/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

i am. got period + flu + hangover on the same day, bah. thankfully avoided cramps, god bless you nurofen.
anyone else feel stupid when wearing tampons at home because when you go to take a shit they seem to fall out a little and then it's kind of uncomfortable?

>>6272812
>wearing tampons while you use the bathroom

>>6272814
that's what i mean, fuck that shit. don't want to take them out early either because then it's painful ;___; so i end up holding the goddamn string and die a little bit inside

>>6272812
No. It's just you. Then again most men think women wear tampons while they piss/shit.

>>6272814
>not wearing tampons while you use the bathroom
Wtf? What would you suggest? Going commando and leaving a blood trail around the house?

>>6272815
If it's painful to remove a tampon then you're doing something wrong.

>>6272815
I know those feels. Dry tampons are a bitch to take out.

This goes without mentioning that anything other than junior tampons hit my cervix 1/4 of the way in, and even they're uncomfortable. Foreverapadwearer. ;_;

>>6272814
You don't piss, shit, and bleed from the same hole, Anon.

I have the implant, so no babies or period for me for 3 years.

>>6272821
Because that's totally what I was implying...

>>6272817
Sorry, you must be 18+ to browse this website. If you think tampons are the only thing in the world available for your period then you're too young to be here.

Sage and report.

>>6272819
how so? if you take it out too soon, it hasn't soaked properly yet, so obviously it's going to hurt when it rubs against the inside of your vagina on its way out...

>>6272816
why would you NOT wear a tampon when pissing? just hold the string out of the way.

WHO AM I TALKING TO
WHERE IS THE FBF OP I REPLIED TO
WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY MEN

>>6272829
>WHERE IS THE FBF OP I REPLIED TO
I'm here. >>6272822
>WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY MEN
I don't know but I don't like it. :'( Way to derail the thread, guys.

>mfw apparently I'm the only person on /cgl/ that still wears pads

>>6272831
no, you're not, i've actually only mustered up the courage to use a tampon a few months ago. it did make me very nervous the first time around since i'd never had sex before but oh well... partying doesn't go well with pads. i wish pads didn't make me feel like i'm walking around with a wet turd in my pants ;_;

>tfw period for 2 weeks
>tfw go through an entire box of tampons and have to buy more
>tfw its still going strong

My flow is super heavy so when it comes to special events and cosplay I have to wear tampons, pads and two pairs of underwear...

>>6272829
>why would you NOT wear a tampon when pissing?
Because you're supposed to change them when you go to the bathroom. Are you taking a piss every hour or something?

>tfw every brand of tampons but the one you use are on sale
Eight dollars is a lot of money for cotton to shove up your vag :/

>>6272838
Obviously you're not a woman. Plenty of virgins can use tampons with no problem and most pads you forget you're even wearing them.

And until this thread is deleted I'm making it /cgl/ friendly.

>>6272846

>>6272843
hahaha oh yeah right. especially when there's a waterfall going down and you can feel the wetness against your skin.
another thing, not every virgin masturbates by putting things inside her, even one finger can be quite painful at first when you're nervous. i don't know why i'm describing these things to a guy, i guess just for the sake of spreading the info :3 yes, it is possible to get used to tampons but it really is pretty tough at first.

stop trolling please and let us spread the sisterly love, period cramps are a BITCH. i feel for yall

>>6272847

>>6272854

>>6272857

>>6272859

>>6272861

>>6272841
Are you fucking retarded? As someone else said, you don't piss, shit and bleed from the same hole. Bleed and piss are close, but not actually the same hole, there is no freaking reason to remove them to pee because your piss doesn't magically climb up your vagina to soak the tampon. Hold the string out of the way and it's fine.

And yes, I actually do pee every hour. Sometimes every 45 minutes.

>>6272864
You should wear a diaper.

>>6272843
>most pads you forget you're even wearing them.
I've NEVER been able to ignore the feeling of a pad in my underwear, even the light panty liners. Why do you think a lot of girls liken the feeling to a diaper? It's hard to ignore.

>>6272843
Hahaha, this guy.

Last cycle was over 6 weeks between periods. This one was 3. What the actual fuck. Is my body trying to synch with you guys or something?!

>>6272864
Then you should get your bladder checked out. I go to the bathroom every 4-5 hours and you're supposed to change your tampon every 4-6 hours and leave it in no longer than 8. Why the hell would I awkwardly hold a string out of the way when I can just take that time to change it?

>>6272873
Yesss. Welcome to the club.

I just finished mine.

I had to do presentations last week and keep extra care of the house and my mom because she had the flu. On top of that my boss had people over to look at the new product so I had to do extra hours. Thank goodness for my diva cup because I HATE being in dressclothes while using tampons or pads, and it makes me feel less disgusting during busy weeks.

>mfw all week long

Oh /a/ and all the other boards will love us for this thread, but I don't mind.

And fucking no, you're not supposed to change tampons whenver you visit the bathroom. You're supposed to change them every few hours or when you know they're full.

Otherwise
>mfw I'm not having my strawberry week atm
>awyeah.jpg

>crimson tide
ALABAMAN SCUM DETECTED
GEAUX TIGERS

but really I don't get how a pad can feel wet and heavy to the point where it feels like you're sitting in your own blood. If it starts to feel gross, CHANGE IT. I change mine at least every 3 hours, sometimes more.

but whatever, everyone is different and had their own preferences. Feel fine wearing pads but I can't into tampons.

>>6272874

Different anon, but I pee more often when I'm on my period, and I definitely don't change my tampon every single time. Normally, I pee every 3-4 hours, maybe a little more often if I'm drinking a lot of water/tea. But for whatever reason, as soon as my period starts to roll around, I start peeing once an hour. It didn't used to be so bad, but it's gotten worse since my endometriosis, even though they didn't find any lesions on my bladder. I've also heard that your natural progesterone levels increase right before menstruation, which can have a diuretic effect.

IDK. Female bodies make no sense.

>>6272884
What in the world is a diva cup?

>>6272894
>google

>>6272894
Pic related.

>>6272897
Wh...why would anyone wear that.

