/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>be 12 or 13
>halloween
>trick or treating
>inside an apartment building lobby
>Fattyscooterdisgustingtublardwhale is handing out candy
>Stick my hand in and grab 2 goodie bags
>She clearly see's me grabbing 2
>Smiles at me
>Black best friend grabs 2
>Hey what are you doing!
>Put one back!
> Haven't you been tought manners? Such a rude child! There are other kids waiting!
> Friend says "But you let anon grab 2 goodie bags, and anyways there's more than enough for people to take 3 so chill"
> Friend throws back both goodie bags
> Walking away with friend
> hear "you see that? thats how you handle hoodlums" fatass is gloating about how she intimidated black friend, which she didnt. "He'll grow up to be a good for nothing menace to society who lives on welfare"
>Friend walks back in
>"'Shut the fuck up you fat bitch, you're morbidly obese and I see you at (localgrocerystore) always using welfare coupons (he meant food stamps). When was the last time you walked at all you fatass. By the way where did you buy that baby hippo costume? (She was not wearing a costume at all cause she's a fatass and probably can't dress herself.)
> See her face swell up all red
> She tries to grab him, T-rex arms causes her to fail horribly
> All the kids start laughing at her
> fatass: Get out of here
>friend: no
> fatass:"I used to be a security gaurd, I'll go get my bat"
>Nobody has any response to this utter retardation