/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

A cgl gf would just be a fat tub of lard rolling around screaming “troon” at any girl that doesn’t look like those photoshopped pictures on asian girls socials.

The ideal cosplay girlfriend is one that wants to work out daily and watches anime with you

>>10586767
Top tier trolling

i already did, sorry.

How do i get an Onlyfans gf?

Can't wait to see the shitshow this will inevitably turn into

>>10586785
By being a good person and not judging her for her decision to whore herself out

What if I want a bara bf? How do I get that??

Post ideas you have for couples cosplays, whether they’re ones you’ve done already or ones that you want to do.
Reposting mine from another thread:
>Isaac and Miria from Baccano!
>have a different one of their costumes for each day of the con
>e.g. cowboy getup one day, baseball uniforms another, and disco outfits the last day

>>10586787
It's pretty calm so far and no one seems upset. It should be respectful and be upheld and welcomed as a new general.

Why is finding a straight or bi woman who likes anime/cosplay, has a job, and a stable mental state so difficult?
Been single for years and just want someone who I can talk to about anime AND adult life stuff.

>>10586801
>Hori-San and Miyamura
>swap miyamura wigs and outfits with the day

Shocked this isn't openly a thread by soup. If it is soup, you're not fooling me, turn your trip back on.

>>10586860
Don't give namefags attention

>>10586801
Pyramid Head and Bubble Nurse ;)

>>10586860
relationships are memes and requires too much work. I advocate for the "don't go on da8s just go ba8" and "lose your man, buy more brand" dogma

I already have a qt weeb gf but I can't think of any couple cosplays we could do together. We're both girls, I cosplay tomboy or milf characters and she cosplays lolis, magical girls etc. Haven't really found a pairing for that yet in a show we like.

Well troll thread.

But if you don't try you can't win.
Any of you girls in MD wanna date?
I'm half-asian, 26, I'm decently in shape, have a good job, and I'm pretty sure I'm mentally sound at least by 4chan standards.
I like anime and vidya, i'd like to do some pair cosplays too eventually though my current craft skill is low.

I'm pretty open to doing most indoor activities, just not very extroverted.

Only things I really care about is that you're not fat and I'm hoping you'd be a pretty tame person (e.g. not the wild rave type, just someone casual and low energy, and prefers taking relationships slower.)

If anyone's interested here's a /cgl/ email for you to talk to me on. emailfourcgl@gmail.com

Any queer girls have tips on finding gay cosplay girls?
Most of the ones I come across turn out to be ace unfortunately

>>10587070
It's not a troll thread.

>>10586894
Maybe panty and stocking? Although Panty isn’t really a milf, she does have kind of a tomboyish behavior. Stocking is a gothic lolita so maybe up your gfs alley?

>>10587147
Crossplay as characters popular in yaoi pairings

Dating a cosplayer is fine, dating a person from 4chan is destined to end poorly.

>>10586894
How loli is she? Plenty of yuri pairings I could think of that fit naturally (though who would pick up on it is another question)

There's a few famous precure pairings that would work well, and if you wanted to go full meta you could cosplay that one self-insert doctor that's pretty famous.
Nanoha/Fate/Vivid works well too.

>>10587158
panty is gyaru, cunt.

The perfect thunder rod for scrotes, scrotes begone!

>>10587226
There's 3+ lesbians on here nigga. Shut up.

>>10587227
nobody mentioned anything about lesbians retard

>>10587230
Literally every man itt is being critical of it. It's not a thunder rod for scrotes you dumbfuck it's the inverse as of now.
But whatever, keep letting men live rent free in your head. Seethe cope and dilate

>>10587232
that post was just a baseless observation anon, you are right. But to be honest I dont really care

>>10587246
>>10587232
I've solved it. You two get a room.
>>10587217
Retarded take

>>10587286
itd be good hate sex at any rate

Sometimes I just feel like the most unwanted guy in the world.
My female friends act like I should have a gf and they always do that dumb thing where they're just like "lol just get a girlfriend" and it pisses me off.

I mean I wouldn't mind a gf. But no it's not that easy. And honestly I know what I want, and its probably impossible to get.
I just want a girl whos similar to myself, but I'm such a special ass snowflake I doubt I'd meet a girl that's filled with the same contradictions I am.

It's a bummer though. I'd rather be alone than saddled with someone I don't want to be around. But damn it gets lonely.

/blog.

>>10587286
>Retarded take
it's true though, idiot. look it up.

>>10587290
damn it anon, if you give up your problems will only get worse. At some point you have to accept the ugly truth that you have to become an entirely different person to get a woman. Women choose now, men had it good for a while now its their turn to abuse and misuse us. Dont run away from it. Accept it. Because if you dont you will never have kids and will lose the genetic race

>>10587290
I wish I realized it sooner but there is no winning anymore, the internet has destroyed modern relationships, men no longer have to try to get women because women will automatically choose the best mate even if they don't win. Nobody gets to be happy besides those at the very top.

>>10587292
>>10587293
See that's the thing.
I hate yalls black pill bullshit too. I'm okay with being alone. And it's not some conspiracy of feminism running dating scenes, it's that I myself am just not part of the scene and have no desire to be in the outgoing crowd.

Loneliness sucks because no I don't fit in with you doomerfaggots. And I dont fit in with the extrovertedfaggots. I'm just stuck being myself by myself because if anyone else is like me they're in the same boat of being by themselves because being around you faggots is toxic.

>>10587293
This is some big incel energy, no wonder you’re single

>>10587297
yup, but it doesnt matter if Im single now, because as long as I continue to be outgoing and improve myself I will find someone. Love will come, love will go. I can continue my genetic legacy and die with no regrets.

>>10587296
no retard, you are not some special snowflake, you are no different then the next loser. You can say you don't fit in with the outgoing crowd, but eventually you will realize that the problem is not with them it is with you. Stop robbing yourself of experiences and grow up.

>>10587291
>"look it up"
>the thing in my head only

>>10587301
I know you're probably trolling, but if you can't tell simply from the dynamic between panty, a gal, and stocking a gothloli, i don't know what to tell you other than you shouldn't fucking be here.

>>10587290
What makes you a special ass snowflake?

>>10586894
These aren’t romantic pairings, but here are some ideas that somewhat fit what you’re looking for.
>Alicetaria and Mamika (Re:Creators)
Knight + magical girl pairing. I could see people shipping this considering their interactions with each other.
>Blaze and Cream (Sonic series)
Tomboy + child. They’re bffs in Blaze’s first game. Gijinka is the best way to do this imo.
>a JoJo character and their stand
Be your gf’s guardian spirit. Options abound, but I suggest picking someone with a humanoid stand, unless you want to dress up as a can of silly string.
>Lana and Cia (Hyrule Warriors)
>Shizune and Misha (Katawa Shoujo)

>>10587307
So when you say look it up you don't mean any source, or even a statement from someone who worked on the show. You're talking about a fan theory. And not even an actual known fan theory. Okay

>>10586796
based

>>10587341
these are some cute ideas but I'm really autistic about only cosplaying from shows/games I like and the only thing I like out of that list is JJBA, and she's still stuck on part neverending fucking 3 god I hate SDC

>>10587158
Good show but no way I'd be comfortable wearing an outfit as skimpy as Panty's. Even cosplaying Misato made me a little uncomfy with the short skirt.

>>10587147
My gf isn't really a cosplayer, but she's open to try it. I met her on Animal Crossing, so I recommend that! It's a magnet for cute gay weeb girls.

>>10587332
Just one of those things I'm not really a special snowflake but an unfortunate collection of traits that makes me feel like nobody understands me and I've grown up retarded which makes it worse.

Too Asian for white people. Too white for Asian people. And while I'm not big on the whole race thing, just the entire culture lead to some awkward stuff.
Everyone I was around growing up was a girl. Nothing but sisters and but female cousins. Nothing but female neighbors. And most of my friends were girls. Which was fine but wasn't allowed to go full gay anyways. So interests never matched up.
Then was raised catholic but not really hardcore and then stopped. Which has made me more reserved in general. I want slower relationships and I dont like the whole culture that surrounds stuff like dating apps where everyone is meeting people these days.
even if I'm awkward about it I still want to be with someone physically just not necessarily sexually and they get conflate most the time when I say it or go for it.
And like I am introverted. But I feel like most people who say introverted just mean they're shy or want to watch Netflix after work cause they're too tired to go out. But no, I'm introverted. I can talk to people fine, I can socialize. But I dread going out with a passion and it tires me out extremely quick.