>>6272812

This happens to me. Whenever I'm wearing a tampon and have to pee/poop it slides out a little and is super uncomfortable. I only wear tampons while out or at work. At home I wear pads or pull up diapers.

Every goddamn time.

No red in my ledger this week.

Nice cosplay thread.

>>6272906
Fuck I laughed.

That feel when a fucking quarter sized clot slithers from your womb.

I don't know about you guys but I usually put the tampon string into my folds. That way its secure and there's no possibility it'll fall out and be visible when you're wearing a shorter skirt.
Before you scream "eww": when I change I grab the string with a piece of toilet paper, not my bare hands.

(And damn you, 4chan. Always making me post such weird private shit.)

>>6272910
/cgl/ - The /b/ for women

>>6272812

I take them out and change every time I use the bathroom, it's just.... disgusting, otherwise. Even with nothing on the tampon except for the blood.

>>6272919

How short of a skirt are you wearing that you have to hide your tampon string in the folds of your vagina??

>Have surgery for stage 3 endometriosis.
>Put in medically induced menopause + taking progesterone so I won't menstruate.
>Don't remember last period, haven't had one at all this year.
>Don't own panty liners or tampons.
>Yesterday, start bleeding anyways.
>Cue INTENSE PAIN.

I hate these motherfucking ovaries.

>>6272918
I always worry that I was raped unconsciously and my uterus is expelling a miscarried fetus.

ITT men playing out their period fantasy. Wat is this. I don't even...

>>6272925
I usually don't wear anything shorter than knee high, but I've seen enough pics of women who did have that "visible string" shit happen to them. Blame the internet and my easily influenced 14-year-old mind. 23 now but it kinda stuck with me since then.

oh my gosh I just started it yesterday!

its terrible mine is heavy, lasts for 7+ days, and the first three days I get the worse cramps.

super tampons are my best friend

>>6272930
>men
>on /cgl/
Try a troll thread. Period talk is usually genuine.

I don't know why, but I'm super hot when I get my period. Men are all over me, anyone else get this?

>all this gross shit
This is why 2D girls are superior.

>>6272897
I pore the blood from mine over my dogs food. She loves it, I guess dogs just like blood.

>>6272826
>implant
how is that anon?

>tfw you actually do some of these

I am disgusting.

>>6272899
Because it's less sticky.

do you people really talk about tampons?
shit, even /v/ get their cosplay right..

does anyone get menorrhagia?

I was prescribed a pill called mefenamic acid to take with ibuprofens alongside massive doses of naproxen, and it works. The big pills are horrible though. They work quicker with small intakes of caffeine. If your period is wrecking your life, I seriously suggest looking into these pills.
Before the mefenamic acid, I was taking a pill called tranexamic acid, which is a large flat white pill you have to take three or four times a day, and it didn't work as well for me. It clotted the blood but gave me nauseating side effects, but I hear it works well for some people.

I usually wear tampons because I can't stand the feeling of pads, but on the last few days I wear pads as it can get really dry when it's not gushing rivers at random intervals.

I get a load of bladder infections as well on my period which is just.. horrible. A tablespoon of bicarbonate soda works great if you get these and can't afford cystitis treatments, although it tastes disgusting. Also avoid sugar as it trigers infections.

I hope this helps anyone who's at their wits ends with their monthly visits!

>>6272955

Dude...

its ok to post this.
after all, WE'RE ALL GIRLS, RIGHT?

>>6272959
okay, I admit I do some of these. But;
>Period ended last week
>Find tampon in vag today

What. The. Fuck.

>>6272973
Have fun with your toxic shock syndrome.

/sp/ here, this shit is disgusting.

>>6272973
I did that before, when I was maybe 15. I've only ever used OB tampons, and it was my first attempt at the applicator ones. I just remember pulling something from there, and then days later finding out there was some other string. freaked me the hell out. I still to this day have no fucking idea what happened.

>>6272973
I hate having to admit this but I had this happen to me too once. Only with a few days after it ended, not a week.

>mfw

>>6272977
Seems like this thread was posted on every board. /v/ is pretty disgusted too but curious.

>>6272959
Do those actually happen? Curiosity is killing me.

I don't change tampons when I pee (unless it's changing time), but I do change them when I take a dump.

>>6272985
yes lol.
not all, but about half have happened to me

>>6272987
doesn't the stream of pee get all over your tampon and makes it disgusting and full of pee and you have to take it out?

>mfw

>>6272985
I admit I do some of them but not all

3D women confirmed for disgusting. brb sucking a dick

>>6272975
seriously oh my god

>>6272978
i guess its more passable if it was your first time... but i would be so freaked the fuck out.

>>6272979
how did you people not die from TSS?

>This thread.
How horrifying.

Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>6272999
sup /a/

male here, I do hope all of you never find mates. shit is disgusting, and you hope to bear children some day?

>>6272829
>how so? if you take it out too soon, it hasn't soaked properly yet, so obviously it's going to hurt when it rubs against the inside of your vagina on its way out...
exactly, that means you're doing it wrong dipshit

don't take it out until its saturated

>>6272977
oh, get off your high horse. ever since i've been living with my boyfriend i've seen enough of the gross things men do in private.
this thread is just period talk. it's things your mom always did ever since you were little. you lived with a disgusting, filthy woman who bled for a few days every month. wore pads. tampons. touched the blood with her bare hands in the shower. you probably stepped on the invisible tiny remains of the bacteria left from the blood clot that she laughed at when it accidentally fell out of her while she was taking a bath. want me to go on?

>>6273007
let me put it down in simpler words since you can't seem to understand.

>put tampon in
>oh shit i gotta poo
>but i can't take the tampon out cause i just put it in
>awkward dump time

>>6273006
good luck finding a girlfriend that doesn't do any of these things whatsoever

/cgl/ you gross dude

>>6273006
every girl do at list one of these things, be happy with your 2D waifu

pads4lyfe but hate when I'm at someone's house and they don't have trash cans in their bathroom.

There was this one time I went to take a tampon out, had been there for 4 hours or so. Fucking 4 tampons came out.
How the fuck did that happen? It's not like I put them in without taking what was in there out.

