/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

is it bad if my first reaction was "why is it so close to her computer?"

Oh good lord...

Oh god oh god I did not want to see the floor of her room again. GAG!

.....

correct me if i'm wrong but won't the hair just clump up and harden when it dries?

>>6276801
Nope, that's what I thought first too.
Then again, this is the same retard who fucked up her fathers measuring cup with resin so I'm not surprised.

Wait, isn't that one of her Party City wigs? Double terrible?

I'm more upset with the girls parents. How could you allow your child to make a mess in their room like that?

>than again their whole house is a sty

God...DAMMIT. That mess.

>SEND ME IDEA'S

No apostrophe necessary Ashley, YESIMAD.

I can't wait to see the result.

Where did she post this? I can't find it on her tumblr.

That looks... unfortunate. I wonder why she thought that would work. For some reason I feel all panicky with her doing all this on her desk with only a plastic bag underneath that is doing nothing next to her computer.

>>6276831
Facebook.

No one posted that yet because no one knows where the hell you got that picture from. She didn't post that on her Tumblr or Deviantart from what I can see.

facebook, not yet on tumblurrr

>>6276841
Eww.

>>6276841

>>6276841
BEAUTIFUL. I'LL TAKE 40!

>>6276839
Not all of us are as privileged to be able to see the shit she posts on her facebook. She has it on private settings for the majority of us.

>>6276841
Something tells me she is quite proud of this, and that makes me so sad.

>>6276841
That poor wig.

>>6276848
And for that, you have my deepest condolences.

Or maybe I should have yours.

>>6276841

Link to the Facebook, please. I'm not really sure who "she" is.

>>6276852
Please share more with us, Anon. We would be forever in your debt.

What the ACTUAL fuck? That was probably more complicated than just dying it. Sometimes I think she's just putting on a show for us all - how could someone be so goddamn stupid?

>>6276859
This is Ashley we're talking about. Common sense goes out the window with that girl.
Personally I just want to rinse out that wig and dye it for her.

...will she wash it at least? Maybe it won't look as clumped together and stringy...maybe there's hope...

>>6276841
why the fuck would you fucking do that how can you not know the basic principles of wig dying after being as long as Ashley in the cosplay scene that's fucking fucked up FUCK

>>6276868
But wouldn't that just wash the paint out? I think the only option she has is to leave it the way it is if she wants the color to stay in.
Also what the fuck is this wig food? It looks like some sort of Rainbowdash cosplay fuckfest.

>>6276871
I'm not sure what would happen honestly. I've never heard of anyone trying to dye a wig with acrylics.

>>6276841
Please tell me she is not going to cosplay Rainbow Dash.

>>6276871
Wow. For* excuse me, I must be starving.

Oh god, burn it with fire!

You can dye a wig very well with acrylic paint, but there's a lot of other things that go in to it.

Looks like ashley saw "How to paint a wig with acrylic paint!" and just didn't read the directions and started literally painting the wig with acrylic paint.

poor thing.

>>6276878
that made me laugh out loud for some reason.
I love you. Can we get married and eat together while we see Asherbee's tumblr?

>>6276841
I am more concerned with the cuts on her wrists?

>>6276884
also ignore my stupid name was using before.

>>6276885
Well, there is a water bottle there, maybe she tried to put water on it.
And that's it.

>>6276885
Uguu~ Only if you cook.

>>6276886
Pretty sure that's just paint.

>>6276889
Sorr, this was for>>6276884

>>6276886
It's paint, from the wig.

>>6276886
That's obviously paint.
But isn't that the arm in which she claimed she cut herself?

>>6276886
Are you retarded? That's clearly paint splatter from her having some strange form of Parkinson's and being unable to paint anything without getting paint absolutely everywhere.

>>6276895
Oh god.. it IS for rainbow dash, right?
Ashley y u do dis.

>>6276898
Why, yes it is.

>>6276841
What the hell was going through her head that caused her to believe that this was a good idea?

>>6276841
>>6276895
>>6276902
>>6276905
I can't wait to see her put this on.

Last one worth posting...
Dear lord...
>dat room

looks like she rinsed it out?

>mfw it looks like she's going to cosplay Rainbow Dash
>Rainbow Dash is fit, likes to move around a lot and be active
>Ashley, none of the above
Not that one needs to be general fit to cospaly Rainbow Dash, bit it would just look odd for an overweight girl to..

>>6276904
Oh yikes.
Shouldn't the scar be visible here? >>6276902

Does anybody have the link to her wiki? it probably under her old DA name that i cant remember...

>>6276838
She got paint on the desk. SHE GOT PAINT ON THE DESK.

