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what do the cosplayer groups who go back to the hotel as planned do?

-current theme is "cosplayers drinking back at the hotel"

>> No.10296336
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could it be fire emblem or final fantasy?

>> No.10296355

>>10296335
What cosplayers planning to do return at hotel to drink?

>> No.10296364
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love drinking cosplayers

>> No.10296369

>>10296336
I think that's Persona

>> No.10296390

>>10296335
Drink
Rest feet, maybe eat a snack or meal to avoid costs downstars on shit
Recharge phone/device
Have a party
Change cosplay
Shower maybe depending on weather
Play games
Take a shit that isn't in a public bathroom
Smoke weed or something


Dunno I usually just recharge my phone, shit, and drink while resting my feet vs at a bar.

>> No.10296426

this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3frdcEm10y8

>> No.10296500

>>10296336
is this supposed to be a memeorino or are you incorrectly guessing who this character is?

It is indeed Makoto from Persona 5.

>> No.10298176

Smoke a bowl, tinder hookup or two, drink with my girlfriends, watch anime abridged series

>> No.10298191

>>10296390
This.
If I'm staying onsite and close enough to the con floor I'll usually run back to my room to have a drink of water and do a shot between panels, sometimes recruit people to come drink free booze with me.

>> No.10298207

Eat, shower, make sure cosplay for the next day is all set, watch TV/play games and sleep.

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What does going to a con room party feel like?

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>>10296335

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Rest feet. Drink. Repeat.

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>>10296335

>> No.10299533

>>10298647
that's a great way to bust a tooth, booby-chan...

>> No.10299875

>never attended a room party before
>make a new group of friends
>they invite me back to the room for a party
>finally, after all these years, it is time
>it just ends up being chilling out, shooting the shit, and playing vidya while drinking beers and occasionally taking shots
not sure if i'm happy or disappointed it ended up not being a fucking rager

>> No.10299883

>>10298176
>tinder hookup or two, drink with my girlfriends
Let me guess, are you a lesbian?
And are your girlfriends ok with that?

>> No.10299886

>>10299875
Were you expecting an orgy?

>> No.10299887

>>10299886
nah just more like what you'd go to back in college

>> No.10299973

>>10299875
It's a room with two giant beds in it and usually suitcases and cosplay supplies. It's not like there's much room. Usually the room parties I go to are just us hanging out and singing along to anime OPs and emo songs from 2006 until we get a noise complaint and then we just go to sleep.

>> No.10300028

Are room parties a good place to potentially get laid? That's my primary interest in attending one.

>> No.10300034

>>10298176
>tinder hookup or two
i can smell the herpes from here

>> No.10300036

>>10300034
>herpes
you must be over 18 to post here

>> No.10300041

>>10300036
i forgot hpv too. you know, the most common stds, both of which can't be tested for in everyday std tests so most people don't even know they have them? yeah, educate yourself pls

>> No.10300051

>>10300028
If you need to try to find places to specifically get laid, there isn't any hope for you regardless.

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>> No.10300064

>>10296335
- Put down bags
- Rip off wig
- Clean/scrub face
- Take off that cosplay part that's been hurting all day
- Rest/eat/charge phone (maybe)

Honestly I don't see how reasonable people would do anything else upon returning to the hotel.

>> No.10300074

>>10300041
>educate yourself pls
tumblrfag

>> No.10300089

>>10300074
>std ridden

>> No.10300482

>>10299883
I'm straight, I call my friends who are girls girlfriends. You might hear it if you talk to a woman sometime.
>>10300034
It's called a condom, they're not even a dollar a piece. I buy them and give them to the guy and I stay clean.
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Trojan-Magnum-XL-Large-Size-Lubricated-Condoms-12-Count/15529326

>> No.10300484

>>10300482
>I call my friends who are girls girlfriends
Are you 40? Literally no young woman does this

>> No.10300485

>>10300482
>It's called a condom, they're not even a dollar a piece

>Not knowing that condoms don't prevent herpes
Wow lmao. Please look this shit up. You can even get genital herpes from someone's mouth.

>> No.10300486

>>10300034
>>10300041
Virtually everyone has HSV1 which is herpes, even without having sex, HSV2 is fairly common too most all STD tests have dropped them off a basic scan due to like 8/10 people having it. Ever have a cold sore? OOPS you got HSV1 most likely


Please actually educate YOUR self.

>> No.10300487

>>10300484
Here comes r9k, come to tell us all about women
>>10300485
Oh, you mean the most common disease on the planet? Damn I need to reevaluate my life..

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>>10300482
>Magnum-XL-Large
You're a legend anon.

>> No.10300496

>>10300492
It's for my hookups not me, but I'll take the comment anyways. Guys think if they don't bring one they can just pull out so I keep some in my purse.

>> No.10300498

>>10300496
How do you know ahead of time what their dick size is

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>>10300496
>Guys think if they don't bring one they can just pull out
I wouldn't sleep with anybody who genuinely believed this. Too dangerous. Same with people who argue about using contraceptives for hookups.

Wouldn't you need to take around different sizes though? I thought it shouldn't be too loose or too tight since they might slip or break while one's wearing it. I do get it though, once you find a type of product you like it feels pointless to try around.

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>>10300498
She's highly selective and can smell the best Devito dick out from a crowd.

>> No.10300506

>>10300498
It's called "communication", ask. If you're hooking up then it's not rude to ask what they're bringing to the table. Or put it in your preferences in your tinder bio.
>>10300500
>I thought it shouldn't be too loose or too tight since they might slip or break while one's wearing it
I have standards, I carry the wide size for a reason. Magnums are wider, not longer, so if its going to slip off of you then you're not really my type
>>10300502
I watch for them to whip out the wad of hundreds

>> No.10300510

>>10300506
Wow ok. I've never hooked up before (went from one bf to second bf to marriage) so I didn't know it was kosher to just ask about dick.

>> No.10300516

>>10300510
Congrats on that, but I want to live a little before settling down. Nothing against what you have, just not for me yet. And yeah, if you're on tinder and it's clear where it's going, why wouldn't it be kosher to ask about the pickle?

>> No.10300517

>>10300516
Nothing against your lifestyle either, I'm just curious about it!

>> No.10300537

I touch up my makeup, fix a drink, shoot the shit friends, and mark off my convention bingo card.

>> No.10300564

Man my friends and I are tame. We're all dealing with that sweet sweet college life so we go back to the hotel room and do homework, study, play video games, or prep for the next day

>> No.10300573

>>10300516
>thinking any man will want to marry you after a decade or more of whoring around

>> No.10300586

is there any better catharsis than ripping off a wig and flinging it away in the privacy of your empty room? second to kicking off shoes like you're messi

>> No.10300588

>>10300573
>noooo you can't have sex you need to be a virgin like meeeee
Can it, scrote.

>> No.10300589

>>10300588
Having sex with people you're dating or in relationships with is ok. Random hookups, no. Good luck when your next bf asks how many men you've slept with.

>> No.10300591

>>10300589
>Good luck when your next bf asks how many men you've slept with
Smells like r9k and insecurity

>> No.10300593

>>10300591
t. someone who has obviously never been in a serious relationship

>> No.10300594

>>10300593
t. someone who stutters when they talk to women

>> No.10300625

>>10300594
stop taking the bait, he's enjoying it

>> No.10300733

>>10300589
>Good luck when your next bf asks how many men you've slept with.

Adults don't do this.

>> No.10300735

>>10300589
lol iunno about that.

But if you run a small circle, it's always awkward when the your current guy runs into your previous guys..

>> No.10300736

>>10300733
The only guys who don't ask are the ones who are sluts themselves, because they don't want you to ask back.

>> No.10300952

shut the fuck up and stop derailing the thread over incels and sluts i hate this board

>> No.10300958

My friends and I sometimes go to the room to play cards against humanity and drink, order food, etc. If we're in cosplay, we keep it a bit in character, for fun.

