/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Iv been really sad lately because my dog died and my cancer is getting wose, and nobdy is donating to my go fund me. Like, dont u ppl have hearts??? I had one, until my ex bf stole it and made gross pasta bolonase wif it even tho im vegan. Gud job, makin me break up with u on the first date, dickhead DEVIN!!! (5.4 inch for reference)

I dont want ANY "con"-crit, but make sure compliment me or ill block your ugly ass. If you know anything bout me and my cancer treatment u shud know I need happy thots to get thru all of this bullshit...

Headbw: Innucnt worlds, hahaha, I liek wearing IW out of irony cuz im not inncnt at all desu
Jsk: Alys n da pirääts!! Best loli brand! I jst ordered sum more
Blouse: my dead dad's shirt, rip papi, vintage
Socks: Claire's
Shoes: lmao I dont need shoos, I nvr leave my house TwT
Clean room: GEE THANKS MOM, now I'll never find all my stuff, stay tf out bitch

I am not a conlita!! I just only get to wear it there. My mom won't let me otherwise. I wish people would stop asking to take my photo.
Socks: AP
everything else: off brand

this is my catgirl inspired lolita look!!! i lost my cat ears so i dont have them for the pic but hope u girls like it nya ;3

>>10139187
>>Socks: AP
>>everything else: off brand

I laughed so much harder than I had any right to. The comedic timing in my own head was perfect.

>>10139177
For a sec I thought one of the stickers was beans

>>10139177
>>Blouse: my dead dad's shirt, rip papi, vintage

Dammit! You guys got me twice now.

HELLO LOLI TAHS~~~ ^0^ I HOPE YOU GIRLIES STAY KOWAII~~

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>>10139191
so cuute nyaaa *glomps*
watashi lolita aishiteru <3 I hope to own loli sumdayy! I wanna look like hatsune miku san!! xD

downvote

Just ordered my first loli dress from the super awesome Nihon brand Milanoo!!! I'm gonna be so kawaii (that's Japanese for cute!) uguu :33 XDD

>>10139161
>it's all fun and games until some newfag posts your photo from here in an ita thread 5 months from now.

Hi luvlies!!! I wanted to make a cho-ord inspired by our lolita queen. Sorry for the peeking petty tee-hee :3 Concrit not welcome. Anti-oppressive comments only. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all!!!

>>10139240
yaaas queen slay!!!!!

>>10139240
sugoooiiiii

>tfw you got all salty over the truffles on RC and unfollowed

Can we post April Fools coords from other ppl?

>>10139191
Jesus christ her legs need some meat on them.

>>10139330
No they don’t, they look fine and like a good size for OTKs

downvote

>>10139330
Spot the fatty

>>10139331
>>10139333
I'm saying this as a recovering annachan. Her legs look like mine used to.

>>10139334
You’re projecting your mental illness onto others and it’s creepy. My legs look like hers and I’m not anorexic. Fuck off.

>>10139336
APRIL FOOLS!

>>10139337
Sure Jan. You were just “joking.” I swear this holiday gives people a free pass to act like a retard and then try and play it off as a joke

>>10139330
They're perfectly fine? Save your vendetta comments for a different thread you salty bitch.

>>10139187
tw: arguing
hey please don't wear angelic pretty im actually angelicprettykin and its very triggering for me when other people wear the brand because in my kinspace im the only one i already have to deal with all these racists in the shelter asking me why im wearing these clothes, ugh microaggressions, i just cant wait til the gofundme for my rent reaches 3000 so i can go on my disney japan trip bc its going to be so good for my ptsd

You guys!! I showed up to my first local comm meet up so exited and ready to have a good time but when I got there they told me what I was wearing isn’t lolita!! Can you believe the nerve of those people? Why do Lolita’s have to be such meanies and elitist to us newbies?! Why don’t they understand that I’m lolita at heart!!!! We can’t all be rich with our parents money you know! I even wore a bow!!! What more do they want from me!! IM LOLITA AT HEART!!! LOLITA AT HEART!!!!!!!!!!

>>10139277
Sure, go on, anon!

