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10074633 No.10074633[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Post feels here.

I'm stressing because I ordered a costume, started altering it, and THEN realized it was the wrong size. Now I can't return it to Amazon.

>> No.10074651

Don't feel too bad about scamming the richest company on Earth.

>> No.10074724

What did last one get nuked, wtf?

>> No.10074725

>>10074724
Yeah, even though it was relatively ok

>> No.10074741
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>>10074633
>Like cute frills and cosplay
>wasn't born a female

JUST

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>>10074741

>> No.10074747

>>10074743
too high test for transformation

>> No.10074750

>>10074633
I wish I knew what happened after this picture

Is she still alive? Did she meet someone nice? If she's passed, was she able to enjoy her remaining days?

>> No.10074769

Man I just really love cosplay

>> No.10074786

>>10074750
She lived, got a lung transplant

>> No.10074788

>>10074741
>>10074747
I'm sorry, anon.
It sucks, but you can try to enjoy it at least. You're stuck that way for the rest of your life, so why not use that to cosplay the manliest characters instead?

>> No.10074790

>>10074786
good to know

>> No.10074794

>>10074786
That's great, I hope she lives a long and full life

>> No.10074795
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>>10074788
but I don't like uniforms or chad bods. I like slim dresses and elegant femtires

>> No.10074802

>>10074795
Then stop being a whiny pissbaby and make yourself a pretty, slim, frilly dress that fits you.

>> No.10074803

>>10074795
I'm not saying you're wrong by liking that, but since you're alive anyway, might try to do a cosplay and look good at it.
Cosplay someone like Kenshiro or Jotaro

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>>10074802
That's like putting lipstick on a pig

>>10074803
I think men look better the less they wear. You right though, I'll just do the best I can and pray I'll meet a gf that likes cosplaying

>> No.10074817

>>10074741
Maybe you could cosplay Magical Girl Ore?

>> No.10074819

I was looking forward to buying kingdom hearts 3 at the end of the month, but i just got my book list for school and it's more expensive than it's ever been. I feel like if I don't get this game then I have to quit social media entirely until I do so I'm extremely stressed. I try to sell old cosplays or do commissions but no one's ever interested lately and I can't drive and have anxiety so I can't work and I'm just a mess.

>> No.10074822

>>10074819
don't, it's a shit game

>> No.10074823

>>10074819
I would suggest checking your school library to see if any of your books are there. You'd then be able to read them and even scan important sections (it's how I got through a lot of classes in college).

Would also check if it's possible to rent them.

Would also also try to sell off some of your old books to make some cash. You might already have 60 dollars (+ tax) worth of textbooks you won't use.

>> No.10074824

>>10074822
Not that anon, but KH basically set me on my path to weebness and I have to know how it ends.

I have to close this chapter of my life.

>> No.10074832

>>10074824
then just watch a yt story walkthrough m8, that game is a sin against vidya. we all only have limited hours in our lives and you want to spend it as best as you can

>> No.10074836

>>10074832
If I wanted to watch a movie, I would go to the movie theater.

>> No.10074838
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>>10074836
there isn't much difference between the two nowadays

>> No.10074841

>>10074823
Reselling books is a nightmare, too. These textbook companies have the nerve to charge like 100 dollars for a book, then make it obsolete the next year where no one even wants it. On top of that, there's 'online access codes' that are sometimes required and you can only get them new. It's just all around awful.

>> No.10074842

>>10074822
How can you say it's a shit game if it's not even out yet?

>> No.10074845

>>10074842
I follow development of all games I potentially want to buy. It tells alot about the game regarding the major aspects and to date I was never surprised, both unpleasantly or pleasantly

>> No.10074846

>>10074741
Being born a cute boy for cosplay is definitely fun
but i dont make any friends so you arent missing out on much

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tfw convinced my firend's sister to cosplay Peni Parker

>> No.10074866

>>10074845
That doesn't really answer the question, anon. What have you seen or what information do you have that leads you to suspect the game will be shit?

>> No.10074873 [DELETED] 

I REALLY WANT A GF

>> No.10074874 [DELETED] 

>>10074633
'till their dying breath, women are still whores

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>>10074741
>like rock n roll, 1980s tough guy stuff, and football
>wasn't born female
yeehaw

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10074929

Being a Bfless fat weeb all my life, decided to try and date. Find cute boy, kiss. He stopped talking to me. Find again comfort in food. Guess ill be the funny virgin fat friend all my life.

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>>10074929
I want to be your bf anonette

>> No.10074941

This ugly, chubby girl from uni has a boyfriend but keeps trying to flirt with me. She definitely wants it but she's some retarded faghag.