But like a lot of my hobbies I feel like I just don't match up with others either. Anime and vidya? Well it feels like it's filled with nothing but edgy /pol/fags and stoners. Even the few girl friends that I have that are gamers still just shout about niggers and cucks constantly and it's so fucking annoying. And I hate the doomer incel shit where they just blame society and sluts for everything.
Same with books, I might join a bookclub in a bit. But talking online has been a disaster.

Im not really special. I just feel like I've never fit in. And now I'm an adult and I dont want to change. I dont hate myself, I just know I'm at fault.
/vent again

>>10587384
I am also quite different than most everyone around me (I am a female though) and can understand where you are coming from. Just don't give up anon. I know it can be hard, but dont give up hope. I had been single for 14 years since my first bf left me, and had basically come to the conclusion that despite it not being what I truly wanted, that I was okay being alone for the rest of my life and started thinking up some new ideas of ways I can get love and happiness and share my love and happiness without a relationship (like maybe volunteering at a church or something despite not being religious, etc, helping people who were less fortunate than me, etc.) when all of a sudden, I met a man on the complete opposite side of the world than I, who is quite similar to me in so many ways it is almost hard to believe. Since then, I have been so happy, and I am glad that I didn't give up hope. I just worked on myself and did my best to promote positivity and love in myself and around me and did my best to make the best of my situation. Corona makes it hard since we live on opposite sides of the world, but it is worth it, and we have plans to visit each other and eventually get married and move in with one another.

>>10587384
>>10587390
Holy shit anons get a grip

>>10587384
Being raised around females is no excuse, get some man friends and take testosterone or something. If they’re embarrassed of you just let them know that you are still trying new things and they will take it easier on you. Women do not want a weak little boy

>>10587375
>and she's still stuck on part neverending fucking 3 god I hate SDC
I’m totally with you on that. Part 3 is way too long and is such a slog. I’d consider just telling her to skip to when the gang finally gets to Egypt and just say “they eventually made it there. Also, there’s a dog now. That’s all you missed.”
Or just skip to the Dio fight.
Or just skip part 3.

>>10587399
>or just skip part 3

This. Diamond is Unbreakable is best Jojo part anyway imo. Or at least the start of the best. I love Araki's art from that point on far more than the earlier parts.

Vtubers exist now so I don't need a gf.

>>10587416
Part 4 is shit all of you need to have your pp privileges revoked.

>>10586787
This. Welcoming retarded males with what basically amounts to an "incel general" is the worst thing you can do.
Just wait for the obnoxious namefags/trips to show up.

>>10587363
I'm a different anon.

>>10587426

>>10587392
Its not like I'm a wuss or can't interact with guys.
But its just another thing that went into my personality growing up that's made me different and weird. I can talk shit with dudes at work, but being friends with them feels awkward at best because I am used to being with girls.

Apparently I also look perpetually angry and it scares people, so that's cool.

>>10587390
Everyone says that and all, but like I'm already halfway through 20, my life is basically over at this point.
I'm happy you found a guy though anon, good luck making that work. I don't think I could make long distance relationships work again but it sounds like you got it together.

>>10587502
>20
>my life is basically over at this point

I guess all 20 year olds feel this way. I know I did. But in a few years you’ll realize it’s hilariously untrue. Barely anything happened to me until I was 23 and it’s been a wild and excellent ride ever since.

>>10587507
halfway through anon.
meaning past 23. and still no hope.

at least my career is going well i guess.

Well if people are being serious, I'll dump my own woes here.
I'm a crossplayer/crossdresser, but most of the time I'm just a regular guy looking for a regular girl. I hear of a lot of "kinky" girls who would be into it, but really I just want a regular girl to hang with who can help me sometimes with makeup/outfits/coords etc, and who wouldn't mind me doing it hobby. I really worry that if I go the regular route of finding a GF first and revealing that I do this second that they'll immediately drop me, and I'd rather be open about it with people, especially with a romantic partner.
Should I be as worried as I am about this? Or am I just hyping myself up for failure for nothing?

>>10586767
Fuck op why did you have to choose a pic where the robin cosplayer looks like the kid from gummo it's KILLING me

>>10587176
Tfw when I met my husband here but even we cringe at the thought of having met here so we just tell people we met on the net

>>10587502
You’re a wuss bro, its cool most guys that get fucked up from girls are. Including me

>>10587535
Boner Robin is an icon

>>10587605
Boner Robin is the ideal con couplr cosplay

>>10587475
You're shit. Part 4 has shit pacing and way too much focus on koichi and ton's of pointless episodes.

>>10587628
he was actually a drama whore back in the day and so was his wife

>>10586894
Cure macaron and chocolat?

wish I could type faster but my wpm average is only 39 :(

>>10587502
As the anon who said that you just shouldn't give up hope, I'm nearly 2x as old as you. You are not ancient at 20. Stop feeling sorry for yourself. That is why women don't fall for you. Like I said, work on yourself and the rest will come. As long as you do your best and make yourself the best you can be.

>>10586894
>>10587375
Have you considered doing any Touhou stuff? The franchise certainly isn't lacking in terms of "number of unique character designs"

>>10587509
if all goes well you can probably expect to live to 90+, you're not even a full third of the way through your life at this point

>>10587647

>>10587724
I mean the thing is like. I know better than to be miserable in front of people. And I am bettering myself but like I go on dates with girls, and ya know we seem to have a good enough time. I walk em to their car and they're waiting for me to say or do something but, 1. i don't even know what to say/do so I just end up waving bye and driving home. and 2. its just so god damn tiring being around them and talking, and i don't hate them but i just want to go home and pass out.

its not them, its just me. but its not the type thing i can get better at except by doing it and i hate it even more because i hate being one of those faggots just dating tons of people.

>>10586785
This is bait but I can tell you from experience that a GF who does only fans really fucks with you. There's always going to be that little thought in the back of your head "do we even have any real intimacy if she just shows her vag online.' You see your girl degrade herself and it can be really offputting. You don't have to be a tradcon to feel weird about your gf putting on little girl clothes and doing pedo bait for rich Saudis. Seeing her message all these other guys and pretend to suck up to them. After a while you just question too much shit.

Look, for the legbeards here, you do you. You wanna thot it up go ahead. But Only Fans has weird Parasocial stuff that destroys relationships and fucks with everyone's head in weird ways.

>>10587794
>But Only Fans has weird Parasocial stuff that destroys relationships and fucks with everyone's head in weird ways.
this is so true. i know of girls who cheat or left their bf for some rich dude they met through onlyfans. other girls develop insecurities or mental issues. or bf who feels neglected and end up cheating.

>>10587794
>do we even have any real intimacy if she just shows her vag online
lmao virgin, that's not how intimacy works, that's not how any of this works.

>>10587941
It does to an extent.
Sex is an intimate thing. If you're just selling it online you're not someone who treats sex as an intimate thing because you don't give a fuck about it anymore.

That guy still looking for a tomoko gf jere?

>>10587941
Making money on OnlyFans is empowering, are you going to find her activities that provide similar empowerment since you're straight up removing one? I swear men don't understand how much different OF is to actual sex work.

>>10587794
Making money on OnlyFans is empowering, are you going to find her activities that provide similar empowerment since you're straight up removing one? I swear men don't understand how much different OF is to actual sex work.

>>10587943
But they're not selling sex, they're selling photos or videos of themselves.

>>10587970
its just sex, im empowering myself by laying pipe on your best friend. im still emotionally invested in you tho. i swear women dont understand how sex is just sex

>>10587976
>>10587970
>I'm not a whore
>I'm just selling (pictures of) my body for money so that men can cum to it

>>10587976
Don't kid yourself. Letting strangers see you naked is still an intimate thing and will make any partner wonder whether or not they're actually special to you if you're willing to do that with just anyone.
Why bother being in a monogamous relationship if you're just going to do the same things with people you don't even know?

>>10587970
Nothing quite says empowering than sharing your nakedness with strangers to jack off to like a common whore. I honestly cannot think of anything more empowering for a person to do. /s
>>10588016
But it's not. Sex is so much more than just that. Anyone who can just sleep with some random person/stranger has some serious self-esteem issues. They are a person who has so little respect for themselves, I highly doubt they have respect for others and people who are promiscuous are generally undesirable personalities. Thots be gone.

>>10588059
>But it's not. Sex is so much more than just that
bruh i was being sarcastic.

>>10588064
You okay? How you feeling?

>>10588059
yea I hate hook up culture, I just want a relationship not this petty shit

>>10588059
I just feel like Im constantly missing out. I cant even hope to have a relationship given my current status, so I have to settle for a crap shoot until I get what I really want. Wasting all this time and energy, thank god dancing is amazing or I would be wasting my time.