I don't like staying in the room for long besides that though, there's just too much to see around the con and the room is where I wanna go to have quiet once I'm worn out from weebing to hard.

>> No.10300962

>>10300736
False. I dated my last partner for 3+ years and never found out how many people he slept with, but I did know it was a low number just based on conversations we had while we were together. And I've never purposely disclosed the number to anyone I've dated after I got out of high school. No one has ever cared.

>> No.10300965

>>10300962
The guy that I just got out of a 2 year relationship was never bothered by my number either. We talked about it a little bit in passing and it never came up again.

>> No.10300968

>>10300962
>>10300965
>they were never bothered by the number of people you've fucked
of course they weren't because you're probably not dating repressed 4chan virgins who have mental issues

>> No.10301189

>>10300589
go back to /r9k/

>> No.10301216

I'm a big introvert so after spending an entire day with my friends I really need to relax in the hotel room (preferably alone) while they are out at night.

Just lay on the bed and watch YouTube or chat with my online friends.

>> No.10301237

>>10301216
This. I always room alone when possible because I need the time to decompress.

Also I get mad shits from hotel food and liquor. So its either that or using the bathroom in the lobby, which I've had to do before.

>> No.10301602

>>10300733
>>10300736
>>10300962
>>10300965

>According to an extremely limited and non representative sample of the average population, I conclude that only manwhores don't care about their female partners' body count.
>Well, actually no, because according to an extremely limited and non representative sample of the average population, I conclude that the average man doesn't care about my whoring around.

Just kill yourselves, whores and incels

>> No.10301606

>>10301602
As a man for myself, I don't really care
Heck, I would even start a relationship with a former pornstar or prostitute

>> No.10301610

>>10300588
Having meaning less sex makes you less likely to get married. You only have casual sex and no one gets married. Resulting in single moms and kids who don't know their siblings because of their parents sex lifes.
Luckily for me I have a whole family and my parents had common sense

>> No.10301656

>>10300537
>Convention bingo card
I can't believe I never heard about this before. Do you have a template?

>> No.10301785

>>10301610
>Having meaning less sex makes you less likely to get married
source: r9k

>> No.10301792

>>10296335
Change costumes/change into pajamas
Bathe
Rest feet and maybe have something to eat
Charge phone
Watch anime with friends if they decide they want to

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>>10296335

>> No.10303086
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>>10296335

>> No.10303202

>>10301610
It doesn't make you less likely to get married, only more likely to get divorced.

>> No.10303397

>>10300482

OK Trooner

>> No.10303417

>>10303202
Are you quoting that research from "american family research center for an american america" or something?

>> No.10303418

>>10303397
Women can buy condoms without necessarily being the one to use them, but I guess you wouldn't know much about that would you.

>> No.10303430

>>10300055
What the fuck?

>> No.10303484

>>10303079
>>10303086
Is that the same bathroom?

>> No.10303607

>>10296426
Thank you for this delightful and uneasy moment. I also liked part 2.

>> No.10309810

I'm looking a very specific photo. The cosplayers are doing Gyro and Johnny from JoJo's, anyone have it?

>> No.10309822

>>10303484
Probably same hotel chain

>> No.10309847

>>10296335
I drank did a bunch coke in the hotel room last time I went to a con

>> No.10309857

>>10300516
>I want to live a little before settling down.
settling down doesn't mean your life basically ends...

>> No.10309916

>>10309810
what are they doing?

>> No.10310026

>>10309916
If I remember correctly, they were drinking

>> No.10310037

>>10296335
Why do you all drink so much

>> No.10310120

>>10310037
Living is pain

>> No.10310131

>>10298647
>Shuten
Of course she drinks without a thought. Also given that her character always has some sake or something, that's pretty hot.

>> No.10310208

>>10298647
Looking at this is so horrifying oh my god

>> No.10310463

>>10299533
do you have any safe videos of booby-chan?

>> No.10310747
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Is selfposting allowed

>> No.10311131

>>10300968
Im not sure whos false flagging you all, I've know multiple guys who have passed on girls because theyve whored around. Why is it hard to believe someone who has self respect would want someone who isnt of lower SMV

>> No.10311165

>>10311131
>I've know multiple guys who have passed on girls because theyve whored around
Yeah, totally

>> No.10311170

>>10311165
>All men have no self control or standards and are horny all the time
Fuck off retard

>> No.10311176 [DELETED] 

>>10311170

The lewd cosplay thread just above this one pretty much proves their point at least in the context of the thirsty scrotes on this board desu

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>>10311170
>All men have no self control or standards and are horny all the time
We ARE horny all the time though, some of us just have self control and standards even when we're horny.

>> No.10311179

>>10300736
Guys with no options don't ask either.

>> No.10311188 [DELETED] 

>>10311179

That isn't true because incels have self admitted to having no options and still demand virgin tween girls as partners

>> No.10311189

>>10311188
Incels/virgins/low-attractive men aren't a hivemind. Obviously you've got the /r9k/ brand, but that's not where, say, virgin male feminists fall into.

>> No.10311209

>>10303417
Here's the most comprehensive article I could find regarding the most recent study I could find. Pretty much everything you'll read links to this article/study.
>https://ifstudies org/blog/counterintuitive-trends-in-the-link-between-premarital-sex-and-marital-stability
And here's a paper written by a professor who studies family dynamics. That's his whole job.
>http://atavisionary com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Premarital-Sex-Premarital-Cohabitation-and-the-Risk-of-Subsequent-Marital-Dissolution-Among-Women-teechman.pdf

There's probably a degree of bias here but there always is. I'm not going to dig all the way into who's funding what but it seems counterintuitive to come to the conclusion that more sexual partners would make for a more stable marriage or even lead to marriage in the first place. Two is apparently the killer number but if you're above 10 you may as well not even bother.

>> No.10311457

>>10310747
nice legs

>> No.10311589

>>10300516
Open relationships do exist anon

>> No.10311593

>>10311589
fuck off back to tumblr

>> No.10311595

>>10311593
ok frigid.

>> No.10311618

>>10311589
It's not a real relationship if it's open

>> No.10311621

>>10311131
>using the term SMV
>thinking they're not one of the repressed 4chan virgins being talked about

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polygamists begone

>> No.10311644

>>10300733
I did. And I dumped her a month later when she told me her body count was in the double digits.

>> No.10311648 [DELETED] 

>>10311644
Were any of them niggers?

>> No.10311649

>>10300516
have fun with your eventual divorce

>> No.10311651

>>10311648
I didn't ask, but most likely. I'm not a dicklet or very racist so that's not the part that bothers me.

>> No.10311656

>>10300733
men who have options do this all the time lmao
you're a side hoe

>> No.10311662

>>10300482
>hand guy an XL condom
>tell them it’s a regular sized one
D E V I L I S H

>> No.10311763

>>10310747
Hmmmm....
You are a girl, aren't you?

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>>10311763
girls don't exist

>> No.10311789

>>10311644
>"body count"

18 is technically an adult, but I meant people who were actually mature.

>> No.10311813

>>10310208
As a guy I agree.

>> No.10311818

>>10303086
>>10303079
Are there any pictures of cosplayers slitting their wrists and bleeding out in the tub? I feel like cosplay suicide is logical next step from drinking in cosplay.

>> No.10311977

>>10311787
>girls don't exist
wwwhhhhhhaaaaattttt?
but with what did I have sex with, when I paid hookers two times?
women?

>> No.10312224

>>10311818
Why not go all the way and blow your brains out?

>> No.10312275

>>10300952
>shut the fuck up and stop derailing the thread over incels and sluts i hate this board
Oh Im laffen

This board is a treat. Women really are the worst.