>>10139339
Damn b you sure are the april fool

>>10139387
tw: #p*sd #tr*ggered #o*ression

Excuse me, but myself as well as one of my headmates identifies as victimkin and this post is incredibly ableist of you. You do not get to a**ropriate the culture of victims to use as you see fit. People who do not identify as victims can not use the word tr*ggered and ESPECIALLY not r*pe.

>>10139389
Lolitas at heart are even MORE lolita than lifestylers, because they don't act so STUCK UP about it. Lolitas are supposed to be lovely, and most lolitas do NOT act lovely.

>>10139389
Ugh I knowww! I’m too ugly for lolita but I love looking at pretty girls wearing exotic dresses. When I asked a local comm if I could come to one of their meets in order to become closer to the beautiful women in gorgeous poofy costumes, I kind of already knew they were going to tell me no, but I couldn’t believe it when they told me no!!!
Elitist cunts.

>>10139427
Kek. Inb4 she comes to defend herself

OMG so I want post my first evar loli chord!!!!!!! but BIG DUMB USPS stole my DREAM DRESS UGH
~~~~story time~~~~
I went to milanno and searched all the pretty kowai loli dresses for the cutest sweetest most perfect one. I FOUND IT!1 it's really good! looks like my loli anime OC's dress!! and i think the lolis in my city will looooove it cus it looks like theres :D xD
i made sure to check my measures and its exactly my size, right to the centimeter. it will cover my shoulders and knees (real loli rules :P)
I had boughten it last week and IT'S STILL NOT HERE???? when my family sends things to me it takes four days! wth USPS???? do i ask for a refund for this loli folly?
hopefully I can find another dress like this one :'( i'm heartbroken. I even had the perfect sparkly ballet flats and a pink headbow from Claires! did anyone else know that claiers sells loli stuff?
milanoo's service and prices are really good, so anyone who likes japanese brand should buy from them and support them!!

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>>10139427
I only clicked on this thread because I knew it'd be the SECOND thread you obsessed illiterate freaks would bring this shit to.
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>>10139444
>act like a cow and sperg out for ages about the ~meany lolitas~ who won’t accept your lolita at heart bs
>get surprised when you become a laughing stock here

Really

>>10139444
..are you admitting that you were acting like that? because if you didn't think you were crying about elitism or bullies neither of those posts would apply to you...

>>10139446
>>10139447
They completed shat up the entire first half of >>0136704 with this weird telephone game they made up from >>10132640 . Also stemmed from >>10133514 . Read any of that and see who is sperging more. It's just creepy by now.

Fugma ass I meant >0136704
sage

>>10139452
Get over yourself. You acted like a retard and a bunch of people told you you were acting like a retard. You embarrassed yourself and tried to backtrack a ton after calling people cunts and then got upset when you were called a cunt. At this point you’re just dragging it out

>>10139441
>loli folly
Jesus take me

>>10139454
Just pretty funny how a stranger on an anonymous mongolian underwater basket weaving forum can have such a strong effect on someone that they construe their own sperg-outs as the other's words and drag it to two separate threads but lol ok. Exciting life I guess

>>10139456
>n-no u!!

You just keep embarrassing yourself more and more. Anons even predicted you’d be here to ree about it more >>10139428 here

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>>10139453
Whaddahail I don't usually quote threads, so idk why it isn't showing but its the good bodyline coord thread. Either way I won't stay to shit up this thread further, sorry everyloli

Hi guyz can you plez tell me where to buy angelic putty? My mum is in the hospital and i can use her credit card now >:3 fuck that bitch im starting the lolita laifu!!!

Konnichiwa minna-san! I wanted to share my bittersweet casual ero neko cord with you lovelies :3

Kawaii neko ears, neko collar, and ero neko tank top: Aliexpress
Pettycoat: TaoBao
Shoes: Walmart
Sweatshirt: Hot Topic! Because Hot Topic is perfectly loli! I don’t care about brand like all of you spoiled elitists!
Socks: Angelic Pretty

NO CONCRIT OR RIPCRIT or I’ll post on Facebook about how Cgl Livejournal is full of bullies!!

I am absolutely LIVID.
