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Gulls I can't take it anymore. This board has gone to shit and it's boring as fuck so let's post nostalgic stories of old and try and rekindle what little culture this board has left.

Starting it off with some of our best horror stories.

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>> No.10261632

>>10261630
I've got more that I'll post later after I've had a sleep.

>> No.10261636

>>10261620
anon this wasn’t even that long ago...
>posted 2016
>it’s now 2019
oh.

>> No.10261637

>>10261636
Kek this is how I am with posts on this board. Someone posted a wig swatch chart here once and I went digging through the archives for it only to realize that it was posted much longer ago than I thought.
>oh that post gotta be from 2018 or 2017
>post is from 5 years ago

>> No.10261795

>>10261619
What's the story behind this? /cgl/ fiction writer? Was there ever a follow-up?

>> No.10261810

>>10261617
>flat chested
written by a male. girls with titties don't think about not having titties. Like rich people don't think about how far to fill up a tank of gas.

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A newer but still classic horror

>> No.10261848

>>10261626
This one is super fake, thankfully.

>> No.10261862

>>10261624
>>10261626

I've always wondered if these ones were actually fake or not. They seem a bit too contrived desu, like a high schooler writing out some kind of /cgl/ fanfiction. Can anyone verify?

>> No.10261921

>>10261636
This was the last good saga we've had. The well has been dry for 3 years and that is a massive disappointment.

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Short but good 'un

>> No.10263047

>>10263038
OP's the best brother a girl could ask for

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>>10261795
there's a part 2 but it's not great

>> No.10263540

Anyone have the ita dressups?

>> No.10263565

>>10261626
that story is fake mate that cut on the throat is from tonsillectomy treatment/surgery lol not to mention how the skin of the throat and hand looks pretty different and the entire story just seems super exagarrated

>> No.10263566

>>10261627
you smell that buddy? smells of complete bullshit

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Thanks to ScarfingScarves for reminding me of this gem, excuse the shitty screenshot.
I don't think you can get much more cultured than the birth of burger lolita.

Anyone have treelita saved while we're at it?

>> No.10263586

>>10263566
>you smell that buddy?
smells like someone missed the joke.

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>>10263579
Ask and you shall recieve

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>>10263607

>> No.10263612

>>10263566
It's the only one here that isn't even trying to be real...come on anon.

>> No.10264166

>>10263038
what a fucking legend

>> No.10264167

>>10263058
the mad laddery of this man

>> No.10264168

>>10263586
shit joke

>> No.10264181

>>10263038
>I got a better idea
damn right, what a fucking machiavelic cunt, creeper was BTFO

>> No.10264182

>>10261617
>and then I learned they were cousins
icing on the cake, you know who else was a narutard? m00t

Fucking anime is pure degeneracy and rots child's minds. Only acceptable anime is DB, not even DBZ, just DB, everything after that is pure aids.

>> No.10264197

>>10264182
cant wait to see this gone lol
reminder jannies are trannies

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>tfw you have /cgl/ stuff from 10+ years ago
>no point in posting because no one cares

>> No.10266183

>>10266178
Post it instead of complaining, this is what this thread is for

>> No.10266436

>>10266178
no you dont you faggot larper

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Y'all don't know what a legendary thread is

>> No.10267041

Where's the Gaston (ita?)?

>> No.10267113

Does anyone have the one where the OP is super envious of her sister-in-law's pubes?

>> No.10267373

>>10261622
Why do people ever loan outfits to someone they don't personally know and trust, much less with a history of bad behavior? Am I an autist or a bad person for not feeling like I could ever extend kindness like that?

>> No.10268269

>>10267373
Back in the day the overall age of people in comms was fairly low and not that much bad shit had happened - there were some pretty horrible online scammers and stuff around 2012-13, but most of the time people were just happy to meet others who were into lolita and help them out, as well as more willing to give them second chances. You're not a bad person, probably just less naive.

>> No.10271451

>>10263058
based halomanguy

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Remember thread memes? Good times.

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>> No.10271891

>>10261810
>tfw im flat chested
>tfw i myself don't think about that often
>tfw every male friend i make feels the need to bring it up
sigh.

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ah yes, the good ol days

>> No.10272258

>>10271891
Respond by bringing up their tiny dicks

>> No.10272685

>>10261626

>>10261626
I remember commenting on this, how other fake stories all involved an Asian bf, that was the usual tell. God that's been over a decade ago, now.

Since I'm reminiscing:
I guess since I'm commenting on this, around the same time I was whiteknighting a semi-well known female cosplayer in a drama thread about her, who then showed up in the same thread. I had such a huge crush on her, jesus.
Anyways, I begged for her contact info, talked to her like twice, and added her personal Myspace. Spent weeks looking at her pictures, but didn't say anything ever, part creep, part "dedicated" to my current GF.