>>10587948
How smelly?

>>10588059
I dont do nudes
I dont show any more skin than I would show on a beach
Only difference is I get paid

>>10588131
>I'm just surrounding myself with dudes who want to see me naked and fuck me
>and I'm just leading them around and making them pay me for the opportunity
>why would that be a problem?

>>10588138
No one is forcing them to pay her lol. The men involved are willing participants, not some poor victims. She'll close her legs when you dumbasses close your wallets

>>10588139
Nobody said they're being forced.
I'm saying she's a glorified whore and naturally any normal man would find that disgusting.

>>10588139
She should be keeping her legs closed even if they are willing to pay. Men have been willing to pay since time began and we still call women whores if they sell themselves

>>10588142
People are willing to pay to have people murdered.
You're still a murderer if you kill someone.

>>10588143
So.... youre proving my point?

>>10588145
Yes. Its early in the morning and I misread your post.
I admit I am at fault.

>>10588146
Hehehe youre so cute

>>10587941
People who say this shit tend to have the least sex. And that's before we get into how only fans thots are always neurotic and boring about sex. People who are all there don't sell their bodies online and not care how their partner feels about it. Have you noticed how the women who make the most money on Only Fans are middle to upper class women who don't need it and the poorer ones doing it out of desperation don't make all that much despite degrading themselves more. Really makes one think.

>>10588141
>>10588142

Even if it's bad to be a whore, why do you care that some stranger on the internet is doing it? Sounds more like you guys are mad you're going to die virgins and angry at women who "tease" men for money.

Like I'm not gonna cam or be a prostitute or stripper or other kind of adult work, but even if I thought it was gross, I wouldn't care if other women do it because it has no effect on me and the men going broke over them are equally as dumb/wasteful as people who pay for porn. (Prostitution serves a practical purpose though so I get why guys do it, more desperation than stupidity but not everyone is relationship material so if people need to get off with another human and both parties are consenting to the transaction I can't really complain)

I got really bored and curious and decided to step into this board. Is this a usual thread? If it is, which one of you girls needs some dick? I'll be happy to oblige. ;)

>>10588156
stfu scrote, you couldn't even get it up if you tried.

>>10588157
Sounds to me like you're asking for proof.

>>10588158
yea show proof so you can get banned

>>10588159
Sorry, babe. Dick picks are only for my favorite Hololive girl.

>>10588160
Yea I bet she laughs at it because its so small

>>10588155
>stranger
the entire point of this was that those girls make terrible GFs not that they're terrible people.

>>10588160
chaste and baste

>>10588161
>tfw Towa will never mock your small dick on stream

>>10587794
>cosplay gamer gf
>does onlyfans and twitch streams
>you are her photographer
>occasionally goes girl/girl shoots
>make a living off simps
Its the perfect life desu

>>10588169
>that entire time she never has sex with you and keeps asking for your money even though she makes bank. Never says she loves you and doesn't even talk to you unless she needs something.

Please dear god have a real relationship and stop assuming porn is anything like real sex. Reality is way more disappointing than you realise.

>>10588180
Idk nayrt but my bf and I have an agreement that if some simps decide they want to pay me large sums of $$$ to do things that don't involve me touching or having sex with them or on camera nudity, we will in a heartbeat. Moni is moni

>>10588184
>moni is moni
or you know, you could get a real job and not be constantly desperate for money 24/7

>>10588191
We're in a pandemic jobs are hard to come by
OF is safe and easy you can do from home

>>10588184
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>moni is moni
And your dignity and self worth are utter shit. Good luck in 10 years, whore.

>>10588210
>b-but its hard
and that's why you're a shitty low quality human.

>>10588184
my boyfriend is paying for everything and i don't even need to get simps. sounds like you backed the wrong horse.

>>10588239
Nah he still pays for everything even though I make more money than him, we just both agree more money is always better and if all I have to do is like, mail a dirty sock to some coomer or wear a low cut top while playing videogames and get like $5k a week or whatever of course I'd fucking do it. Neither of us have an online presence so this is pure "what if" but we've just mutually agreed we like money.

I wish I had a girlfriend, but not sure if I'd categorically want a /cgl/ girlfriend. I think it could be cool, do some cosplays together or even some jfashion, but it's not my primary desire. Cosplay isn't something that I'm that deeply passionate about that I'd need a cosplay girlfriend, on some level I feel trapped in the cosplay community because it's one of the few places I can meet other people, but I'd probably still want to cosplay even if I made friends elsewhere.

It'll never happen though, because I'm just a really undesirable person, I can't even make friends and I've never been in a romantic relationship. I actually don't even know how one would start one. All flirting is sexual harassment. And I'm just really unattractive, so there'd be no point anyway.

>>10588279
I hope you grow to feel better about yourself and develop self esteem anon. If there is something you dislike about yourself it is never too late to change it, but also don't forget the world is full of tons of people, someone out there will want to be your friend at the very least if you just focus on being a good person and living the happiest life you can.

>>10588279
You don't need a woman to be happy, this coming from someone who came out a relationship a couple years back. Shit is great when it is great but when it is bad it is like a sidequest you can't skip in a game and the time sink is killer man. I honestly don't regret breaking it up with her for a variety of reasons. I will say I am glad that I had at least one relationship in my life, it was a period that I can look back on.

>>10588285
If I don't need a girlfriend, I at least need friends. But I still want a girlfriend.

>>10588283
I'm incapable of being happy when I'm not able to have good social interaction with other people regularly. That may be my biggest problem, I lack motivation when I'm alone.
I don't know if there's anything I dislike that I could actually improve, I may have developed a quite bitter and cynical attitude over the years but there may not be any reason to improve it, in terms of personal quality of life. And some of it may be a natural result of what I know, that can't be taken back. For example, I've realized more unfairness that happens that I didn't question much before. I can't go back to pretend it isn't there when I've realized it exists. There is some stuff though. I've gone too far in a SJW direction (mentality and attitude wise, not political views wise), where I've become more black-white thinking, and where I'll say it's okay to treat people like shit as long as they have more privilege than you, or hating people for the group they're part of. But these are not ideas I actually hold at my core, it's just really bad influence from the internet and maybe some people in real life. That's one point where I should try to go back to my true ideals and not let SJWs influence me in a bad direction.
But that's really not what keeps people away from me though. Because I don't talk about that with people I meet, and people may express surprise about it later and don't expect it from me. But by then they've already rejected me long ago.

I don't think I've no good qualities though. I believe I have some sides that people might like, but I keep them really hidden and people would need to spend a lot of time with me, at least my personality. I might have a certain sense of humour that can be quite interesting too if it's exactly that you're into, I'm no comedic genius but I believe some people might find enjoyment in those parts.

>>10588355
Letting sjw ideals infect you is one of the biggest issues. If you are going to treat people like shit for your perceived ideas of them being better off than you or richer than you or more privileged, that is your fault. Don't treat people like shit, period. If they are treating you like shit personally (and directly) then you can push them out of your life, etc. But you assuming that people deserve to be treated like shit for shit reasons is probably why you will always be alone. Work on yourself first.

>>10588239
now i aint saying she a gold digger...

>>10588360
It's bad for me personally, but it doesn't affect my social relationships much if at all. For one, I typically don't let it affect my behaviour towards individuals maybe unless they already dislike me, then it gets easier to respond in an escalating attitude. And two, I've lived most of my life without being infected by SJW ideals, but I didn't make friends then either.
It'd be good for being more honest with my true ideals, but it has close to no impact on my aloneness.

>>10588155
Honestly? I'm sick of seeing every alt girl on fb and insta link to their onlyfans while constantly posting thirst trap pics and begging. Why? Because this has become a huge trend where now even young girls are starting to be effected because all these thots keep screaming about how empowering it is to lay on their backs all day pretending to want to fuck hundreds of strangers because it makes $$$
It's not empowering. It's BARELY even real sex work. It's just another trend these girls will regret doing only a portion of them will have ruined their lives by quitting school, having no job history, and generally wasting their fundamental years only to wake up one day and realize they're washed up without a career path.

>>10586802
Imagine if you will a triangle. On one side is sanity, one is intelligence and the last is attractiveness. Any person you date can only occupy a single corner of this triangle including only two of those traits.

>>10588509
>tfw occupy 0
Single, btw

>>10587535
Super hero sidekick by day, glue huffing cat killer by night.

