/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>that feel when I'll never have a loving stable relationship with a nice man with a decent income after my youth leaves me

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>>6269186
mad fatty detected

You sound angry and bitter

I hope you find happiness.

Also 70k isn't that much lol. Most of my ibanking friends are making 250k+ a year with a 300-700k bonus [they started making that at age 22 btw]

I don't give a fuck. Not cosplay. Go away.

>>6269190

>>6269184
My fiance makes more money than you.

;_; forever alone.

I knew I should have cut a hole in that condom when I let those seniors in college fuck me.

>>6269184
> implying you're going to get icky-sticky with your mail-order bride and not ridden for all you're worth - namely 35k/year and half your assets
Okay.

>>6269195

Seriously stop the samefagging. It's annoying and you're not really trolling anyone.

You sound really really bitter and I honestly hope you stop and evaluate why you feel that way.

In b4 fatty landwhale etc

>>6269200
3 divorces? How old are you and how much are you making from the last two guys?

>>6269188
>HAHA U MAD?
>I'M NOT FUCKING MAD AT ALL, LOOK AT HOW MUCH MONEY MY FRIENDS MAKE
>W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW MUCH DOES MY BOYFRIEND MAKE? S-STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT, I TOTALLY HAVE A B-BOYFRIEND

>>6269187

i-is this really a girl posting?

i can't hold this feel

>>6269196
Most men get prenups in today's society. It is getting harder and harder to screw men out of money. I'm currently in the process of getting my third divorce, I might not get any money this time aside from child support. Feels bad man.

>>6269200
> getting harder to screw a man out of money
Whlep.

>>6269199
Sup OP. Stop bumping your own threads.

>>6269193

Congrats, you're a golddigging bitch.

>>6269200

Kill yourself. No, seriously. I'll be happier knowing you aren't alive.

>>6269202

Not really.

Also I'm a dude lol and I know them since I work with them in the same lob [line of business].

0/10 troll

>>6269202
Actually I know at least one friend of a friend who worked at Amazon and then Google right out of college. It's around 80k/year, and he and his wife met IN college.

Bonus: pretty sure she's Asian.

Ugh i hate men that is why i lesbian... :E

>>6269204
I got my first husbands house, it was his grandparents before they died. I sold that shit. Living in a dead person's home? How disgusting. I had to fake an orgasm whenever I got fucked in that house because it smelled like old people.

The second husband only had a 100k in the bank (he started a small business shortly before I met him). I got a large chunk of that money :)

lel OP pls

>>>/pol/5823385

lol go to bed Hobbes

>>6269219
im 17 right now. when im legal how do i do this? do i need to have the guy get my preggers?

>making 70k a year
>browses /jp/
Now that's a contradiction if I ever saw one

>I watch anime, play video games, and browse /jp/ in my free time

>implying you're a catch
>laughingwomenwithsalad.jpg

No wonder you'll have to buy a girl.

>>6269224
>>6269219
> implying these aren't anti-woman trolls from /pol/

>>6269224
Sleep with guys who work at banks. That is where I met my first husband. :)

>>6269227
>anti-women

dem buzzwords

>>6269231
The post calls for a dump of anti-woman images. Read it and creep.

>>6269209
Who said anything about me not working? I just said my fiance makes more money than you.

>>6269236

So then you're just a superficial bitch. Congratulations.

>>6269236
>>6269239
> I ain't no golddigger!
> Yes you are!
Yeah, no way this could eat up the whole thread.

>>6269240

Yea, this thread was super productive before they started. It's half /pol/ trolls pretending to be vapid whores and half genuine vapid whores, and the two are indistinguishable.

And I'm going to be making 175-300k projected when I finally get out of training. Joke's on you.

>24
>make 90k a year
>cosplay
>have boyfriend
>thread reported

ok.

>HAY U GIES! CHECK OUT MY MEDIOCRE SALARY! BUT I WULD NEVAR SHARE WITH ANY OF U NASTAH SKAYNXXX!! OLOLOLOLOL
Oh honey, keep it. You're going to need whatever you can get your hands on to drown out the loneliness when you figure out no non-shit tier foreign woman would put up with a tiny penis and a big ego.

Still replying to obvious troll threads, eh.

Not that I would love to make your wage, OP but that's not really a lot.

Cool thread. Mo money mo problems. I make 50k, own my 2 story (w/ finished basement), go to Europe once a year, and have the most loyal companion a man could ask for: mah puppy-dog. I'm happy with my life.

>>6269318
*my own home* I hate typing on this phone.

It's funny how much this thread has raged /cgl/. OP comes off as confident, happy, and self-sufficient while the girls responding are all likely lower-middle class "princesses" with at least one very noticeable facial deformity, a weight problem, and a dad that can't pay for brand. :)

>>6269184
>>6269343
Samefag

>>6269343
Maybe because it's off-topic and non-related to the board as me posting about my monthly cramps on /v/. Seriously, mods, where the hell are you guys?

I'm laughing so hard at the sluts responding to this thread I can't stop the screen my shaking.