Some 12 years later I was looking over the usual FB shit about drama, and came across an acquaintance from those times who had her as a friend. I clicked her profile, and totally creeped. Bad thing is I have a super memorable name, and pretty sure she remembers me from waaaaay back then, and probably thinks I've been stalking her since. Or she didn't notice. Either way, thanks for listening Livejournal.

>> No.10272752

>>10271891
Flat and small chests are cruelly underrated. Males making fun of them are caveman brains that only drool at big cow tits so you arent missing anything. It has been shown poorer men like bigger breasts as well. Love your chest,anon

>> No.10274036

>>10264182
boy, I sure do love the original Dragonball. It's weird how many DBZ fans have never even heard of it; they've only ever looked confused and angry when I mention Goku's monkey tail or the fact that Bulma is older than him

>> No.10274037

>>10272685
yeah, I think I know exactly what lady you are talking about. There was a group with a really bitter vengeful vendetta against her; they'd stuff like 'GOD I hope I don't look so horrible with crappy skin when I'M thirty', when really she looked just fine...good, even. Then she left cgl and went to /fit, and got sorta buff, and then came back to cgl and gave people advice and they were just like 'FUCK YOU, YOU MANLY BEAST'.

Really, people should have taken her workout advice.

then an anon admitted to orchestrating most of the hate towards this lady cosplayer, and said they felt guilty, but it was the end of an era

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>> No.10275119

I don't suppose anyone has the tale of the Anon and his brother Daniel and the two different creepy/fucked up weebs that fucked up Daniel?

>> No.10275122

>>10272752
>Things booblets tell themselves to feel better about their prepubescent boy bodies

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>>10272752
This

>> No.10275187

>>10272258
whew, that'd be debastating 2bh
>>10271891
some of us only care about ass, are you doing ok down there? do you have at least a tiny bit of boobs?

>> No.10275477

>>10261617
Not only is this obviously written by a man, it's obviously fake due to it being written in 2012, assuming OP was at least 18 at this point, would have made them in grade eight in 2006/2007, and at no point were people taking photos and sending them to each other that easily before smartphones were everywhere.

>> No.10275479

>>10275122
NAYRT but as a skinny woman with big boobs that is also a lesbian: I agree completely, cow tits are overrated and small chests are cute. Less sagging plus you can wear cute low cut tops without looking like an e-girl.

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>small tits are better
>they don't sag
>only cavemen like them
>......dontcrydontcrydontcrydontcry

>> No.10275485

>>10275479
just about zero men agree with you

>> No.10275489

>>10261617
Ever since the tripfags got moot (god rest his soul) to ban dramu, this place has become way too organized and sterile. It needs a little bit of chaos.

>> No.10275491

>>10275484
based pro cow tits and flat chested girls bully poster, small non boy chest looking tits are fine in my book though

>> No.10275504

>>10275485

Why do you think women would give a fuck what men they don't know think of their bodies?

Starting to understand why real females on cgl are so toxic and angry toward maleposters

>> No.10275515

>>10275504
it's cute how little you know about women and insecurity over breasts. go look up breast implant rates

>> No.10275518

>>10275504
>Why do you think women would give a fuck what men they don't know think of their bodies?
comedy gold 2bh, but somehow a common repeated mantra with you gulls, pretty funny 2bh

>> No.10275520

cosplayers want big boobs
lolitas want small boobs

thats how /cgl/ works

>> No.10275523

>>10275515

I'm large busted and most people like me are more insecure about our large breasts than other women are about small breasts maybe you should look up breast reduction rates. Most mentally healthy women get normal or unnoticeable implant sizes to fill out clothes better, not to appeal to thirsty scrotes. And many small chested girls become grateful as they age that their breasts sag less.

Besides men are thirsty and not picky as long as a woman overall looks healthy, proportionate, and not deformed.

>> No.10275524

>>10275520
and scrotePRO#35 just want a big ass and doesn't care much about tits at all, but just wants something up there, not male chest

>> No.10275525

>>10275523
>Besides men are thirsty and not picky as long as a woman overall looks healthy, proportionate, and not deformed.
true
t. man

>> No.10275527

>>10275520
This

>> No.10275530

>>10275520

This is at least a reasonable observation to make. Some cosplay girls lean into the loli thing when they're smaller chested though.

Women are often raised to be insecure and always want what they don't have. Women with big boobs want small ones and vice versa. Girls who are too pale want to be more tan and vice versa. And girls with pin straight hair want curlier hair while curly haired girls want straighter hair. People in general often think the thing others have that they don't is better for whatever reasons.

>> No.10275531

>>10275523
Really? I have big breasts and I love looking like a real woman and being sexy. I'd say the vast majority of men like that too. Of course there are men who are attracted to flat chested girls, and they're called pedos.