>>6273008
Not him, but go on. I'm making a collaboration of this shit anyway.

>>6273006
>and you hope to bear children some day?
You do realize that having our period means we're not pregnant. If we didn't have our periods, we couldn't get pregnant at all because there's no lining to shed in preparation for a fertilized egg the next time around.

>>6273016
>I do it and so does /cgi/ so every girl does it
at least /v/ doesn't talk about what their piss/shit/cum smells like.

>>6273018
Don't ask me, I can't even fit one of the damn things up there. Forever pad ;_;

Had a baby 6 weeks ago and Finally just started my period for the first time since before i got pregnant.

You people are gross.
Signed,
The rest of 4chan.

>>6273025
they talk about Lightnings farts

>>6272996
>>6272992
You are some interesting beings.

Wait, I thought this board was about cosplay.

AND THEY SAY
>women is more clean then men
ASLDKGLFGKLDSFGKLSDF

pics or it didn't happen

Let's stop it now, ladies. Other boards have noticed and it's quickly becoming a troll thread.

>>6273006
i found the perfect mate actually, we tend to rate our daily poop on a scale from 1 to 10 and dance naked in the shower together. shit is so cash.
have fun focusing on stupid shit that everyone does and pretending you don't

>>6273025

periods are a woman thing. Shitting and pissing isn't.

you guys talk about cumming on shit and banging women, well we talk about periods.

Welcome to the female board.

And yes, I know enough females to know that we all have periods and disgusting shit happens.

>>6273006
>yfw you spent nine months sandwiched between the uterus walls and a bloody sack that was connected to your body.

Pic related is what you fed off of for nine months.

>>6273008
>THIS
i love you anon

Jesus Christ, just from how you type I can tell how fat you are. Fucking disgusting whores.

/tg/ +/d/ here

I'm not into scat, but the rest..

I'm ok with this, also, blood is hot

Am I a white knight ladies man now?

>>6272864
>because your piss doesn't magically climb up your vagina to soak the tampon

Wait a minute! Isn't the Pee hole above the Penis hole? So when you pee you would soak the tampon because it would be right below.

Or something. I've never seen a vagina other than in my pronz.

the first day of my period is the worst. Killer cramps and non-stop diarrhea, piss and blood river every time I use the toilet.

>>6273024

I think I want to know more about you.

>>6273043
when I pee, tampon gets covered

maybe it doesn't for some people but I find peeing is awkward as hell with a tampon and I usually have to take it out afterwards.

Sage for troll thread

>>6273032
thats a fetish, none of us would ever act it out. you talk about what you do on a daily basis.
>>6273035
/v/ doesn't have hot glue threads, thats /a/. everyone hates /a/.

>>6273027
we are women, when you get a gf (if that happen) you will understand us

>>6272959
Only the pretending to be a man one. Life is just so much easier on the internet because once the >hey bb wanna show me your tits faggots in games find out you're a female, they don't stop. Seriously, the fuck is wrong with them?

>>6272806
This is not related to cosplay. Stop it.

>>6273045
yes.
enjoy whale....... cause you like whale, right?

>>6273022
Flush it. I know it's bad, but I flush absolutely everything. I've clogged so many toilets by doing this, but I don't give a shit. Who wants blood fermenting in a trash bin?

>this thread
>this fucking board

Interesting how many guys read this thread even though they fucking KNOW what the topic is. They still read it and then complain. Blame yourself or gtfo.

>>6273046
It doesn't stop your fetish from being disgusting. Our disgusting female things happen. So? Don't even get me started on the crap I've read in /r9k/ threads. I seriously should screencap every post in some threads so males can see this goes both ways.

>>6273052
yeah but, everyboard has their non related/related stuff.
you see /sp/ talking about sports all day? no.
you see /a/ talking about anime all day? no.
you see /cgl/ talking about cosplay all day? no.

>>6273043
it's alright, this post actually made me think for a moment. there's some force pushing the pee forward so it doesn't really just drip down the vagina; and in the case there was, the tampon is a bit up. if we were to talk about the string possibly getting soaked... well, i suppose there could be a wee bit of pee getting on the string. still, nothing horrible, not piss-soaked panties and reeking of urine or anything like that.

i like this thread, at least it'll keep all the beta pussies who just found out periods exist away

>>6273057
This. Plus they take the time to go "Ew girls so gross! I hope you never find boyfriends." or "2D is so much better!" No one is telling you to date us? Believe me, we don't want you so why bother telling us how much you wouldn't want to date us because of our biological ways?

>>6273059
my housemate told me she was so humiliated at the concept of having to dispose of sanitary products while visiting male households, that she wrapped it in tissue and kept it in her bag until she was out of the house, then disposed of it when she got home.
feels bad

>>6273057
I'm here because for some pics

>>6273053
Not yet, prefer "reasonable" sizes

I-I thought it was a board about cosplay

used pads smell so fucking disgusting. What's the best way to dispose of them?

>>6273043
learn some basic anatomy stuff

>>6273067
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIxFTX_o_Nk
like finding trash can gold

>>6273057
Yeah, these threads are shit, the replies are the same stories and the same responses every single time.

>>6273068
welcome to /cgl/

take note, women: this is why you cant get a boyfriend.

disgusting.

Us lesbians still love you, ladies. We know how to please our own kind.

More period related cosplays

/a/ here. I came to laugh at you.
You will never be as perfect as my 2D women.

>>6273074
read
>>6273034
take note, betafag: this is why you'll never be comfortable enough with a woman for her to be your best friend as well as a life partner

>>6273068
>I-I thought 4chan boards always stay on topic.

>This thread

>>6273066
What about men who are really interested in the female period?

>>6273074
>>Implying I don't have a bf
>>Implying woman can't have sex with whoever we want, when ever we want

What's it like to be the horny gender?

Once this weeaboo jack off stole some merch from me so the next time he invited me over to his house I made sure my tampon was super soaked then gave it to his cat to run around with on his white furniture.

>WHY CAN'T I GET A BOYFRIEND

>>6273071
best thing I ever did for my house (I live in a student home with male and female students) was get a sanitary bin, and leave sanitary bags in a dispenser on top of it.
Put the used towel in the bag, tie it tightly and dispose of it in a bin. We empty it regularly.