>>6276916
Old name was LuvMonkeys

>>6276910
>ib4 I WANTED IT TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THIS

>>6276920
The fattest girls are the ones who cosplay Rainbow Dash the most, sadly.

>>6276908
Gross gross gross gross.

>>6276916
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Luvmonkeys

Oh god I did this to my real hair once, when I was 7 or 8? It was such a nasty feeling, I imagine the wig hair is 20% nastier.
I'm always disappointed by RD cosplayers, they're either bitches or don't know what I'm talking about when I ask to do certain poses like arm wrestling with me as AJ.

>>6276920
But she would fit the rude, dyke girl that nobody really likes for any specific personality attribute category just fine.

I'm glad it's RD. Worst pony. She can stay the fuck away from Cadence and the other ponies.

>>6276915
Had it actually existed, yes, it should be.

>>6276908

i'm crying i can't take all that clutter

i could see ashley on an episode of hoarders

Ashley please let me clean and redecorate your room

please

You will be so much happier with a beautiful clean working space

Please let me take you shopping I will buy whatever you want oh my god how can you be happy like this D|

>>6276936
>>6276929
But it makes NO SENSE.
Oh long johnson...
This girl.. I just... why

>>6276936
Dude, she already said she was going to cosplay Cadence.

Everyone who lives in that house is a fat slob.

I bet she has dishes and cups with mold and other goodies. Yum yum.

>>6276946
>Oh long johnson...
My siiides.

>>6276908
Oh my fucking God is that her mermaid tail scrunched up and TOSSED SO CARELESSLY? What the fuck WHAT. The fuck.

>>6276948
You live in VA? Lets take a road trip down and do just this.
Anyone else just want to buy her a gift card to a wig store online?

>>6276954
Just puked in my mouth a little. All those diet Mountain Dew cans scattered on her floor...

>>6276949
I hope she gives up honestly. That dress is really complicated and I hope it gets too overwhelming for her to do so she just winds up doing a closet cosplay RD like 80% of all the other people who cosplay that pony do.

>>6276959
Why buy her a gift card. She'll just ruin whatever she gets. :/

>>6276908
>Empty (or is it?) Mountain Dew can right next to her mermaid tail
>correction: TWO Mountain Dew cans
>other misc garbage

brb vomiting profusely.

>>6276910
Thanks Jesus, it doesn't look nearly as bad!

>>6276964
Point. Just...ugh. She'll learn later to take care of her wigs...maybe

>>6276908
Her room belongs in an I Spy book...macabre Halloween version.

>>6276908
I suddenly feel like cleaning
but my room is already clean

>>6276908
You can even see a Simplicity (at least I'm pretty sure it is) pattern on the floor. I REALLY don't understand now; if she uses patterns how on EARTH does she manage to FUCK UP EVERYTHING SO BADLY???

her jade

>>6276985
>Dat gut
and she wonders why people have been making comments about her looking pregnant.

>>6276996
And also she claims over and over again she is not fat, just bloated.
If that was not fat, that would be a fucking tumor.

How old is she now?

>>6277004
Old enough to be in college, 18 I think?

>>6276997
Are those the shoes she glittered herself? Doesn't look like they held up at all, I lol'd

>>6277006
Oh my god, they are. Just imagine the trail of glitter she left behind. The sheer weight behind each of her stomps shook that shit into oblivion.

>>6277006
They are! You know she probably spent more on supplies and base shoes than she would have pre-glittered red shoes.

>>6276985
You know normally I would say you guys are full of shit about the pregnant thing, but these pictures make it look extremely that way.
It's not the shape of body fat you'd expect to see on an abdomen.
It looks really round, and centered on the lower part near her belly button. Her gut measurement actually looks bigger than her bust.
Something just isn't right, and I don't think it's just ill-fitted clothes..

>>6277011
>implying anyone in their right mind would impregnate Ashley

>>6277017
Dude, some of the ugliest, dumbest, most psychotic chicks I know have gotten laid.

>>6277020
all a psychotic chick needs is an equally psychotic guy
or someone drunk

>>6277020
Well if anyone would, it certainly wouldn't be at her place. There's no way they'd find space amongst that clutter.

>>6277020
This. Some guys are really that desperate or near black out drunk. For Assley it would have to be both.

>>6277024
Oh god, is it just me or does Ashley seem sort of the type to take advantage of some poor unsuspecting convention drunk?

>>6277011
True, her stomach looks too "hard."

>>6277029
I feel so bad for whoever she raped.

You know she has been pressing her 'preferring girls' charade rather heavily. Maybe she's trying to hide something?