>> No.10275537

>>10275531

Found the larper

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>tfw old /cgl/ used to post pics of their boobs around 2008-09
>tfw I still have them saved

>> No.10275554

>>10275544
share fagette
>2008-9
highlikely they must have been cumdumpsters for /b/ at least once

>> No.10275613

>>10275531
I'm a guy who likes small/flat chested girls and I'm anything but a pedo. I'm not attracted to any other "childish" features, behaviors, styles of clothing, or anything, and to me it seems ridiculous even to associate breast size with adulthood given that half the adult female population is by definition smaller than average.

>> No.10275618

>>10275613
Ignore him anon he's a stupid scrote pretending to be female; women don't talk about their bodies like that and if they do they're landwhales desperate to justify their obesity spewing "only dogs go for bones" bullshit when really they hate themselves because they forget big tits don't count on obese chicks.

>> No.10275646

>>10275618
This, every time I've seen a woman talk about how only pedos like flat chested women, they're overweight and extremely insecure about it.

>> No.10275652

>>10274036
I watched the first few episodes of the original DB recently and laughed my fucking head off. It's great. I've always had an aversion to it because DBZ looks pants-on-head retarded but boy was I wrong

>> No.10275676

>>10275646
It's always been interesting to me how vocal those people are about stuff like fat acceptance and how guys should just start being attracted to fat women, despite the fact that weight is something people can control if they're willing to put in the work, but nobody stands up to defend women whose attractiveness "issues" are things they're actually born with like having a small chest, being unusually tall or short, etc.

>> No.10275686

>>10275676
There's none of that in lolita. Everyone gets body shamed for everything. We're classy like that

>> No.10275688

>>10275618
Is this what you tell yourself while you try not to cry thinking about how no man will ever find you sexy?

>> No.10275692

>>10275686
I was talking more about vocal social justice types in general. I'm surprised petite flat women don't get shit on more in lolita, though, just because I figure a lot of other women would be jealous since that's the body type most brand shit is designed around.

>> No.10275733

>>10275688

I am a large busted biological woman and I actually would love a smaller chest, especially if it meant getting less attention from creepy scrotes, unlike the sissies and larpers out there who think sexual harassment or attention is a valid way to measure self worth as a woman.

Used to be chubby and I hated that people of similar sizes would shit on smaller people to make themselves feel better when we shouldn't use what gross thirsty dudes want to fap to as a determinant of whether or not we like ourselves in the first place.

Retarded maleposters spewing bullshit bc they're sad women with the bodies they want don't want to be their big titty anime waifus can fuck off. Sorry you aren't as important to women as you wish you were.

>> No.10275738

>>10275733
>I hated that people of similar sizes would shit on smaller people to make themselves feel better

>implying skinny girls don't constantly do this to fat girls

>> No.10275746

>>10275738
Being a healthy weight is the default/not a reason to feel bad so people within a normal size range have no need to feel "better" about anything related to their size.

>> No.10275747

>>10275746
Then they should also not have any reason to shit on other people, besides being bitter bitches.

>> No.10275748

>>10275747
Most women i interacted with at various stages in life were not as bitchy or catty as you're implying they usually are.

Sorry if you got bullied for being fat anon. It's not right either way. I just notice fat women doing it far more because they're more insecure.

>> No.10275752

>>10275747
I'm a fatass and I completely approve of people making fun of it. We're killing ourselves, or worse, dooming ourselves to lives with awful medical conditions by being overweight. It should be actively discouraged and "fat acceptance" is one of the sickest things out there, it's as if people encouraged one another to take poison regularly. We have the power to change and we should be encouraging one another to do that, not blaming everyone else for not approving of our own condition.

>> No.10275754

>>10275752
People shouldn't be mistreated because of their weight or figure or whatever else but also shouldn't be encouraged to destroy their bodies and give in to food addiction the way the fat acceptance movement wants everyone to.

But also yeah sometimes fat people look funny doing normal stuff, the same way a lanky one might and laughing at physically comedic things isn't inherently mean or anything within reason.

>> No.10275756

>>10275752
Not everyone is unhappy and self-hating like you are. How about everyone minding their own business?

>> No.10275757

>>10275748
I got bullied at the time in my life when I was underweight, and also the time when I was overweight. Women are awful harpies, period. Society molds us to be that way.

>> No.10275762

>>10275757

You must have just been around especially mean people; sorry you had to deal with shitty people.

All women aren't bullies. That'd be stupid. Clearly the victims or people not a part of it at all are normal/don't mistreat people in the same way.

>> No.10275803

>>10275477
I grew up in country Australia. Circa 2006/2007 I had shitty dial-up internet that would disconnect several times a session.
And yet I had no problems sending photos to my friends using a digital camera and MSN.

>> No.10275820

god the skinny cucks and lard whales really had to turn a nostalgia thread into a debate about phat fucking tits

can you all just shut the fuck up honestly? nothing i superior in general superiority is a subjective thing and ass is so much better anyway you guys are only talking about tits to seem more hetero cringe ass onion fags all of you

>> No.10276058

>>10275531
I agree that this is a larper. There's a weird group of men who have a subreddit and discord and other gathering places dedicated to talking about huge boobs and they like to find places where women and girls congregate online and bully anyone with smallish/small/sometimesevenmedium boobs. They're basically a really vocal minority.
Other anon has it right, men are THIRSTY and really will take any boobs they can get.

