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How destroyed do you get at cons? Tell good gettong fucked up at con stories.

>> No.10311168

>>10311166
I don't

>> No.10311169

>>10311166
I did blow for the first time at a con hotel room party

>> No.10311191

>>10311169
your parents must be so proud

>> No.10311212

>>10311191
I wasn't impressed by it to be honest it was a lot like caffeine

>> No.10311218

I don't get shithoused because that's not fun. If you really want to have a good time you need to keep yourself at a solid 0.06-0.09% BAC through the whole weekend.

>> No.10311222

>>10311212
yikes

>> No.10311260

>>10311166
I don't drink much at cons honestly? The only time I drank was this past year and I only had 1 wine cooler per night before the rave. That rave sucked though, so I probably should've gotten destroyed to make it more fun.
I'd rather be the sober person watching my friends get fucked up and acting like goddamned fools, though. That's always fun.

>> No.10311264

>>10311218
This. Getting shitfaced sloppy drunk is for amateurs and cringy teens. Adults know how to control and handle that shit.

>> No.10311298 [DELETED] 

>>10311191
Why are you here kek this is a thread about getting fucked up at cons. Go back to your corner and spend more money on overpriced shit and go to boring ass panels

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>>10311218
>>10311264
Eh, well, I know this will sound crazy to you girls, but at one con me and the boys ate ramen for lunch AND dinner, three days in a row.

>> No.10311312

>>10311304
you sound like an unpleasant sloppy drunk

>> No.10311319

>>10311191
>>10311222
lol sheltered af

>> No.10311321

>>10311319
sorry that you grew up in a trailer park

>> No.10311327 [DELETED] 

>>10311321
sorry you never had fun before fucking loser

>> No.10311328

>>10311321
>thinking cocaine is a poorfag drug

>> No.10311330

>>10311191
>>10311321
>cocaine
>trailer park
Ask me how I know you didn't get invited to parties in uni, losers.

>> No.10311332 [DELETED] 

>>10311330
Thats whats at uni parties tho

>> No.10311334

>>10311166
Getting shitfaced at a con is stupid because you're setting yourself up to feel like shit the next day when you're paying to be there.
If you're going to drink at all the sweet spot is just staying buzzed the whole night and waking up the next day with no hang over or vomiting

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>>10311166
Went to a con with an internet friend that I had already met up with before
I stayed sober while he spent most of his time and money at the bar area and got pretty drunk then begged me for some cash because he didnt have any left.
He also started to reek of beer and was really pushy towards some of the cosplayers and behaved kinda creepy in general.
Please for the love of god, NEVER be that guy.

>> No.10311372

>>10311365
>begged for cash because he had none left
That's just a garbage person to begin with. Just goes to show you don't really know someone just because you're friends with them online

>> No.10311373 [DELETED] 

>>10311334
Last day is shorter and more laid back

>> No.10311383

>>10311372
yeah i'm just glad we didn't do anything after the con, it probably would have been a disaster. I simply went home asap since i live near the convention center.

>> No.10311406

>>10311166
Went to Dragoncon for the first time this year. Got shit-housed every night, which took quite the toll on my brain & body. However, it was pretty fun to rave until ~6 am every night.

One night, I was crossplaying as Miu Iruma. Got lost because that whole set up is a shit show. Ran up to a cop to ask for directions in one of the hotels. I had a bottle of what looked to be motor oil (whiskey, sour apple Pucker & Red Bull) & a breathalyzer around my neck attached via a choker. The dude looked at me & was like "Now, nothing you're doing is illegal, but you're walking probable cause. The hotel you're looking for is up those stairs blah blah blah."

I tend to get fairly drunk at most cons, but only after around 9 & I've done everything I wanted to do already. Why? Because that's when you get into the weirdest, funnest shit!

As noted, I do crossplay/cross-dressing stuff. At Ohayocon one year, I was just my normal crossdressing alter-ego. Walk into a rave. See a girl getting grinded on, with a look of absolute disgust on her face. I wave her over & ask if she's having a good time. She says no. Ask her if she's drunk enough for this. She says "fuck no." I pull out a flask of peppermint schnapps from under my tutu, present it, she chugs from it. I chug from it. We end up dancing & making out. Well, 20 minutes later, she bounces with her friends - who my friends had been hanging out with. My dude was like "Oh, yeah man. She left crying because that was only her second kiss in her entire life & it freaked her out that it was with a crossdresser."

Last summer, I met this dude dressed up as Lil Peep. Dude was awesome & so were his friends. My friends & I tried doing Molly that evening instead of drinking - I say "tried" because that's NOT what it ended up being. So. We were light on the alcohol. At the end of the rave, we're hanging with Peep & his friends. They're like "fuck, we're not done partying yet." Told them we didn't have liquor back at

>> No.10311408

>>10311406
the room. They were all "that's chill - we stashed some 4 Lokos outside for this exact situation." So, we're chugging these Lokos on the streets of Columbus. They end up coming back to our room & just ripping lines of addies, preworkout & literally anything else they can find. Hungout till about 5 a.m. - never got their names, but got a cool ass picture with them.

Every night of every con is a bizarre experience & I Love every second of it. Shit happens when you party in a skirt.

>> No.10311422

>>10311321
You do know crack and cocaine are two different things, right?

>> No.10311423

I used to get to get wasted at cons and would have a blast. Now due to medical reasons I can’t drink much at night (during the day is fine, but day drinking seems kinda trashy). First con where I’ll be sober past 6pm is coming up and it’s a party con. I’m really curious as to how I’m going to perceive it without having a BAC high enough to get a DUI if I was driving.

>> No.10311468

>>10311422
Technically crack is a type of cocaine, just not the kind you usually mean

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>>10311169
What did you blow?

>> No.10311502

>>10311492
you have to be 18 to post here anon.

>> No.10311559

>>10311502
blow it out your ass

>> No.10311690

Why would you get shitfaced? You really want to be hung over at an anime convention?
Ffs learn to hold a buzz, you’re really not impressing anyone.

>> No.10311692

I can get alcohol anytime. Drugs would be the degeneracy I would get up to at the con. Whats the best cons for drugs?

>> No.10311708

>>10311690
>people enjoy getting buzzed
Why? It's genuinely pointless.

>> No.10311724

>>10311708
Dopamine

>> No.10311765

>>10311406
>>10311408
>crossdresser
Ok...

And ever got f***** into your boyp****?

>> No.10311766

>>10311692
I'd say dragoncon, but no idea, really

>> No.10311840

>>10311708
Because it feels nice Anon.

>> No.10311851

>>10311690
Not everyone hangs over badly, and there's ways to mitigate it or severely decrease chances. Majority of the time it is from dehydration, so weaving in decent amount of water while drinking and making sure to drink a decent amount before sleeping help a lot.

-t alcoholic

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I drink a decent amount

>> No.10311896

>>10311893
Post more

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>>10311896
Ok

>> No.10311920

>>10311912
I can't tell if you're a trap or not

>> No.10311926

>>10311920
i hope they are, otherwise they're ugly as fuck.

>> No.10311927

>>10311920
it's very obviously a man. when in doubt, look at the hands.

>> No.10311930

>>10311926
>>10311927
I still probably would, especially if I was drunk

>> No.10311961

>>10311930
There actually was 1 guy that I slept with due to alcohol and crossplay. I'll keep the story brief and leave out details because we're actually good friends now.

>in crossplay at midnight at con, been drinking a good amount
>guy who I took a picture with earlier that day and who I've been messaging and talking with just asks out of the blue if we can "do something"
>tell him yes but tell him that I'm most definitely a dude
>doesn't care he's shitfaced as fuck
>do the sex
>figured he'd want to forget that happened
>nah he was cool as fuck about it
And again we're still good friends to this day.

>> No.10311970

>>10311961
I felt like this almost happened to me very recently on the account that I could see the bulge, but on all other accounts I saw a woman.
Alcohol is a powerful thing.

>> No.10311987

>>10311893
>>10311912
you look like a cosplayer I watch deviantart
can't remember the name now

>>10311961
sounds like that the dude is bi/homo
are you bi/homo anon?
and how much can you pull off, being a woman?

>> No.10311999

>>10311961
Did you give him the good old shit dick?

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>>10311987
>have sex with a guy that wasn't in crossdress
>"are you bi/homo anon?"

>> No.10312133

>>10311423
MAG?

>> No.10312166

>This thread.
I live in Queensland, Australia, where it's basically the 1970s and everyone is high on something at any given time. It's effectively our 'youth culture.'

>> No.10312191

>>10312133
Yup. I’m still excited to go, though. When I wake up at 7 am, I can go play all the arcade shit I want without interruption since 80% of con will be asleep and hungover till 1pm.

>> No.10312204

>>10312166
Why is Australia so based?

>> No.10312207

I finished a couple bottles of liquor by myself at the last con I went to. Kept me pretty lit for the full Fri-Sat of the convention.

>> No.10312213

>>10311166
Not, honestly. If you want me to do dumb shit you just need to ask, no need to get me wasted first.