Male students living with us are surprisingly understanding and tend not to bother about it, and they know when we're on too because they see us rolling around on the sofa. (Funnily enough, since moving in, all the females in the house 'sync' periods which is weird but also quite useful.)

Seeing that quite a few boards are here, can you stop saying '/xxxx/' here, it's fucking annoying.

jest lettin u know you're all dyel faggots

anybody got a link to that video on youtube where this chick has her vagina full of this jam like period blood and a doctor cuts her vagina open with a knife and all the jam pours out? i'd like to see it again

>>6273071
I-I actually like the smell of my blood...

Please tell me I'm not the only one who plays with my period blood?

>>6273086
>WHY CAN'T I ACCEPT BIOLOGY
>tfw no qt gf

SOMEBODY PUT THE BATMAN ARK COVER THE ONE THAT SAYS:
>EAT MAH PERIOD

/cgl/ here.

>>6273089
well then good for you, i'd be glad to answer all the questions. even the weird ones.

>>6273083
Okay

>>6273095
I make it dance when I rinse my vagina in the shower.

>>6273094
here ya go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELE4JS8XAxc

>>6273089

Exactly. What about us men who would love to chew on used tampons?

>>6273067
I know that feel
I admit I did this one day when visiting my bf house

>>6273091
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
OH WOW

>>6273067
Sometimes I wrap it up in toilet paper and sneak to the nearest trash can outside of the bathroom.

>>6273093
Do you even aesthetics his veins look like a snake skinned itself under his skin

>>6273095
That's disgusting, stop.

>mfw this thread

women...

>>6273102
Is it true that you get cranky in those days, and it lasts like a week? So you will be annoying 1/4 of the month, for the rest of your life?
Damn.

>>6273110
Oh god. I didnt except anybody to even know what I was talking about but then again this is 4chan. Thanks

>>6273088
sounds like a good idea. I was thinking of buying sandwich bags to throw them in.

>>6273095
I don't mind the smell on fresh blood, but that rotting stench of old pads makes me want to throw up. I haven't played with it yet, but those clots man.. they're tempting.

>>6273086
>WHY CAN'T I GET A GIRLFRIEND

>>6273113
Not everyone gets mood swings, but some people do.
Sometimes mood changes are bought on by the pain

>>6273102
Is it more men not wanting to deal with ick that causes stereotypical lack of sex during menstruation, or the woman, or either or?

>this thread
>people actually discussing this

WHERE ARE THE COSPLAY's?

Girls, I came here to tell you al la secret.
We don't like whores.

So please, stop fucking with every guy you find, or else you will end up alone and ugly. Also stop having a lot of boyfriends, you slut. Nobody likes that.

That's it.

>>6273059
Every time you clog a toilet and plunge it you might have caused a blockage elsewhere. Sewage pipes are fucking expensive, so you're a terrible friend if you go to your friends' houses and treat their pipes like that. It is one thing if you do it to your own where you foot the bill when stuff breaks, but it is really unconscionable to knowingly do that to other people. I mean it sucks when people don't have garbage cans in the bathroom but just sneak it into the kitchen trash or something :P nasty, I know...better than causing a lot of money in repairs and a lot of potential embarrassment if it really does get stuck.

I think I'm going to throw up.

>>6273046
>everyone hates /a/.
You obviously browse /v/ if you don't think it's the most hated board.

>>6273121
get load of this faggot

>>6273102
Okay I always get horny when I smell that a woman is on her period.
(don't think we can't smell it)
Is this weird?

>>6273113
Not that anon, but: the cranky part varies from girl to girl. Perhaps it's just the general concept of having your period and the fact you're in for it now. Lasts for about 5-6 days with me.

>>6273121
Gee, you probably think penguins can fly, don't you?

>>6273066
Why do you end sentences with unneeded question marks? I don't get it? Also, it's pretty annoying?

Usually it's both because it's just yucky.

Some people don't mind it though.

>the few days after your period ends when you won't get pregnant if you have unprotected sex with your partner (rhythm method)

>>6273113
the first day is the only time I get cranky, mostly because of the cramps that feel like small jagged pieces of glass are being grinding into my abdomen.
My last period I had to turn off the radio because I was getting pissed that the words in the song were rhyming.

>>6273062
>hurr other boards break the rules, so we can too
Yeah, offtopic is shit.

>>6273122
>mmmm dayum girl, is that blood im smeling?

i'm convinced it's men making and replying to these threads almost exclusively now

Does anyone else make tampon flowers and pad butterflies?

>>6273113
Mine only lasts for a day and a half, but I get the most horrible painful cramps. It's like a bulldozer is running over my ovaries.

>>6273146

Can we get some first period stories ? Horror and awkward moments and stuff.

>>6273144
They always turn out this way, do you think >>6273091 actually happened?

I'd like to be stepped on by a girl and then choke on her falling blood and pee until I cum.

>>6273150
It's very relaxing.
Get some shitty tampons, dye em, and cut them into delicate floral shapes.

anyone got the solaire cosplay?

>>6273156
th-the red ones arent blood, r-right?

When I was young, I used to only wear one pad my entire period and put toilet paper on top of it. I can't imagine how bad I smelled.

>>6273154
>be thirteen
>Mom has explained periods to me before but I didn't really give a fuck
>I'm not even sure I know where my vagina is
>Start cramping, go to bathroom
>Panties full of brown goo
>OH GOD I'M DYING
>hide panties under bed
>for the next three days

>>6272955
my god. oh my god. that's up there with the weird shit i've seen and read.

Just started mine as I was reading this thread. Thank you girls. No babies this month.

>>6273159
No. Paint, rit dye, that sorta shit.

Taking my trip off for this.
But I'm so glad I have an under developed reproduction track, so I don't get any of that bloody period shit and never will.
Nor will I have kids.

>>6273121
this thread is about having periods, not about having sex

>>6273154
>>6273154
>Got period overnight
>throw out pants
>put on pad instinctively
>pretty sure I wore the same pad for at least two whole days
Honestly, I don't understand why schools don't give "feminine hygiene 101" to girls earlier. I don't think mothers think of it unless their daughters ask. I was in 5th? grade, pretty sure I had basic health but they only taught HOW periods happen, not what to do or expect.