>> No.10276093

>>10275692
>I'm surprised petite flat women don't get shit on more in lolita
Lolita is one of very few spaces that being flat-chested is a positive thing, along with sports. So flat-chested girls tend to flock to it and no one really cares. They get shit on in a lot of other areas, especially dating.

>> No.10276099

>>10275820
^^^^
theres not even any replies on any of the damn stories

>> No.10276144

>>10272752
>>10275187
I do love my body and am glad about having a flat chest, i just wish they'd shut the fuck up about it.

>> No.10276173

Love handles wolverine

>> No.10276184

>>10261617
Okay i once heard a story on here about some girl named P. something Terry, how she would refuse to take a bath and her mom yelled at her on camera saying "EVEN A CAT TAKES A REGULAR BATH", does anyone know more about that girl and what handle i can find her by ?

>> No.10276187

>>10276184
It was pixyteri. She recently got diagnosed with bipolar disorder and according to her mum, has been running outside naked shitting in grass. Check her thread on lolcow.

>> No.10276304

>>10276184
>some girl named P. something Terry
>Not knowing our queen

>> No.10276344

>>10261795
I wrote that story like five years ago for r9k because I was bored
It was fun back then
The second part that floats around now was written by me years later completely off hand, I didn't expect it myself, but I saw someone repost my story on it's home board, and I was like, fuck it let's wing it, what do I have to do tonight

No one will believe this, but I dunno it's kind of fun finally saying it

>> No.10276406

>>10276058
how does one sound so female and incel like its amazing no one wants your lard tits

>> No.10276408

another thread destroyed by anorexic attention whores and lard whales looking to be aprecciated fucking disgusting .both of you

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not exactly a horror story but still a classic

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Not a story, but does anyone remember this gem?

>> No.10277105

>>10275485
and...?

>> No.10277281

anyone have that one of the lolitas sharing a room at a con and one of them ran off to hookup with some crusty con neckbeard and she ran back into the room screaming because he shat on her brand?

>> No.10277630

>>10275484
cowtits on the left looks like she weighs the same as those two girls combined because of her ugly milkers
t. self-hating titty monster

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>>10277630

lose weight fatty-chan
or get a reduction if you are too lazy

either way stop moaning

>> No.10277809

Anybody remember that guy that used to get hotels at cons by abusing his government employee privileges?

>> No.10277817

>>10261810
i'm a lesbean and it matters much to me the titties. all the time

>> No.10277820

>>10277817

Real lesbians dont like big tits

>> No.10277822

>>10277820
Is sarcasm or stupidty?

>> No.10277903

>>10277281
that sounds incredible please tell me someone has it

>> No.10278028

>>10277820
>>10277822
This >>10277817 seems more like an ESL than anything else. It may not be malicious.

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>> No.10278245

>>10278041
I would like to see an updated version of this with current demographics

>> No.10280218

>>10278041
christ, i feel old

>> No.10280707

>>10275484
Breasts are for feeding babies, and breasts always grow when a woman is pregnant. So what does it matter if a woman who does not have babies has small breasts?

>> No.10280715

Regardless of that, we live in a world where we can be more than our biological functions. We have baby formula, so our ability to make milk doesn't matter anymore. We don't need to hunt our food so our fitness doesn't matter anymore. The survival of our species isn't at stake when thinking about things like that. So let people be how they want to be, as long as they're not hurting anyone it's none of your business how they look, speak or act.

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>>10280707
>what does it matter if a guy is handsome?
>what does it matter if a guy is tall?
>what does it matter if a guy has a big dick?

>> No.10280846

>>10280707
Because women who look like ironing boards aren't attractive to anyone except guys with pedo fetishes. And they know that, which is why they feel the need to shit on girls with breasts.

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I used to think boob envy was just a meme
But this thread proves its very real

>> No.10280863

>>10280715
Breast size doesn't actually correlate with milk production, and obese mothers have a harder time producing milk. In addition, large breasts can be more difficult for a baby to latch onto.

https://milkgenomics.org/article/do-larger-breasts-make-more-milk/

https://www.lllc.ca/thursdays-tip-does-breast-size-matter-when-you-are-breastfeeding

https://www.medelabreastfeedingus.com/article/186/breastfeeding:-does-size-matter

>> No.10280867

>>10280844
Plastic surgery is always a thing anyways. Only sex workers/costhots, sexually promiscuous women and trannies have big boob envy. I personally don't want the attention that having big boobs would bring nor want do i want back pain. Let's not forget you share a board with people who are into j-fashion where having big tits is largely undesirable.