>>10588155
Well, unfortunately (for me) I'm no longer a virgin
> I wouldn't care if other women do it because it has no effect on me
Not even any of the anons you replied to, but it's pretty obvious that people just don't want ANYONE to think it's acceptable, and don't want society at large to think it's acceptable either, especially when hyper-niche nerd culture is an even smaller population.
People don't care that YOU do it, people care that it even exists, and that it's promoted by people like you.

>>10588519
I'm not promoting it, I'm just apathetic and confused why other people care so much lol

>>10588509
Not really.
A lot of people pretend this is the case but its pretty bullshit.

Generally attractive people will do better at everything in life, intelligence, sanity, success, just everything.
Ugly people are well, 1 not attractive, and 2 they tend to be overly self conscious and have other issues like inferiority complexes which holds them back.
Pretty people are always encouraged and helped to be successful, ugly people just seethe in the background.

All the smartest people I knew in highschool and college were all beautiful people. Even now in the workforce, while you do get the few autism geniuses, most people who are successful and have good work ethic are at least above the general average level of attractiveness.

>>10588509
An easier one is
Attractiveness
Sanity
Availability
Pick two

>>10588543
>attractive and available but not sane
Back to the club again

>>10588526
nta but i have to agree with them. for THEM and most people ITT, the attractive, stable people won't be available because they'll have already gotten with other attractive, stable people. so they're right, they're not available to them because they themselves are losers. it's basically just them admitting how shit they actually are.

>In a relationship for 10 years.
>She cheats on me, Christmas 2019.
>Covid hits so I can't even enjoy trying some con flirting
>See this thread.

I'm not really sure how to feel right now. Hopeful? Bitter?

>>10588552
Well yeah they're usually with people already.
But in general attractive = well adjusted normal human being.

Ugly people are scum. Not because of unfortunate genetics, but because they make no effort to be pretty and settle with being mediocre instead of striving for more.
When I see an ugly person, I know for a fact they're inferior.

>>10588598
It's pretty hard to be objectively ugly facially. If someone is, they are deformed or not trying.

>>10588601
Not quite. There's people with unfortunate faces. (usually related to the eyes, super close together eyes or spread out eyes looks super fucking weird)
You can usually look past it though if they're trying and keep the rest of the body in proper form.

>>10588602
But even people with wide set eyes or unfortunate features can style their hair or do makeup, etc. to look nicer. And some people find strange features interesting and therefore more beautiful, like in models. Extremely asymmetric features beyond the average amount count as deformities imo.

>>10588574
bide your time my son.
get yoked, learn new skills, use this time to cocoon and blossom into a beautiful swole mole

>>10588355
You need to become okay with yourself and learn how to love yourself. You need to understand your inherent worth as an image bearer of God. What you want isn't always what you need friendo.

>>10587941
sharing ones body and desires with only one person is one of the most intimate things two people can do, please get off the computer and go outside sometime.

>>10588710
Fuckyear. I've been doing that! I've got some MUSCLE now! I GOT THIS SHIT

... Except I'm gonna be an old man by the time conventions are back on.

I'm gonna be honest.

If you're older than 25, you're too old to be going to conventions to hit on people or find someone, really. That's the upper age range since most of the attendees are around 18. I know that there's 21+ events, but that crowd isn't looking for late 20s, early 30s old farts. You're the person hanging around college aged folks while being at the age where most people get married and have kids. I know COVID ruined everything, but join social groups in your city instead once things go back to normal. Board game groups, cooking classes, Etc. People who go to fucking anime conventions at like 27 to find someone to fuck are severely socially stunted. It's embarrassing.

>>10588750
Bruh cons have been like this for a long ass time you are a child.

>>10588750
>you have to become a normie if you're over 25

>>10588750
are you retarded? older folks are the ones who have the money to spend on shit, telling them to leave means the missed opportunity to have a nerd sugar daddy or sugar momma. shut the hell up and let me take their money

>>10588750
Wow, you must’ve really fucked yo yo be around so many kids. I kept winding up with groups of 30+ y/os when I was 18-22. They’re everywhere— they’re just not interested in messing around with people that can’t act right.

>>10588796
Fucked up to be* tired of autocorrect tonight.

>>10588521
Well anon, now you know.

So anons, what do YOU think is proper etiquette when trying to hit on someone at a con?
If you're hitting on someone because of their cosplay, or the booth they're at, what's the easiest way to make it clear that you're flirting with them and not ONLY interested in their cosplay or fandom interest?

>>10588803
Why not just communicate it to them like you would if you were out of cosplay?
Or is flirting too hard for you Idiots?

>>10588814
How would one flirt?
I'm >>10588279 and I really can't see any way it wouldn't be considered sexual harassment.
Do people just accept that this is a base level of sexual harassment that should exist in society?

>>10588814
For people who aren't girls you actually have to put effort into flirting and not just step outside with your tits hanging out and instantly get guys hovering around you to 'flirt' with.

>>10588750
>another child think they know everything: the post

>>10588860
You should see the cope of people who turn 25 and think theyre too old for fun.

The only kind of /cgl/ boyfriend I'd want is one that comes for the /gl/. Cosplay chasers are creepy.

>>10589018
is it good enough if I sometimes browse jfashion threads and read jfashion stories but came for the cosplay and cosplay is the only thing I do in real life but I don't even do much of that

Has anyone here tried con speed dating? If so, did you go to the hetty or gay version? And what was it like?

>>10589060
Hetty version. It was prettt fun. It went by quick and was awkward.

>>10587376
Second this. I met my ex gf on AC twit.

just wanna twin my ctp pink and grey with a gf n hold hands

>>10589018
I dunno. I can see how cosplay would attract "normal" guys because of all the skin on display. But normal guys ain't into frilly dresses.

>>10589085
I absolutely fucking love frilly dresses. I'm attracted to feminine things, and I get enough "bro time" with my male friends. What I want is that different aesthetic and that different energy. ... But then, I guess I'm not really a 'normal' guy.

I'll take a frilly dress over yoga pants any day of the year.

christ yall are so lonelyyyyyyyyyy
why dont you hit on girls at a bar or club?
You know a place where girls go to get laid and not just dress up?

>>10589119
Cause I don't care about getting laid.
I want a romantic relationship with someone who has a similar personality and values as I do. And the type person who has a similar personality and values that I do doesn't go out to bars and clubs to get casual fucks.

>>10589119
Cause people here are actually looking for a meaningful relationship not some thot to pump and dump

>females on /cgl/
>females on 4chan in general

I don't know if I would trust a female coming from a male cesspool board. It's such a red flag, like wanting to date a single mother.

>>10589157
/cgl/ has more females than males, at least it did historically. With the decline of the cosplay side I wouldn't be surprised if the female share is even greater than before.

What I imagine the average /cgl/ user to be isn't my ideal girlfriend either, but there could be some okay people here.
Even cosplayers in general aren't that attractive, at least looks wise. I really ain't into makeup, and cosplayers usually wear makeup when they cosplay. But maybe they could look more attractive in normie clothes. I'd rarely know someone were a cosplayer if they didn't wear cosplay though.

>>10589136
>>10589151
lol then you can continue to seek women who are clearly not interested. You know what they care about? Dresses, anime, cosplay and lolita. Boys? Is that apart of cosplay? On a board about cosplay? No. You don't see girls hitting up /biz/ or /fit/ to get sex do you? What about gay dudes? Do they just hit up rich dudes and fit guys? No. So why do you do it on /cgl/? Is it because you can't control your tiny penis?

>>10589162
>why seek
because if you don't put a line out you'll never get anything. i'd hope for someone like me, someone that's okay with being single, but is still open if fate chances it. and ironically, i'd figure 4chan is one of those places such girls may lurk.

now i don't post with any real intention of it happening, but if it did it would be a nice surprise.

>do you see girls hitting up
i see girls doing similar whining on other boards, yes. /fit/ is not without its femanon autism either.

as for why /cgl/
because please cosplay sophie and i'll be harol. I'd do platcha but i don't think my body is well suited for her.

>>10589162
I'm a woman so you can calm your screeching and squawking.
This is a thread about finding a partner in this specific community because shockingly people want a partner into the same kinds of interests.
No one here is aggressively pursuing anyone. If any women aren't interested then guess what? They can ignore the thread. You realize that guy's actually cosplay as well right?

Everytime I see a "femanon" on another board I assume its a tranny.
/cgl/ is the only place I trust because of the TERFism

>>10588601
they also have the option of saving up for a really good cosmetic surgeon in Korea

What do women in /cgl/ do to get a date?

Do they just wait for someone to approach them? Are they on local dating apps (tinder, okcupid, etc.)?

>>10589159
From my experience it seemed that /cgl/ was full of racist white guys. At least thats what I got from the /cgl/ discord.