>>6273113
(personaly) i get very emotional for around 3 days - the day before, the first day and the following day. during those i'm very prone to anger/crying and i'm very sensitive and lovey. sounds borderline as shit but isn't really that bad, i realise it's just hormones acting up so i try to hold back ALL THOSE FEELS ATTACKING ME FROM EVERY SINGLE DIRECTION

>>6273118
i can't be bothered to clean up afterwards and get pretty weirded out at the idea of having blood gushing all over my boyfriend so we just settle for some other ways to please each other.
we just wait for the period to pass and it's no big deal. i assume a lot of men aren't that much into period blood. why not settle for a blowjob instead?

>>6273121
first boyfriend ever, only boyfriend ever. fuck off.

>>6273129
shit. it's one of my phobias that someone can smell my period blood...... is it very noticable?

>>6273170
The only purpose of a woman is to bear children. You failed at your only reason to live.

>>6273154
>be 11
>get period, very light
>fuck I can't tell my mom she'll call all my relatives like she did when I got my first bra
>steal pads from her cabinet and pocketbook
>get the occasional spot on my underwear, etc.
>hide stained panties under my bed so my mom doesn't see them in the laundry
>about a year later, mom helping me vacuum my room
>she finds year's worth supply of perioded panties

>>6273144
>the male conspiracy is why I'm not a winner!

>>6273178
Least I'm happy. So I could careless.

>>6273154
>be thirteen
>was one of those weird preteens who REALLY wanted to get it.
>be night time
>scared to go to sleep because fear blood will leak everywhere on my bed.
>have mental breakdown while on the toilet because I can't sleep

>>6273154
Not "first" period, but definitely my first embarrassing one.
>Freshmen in high school
>Wearing obnoxious light blue ski pants
>Don't realize through the whole class that my pad bunched up
>HUGE red splotch on crotch
>have to ask friend for her hoodie to tie around waste to hide crotch
>sit awkwardly for 5 minutes until late bell rings
>run da fuhk to bathroom on second floor
>have to wear equally as horrid pink gym pants the whole day
Icing on the cake is I just stuffed those pants that were my sister's in my gym bag, forgot about them, she found them a while later and never asked me anything.
Ever since them I am beyond paranoid about getting leaks, even if i'm wearing dark wash jeans I'll check every hour that there's no splotches.

>on period
>bloated and gross
>IT ENDS
>skinny again
this is the best feeling

>>6273154
>be twelve, just discovered it feels good to touch myself "down there"
>do this on a nightly basis
>one night, something strange happens
>my vagina feels all gooey
>OH SHIT, WHAT DID I DO?
>I CAN'T LOOK
>close eyes, wipe hand on pillow
>flip pillow over and fall asleep
>wake up, forget about what happened
>go to the bathroom
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
>it's happened
>get in the shower, thinking maybe if I wash enough, it will go away forever
>get out of the shower
>open the door, my mom congratulates me
>WHAT THE FUCK? HOW DID SHE...
>oh shit, the sheets
>start crying, rip my sheets off and throw them out the window
>she just stares at me in awe
>"I-it's not my period, mom, I just scratched myself."
I don't know why I was so terrified of admitting my period began.

I like to sniff my used tampons

>>6273176
>shit. it's one of my phobias that someone can smell my period blood...... is it very noticable?
I don't know, maybe it's just my nose being extra-sensitive to those things.
I mean, it's not that bad in my opinion since it really turns me on.

>>6273180
i'm male and see no reason for these threads >>6273076

especially on this board

it's not a conspiracy if it's so plain to see either

>>6273194
>mfw

>>6273200
My boyfriend kind of notices as well, as in he gets aroused way more quickly than usual. He can't tell it by scent though, I guess it's just pheromones.

On the other hand my sense of smell gets a huge boost during my period.. wich isn't a good thing. Had period sex once, was grossed out by it because of the smell while my boyfriend didn't smell it (or atleast didn't think it smelled gross) and it was like he was fucking some butchered thing, blood everywhere. Worst thing I ever did, and afterwards when I rode home on my bike it fucking stung as shit because I just shaved that morning.

>>6273061
You forgot that the rest of 4chan hates /r9k/ because they're fucking faggots. You seriously just compared /cgl/ to one of the worst boards on 4chan, and used it as an excuse as well.

>on period
>go have a dance lesson
>feel my tampon soaking up and almost falling out at the same time
>ohgodwhy.jpg
>ask teacher for a break
>mfw the teacher wouldn't let me go change it

First period stories? Ooooh boy, lemme tell you about the day I stopped being a child.

>Around 10 years old (Early periods run in the family)
>Getting ready for school, tummy hurts a little, but whatever
>Putting on winter tights because it's cold outside
>Wtf there's blood on them
>Call mom so we can solve this mystery
>She looks at me and asks to see my vagina (not literally but you know)
>Wat
>No idea what is going on
>Mom lets me stay home from school
>Reason: "You're a woman now"
>Pretty confused at this point cause I've got no idea what a period is.
>Mom explains how all of this stuff works.
>Shittiest day ever

>>6273214
What, I've never herd that. Why do people hate /r9k/? I've had good times on that board.

>>6273215
>period
>go to karate class
>change pad just before class starts, for some reason stick the rolled up pad inside my kimono pants
>start working out
>"Anon! Anon!"
>it's the gym's cute guy
>"Y-yes?"
>he points to the floor
>my pad is lying in the middle of the tatami
>fuck my life

>>6272930
>>6272930
>>6272930
>>6272930
>>6272930
>>6272930

Whenever I'm on my period my cat won't leave me the fuck alone. He follows me around constantly and twitches his nose and won't stop purring. It's kinda cute but also pretty awk.

>>6273197
SHIT

>>6273219
Because it was once a bastion of original content, interesting discussion, and fun times until "beta" whiners overran it and claimed it as their new home.

>>6273212
>like he was fucking some butchered thing, blood everywhere

Oh god why must I be attracted to this sort of thing

>>6273221
Oh god I lol'd.