>> No.10312293

>>10312224
Well yeah maybe I guess. I mean do people usually do that in bathtubs? I'm mostly going off the inspiration of people laying in bathtubs like deadfish.

>> No.10312303

>>10300516
Don't act surprised when no one wants to "settle down" with a whore.

>> No.10312544

>>10300586
Bitch, yes.
Taking the pads, the waist trainer, the panty hose, contacts, and shoes all to be ugly in peace.

>> No.10312724

>>10300506
>thinks magnums are actually bigger.

This is why Trojan is a good company. They know dumb cunts and beta males looking for an ego boost would fall for this shit and spend more money just based on a name.

>> No.10312725

>>10300482
Pretty pathetic and desperate of you that you have to provide the condom.

>> No.10312771

>>10298176
You sound unbearable

>> No.10312968

>>10300484

I'm 32 and most of the women in my life do and have referred to each other as girlfriends since college. Maybe a regional or class thing?

>> No.10312972

>>10300733

I've never not had that conversation with a woman I'm seeing or interested in seeing. It's standard once you're out of college. What are you, 19?

>> No.10312978

>>10311131

Men definitely pass on women or take them less seriously as long term partners if they have a high bodycount, but I don't think I've ever met a guy with high SMV who would ever use the term SMV unironically, even on the internet.

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>> No.10313171

>>10312972
>It's standard once you're out of college.

As I've said before, that's actually when it stops being a thing. No one has asked me since I was 17 or 18 how many people I've slept with, and then it was usually just for stupid games of Truth or Dare or the like that we played as teenagers. I literally can't imagine anyone asking me that as someone who's 30. I'd probably just laugh in their face.

>> No.10313254

>>10313171
Usually, you don't need to ask as it's written on the face and in the body language.

>> No.10313337

>>10313254
Do tell. Does hair twirling mean she's slept with 15 men or 50? Asking for a friend.

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>>10298266
>this music is too loud
No such thing with proper equipment.

>> No.10313390

>>10313337
Bodycount = The amoun she says * 3 * her out of 10 rating

>> No.10313393

>>10312985
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/cgl/search/image/TXXz5j4uSIsj-QjKfQ45jA/

>> No.10313683

>>10313386
sauce on image? i love these types of cosplays but never see them anymore

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>>10313683
No a cosplay

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>>10313730
>that tangled rope

>> No.10313742

>>10311178
>Literally not horny 90% of the time
>Don't look at big tits or ass jiggling by on the street due to not giving a shit
>Turn down sex many times from partners and even interested strangers while out
I've got low self control when I do want it, but most of the time I'll tell someone to back off when I don't

>> No.10313762

Damn this thread is getting derailed by incels and future cool wine aunts fast.

>> No.10313779

>>10313734
>Can't recognize patterns

>> No.10313842

>>10312725
How? Different anon here, but being prepared is better than not having any. Also, he then has no excuse
>sorry I forgot my condom, guess we gotta go raw haha

>> No.10313877

>>10313842
It's bait. I'm sure he'd complain about girls never being the ones to provide condoms if she said otherwise.

>> No.10313931

>>10312725
Better to have it and not need it, etc.
I never carry a condom because 1. My wallet has enough shit in it already and 2. Nobody's ever going to spontaneously have sex with me anyway but on the one in a million chance it does happen, I'm not going to be prepared so it'd be nice if she was. She'd probably have one, anyway, because if she's agreeing to fuck me she's probably done it a time or twelve before.

>> No.10314097

>>10310747
what plush toy is that?
do you have a cock or not

>> No.10315803

If it's a multi-day con they'll mostly be busy setting up the wig for the next day and finishing or touching up some parts of their costume

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>>10296335
cosplayers smoking is cooler

>> No.10316024

>>10315934
>subhuman IQ-deficit smoker

>> No.10316091

>>10300594
You should think before typing something, not everyone has an easy time socializing

>> No.10316107

>>10316024
Still aesthetic

>> No.10316434

>>10300496
If I don't bring one, I'm telling her low-key I don't want sex ;^)

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>> No.10316851

>>10312724
No they are actually definitely bigger.
T. Some one who's new girlfriend noticed that his condom fit a bit too tight and suggested trying magnums

>> No.10316924

>>10316851
Magnums are slightly bigger than regular Trojan condoms, but they are not bigger than some other brands' regular sized condoms. They are also the same size at the base as regular Trojans. They just have a big more room farther up. And ultimately, condoms are supposed to be tight. That's the whole point.

Trojan Magnums make up for like 20% of the sales on the condom market in the US. 20% of Americans don't have dicks larger enough than average to warrant needing a bigger condom. It's a ploy to make yourself feel better about things, almost entirely psychological, but congrats on thinking you have a monster dong.

>> No.10317020

>>10316924
Can you not womansplain to me about choosing the correct condom sizes please. Trust me as someone who recently upgraded to magnum, not for ego reasons but as a suggestion from my girlfriend, that even that 1/4 of an inch diameter will make a huge difference. A condom is supposed to fit snug, not tight. If it is right, you are running the risk of breaking the condom (which I have done on numerous occasions) and it significantly decreases the amount of pleasure felt during sex.

https://www.verywellhealth.com/condom-size-chart-906776

>> No.10317049

>>10317020
Again, they are only .25 inches bigger than standard Trojan condoms, not all condoms. Magnum marketing strictly exists to boost the male ego, which yours seems to be ever so frail judging by how defensive you're getting.

Most condoms fit 99% of the population. You can stretch them over people's heads without fear of breakage. And yes, it is supposed to be tight. You also run the risk of breaking a condom if it's too loose, as the latex rubs against itself. And the decrease of pleasure is mostly psychological, but again, enjoy your big manly dick and paying more for condoms because you fell for a marketing meme.

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>>10317049
Listen here you femtist. I'm not sitting here trying to tell you how to fit your pathetic little tits into a bigger bra to get an ego boost as well no am I? Unless your clit is nearly half the size of what I'm packing, you best fuck off before I get you to suck me off.

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>>10317083
pls be real

>> No.10317102

>>10317098
Think I'm fake sugar tits? Post your body so I can at least pay tribute dispite you being an insufferable twat

>> No.10317107

>>10317102
lulz, I'm not the one you were talking to, don't be doing this behind your gf's back, not good my dood

>> No.10317108

>>10296335
hookers need to read up on nerd culture and make a killing at these places.

>> No.10317109

>>10317083
If this is really you, you need to go on a diet. Fat men are the bottom of the barrel.

>> No.10317144

>>10317098
What did i miss?

>> No.10317145

>>10317144
look at the archive, dude posted and above head shot of his face, belly and semi-erect cock, it was a big cock btw

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>>10317145
but why though?
Anyway does anyone else swap shoes or have some type of gel inserts when going to cons.
My brother does this and i was just curious to see if anyone else does this.

>> No.10317193

>>10317145
It's about average. It's also narrower at the tip, which is the opposite of what Magnum condoms are for, so that's hilarious.

>> No.10317505

>>10312968
>32 and unmarried
oh dear...

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>>10300506
Lol god damn magnum condoms!?

Looks like we got one of them Snicker Lickers yo!

Lol gross.

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>> No.10317567

>>10317169
i do with boots and other bulky kind of shoes, more if i know i will be walking up and down or long halls

>> No.10317574 [DELETED] 

>>10296335
If you're a member of the Canadian CGL discord server it seems that hotel rooms are for committing sexual assault and covering it up with the boys. Still waiting for the incel admins to release more information about the predator...

>> No.10317578

>>10300486
>>10300487
Virtually everyone has HSV1 on their MOUTHS which is not judged, but you can get GENITAL HSV1, aka the herpes everyone will judge you for, from someone else's mouth (oral sex). So yeah people should be aware that condoms won't prevent that unless you want to kill your sex life.