>>10589189
I imagine most women on /cgl/ are normal ass people who date like normal ass people.
Tired of these threads full of idiots who can’t seem to figure out how to talk to others.

>>10589195
You seem oddly upset about this.
Maybe you should take your own advice and get off 4chan and go bang some people off tinder like normal ass people do.

>>10589195
I don't think that a lot of cosplayers, or weebs for that matter are "normal ass people"

But i guess it depends on what your definition of normal is.

>>10589189
Currently only using Her. Never really considered using tinder because I’ve heard that even if you change it to the gay settings, they show you a bunch of cishet dudes and couples looking for unicorns

>>10589191
In my experience regular /cgl/ discordfags tend to be the stereotypical white racist edgy retard dudes from 4chan, at least the cosplay side anyway. The "/gl/" part tends to be neglected by those people. The jfash people are still out there, you just have to find the right discord.

>>10589228
>>10589191
I've only been in 1 /cgl/ discord and that was for Texas con meetups like 3 or 4 years ago. It was about half women, the shitty retarded women you see on this site, but women nonetheless.
Personally I left because I knew a few of them from other discords and didn't want to touch that powder keg.

>>10588814
Well because I want to be respectful to the fact we're at a con.
Also, I want to make my intentions clear, and I've found in the past that I can struggle with that sometimes, or that I'm not being tactful enough.

>>10589070
>>10589060
Where do you do this? What events have had it? I haven't heard of it.

>>10589060
99% dudes

who here /getting fucking jacked in quarantine in order to capture and ravish a cute maiden at the first post-covid con/

>>10589391
>>>/fit/
Yeah I was lucky my gym has been open most of covid tho

>>10586767
Is this a bait or a containment thread? Like its not a bad idea outside the fact it won't work.

>>10589409
It's very real.

>>10589162
>do you see gay guys hitting up /fit/
Yes, /fit/ is the gayest board on this site.

>>10589235
I’ve seen this at a lot of cons in the Midwest

Well. I guess since it's here, and I really don't want to use /soc/

Any girls wanna like be my online gf for awhile? Aka... wanna just play vidya together?
League, small coop games, maybe some mmos (just started guild wars 2), fps games. Whatever really.
Also like reading fantasy books if you're open to discussing some of that together. Helps because I usually want to vent about how much a book sucks after I read it.
Can also just generally discuss life and how much our days sucked.

>>10589391
>>10589394
Very based. Now that I'm mostly recovered from Covid I've been lifting and running a lot more. Unfortunately I think the cute twink look is more popular amongst the con/cgl crowd.

>>10589866
I'm down for it if you actually explain a bit more in private, I love reading fantasy books but most people into them are not people who like me. Email your tag to my temp mail: topanga9@swudutchyy.com (I don't want to be flooded with requests)

>>10589892
If you don't mind I'll just throw it here. Already put it in the friend finder thread so dgaf if people see it.
(If I added you already gomenasorry, I thought I'd be more social and forgot)

Discord @ dessert#0942

>>10589892
>topanga
when I was little I saw an episode of boys meet world where cory (i think) went up to topanga and said "I'm horny" and everyone laughed. I didn't know what it meant at the time but because of the laugh track I thought it was suppose to be a funny joke or something. the next day during recess or p.e (I think we were playing flag football) I went up to a girl and said "hey ___ I'm horny!" she looked at me and did an awkward laugh. after awhile she asked me if I even know what it meant where I answered no. she pulled in another kid and told him what happened and they laughed. assholes didn't even tell me what it meant.

>>10589892
Okay bye. Nice talking to ya.

>>10586767
I really want a Christian weeb gf that's driven/successful in her own career of choice. I've had some great relationships but they don't last bc I keep dating normies. About to start forcing potential gfs to watch Kimi No Na Wa with me as a litmus test.

>>10589886
It is.

>>10588814
old post, but whatever
>"hey, cool cosplay. I love xyz character/show/game"
>see if they give you an easy line of discussion or not
>if not, ask some question related to your shared interest
>not trivia
>if she is responding with short answers and isn't enthusiastic about talking to you, fuck off

>>10589967
>About to start forcing potential gfs to watch Kimi No Na Wa with me as a litmus test.
EXCEPTIONALLY based anon. This isn't a bad way to turn a traditional normie (on the successful side) into a shitposting weeb.
I mean, you could just try and find something besides anime to bond over too, but really it's your choice, I've had this idea with vidya in the past but I feel like expecting a normie gal to match my vidya hours would be too steep a request. It would be like them asking me to watch 3000 hours of reality TV or something, and I wouldn't be able to stomach it.

>>10590172
A Silent Voice is better tho sorry not sorry

>>10589967
Youre retarded. Women dont give a shit anime unless there is something wrong with them. Women care about being better then others and sex any woman that has the slightest interest in anything else is fucked.

>>10590209
get help incel

>>10590209
>dont give a shit anime unless there is something wrong with them.

>>10590209
What the fuck are you on about

>>10589171

I know nothing about Lolita, but I love how TERF heavy it is. I appreciate the radiant femininity of Lolita, and its rejection of masculinity. What do trans girls think they can do in Lolita? Those girls tear each other apart for having shoulder that are too wide or being an inch too tall.

>>10590415
you know nothing about lolita which is why you think it's terf heavy. it's not, it's just cgl.

>>10590418
T. Tranny

>>10590415
Same reason lolita is filled with nothing but fatties and ugly girls.
Because even if it is a feminine style, people think the poofy dresses will hide the meat slabs and the ugly misshapen bodies.
trannies are just jumping in along with them.

desu in my eyes fat and ugly girls in lolita are just as bad as the trannies.

>>10590418
It's terf heavy even in the facebook circles.

Boy I sure do love women

>>10590849
Said no one ever

>>10590345
Its the ugly truth that no one will tell you anon, get over it maybe then you will actually get a gf

>>10590869
Boy I sure do love men (no homo)

>you're not happy so you need to work on yourself before you're ever allowed to even think about getting a girlfriend!
>Just ignore the fact that you're not happy because you lack companionship or love in your life.
>Just solve the issue of being unloved and alone before you're allowed to get a girlfriend to solve the problem of being alone and unloved.
okay lol.

>>10590900
They also mentioned not having friends, that's far more important than a girlfriend.

>>10590902
People act like male friendships are like female friendships.
Friendships between dudes is just 'hey wanna play cod later?' 'cool'
not exactly something that helps you out on a personal level.

>>10590904
Sounds like you need better friends bro.

>>10590905
>You're just not having friends the right way
okay sure whatever bro. that's how 99% of men work if they're not pussy bitches.
I like my friends, they're cool. and we'll hang out periodically if we need to but I've never had any connection or feeling of fulfillment. I was just as happy during corona lock down away from them as i was with them.
at most we just give each other a brojob if someone's been on a dryspell, other than that we we have next to no closeness together.

>>10590904
What brings me the greatest happiness is feeling wanted and like a part of a group. If I don't have to force myself onto people, and it's great to be invited to something. Another thing is some level of connection and having things in common.
Idk about the difference between male and female friendships, but it feels pretty good when people are actually open about stuff.

>>10590902
wait is this about me (>>10588279 >>10588355 )? seems to fit a bit

>>10590900
I've never had a romantic relationship before so I may just be pulling things out of my ass but I think there's some level of truth to it, or at least when people talk about how having a girlfriend will give you motivation to fix everything. Because if you can't prove that you can do it without a girlfriend, it's likely that you won't be able to keep it up with a girlfriend either. It may work for a while, but eventually it will become the new normal to have a girlfriend, and you'll lose the constant source of inspiration to improve yourself. Then the relationship may fall apart.
But if you're able to do it even before you meet a girl to give you motivation, you'll probably still be able to keep it up even after having a girlfriend becomes routine.

I don't know how valid it is to be unhappy because you don't have a girlfriend, but you can not extend it to friendship. Social interaction is one of the most basic human needs, and you absolutely can't just expect someone to be happy on their own.

>>10590920
I was talking about you when I mentioned the not having friends, I assumed they were talking about you.

I don't think friends fill the same needs as a girlfriend, but all my male friends and my bf have genuine connections with their male friends. They aren't just hangout buddies. They'd cry with each other if things got bad and they needed to. That doesn't make anyone less of a man and male friendships that allow each other to be honest and connect are valuable and fulfilling and healthy. You can also be friends with women, if you agree with the other anon and think you can't talk about your feelings with a guy friend.

Friendship doesn't replace romance, but if you want to feel belonging and like part of a group, then finding a group of people with similar interests or personalities is probably a good start. I made my current friends I hang out with most from student orgs in college, via a D&D group I joined, and that's also how I ended up meeting my bf as well as my best friend, too.