>>6273221
Oh god I'm laughing and feeling bad for you at the same time.

>>6273221
poor anon

>>6273227
And he was there, happily pumping away covered in blood. Worst time ever for me, but he still remembers it fondly. Apparently men don't mind blood that much. Or that the fact that it was everywhere.

>>6273212
>Had period sex once, was grossed out by it because of the smell while my boyfriend didn't smell it (or atleast didn't think it smelled gross)
Bonus points if he had a good tactical beard and ate you out.
He gets aroused way more quickly? Good for you, next time your sex live needs a boost take a used pad and whip it into his face until he fucks you silly.

On the Depo shot. Unfortunately unlike people who don't get a period, I'm the other half who gets a three week long period.

Once this one ends (so friggin' close...), I am gonna attempt the pill again.

I've posted this story before, but my mother has an actual surprise party for when I got my first period. She had invited all my friends and decorated the living room with bras and hung tampons on the chandelier. The memory alone of that party can easily provide me with reasons to want to die for hours!

>>6273215
as an added extra to this story
>tell teacher I'm on my period
>"ahah anon thats not an exuse"
>i just need to go to the bathroom PLEASE
>tell her it almost fell out
>she laughs some more and finally lets me go
>get to the only bathroom in the building
>it's occupied
>wait 15 minutes until i can change it
>panties already stained
>mfw

>>6273236
>Bonus points if he had a good tactical beard and ate you out.
Dear lord, I don't think I would ever allow that. One of my friends ate a girl out that gave him a bloody nose (he didn't notice he was bleeding), and he just continued like a trooper even though he thought she was on her rags.

I have mad respect for him now, even though he's a bit of a man slut.

>>6273212
>hfw

>>6273154
>Be summer after 6th grade
>Be camping with extended family on grandparent's land in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
>Be in moms van, changing to go swimming.
>See blood on underwear.
>Open van door and scream "HEY MOM! Come over here! I think I just got my period!"
>Everyone else in family hears me as my mom runs over, embarrassed, to see for herself.
> Go to nearest store with pads/tampons (20 minute drive)
>Get a box of each, but no bathroom in tiny store.
>Learn how to put in tampon on first day of first period in a shitty gas station bathroom before we head back to camp.
>proceed to finish changing and go swimming with my cousins.

I have a couple of other horrifying ones, if anyone is interested.

>>6272906

This happened to me once.

Except it wasn't my hands, it was my boyfriends.

Oops lol

Nobody wants to share pics?

>>6273110
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELE4JS8XAxc
WHAT

>>6273154
>be 12 years old
>at school, near the end of the day
>go to bathroom
>see a little blood in my underwear luckily it didn't leak all the way through my uniform
>o_o
>luckily it didn't leak all the way through my uniform
>shove a bunch of rolled up toilet paper in my underwear
>wear rest of day
>go home, tell mom I became a woman today

>>6273046
>everyone hates /a/
/v/ and /b/ has that position secured quite well.

>>6273256
Oh sweet baby jesus that's why I'm going to stay a virgin forever. If my vagina ever looks like that, I'll kill myself.

>>6273261
/b/ is what it is, /v/ is worse because it's a great example of a good board turned to shit.

No one seriously takes there tampon out when they take a shit? I do it because I don't want the damn thing to fall out while I'm taking a shit.

>>6273266
>not poopin' and peein' with your tampon

Do you not believe in friendship? Are you even a woman?

>>6273266
I've never had one fall out. I just make sure not to shit on the string.

The worst is taking a piss and then piss getting on the tampon string.

>>6273262
Why? That's all natural. It's not like big dicks would ever make your vajay-jay loose.
And staying a virgin won't make the bush grow less anyway.

>>6273262
Yeah, because hymens are sooooo attractive.

>>6273242
You gotta be shitting me. Tell me pictures exist.

>>6273262
dont worry, it's not as ugly when it's all cleaned up and waxed

plus not all vaginas look like that.

>>6273275
Hymens are the worst thing ever, man. Just thinking about hymens makes my skin crawl ewww. Word to the wise, never google image hymens. If faced with the choice of going down on a loose, floppy, used up pussy, and a fresh, tight pussy with the hymen still intact, im gonna go with the former.

>>6273266
It shouldn't fall out when your shitting. I mean yes, you can kinda feel it, but I've never had that problem.

btw, /cgl/ also has the status of worst board on 4chan. It's almost an honorable title here.

>>6273288
If its very full it falls out.

>>6273237

I am on Depo as well, shit is SO fucking cash:

>no periods
>not even cramps
>no spotting
>no vaginal dryness like my friend got
>no loss of sex drive
>NO WEIGHT GAIN
>actually, I lost 10 pounds
>no longer emotionally volatile every 3 weeks

The only downsides are that it's done fuck all for my breakouts and for the first 3 months I was depressed as shit and nauseous 24/7.

>>6273290
well shouldn't you be changing it then anyways?

>>6273283
>Word to the wise, never google image hymens

>curious, do it anyway
>image results "artificial hymen"
>apparently you can buy a fake hymen
>"This Hymen Restoration System is a non-surgical, proven solution for virginity restoration"

I have no face for this.

my mom baked me a vanilla and strawberry jam filled cake for my first period and made it look like a vagina. i cried and threw it out the window. im not a happy camper at any time when i get mine...

>About half a year after getting my period
>Using Tampons pretty regularly and am cool with it.
>Go to sleep with a fresh tampon in, and sometime in the middle of the night I get up groggy as shit to use the bathroom
>I THINK I pull my tampon out, and put another one in.
>Next day I wake up, and rush to go change my tampon
>>I pull it out, hurts a bit, and I still feel uncomfortable, slip finger inside, feel ANOTHER STRING
>Pull it out. I had two tampons in.
>>'nopleasegodno'

>be 11, at aunts house for the holiday
>feel both crampy/ nauseous and dripping sensation from vag
>hurry to nearest toilet. occupied.
>hurry to toilet adjacent to aunts room. also occupied.
>only available toilet is adjacent to her infant sons room.
>see reddish brown stain in underwear. makes me vomit into nearest rubbish bin lined with plastic shopping bag.
>Freak the fuck out. Still on the toilet, so finish peeing. Get up, wipe. Discover that I got my period. Toilet looks like a murder scene.
>Try to flush. It won't fucking flush.
>Flush again. Blood water rises to the top but doesn't spill out.
>Hide vomit bag under the sink, and close toilet lid.
>Never speak of it again.