>> No.10317591

>>10317169
I wear my work boots specifically because I have fancy inserts in them. They also have toe caps so I don't need to worry about getting stepped on in crowded areas.

>> No.10317605

>>10317578
I refuse to kiss anyone who's ever had a cold sore. That shit's gross and I don't want to deal with it.

>> No.10317617

>>10317578
HSV1 is pretty hard to infect down below unless you are strangely unlucky because it's almost always HSV2. Shit even people with HSV2 may not even realize they have it and attribute it just an ingrown hair or some BS. There is a reason they dropped it from the standard STD test, it's just far too common and most people rarely get anything outside something seemingly being a cold sore.

>> No.10317678

>>10312224
that would ruin the cosplay though

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>>10311763
>girl
anon I...

>> No.10317681

>>10317083
hahhhahahahahahhahahahahaha holy shit lose some weight fatass

>> No.10317711

>>10317145
>it was a big cock btw
If you're a guy and that's big for you, I'm sorry you got dealt such a shit life, get good with your tongue. If you're a girl and that's big for you, dump his ass you can do so much better.

>> No.10317727

>>10317617
Genital HSV1 is becoming more common all the time. Please do some research. The reason it's been dropped from STD blood tests is because those tests can't tell you whether you have it orally or genitally.

Most people will not have sex with you if you tell them you have genital herpes, and if you don't tell them you have it and then they contract it from you, you can actually be sued. It happened to Usher lol.

>> No.10317728

>>10317727
>Most people will not have sex with you if you tell them you have genital herpes, and if you don't tell them you have it and then they contract it from you, you can actually be sued. It happened to Usher lol.

Not in california anon

>> No.10317736

>>10317727
HSV1 outbreaks can happen anywhere on the oral regions, as well as the genitals; though it's almost always located on the oral part of people. However, it's stupid unlikely for you to even know if it's HSV1 down there or an ingrown hair, needless to say it's quite rare for that to be the center for outbreaks with HSV1. Virtual everyone has HSV1 and can be picked up from virtually anywhere(even uncleaned silverware), trying to prove you got it from someone is damn near impossible and would be virtually laughed out of any court/virtually impossible to prove. "but usher" millonaires have lawyers willing to throw shit around besides pretty sure that case had proof of him with an out break during or some shit. HSV1, also may not outbreak for years, often, or even ever in the genitals it's so hard to mistake for an ingrown hair or something the like.

HSV2 on the other hand, is down under virtually always and very noticeable like you'll be wondering WTF is that pain when an outbreak happens. You'll generally have trouble pissing or shitting during an outbreak and wonder what the fuck is going on with a bunch of "acne" popping up all at once in a small area.

Either way HSV is quite hard to prove who and how you got it from someone since most the population has HSV1(even without sex) to begin with, HSV2 a fair bit less common/harder to get, but still out there a fair bit.

>if you don't tell them you have it and then they contract it from you, you can actually be sued
While this is definitely a possibility it's going to take a shit load of time, money, and a damn good lawyer to prove this. You'd basically need a before and after STD test and also prove that was the only person between those tests. Obviously if you know you have it: don't do shitty things, but eh you'd be surprised how many people never get outbreaks and have HSV1/2, or mistake it for some other BS.

>> No.10318049

>>10317727
1 Happens in the mouth and dick, but usually obscured by pubic hair. If you're noticing it through that and it's an painful ordeal, that's probably 2.

>> No.10318076

>>10300484
Yeah, they do. Anon stop being silly

>> No.10318170

>>10317617
Cold sores are often just misattributed dry skin anyway.

>> No.10318222

>>10318170
Exactly.

HSV1 is pretty easy to mistake and being so common it's not worth even discussing, seriously something like 8/10 people have it and if you could sexually active people it's probably greater than 9/10. It's seriously so common that it's worthless to even discuss unless you barely or never had sex. Cold sore is just an easy name for a thing everyone's got, it would be like pointing out people poop. Again, tons of people never get outbreaks outside the lips/oral region

HSV2 you pretty much know you got when it breaks out, but still it can be tricky. There are tons of people who don't get outbreaks in large numbers, years, or ever.

HSV 1 and 2 are tricky bastards because they aren't like the big player STD's where it's an OH SHIT I GOT SOMETHING. HSV can be sneaky and not pop up for a while

>> No.10318225

>>10318222
>Cold sore is just an easy name for a thing everyone's got

I don't have it and none of my friends get them. Don't ever want them. If someone didn't tell me beforehand (I do ask) that they got them and it caused me to contract it, I'd be pissed. So please stop saying "everyone" with this shit. Some of us do everything we can to not have our faces covered in gross sores.

>> No.10318239

>>10318225
you probably have it already but don't get the sores. it's literally 1 in 2 people who have it, stop trying to be unique.

>> No.10318246

>>10318225
>I don't have it and none of my friends get them. Don't ever want them.

You probably had it as a kid or a teenage and thought it was an acne bump, 8/10 people in the world have it so if you've ever kissed anyone(including your parents) you've had it. Then again you could be bubble boy....

I take it you didn't read my post where it is possible for it to rarely or never ever flare up. Additionally a "cold sore" can just be a bump around the chin, or nose that is going to be mistaken for something else. IDK what you think a cold sore is, but I hardly believe you and your friends don't have one.

> If someone didn't tell me beforehand (I do ask) that they got them and it caused me to contract it, I'd be pissed.
HSV1 can be gotten by a kiss, and is often contracted at childhood since it requires no sexual interaction to obtain. Sharing shit like food, drinks, silverware, etc can transmit it.

>Some of us do everything we can to not have our faces covered in gross sores.
I have HSV1 and the last time I had a cold sore was probably highschool, so like 10 years ago? HSV1 is so small during outbreaks that most people rarely get anything other than maybe a pimple. It really only gets ugly with people with weak immune systems.

HSV2 often requires open sores or shit like semen or vaginal fluids to transmit it, this is far more noticeable to most though can lay dormant for years. HSV2 sores are far more apparent and noticeable once they outbreak but again can lay dormant for a while.

tl;dr you probably have it but don't get outbreaks, that's not uncommon for most people. It's dropped off the STD testing because 1) so fucking common 2) unless you are really unlucky you don't get big outbreaks of lip acne

>> No.10318257

>>10318222
>Hey kid, want some HSV1? Everyones doing it, why not infect yourself too?

Do not encourage the spread of infectious incurable disease.

>> No.10318274

>>10318225
It doesn't show on everyone. Got it from my (longterm, I can assure no cheating) ex bf. Unfortunately not on my mouth but my cooch. Haven't had a break out since but hell I feel so ashemed to explain the situation to my new partners. He didn't have an idea he had it and his parents tried to prevent him from getting it.

>> No.10318374

>>10318239
I've tested negative for it, so I'm in the clean half, thanks.

>>10318246
My parents are both HSV-1 free and I don't share food or drink with anyone without asking if they have it. If they say yes or they don't know, I don't share. I also ask this before kissing someone. The last guy I went on a date with, he asked if he could kiss me before dropping me off, I asked if he ever got cold sores or had HSV-1, and he said he didn't know, so I told him that I wouldn't kiss him and that I couldn't date him.

Again, I've tested negative for it. I don't have it. I'm aware of how it's transmitted, and I go out of my way to avoid that shit.

>>10318274
Bleak. I'm sorry.

>> No.10318375

>>10318374
i get it, you're a fucking autist. i'm not sure what's worse, not dating someone at all because they may have HSV-1 (why not just tell them to get tested?) or you making up the story about having a date.

>> No.10318397

>>10318375
>why not just tell them to get tested?

Because people should know what STIs they have. Otherwise, they run the risk of unknowingly passing them around to others, and I don't want to date the kind of person that does this.

You can believe me or not. I'll enjoy being disease-free either way.