I am a nonbinary hyperfemme wh*te-passing transman of color (1/16th Cherokee on my mother's side), and as such, I felt that this community needed more queer representation. I decided to post a relatively simple coordinate on my local comm's fb page (I even made it VERY clear in the description that it was a CASUAL coord and for NO CONCRIT. I've been in this hobby long enough to know a thing or two sweaty.) And those TRUSCUM TERF B*TCHES had the nerve to tell me that crop tops don't belong in lolita and to wear clothing that completely covers my genitals and that exposing that much of my body would result in me getting kicked from the group and???? UM??? First of all, ALL BODIES ARE VALID. If a minor happens to see my male vulva? Um, fine??? This upcoming generation needs to be taught how to smash society's perceptions on what a male body should and shouldn't look like. I'm just so disgusted that it is literally 2019 and we still have so many literal BODY TERRORISTS literally acting like its okay for this sort of shit to happen.........I'm so hurt and devastated. Just thinking about it is making my hemorrhoids flare up (AND BEFORE YOU SHAME ME, YES I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS. I DON'T CARE IF THAT'S TMI.) I didn't even have the strength to stop by McDonald's today for second breakfast so I'm basically starving on top of all this stress..... The world is so fucked. :(

>>10139469
lol brand is way overrated just get from cons!

>>10139469
i think you can get angelic putty at home depot!! should be near the spackle

>>10139511
just rember my ruffbutt luvlies u cant spel SPARCKLE w/o SPACKLE

Jesus Christ what is this thread?

>>10139517
Think about it, retard.

>>10139517
Welcome newbie! *glomps*
This is /cgl/!! Or... ‘sea gull’!! Teehee! (get it?)
Its the best place online to talk about lolita fashion and everything else kawii from Japan! Feel free to take a seat and chat with all of us about our fav hobby- I made cookies! XD

>>10139516
I'm hyperventilating this is hilarious anon

Omg this whole thread I'm ded XD

>>10139521
GIMME COOKIES *grabs cookie and hides behind ruffley petti*

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NOMNOMNOM.

Hi luvlies! I just learned about lolita this weekend and I put together my first co-ord with the stuff I bought at the con. I like cats and sailors so I did a sailor themed cat co-ord! What do you think? I think i am super kawaeeee!

if anything this thread just shows how strangely hard it is to be ita on purpose. that or i just have no taste

OWO thANKS SO MUCH FOR MALING THIS TOMAto KIWAII THREAD!!!
I wanted to wear this OTT sweet classic loli chord to show you all my wardrobe!!! My fave styles are classic, sweet, and goth.
chorde rundown
- AP (yeah that’s right i own brand ;0; i’m a very skilled loli)
- forever 21 (i read about them in the jfash magazine l’arme)
- thrifted
- aliexpress
- thrifted
- bodyline (look more brand guys!)
- forever 21

>>10139578
mommy

>>10139161
Off topic but is that the voile rose petticoat you are wearing? How do you like it?

>>10139556
ok but i actually need that coat though

>>10139588
I didn’t want to say anything but I would also like a source on that cat coat

>>10139475
>>10139556
Online salt mode Oh god why do you even have those ears
>>10139578
*switches to sugar irl mode Omg you get to wear lolita to work?? YOU’RE SO LUCKY! I wish I had a job, period! No some jobs won’t hire me because of my lymphedema and others don’t understand agoraphobia

>>10139588
It came from Aliexpress, the store’s Merry Pretty. It’s not great quality.

Yikes. Some of you could really lose some weight.

>>10139609
Uhm, is there a reason you didn’t put a content warning on this edge?
Someone could have cut him/her/themselves.

>>10139640
>Someone could have cut him/her/themselves

I wish you would

>>10139641
Do you not understand this thread or are you just retarded?

omg this thread and I'm dyingggg jkhjshakjhdkjhk
but evidently not enough to keep me from making this post lmaop xd<div class="like-perk-cnt"><div style="text-align:right"><img alt="" width="32" height="32" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/temp/verified.png"></div></div>

>>10139642
Don’t worry, luvlee! That’s just Anon, our wittle pet troll ^w^
She keeps things interesting around here, but don’t let her get into the cookies! O.o;;

>>10139644
No!! >:C it’s in de cookies, what shwould we do mister?! Nya〜(ゝ。∂)

>>10139642
>asks if anon doesn’t understand the thread while not understanding what they’re posting is a joke

Ironic.

HI EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!111 >W <
This is my FIRST LOLI COSPLAY!!
I got EVERYTHING AT A COOOOOON!!! heheheh
I can't wait to wear it to church next week! XD
My mom is gonna be soooooooooooooo mad but Ill just write her name in my DEATHNOOOTE