>>6273256


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY IS SHE BLEEDING
HOW DO YOU EVEN MASS THAT MUCH PUBIC HAIR

>>6273312
>>6273242
Just what kind of parents do you have?? I would've given them a dressing-down they'll never experience again if they ever gave me such shit.

>>6272874
Ah, I pee that often because I have some chronic problem. If I don't drink A LOT of water my pee hurts like hell when it comes out (not really an infection, I already got it checked). So I find it easier to hold the string out of the way than to change it every single time (would be a waste of money, really)... every female in my family has the same problem so I thought it was more common. Guess not.

>>6273043
Yes, the pee hole is above but as you said after, it doesn't just drip and the tampon goes 'inside' so even if it did drip it'd still be hard to soak the actual tampon~

>>6273319
Parents with a sense of humor it looks like.

Oh one more thing
>Around the time IT BEGAN and I'm wary about telling my mom I think I need tampons instead of just pads
> So my mother and I are in the grocery store just walking in
>we pass by the woman's products aisle i reluctantly point there to my mom and tell her whats up
>>she looks like jesus has fuckin risen and world peace has been achieved
>"You've started?"
>"Yes."
>>we fucking stand in the aisle lfor what feels like forever, looking at brands when I could give less of a single fuck
>I want to leave as soon as possible and my mom just has to play it up
"Oh my baby girl is a woman."
"Maybe we should get you a couple of different brands to try it all out."
"Oh don't worry we'll make sure to get a girl cashier."
>>Mfw

>At my friends house just chillin'.
>Wearing a light pink summer dress.
>On my period, but since it is almost over assume that i won't need to change my tampon.
>Time flies. Get up to leave.
>The entire seat of my dress is drenched with blood.
>There is blood on th couch.
>My friend looks like she wants to say something, but her mom shoots her a 'warning look'.
>I pretend nothing is wrong and quickly leave.
>Walk home in my blood stained dress with blood dripping down my legs.
>Luckily it is nighttime, so nobody sees.
>See friend next day at school. We never discuss what happened.
>Could have been worse, i guess.

>>6273319
my mom is so fucking weird...she wrote "congrats" in chocolate sprinkles on it to be pubes. she thought she was being nice by making me a cake to commemorate me becoming a woman..

>>6272959
Ah, so many of these are true. Except the finding tampon weeks later. I usually get paranoid as fuck even if it stays for five mines over the 8 hour limit...

>>6273319
My parents are a eccentric, to put it nicely. Every time something had notable had been achieved, they organized some kind of celebration. Like when my eldest brother got his first girlfriend in high school, we went out to a nice dinner. The girl wasn't even invited, which makes it all the odder.

When our dog turned 5, my mum organized a dog birthday party and made the dog a dog chocolate cake.

/fit/ here.
A man ain't a man before he have had blood on his sword

>>6273313
I must have a beta as fuck vagina because I can't even imagine being able to fit two tampons in at the same time.

>>6273084
2D "women" you notice women is in quotes? Your picture worries me because that is not a woman.

>Start periods age 8, not even heard of the things.
>Very heavy 3 week long ones, crippling pain, throwing up all the time, loads of time of school.
>Put on the pill age 11 to control them
>Still problems till I'm 13, nearly need blood transfusion from a super heavy one, screaming in pain for days.
>Finally put on a good pill that makes them bareable, if it hadn't worked they were going to whip my uterus out.
>Go on the implant age 19, miracle of life, only get about 3 periods a year.
>Recently changed my implant over (they last 3 years). Got a heavy period first day of a con. Still have it 7 weeks later. Still hurts. Still heavy. Going to ring the doctor finally tomorrow...

Fucking periods.

I find it funny how all of 4chan is grossed out at our period threads but when there's scat/gore/dragon dildo threads (UM, HELLO? You guys are showing off collections of stuff you shoved into your assholes) no 1curr

Women confirmed for disgusting pigs.

Men confirmed for pure gentlemen.

I never want to have a daughter, because I won't have the heart to tell her that she has to deal with this shit for the rest of her life (the part of a woman's life that's worth living, anyway)

Menstruation is fucking gross, keep that to yourself.

>>6273393
How about a son instead?

Can I just say, I love this thread. I have been laughing like a hyena through this thread. You gals are great.

First time period:
>Be around 12 or 13
>Having a pretty shitty week, bad cramps and attitude but not sure why (it's obvious now)
>Find out my grandpa fucking DIED
>Go to funeral in another town
>Man up and take care of little sister so she has a shoulder to cry on during the whole thing because she doesn't understand why grandpa is just laying there
>Get together with family for a lunch/dinner thing to talk and hang out
>Stress is too much stomach upset run to the bathroom feeling sick
>Mother fucking blood EVERYWHERE
>"Ummmmmm mom come here for a second"
>Have to wait two fucking hours to go back to my grandma's house to get her over sized pads
>mfw she laughs at me and says it's time to "ride the saddle like an adult"
That's also when I learned my grandma was a fucking asshole troll
It was so traumatic and my sister got hers a few months later. Shit was awful.

>>6273322
Your friend's mother is great. I would have been pissed, to be honest, even if I wouldn't say anything because it could have been a genuine accident and not your fault for making the wrong assumptions. I hope to never have to wash someone else's period blood out of my couch.

>make cosplay thread
>receive 12 replies

>make thread about menstruation
>receive 300 replies


never change, /cgl/

>>6273444

Well, not everyone on /cgl/ cosplays, but nearly every female on /cgl/ menstruates. When there's a topic more people can relate to, naturally it gets more replies.

Dude... I was like fifteen, maybe sixteen before I started. Everybody in this thread is talking about being between ten and thirteen.

Am I a freak or are you guys the freaks?