>>6269347
mod here. I posted the thread. Stay mad skank.

we cant have pt threads but shit like this happens all the time?
WHY.
ANYWAY op 0/10 tryhard

op you are just as bad as any attention whore here

didn't read the thread but just stopping by to say 70k/year isn't that much OP (unless you're a hick or something)

i'd tell you to get out of /jp/ but you're already out of it
you're too normal for us

>>6269371
It's on the border of being Upper-middle class. It's enough to live comfortably (note that I'm saying comfortably, not lavishly) in the DC suburbs. So, really it depends on his location, because in NYC and LA, you're right, that wouldn't be much.

>Enjoy being poor and lonely, I hope you get lots of dogs.
ftfy
and I will. And then I will be mega /fit/ from walking/running with my dogs all day and I'll be raking in the cash from my cute dog blogs and each of my dogs will have their own book deals from capturing the hearts of millions over the internet and I won't even give a fuck because I'll be busy cuddling a box full of puppies.

#yolo

I was really popular at conventions back when I was 19. Guys would always come up and hit on me. Now that I'm 27, guys don't even look twice.

I wish I settled down with a man back when I was still attractive.

FML :<

>>6269400
I like the cut of your jib.

>>6269408
Dude, there are women in their 50's who are attractive. I doubt you've lost anything before even hitting 30.

>>6269408
hahahaha this is so sad

>>6269415
I can't compete with girls who are in their late teens. I seriously try and flirt with guys at conventions and they don't even care anymore. The last guy I got a email address gave me a fake one. I wanted to kill myself.

>>6269421
kill yourself

>24
>making 6 figures (banking)
>got my own apartment(thanks dad)
>no real friends, only "work" friends
>never had a bf or anything like that
>depressed as fuck
I guess I'm lucky that the only two things that make me happy is hoarding money like a jew and watching anime.

>>6269427
you an op should get married

fucking bitch

>>6269421
Damn, that's rough. Hang in there.

>>6269427
I'm just like you, but I hate people and I'm asexual and aromantic.

whyislifesogreat.jpg

>>6269431
mad.

>>6269434
It's not that I hate people, I just don't wanna be around them in social situations most of the time. It really sucks because I have a romantic idea of relationships and stuff like that.

>>6269431
I don't like OP.

>>6269427
If those were the only things that made you happy, you wouldn't be depressed as fuck.

>>6269442
well unless you do some shit like eharmony or onlinecupid you're never going to meet anyone to get your romantic relationship.

>mom and dad are rich
>mom and dad buy me whatever I need
>need is the key word
>fiance makes less than OP- but its okay. We both are in college headed towards stable well paying jerbs.
Life is good.

>yes I know its a troll. but I dun curr.

You wanna saddle yourself down with a whole bunch of kids at 24. Enjoy your personal hell dude.

>2012
>replying to troll threads
>not saging in all fields

shiggity diggity do

>in college working my ass off to get high paying job
>parents are humbly well-off, offer little help and only help me around holidays or if I beg
>no boyfriend currently, in and out of user relationshits where guy is completely co-dependent because I somehow scrape money from the crevices of my sunken ass and own a car
>working part time and going to college is a living hell, won't get better when I'm in grad school and will need loans
FFS I would kill for rich parents who aren't stingy or caring husbando. Or hell, I'd love to go to college just so I could enjoy learning and not have that fucking shadow behind me of having to chisel a fuckin' career from performance and pressure.

>>6269188

Can I have an ibanking job so I can support one of the lovely ladies on here one day?

But seriously how do so many people here have amazing jobs?

>>6269494
Because they're all lying about what they do for a living. Playboy, philanthropist billionaire here.

>>6269494
Many of us are twenty somethings.

>>6269494
How else am I going to fund my shitty hobby?

>>6269184
>i was going to rant, but i got better things to do.
sage/report for offtopic.

>that feel when successful business
>that feel when not bothered by friends
>that feel when genuinely happy of being alone
suck it up faggots

i hate life

>Implying I'm not going into the energy industry
>implying they're not in the middle of a crisis trying to find new younger employees for the 30 year changeout because no one in 'Murrica goes into science
>implying I didn't have a job offer with 94k salary offered to me last week, without me even asking for a job
>implying I don't have a kept boy that I fuck with a strapon and have him clean the house in heels

I think I'll manage.

>>6269730
I'm already happy with my hubby.

>Making 85k/yr without a degree.

>Get on my level bitches

>>6269741

>>6269767
That's neat. How did you do that?

>>6269771
Software engineering for 6 years. I got lucky and got my foot in the door. Did web design for a small business, their Java guy walked out and they gave me the job since I knew "some Java".

Turned out I knew more than the guy they previously hired so I stayed there for 3 years, experience pays more than a piece of paper. 5 years in this field and you can get a job anywhere really that pays at minimum 70k/yr.

So who wants to be my g/f? I'm decently attractive, semi-fit, and polyamorous.

>>6269776
Oh, and have 2 g/f's already so I really don't think I can handle more than 3 more. You must be mostly independent I.E. not a lazy skank, have a car, and a job. Unless you're like a 9/10 then exceptions can be made.

>>6269741

My relationship minus the house-wife part. I get home from work a little after he does and we have a nice quiet dinner, then I become an attack-whore. I can't help it. He's just too kawaii~ Wandorufur husbando~ <3