>> No.10318521

>>10318374
>so I told him that I wouldn't kiss him and that I couldn't date him.
Haha holy shit. You are going to die alone

>> No.10318583

>>10312978
Concepts can still exist even if people aren't aware of them.

>> No.10318588

>>10318397
>people should know
i'm glad your dating pool is so small. HSV1 isn't an STD and it's not classified as one anymore so they don't test for it unless your partner has signs of herpes. most people don't get STD tests cause they're not insane.

>> No.10318651

>>10318521
I'm sure I'll find someone, but if I don't, then I guess I'm out of luck. I'm not gonna compromise on this.

>>10318588
>most people don't get STD tests cause they're not insane.

Uh, what? People getting STI tests is a very normal thing. It's gross to not get yourself tested between partners. You could be passing on all kinds of shit.

HSV-1 and HSV-2 are included in standard STI testing here, but I guess that isn't the case everywhere. That's a shame.

>> No.10318666

>>itt: everyone has aids

>> No.10318698

>>10318651
nayrt but i've never heard of someone getting std tested (other than paps for hpv) unless they have symptoms or found out they were cheated on. is constant std testing a thing in some culture out there?

>> No.10318699

>>10318588
If it's a disease transmitted by sex, how is it NOT a std?

>> No.10318700

>>10300962
Once you get older it doesn't really matter desu. It would be a lot stranger if I dated someone whose never dated or had a romantic life ever. People have lived their entire lives before you got to know them. It doesn't start and end with me.

>> No.10318702

>living in a country where you can afford a regular STD test

I got HSV1 on my vag and that test alone cost me $500. Not even worth testing for, just order some valtrex online desu

>> No.10318706

>>10318698
Everyone I know gets STI tests done between every partner because we all care about our health. I don't know if I'd really refer to that as constant. It takes so little time, and it's so important.

>> No.10318709

>>10311131
>implying men care about anything other than looks
hot girls have men all over them no matter how openly slutty they are.

>> No.10318710

>>10311644
she told the truth? haha, what a dumbass. most women will just claim it was like 3.

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>>10316851
>>10317020
you're delusional

>> No.10318712

>>10318706
it would be constant for people who do casual hookups. it sounds like you and those people only do serious dating/relationships i guess.

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>>10318711
Just because you CAN put it on your foot does not make it comfortable. Most normal condoms are long. The reason you buy Magnums or Magnum XL's is because it's more comfortable for those with more girth.

>> No.10318722

>>10318712
I'm not someone who's interested in one night stands, that's true, but I have some friends who are more casual about it, and they still go between partners. As long as you aren't bringing home a new person every night, it generally still isn't that hard to get tested between each person.

>> No.10318838

>>10299887
Every party I went to in college was exactly like that.

>> No.10318853

>>10318222
You really underestimate the effect that having genital herpes has on a person. It pretty much kills their sex/dating life, makes them feel diseased/ashamed, etc

>aren't like the big player STD's
Herpes is one of the three incurable STDs (the other two being HIV and some strains of HPV). It's most definitely a "big player" compared to the STDs that simply go away with antibiotics.

>>10318397
I hope you realize that there's no way to test men for HPV, so there's a high probability you will catch that one if any guys you sleep with aren't virgins. Your obsession with STDs/STD testing is a little weird.

>> No.10318869

>>10318699
HSV1 isn't classed as an STD, just something that can be transmitted to the sex organs (like a yeast infection) just fucking look it up.

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>>10300055
I'm still chubbed a bit

>> No.10318975

>>10318853
There are ways to test men for HPV, but doctors don't encourage them unless the men are engaging in receiving anal sex because that's really the only way it can affect them. They can also be checked visually, and I'd hope that any guy who has any symptoms of HPV would go to the clinic to be checked.

There's always a chance for someone to get an STI; I understand that, but I also want to minimize my risk as much as possible. I've also gotten the HPV vaccine, so I am protected against 9 strains of it, and I would expect any partner to have done the same.

I don't have an obsession with STIs. I care about my health. I ask the people I'm interested in dating questions that would relate to my health. I'm not gonna lecture a grown man about why he should get his dick checked out. I'll just move on to find someone who feels the same.

>> No.10319109

>>10318975
>I don't have an obsession with STIs.
You really do though if you reject and shame men for having ORAL herpes which an estimated 80% of the population has. Yet you claim to live in some magical lala land where no one you know has ever had a cold sore. You have issues, sis.

>> No.10319153

>>10318711
Is the ring of the condom, it can be real tight sometimes

>> No.10319158 [DELETED] 

>>10319109
Reject? Yes. Shame? No. I don't call people gross to their face or anything. I just think it's unfortunate that so many people think so lightly of a lifelong disease that does cause disgusting sores.

I never said no one I know has HPV-1. I've met people in my life who have openly talked about having it. I'm sure I've met others who weren't open about it. But in my social circle, no one does, and we all want to keep it that way.

Also, the estimated amount is about 50%, not 80%. Normalizing spreading disease seems like way more of an issue than actively trying to avoid it.

>> No.10319161

>>10319109
Reject? Yes. Shame? No. I don't call people gross to their face or anything. I just think it's unfortunate that so many people think so lightly of a lifelong disease that does cause disgusting sores.

I never said no one I know has HSV-1. I've met people in my life who have openly talked about having it. I'm sure I've met others who weren't open about it. But in my social circle, no one does, and we all want to keep it that way.

Also, the estimated amount is about 50%, not 80%. Normalizing spreading disease seems like way more of an issue than actively trying to avoid it.

>> No.10319168

>>10319158
https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/herpes-hsv1-and-hsv2

Up to 80%. Unless you only have a tiny handful of friends, that's pretty impossible. You claiming that there's a whole group of ultra paranoid girls like yourself is hard to believe, unless you're all very young virgins (and going to stay that way because you'll reject ~80% of men).

>I don't call people gross to their face or anything.
You admitted to telling people you're rejecting them because of cold sores. Not only do they likely feel shamed but undoubtedly find you to be crazy and paranoid, which you are.

>> No.10319203

>>10319168
Your own source says 50% to 80%, so not a firm 80%, and I'm also not American, so those numbers don't exactly apply to me. My results come up as about 50% when I search (and I actually found similar numbers for US results as well, so once again, you're projecting much higher numbers than are often found).

I have a close group of about 6 women who are open with me about their sex lives. None of us are ultra paranoid. We just get tested between partners or if anything seems wrong. That isn't unreasonable, and you portraying it as such is what's so odd. We're also all around 30, so no, not young or virgins.

Not wanting to date someone because they could transfer an incurable disease to me isn't shaming them. I'm not subtle about it, but I also don't think that me prioritizing my own health is an issue.

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A good troll doesn't get people to argue with him, rather he gets people to argue with each other

>> No.10319275

>>10317574
What? When did this happen

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>>10317574
>me and the boys on our way to put Molson bottles up some weeb girls ass

>> No.10319296

>>10318698
I'm an American, and I get tested yearly for STD's if I'm sexually active. Not just smears, but blood panels down to mono test. Even though I do long-term relationships, people can cheat so I do it yearly.

>> No.10319627

>>10296335
pregame and try to go fuck a con goer.

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>> No.10319635

>>10311627
This, you con orgy faggots disgust me.

>> No.10319696

tfw you're in the top 10% of both penis length and girth but aren't attractive or charismatic enough for it to matter

>> No.10319703

>>10319696
that’s a damn shame anon.

>> No.10319713

>>10316924
>[Magnums] are also the same size at the base as regular Trojans.
you have literally never used a condom in your life

>> No.10319725

>>10317049
>You can stretch them over people's heads without fear of breakage
put a condom over your head and try to fuck something with it, see how long it takes to break. there's a huge difference between fitting, and fitting comfortably and being able to withstand the significant friction of sex. stretching a condom over your head or even your arm will lead to it breaking in very short order with any friction applied. not that pencildicks would know this, given that they've never broken a normal diameter condom through use.