>>6273464
Both are within accepted ranges. Ten and eleven is a bit young though.

>>6273464
I was 15 and a half and was the only girl in my grade to get it in high school.
I believe the range is anywhere from 9-16.

I need advice. Around the middle of the summer I started having really strange light periods. Like, the blood was brown and I only had to use some TP instead of a pad the entire day. There was no pain, which was totally out of the ordinary, and it lasted for about three days. This happened again like two weeks later. Now it's almost October and I haven't had a period since.

I'm a virgin so obviously I'm not pregnant. The fuck is happening?

>>6273489
Your hormones.

>>6273464
A friend I had in middle school told me she got hers when she was 7.

>tfw period syncs with girlfriend
>tfw come close to physical fights when we're both premenstrual

Got mine at 9 or 10.
Currently on Depo Provera and don't have periods. Woop.

Hey seagulls, for my last two periods I've been getting extreme breast swelling/soreness a good 2~3 weeks in advance of my period. This has never happened before, what do I do?

>>6273521
doctor

>>6272821
>>6272817
>>6272815
You're supposed to take out the tampon before you pee - while you don't pee and bleed from the same hole, they are very close to eachother. When the tampon's inside, it makes the pee hole smaller and constricts the flow, which could lead to complications such as UTIs which suck.

>>6273521
Sweling and soreness is common, but if you've never tried it before and it really is "extreme" i'd go the doctor. Might be something else than just hormones.

>>6273537

[Citation needed]

Just started today.

Why are all these other boards getting ratty about this? The "bachelors" I've seen on /ck/ and /r9k/ made me want to vomit. Pissing in the sink. Eating out of plastic bags. Cumming on the same spot of the rug for 10 years. You men have NO moral highground to stand on.

>>6273184
I felt pretty lucky to get my fist one at age 17. My doctor said that if I had gone about another year we'd have to start worrying.

>>6273572
my doctor
common sense
google.com

just take it out and change or use a pad, its not good to leave that thing in there when you pee.

>>6273342
your parents sound fun as hell.

>Be 17
>Having sex with boyfriend on his bed
>He notices towards the end that I started my period mid-coitus
>He is a gentleman and doesn't say anything
>I could tell something's off, my stomach hurts like a motherfucker, my vagina is also feeling sore
>We finish and I can't stop apologizing
>He is in the shower for fucking ever afterwards
>I'm dying inside
>The sheets were white, he had just bought them, they weren't cheap
>Be 7 years later, we're married now and it still makes me cringe

>>6273589

Well, I just looked on google, as you suggested. The only link between using tampons and urine infections is putting tampons in with dirty hands. And I think it's 'common sense' that our bodies have learnt to deal with different substances exiting the same areas of our bodies.
Also, I don't find anything that says that tampons constrict the flow of urine. You'd have to use a pretty ridiculous tampon to do that.

I think you should find another doctor.

>>6273589
read the fucking tampon's box (or instructions inside)

>>6273606
Jesus Crist, Soni.

>>6273606
....this has happened to me too

Once I had this hugeass clot fall out when I was on the toilet changing pads and it looked like a fucking rabbit. Like it has two long ears sticking out of the top and these four nubby little legs. I have no idea how the fuck it happened. It was horrifying because there was this goddamn rabbit made of blood and uterus flesh drifting around my toilet.

>on period
>boyfriend decided to 'use the back passage'
>shit and blood everywhere
>never again
>we laugh about it later but holy fuck it's scarred in my mind.
enjoy your evening folks

>>6273175
My school did in 5th grade but that was back in 96. Maybe schools can't talk about it any more? They went over all the different options, when to change, and when you might need to see a doctor.

>>6273321
idk, i went with my dad and i just threw a box of tampons into the cart. No fucks were given.

>mfw i grew up with my mother and three elder sisters.
>mfw i am the only male in our family since father died on work in a accident
>mfw i discovered used pads/tampons in our refuse bin and talked to my mother about it for the first time.

>mfw none of these stories ITT are neither new nor gross to me.

just gotta hate those women hating faggots right now. they have to ruin everything that is good on this miserable planet.
It's just period blood, you fucking faggots! If you love women you love period blood. no wonder why lesbians keep stealing all the good women from the first place. these are our women! women belong aside men. vagina is pefectly build for dicks and not for female bony nicotine fingers with ugly yingyang rings on them.

period blood - deal with it!

>>6273031
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black, haha.

>>6273606

Bleeding on the sheets 7 years ago makes you cringe? Do you still not fart around each other or poop with the door open??

>>6273084
Fucking lolicons.

>>6273113
You'd get cranky if your anus bleeds a week every month and you can't do anything to stop it too, anon.

>>6273118
It depends on the couple. I had sex in my period and the blood acted as lube (plus I'm super horny on my ~special days~), so it was pretty awesome. I'm trying to find a way to convince my current bf...

>>6273121
I don't get it, we're sluts for something we can't control such as our period? Lol this guy.

>>6273184
>>6273242
HAHAHAHA OMG. Sorry, but I found that hilarious.

I have horrible luck when it comes to getting it when I'm away... especially since I have a hormonal imbalance that makes me only have my period 3-4 times a year on random days in random months. Like once staying at my aunts house for a week, we're not really close at all, so it was really akward having to ask her to borrow some pads on the 3rd day I was there. Then house-sitting for my grandmother for a week and having to use her depends. Also went to a con and was staying with a friend's brother's family that I never met before. Luckily that one was the lightest one I've ever had and I just took one of my socks and wrapped it in toilet paper and tied it to my underwear. Now I dont fuck with that anymore and pack tampons for any overnight trip.

>>6272957
Different anon with Implanon here. No periods and babies are awesome.

Just note before you go off rushing to get one, not everybody gets their periods banished after their implant is inserted. Sometimes their periods get irregular, in rare cases even more frequent and worse.

>>6274351
>6272957

Sorry, meant no periods and NO babies.

>>6272899
Diva cups are less sticky than tampons, are cheaper in the long run because one can clean and reuse them, and they give extra pressure/massage in that special place when you're cramping and miserable.

>>6272985
Oh yes. Women are humans, too. Humans are animals.