Do I just go for it, smack her around a bit for fun then never talk to her again?

>> No.10074953

>>10074941
yes that's what you do, they're called slam pigs for a reason

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I bring my kawaii paddle to tea and the next thot who disses the Hit or miss girl gets spanked.

>> No.10074960

Why can't I stop loving them?

>> No.10074963

>>10074941
You should be honest about how you feel about her and what you want

>> No.10074967

>>10074963
Okay this made me laugh.

Why?

>> No.10074969

Not sure if this belongs in the confession thread or feels thread, but here goes.
I’ve becomed obsessed with cosplaying characters I have a crush on and filming ameteur porn for the sole purpose of fapping to them later. It was fun at first but I’m constantly paranoid about my fiancée finding out, and I feel guilty about the time & effort I waste on it. But it’s so wtf I can’t even talk to a therapist about it. I feel like this point I should just burn all my cosplay, “props”, and recording equipment.

>> No.10074973

>>10074967
Because honesty is a fundamentally good thing. Using people with deception, especially for their bodies ,will only spread misery and unhappiness.

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>>10074973
haha imagine actually being this spooked ahahaha

>> No.10074981

>>10074929
>Guess ill be the funny virgin fat friend all my life.
Solve the fat problem and the virgin 'problem' will likely take care of itself.

>> No.10074983

Why can't I stop loving them?

>> No.10074993
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I have a boyfriend that absolutely loves that I wear lolita and has offered on several occasions to buy me brand. I am always apprehensive about letting people buy me shit so I usually decline, but I found one of my dream dresses in my preferred color and cut and am seriously tempted to ask him to buy it for me.

>> No.10074994

>>10074993
Guys usually love buying things for their girlfriend! It's gratifying for both ends, and knowing you appreciate their gifts makes them very happy.

>> No.10074999

>>10074994
Lol no.

>> No.10075000

>>10074993
you're gonna owe him anal after he does it

>> No.10075004

I give up trying to find someone o love lads I’m go to bed and sulk in my misery. Life sucks and I’m tired

>> No.10075020

>>10074977
Funny how something as simple as being honest with your intentions in this regard is laughed at. But God forbid a girl cheat on her man or use him for money.

>> No.10075025

All I want is a cute cosplay gf :'(
But the only people who are ever interested in me are sweaty gross men who think I owe them a conversation at cons just because they comment on all my instagram posts
Whyyyyyy don't gay girls like me

>> No.10075028

>>10075025
Because you're the female equivalent of those men you shit on.

>> No.10075032

>>10075028
I don't think so, or at least I hope not. I don't think there's anything wrong with having a crush on a girl who's a cosplayer though, especially since I rarely talk to her.

>> No.10075035

>>10075032
There's nothing wrong with it at all, provided she's also gay.

>> No.10075037

>>10074819
That won't do. Try these tips to bring down the cost. At the very least, I hope it can help you afford KH3.

>Always rent, never buy
>Check your school's library and your local libraries. For English reading books this is especially helpful because they'll likely have plenty of copies.
>If a class requires more than 1 book, stagger your purchases. Once the date you'll need it is getting closer, then buy it. It'll at the very least ease the hard hitting burden.
>Use slugbooks and bigwords.com. They're completely free (no sign-up either) websites that act as search engines for the most popular textbooks sites (such as chegg and amazon)
>Use bookscouter.com to sell old textbooks and lit books, it's another search engine but this time for the highest offers
>Download honey and/or wikibuy extensions to Google Chrome to automatically find the best active coupon code to save you money on your purchases
>Join your school's Facebook buy and sell textbook group
>If possible, go halves with a friend and make a schedule with them to borrow the book
>Visit your school's library to see if they have the textbook you need on reserve. You'll only have a couple of hours with it, but you can scan the pages you need. Sometimes it's cheaper to scan and print the whole book yourself. And if not, only scan the pages you need.
>Ebooks or pdfs are cheaper and sometimes even free with enough digging. It's worth a shot.
>Here's the best one: Ask your professor how far back in editions you can go. There usually isn't much difference between editions beside page numbers or an excerpt, but your professor will be able to tell you if that difference is minor, major, or possible at all. The prices between editions can be staggering. There was this astrology textbook I had to buy for class where the 3rd and newest edition was $80, but the 2nd was like $25 and the 1st was $1. My professor gave me permission to go all the way back to ed. 1 and I saved a buttload of money.

>> No.10075038

>>10074954
There's a whole lot to unpack with this post, but I'm here for it. Nice Kiristmas Tree

>> No.10075039

>>10075037
>There was this astrology textbook I had to buy for class
I have to ask. What the fuck are you studying?