>> No.10319731

>>10319635
Orgies are good. You’re just repressed

>> No.10319736

>>10319731
I'm not ugly nor desperate enough to enjoy a fat smelly weeb orgy.

>> No.10319798

>>10319629
If you're going to post this you may as well post the table picture.

>> No.10319812

>>10319203
>all 30 and unmarried
oh yeah that's a real good sign. yikes. no wonder no one wants to marry your group of crazies.

>> No.10319840

>>10319736
People who participate in orgies are the most visually attractive and pleasant-smelling people in the universe. You’re so jealous.

>> No.10319857

>>10312724
4mm bigger than average. Definitely not required by anyone, any regular condom will fit over your arm. It is nice to have less pressure however, and it is noticeable. However I implore people search up kimono brand condoms. Small, large or whatever. The thin wall is tremendously different.

>> No.10319869

>>10319798
Table Picture?

>> No.10320110

>>10319203
HSV1 is closer to 90 most likely, but it's so fucking common for all genders to have it that it isn't tested anymore. You can get it without sexual contact for HSV1, hsv2 ehhh bit harder without an open sore but possible.

It's so common and many people do not get outbreaks that often/large enough to where it is still a non issue. There are extreme cases of it where people are affected, but lots of the time HSV1 looks like a bump and goes away. HSV2 often is more noticable but completely possible to miss on some.

It's such a common and non issue thing it's been dropped from most screening due to it being so common and mostly harmless outside a sore or two from time to time.

>> No.10320147

>>10319731
I've always been curious but what's so fun about having sex with some random person you don't even know how are you even comfortable with that? Not to mention you have to go through all the trouble of making sure everyone is clean and not spreading anything. It just seems like too much to be worth it.

>> No.10320413

>>10319812
Love that at first I'm accused of being incredibly young, and now I'm apparently too old. Sorry I couldn't baby bear that age for you.

"Around 30" means that my friend group goes from 27-31. A couple of them are in long term relationships. None of us are married, and most people we know around our age aren't married. Thinking it's uncommon for people in their late 20s/early 30s to be unmarried is honestly ridiculous, and the only time I see large amounts of people getting hitched before their 30s is in small religious towns where there aren't any other options.

>>10320110
Picking an even higher number now without any proof? Great. Also, I've already stated that HSV-1 is standard on STI tests here, so stop spreading the myth that nowhere tests for it.

>> No.10320414

>>10320413
it's 80% estimated for people under 30, and only goes up with age because get this it is so common to obtain. Again, it's so common it's not worth testing for or worrying about unless you have aids.

It's standard on a full spectrum test for shit, but it's not on most checks because it's just that common. Full spectrum tests are rarely needed or done by most people, you aren't most people if you're unwilling to talk to anyone with HSV1 because you can get it without sexual intercourse.

>> No.10320560

>>10320414
Again, no, most studies I've found were around 50% for total population regardless of age.

When I go to my clinic and ask them for STI testing, I'm literally handed a form that lists what I'll be tested for, and HSV-1 and HSV-2 are included in that. It is default where I am. I'm not getting special screening, and this is what everyone who gets tested here will be tested for. It has nothing to do with my own desires to not get diseases.

>> No.10320573

>>10320413
Are you going to tell us where "here" is? I'd love to know where all this weird paranoid shit is considered normal

>> No.10320578

>>10320573
russia? her mental ward maybe? no sane country just has places where you say "STI testing" and then get a full panel. different STIs require different methods of testing. i think anon has never actually gotten any STI test and is just an incel roleplaying.

>> No.10320586

>>10320560
STI testings in virtually all forms do not include HSV1, maybe 2 but not HSV1. HSV1 is dropped as anything sexually transmitted because most people get it as children/teenage years

The WHO stopped even keeping track of it because +3 billion people have it, and it's such a fucking non issue to deal with except rare cases where people have serious fucking outbreaks or you actually have something like HIV/AIDS where the virus can fuck you.

American's have the lowest amount of an estimated 40-50% but again, everyone stopped testing for it because it's so meh that it's virtually not worth anyone's time worrying about. It's like keeping track of who had their tonsils remove vs just keep them, who the fuck cares outside the very small few adults who it could be an issue for.


>>10320578
I really doubt anon is doing anything but full specturm because HSV1 is so common and so unharmful to people, it's not worth screening for unless specifically request. Even then HSV1 tests have pretty fucking low accuracy levels due to how the virus goes dormant back and forth. Most people just realize they've gotten a cold sore at some point in their life and move on, anyone who has ever been sexually active or in a long term relationship knows this.

>> No.10320597

>>10320586
anon probably throws a tantrum until the clinic gives her a full panel test, which she gets once a month even though she's an autistic spinster.

>> No.10320598

>>10320573
Canada. And again, it's so funny to me that being concerned about my health is so polarizing to everyone here.

>>10320578
Pap smear + blood test takes care of all of them. It isn't that hard.

>>10320586
Not sure what to tell you other than here, the default is to test for it. If other places have stopped, I think that sucks, but I'm not gonna fight about what's standard where because my only experience is with the health care system here.

Actually, Googling gave me some insight that the UK has a way lower HSV-1 and HSV-2 rate than the US does on average.

>> No.10320604

>>10320598
>canada
>https://www.healthlinkbc.ca/medical-tests/hw264763

lying again i see. you have to have sores usually for them to do the blood test, lmao. also it's a huge problem in canada rn that people aren't getting tested for HSV1 and they are trying to push for it to be mandatory. retard.

>> No.10320605

>>10320598
HSV is estimated, WHO does not keep tabs on it outside estimations, which are years old at this point, due to how wide spread it is. Not to mention, when it goes dormant it is very hard to get an accurate reading due to where the shit lays low.

>Pap smear + blood test takes care of all of them. It isn't that hard.
Not sure who told you blood tests are the "takes care of them all" because no it doesn't; good number of the heavy hitters but not all. You need urethral swab test for that shit, and for HSV it needs to be around an outbreak where the thing is actually reproducing in large quantities in the blood.

>I'm not gonna fight about what's standard where because my only experience is with the health care system here
The standard screen is almost always Chlamydia, gonorrhea, HIV, syphilis, and hep. Shit that actually matters if untreated, or unknown to the person.

>> No.10320609

>>10320598
>https://smartsexresource.com/get-tested/tests-and-exams
Hmm...

>> No.10320611

>>10320605
why did anon pick canada? there are many people who live in canada on this board, you'd think if she wanted to lie she'd pick something more obscure.

>> No.10320616

>>10320611
Because she is most likely a virgin or something, the only people who actually care about HSV1 are people grossly uninformed on how benign HSV1 is to everyone. Yes I am sure googling HSV1 or oral herpes will give some good shock images but HSV1/2 is hard to detect unless an outbreak is happening.

Furthermore, most people who get HSV1-2 may have an outbreak once and then never again or once every few years where it's a single bump on the lip or zit like thing in pubic hair.

Guessing anon is thinking they are a cut above the "degens" but HSV1 is so laughable that it's not worth thinking it's an issue. Most people seriously get it from their family or friends by sharing food or crap, tons of people get it when they are kids due to how kids shove shit in their mouth or kisses from their parents/grandparents

>> No.10320625

Pretty sure HSV is undetectable unless during an outbreak which is why it's dropped from most common tests. Of course it would come back negative if the virus is dormant, there's nothing for the test to show.

>> No.10320628

>>10320598
Can any maplefags confirm that this girl is totally normal in canada and not a paranoid weirdo?

>> No.10320653

>>10320604
>>10320609
Both of your links mention doing blood tests for HSV, so I'm not sure what you were trying to prove.

>>10320605
It actually doesn't! You can test for antibodies in the blood. You've learned something new today. Congrats.

>>10320611
Because I'm from there.