>>6277032
that she is really a man

Seriously? She's just a fat fuck who stuffs her face all the time so she probably is bloated from constant eating. I imagine her sitting in her filthy white trash room chugging Dew after Dew and bags of chips, candy bars and other junk food.

>>6277032
Nah, that's probably just her trying to be a special snowflake.

>>6277040
>I imagine her sitting in her filthy white trash room chugging Dew after Dew and bags of chips, candy bars and other junk food.
That visual makes my stomach hurt.

>>6277040
It's likely this. When I gained weight I gained in a very similar way to Ashley. My fat sat mostly in my lower abdomen and was hard looking due to bloating. I was asked multiple times if I was pregnant. Sage due to being more about me.

Her body reminds me of a Kewpie Doll.

>>6277059
>>6277030

Why would this happen to a skinny person, out of curiosity? I'm 95-100 lbs (4'11", female), with disproportionately small limbs for my belly. I'm pretty fit, but I always look pregnant. WHY

also, no, not posting pictures because it's 4chan.

>>6277098
Apple shaped body, and it could be due to medical reasons like bloating. If it's quite prominent and you're worried, I recommend you see a doctor.

>>6276960
>floor
What floor? I see no floor here.

>>6276997
what is going on with her body
brb cleansing my eyes with bleach

>>6276923
I don't know if that was the desired result, but it looks alright like that.

>>6276946
>Oh long johnson...

dying

>>6276919
If it's acrylic like OP says, you can peel/gently scrape it off pretty easily. It's a bitch to get out of fabric, but smooth surfaces are a cinch.

Not like she'll ever clean it, though.

>>6276800
>wig dying

literally

>>6276841
This is a good wig for Rainbow Crash.

>>6276800
Can I please go cry?

>>6276904
Pfft, no words

>>6277011

She claimed she had a bowel condition or something like that and thats why she looks "fat"(lol). As some anon said, "she's full of shit"

>see the OP thumbnail and get really excited that someone's dyeing a Birdy wig
>mfw I open the thumbnail

>>6277276
But the mustache is alllllll hers.

>>6277276

Didn't she claim she was a size 7 or 8?

>>6277283
On each leg?

>>6277286
I died.

>>6277276
Something like this is possible, not necessarily in this case, but I knew someone in high school who got made fun of for putting on a lot of weight in that manner and developing a pregnant belly. It turned out she had some kind of disease and needed a series of operations, can't remember what though (makes my story pretty useless, sorry), and a lot of people felt terrible after finding that out.

>>6277293
Yeah I can only see that as an excuse Ashley will find and use to make herself the victim again. "Oh God I'm dying give me money."

I just want to know what was going through her mind to think it was okay to take pictures of her crappy living conditions with a wig that looks like it was shat on by a skittles.

>>6277295

Ashleys problem is that she cant see that it looks like crap. And when people (most of the time nicely) tells her it looks like crap she gets super defensive and doesn't use the critique to improve herself.

>>6277301
But why? Is she in denial that she can do no wrong? People try to help her in nice ways but she just brushes it off. Does she have a hard time with accepting people to know more than her? If that's the case, how long before she drops out of college because the teacher gave her a 'mean' critique.

>>6277305

It's a good question Anon. I've always thought she craved attention, and this is why she always come back quickly when she deletes her tumblrs, DA's etc and why she does and posts so many (although horrible) creative things - Her sewing and cosplaying of only major fandoms, her make-up, nails, jewelery and now singing too,

I think as long as she gets any kind of attention she's OK, and since she is to lazy and doesn't have the patience to do her stuff properly she is fine with all the attention we give her.

Okay, so I've been hearing about this chick for awhile now and finally read up on her.

What.
The.
FUCK.

>>6277319
welcome to /cgl/ I hope you enjoy your stay

>>6277322
I've been lurking for about six months.
I think learning about Asherbee and Pixyteri are partial initiation to full time seagulling.

>>6277322
I've been lurking for about six months.
I think learning about Asherbee and Pixyteri are partial initiation to full time seagulling.

>>6277305
She's already failing tests for college and she's only got two classes.

http://fyeahasherbee.tumblr.com/

Added the RD wig to the tumblr. Looking for submissions as well.

I just want to applaud the anon that made this: http://fyeahasherbee.tumblr.com/

The Thor/Loki description made me laugh so fucking hard.

>>6277335

>>6277335
Oh, my sides!

Why is there so much random shit thrown all higgly-piggly in her drawers? I want to clean her room. I'd do her fucking laundry like no one's business, pick up all the the garbage she has laying around and toss it, and de-louse that entire house. Shit, I'd burn it down and build her family a new home if they promised to not make it look like complete butts. No one should ever live in such squalor.