>> No.10280874

>>10280867
>sex workers/costhots, sexually promiscuous women and trannies

That describes 90% of /cgl/

>> No.10281011

>>10280867
>sexually promiscuous women
So, most women.

>> No.10281199

I thought this was a nostalgia thread, not a boob thread

>> No.10281200

>>10280867
As a small boobed girl, I want boobs that I can just wear when I cosplay a big boob character, otherwise I'm good. Maybe I should get one of these crossdressing silicone breastplates.

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>>10281199

Blame all the flat chested girls who keep bringing the subject up.

The more you talk about how much you love your small boobs and how you think big boobs are disgusting, the more your insecurities show.

Imagine if this thread was full of small dicked guys who kept saying how they totally loved their tiny dicks and big dicks were gross anyway.

>> No.10281312

>>10281304
Men larping as busty women in this thread and/or just being gross and shitting on small boobed girls started it all. All of the actual non-fat biological females in this thread have acknowledged that they either don't mind smaller boobs, want theirs to be smaller or generally dislike problems with larger ones like unwanted male attention and issues fitting Japanese clothing.

(not flat chested but have DDs and wish they were smaller honestly and men who try to call those who don't want cow tits pedos are just being stupid or weirdly obsessed with pornstar and anime girl levels of unrealistically large boobs)

>> No.10281414

>>10281312
No woman with big breasts would ever refer to them as "cow tits." That's what jealous flatties say.

t. actual big breasts

>> No.10281426

>>10281414
You mean
>t. man who's obessed with cow tits

>> No.10281428

>>10281426
Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel a little better.

>> No.10281430

>>10281304
Having a small dick will never be on the level of having small boobs. Looking like a bimbo pornstar who is eager to be fucked by anybody is not a look many women want. If you hate your small boobs, you can go destroy you're body with implants and fat transfers. If you have a small dick, you have a small dick. You can accept it and live a happy life knowing that not all women are size queens like incels suggest or become a black pilled scrotes and be alone for the rest of your life. Small boobed women have no issues with men finding them attractive if they are looking to impress.

>> No.10281431

>>10281428
I'm not a costhot or a sex worker so having small boobs is not an issue. All i want is to fit into cute Japanese clothes and having big boobs is a no no. I only care what i think of my self and not what some scote thinks will get my non-existsnt pratreon more traction.

>> No.10281451

>>10281414
I and lots of girls on image boards have referred to our own breasts as cow tits; I specifically do it when referencing inconveniences caused by my boobs because they make my fucking back hurt and make it hard to fit into brand which I find annoying.

Only a man pretends that having a large chest is a perfect experience with no downsides. Most of us acknowledge that it's kind of a struggle and makes normal boob problems exponentially worse.

>> No.10281460

>>10281451
Sorry that you have low self esteem and hate your body, but most of us women with nice bodies don't feel that way.

>>10281431
Ah yes, the immense popularity of breast enhancement all over the world is because only pornstars and hookers get them. Not hundreds of thousands of everyday flat-chested women who are insecure. The things you tell yourselves...

>> No.10281466

>>10281460
I don't hate my body; I dislike legitimate back pain and being physically incapable of wearing some of the clothes I like without a breast reduction.

No one mentioned self esteem but you so you're either a fatty-chan clinging to the idea that your 40+ band size means you have "curves" or a scrote.

>> No.10281506

>>10281460
Interestingly, rates of breast reduction are going way up while rates of breast augmentation are only going up slightly.

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>No one mentioned self esteem but you so you're either a fatty-chan clinging to the idea that your 40+ band size means you have "curves" or a scrote.

I like that you assume everyone with big boobs has to be fat

COPE

>> No.10281567

>>10281564
do you have the reading comprehension of a 4th grader?

>> No.10281572

>>10281567
He does. Scotes are fucking insufferable and think woman only exist for their boners. He's really out here to defend women who get implants and have big boobs with their cleavage out, yet i'm sure he's calling them a roastie thot like every other scrote on the planet. If he likes pendulum tits, that's his problem, but of course, i don't think he thinks women past 30 are a thing.

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>>10281572
>i don't think he thinks women past 30 are a thing.

on the contrary I am a fan of "mommy" actresses

>> No.10283499

>>10276406
It's....it's like you didn't even read or understand what I was saying at all, are you just mad that I pointed out that weird larper? I don't have lard tits - obviously I'm one of the flat-chested people offended by the claim only pedos like flat chests

>> No.10283500

>>10280846
get outta here, dude.

>> No.10283502

>>10281011
>>10280874
is /r9k lurking and creeping here AGAIN? Go eat some carrots and run for 10 minutes you weird fucks

>> No.10283504

>>10281460
so, hundreds of thousands out of slightly over 3 billion......that's actually a really, really small percentage. Think about that for a moment.

>> No.10283520

>>10283504

Not that anon but, just to play doubles advocate, most of those 3 billion women dont have access to or are too poor to afford breast enlargement surgery.