>>10320616
Not a virgin. I know the symptoms and features of HSV-1 and HSV-2. I think it's gross. I don't want it. That's literally it. I know it isn't gonna kill me or anyone else, and that the only real concern is that it makes you more susceptible to HIV. I just think having sores on your mouth or genitals is disgusting. Imagine that!

>>10320628
>can anyone back me up because I'm mad some girl on the internet doesn't want a disease

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>>10320653
>Not a virgin.

>> No.10320660

>>10320653
>It actually doesn't! You can test for antibodies in the blood. You've learned something new today. Congrats.
Antibodies are only made when something is active, not dormant or not out-broken yet. Sometimes the virus will lay dormant for years.
>Tests for HSV are most often done only for sores in the genital area
>"Antibody tests are sometimes done but are not as accurate as a viral culture at finding the cause of a specific sore or ulcer. Antibody tests cannot always tell the difference between a current active herpes infection and a herpes infection that occurred in the past. Because antibodies take time to develop after the first infection, you may not have a positive antibody test if you have just recently been infected. Some blood tests can tell the difference between HSV-1 and HSV-2."
If the virus is dormant you're not going to produce them, nor are antibody tests very accurate. They admit this, how dumb are you.
>I know it isn't gonna kill me or anyone else, and that the only real concern is that it makes you more susceptible to HIV
The fuck are you on about now? Are you banging people with HIV now? Best not bang anyone not circumcised!

You don't know what the fuck you are talking about, and you're not even reading the sources for STI/STD testing that tell you how wrong you are.

>> No.10320666

>>10320653
>sources from canadian websites talk about how false negatives are common for blood test and HSV1 and 2
>even mentions it can't tell the difference between 1 or 2
>specifically states that antibody tests for HSV is inaccurate and has false negatives
>haha check mate anons!

>> No.10320673

Anon... Glad you care for your health and all, but you don’t need to do all those tests so often if you don’t have reason to need them. Physicians will let you have your way because it’s better to just give a nervous patient some piece of mind, but doing so many tests (especially unnecessary ones) does affect your health negatively.

>> No.10320678

>>10320616
Wait, so is she a virgin or a roastie (which I'm assuming is the current term for a woman who's gotten around)?

>> No.10320685

>>10320678
Not sure but acting like a virgin to what HSV1 is, because most people don't even know cold sores are herpes unless they just wonder wtf this thing on a test is. This plus the fact the anon is posting grossly wrong information about it and misunderstanding things is beyond be and sounds like a scared vigin about icky things.

HSV1 can do bad outbreaks to people, but seriously most people never get a test for it or care because a cold sore is whatever. Again, this has been stated over and over that you don't need sexual intercourse to contract HSV1. Testing for it is near useless since there is a good chance everyone already has it. If you have HSV2, which is a far more serious thing and you know "oh shit I have something bad", that you need to watch for.

If you don't feel comfortable with shit that is HSV1, fine but stop acting like it's the pleauge to have since it's super easy to obtain early in life.

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>>10317678
not always

>> No.10320912

>>10300482
>>10300486
So any way to avoid herpes ??
Does having a shower before sex help ??
Any tips ?

>> No.10320975

>>10320912
You must be 18 to use this site.
The answer is condoms.

>> No.10321052

>>10320975
>condoms
But other anon mentioned herpes transmission through oral
So any REAL tips ?

>> No.10321055

>>10321052
Oral condoms exist too.

>> No.10321059

>>10321055
>oral condoms
Wtf is this retarded shit ?

>> No.10321061

>>10321059
Some stds can be transmitted orally. Most people find it excessive and not worth it, but if you want to be extra safe...

>> No.10321070

>>10321052
HSV1 can be obtained from non sexual contact, aka sharing a drink, using a fountain after someone slobbered on it, using unstinting not washed right, grandma kissing you.

It's a cold sore, that's HSV1. For HSV2, condom and never fuck people with open sores.

>> No.10321088

>>10321070
Condom doesn't fully protect against HSV because the virus can shed from areas outside the genitals too, like the balls or anus. Condoms don't protect against HPV either. The honest answer is just don't sleep around with random people, that is the best protection.

>> No.10321090

>>10321052
This is pretty much unavoidable unless you use dental dams during oral. Because even if the person doesn't have a sore on their mouth their day, viral shedding is still happening and can be transmitted.

>> No.10321094

>>10321088
No I know, I was more or less pointing out you don't have to exchange semen or whatever fluids just to catch it. HSV1 specifically is so damn common it's obtainable without sex and just random encounters

>> No.10326272

Grandfather Nurgle is pleased...
Spread is pestilential gifts...

>> No.10326680

>>10317108
Have you been to Dragoncon lately? They already are. Some even sell sex for a room at the con.

>> No.10326681

>>10326680
What a time to be alive.

>> No.10326700

>>10326680
I need to get to Dragon Con room if the whores are that easy.

>> No.10326703 [DELETED] 

if girls are just going to have sex with a bunch of guys and then settle down, will that girl mind if I bought a bunch of prostitutes during that time she was sleeping around?
otherwise it is basically saying it has to be the case that she will have more partners than me.
how much do one of these con girls cost, anyway?

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>>10299875

This is how it is 99.9% of the time.

The whole thing with smoke strobelights and people dancing everywhere acting ridiculously over sexual is Hollywood bullshit.

At most, a couple ( that is already going out ) will have cosplay sex later in their own room once the party is over. The cosplay orgy where people just start randomly fucking in the middle of the room is again, Hollywood bullshit. I've never seen it in over 100 cons.

>> No.10326717

>>10300591

No being a hoe is pretty much universally despised by all men with two exceptions:

1. Fuckboys don't care because they were planning on a one night stand anyways.

2. Extreme SIMPs don't care because their self esteem is too low to have standards.

>> No.10326718

>>10300482
>It's called a condom, they're not even a dollar a piece.
I giggled and giggled at this XD

>> No.10326846

>>10326272
STD rates have been on the rise for the past 5 years.
https://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/newsroom/2019/2018-STD-surveillance-report-press-release.html

Wrap it up you degenerates. As for gay dudes and traps, taking PrEP is not a goddam cure all.

>> No.10327002

>>10326709
idk, homie. The Villas at Colossalcon can get freaking wild. Last year, a friend & I ended up on the stripper pole with strobe lights, fog machines, shit loads of vodka & weird stuff happening everywhere. People half-naked, twerking their life away with a private DJ going crazy. The whole 9 yards.

Right before a person cosplaying as a Minion tried to give have sex with me.

I'd argue I encounter something like this one in every four cons I go to. Granted, I go searching for it, have made good party friends at most cons I've been to & have a crew that craves that chaotic shit.

>>10326680
Wait, I can MAKE money doing this?

>> No.10327123

>>10327002
> Granted, I go searching for it

Well yeah, if you're a slut and actively seek it out you are going to find it. Any slightly attractive lady can and will be allowed into fuck parties.

But if you are just casually looking for people to hang out with, the chances of actually walking in on said fuck party is very slim.

>> No.10327166

God damn, this thread.

So much fucking fail. No wonder I haven't been to seagull land in a while.

Here's some quick answers from a 35yo that's been around:

- As anon mentioned; if you suck at pickup, you won't be much better at a con. That said, people who travel will want to 'be wild' and will do things they normally wouldn't. also, being in cosplay and at a con will give you common ground. If you can prevent yourself from spilling spaghetti and converse, you'll create comfort and attraction. Be confident but don't be a fucking spaz, and make moves, take chances. Some girls make it a point to get some, as long as the guy makes the minimum cut.

- Magnums exist for a reason. Source: above average. Took too long to find out. FML, the difference kids.

- HPV exists and is way too common. Asking for testing before a kiss makes you psycho. It's mostly transmitted during an outbreak anyway. The positives of sex out weighs the 'risk' of this STD.