>> No.10075040

>>10074969
>But it’s so wtf I can’t even talk to a therapist about it.
That's literally what you pay them for. Therapists deal with clients who eat their own poop, dude. Fucking talk to your therapist. They've spent millions of dollars and hours in school to be able to help you through shit like this

>> No.10075041

>>10074977
Somebody hurt you real bad, didn't they?

>> No.10075043

>>10075039
English. It was a general ed. course. You choose one class from a list of sciences and that happened to be one. Seemed cool and it was. Not something I'd forsee myself seriously pursuing but it's simple fun knowledge to have

>> No.10075048

>>10075035
She's bi, which is great! But we've talked about people we've dated, and she's only ever dated butch girls, and I'm very femme :( And she's not given any indication she's interested in me, so I'm not going to pursue it.

The last line of my first post was kind of a separate rant in its own, sigh. Girls never like me, only guys, which sucks, because I like who I am.

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>>10075048
>:(
>femme
>sigh

Maybe this is why no one likes you, you faggot.

>> No.10075059

>>10075048
Fellow femme here, don't get discouraged anon, your gf is out there, in my experience it's a bit harder to find femmes who are into femmes but it will be worth it! Also I feel you, usually the only people who clearly display an interest in me are guys sob

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Men are attracted to women and women are attracted to men. Who would have fucking thought?

>> No.10075070

>>10075025
It’s okay anon. I feel the same way. I must give off straight vibes. It’s only weird men that want to talk to me when I want qt girls.

>> No.10075077

>>10074929
My nigga go on Feabie, there's so many thirsty chubby chasers you'll get the dick within a week

>> No.10075080

>>10075037
The reason why these books were more expensive than any of my other ones have been, is because they have access codes which are pretty hard to get 'used' but not activated. There's not a lot of negotiation with stuff like that. They're literally holding the homework hostage.

>> No.10075082

I've had three horrible days filled with anxiety and stress. Finally, yesterday I went out to dinner with bf and friends. I figured a little social interaction would help me. But since we arrived last because of my bf, I had to take a sit at the edge of the table- I don't know how to explain but basically the only person near me was my bf. I thought that was still okay but then my bf started talking about videogames with the friend next to him and he kept talking and ignoring me for like 40 mins straight. I would have liked to join the conversation but I knew zero about it and they were talking all technical stuff... When my bf noticed I was angry at him for basically making me dine by myself I browsed cgl all the time... Could have stayed at home lol) he apologised but honestly the night out was totally ruined for me.

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>>10075004
Please, don’t (I mean don’t give up, not sleeping, have a nice rest actually). Gf is out there, you will totally get someone to love and appreciate you.

>> No.10075100

>>10075085
Thank you anon oddly enough I had a pretty good sleep it was comfy. I want to give up so bad I don’t want to date anymore it’s pointless

>> No.10075140

>>10074819
Pirate what you can. The textbook industry is a generation wide scam (college is too, to an extent). I didn't pay for a single textbook in college, even if they require a "new" edition, those are usually the fucking same book with chapters rearranged so just find a conversion. Match classes may be an issue if there's assigned work from the textbooks, but for those I just went to the campus library and photocopied sheets.

>> No.10075144

>>10075140
(Nayrt) were you able to find all textbooks online? Man studying in English must be a dream

>> No.10075286

>>10074977
based Stirner haha poster

>> No.10075299

>>10074741
I'm of the idea that you don't need to transform completely. Wear sweaters that fit you well but are pink and full of ribbons , who cares? I know it's not that easy, and facing society when you dare to be outside it's rules is no small deal, but maybe it's worth it. You're fucked for cosplay, of course, but you can always just be a big, manly dude that happens to like wearing cute shit, right?

I'd be your friend, not-cute anon.

>> No.10075315

>>10075043
You mean astronomy right? No one in their right mind would class astrology as a science.

>> No.10075334

>>10075100
Why, what happened, anon?

>> No.10075356

>>10075334
I'm not very good at picking the right partners for dates so, I get hit with serial ghosters or just people I'm not down with

>> No.10075357
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Canada air lost my luggage and it had some of my dresses in it, my usakumya pochet and a bunch of accessories and shoes. I filed a report and everything and all I can do now it wait until they find it or accept that it's lost forever and I will get no real compensation.

>> No.10075358

>>10075356
Tell the blue board all

>> No.10075359

>>10075358
It's nothing I should be complaining about anon, really. This maybe a feels thread but its not cosplay. I'm just a sad lonely anon

>> No.10075375

>>10075357
Oh no! I know it's very scary but from my understanding, lost luggage is usually found within a few days so don't lose hope. I hope you get your stuff back safely very soon!