>> No.10283547

>>10283520
>doubles advocate

anon...

>> No.10283745

>>10283500
>>10283502
>>10283504
Holy shit you are really mad about your small breasts

>> No.10283764

>>10283745
Holy shit you are really mad about your small dick

>> No.10285113

>>10275477
u wot mate, I was exchanging photos with my friends in 2006-7, ever heard of infrared and having to glue your phones together for minutes?

>> No.10285409

>>10275477
>undercover zoomer identified

>> No.10285579

>>10283499
no i just dont fucking care about your shitty tits no one fucking does stop being so insecure stop giving attention to the gay ass larpers you're just giving them what they want you dumb ass

>> No.10285884

Are we still alowed weeaboo horror stories? If not, can someone make it a con horror stories or would that upset the wine moms?

>> No.10285888

>>10261862
How about the fact that you don’t get sent to the principal’s office in college?

>> No.10287231

>>10285884
please come with it so we dont have to listen to these anorexic larpers talk about tits anymore its tiring

>> No.10287256

>>10287231
I'm not allowed to post images :(

>> No.10287312

>>10287256
why? mama told you not to?

give it to me man i am desperate

>> No.10287315

>>10287312
Range ban on image posting, if u make the thread ill post in it tho

>> No.10287318

>>10287315
radical dude watch me

>> No.10292735

>>10275484
Don't worry anon, these are all just flatty's ways of coping. All tits sag eventually, even small ones. And they look a fuck of a lot weirder when they do.

>> No.10292809

>>10275820
>ass is so much better
porn memed you into thinking that way ya coomer

>> No.10292823

>>10292809
Well, black people always liked it

>> No.10292837

>>10292823
Everyone knows cgl is mostly comprised of either white burgers or white eurofags so that doesn't really apply here

>> No.10292851

>>10292837
honestly I don't believe that, what I do think is that ya'll are the only ones who'd go out of your way to fill out a survey on an Anon board

>> No.10292864

>>10292823
So does that mean everyone else likes unshapely frumpy flat asses?

>> No.10293008

>>10292864
White people always did until recently

>> No.10293171

>>10292809
have sex

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I just wanted to say that whether you have tiny tits, mega milks or anything in between, all your breasts are beautiful.

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>>10293184

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>>10293185

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>>10293187

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>>10293189

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>>10293190

>> No.10293662

>>10293181
Thanks anon.

>> No.10293663

>>10293192
Classic

>> No.10295025

>>10281430
BASED

>> No.10295053

>>10293192
still by far my favorite horror story, especially because it's in this funny comic form

>> No.10297302

>>10263038
>Gotta take one for the team. I widen my stance a bit.
I really want this one to be true.

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>>10275122
OK this is way derailing from the original story (which was btw horrifying to read so let's hope it was fiction). But anyway, I have small boobs and I never got this "hurr durr prepubescent boy bodies" thing. If you can't differentiate body like said picture with a prepubescent boy body, you need glasses.

>> No.10297737

>>10281564
I think the boobs of the girl with the black top look better.

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>>10297736
This woman is not completely flat and has wipe hips that make her body look feminine. A lot of totally flat women, asians especially, have no hips and literally have the rectangle shape of a little boy.

>> No.10297753

>>10297743

This body still looks notably feminine. Women typically have different proportions than men and are curvier looking overall due to fat distribution and generally having wider/wider set hips than men even if they are "rectangular" in comparison to curvier women.

Asian women as your example of looking like a "boy" by being flat is a poor choice; most average sized Asian women's bodies look quite feminine despite lower body fat/extreme curves being less common.

Sure the "look like a little boy" body might exist but at best I'd sey super flat types look like tween girls, the same gender, just potentially younger since many people associate age with visible signs of sexual maturity.

But it's quite rare that any adult woman has a body unidentifiable as female due to being "flat"

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>>10297753
The amount of mental gymnastics you have to do to make yourself feel better is amazing.

Her body looks no different than a young boy or even a full grown man. Pic related has about as much feminine curve as she does.

Breasts and hips are what make a body look feminine and if you have neither one, you could pass for a male from the neck down. Sorry.

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>>10297743
That picture doesn't even look that different from the other picture I posted before, lol.

If you think that looks more like >>10297758 than >>10297736 you need to invest in a pair of glasses.

Small boobs still literally look like boobs. Stop being lazy and google before you type.

>> No.10297795

>>10297758

I'm a large breasted woman. I have nothing to defend/make up for. I just think your scrote logic is stupid and smaller "flat" women can still look feminine.

>> No.10298378 [DELETED] 

>>10297736
NO ONE CARES YOU INSECURE FAGGOT GO THE FUCK AWAY FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>> No.10298379 [DELETED] 

oh for fucks sake it started again

i genuinely hope for all of you to kill your selves and i will masturbate to that thought tonight

>> No.10298499

If a girl with thic thighs starts working out will her thighs get thinner?

