahahaha why do you think /fit/ is here
>>6336944Any girl who only cares about your body is not your true love. Lift for yourself, and for no one else.
>>6336954/fit was here to fuck around. It's been said a lot in this thread. Take it as you will.
>>6336817>that god awful handwriting
>>6336950I-I'll suck them, mistress
>>6336953confirmed for aspie kissless permavirgin
>>6336925>>6336925>>6336925>>6336925>>6336925>>6336925>>6336925>>6336925please this
>>6336940you mispelled brah brah
>>6336950>you will never find a dominant gf>your /fit/ body will only attract submissive girls begging for the D
>>6336959>implying we all dont suffer from crippling loneliness
>>6336956implying your brain and thus personality aren't in your bodylifting for yourself and no one else... implying i can't use my body to help other peoplesociopath much?
>>6336959I thought you guys were looking for love.
>>6336960Well I have severe nerve damage in my dominant hand, I got it caught in a machine that put 3rd degree burns all over it. Frankly its impressive I can still write at all.
Will one of you niggers please make a new thread?
>>6336981Can it be on your board instead?
>>6336979lel nobody is taking this thread seriously, brah.
>>6336979Nope. No doubt a few were. Trips were playin, my being one of them.
>>6336979i am, all my pain goes straight into the gym :'*(i need a waifu
>>6336956>Lifting for practicality>That means everyone>YDEL
>>6336944Yes actually it mean girls will like you... but you won't be able to do shit unless you have some sort of social skills
>>6336988Yeah, invite the girls over. Then they'll be in the lion's den.
>>6335466>those guys ruining it for every other guySex is just a benefit from a relationship.
>>6336999It's not /fit/ friday on /cgl/.I'll make one Friday
>>6336837Fuck I never knew...
look at some of our other threads, /fit/. to fuck /cgl/, you must understand /cgl/.
>>6335466So what exactly are they supposed to do? Do you want a guy that doesn't want to have sex at all or you want a guy that watches you fuck around with other dudes and is happy about it?Who the fuck would value themselves so little to put their self through that?Yeah, no wonder you don't have a bf.
>>6337015So what you're saying is that /fit/ should learn how to cosplay as lolitas? I don't know how I feel about this.
>>6336988Only if you fucking whores show up for the dicking youve always wanted.
>>6337020>>6337020>>6337020>>6337020>>6337020new thread
>>6337021The second one. It's called cuckolding :3
>>6337015>implying I didn't befriend this cute little nerdy girl in highschool that did cosplayTotally had a crush on her, but I was taken, so she was friendzoned. Yeah, got that cosplay knowledge even if I cant sew for shit.
>>6336505aw shit nigga, people on the internet who live in hawaii?too bad the city i live in is two hours away from honolulu
lol when do you guys think all the girls left? This is pretty much what would happen if /cgl/ and /fit/ met up irl. Then all the guys will be arguing about whether Olympic lifting causes hypertrophy.
>>6337012thats actually a thing? inb4 newfag
>>6337037we'd all be cowering in the corner making a fort out of pillows to defend ourselves, you'd be juicing up or something
>just want to meet a nice girl who doesn't obsess over parties, alcohol, and drugs
>>6337031>please cuckold me
>>6337038Yeah, it's a thing. You don't hear about it on /fit/ usually.I didn't notice it until I started lurking here on weekends for new qt 3.14s.Might be just some /a/ guy pretending to be /fit/ though.
>>6336993Guys, i got it. Why not become Homo? Seriously, cuddling with a man feels good.
>>6337057Because the massive personality offset that a female has is my sole attraction. It only works with feminine features.
>>6337032That knowledge can get you a LONG way. Srsly, I would never expect a /fit/ guy to know shit about cosplay. Major respect points instantly
>people thinking /fit/ has the best guysEver heard about /k/? The board is mostly ex-military guys. Would you rather date a guy who has, what I call, "fake muscles"(muscles achieved from lifting weights in a gym all day that serve no use in the real world other than looking buff)Or someone from /k/, a rugged outdoorsman who can protect you and who doesn't obsess over the size of his triceps. I think the choice is obvious.
>>6337052probably brofag
>>6337066I need to do it then. I'm going after the lolita ones.
>>6337094>fake muscleslol coming from women on a cosplay imageboard.
>>6337094>fake musclesI am ex military too and half the people there were fat as shit and didn't take care of themselves like any respectable person should./fit/ vet here, pls go.
>>6337094Up the upside, we won't get blown up by a towelhead after being abroad for 7 months
>>6337094>I want a guy with muscles>but I don't want him to go to the gymITT: female logic
>>6337216>lifting for years>still DYELITT: iopq logicJokes aside, have you escaped DYELmode yet? I actually like you, so it would be cool if you ended up ripped.
Gonna go finish my bulk now. I like /newfit/, it's nice here.
>>6336579tfw also 5' 6 male
>>6337235We're all gonna make it brah
>>6337235>>6336579>>6336614>>63372415'7" reporting. C-can I join you guys? I'll hunch my back if that helps.
>>6337220still DIELI'm hoping my bulk will let me escape skinnyfat mode
>>6336341Hey there champ, it could be worse. I'm a crossdressing faggot and my dad's a far-right conservative christfag. I literally could not be any more of a disappointment to him if I was actively trying to be, a hippy, a downie, anything would be better to him than this.So buck up!
>>6336481Just ignore them. Technically, I'd be considered a "SJW" but I don't even like those body positivity people.
>>6336912lel>>>/pol/
>>6336328>tfw minnesota tooD..Did you go to anime fusion..?
>>6337248no i will stomp you into the ground with my 6'4" master race genes before you meet them
>>6337094wait a minute you do realise that most of those guys DO go to the gym to gain muscle which they use in the military.Also most people who exercise a lot can easily, EASILY (especially if marines) beat most military personnel when it comes to strength and endurance, i know i can.Hell the marine entry requirements are so piss easy that people who fail for any other branch of the American military will join the marines because it is their last hope.
lol army fags
I'm just a tiny hundred pound nerd girl who wants to be dominated, but I'm surrounded by neckbearded nice guys who don't qualify because I'm too outgoing. FML.
>>6338732Then I'll see you at the meetup. I'll be the man (yes, man) with the box of spaghetti.
>>6338744I'll be the loud, extremely short lolita in all black. >If only, I live in the middle of BFN cornfieldsville near Canuckland
>>6338753I'm coming all the way from New Zealand.
>thread still up Please be in London
I haven't had any emails from qt FIlipinos (or anybody else that wants to be friends!) yet.
>>6338953I'd email you just to keep in contact about this meet
>>6338963Well my email is in the email field, silly.
>>6338971btw im a guy
>>6335451btw, im a GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>6339190btw me too