>> No.10075396

>>10075375
Thanks anon, it's only been one day since it's been missing but it feels like an eternity to me. I still have hope I'm just a very anxious person.

>> No.10075403

>>10075357
Hey anon, I forgot my nintendo switch on a plane last year and I thought it was lost for good. Either snagged by someone or taken home by an attendant. But I filed a report for it and they arranged it for pickup at the airport a week later!

>> No.10075412

>>10075357
Hey stay hopeful! A family member came to visit over thanksgiving and had her luggage lost on the way here AND on the way back and they found it both times! I hope you get it soon <3

>> No.10075428

>>10074954
Anyone who likes that girl should be castrated. She herself did nothing wrong, but her fans are fucking garbage and she clearly doesn't like them.

>> No.10075431 [DELETED] 

>>10075357
Stop being so entitled

>> No.10075435

>>10075431
How is that being entitled. I would be upset if that was me. That's money down the toilet.

>> No.10075436

>>10075431
having luggage lost isn't the most pressing issue in the world, but i'm pretty sure people are entitled to their own things.

>> No.10075472

Here's an easy one:
>meet a guy online
>we get on, talking for about 7 months
>says he wants to go to a con with me
>agree
>book the hotel and tickets, told him to pay me in advance
>he does
>ffw 3 months after con
>wants to go to the next con with me
>known him for best part of a year now
>trust him enough
>says he's having money issues
>that's cool, I'll pay for the hotel room and you can pay me back when you get the cash
>he agrees
>book the hotel, buy his tickets
>tells me he's going with someone else and blocks all contact

H-Haha.

>> No.10075519

>tfw my pusheen box got hit with 15€ customs

I just unsubcribed. That's half the price of the whole box. It's cheaper to wait for the things I want to pop up on ebay anyway.

>> No.10075529

>>10075519
>order two €23 plushies from Switzerland
>free shipping
>get smacked with 10 eurobucks in VAT and 13 eurobucks in customs fees
I know the feel.

>> No.10075549

>>10075080
Oh, that's rough. I've yet to find a trick that gets around that one. It's fucking criminal imo. The access code should be included in the course fee

>> No.10075550

>>10075315
Oh I didn't even catch that typo! You're absolutely right, I meant astronomy. No more posting at 1am

>> No.10075557

>>10075082
You should've spoken up. I understand that feeling you're having because I've been in your shoes many times before, but don't blame others for not taking notice of your emotions - your boyfriend and friends included. No one is a mind reader. You can't bank your emotions all or nothing on social events like this without putting the effort in to make it a good time. It's like you're sitting with your palms open waiting for the silver spoon to be put into your hands. You have to take charge of that yourself. The reason I suspect you didn't is because you were already feeling down and these bad feelings / let down expectations gave you an opportunity to withdraw back into that murky place. Don't throw yourself a pity party, plan another occasion and really make an effort. You deserve to have a good time too.

>> No.10075560

>>10075472
Are you able to cancel the tickets or get a refund?

>> No.10075571

>>10075560
No to both, sadly.

>> No.10075573
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I love Mary Magdalene but I think I’m too tall for it. When I see how well Fanny Rosie and Petit Piaf fit into MM, with the waists at the right place and the skirts below the knee, it makes me want to sell my whole wardrobe. And at 167 cm I don’t even get the pleasure of actually being tall.

>> No.10075579

I'm having the worst experience with a seller on LM. I feel bad leaving negative feedback because I understand delays due to the holidays, but I had bought it before christmas, hopefully to get it by the time we had our christmas meet in our comm, but the meet came and went, and christmas came and went, and new years came and went, and I messaged her asking if she had a tracking number or something? And she said she hadn't even sent it because of the holidays. I wouldn't have minded if she had told me, but I had to reach out to her to get the information. I'm just super frustrated

>> No.10075581

>>10075571
>>10075472
Anon are you okay? That sounds soul crushing

>> No.10075588

Guys I got ghosted again, what am I gonna do all I want is to cosplay with my friends and maybe a partner

>> No.10075603

>>10075581
Nope. Absolutely devastated. It’s putting me off even going at all but I’ve already spent a stupid amount of money that I’d be stupid not to. If I see him if I do go I’ll probably cry, though.