I really hope you can make meaningful connections with others and have all the types of relationships you want. You're not alone, tons of people find it hard to connect or make friends, especially as adults, even before the pandemic lockdowns and shit.

>>10590920
>>10590931
I was just generally shitposting because its the same general advice everyone always gives in any gf advice thread.

I've had a gf, that companionship and having someone to be with does wonders for your psych when you spend all day alone otherwise. and its not something friends can take the place of either. i can relax around my gf and not worry about waking up with dicks drawn on my face.

>>10590904
This is why I have never had male friends in my adult life, despite being male. So, we do exist, but super rare.

>>10590932
That sounds wonderful and really comfortable.

>>10590931
I always seem to end up outside the core group, like I don't belong, when I am a part of a group.
I didn't really feel like a true part of the quidditch team, I don't have much in common with the anime club, the bronies interacted and connected without me, I'm too awkward to get into the vidya&anime cafe community and don't watch the same anime as them, after my school only one person seemed to want to stay in touch after it ended, well I could probably name more.
Only in the Homestuck community did it feel like I belonged, at least for a while, and I've actually hung out with three different people from there when it didn't have anything to do wtih Homestuck. One small thing that actually made me happy was when fellow Homestuck fans refered to us as "Homestuck trash" and included me in it, it felt like I actually was a part of it.

I think that if I were to have a girlfriend, they'd have to be able to fill many of the same roles as friends do. I believe that for a relationship to work, we'd have to be able to talk openly to each other. I have some habit of passive aggressiveness, and for seeing passive aggressive intents in others, which would be really bad in a relationship, and I think it'd be necessary to just decide to be open about how we feel to straight over the need to be passive aggressive to express our opinions, and it'd be nice to be able to trust them and not always have to assume they mean something mean by what they say.
Well, this was the reverse of what you said. But I think that if I had a girlfriend, for the relationship to be truly successful, it'd have to also contain the elements that would make it able to serve as a close friendship and maybe could replace the need for friends. I don't think it'd work very well if we constantly were trying to keep things secret, trying to passive aggressively hint at our opinions without ever saying them directly and then getting mad

>>10590900
Well yes
That being said, if the ONLY reason you're not happy is romantic human companionship, you're of the wrong mindset. I know I have a chip on my shoulder because I haven't experienced enough romance, but I'm still "happy". I have a good job and good friends, I have a loving family that I also love. My all metrics besides home ownership (to be remedied later this year), and romance (eventually), I am conventionally successful.
I also stopped being nearly as sad once I started listening to romance ASMR as I fell asleep. I don't listen to lewd stuff (at least not overtly lewd) because hell I'm trying to fall asleep, but I've definitely noticed that the synthetic supplement for regular romance has really improved my day to day mood. You can call me a sad fuck for doing it all you want, and obviously I keep it a secret to everyone else, but it certainly helps.

You also need more confidence, the gym helps with this, as does plastic surgery (generally though, losing weight will always be better for this). My confidence improved a lot once I regularly saw a dermatologist and cured my acne, I also got a few hobbies (most of which are starting to come back as covid peters out) where I found some like-minded people.

I'll be the first one to reach out anon, bros need more love, want to be friends?

>>10590909
Fuck off cunte.

Thought I'll give this a try, seems kinda fun!

I'm an alternative/hippie/rave type guy in my early 30s.
I got long hair, a pretty well kept physique, a broad sense of humor and an open and curious mind.

Polly, Pan and vegan.

I love dancing/raving, anime, cartoons, videogames, snowboarding, nature, animals and cooking.

I enjoy equal parts events/partying/outdoorsy stuff and cozy stay-at-home evenings.


Looking for a fun cosplay/goth/emo/rave/hippie girl
Preferably inbetween 20 and 30 years old, but it's less important.
Any body type but excessively obese
Or anorexia.

I'm in northern Europe but if we have an amazing connection that could obviously change, and I don't mind just chatting for fun.

Contact at OmniousMushroom@protonmail.com

>>10591100
>Polly, Pan and vegan.
red flags

>>10591386
Well he did say he's a 30 year old man that's into alternative culture that's looking for a girl 20+

Thought I'll give this a try, seems kinda fun!
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I'm an traditional well kept guy in my late 10's.
I got short hair, pretty big and muscular, arguably too much to be considered a "good physique," a condensed sense of humor and an straightforward and determined mind.
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Mono, straight, carnivore.
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I love lifting, art, animation that is neither anime or cartoons, books, swimming, urban areas, plants and eating.
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I enjoy equal parts indoors stuff and cozy going out on the city evenings.
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Looking for a fun lolita/pastel/soft/bubbly/cute girl
Preferably anywhere but inbetween 20 and 30 years old, so under 20 or over 30, MILFS OR TEENS ONLY but it's less important.
Only extreme body type's, excessively obese
Or anorexia. Or muscular. If none of these don't even bother. Maybe all 3.
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I'm in Northern America but if we have a terrible connection that couldn't obviously change I have no money for travels, and I do mind just chatting for fun.
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Contact at lmao this is just another post ironic post dabbing on 10591100 and this thread entirerly.
Ironically this opposite description actually describes me well, so if I did sound attractive to you
First off what the fuck is wrong with you get better taste.
Next, sorry I don't do online dating. Lmao.

>>10591741
(You)
>upboat :DDD

>>10591741
ur the only valid one here

Girlfriends are cool and all but, how do you get a cosplay boyfriend? Asking for myself

>>10591964
First thing you need is a vagina
A real vagina not a split dick
I'm sorry anon but you're out of luck

>>10591964
Are you a male
female
female (male)
male (female)
or some other bullshit?

The r9k containment chamber

>>10591964
Honestly just put yourself out there.

>>10589967
>>10590172
I would be slightly worried that any potential BF who showed me Your Name or other genderbender would be a potential tranny
t. tranny

>>10591964
>be girl
>go to con
>find cosplayer you find attractive
>ask him for photo
>strike up convo afterwards
If you don’t know what to talk about, ask some questions about his costume or discuss the series he’s cosplaying from.
>ask him for number/contact info at the end
If you’re scared of failure, do this with multiple people and play the numbers game. Eventually you’ll find someone who finds you cute.
>follow up via texting/dms after the con

>>10593537
>It is THIS easy for girls

>>10593564
Its this easy for guys too. Just dont be weird

>>10593585
been doing this exact thing at con dozens of cons, still single. Lots of people like me, just none actually want to date me.

>>10593587
then chances are you're either being weird or look like you're trying way too hard
or you're like 90% of guys who post this and are completely unaware that they're trying way out of their league

>>10593585
Because you hear nothing but good things when girls talk about guys talking to them while cosplaying

>>10593537
That's some masterfully written suifuel right there

>>10593597
people like me, want to talk to me, etc. so i'm not weird. I ask friends about it and they say i'm great.. but they wouldn't date me. Everyone just views me as a best friend rather than someone they'd want to date.

>>10593640
ur fucking boohoo attitude sounds like ur fuckin problem m8. christ

>>10593645
what do you mean by boohoo attitude?

>>10593640
You’re either ugly, a deadbeat, or have a glaring flaw that instantly lets girls know you’re not dating material.

>>10593640
post ur pic

>>10593537
Don't listen to this chick, unless she posts proof she's managed to nab hundreds of cosplayer girls and guys using this system.
Trying to get an indirect date is the worst thing you can do, ever, it's a one way ticket to the friendzone, and ousts you as an inept retard.
Do the following:
Go up to the guy.
Ask him out on a date.
>Yes.
Good job.
>No.
Smile, tell him to have a good day, do a 360° and walk away.
Repeat.

>>10593758
This desu.
>go up to guy
>ask him out
99% of single guys will say yes (assuming you're not hideous)
Being direct is literally all it fucking takes. So many girls play this retarded indirect game as if I knew you were interested because you say hi to me and touched my arm.

>>10593758
>do a 360° and walk backwards without breaking eye contact to maintain dominance

>>10593597
>you're like 90% of guys who post this and are completely unaware that they're trying way out of their league
he's fishing at cons lmao

how much more lenient can you get with standards? perhaps hitting up the local retirement home is the next stop?

>>10593664
>glaring flaw
Yep. 5'5".

>>10593587
Are you me?