>> No.10298506

>>10298499

Do you want them thinner?
If you are fat then yes
But bear in mind if you are building leg muscle they may get thiccer

>> No.10298671

>>10275613
ok nonce

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heres some nostalgia, /cgl/ used to have boob threads where tripfags would post their boobs

I am talking 10 years ago

>> No.10298712

>>10298678
Which trips were they?

>> No.10298770

>>10263058
Based and ODST pilled

>> No.10298771

>>10298712

who knows, they are all long gone and no one remembers them

>> No.10299023

aight you fucking tranny jannies stop deleting my comments off this shit so you can have lard cunts talk about their tits you shits

>> No.10299125

>>10298499
With cardio they should get smaller, yeah. But incorporating weights will build more muscle.

>> No.10299141

>>10299023
maybe you should follow the fucking rules, namefag.

>> No.10299151

>>10299125

If you do too much longer distance/endurace running thought you can end up building up thigh muscle. I once had a friend start jogging because she wanted smaller legs and she ended up getting more toned thoghs but also thicker thighs because of the quantity of running. Normal amounts of cardio probably wouldn't cause that though.

>> No.10299164

>>10298678
all those poorly-fitting bras yowch. I'm glad bra fitting advice has gotten more available in the past 10 years.

>> No.10300278

>>10299141
maybe i am you turbo faggot stop derailing a good thread with your insecurity

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>>10300278
>hurr durr i was following the rules
then why was your post deleted faggot?

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>> No.10300418

>>10261862
I know the one about the ariel cosplayer gets posted in the /fph/ threads on /fit/ a lot.
I feel like there can not be that many petite ariel cosplayers in wheelchairs and we would know exactly who this is by now.

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>>10261617

>> No.10302367

>>10300391
because the jannies are trannies newfag

why arent your posts deleted? they dont follow the rules do they? you insecure lard cunt

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>>10302367
>imagine being this asspained that your off topic post got deleted
cry harder

>> No.10302988

>>10302369
what?

>> No.10303367

>>10261624
>>10261862
>>10300418
Holy fuck, I think I know who this is. Once you wrote it all out, that she's a petite girl in a wheelchair that loves Ariel it all made sense. I've followed her for a while now on IG and I'm pretty sure this is her. Not sure if I should drop her IG handle on here, I don't want to be rude/mean and out her. To be fair though she does have 11k followers so she is well known. I don't know her personally though, but she seems super sweet and has a really sick doll collection.

>> No.10303437

>>10303367
just drop it the worst that could happen is her comments are flooded with fags discussing small or big tits

>> No.10303893

>>10303437
her name is anna, she goes by allthosedisneydolls on IG.

>> No.10303952

>>10303893
kek

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>>10303893
I messaged them on insta. They said it wasnt them.

>> No.10304302

What happened to ceeg? Is it because we got older? This board is practically dead

>> No.10304303

>>10304302

The mods appointed in 2014 killed the board
All the cosplayers were driven off and replaced with crossboarding lolitas from reddit who want a safe space

>> No.10304446

>>10304303
fun fact: the 'gl' in /cgl/ stands for 'gothic lolita'. Lolita is in the name of this board, it's been here all along.

>> No.10306924

how is this thread still alive

>> No.10307955

>>10304303
This board has always been Lolita fashion heavy. There’s always be lesser cosplay content.
I miss the cringe stories. I miss PT threads. Remember when some tripfag tried to be her friend?
I even miss that dumb tripfag who tried to earn clout by trolling cosplay.com
I miss it when convention horror threads always had good stories.
Damn ceeg

>> No.10308265

>>10261627
Yea idk about this.
Cool story but no way it’s true

>> No.10308268

Anyone has "72 horas"?

>> No.10308299

>>10307955
>This board has always been Lolita fashion heavy.
>always

oh? been here since 2007 have you?

>> No.10308300

>>10308299

Nayrt but lolita has always been around. The fashion is at least as old as the late 1980s early 90s and its again, IN THE BOARD NAME. Not crazy to think that lolitas weren't on a board for cosplay and GOTHIC LOLITA from the start.

>> No.10308320

>>10308300

As someone who was actually around back then, we had probably 1-2 lolita threads in the entire catalogue most of the time.

All the lolitas currently here are newfag crossboarders.

>> No.10308323

>>10308320

It's almost like things change over the years, huh?

There aren't many women active on the rest of 4chan though. New maybe, crossboarders, less likely.

>> No.10308341

>>10308320
>>10308320


Eh. I was around then. But you make it sound like the rest of the board was all cosplay. Actually half the board was PT, Ashley, Kota or some other dramaqueen threads. Like, just pages of vendetta and all you had to do was ask "what do you think of [innocent topic]" with a Nigri pic and the thread just takes off into drama hashing unrelated to topic. Plus dudes posting multiple wank threads that's more porn content than actual cosplay content.