>> No.10075608

>>10075588
You have a good cry, take a long warm bath, sleep for a bit, then try again

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>can't get my license after multiple attempts
>one side of my hairline is receding at an alarming rate
>fuck up a friendship by admitting my feelings, get rejected
>no cash for anything, let alone cosplay
>everyone else in my life has already moved on to better opportunities while i'm stuck at home
>months of isolation has rendered my personality dead

It's hard to motivate myself anymore when it feels like I have nothing to look forward to. Being stuck at home is agonizing.

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>>10075573
Sapphira is 5’8” (174 cm) and she looks great in MM. you’re probably fine, anon.

>> No.10075624

>>10075603
Which con is it? Depending on the con, you might be able to find people looking for a room. Check their forums or social media to see where people are posting.

>> No.10075722

>>10075603
I am crying for you anon

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>>10075603
My rage is inconceivable and my faith in humanity lowers every day

>> No.10075727

>>10075603
Have you asked anyone else if they'd like to go with you?

>> No.10075734

>>10075603
Organize a gull hit squad

>> No.10075735

I've been together with my boyfriend for two years now and I'm really good friends with his friends.
But lately I've started to feel like one of his friends might really like me. He gives me stuffed animals he wins at crain games and he'll always show me memes I've already seen. I'm not interested in him in the slightest and I've told my bf about it but he told me that's ita in my head. He's probably right and maybe I'm looking too much into this

>> No.10075740

>>10075735
I mean, the friend in question probably does like you, but it doesn't matter. Friend isn't being too weird or creepy, so unless it moves into weird/creepy territory I would just forget about it.

>> No.10075741

>>10074633
I'm a filthy NEET who never, neeevveer everr leaves the house. I feel bad about it.

>> No.10075744

>>10075735
Does this friend have much interaction with girls other than those his friends are dating?

>> No.10075746

>>10075744
To be honest I don't think so

>> No.10075750

>>10075746
As someone in a similar position who sometimes worries about giving friends' girlfriends this exact impression, it may be that he's just more comfortable with you because neither of you view the other as a potential romantic/sexual interest.

>> No.10075751

>>10075750
Ohhhh! That makes much more sense
Thank you!

>> No.10075759

>>10074747
You know you can nuke test completely right? What's stopping you closet tranny anon?

>> No.10075776

>>10075579
Nah, that deserves negative feedback. The holidays doesn’t make it impossible to set aside 5 minutes to send a message to a buyer. If you’re determined to get the piece, then wait until she ships it and it arrives before hitting her with the negative feedback.

>> No.10075778

>>10075609
Why can’t you get your license?

>> No.10075779

>>10075741
Then leave the house if you feel so bad about it.

>> No.10075781

My skin is finally clearing up. The past year and a half has been hell for me. Tried everything, diet changes, topicals, antibiotics, Korean skincare, literally you name it I tried it (besides Accutane). I feel like a new person. I've barely worn lolita due to my terrible acne, and barely left the house, so I'm hoping to change that.

Also got a mild addiction to xanax and I'm tapering off and feeling so much better. Seriously don't fuck with benzos kiddos. I somehow developed a physical dependency only taking 0.25 mg daily for about a month (was getting shakes and shit upon comedown). I'm glad I realized the issue and started slowly tapering (wish I had valium to taper down with because dividing pills into 6-8 tinier chunks isn't fun).

>> No.10075782

>>10075779
NAYRT but agoraphobia doesn't work that way

>> No.10075784

First time I've been on a date in ages and I've got two stupid spots on my cheek, and I rarely get spots.

Also, should I get this dress that I really want that comes up really rarely, only problem is that it doesn't fit my wardrobe at all.

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>>10075037
i wish i could give you a hug, anon. thank you

>> No.10075791

feels bad that cosmates is no longer operating. Anyone know what happened?

>> No.10075797
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26/M here. Am I too old for cosplay? I only recently came out of my shell and have gotten into really good shape, but I feel it's too late for me to go to conventions. I went to a convention recently to enjoy myself again after a really rough depression, but seeing all of these people that are way younger than me felt really awful. I'm not a bad looking guy, and I know everyone I know in their thirties tells me I'm still young, but I don't know. Am I just stuck in my head?

>> No.10075804

>>10075797
Stuck in your head, I am 25 and I plan on making/dressing up, till I drop. There are a lot of people who are much older still at cons, just have fun

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>>10075804
Ty senpai. I don't mean to sound weird. I just don't really know how to have fun at these things. I have also been approached by girls as well, but I never know how to react. I was never a convention and party guy when I was younger, and went through a rough break up about 10 months ago with my gf of almost 6 years that prompted me to get into shape. I got approached at the last con I was at because this girl liked my shirt, and she seemed really into me after I awkwardly spoke with her but I panicked and bolted because I don't know how to respond to attention like that. I'm doing the best I can but FML I'm so scared of embarrassing myself even though I know that's silly. I feeling going in cosplay to the next con will give me a confidence boost since it allows me to be creative, but I have no idea how to be a normal person at these things. I don't mean to sound like a cowardly, but yeah.