>>10593787
evidently people need to lower their standards more if they're crying about how they can't get anyone on /cgl/
It's not the fact you're not /fit/ enough, it's not that you don't have the right expensive threads from /fa/, get those and it won't fix the massive glaring flaws in your personality that are the real reason women go running from you

Guys I am feeling generous this morning so I am going to help you out. You probably know that the best way to approach women, especially in this community, is often counterintuitive. You might think you need to start off slow, not come off as direct, creepy, horny, whatever. This is wrong. Simply walk up to one of us and say "I eat ass". I know it seems bad, but trust me these are the words we are longing to hear. Next time you want to approach a girl at an event, simply walk up (confident) and say "I eat ass". We are dying to hear these words (make sure you mean it!) and I GUARANTEE you you will be getting in her pants. Thank me later anons.

>>10593664
if any of those are true, then no one is telling me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Gonna take the word of people who know me irl than randos on the internet. Not sure why you think a single, decent guy can exist, that the only single people out there are people with terrible flaws.
>>10593668
I have twice before on cgl, no one called me ugly, so that must mean something I guess. They did call my friend ugly, who I had a crush on, so I guess that means I'm not batting out of my league.

>>10593816
This is how you get kicked out of cons

What does a man dressed as Cloud Strife need to do to hook up with some hot single Aerithseses?

>>10593815
i literally hate women and still fuck at cons
guy's probably just fat, let's be completely honest

>>10593873
All your friends are incels then, including the """"girls"""" (which don't exist).

So what’s the endgame of a thread like this? Just strange to see 4chan as a place for this kind of thing

>>10593873
>no one called me ugly
then the truth is you have a big black hole where your personality should be. A flaw so huge and glaring that women can literally smell it on you from miles away
the sooner you honestly look at yourself and fix it the sooner you can be at least moderately normal
and no, lifting or getting fancy clothes is not going to give you a personality or the ability to carry a conversation without attempting to immediately fuck any thing female that looks in your direction

>>10593873
ignore everything that this dumb broad is telling you and hit the gym, fatty. you'll get muh personality gains too after feeling confident about not being a tub of lard who's a whopping 190 lbs at 5'10"
then just start talking to women. it's that easy.

>>10593987
i just explained that people love me though and love being around me. Just yesterday there was an event in town and 2 women recognized me, came up to talk to me, and invited me to join them for lunch. We talked for hours.
Your theory that anyone who is single for long term must be fat/ugly, bad personality, or other terrible defect just isn't right. I think you suffer from the "just-world fallacy", thinking only bad things happen to bad people, that any problem someone faces, must be because of their own doing.
I'm not ranting about being single, i'm telling you you need to rethink your theory.
>>10593990
My bmi is average, i'm not overweight.

How long will it be till I get married if I pierce my tongue?

>>10593983
I see two options
A typical fade into obscurity, lost among feels threads that end up this way anyway
OR
Someone posts drama and the thread lasts a month or more as it gets necroed to hell

BONUS:
The drama gets so bad that a janny deletes the whole thing

>>10594152
Well the fleeting feels threads have a certain charm to them, here’s going everyone in thread leads a happy life

>>10593999
Let's look at this objectively. How likely is it that a single girl will pass up a chance at a single guy who apparently is popular, not ugly, and has a good personality? How likely is it that EVERY SINGLE GIRL you've encountered is taken or just has a fetish for ugly neckbeards?

Now let's compare it to how likely it is that you have a glaring fault. YOU are the only constant of your life, it is much more likely YOU are the problem. Yes, YOU. Not every girl in existence, it's you. And if you don't think you're the problem, then who is? Are girls supposed to now change who they want as partners just to satisfy you?

You are either LARPing or actually so unaware you never had a chance to begin with.

>>10593999
Also, adding on to my other post >>10594360
Just now re reading your post made me realize there is in fact a 99% chance you are so deeply autistic that you think everyone loves you. Anyone who is as confident as you are with nothing to show for it relationship wise just reeks of delusional sperg.

>>10594360
>How likely is it that a single girl will pass up a chance at a single guy who apparently is popular, not ugly, and has a good personality?
you tell me. Idk why you seem to be so convince its impossible. Why ARE you so convinced of that? My only theory to why you are is because of the "just world" fallacy I mentioned above. Its just luck meeting the right people at the right time. Some people get lucky and meet the right person early on in life, others don't.
>>10594362
What can I even say at this point to change your mind?

>>10594371
Change my mind? And what would that achieve? It's apparent from all the responses in this thread the only reason you even posted here was to stroke your own ego. You have no even given credence to the idea that YOU might be the cause of all of this.

But rest assured I know for a fact what your problem is. And I also know that I don't blame girls for not wanting to date you. I can only pray that one day you can take a good look at yourself in the mirror and finally see what everyone else does. In the very brief moments we have been communicating I already have a burning urge to never interact with you again.

Who are you trying to convince, the thread or yourself? Ask yourself that.

>>10594360
>How likely is it that a single girl will pass up a chance at a single guy who apparently is popular, not ugly, and has a good personality?
pretty likely desu, especially if this guy's only approached at anime cons, since they get so much attention from guys. there's a lot of "not ugly" dudes out there that are nice to hang out with, but there's also a lot of attractive, interesting, tall, lovely men out there that are waiting to be snatched up.

though I do find it odd that he's never had a sexual encounter with a woman. even I have a good number of times and I'm not particularly good looking nor am I especially charismatic.

>>10594375
>especially if this guy's only approached at anime cons
yea. Cons have been dead for a year, so i've met 0 new people in the past year. Not in school, and I work alone, so anime cons are nearly the only chance to have to interact with others.
Actually reminds me, one friend told me about how she had asked out multiple people at cons and would always get rejected, so who ever said women had a 99% success rate is off. She did eventually find someone at a con to date, but it was another woman.

>>10593999
>my bmi is average I'm not overweight
>using bmi
Anon I--

>>10594672
Bmi is accurate 99% of the time you dumb fuck
>b-but muscle
No you're not a body builder. Shove it up your ass.

>>10594736
>No you're not a body builder. Shove it up your ass.
Yes I am.
Take a body fat % test instead of BMI cope, fatass.

>>10594672
>>10594747
yea, i'm sure the 42% of americans who have an obese bmi are actually mostly all body builders.

>only time I felt good in my own body was during my emo/scene phase
>used to wear pink tight jeans and a pink stripe in my twice-a-day-straightened hair (along with several other
>Learned and loved to do pretty complex braids and hairstyles on a few female friends. Was pretty passionate about it
>dudes would call me a faggot but still make out with half the girls in the skatepark.
>Huge confidence and ego
>get in a long term relationship
>after 5 years I became severely depressed, fat, 0 self esteem and confidence, avoid everyone and just play weeb games at home and smoke weed 24/7
>unable to feel good while being/acting stereotypically manly despite being 26 yo now

Fixed most of my life now (stable job and learned Japanese fluently) but still my self-image is very bad.

I think dressing up is the only thing that can save me. Idk who would be better for me to interact with than weebs. And how to get confidence outside of losing weight and looking more feminine.
For the first time in ages I started taking care of my skin and making actual effort to lose weight so I can get into cgl stuff.
Sorry for the blogpost. Is there any hope?

>>10594736
You can literally be a potbellied twigarmed malformed midget and have a healthy BMI. Its used for general population trends, not really for a single case by case basis.

>>10594872
Theres always hope friend. Doesnt mean it will happen, but hope and work beats despair and crippling self hatred.

>>10594872
>Is there any hope?
At first I thought you were a girl but no, there is not any hope for someone like you.

>>10594916
elaborate?

>>10594747
Post bod then faggot. A /fit/ fag would have no problems showing off their hard earned muscles.

>>10594910
An extreme rarity.
Yes bmi doesn't take into account freaks and amputees. Are you a mutated freak or missing your legs? No? Then it almost surely works for you.
Whining that bmi is inaccurate is fatty cope. It's almost always fatasses who think they're "average" pretending that 200 pounds is totally not obese.

>>10594872
read the sticky
make a meal plan
make a workout plan
your body is made of 70% kitchen/30% gym
stick to it
it help your physical health as much as your mental

>>10594947
^^^^

>>10593882
not dress for fun. dress for fucking. be fit, dont wear stuff that hides your face.

>>10586767
Bruh

>>10595302
Yeah bruh?

>>10586767
this seems like a very bad idea

>>10586821
>wants a mentally stable woman
>who's into anime
see thats your problem right there

>>10586785
sex work is not real work, being a whore for money is not the profession of someone worth building a life with, and you can never have true trust and intimacy in a relationship with someone who does so

>>10595511
is this a copy-pasta

>>10595521
no it’s just the truth

>>10595511
In that case the entire thread is sunk by the premise. After all we hear so many known and named cosplayers are escorts.