>> No.10312237

>AnimeIowa 2014
>drunk af wanting to check out the like 3 party rooms available
>first room is full of bronies watching MLP and being weird bronies, so I slam my drink and gracefully exit
> go into 2nd party room
>much more fun, loud electronic, sweaty weebs dancing but nothing too crazy
>stand in line, get my drink, find a random spot to dance a little
>turn my head 90°, theres a connected room with people in it
>double take
>two dudes fingering a half naked woman
>finish my drink and leave because that's just awkward
>head to hotel lobby and chat with 2 guys, introduce myself, bf is on his way to meet me
>one is super chill, obviously caretaker of his friend
>I'm blasted drunk but not as drunk as his 500 lb gorilla beast of a friend
> gorilla man looks ready to melt into a pile of ooze at any moment, sweating profusely even though he is seated and likely has not moved in an hour
> "wow anon i just wanna say you're like soooo pretty and gorgeous, wow"
> "lol thank you, you're so sweet, this is my boyfriend"
> "oh wow dude you're the luckiest man alive, you better take care of her she is an absolute gem, you're so lucky - hang on I'll brb"
(1/2)

>> No.10312238

>>10312237
>gorilla man somehow takes on the insane feat of lifting his entire hefting body up from the lobby couch and by what I assume is purely god's will, moves fluidly toward the restroom
>myself, bf, and sober friend watch on in awe
>suddenly the behemoth stops, sways back and forth for a moment, and bends over, gripping where I assume his kneecaps must be
>a sea of vomit is unleashed across the floor of the Marriott toward the restroom entrance
>Yoko Littner cosplayer has the unfortunate fate of exiting the restroom immediately following the explosion and looks visibly distraught, almost runs away
>sober friend swiftly runs to his friend, somehow gets him standing straight up again, although he is now wavering back and forth like a buoy at sea
>"hey! I'm sorry! I'm good, no worries" Gorilla man attempts to apologize to her
>sober friend quickly rushes him into the bathroom
>didnt see them again the rest of the con

Somehow I see them at every regional con every year since then.
Gorilla man is always shitfaced beyond belief, always is sweet and respectful and kind to me. Sober friend is always like "ope here we go again." Some of the best convention friends I've ever met, to be honest.
(2/2)

>> No.10312239

What's it like tripping on acid at a con?

>> No.10312250

>>10312239
Me & my roomies did that in 2015, probably 8 of us total. Half of the group stayed in the room chilling out, talking, drinking a bit and overall had a relaxing time, although my husband said he felt like he wasted the con because he didnt wanna leave the room.

Myself and some others went out and explored. If you think congoers dressed up at night look freaky sober or just drunk, they look like absolute monsters while tripping. If you have a good hold on yourself while tripping outside a con setting, you'll do fine at a con. No need to overdo your dose though.

My one friend who had never taken acid (or smoked or done any drugs and rarely drank) dosed while I was in the cosplay contest, she said she thought I had taken mine already (WHY WOULD I) and so I rushed back to the room immediately after the contest to take care of her. It wasnt good. But she did alright once I got there. Didnt trip, per se, all that energy manifested into physical illness and nausea/vomiting. I spent a couple hours making sure she was okay and went out wandering the con afterwards.

>> No.10312260

>>10312250
i really hope you and your husband don't ever have any children

>> No.10312273

>>10311406
>She left crying because that was only her second kiss in her entire life & it freaked her out that it was with a crossdresser.
Fucking hilarious. THIS is why you get blasted. Shit like this doesn't happen sober.

>>10311264
>no fun allowed
Now that I'm older I've actually come full circle and appreciate letting loose at cons. It's a vacation from the day to day bullshit of every day life. I consumed an assload of edibles for last year's Sakuracon and had the greatest time just wandering the artist alley, talking to randoms and laughing at goofy art. Sure, it would have been just fine sober, but there's something so magical about this tiny spec in time, out of your senses surrounding by people that care about what you care about ... Not to pontificate or anything. It doesn't matter. Getting trashed is fun!

>> No.10312278

>>10312273
where did you get 'no fun allowed' from 'don't get sloppy?'
you can have fun without behaving like a wild animal you know. I'm not even saying stay sober, I'm just saying don't be an inconsiderate dumbass to your fellow con goers.

>> No.10312296

>>10311851
I don’t think a lot of these people stay hydrated, anon.

>> No.10312299

Got gangbanged in a hotel room during a con.

>> No.10312318

>>10312299
>Got gangbanged
How did this go down? I've always wanted to participate in a con orgy or gangbang but just never found the opportunity (and I've been in plenty of threesomes and whatnot before, so it's not like I'm not up to snuff or anything).

>> No.10312336

Got drunk for the first time at Kumoricon 2016. Also around the first time I started to cross play. When drunk I laugh at pretty much everything. Friends stopped me from picking a fight with a homeless guy for calling us freaks. Got drunk one other time at Fandom con in Portland, but since then I only seem to get tipsy.

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>>10312299
I always thought these things never really happened at con, and was just an urban legend.

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>fat smelly weebs have gay orgies at cons
I didn't need to know about this shit please stop

>> No.10312417

>>10312299
Tell us more!

>> No.10312418

>>10312414
Yes and?

>> No.10312428

>>10312414
It's fine to crossboard but could you at least make it less obvious?

>> No.10312442

>>10312428
If you think it's fine why does it make you butthurt?

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>>10312442
nayrt, but calling you out on your stupidity now is being butthurt? You're too stupid to be on /cgl/, back to your containment board.

>> No.10312458

>>10312455
I'm sorry you're so upset

>> No.10312463

>>10312278
Have to agree, honestly. There's nothing wrong with drinking/drugs if you can handle your shit, but there's always that one obnoxious asshole who thinks getting blackout and screeching at people is the same as being fun.

>> No.10312464

>>10312414
t. someone who probably faps to jnig

>> No.10312471

>>10311559
that kinda blow goes into the ass, not out.

>> No.10312475

>>10312455
>don't teach them

Why does this sound so ominous

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Imagine being anything other than a merry drunk. Seriously, imagine being an angry or sloppy drunk. God, I can think of nothing worse. Truly we merry drunks are blessed with the joys of being happy and social while drunk.

>> No.10312538

>>10312530
>a merry drunk

The best description of the best type of drunk. I love those guys

>> No.10312700

>>10312530
Very based. Doesn't take much alcohol (if you're not an alcoholic) and won't rape your wallet either

>> No.10312712

>>10311166
The bartender mustve really been gay for me, cause I asked for 2 shots of jager and coke.

He instead filled up a 500ml glass with pure jager, had to share it. Completely wrecked but managed to not throw up, eating canned herring off the floor in the hotel bathroom must've given me that 2nd wind.

>> No.10312718

>>10312414
And that is only scratching the surface of con degeneracy anon. Be careful not to get dragged in.

>> No.10312722

>>10311406
Sounds like something a delusional tranny faggot would make up.

>> No.10312832

Meta drinking is to load an entire backpack up with Nattie Lights and Hamms and completely bloat yourself on it to blackout partition like youre Homer sucking down on a 30 rack of Duff. It's a lot like edging except if you go over the borderline the consequences are a lot more dire than getting some cum on your hands. Bonus points for returning the empty cans to the sack and having your movement get progressively noisier as all the empty cans clack around. It's like pretending my dad is an anime fan lol.

>> No.10312833

>>10312239
Never done it but the artificial sociopathy of the drug and the convention setting is probably a bad mix.

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>> No.10312957

>>10311893
>>10311912
>>10311987
I guess I found you
is that you?
https://www.deviantart.com/simakai/gallery/all

>> No.10313112

>>10312957
Yikes might be better off cosplaying male characters with a face like that.

>> No.10313147

i dont if i dont have any after party or rave to go to.

most times ill just have 1 or two drinks and it depends on the drink. im never drinking baracadi rum straight ever again, it made my legs feel so heavy that i had to actually focus on moving.

otherwise i just drink miller lite type shit or jungle juice.

>> No.10313150

>>10312204

everything is out to kill them, the animals, the terrain even the trees, got to be on something to live day by day

>> No.10313154

did percs, got food poisoning and nearly shit myself in my bodysuit
later watched some lolitas get into a screaming match in the lobby

>> No.10313157

>>10312833

Artificial sociopathy? You’ve clearly never taken acid. It’s undergoing clinical trials to treat lots of stuff.

I’ve rolled and dropped acid at cons. I’ve literally gotten more fucked up while drinking when I was younger. Drugs are a fun plot device, but without good friends then it doesn’t really mean much. When you are in a safe and welcoming environment, you have great conversations with people.

It does require a level of self awareness and being able to handle the intensity in public, otherwise stay in your room or don’t do it.

>> No.10313311

>>10312239
Oh! I've got a story for this one! On phone so no green text sorry.
Fiance at the time and I went to colosalcon.
Having a good time at the park, drinking and enjoying cosplay. One of our group says they got a drug hookup if we are looking.
Kay, I will have 1 acid pls.
It was perhaps the cherriest drug deal I'd ever been a part of. The guy knew his products and had reasonable prices. Got a slamming bbq rib rub recipe from him.
Anyway, the lady and I both take a tab and a half then go our respective ways. Should kick in in half an hr.
I was in the lazy river when it did. All they hyenas just turned their heads toward me and started laughing as I passed them by. That was my cue to gtfo.
Meet up at the room with fiance. By now we are both tripping balls. That kalahari wallpaper is shimmering like liquid.
Babe, great idea. Let's go to the rave.
Holy. Shit.