>> No.10075815
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>>10075814
I'm much older than you, dude, but thanks to some lucky genetics I still look like I'm in my early to mid-20s.

Life is too short for regrets and being scared of meeting new people. Age is just a number and remember that you can have interesting conversations even with people younger than you. Just take a few deep breaths and see where the talk leads you.

Just don't fuck underaged people and you're golden.

>> No.10075816

>>10075784
Did he ask you out? If he asked you out, then he probably won't care much if at all because he saw something he liked that a couple of red spots won't change. If they don't go away, just mention it and apologize for it. Maybe I'm old and too sick of all the bullshit and games, but I'd appreciate the display of humility because our bodies all do stupid shit at inopportune times, regardless of gender. I've lost count of how many dates I've had where I've had bandaids on my face because my skin is super sensitive to razors.

>>10075797
>>10075814
29/M here.

No, but you need to either step your game up or accept that you're gonna be the "old guy" soon. Testosterone is a bitch and if you've been getting by on crossplay or shonen protag cosplay bought off Taobao, things are gonna get real awkward real quick.

>going in cosplay to the next con will give me a confidence boost since it allows me to be creative, but I have no idea how to be a normal person at these things.

Short answer: don't be. None of us at these things are normal people. We all know it. Say stupid shit, do stupid shit, have some fun, just respect boundaries. I know we meme about Bane and "nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask," but the inverse holds true too - when you take it off, you're no longer who you were cosplaying, you're just anon again. Don't think of it as a chance for you to blow, think of it as an opportunity to figure out what works. Long as you aren't being a Deadpool, there's always someone more cringeworthy to take the heat off you.

>> No.10075821

>>10075609
>Being stuck at home is agonizing.
It won't solve your problems, but try to get out more. I know that sounds very "just stop being depressed", but the feeling of productivity I get even when I've only gotten dressed to do a single 5-minute errand can make all the difference in my mood. I know a lot of people who've taken the permit test more than 3 times and one person took 7! Take the time to really learn from your mistakes. Every flow grows at a different speed. Don't chastise yourself for having an alternative or longer path. The people you're comparing yourself too are going through things you aren't privy too. You're only seeing the successful side that they're letting you in on. Baby steps and small goals first, then move on to those real hard hitters. You can do it, anon. Practice and keep trying!

>> No.10075823
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10075823

>always thought cosplay was cool
>always been something I wanted to try
>never had money or the ability, still dont.
>gonna die next year

>> No.10075824

>>10075785
I'm genuinely happy that I could help.

>> No.10075826

>>10075823
Buy little items for a costume slowly during good sales. It'll take a lot longer than you may want, but eventually you'll put all the pieces together for something that'll make you really happy. I think that's worth it in the end.

>gonna die next year
Is this a suicidal thought or unfortunate diagnosis?

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>>10075826
>Is this a suicidal thought or unfortunate diagnosis?
kind of a bit of both actually
I know it sounds strange, and I don't even know why I should consider it as a valid possibility in my mind, but I can't shake the feeling.
I've had what you might call a premonition of my own death.
I realize how ridiculous it sounds, but I wake up almost every day with the sensation that I'm gonna die in march 2020. I have been for about 8 years now.
Maybe thats when my depression and self-esteem issues will finally be too much for me to bear, or maybe some accident will happen. Or more likely, It will be another month just like any other. I don't know, but all I can do is think about it.

>> No.10075859 [DELETED] 

>having bad day
>remember that cervical and breast cancer exists and it makes womens' lives miserable
>feel good

>> No.10075862

>>10075859
Lol based

*dabs on whores*

>> No.10075903
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>tfw bf weighs less than me and has a bigger butt

>tfw he's only with me because he has shit self esteem and I'm the only person he talks to, even tho he's a solid 4 points higher than me

>trying to help him overcome his demons, control his drug addictions, ect but worried to fuck that if he ever gains confidence in himself he'll leave me for his looks match

>been making decent progress getting him to open up to me, he's a really quiet dude he legit speaks only 20-50 words average a day. He mostly just follows me around when we hang and just smiles and laughs when I'm talking to him, maybe give a one word response.

What do, gulls? On one hand i want him to finally be happy and love himself, but i feel like me building him up will backfire on me someday even though thats selfish as fuck. I really, really like this boy he looks like an angel and I want to dress him up to show him off at cons.