>>10595551
that's a good thing.

>>10595539
I don't understand how you could think that

>>10595672
I don’t understand how you could think anything other than that

>>10595551
>After all we hear so many known and named cosplayers are escorts.
lol wut

>>10587794
Honestly it doesn't even have to be explicit shit like onlyfans, my ex was a well-known (at the time) cosplayer with a successful patreon, print sales, big social media following, con guest appearances, etc. and she didn't do lewd shit at all, but even that was enough to really fuck her, me, and our relationship up.

>>10587794
You're totally right about that. I knew a girl who was engaged and selling her nudes and literally months after she opened her OF the engagement was called off.

There's another girl I know that is in a polyamorous relationship with a ginger dude and a greasy neckbeard and right after she got married she opened an of. I'm waiting for their relationship bomb to go off kek.

>>10595676
because it fits the definition of a job. They do work and get paid.

>>10595973
it’s not a profession and it deserves the same reverence as raking leaves, except the latter is at least honest labor

Most OF creators don’t even have to file taxes from what they do so it’s barely even a real job

>>10595985
How are they dodging taxes?

>>10595985
>it’s not a profession
Profession: "a paid occupation". Sorry, it fits the definition.
>it deserves the same reverence as raking leaves, except the latter is at least honest labor
whats wrong with raking leaves? Lawn maintenance is hard work and pays well. How is sex work not honest labor?
>Most OF creators don’t even have to file taxes
Yea, most OF creators make $30 a month if they are lucky. OF, along with every other marketplace, reports anyone making significant amount of money to the IRS. Google search "1099-K". You can't dodge filing taxes on income from an online marketplace.

>>10596547
>give women equality to choose jobs
>they choose whoring
lmao

>>10596637
Yes. Why does this anger you?

>>10596641
It's not right, ok? It's just not right!

>>10596667
ok hank hill

>>10596373
Well if they're getting paid by paypal or other "legitimate" online payment solutions providers, I think there's some mandatory reporting at some point, but only at a certain amount. Can't be assed to go check right now.
If you were to make your own payment solution or accept cryptocurrency payments then I would imagine there's a chance you could fudge some things though.

>>10596641
Whoring bad

>>10595511
Sex work is work. The idea there is such a thing as noble uplifting work is wageslave propaganda.

>>10596637
>prostitution did not exist before womens equality movements
Are you retarded? Its literally called the oldest profession.

>>10596990
>The idea there is such a thing as noble uplifting work is wageslave propaganda.
commie detected

>>10596547
sex work is dishonest labor because of the mental mediation that’s engrained in it, raking leaves has no such hang ups or requirements to be done efficiently

You’re talking about the top 3% of creators because they’re the only ones who make enough to pay taxes, that’s hardly most content creators

>>10596641
It doesn’t make me angry, I’m pointing out the truth that these are deeply insecure women who require a form of physical validation in order to function, this mentality is incapable of forming healthy relationships with people because it hot wires the brain to become at the very least a psychopath. The nature of the work fails to delineate what healthy intimacy is and is not, and you may be able to convince yourself that you understand the difference, but your brain simply doesn’t work by you telling yourself you know better.

These people are not someone who should be in a relationship that could potentially lead to children, especially if they continue to choose is as work in the face of life having more mental responsibility and complexity, because it’s dishonest work and it is not a sustainable or real profession

>>10596990
Being a surgeon, a teacher, a doctor, a firefighter are noble professions. If you devalue all work then you devalue what your labor is actually worth

>>10597459
>dishonest labor
Keep seething
I wish I could get paid to have sex or show my tits online.

>>10597459
>sex work is dishonest labor because of the mental mediation that’s engrained in it
the what

>these are deeply insecure women
doing sex work is the opposite of insecure, you have to have a lot of confidence to put yourself out like that.

>who require a form of physical validation in order to function
Where you are getting this from? Its a job just like anything else, most do it for money. If they aren't doing it for money, then they aren't sex workers..
Its not different mentally than modeling or acting, unless you have something against models and actors too.

>>10597531
You’re not someone worth building a life with then

>>10597546
the validation creates confidence to seek more validation, it’s a positive feedback loop that, in the same vein as an actor or model which is also what I would consider not an honest profession, these people are chemically addicted to validation, or have you not noticed the illusion of mental health in Hollywood falling apart at the seams once actors stopped being the center of the universe during COVID

>>10597582
You're just upset that people have a job that they enjoy lmao.
Imagine thinking that if you aren't depressed and hate your job, then it can't be ""real"" work.

>>10597615
I’m not upset about anything, I’m pointing it out very matter-of-factly as something that exists

There are jobs that people can enjoy and I would also consider honest work, I’ve already made a case for that; I don’t think you’re actually interpreting what I’m saying

>>10597681
your entire argument is that its bad because it makes them feel good doing it. god forbid someone have a rewarding job. >>10596990 is right, you're just a wageslave who thinks suffering with a mind numbing job is ideal.

>>10597688
I’m independently wealthy, I’ve made enough from crypto to retire before 30, I don’t condone working traditional wage-centric jobs

That’s not my argument, you’re misinterpreting what I’m saying, my argument is that people who choose sex work are mentally unhealthy not because they enjoy their work but because they choose to do it at all. I’ll reiterate so you can understand: I think they’re incapable of healthy intimacy because of their profession, I believe their work is not even an actual job because of this, and they are people who should not be in long-term relationships with other people that could potentially lead to children because they are mentally unwell due to the nature of the labor.

>>10597821
your logic is completely arbitrary and could be applied to any job.

Well since the thread is dying and someone else did it I'll do it as well.
Someone, please be my girlfriend

Someone to talk to would be one thing that could be nice. I don't have many interests, but I like anime. Perhaps we could watch anime together. I don't watch the most seasonal stuff though.
I play some vidya, but very little multiplayer. Talking about video game concepts may be what there'd be most room for discussing, but not a lot.
As for /cgl/ interests, I do some cosplay, have been very lazy and not done much in a while. When on /cgl/ I also take some casual interest in jfashion, but it's not something I'm deeply into (can't recognize different lolita brands etc.) Some might call me a crossboarder.
I would like to go more /out/, but it's too boring alone so that never happens.
One thing that would be nice to do with an online gf would be to eat together. Waaaaaaaay back, someone on /adv/ asked about advice, they had an online friend that they always ate dinner with over webcam I think, their friends said it was like a romantic partner or something, it wasn't that to them but it sounds pretty neat.

I wrote these (and some other things)
>>10588279 >>10588355
>>10590920 >>10590960

Non-girlfriends are also welcome.
I'm no good at talking though.

>>10598197
You son of a bitch you actually went for it
Best of luck anon, who knows?

>>10598197
I’m willing to try, Anon. What’s your tag? Or should I drop mine?

>>10586779
based

>>10588574
Damn similar thing happened to my friend
She cheated on him after ten years in like 2018 though
Ended up getting back with her because he is such a doomer and has no chance of getting another girl

>>10589195
>cosplayers
>anime nerds
>normal ass people
lmao

>>10598386
So embarrassing when you say it like that. And now I've ruined the thread's perception of me, I'm no longer just a loser participating in the thread, I'm a whole new level of pathetic, a loser who actually begs people to be their girlfriend

>>10598421
uhh, maybe I can give it by mail if you send a mail to hibbertia@protonmail.com
or just send the tag in the mail

>unironically posting here
It was always too late
https://youtu.be/9zYL-XylC74

Assuming there are women browsing this thread, I'm genuinely curious if being a sexual bottom pretty much dooms you into being prison gay...I have no delusion that women prefer dominant sexual tops, but there has to at least be some girls who derive their sexual pleasure from taking the lead in the bedroom and being more proactive, just as some guys derive their sexual pleasure from giving pleasure or being toyed with in a submissive context?
Asking for a friend.

>>10599691
Ew no lol

>>10599691
Oh yeah, you hear girls complaining about guys being too active and wishing they'd just starfish. Unless you've got the kind of dick that does the work on it's own, no obviously no one is going to want to put up with your shit.

>>10600017
I SAID I WAS ASKING FOR A FRIEND

>>10600095
Your friend sounds like a real incel. Watch your back around him, they're on the FBI watch list for a reason.

>>10599691
I think >>10600017 is actually on to something, that whole thing about "a dick that does the work on its own" makes sense.
If you can find a chick that actually gets off on the build-up, the aspect of being dominant before intercourse, that would probably be your best bet.
Also, you can eat a gal out in both a dominant and submissive manner.

>>10600188
If he has enough girth you can get off on that, but if im going to do all the work I'm better off using my hitachi.