>> No.10313314

>>10313311
Continued.
The halls I knew so well had become a labyrinth of color, awe and horror. Costumes shifted and churned, makeup and masks followed you wherever you looked and the long hallways seemed to become never ending passages.
Actually had to ask her if it was just me or of we had been walking for half an hr. The hall just kept extending.
Get past security, ez. Despite both of our eyes being completely dialated.
Got to the rave and it was INTENSE. The lasers and lights kept flashing in a way that caused everything to move. The walls and ceilings looked like they had veins and the bass became a monsters heart beat.
You know those guys that swing lights around and dance? I know who they do it for now. They are the gods that walk the rave battlefield spreading their light to those who would watch.
Security stopped by and asked if we were okay. He was a cool one, he knew what was up and said as long as we aren't sleeping or making a scene to just enjoy ourselves.
We stayed in that maelstrom of color till it shut down.
Went back to the room, grabbed a blanket then headed outside. We played under a tree and stared at the giant elephant mural until we finally came down around 430 am.
I'll never be able to beat that experience. So I probably wont ever do acid again.
If you are going to do it I've got 3 recommendations.
1. Do it with people you trust. Dont yolo it with people who will toy with you.
2. Drink a ton of water while you trip. Some chemical compounds act as a diuretic. You will shit your brains out.
3. Dont panic. It is only temporary. You will be fine. That's an easy way to get a bad trip.
There's a lot more details that I'm leaving out but that's the big experience

>> No.10313366

>>10311166
Drank half a bottle of one kind of whiskey - and a quarter of another. Well over a pint of hard liquor.

Drove mates to the con the next day while hideously hung over. Like, not over the DD limit (I checked) but not far off and barely able to see.

Drove for three hours. Passed out in the hotel.

Then went at it again later that night when I came around. I remember very little of that weekend.

Another con - the first year Spike Spencer came to the country - I got fucked up drunk on the Friday, fell off a bar stool and hit my head. I remember nothing off that weekend.

Same con, different year. Drank half a bottle of cask-strength scotch while playing Cards against Humanity.

Apparently when drunk I stop being an autitist and actually behave like a normal human being. People prefer me with drink taken - less handup and anxiety.

>> No.10313371

i'd like to think i'm a fun drunk, or a 'merry' drunk. i really just enjoy having fun with my friends and strangers alike. i'm definitely less of an autist while buzzed.

there was an instance this year where we had predrinks in the hotel room and i drank 3 bottles of cheap wine. felt great until we actually got to the con party and i spent the rest of the night throwing up in the bathroom. i don't remember anything that night, but my friends took me back to the hotel and i slept until morning. i'm never really that bad though, wine is just the enemy.

i do enjoy parties but my favourite thing really is sitting outside a con with great company and some bevs. chilling in a hotel room and playing games is fun too, with friends and drink. i can only really be bothered going to a party if i know it isn't shit, not too expensive, and i like what i'm wearing.

really, nothing beats cosplay and booze, especially with the right people.

>> No.10313372

>>10313311
>Got a slamming bbq rib rub recipe from him.
Wat.

>> No.10313378

>>10313157
I've taken it a number of times. It's an odd drug for me because even though your perception of things is irregular it makes sense to you in the moment. Oh this sounds feels "hot?" Whatever, makes sense. When I do something like drink my perception changes because I'm drunk, but it is very obvious to me that I am processing things differently. I know I'm slurring and that I'm not as coordinated. The sociopathy comment may have been a poor word choice, but one of my most vivid acid memories is doing it with my friend and going to the local college bar. We were both high as fuck but from our point of view we were on an unreachable intellectual level compared to the people at the bar, whose drunkeness seemed animal-like to use while tripping. I imagine doing it at a con would be the same, you would be surrounded by people whose behavior would seem sloppy to you.
I'm not very good at describing my trips, but for me they were like hyper adhd. I would be able to 100% focus on things, which is impossible, but only for 30 seconds and then switch my attention to something else instantly. It's an odd cognitive affect.

>> No.10313383

>>10313371
> i'm never really that bad though, wine is just the enemy.
>i drank 3 bottles of cheap wine
Dud, what? A bottle of wine is 750mL of at least 12% typically. Wine isn't the enemy, most people would get fucked doing that. You drank 18+ beers.

>> No.10313401

>>10313383
haha, i know. i mean to say... i love wine, but it doesn't love me. i drink too much because it's tasty like juice. i drink a bottle and think wow this is nothing. drink another, still nothing. drink another, ah fuck. i only act like this with wine, no other drink.

>> No.10313522

>>10313314
As long as you aren't making a scene or throwing around drugs/alc in the open they really cant have qualms or stop you, right?

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>>10312957
Nah that ain't me I don't use DA.

>> No.10313617

>>10313311
share recipe faggot

>> No.10313642

>>10311212
Sheltered.
You did shitty cut coke if you didn't feel anything. Nothing beats pure pase. bet whoever brought it is some suburban white kid lmfao

>> No.10313695

>>10313157
what kind of parents raise kids who think like this? i always wonder. i assume it's trailer park meth heads.

>> No.10313696

>>10312339
I'm sure it happens quite often, just not with any women present.

>> No.10313706

>>10312204
Our PM sucks

>> No.10313771

>>10313311
Recipe plz

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>>10313696
Oh my........

>> No.10314037

Anyone got any experience with candy flipping at cons? Was thinking of doing it this weekend at MagFest. I’ve done both by themselves numerous times at cons, but never together.

>> No.10314073

>>10314025
Wife material, especially if that MG Banshee is hers

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>>10314073
>unpainted gunpla
>wife material

>> No.10314656

>>10311166
Enough to make me forget

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I like to drink enough to get loose. But I'm still autistic so I'm not loose enough to chat with strangers which sucks because then I get bored and lonely

>> No.10314923

Only time I drink is at cons so I drink about 5 times a year. I usually get PRETTY shit faced. Never been black out drunk thankfully. I never really understood casual drinking, either go big or go home.

>> No.10314931

>Have "friend" who is an annoying liberal, commie, feminist.
>Claims she can hold her booze when she clearly can't
>Almost gets fucking raped every con
>Yells at us when sobber to check our privilege for helping her cause the group of blacks that took her to the back ally of the bar totally weren't gonna rape her and how she's a strong independent women who don't need no baby sitters.
>Youmacon this year she gets black out drunk.
>Gets kidnapped and almost gang raped by a group of blacks in the middle of Detroit but the cops busted them before shit got real.
>Turns out she knew a few of them, texted them prior, which is how she got targeted.
>Now anytime she gets uppity we just remind her of her time at Youmacon.

I really don't feel sorry at all. The only reason she's still part of the group is because my friend wants to fuck her.

>> No.10314934

>>10312530

>Mfw those asshole who know they are pricks when they are drunk and ignore it.
>Mfw those assholes who think that being drunk is an excuse to do whatever they want and be an asshole.
>Mfw the people that don't stand up to them and enable them.

>> No.10314937

I'm fine unless my friends are being retarded, I basically have one rule that I don't do shots because i can go from chill to retarded shit head in no time.

Other than that usually very friendly and easy going

>> No.10314942

>>10311492
I too I'm curious to know

>> No.10314961

>>10314931
>>Now anytime she gets uppity we just remind her of her time at Youmacon.
Aaaaand everyone clapped

>> No.10315089

>tfw no friends to binge drinking and drop acid with
>the I live in Utah
I am sad

>> No.10315283

>>10312339
>>10312318
>>10312417
It didn't really happen spontaneously. Ran into some folks, like their cosplays, let em know. Girl invites me back to their hotel room (four dudes and two chicks at this point). Had some drinks, got felt up a bit and it just went from there. Ended up getting airtighted which was something new.

>> No.10315302

>>10315089
if you're anywhere near salt lake or payson tell my ex to die in a fire. also i won't drop acid but i'll have a drink with you anon

>> No.10315304

>>10314931
>victim blaming
>blatant racism
just yikes at this post

>> No.10315340

>>10315302
Oh shoot, does this mean I need to make a throwaway?

>> No.10315429

>>10315304
Advising against alcoholism and dangerous outcomes isn't blaming the victim. And she wasn't the victim of anything, according to anon.
Blatant racism? That's a stretch, racism is at the very most implicit. But even that would take mind reading to ascertain.

>> No.10315485

It surprised me coming to the UK how much everyone here does cocaine, you go into the hotel rooms and people just instantly start railing up lines of coke. In Australia cocaine is a very rare drug and things like Mushrooms and Psychs are the more mainstream drugs and are probably not something you're gonna do at a crowded con, so it was pretty shocking how liberally people were just doing lines at the after-parties and meetups.

>> No.10315523

>>10315429
>"a group of blacks" rather than "a group of men"
>referring to them as "blacks" at all
uhh yeah

>> No.10315536

>>10315304
>blatant racism
If true, why does this matter?

>> No.10315548 [DELETED] 

>>10315523
Pack of negroes will act differently than a group of white guys, which are the default.
So to name them is more than valid.

>> No.10315719

>>10313540
>basil haydens

lmao what a legend.

>> No.10317115

>>10315523
>different races clearly take advantage of situations differently based on their common culture
>opts for idealist suicide but at least it's not wrongthink
You have brain damage. Big yikes from me.

