/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

locate her current coordinates then r be ready to pee on her by removing penis from pants then go pee in one of her eyesocete your choice hope this helps thanx

>>10118695
This girl looks 12, anon. I hope you aren't allowed near middle schools.

lots of photoshop

>>10118695
she looks 12 years old. get help

>>10118701
>>10118703
She's almost 21 you seething hags

>>10118705
still, i don't understand why you feel attracted to someone who looks 12. i prefer women

Why the fuck can't you just let threads like this die, you bait loving fucks

>>10118708
Why do you think it's bait?

You don’t ‘get’ people like they’re fucking Pokémon or some shit. What the fuck is wrong with you

>>10118734
Which starter gf should I pick?
Tsuruko
Anzu
Kaddi

the fuck is with this influx of robots shitting up the board?
Kill yourself, not even 4chan wants you

>>10118739
Anzu, she's already weak from the bulimia, so it'll be really easy to control her with physical violence

that's my robot impression kek

>>10118695

>>10118695
buy her stuff. any time and everytime you see her at a convention. eventually you'll become her convention bf.

you gotta take it however you can.
so far i have 3 convention gfs. walk with them, hold hands, get something to eat, and generally spend fun times with them.

also helps if you work out. stay under 200 lbs.

>seagulls mad they'll never be as youthful and cute as her, start to spew their angry bitch venom
Every time

>>10118915
you wanna fuck a 12yo looking girl? is that what you wanna do? fuck a baby-lookin bitch??

>>10118915
Pretty sure they're guys

>>10118925
mte, this board is full of guys who want to be cute girls

>>10118915
Does it hurt to know that she would find any seagull a million times less repulsive than you neckbeards?

>>10118695
Send $250 per week to my paypal

>>10118939
Not much more expensive than a normal gf.
Are you cute and willing to cosplay in bed though?

>>10118923
She would be a perfect daughterwife

>>10118703
>>10118701
>>10118706
Have you ever seen an actual 12 year old?

>>10118695
I want one, too. How do I get one?

>>10119026
this, are most gulls that jelly and haggard that they think any girl who looks her age is a child

>>10119035
I’d never date a geriatric woman over the age of 29 nor would I date a fat woman. Only cute, young cosplay girls for me. Sorry old hags, you’re just going to miss out.

>>10118734
actually i met my wife by beating around in tall bushes and forcibly entrapping the first woman that i flushed out inside a small round chamber

>>10118702
this. she's got so much shoop that she must shit clone stamp tools by now

>>10118709
nayrt, but this board isn't for dating, go to /soc if you want that shit.
that's how we know it's bait.

Cute girls like her never date 30yo white hairy lardasses who live in their mommy's basement

Janitors must be taking the day off, jesus.

>>10119065
Hey, I have my own place

>>10119068
>nooo stop you're not allowed to talk about any cosplayer younger, cuter and prettier than me

>>10119075
I don't even cosplay dipshit. This whole thread is a mess.