>> No.10075916

>>10075903
There's a reason you're the only person he talks to. He must see something in you that others lack, especially if you're the only person who can get him to open up. Instead of worrying about him leaving you, improve yourself too and become someone you can be confident he won't want to leave. Also, it would pay to remember looks aren't everything.

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>>10075903
If you're not feeling confident about your own looks maybe you should look into changing that. Losing weight and taking better care of yourself would probably make you go up a few "points" in your own perception and you'll be able to walk beside him with pride in not only his good looks but you two looking good together!
Don't ever hesitate to help make him feel better about himself because you're afraid he'll leave you if he does. It sounds like you're being a really good gf by helping him and if he's so great he'll realise how lucky he was to find you.

>> No.10075923

>>10075903
What do you actually like about him other than his looks?

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>>10075903
This will sound smug as fuck but this happened to me and my now wife. When we first started dating I was a black metal listening autist who hardly showered, way too nervous to talk to girls, spent all of my free time either watching anime or looking at porn... You get the idea

I have no idea what she saw in me back then but she put years of work with me, getting me to dress better, pushed me to go to school which got me a really good job, coached me on my Asperger's so I could be more confident. I eat better and go to the gym and ended up losing about 50lbs. I probably went from a 4/10 to a 7/10 by my reckoning.

I have been told I could do much better, honestly. When we were browsing for wedding bands the worker thought she was my mom, for instance. After I looksmaxxed I indulged in the new female attention a bit but it quickly became very hollow. I love my wife and love how she saw potential in my when I was at my worst. No thicc thot at work is going to come close to that.

I wouldn't worry anon, if your bf is as good as you say he is he'll feel the same way about you when he makes it.

>> No.10075946

>>10074993
Are you ready to honestly accept the gift? Do you sincerely believe he does it because he values your happiness and not because he's trying to "buy" kindness instead of proving it through actions?

Gifts are nice, but I also feel very uncomfortable around them.

Also consider how to show your gratitude. Not, necessarily, anal, but maybe you'd cook him dinner? Not as "payback", but because perhaps, if he made you happy, you want him to feel the same?

sorry maybe you guys have a functioning relationship as adults sometimes have but yannow, gifts can be tricky, right on the line of "ofc bby i love you" to "that means you have to give me bjs for the rest of the month", or whatever

>> No.10075948

>>10075916
>>10075920
Thank you guys! Yeah I know theres a lot i can do to better myself personally, i struggle a lot when it comes to motivating myself to keep up the gym and diet life.


>>10075923
Hes the sweetest dude ever, when he sleeps over he gets up before me and makes me breakfast, cleans my apartment, feeds the cat, ect. He sends me new music he finds and pictures of whatever painting hes currently working on. Sometimes i suprise him at work and he always looks so miserable until he notices me staring and his eyes light up its so adorable. Hes a musician and is always just sofly strumming his guitar while im gaming/on discord/whatever. The way his breath picks up when i touch him. I could go on forever.

>>10075935
You are fucking rad dude, same with your wife. I'm so happy for the both of you. Im hoping my situation ends up like your wife's someday and I'll have a rad husband too!

>> No.10075960

How do I find a gf
Pls help

>> No.10075976

>>10075960
If all else fails become the gf.

>> No.10075983

>>10075976
This but I like dick and the dating pool is a bunch of creeps.

>> No.10075985

>>10075983
But wait, if you become the gf then you would actually get dick.

>> No.10075990

>>10075985
Yeah it's easy to get dick but most people who would date you and not murder or ghost you are ugly balding creeps who usually want your dick.

>> No.10075993 [DELETED] 

All women are whores.

They all deserve to be brutally raped and get cervical cancer and lose their ovaries.

Women deserve to be completely disfigured. Take a knife to their face and cut out chunks, remove connective tissue holding their jaw on, saw off their knows, detach their eyelids and force them to eat the remains. That's what women deserve and they're so mentally fucked up they would probably orgasm from it.

>> No.10075994

>>10075993
What made you arrive at this conclusion?

>> No.10076001

>>10075993
Back to /r9k/ with you!

>> No.10076006

>>10075994
Seems kind of true lol

>>10076001
Shut up, roastie. If only your parents had the forethought to cut off your labia.

>> No.10076013

I want to punch a cute girl in the face and give her black eyes!

Desu

>> No.10076015

I like these threads. Please don't ruin them.

>> No.10076018

>>10076013
I want a cute girl to punch me in the face and give me black eyes!

Desu

>> No.10076019

>>10076015
But it's a feels thread. This is how I feel.