>> No.10317153

>Don't have standard vacations due to nature of my job/company
>Use cons as my time off taking 4-5 day vacations throughout the year
>Like to drink a fair bit, nothing like screaming over people or harassing them but like to drink
>always those few morons who think a few beers during my lunch or resting my feet is getting "completely wasted"
>it's always from some dipshit who doesn't drink in our room
>tell them that everyone has different tolerances
>they never shut up about how beer is bad, even though I don't give a flying fuck
>end up drinking more because they are annoying


So long as you aren't harassing anyone, puking everywhere, or passing out on the con floor; who cares. Most con goers are on some substance during the con, just be chill. Most the time a buzz going is the only solution for not being annoyed by people who think that Axe body spray is a shower subsitute, or annoying fucking spergs/creepy people

>> No.10317156

>>10317153
If you have to drink to tolerate being around other people at a con then you do have a problem anon

>> No.10317165

>>10317156
Where in my post did I say I have to, or must, drink to tolerate other people. You mean where I said it helps deal with the annoying BO from others while squished like a sardine in a hallway filled with some really fucking weird people? Yeah I really care to be sober squished up next to a dude who thinks that his axe spray down is his shower for the week, sober.

I do cons sober for most the day, but after a while of walking around doing photo shoots poses and other crap. Having a beer to just loosen up is fine, especially if I am taking a small getaway from work/life shit.

>> No.10317173

>>10317156
>"Why does everyone around me have to drink in order to tolerate me? They must have a problem."

>> No.10317177

>>10317165
Keep coping alcoholic-chan

>> No.10317178

>>10317177
If I had said normal social/public gathering or basic human interactions, I'd agree with your point >>10317156 .

However, I don't know what cons you go to but more often than not it's very noticeable for me to recognize lack of basic hygiene with people, the amount of people who creepily ask for my photos/facebook info, or some other weird shit. 2 or 3 beers combined with my lunch + walking around is enough to make me shrug some of that bullshit off during my time off work/life. I don't know about you but after a +40 work week+personal responsibilities+rent/bills, having a con to just unwind at is nice and with the weird shit that goes on beer can help with that. I dunno about how you relax, won't judge like you do, but for many of us just a few beers to just take the edge off of BS that the con can dish out is definitely a good thing. Enjoy cons how you want, just realize we all have our own ways of enjoying it.

>> No.10317184

>be 18 attending 2nd con I've ever been to
>went with 2 friends from uni anime club. One's a girl (a) and the other's a gay guy (b)
>We get invited to b's friends after party.
>get absolutely sloshed
>apparently A and B left when A started feeling sick, but I didn't want to go.
>woke up then next morning covered in cum stains
>my asshole wasn't sore and I couldn't taste any so I don't think i was raped.
>Too embarrass to say anything to A or B, never told anyone really.
>stopped drinking at cons after that, 0/10 would not recommend.

>> No.10317196

>>10313378

that just sounds like the acid is just revealing who you really are, it has a habit of pulling out people’s eccentricities out in the open

you probably think this way subconsciously

>> No.10317197

>>10313695

I’m just glad you sheltered incel underweight trad guys don’t party and ruin the vibe with this attitude, it’s fortunate you all go to bed at like 9PM and don’t meet anyone, let alone women

>> No.10317198

>>10315429

It’s actually very easy to tell on yourself by virtue signaling using certain words. It’s a very predictable alt-right rhetorical move to act opaque about it afterwards too, as in “hOw Do YoU kNoW wHaT i MeAnT ;)” when everyone knows by implication.

Most of the morons who act this way never were challenged beyond grade school critical thinking

>> No.10317200

>during or at the con
Might have something to drink if I sit down to eat, often anything close to the con that isn't subway or panda express I am going to be waiting 30-45 minutes. Might as well get a drink or two while I wait and rest my feet
>in my room
Depending what the vibe is like I might get pretty wasted but tend to not go out to the con outside maybe the dance if it's good.

>> No.10317218

>>10317156
>if you don't do things exactly the same way that I do them then you have a problem!
anon...

>> No.10317238

>>10317197
i'm a woman myself, but ok

>> No.10317255

>>10311169
I actually did too. Didn't do much for me though, drugs never seem to have the intended effect when I do them. Probably a good thing since I'm in a career now where I get drug tested.

>>10311218
This. A good buzz is where it's at and cons are the only time I day drink. I also really enjoy getting overpriced cocktails at hotel bars during them. I basically just pretend I'm Sterling Archer for 3-4 days and enjoy the fuck out of it.

>> No.10317389

>>10311492
Lost

>> No.10317391

>>10311218
I do this but stay mildly buzzed through the days and get shitfaced at night and for raves.
Plus if there's a block of time where theres nothing but shitty panels going on I'll drink a bit more because itll make even bad panels mildly funny

>> No.10317427

I have a room rule that you’re welcome to get fucked up, but no one is taking care you. I know your limits, you’re not ruining anyone else’s con but your own.

>> No.10317428

>>10317427
*know your limits

>> No.10317448

>>10317427
This honestly

>> No.10317475

Ran in to a dude I met before at this cosplay picnic and decided to invite him back to the room for drinks. Me and my friend where already drunk and pretty much poured booze down him like a kitchen sink. The 3 of us get on the con floor and some slutty star fire starts hitting on rando dude and flashing her pussy at us. Dude goes over and they are literally about to fuck in the middle of the con hall when he passes the fuck out and throws up all over the place. Turns out he doesn't drink regularly, is a vegan, and hasn't eaten since 10am. We prop him up on a trash can to throw up and are askinf people to get us water but everyone is treating us like a plague victim, literally people are chewing us out on our situation and wishing death apon us. To make it worse some 16 year old con staffer find us and starts waving his dick around, chewing us out and refusing to help us at all. Finally someone was sane enough to get us some water and we let rando dude crash in our room. Next morning we force him to eat a pound of meat and potatoes cause he was still drunk waking up and for the rest of the day.

>> No.10317485

>>10311408
>Every night of every con is a bizarre experience & I Love every second of it

this is the reason I haven't given up on cons desu

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>tfw finally old enough to drink but get put on accutane so my doctor bans me from drinking
>tfw wont be clear to drink by my next con
>tfw also an ana-chan and alcohol has too many calories

>> No.10317490

I've been selling RC shit that stopped using or didn't like to cons and raves for a while now. Business has slowed though because I've been really into hallucinogens and ketamine analogues but everyone just wants blow.

>> No.10317494

Got completely shitfaced by bringing a Yeti cooler full of alcohol to the burlesque show (my favorite cringe-fests) at otakon 2018. Don’t remember much of the burlesque minus I think a Luigi cosplayer with whips who didn’t actually do any stripping but I do very clearly remember passing some clubbing normies, one of whom was dragging a traffic cone down the sidewalk and thinking to myself “thank goodness I’m not that drunk”
Ended up puking almost all night because I was a dumbass who hadn’t gone drinking in a while and mixed my liquors. May or may not have also had food poisoning from sushi too. It was so bad my friend ended up giving me their Zofran which ended up saving my Sunday.

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>>10317427

>> No.10317521

I sell x and shrooms every year at matsuri in Houston during the rave.

One year this rei costhot tried to jack my homeboy after the rave all drunk n shit I almost slapped her.

>> No.10317779 [DELETED] 

>>10315523
The proper term is filthy niggers.

>> No.10317784

I've gotten piss drunk a few times, not a good idea, I just become annoying on many different ways. Start on groping women or crying etc., I tend not to get piss drunk.

Nothing so special has happened, MMF and FFM threesomes sometimes. Once asked this fit tomboy girl to come drink sake into my room, had the best and most satisfying sex of my life!

One another time I met a girl who was hanging out with a friend of her (female also). This girl went from sober to near pass out in a hour after we met (found out she hadn't eaten that day) so we hit her friends room. After she passed out, had wild sex with her friend. I didn't know who she was up until morning, turns out she's a quite famous person in the anime scene.

>> No.10317786

>>10317784
>groping women
So you think sexually assaulting women is just "annoying" and not horrible/illegal

>> No.10317797

>>10317786
It's annoying to me. I wouldn't call it assaulting though, more like putting my hand on your thigh and saying "you're the person I most want to fuck in here". Thank God I'm cute though, never had anyone punch me in a face or anything...

>> No.10317883

>>10317786
Yes Queen
Groping is the one of the worst things someone can ever do, second only to the holocaust.

>> No.10317888

>>10311166
Last con I went to I kind of challenged someone to a wrestling match over control of the music as a room party, and got them in a half-nelson and pinned in under ten seconds, without my witch hat falling off. Thank God I was wearing bloomers though.

>> No.10318142

Last con I went to my friend and I made torpedo juice (3 parts pineapple juice, 1 part everclear). Two doses of that fit perfectly in an empty Monster can, so we filled up at hit the convention floor and got black out drunk by 9pm.

>> No.10318143

>>10312299
Fake and gay

>> No.10318152

>>10315485
It used to be like that here in the LA area (big surprise, I know) but it's all dried up in the last year or so since nobody trusts coke anymore.

>> No.10318171

>>10315485
As a fellow Australian I've heard similar about the US. One of my friends on exchange said he got offered coke on his ride from the airport to the uni. But let's get real here we've got an ice problem and that's heaps worse.

>> No.10318172

>>10318142
That's not how you make torpedo juice.
Torpedo juice is denatured alcohol filtered through a loaf of bread.

>> No.10318177

>>10318172
Kancolle probably has some killer room parties.

>> No.10318179

>>10317475
>us
>my friend
>we
It sounds like there were two of you. why couldn’t you or your friend go get the dude water or someone from medical if it was so serious? Why did you expect strangers to take care of you?