Pretty sure your friends don't want them.

>>6276875
You can do it. I particularly like it for getting naturalistic, dull colours into the roots of wigs - for instance, for my Cloud Strife wig I used VERY watered-down grey-brown acrylic around the roots of the spikes to give them some more depth. It looks great and you can't get dull colours like that with ink, but I wouldn't use it for a wig that isn't as fixedly styled, and DEFINITELY not for a full wig, because it tends to flake off.

>>6277376
Ugh. That desperate call for attention and praise.

>>6277335
You are not alone on that one, dear Anon. You are not alone.
Oh my god.

>>6277376

Imagine Ashley making underwear for her friends.

>>6277380

>>6277380

>>6277380
Someone should suggest she get into making lingerie.

>>6277389

>She starts to make lingerie
>Tries to sell it on etsy
>Models them herself like she do with her earcuffs

I've just lot my appetite....I guess looking at Ashlee pictures is a good way of losing weight?

>>6277383
>>6277387
Don't worry guys. I'm sure this girl doesn't have any friends.

Her lips bothers me so much.....

>>6277394
Yes yes yes!!! Then she will put an erotica photoshoot done on her model page.

>>6277409
Speaking of.. I'm surprised she doesn't have anything sexual on her modeling page yet.

>>6277406
I feel like they could be a lovely shape if she didn't just glob on lipstick.

>>6277411
How I see it, she goes where there is interest of others. No one has showed her sexual interest, so she hasn't tapped into that.

But I agree with you, it is odd. I had expected her mermaid photos to have her in a bikini top.

>>6277415
Don't see how she thinks she'll ever getting a modeling gig with only two pictures on her account and they're only headshots. Maybe I'm just eager for her to make the full transition into Pixyteri 2.0 by discovering her inner goddess and getting into sexy cosplay photos.

>>6276841
It's stupid to be grossed out or hate such a thing but I can't stand her sausage hands. Especially with that chipping off nail polish on hands that look unwashed.

>>6277418
She hasn't even managed to bully anyone to take cute uke/seme Hetalia pictures with her!

For her to discover her inner goddess I think she needs a really sexy character. On the sexy-meter, Homestuck is very low. I see great potential with her Panty tho; if nothing else, we will see her Panty gun (possibly featuring period stains).

Another reason why I don't think she has gone full on gravure yet is because she has't figured out how to work a tripod and self-timer.

>>6277430
Well she did say she was interested in fanservice pictures if the costume called for it. I think if enough people said they'd give her praise and asspats for it then she'd do it.

>>6277441
Then she will definitely expose herself whilst being Panty. At the very least, she'll rub herself against a pole.

Which incidentally make me think of the superintendent's hairy daughter in Life and Times of Tim. Ashley even looks like her.

>>6277449
Oh Anon, you slay me!

I actually rather like the way the colours look, but I know they're not going to stay and she did this in the dumbest way possible. If she had done the dying properly, I think this may have actually looked nice.

>>6277412
Have you seen her top lip without lipstick? It looks like she had horrible Housewives of PigglyWiggly plastic surgery done.

>>6276932
Her wiki's massively outdated for like four/five months now. Someone get on it.

>>6276841
>>6276895
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>>6276905
Am I the only one that thought "peackockfeather" when seeing this? I could definitely see her in this wig.

>>6276910
Please tell me she's not going to keep it like that. Rainbow Dash is supposed to be vibrant and colorful, not drab.

>normal people: I think your wig needs some work. Here, let me give you some useful critique
>Ashley: THAT'S HOW I WANTED IT TO LOOK >BAWWWWW THIS PERSON'S SO MEAN TO ME

Messed up on my last post, so here I go again...

>>6276910
Please tell me she's not going to keep it like that. Rainbow Dash is supposed to be vibrant and colorful, not drab.

>normal people: I think your wig needs some work. Here, let me give you some useful critique
>Ashley: THAT'S HOW I WANTED IT TO LOOK

>BAWWWWW THIS PERSON'S SO MEAN TO ME

>>6276800

She got paint on the desk.
That bothers me the most.
Then it's the fact it's so close to her laptop.
And then it's the Acrylic 'dyeing'.

That poor desk. I wonder what other stains hide under the bag and shit, especially now that shes done. It must be a rainbow desk.

>>6276800
That brush does not look like it would be good for any wig. Ever.

>>6277276
This thread
I'm dying over here, never change /cgl/

>>6276946
>Oh long johnson