- Having many partners in life gives you experience. My fiance has had many partners from tinder after her last long term. She now knows what she wants and so do I. We met on tinder. Then again, we like to go to sex clubs and fuck in front of people, we're fit and look hot. Will we end in divorce? who knows. Stats aren't everything. Intelligence and communication will lead to a good relationship, not stats or being a shitty shut in afraid of sex.

>> No.10327171

>>10327166
>- HPV exists and is way too common.
you mean HSV on this one anon?

>> No.10327174

>>10327171

Yeah, sorry. I mix the 2 up all the time.

>> No.10327176

>>10327166
The reason you have a good relationship is because you're both sluts and therefore don't judge each other. And I can respect that. It's the fuckboys who want to marry "good girls" when they're done being nasty that bother me

>> No.10327195

>>10327176
Kek, serves you right for being a cheap ho

>> No.10327197

>>10327195
...I'm the "good girl"

>> No.10327212

>>10327176
I know a guy who cheats in every relationship and he's always on the lookout for a nice and pure cosplay girl because he knows they'll never cheat on him

>> No.10327232

>>10327176
>It's the fuckboys who want to marry "good girls" when they're done being nasty that bother me
Many of them end up finding that "good girl" by taking advantage of a FOB foreign woman. Shit like that is prevalent in the tech sector where the forever alone techies snatch up almost every Asian woman they come across.

>> No.10327288

>>10327176

Oldfag again.

Thanks for attempting to justify your not so subtle knock, but it's a bit misguided.

Your fallacy is your failure to understand the human condition. You still throw around limited ideas and labels, like 'sluts'.

An intelligent person who wants a good relationship and partner will utilize all resources available. I've read a ton of relationship books. I've read the studies on human sexuality. I've also read "pickup" material. When you combine it all, you get a decent idea of human sexuality.

My partner has studied sexuality in uni, and she's also a feminist. She also has a healthy sex drive. Quite frankly I'd still be a single 'fuck boy' if I didn't decide she's too damn good and smart for me to pass on.

You NEED EXPERIENCE to know what's out there to decide on a good partner, and that they'll be a good match. This goes both ways.

Marrying your second partner or whatever is a gamble. Mostly a failing one, unless you're dumb and religious and fear sky creature wrath.

Men/women who judge women on multiple partners are dumb.

>> No.10327290

>>10312724
>>10319857
>>10300506
Magnums are just slightly bigger, SLIGHTLY.

The main difference is that the magnums are much less constricting because the material used gives more, making them feel much more loose.

Any guy can fit in a magnum, it's just that they feel more comfortable for bigger guys.


Also just more proof that women are incapable of judging the size of things, it's actually amazing.

>> No.10327293

>>10327288
This is the biggest pile of modern cuck shit I've ever read in my life.

>> No.10327294

>>10327293

ahahaha

Trust me, incelbro, I'm not with bullshit trends.

Do your own research. Experiment. Maybe you'll live a little and actually find a good woman before you die a sad lonely death.

Or you can, you know, keep using dumb 4chung memes like 'cuck'.

>> No.10327535
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how do i have sex with cosplay girls

>> No.10327538

>>10318711
A limb with 2 giant bones and the largest tendon in the body going through it as well as a relatively small amount of nerve endings is a good deal sturdier than a penis. not denying the existence of men that are either lying about their size or trying to fool girls into going bareback, but I can tell you from experience that having a rubber ring around your dick for an extended amount of time isn't a good feeling. There's a reason condoms come in different sizes.
That'd be like saying a dick can't be too big to be uncomfortable because a baby can fit through there.

>> No.10327548

>>10327535
You don't

Source: dude trust me

>> No.10327554

>>10327293
You remind me of one of the "I'm a good guy" kind of thing, but really does the most incel shit possible 24/7 following around thots. Then someone comes along who isn't an ass kisser and calls the shots but is like "WHOA THIS DOES NOT ALIGN WITH MY MISTRESS! BEGONE SCROTE KEK!".

Seriously, once you realize time is a thing and just how much no one cares long run, it's fine.

>> No.10327559

>>10327535
Cosplay as fujoshi thirst trap.

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>> No.10327670

>>10327294
>>10327554
Quite a lot of projection there champ, im happily married for almost 2.5 years now.

Maybe one day your "partner" will take a break from sucking another man's dick and you can ask for her hand.

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>>10327670
>ONLY 2.5 years
that's a real short amount of time compared to your planned trajectory I hope you realize

>> No.10327692

>>10327176
Also the sluts who want to marry a provider-boy.

Anyone regardless of gender who fucks around and then doesn't want to settle for someone unless they didn't fuck around is a gigantic hypocrite that the world would be better off without.

>> No.10327772

>>10327670
>>10327692
>>10327176

Ah 4chan.
So sheltered.
So predictable.

You guys are adorable.

Slut-shaming is a tool used by both sexes for different reasons. I'm not saying there aren't promiscuous people out there that will never have a proper marriage. I'm saying you can have a couple that's both had multiple partners and still have a great LTR without cheating. I think the required ingredient is a certain level of intelligence.

You can try and justify your boring life to me as much as you'd like. You can slut-shame as much as you want. It clearly shows you have no idea how human sexuality interplays with social created norms.

Protip: You are just living up to dumb expectations created by your society without educating yourself on the reality of things. If you're an open minded intelligent and sexual person, and you run into a similar person, you can have a wonderful LTR, since both parties will know communication is key. We've been together for years and still have crazy good sex. Gotta know how to keep it fresh.

To each their own.

>> No.10327824

>>10327772
Yes I'm sure your gender studies degree makes you 20 times more intelligent than everyone around you champ.

The fact that you have to take a bunch of """college""" classes to justify being a whore is just sad.

>> No.10327825

>>10327824

Clarification, dear chuckle fuck:

I am a man, and I did not take gender studies. My girl has taken sexuality courses in Uni. I'm self educated on the subject through a variety of studies and books. We've had a fantastic LTR, which has only gotten better with time, even though we've both had many multiple partners prior.

Your jelly is showing sweetie. Might want to tuck it away. :3

Keep throwing your slut-shaming around. It'll make you feel better about being a prude, I promise.

>> No.10327846

>>10327535
One cosplay girl I know lives close to a convention center (30min walk), I was booking at her place, she came to me NAKED asking for sex, I said no, she kicked me out! Fucking whore.

If you want to have sex, don't speak about sex, let the girl drink a lot of booze, talk about her sex life and boom! She's molten wax in your hands and wants your D. I managed to get pussy by saying to the girl she's the only person around here whom I would fuck.

>> No.10327862

>>10319629
still being an obnoxious chaser?

>> No.10327883

>>10300055
She's dressed like a fucking whore. Imagine how ashamed her dad is of her.

>> No.10327885

>>10300962
>>10300965
>>10300516

Legit question. Why are cosplayers so fucking slutty? What is it about dressing up as cartoon characters that attracts promiscuous girls?

>> No.10327886

>>10311170
I mean let's be honest we'll fuck just about any half decent looking girl regardless of her partner count if we can. That being said, we'll also avoid LTRs with more loose chicks unless we know for a fact it will never end in marriage. No one wants to marry the town bike.

>> No.10327887

>>10313171
>Lost her virginity before 17

Lol.

>> No.10327888

>>10327885
>Why are cosplayers so fucking slutty?
What "slutty" are you talking about? The fact people have sex "slutty", cosplay is just one way to get noticed. Like seriously who's going to notice random anon sitting in a corner with a bazinga shirt on?

>> No.10327930

>>10327888
>Like seriously who's going to notice random anon sitting in a corner with a bazinga shirt on?
A seasoned sexual predator. Here's a fucked up fact: People like that don't go after the confident sexy cosplayer or the body positive big girl. They go after the shy, quiet low self esteem attendee.