>> No.10318238

>>10312922
Why the hell is there a Rican afro centric belt in there?

>> No.10318251

>>10318171
As an American my impression is that we do a lot of opioids (fentanyl in particular, also heroin but most "heroin" is just fentanyl these days) while the UK does more coke and AUS does more meth(ice.)

I haven't seen/ heard too much in the way of hard drugs at cons though. Alcohol is obviously the most popular, followed distantly by marijuana and psychs. The con crowd doesn't strike me as the opioid type, I went to Otakon on heroin once and it didn't synergize with the experience well.

>> No.10318687

>>10318251
Pot is pretty ubiquitous at cons here in California, especially the smaller SoCal party cons, it's almost as popular as alcohol. That's SoCal for you though. It's tough for me since I can't smoke and people here act like you just confessed to being a pedophile or something when you tell them so.

>> No.10319076

>>10311191
where do you think YOUR parents tried blow for the first time?

>> No.10319664

>>10318251
This, the worse I've seen at cons is E. Usually in SoCal everyone either brings weed, booze, or blow. Maybe a few wild cards might have E or Molly and one year I found a chick who was selling shrooms.

>> No.10319679

>>10311166
I get lightly drunk to make the event more fun as I'm less socially inept when drunk.

>> No.10319688

I attempt to get drunk, but I'm really bad at it; my stomach gets upset pretty quick and I end up slowing down, so I have a good 2 to 3 hours of buzz before I sober up.

I go to cons with some close friends of mine that are not the party type at all, so I try to balance between spending time with them while also trying to stretch the social muscles and meet cool new people and make new friends. It works sometimes.

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>>10311166
>At a con with my ex
>He was my ex then and yet we hung out anyway this could only go along with other bad decisions
>Get invited to a couple room of parties
>drink plenty of solo cups
>have about 6 shots that taste like apple pie in a cup. It turns out it was everclear, applejuice, and whipped cream
>Chatting it up with strangers in the room and then end up hanging out with about 3 or so cute traps and my ex
>Oh yeah I am feeling it. I end up saying some impulsive shit and being like "welp , I'm going back to my hotel."

Woosh wobbly public intoxication time
>somehow manage to make it back without falling over or being arrested
>about 20 minutes later ex comes back and coerced his way in and he has one of the cutie traps with him
>welp end up having my first threesome sucking some strange trap off and getting it from my ex.
> trap ends up sleeping over but in the morning pukes his guts up in my bathroom and I just can't get over it and I had to ask him to leave
>Never see him again lol

>> No.10319886

>>10319882
>tl;dr roastie gets trashed on jungle juice
lmao the fucking classic, hope you learned your lesson

>> No.10319930

How can I find my way to these con gangbangs? Can I just buy my way in?

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>>10319930
You just have to go to the right room parties. Helps if you're moderately charming, cool , and can have fun. It's how I experienced mine at least. It may be different for autismo girls tho.

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>>10319688
>I attempt to get drunk, but I'm really bad at it
Feigling + Cola, curse me later

>> No.10320128

What the fuck are room parties and how do you get into them? It sounds like the only thing that goes down after con hours and I'd rather be active then just walking aimlessly or sleeping
I've never been to a con before in my life due to a few reasons, but now that the restrictions of the past are gone I want to go to heaps all over the world

>> No.10320392

>>10320128
Socialize with people. Roll high on your charisma stats, and you might get invited to one.

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>>10317784
>asked this fit tomboy girl to come drink sake in my room, had the best and most satisfying sex of my life!

>> No.10320419

>>10320128
Walk around with booze, socialize during the con and just ask.

It all depends on the con and who you meet, some cons like AWA/ALA are just non stop parties, and other smaller cons may not have jack shit. Cosplay helps a lot to get into parties, most people won't invite random dude in bazinga outfit to room. Most the time I'll have some beers during luck, talk with people and then find what's good.

>> No.10320601

>>10319882
Fucking ew

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>>10320419

As someone who has been going to AWA for years, what's the appeal of room parties when I can just wild out in the lobby/courtyard outside?

>pic not AWA i know

>> No.10320635

>>10320634
Cus last year it was cold as shit, room parties also can get pizza but yeah the lobby is nice to drink in too

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>>10312530
>will drink occasionally but only really get rat-assed at cons
>tfw my con buddies say it's the highlight of the night whenever it happens

I'm always bummed that I can never remember the previous night, because drunk me sounds way more fun than regular me. Last time it happened I woke up with a dozen new snapchat friends and a bunch of texts from numbers I didn't recognize, and they all were saying how fun I was.
It's a shame I had to disappoint them all when they realized I couldn't keep that kind of energy up on a regular basis.

>> No.10320828

>>10311961

That's chill

Gay sex is just kinda something bros do, right?

>> No.10320837

>>10320417
What was good about it? I'm trying to improve

>> No.10320913

>>10312922
More ??
Any name ??

>> No.10320930

>>10320128
They're kinda what they sound like, a party in a hotel room. Not sure how you'd get into the scene from scratch as a congoer who doesn't know anybody, I feel like it used to be a lot easier to get into than it is now and the way I got in isn't really applicable anymore.

>>10320634
It's like any other party really, better atmosphere for meeting people and socializing than the public spaces like courtyards and lobbies. Some shit goes down at them sometimes that wouldn't fly outside as well, I've been at parties where people got naked and stuff like that. Also, depending on where you are, drinking in public or just having an open container of alcohol at all can get you arrested or fined, not an issue in a hotel room.

>> No.10322129

>>10318251
I only really drink and toke in my cons.
May want to try mdma like ex but thats a territory I am nowhere near an authority on.

>> No.10322186

Why do you want to get destroyed at cons? It only makes you look dehydrated and acting like a retarded. Just stay healthy and portray your character like it's supposed to. People who take photos cosplaying while drinking alcohol think they look so edgy and cool, you are really just ruining the character's image.

>> No.10322194

Did acid and blow at a con a few years ago. 10/10 would go to the furry meetup tripping sack again

>> No.10322214

>>10322186
Shut up hard ass, I'm a clothing designer not your personal jester.

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>>10322186

>> No.10322405

>>10314931
Baste

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>>10322186
What if the time and place is completely in character for the character you're cosplaying to be drinking?

>> No.10322477

>>10312530
I just get sleepy.

>> No.10322776

>>10317427
Got any examples of breaking this rule? Or are you just saying you wont babysit?

>> No.10322778

>>10317494
Aw dude I tried to make it into that show, but the fucking con staffers kept the doors closed and wouldnt let people in, even during intermission

>> No.10322781

my rules for drinking in my room during cons
>no under 21
>no randos I haven't meet earlier/before hand yes I am sure "person is totally chill and stuff" but my room
>if you crash here you clean up some
>I have the right to kick you out at any time
>no sex in the bathroom
>you puke/start fights ya gone
>if I have to turn music/tv/whatever down I have to keep it down no don't turn it up 5 minutes later

Most the time it works out fine and everyone has a good time

>> No.10322956

>>10313522
if in any public place you are suspected of being on drugs you can be taken into custody for your own well-being

>> No.10323379

>>10322956
Really? Huh... guess either Im not belligerent enough or nobodys bothered to fuck with me. I mean Im certainly not complaining.

>> No.10323945

>>10313696
This.
Among traps and gay males. They are either more sexually open or just society enables a more open atmosphere among men when it comes to casual sex.

>> No.10323993

>>10312530
It feels good knowing that I've annoyed almost no one while drunk. At my last con my buddy didn't feel like going out partying so I went solo and bounced around from group to group. Every group I joined was really chill and happy to talk and pass the time, and most of them even gave me free drinks.
I met a guy at some parking lot party who wanted me to introduce him to girls, no idea why he thought I'd know any. I went with him to a random group and tried striking up a conversation, and that was the only group I joined that night that didn't seem into talking. After about a minute of awkward small talk with one word replies I asked if we should take off. I think they felt weird about it or something, because they said we could stay, but it seemed like they were uncomfortable talking so I excused us anyway and found some other people to talk to.

I'm fairly shy when sober, but after some light drinking I'm super social

>> No.10324033

>>10322956
Or to arrest you depending on the area but the trick is not being suspected of anything which generally means not causing a scene, talking loudly about your drugs, having them out in the open etc. Fairly simple.

>> No.10325529

>>10311264

fyi this is bs - get as drunk as you want kids and have fun while you can

>> No.10325581

>>10322956
Yeah, if you're acting psychotic. If you're so fucked up that people think you're having a mental health crisis, you can be taken to a hospital for evaluation, but they rarely are going to be taken into custody just for "seeming high"
No officer is going to go "hmm, this nice young white gentleman's eyes seem slightly glazed, let's book 'em"
Unless of course you're black, but let's be real you can pretty much get arrested just for being black soooo

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>>10325581
>Yeah, if you're acting psychotic.

And that is exactly why I cosplay as the Joker & get ripped to the gills on tequila & preworkout. If anyone asks, I'm just method acting.

>> No.10325679
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I got my friend to down a novelty batman mugs worth of vodka. it was wonderful to see, the shy guy I knew was suddenly the life of the party, he was hitting on girls, he was dancing, it was fantastic.

The downside of this courage was he was now brave enough to confess his love for me, which got awkward real fast when I reminded him I was gay, and he burst into tears. soooo, results may vary....