I think there's actually more cosplay content now that the vendetta rule has come in the drama has been booted to lolcow (or 8ch or crystal or wherever now). Probably makes the lolita content more visible as well. In fact I think lolita content has been dwindling lately, we used to have anons keeping on top of posting the latest releases (now it's just a few brands plus AP bashing), multiple inspo threads, and the hair, makeup thread used to be different threads rather than one really slow thread.

>> No.10308563

>>10308341
I think the anon you were replying to is one of the people who misses wank threads, t. b. h.

>> No.10308571

>>10308299
>immaoldfaghurrdurr
Yea, I have.
Lolita sales/secrets/fashion/ita/comm threads/bodyline/dream dress
All
The
Time

>> No.10308574

>>10308563
Nope. Not me.

>>10308341
This is the most content I’ve ever seen. Too bad the board is dying.

>> No.10308662

>>10308563

That would make sense. Some of those were really persistent (one guy apparently was banned a couple of times and for some reason kept trying to push how porny a thread could get and not be deleted)


>>10308574

Look dude. I was even here when the mods asked the board to give a good reason why lolita and cosplay should be split. I already told them it's because the two have very different aims and should not be mixed together. So I'm with you.

But the mods already decided it will be one board because it moves slow.

So if you want the lolitas to leave, it's the mods you gotta convince. There's no point sperging all over every thread you can find. The lolitas come here because there's no other board for them to leave to.

>> No.10308936

>>10308662
Holy shit you have no reading comprehension. I never said anything about lolitas leaving.
I said there’s a lot of Lolita topics.

>> No.10308940

Do any tripfag still come here?

>> No.10309139

>>10308936

My bad, I thought you were the guy whining about lolitas all the time.

Like I said, it can't be helped if there's a lot of lolita stuff here. There's nowhere else for them to leave to.

>> No.10309874

Does anyone have the story about some girl accidentally walking into a front looking for a few yards of vinyl? I feel old.

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>>10309874
I got you

>> No.10310046

>>10309919
Thanks anon

>> No.10310057

>>10308940
I miss all the old tripfags. They were so hated at the time, but I think they were a huge part of the board culture. I think /cgl/ was one of the few boards were being a tripfag actually had some weight to it, since a lot of people saw them in real life.

I also think what I liked about old /cgl/ is that the con scene was so small and new back then, that everyone on the board went to the same conventions. Everyone knew everyone. So those vendetta threads, con threads, World Cosplay Summit threads, etc. just felt like one big group chat.

>> No.10311200

Does anyone remember when some gulls from the UK stormed someone's school before (cosplayer named Disempra IIRC) and left notes everywhere saying she was a fat cow and should throw herself off the roof?

>> No.10311466

I GOT SOME DRAMA.
of course Girlyhoot is involved. (she can only handle it so long before fucking up)

>Efame lolita who wants to be so edgy
>Got famous from taking a shit, and makes LACE
>attempts to make a documentary....
>Marries a guy she met online & uses him for money
>make him question his identity by being a crazy selfish bitch and driving him to a breaking point mentally
>Leave him for months on end for Tokyo, he cant reach her
>they become bi together? yay! they are all ok and support each other now kek
>fall apart in LA and move back to PA to "fix" everything

-now-
>cheats on husband with roommate
>roommate has diaper fetish, and Kate is ok with that.
>Wears a diaper in lolita to fuck him
>She openly admits to sleeping with him
>pretends her husband beat her and abused her to make herself look better
>left for Japan for Christmas with room mate, and ditched her husband.

>Husband just posted he was in LA and single
where she comments on his status even about it. stalker.
.
.
Girlyhoot you are such a piece of shit. please one day leave lolita fashion. you have mental problems, and need serious help

>> No.10311536

>>10311466
HOLY WOW BATMAN, JUUUST WOW.

Long live GirlyToot, I guess?

>> No.10311721

>>10311536
I saw this on lolcow too anon!

>> No.10311798

>>10311466
Well, at least she's learned how to be content with her bodily functions. I guess.

>> No.10311807

>>10275738
It's not even socially acceptable to point out that someone is fat wtf are you on about

>> No.10311822

>>10261627
Oh god I love this one.

>> No.10311824

>>10298499
Your overall proportions are going to stay similar unless you’re grossly overweight.

>> No.10313849

>>10298499
>>10299125


I'm a bit late but this is incorrect. Cardio will help you lose weight if you do not eat enough to compensate, which would deplete fat deposits throughout your body (not just your legs). However cardio and weights do both build muscle which would make your legs larger. If you want bigger legs, cardio is a nice start if you don't want to jump straight into weightlifting.

>> No.10319744

>>10261624
>20 now
>drinking at a five star bar

>> No.10319749

>>10311807
But it is to constantly recommend that they go on diet or that *all* their health problems are a result of them being fat

>> No.10319797

>>10261627
This one always gets me until the end lmao