Shhh dont tell anyone im prtty much misa misa-chan
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ANYWAY! I hope you lolis have a kawaii dayy!
((PS WAFFLEZ! XDD))

YOU ALL LOOK SO KAWAIEEEEEEEE!!!! <3 <3

>>10139585
It's a 7 layer Hybrid Poof Monster in voile. It's my daily petti, very nice, very comfy. I've tossed it in the washer a few times with no issues. Only problem I've had is that it's so heavy it can sag a little at the waist and peek under my skirt. I've been considering adding suspenders to help it stay up. I'd suggest removing a few cm from your waistline if you do order a monstrous one, to keep it snug around the waist.<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F430;</div>

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>>10139655
I am proud of you all claiming your postings. You are helping this CGL Journal become a hate free place.

>>10139679
How can I post?

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>>10139655
>I can't wait to wear it to church next week!

KEK

As midnight approaches in my timezone, I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who participated. Thanks for not leaving my dumb ass up on cgl by myself. I love you. Happy April Fools!<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F430;</div>

>>10139784
Thanks for starting the thread OP!
I'm the first anon that replied for reference. I regret not dumping a bunch of trash all over my floor, but I didn't have the patience to make a mess and clean it up afterwards. The chance to participate really got me excited. I've seen threads like this one fail in the past, attempting a general "ita roleplay thread". They sank without participation and no original content. But this thread, albeit short, was a lot of fun in the spirit of April Fools!

I hope we can repeat this another year!

>>10139485
This one got me

>>10139576
please tell me this was a joke or you're a cosplayer that doesn't know about lolita. all of these have really glaringly obvious errors

this thread is just proof that lolitas arent funny (especially the ones on cgl because they think theyre better than the ones that arent on cgl)

>>10139985
You’re just mad because you don’t think that itas’ absurd way of thinking is funny

>>10139240
I cried this is awesome!

>>10139485

A+

should become an official copy-pasta

>>10139985
Tbh I agree, a handful were funny though

>>10139177
>Happy thots

Kek

>>10139555
XD

>>10139578
Reading the tomato kawii nearly made be bust a brain cell.
Well done

>>10139240
Found out that she made up, "Kitty" to be an Ita to expose the hate that existed. Some friend of hers got suicidal or something and she got pissed off about it. So she made herself into a It a extreme to get info to make a documentary now.

>>10141631
I literally do not believe that.

>>10141631
You gonna go post about it in every single thread now and pretend it's not you, KK? Try harder

>>10141631
This sounds like complete bullshit. Didn’t she ragequit on FB

>>10141631
hurr durr i was just pretending to be retarded jokes on you!

>>10139947
Some of them are really bad, but others are still cohesive in the color scheme, which I figure may just be due to people not really buying colors that dont go with what they already own. Like, hell, whenever there's ita threads on this site these days its really hard to get something glaringly awful unless its an old picture because people are so much more educated on how to wear the style now.

>>10139389
this is my favorite one in the whole thread
it's good

>>10139715
Bro she faked it all to do a documentary.

>>10142262
If she did it's gonna be a really half assed doco, 3 weeks of flouncing out of rufflechat over and over doesn't qualify as either solid research or a deep dive of anything other than her own questionable social skills

>>10141724
Anyone see "her" FB page before it was deleted? "Make yourself a sacrifical cow to spill the milk and watch them drown."

>>10142279
Please stop before you embarass yourself any further. You're obviously KK trying to stir some shit up here, posting in all the threads.
First of all, no one would notice that. Second of all, no one would bring that up because why the fuck does it matter. Third of all, you've obviously never been on 4chan before because you don't know the "Anonymous" name is there automatically and you keep typing "Anon" into the name field.

>I noticed they call me a guy here but I don't wanna misgender myself so I'm just gonna say "her", no one will notice

Go away no one gives a fuck about you acting retarded on social media to make a dOcUmEnTaRy about AwFuL eLiTiSt LoLiTaS