>> No.10325686

>>10325584
>cosplaying as the joker
Ew

>> No.10325865

>>10325679
>he confessed his love for me
Let's be honest, you already knew he was in love with you and just wanted to avoid talking about it with him

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>>10325686
>Giving a shit about what a stranger on the Internet cosplays as
Ew

>> No.10327373

>>10325865
Why would she have gotten him drunk if she knew this would be the result

>> No.10327520

>>10327373
She probably didn't know he'd confess his love and was just trying to get him to loosen up for the party.

>> No.10328226

I think I have a liver issue because I keep getting blackout at cons, off not much booze

>> No.10328364

>>10317238

ooooh, ok. So you're just lame.

No worries.

Remember kids, you'll be dead sometime in the next 80 years, possibly even in the next week. How will you spend your time experiencing the universe?

>> No.10328369

>>10328226

Asian Gene.

Not even trolling, look this up. You likely lack the enzymes to break down alcohol.
Saw an Asian girl black out from a pint once. It was nuts, we were driving back up a steep gravel road to our Airbnb and her head was getting tossed around, and she was out cold in the front seat. It's really sad cuz it was prime material for shitty rapists.

>> No.10329028

Honestly it depends on the con's size how trashed I get and what the con is known for.

Many of the smaller cons, or known party cons, around I'll tend to drink a bit more during lunch or hang out a bit longer at a bar since not too much going on with fewer panels and such. I tend to find myself just chilling with others for fun than just "be at a panel because it exists" or walk the vendor hall/AA again.

For larger cons I tend to get a slight buzz going throughout the con, but usually just keep any drinking to just around lunch time or any time I need to recharge my phone for a few minutes. Only really get a bit tipsy during the room parties.


Some other factors are going to depend how much of the con is linecon for a panel, standing 45 minutes buzzed is far better than 45 minutes sober for a panel. If it's around a holiday or a friends birthday I may drink more too.

>> No.10329037

>>10311166
>Getting drunk around complete strangers

You're just asking to get fucked over.

>> No.10329039

>>10329037
>You're just asking to get fucked over.

What are these things called bars, sport events, concerts, etc. People get drunk with randos all the time, how sheltered are you?

>> No.10329137

>>10322186
you sound like just the worst type of person

>> No.10329189

>>10329137
Reminds me of one of the people I would room with from a while back. Spent 90% of the con in the room dicking with his 3DS, phone, or some other BS; go to the con for walking around once then maybe DDR in the game hall. Any time we went out for food and get drinks it was always "ughhh how do you all do that stuff, drinking? It's bad for you! blah blah blah". Any time he saw pictures of us at a party or bar with other cosplayers would make some passive agressive comment of looking stupid or cringey.


Looking back, not sure why we let him stick around with us so long outside he would pay for a hotel slot.

>> No.10329232

>>10328369
Wow this explains a situation I've encountered ad dragoncon with this big black dude that was drinking some South Carolina moonshine like it was water while this asian girl took a gulp and passed the fuck out with a gulp of the same moonshine.

Dude looked at her and said "Damn, get that girl back to her room ASAP."

>> No.10329651

>>10320819
>It's a shame I had to disappoint them all when they realized I couldn't keep that kind of energy up on a regular basis.
What an absolute mood, fuck.

>> No.10329676

>>10329189
it will never cease to amaze me that alcohol is a drug, one that is potentially more harmful and dangerous than a lot of illegal "hard drugs," yet people all over the world treat it so casually

>> No.10329679

>>10329676
This is the most highschooler response to a post about alcohol I've ever fucking seen on this board.

>> No.10329680

>>10329679
ok but it's a fact tho

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>>10329676
>illegal "hard drugs,"
If you're an americlap and you're just talking about weed. Yeah that's a valid point, but for most others, yeah no that's not really going to work when you take into account meth, heroin, crack, etc. Like if you want to go ahead, I'm sure you'll be much better off than just having a beer socially.

>> No.10329687

>>10329676
>>10329680
Bait but you are wrong
1. You made a blanket statement and trivialized a shit load of things without specifying anything. krokodil is stupidly dangerous for anyone as it rots your flesh on injection, that's more dangerous than 1 beer? No.
2. "it's a fact" means literally nothing because you just named a fuck load of drugs out there without providing sources for everyone of them or studies.
3. Depending on what you mean by alcohol, one could argue that alcohol naturally forms in the body so regardless you are going to have alcohol at some point.
4. Alcohol when consumed does not provide shit hazardous as second hand smoke, meth fumes, airborne cocaine pollution, etc.

Until you provide sources for your claims then you're wrong. This argument almost always devolves into some bullshit about weed, and when bringing up "illegal drugs" comes back with "well didn't mean that one obviously". Sure there are a lot of negatives to alcohol, but most people going to cons aren't crippling alcoholics who get the shakes without a stiff drink in the morning. I'd say pretty much every anon in the thread is a social drinker and speaking from that aspect. Alcohol in terms of everything is pretty light, if you choose to ignore the risks of too much alcohol then fucking duh it is dangerous.

Obviously you can pull some DUI drunk head who's done dumb shit and beats his wife, but you could also say a lot about people who do crack or angle dust.

>> No.10329690

>>10329685
It's almost always what it comes down to, even though weed is legal/decriminalized or to the point cops don't care now. The argument is non existent to anyone past 21

>> No.10329698

>>10329690
Nta but not everyone is an Amerifag. Weed is illegal in most countries and looked down upon for a reason.

>> No.10329701

>>10329698
I know, that's why I used the drinking age 21. I was agreeing with the first sentence typed in the post.

>> No.10329706

>>10329232

Yeah I feel sorry for the ones that have this issue, alcohol is the only socially acceptable drug.

A decent replacement is G, but I wouldn't recommend unless you are a responsible user and very well educated on it. Very steep dosage curve, but hella fun if you don't over do it and leave min 3hrs between dosing.

>>10329687

>airborne cocaine pollution

ahahaha, this fucking guy. ah man, ahahahahaha. Thanks for that anon. That was fantastic.

If our liver wasn't so proficient at removing toxins from our bodies and regenerating itself, alcohol would be straight up poison to humans. The only reason alcohol is any more legal than any other drug is due to political and social reasons. Do some reading.

>> No.10329903

>>10329232
I'd be cautious about drinking anything that a stranger has that's not in the actual bottle, at least if it's not in a super public setting

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>>10329687
Just jumping into this now but in the mood to take some bait so might as well.

1) Comparing Krokodil to beer isn't a fair comparison because Krokodil is notoriously poorly made. A lot of people died drinking poisoned spirits during prohibition. You can compare FDA approved oxycontin to FDA approved beer or you can compare Krokodil to industrial alcohol filtered through bread, but not mix and match those comparisons.

2) You are right about "it's a fact" not holding weight. I attached a chart from a Lancet study (DOI:10.1016/S0140-6736(10)61462-6) Article is somewhat specific to UK and only partially controls for the popularity of drugs but it takes serious cherry picking to find a chart where alcohol isn't in the top third of the harm metrics..

3) Clear appeal to nature fallacy. Cancer forms naturally in our bodies as well. There is no substance to this point.

4) Cocaine is a solid not a gas, crack/ meth are technically vaporized so the risks to the environment are substantially less than tobacco smoke. I am not a fan of second hand smoke, heroin is great though. Goes straight into my arm, no environmental concerns whatsoever! (That was not sarcasm.)

"Until you provide sources for your claims then you're wrong." ~ No, absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

Despite attacking your points there I am relatively neutral, alcohol is nice in moderation and most people use it responsibly. I intend to get wrecked at the next convention I go to but I will not pretend that I am not assuming risk by partaking in this behavior.

>> No.10331963

>>10331758
>1) Comparing Krokodil to beer isn't a fair comparison because Krokodil is notoriously poorly made.

He opened the gate to an unspecified about of hard drunks, one was used. Anon needs to be more specific, people who drunk know it's unhealthy. Spouting "WELL.... WEED" doesn't mean shit to anyone

>> No.10332081

>>10331758

This guy.
I like this guy.

Calling out bullshit in the neatest way possible.

Not going to say I'm a big backer of hard opiates (way way too easy to risk addiction), but yeah, facts are facts.

>> No.10332160

>>10329698
And what reason is that? Because it was a scapegoat decades ago to further someone's political agenda and advance their career?

>> No.10332196

>>10332160
Because it kills braincells and causes memory loss. Your "war on drugs" view is very America-centric; America did not make it illegal in nearly every other country in the world somehow. It's been illegal in most places for a very long time.

>> No.10332228

>>10332160
>>10332196
It's very anecdotal, but almost everyone I've ever been friends with that smokes weed seems to revolve their whole life around it. Hell one of my friends even missed out on getting a couple jobs because he simply refused to stop smoking despite knowing there would be a drug test

>> No.10332230

>>10332228
Mine is also anecdotal, but I've never met an intelligent person who smokes weed regularly. I'm sure there could be some smart potheads out there, but the science of killing braincells certainly seems to be correct in my experience.

>> No.10332298

>>10332081
Thanks for your appreciation <3

I am more concerned about overdose than addiction because you can recover from addiction, death is permanent. A little nitpicky but FYI there isn't really a hard/ soft opiate distinction. It's like wine vs vodka, vodka is stronger but you can get drunk/ addicted to wine. If you know someone who takes heavy doses of percocet/ vicodin/ even codeine or tylenol 3 a day they are still selective mu-opioid agonists just like my heroin. I have seen a lot of people fuck up their lives with that misconception.

Opiates are too numbing for conventions, I pay good money to be there so I do something else. I love me some heroin and Gintama on my couch but I try to stay off the stuff at cons.

>> No.10332306

>>10332228
The people who revolve their lives around it tend to be the most visible. I wouldn't stop watching anime or playing video games for a job either (and I don't particularly revolve my life around those, I just like to keep a separate personal life.)
>>10332230
The science of killing braincells is fairly non-existent for weed. The thing is, if you have your life together you are likely to be pursuing your life rather than escaping with a substance. So there is substantial correlation but minimal causation there.

In my personal experience, computer science is full of marijuana/ amphetamine/ psychedelic users but they tend to not make a big deal of it

Gotta say though, marijuana culture gets on my nerves..

>> No.10332330

>>10328369
I'm not Asian though, could it be something else?

>> No.10332346

>>10332330
The Asian liver gene isn't exclusive to Asians, it is just much more prevalent in them.

In addition to that particular gene it could be a general intolerance of alcohol unrelated to that gene, could be that you drink more at cons, could be that you sleep less during cons etc.

>> No.10332473

>>10332306
Fo that last part, I guess it depends where you live. Where I am, most of the CS workers are Asian immigrants who would never touch recreational drugs due to cultural values. They do, however, drink alcohol like fish and smoke plenty of cigarettes. So that's interesting.

>> No.10332830

>>10332306
Except we're not talking about stopping forever. All he would have to have done is stop smoking for a month or two when he was applying for these jobs and scheduling interviews.

>> No.10332870

>>10332830
Perhaps, I've always felt like employers (where it is not a safety concern) who drug test, or even care about what their employees do outside of work, to be seriously overstepping a boundary though.

Then again for the drugs I do I can clear my system of them in like 4 days tops. I actually have known people to switch to hard drugs specifically for that reason; it's a shit a reason, I just don't like pot.

>> No.10332949

I was thinking about going to a con this year, but this thread just makes them just like massive drug/alcohol induced gay orgies.

>> No.10332952

>>10332870
I don't think it's overstepping at all. If you're going to be representing their company, it's only natural they don't want someone who is going to show up high on the job. Especially when operating heavy machinery is involved, like driving forklifts or operating power tools

>> No.10333093

>>10332952
anon said not a safety concern. i don't need a drug test to do data entry shit, anon.

>> No.10333097

>>10333093
It's more so a way for them to weed out (pun intended) undesirable applicants. If you care so little that you can't stop doing drugs long enough to pass the drug test, it's pretty obvious you're gonna show up high regularly

>> No.10333972

>>10332949
You'll generally avoid that if you don't seek it out. This is con specific though fwiw.

>> No.10334204

>>10332949
You should definitely go with a friend if you can (it could be a bit overwhelming to do it alone IMO.) You won't really run into too much debauchery if you don't go out of your way. Around the dance party/ "rave" or whatever they have/ maybe a hotel bar later at night would be places to avoid if you can't stand being around it at all but the bulk of the time at a con is spent chilling with friends, checking out cosplay, buying merchandise, and going to panels (things like someone giving a lecture on japanese swords, specific animation styles, etc.) There's also game rooms/ some tournaments etc.

>> No.10334208

>>10332949
Unless you go to a known party con or room party hop, it's fairly easy to avoid all drinking/drugs. You generally need to room with people doing those things or be at the bar/drinking events late night

>> No.10334306

>>10329232
>drinking some South Carolina moonshine like it was water
Moonshine is for advanced drinkers. If he had it mixed as a punch it would knock just about anybody on their ass.

>> No.10334310

>>10312238
now this was...

really boring.

>> No.10334615

>>10332306
This. Weed doesnt just kill off your intelligence, you have to abuse the fuck out of it, which at that point youre pretty much using it as much as an alcoholic drinks booze, which at that rate would indeed keep you fucked up.
Using weed in moderation has next to no downsides, and comparing them to stoners whos whole life revolves around the bud seems flawed.

>> No.10334681

All substances can cause people to act like fucking loons, just depends on person to person.

I've seen weed give people the idea touching me is fine or akwardly just follow me around not taking a hint to go the fuck away
I've had drunks turn into barf machines or harassing dickheads
I've seen people on acid lose all their clothes or tweak the fuck out and cause huge issues
I've seen people on coke become horny fuck heads that were about a hair away from becoming a full on rape case


All substances like drugs and alcohol will change people for better or worse, just keep yourself under control and if you know you have issues with that cut it out at the con. If you see someone like this doing too much dipshit shit obviously on something, tell staff then go on about your day.

>> No.10336817

is there free booze at these? i have autism and no friends but i might go just for that

>> No.10336828

>>10336817
No, expect the venue to price gouge on booze etc. I bring my own in a water bottle.

>> No.10336835

>>10336828
he's talking about room parties.

>> No.10336857

>>10336835
It’s free if you’re okay with being a dick. It’s more courteous to byob, even if the host might invite you to some of their own drinks.

>> No.10336861

>>10332949
Based on how you sound you wont be invited to such parties anyway so I dont think you nwed to worry.

>> No.10336914

>>10336857
lolno. most room parties that aren't just for friends are hosted by cringy social climbers who use them to try to get girls. those types of parties rarely vet anyone (or check ID) and have a constant stream of people walking in to fill their cups and leaving immediately after.

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I just stumbled into the board but how on earth do people end up this extroverted? Talking and having sex with strangers

>> No.10337040

How are you guys even managing to fuck? I've never so much as even had a woman interested me at a con. Then again I have a potbelly and not much going for me in the looks or social department (as in seducing). I'm just painfully average and kinda boring. Fug

>> No.10337080

>>10337029
If you're clean then it sounds fun and we'll get pleasure out if it. It might even lead to lifelong friendships or connections.
>>10337040
Con fucking is actually fucking rare. The only times Ive gotten layed at cons was because I brought girlfriends. Dont go looking, if it happens it happens. Your time would be much better spent and fulfilling partying and doing the con.

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>>10337040
>Then again I have a potbelly and not much going for me in the looks or social department (as in seducing). I'm just painfully average and kinda boring. Fug

maybe thats why

plus you dont sound very confident (confidence and feeling comfortable with yourself is important for this kinda thing)

>> No.10337107

>>10337080
Then why does everyone's con experience seem to revolve around partying and tons of fucking/degeneracy? But yeah its probably my looks if anything. You have to be a chad to get picky cosplay thots

>> No.10337108

>>10337107
>Then why does everyone's con experience seem to revolve around partying and tons of fucking/degeneracy?
Because they're lying and bragging about stuff that didn't happen you dope. Very little of what you hear is true.

>> No.10337116

>>10337108
i have a hard time believing that 'con fucking is rare.' i hang out at the bar and am friends with people and most of them get laid at cons and its a fucklot easier than at a local bar. con fucking is super common, its just 80% of the males there are never going to get laid because they're ugly, improperly dressed, and severely autistic.

women get by easy and normal guys that are decent looking & tall.

>> No.10337117

>>10337116
Being tall is a meme.
t. 6'

>> No.10337119

>>10337080
>Con fucking is actually fucking rare
lmao

>> No.10337128

>>10315283
How fat and disgusting are you?

>> No.10337353

>>10337116
Imagine being in a hotel room with 4 others, and somehow finding the availability to fuck someone when nobody else is there. Logistically speaking its very difficult.

>> No.10337444

>>10337353
OH I only go with one other person and were both willing to step out if another has a chance of getting laid lol

>> No.10337472

>>10337444
Thats fair.
Plus im not claiming to be a super hot guy so another more socially adept or attractive person may indeed have better results.

>> No.10337583

>>10337098
even autistic weeb girls only fuck chad

>> No.10337629

>>10337583
can grills in this thread confirm

or are you willing to sleep with a 5/10 guy (average) at a con

>> No.10337630

>>10337117
Being tall alone means nothing. My friend is 6'7" and he hasnt gotten laid in like 3 years and he TRIES EVERY FUCKING DAY but hes ugly and mildly sperg.

I'm 6'0. I never ever have gotten laid and im 29. I dont put myself out there really but regardless by now one girl would have hit on me even if I was remotely average, but im obviously ugly as piss

>> No.10337632

>>10337629
Anybody is willing to sleep with anyone, so long they are charming.
Cosplay to prop up a facade is just a easier way to do it. I.e imitate character confidence, which can be attractive.

Chad is just Chad because he is charming and confident.

>> No.10337638

>>10337632
*any girl is willing to sleep with a guy if he is charming
women can be as interesting as a wall and still get laid

>> No.10337639

>>10337629
Girls will fuck just as much as a guy, but the difference is a guy will talk it up taking a 5/10 girl to a 8-9 whereas a girl will just not say shit in regards to it unless it was a legit 8-9/10 or better looking than them

>> No.10337658

>>10337638
whats the real reason behind this? i have a friend who is a literal 3/10 female, ugly af and she gets hit on once a week or so. I know relatively handsome guys who never ever get hit on and they have to actively try really hard to find someone

>> No.10337660

>>10337658
any hole a goal

>> No.10337666

>>10337632
speak for yourself
"chad" for me is my type. i don't care what their confidence is like, and confident uggos are really annoying. shy and pretty? i'm game.
>>10337629
i'll sleep with the best guy I can sleep with at a con, and some of con guys are really cute

>> No.10337670

>>10337660
>>10337658
elaborating
men talk to too many women, so women perceive a surplus of men and pick the best one like >>10337666
Best depends on the girl but it usually means attractive, confident, etc etc
Women have to do fuck all to get laid because of this. Just be over a 2/10 and say come to my room
If you are a guy you have to be attractive or work absurdly hard else you will never get laid

>> No.10337671

>>10337666
But how is it that really average and below average women sleep with good looking dudes? You never, ever, see the reverse

>> No.10337681

>>10337671
because scrotes are cumbrains and women put more time into their looks

>> No.10337687

>>10337658
>I know relatively handsome guys who never ever get hit on and they have to actively try really hard to find someone
Depends, when I was single as a guy most girls would either assume I had a gf walking around, some common cosplay girl that would follow me was my gf, or had many girls already DTF lined up. I could actually see some shock or that "oh really?" moment on some girls when they realized I wasn't meeting up anyone at the convention and was free for the night. Was kinda weird honestly looking back the times I was like, huh maybe I didn't make it apparent I was open.

As said,
Guys will hit on a girl of any type and brag about how she was a good fuck and hot or say it was a butterface. Rag to all their buddies about a "big fish story".
Girls will take a guy who's confident and not weirdly desperate for the night, but probably won't talk about opening their legs up unless it was someone really popular and hot.

You're dealing with a bunch of nerds one way or another at these cons, shit goes on but it's really dependent on who admits to what.

>>10337671
Women often want someone of equal or better looks to talk about around things, I've seen a good number of women take a one nighter with dudes who I think are a 4 on a good day. Again, women do it but they often won't openly parade it like a guy would because fuck it both literally and figuratively.

>> No.10337705

>>10337687
>I've seen a good number of women take a one nighter with dudes who I think are a 4 on a good day
It's called "he's hung and can get me off", there's more to attraction than looks

>> No.10337716

>>10337705
How much is "hung" ? I'm 6 inches on the dot and have never had sex, I'm guessing hung is 7" over?

>> No.10337824

>>10337128
>>10315283
Gonna need an answer on this.

>> No.10337833

>>10337716
6 is good enough if you got a good curve on it.

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>>10337716
>I'm 6 inches on the dot
Uh not you

>> No.10337992

>>10337116
>improperly dressed,
What do you mean by this? It's an anime convention not a nightclub.
>>10337658
Path of least resistance and principle of least effort in action. Combine this with the whole "thicc" movement you have plenty of BBWs getting their backs blown out by dudes.

>> No.10338018

>>10337716
If it's under 9", girls on /cgl/ won't look at it.

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10338060

How does one enter one of these mythical con orgies I keep hearing about?

I'm going to Naka-Kon next month and am kind of interested in going to one.

>> No.10338069

>>10337833
Why would you want it curved you sick bastard

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>>10337716
I dunno, find out
http://howlongismyschlong.com/

>> No.10338327

>>10337716
Stop worrying about dick size and learn how to engage in foreplay. That shit seems to be a lost art for men these days. Porn really did fuck up men's perception of sex.

>> No.10338332

>>10337716
See >>10338327
Knowing how to do proper foreplay and using it properly > shoving a fist in. Sure size queens exist, but there are a bunch of fatso's on this board who need it long to even reach.

Porn has really fucked up a bunch of shit for wild ideas people have, sex is great but it's not a professional art in the real world.

>> No.10338334

>>10338332
>>10338327
you guys say porn has fucked up everything but forget that women literally had their clits removed or were cast out as whores for enjoying sex before.

>> No.10338348

What's the best place to meet ladies at a typical con? Tinder? Bar?

>> No.10338360

>>10338332
>fatso's on this board who need it long to even reach
It's called girth, read up honey

>> No.10338362

>>10338334
Are you ESL or something? They said that porn fucked up people's perception of sex because it focuses on positions that look good for the camera, which is why guys think you eat out by just slapping your tongue against her crotch for a couple seconds until she has the world's most realistic orgasm.

>> No.10338364

>>10338362
no, and both of them didn't say that. point is that pre-porn isn't some kind of women's sex paradise.

>> No.10338371

>>10338364
Women deserve to be buried up to their necks and have stones thrown at their heads until death just as a general principle.

>> No.10338374

>>10338364
>point is that pre-porn isn't some kind of women's sex paradise.
No one said that retard, people just said that the perception on both sides with porn is skewed to what it often is. How do you fail to understand that. It's still kickass, but porn is set up specifically for shots and views of what people want instantly.

>> No.10338390

>>10338371
*men

>> No.10338398

>>10338390
Too bad weak little rapebait and their cuckolded little orbiters can’t make it happen.

>> No.10338411

>>10338390
Don't even bother replying to them they're an incel. Under 8/10 males are fucking pathetic

>> No.10338441

Looking at these constant legbeard vs incel threads makes me even more glad I'm gay. Plenty of dick and bussy to go around without the games and drama.

For incels just go on grinder and get a trap or a twink and you wont have to keep seething over what these straights say.

>> No.10338443

>>10338364
>no, and both of them didn't say that
>>10338332
>Porn has really fucked up a bunch of shit for wild ideas people have, sex is great but it's not a professional art in the real world.

>> No.10338626
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>>10311166
Last year I got so plastered at an 18+ con, that I forgot everything I did from about 9pm to 6amish. Now, this wouldn't be a major issue, if I hadn't spent a good portion of that talking about my waifu, and trying to convince some random guy's wife about why they should watch her show. These people were also drunk, though, and bust through our door to ask if they could sink karaoke with us, so it wasn't so bad, I think. Even so, my group ran into them again this year, and I had to make up an excuse to avoid talking to those people again. I've NEVER done anything that autistic, and the fact that I'm reminded all the time about that night by my friend is a source of massive embarrassment for me.

>> No.10338695

>>10328364
Good thing is people like you get removed out of the gene pool pretty fast

>> No.10339318

>>10311319
>lol not doing stupid shit means means being sheltered
The absolute state of con roasties

>> No.10339325

>>10312273
>can't have fun without drinking/taking drugs
How pathetic, and I assume you expect other people to take care of you while you start acting like a retarded child, right? Kys

>> No.10339391

>>10339325
Looks like somebody can't handle their alcohol like a big boy

>> No.10339405

>>10339391
I'm not the one that's getting trashed. Also cope

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>he's never been to a con party

>> No.10339629

>>10339599
The last con party I went to, we played red dragon in while eating pizza together. Felt gr8 man

>> No.10339633

>>10338060
I wouldnt trust any orgie myself. The only stories I heard were furry so inb4 >only furries would be so degenerate, but after hearing about that sex circle that knowingly spread STDs across the group through con orgies I really dont feel comfortable trusting a group of strangers, 1 alone is hard enough.

>> No.10339713

>>10311191
this, but unironically

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>>10336861

>> No.10339852

>>10339633
>needs to hear about bad thing happening to figure out unsafe things are dangerous
Are all confags this retarded?

>> No.10339914

>>10339599
I've only been to a couple of room parties and they usually all suck because the host invites way too many people, and the after about 30 minutes to an hour they kick our everyone who isn't their roommate or close friends.
Parking lot parties or parties at nearby venues are pretty fun though

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>>10339599
Imagine the smell in that room

>> No.10340066

>>10340054
If they're smart and have the ac blasting, I can't imagine it smells like anything horrible. Alcohol, fruit juice and deodorant/shitty body spray maybe

>> No.10343236

These threads make me realise how much I regret missing out not banging con sluts. Oh well, I'm too old for this shit now.

>> No.10343449

>>10320930
I learned how to bartend, if you are awkward and tend to be forgettable at parties its best to have a skill that people can associate you with. Here's how I did it.
Get a few con drinks (few ingredients, cheap, high alcohol content, sweet) down. Try:
Burt Reynolds
butterscotch liquer .5
spiced rum .5
Caribou Lou
151 rum 1.5
malibu rum 1.5
pineapple juice 5
Next step is to find a girl that is known in the community, I met mine in my university anime club. If a cosplay girl can stand to be around you then it lets people know you are not a creep.
step 3 is to hang out with these people, you have shit in common so just try not to go full autist. if you are awkward this may take a couple cons to do.
once you have a core group down and they find you interesting (if they go out of their way to say hi then you fit in, if not then start over with a new group.)
If step 3 is working then step 4 will happen automatically. If people want you around that will increase exponentially. Everyone is at a con to have a good time, if you help that, they will want you around.
You may need a friend upgrade if the people you are hanging around with are limiting your ability to expand your social circle.
I'm an obese autist and I get invited to more parties every con then i can make it to. It takes work, (3 years of being forward but not coming across as desperate for me) but it is so worth it.

>> No.10343462

>>10343236
You're never too old to make bad decisions

>> No.10345116

>>10339599
How the hell do people go to con partys, do you just ask around?

>> No.10346544

>>10345116
I host, but how I find people to come to my con parties is just, start vibing with someone. Go to late night events with a little social charisma, gain some favor and mention wanting to drink

>> No.10346558

>>10345116
I legit lurk hallways at busy hotels friday/saturday nights at cons. Open door, a lot of people inside, and music are good signs of a party but does not 100% indicate one. Yes, you will be crashing a party, but do make sure you arent acting like an imposing asshole when you crash one.

>> No.10348902

>>10311166

I have some interesting stories for sure. Bronycon or Anthrocon?

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