>tfw no gf to punch in the face until her nose sprays blood down her chest

>> No.10076020

>>10076006
I don't even have a labia (but might in the future desu!)
>>10076013
>>10076019
Why is this a misogynist robot thread now. If you're too ugly for a gf you're too ugly to cosplay desu!

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What's irritating the most about these threads is all of these people throwing themselves at others to give them immediate relationship advice even though the person they usually respond to just presented the gist of their story.

Do you really think you know all the ins and outs of their relationship? Do you think you know any those people well enough personally to give them advice that would actually benefit them?

People and how they interact with each other aren't such simple matters that you can grasp the intricacies of them or their relations by just one post on an anonymous image board.

>> No.10076024

>>10076020
This post makes me wonder if transfags would consider roastie a compliment.

>> No.10076025

>>10076020
Anon, dont be so mean! Desu. I'm not unattractive or asocial, I'm antisocial and sadistic but I hide it very well!!~~

I currently have some girl from uni trying to contact me to get into my pants but she has a boyfriend and it reminded me how much I hate women! Desu

I wish there was some way I could beat women up without having to sleep with them that wasn't illegal!!~~

>> No.10076028

>>10076025
Your derangement is pretty interesting. Please tell us more.

>> No.10076029

>>10076028
Ask me questions, cutie~

>> No.10076030

>>10076024
Well I'm a mentally ill faggot and I take it as a compliment
>>10076025
The cutesy act makes you sound even more like a serial killer. Intriguing...

>> No.10076035

>>10076029
For starters, do tell more about this woman how apparently wants to cheat on her boyfriend with you. I mean, it could very well be you just get off on hating females, but there's also the very real possibility your hatred is shaped by some lived experiences.

Not playing shrink with you here, I'm actually quite interested in what you've been through.

>> No.10076038

>>10076035
What a to tell?
>have uni project
>ugly girl in group
>take leadership role
>ugly girl keeps obviously flirting with me and trying to get some contact info
>barely mentions her boyfriend except when I bring him up
>tries to message me about how shes had dreams about me being mean to her (I'm quite aggressive and abrasive in real life)
>ignore her and she jokingly brings it up at our next meeting
>wants to get celebration drinks after project finishes
>ignore her
>tries to email me and asks if I want to hang out
>ignore her
This fucking bitch is just finding a new place to live with her boyfriend. Her boyfriend is out doing IT work in another country (Utah, USA), her boyfriend hooked her up with a decent job and pays for their place and she wants to flirt with some guy that treats her like shit? It's beyond disgusting.

>> No.10076040

>>10076038
Understandable. Hope you don't go around treating genuinely nice people the same way though.

Considering how she's not even trying to be subtle about the cheating she'll eventually slip up so much that her boyfriend will find out about it.

>> No.10076045

>>10076040
Theres no such thing as genuinely nice people. There are only those who are wicked and liars or people too stupid to be wicked and I don't know which is worse. Deep down EVERYBODY is scum.

>> No.10076050

>>10076045
I don't believe it's my place to stop you from hating in people in general, but do consider that one day you may meet someone that shakes your fundamental beliefs and changes your perspective on things.

>> No.10076055

>>10076050
You're responding to a troll or a robot. Either way, stop.

>> No.10076060

>>10076050
Theres always the chance my perspective is wrong which is what's keeping me alive.

I just find it ridiculously unlikely

>> No.10076062

>>10076038
>>10076045
Do not post it here. Processing the info and advice giving takes some brain work, gulls don’t have enough facilities for that.

>> No.10076064

>>10076050
He won't, because under his value system good people are inherently stupid. Any change will have to come from within.

>> No.10076066

>>10076055
I'll do what I want. I don't care where they come from. Cease your clique mentality

>>10076060
I hope you do find someone like that. Living while just hating shit all the time can get tiring.

>> No.10076068

>>10074786

sucks for the dude that now has a long term commitment

>> No.10076071

>>10076068
>sucks
But that is a good thing.

>> No.10076075

>>10074969
Solo porn or porn with other people? If it's solo and presumably unpublished then I don't really see what the problem is, why can't you tell your fiancée? They might want to fap to it too.

>> No.10076087

Aren't all guys into threesomes? I adore my bf for being so loyal but I actually want to try one with a comm member who agrees to wanting to give it a shot too. But I think he's worried once I'll prefer girls after it or something... I mean, I do have a soft spot for sweet frills. Any other goth gulls really like sweets?

>> No.10076095

>>10076087
People like the idea of it but usually not the reality. Prepare to be disappointed

>> No.10076098

>>10076087
Then how will you feel when he fucks her right in front of you?

>> No.10076104

>>10074969
Fuck anon this is my goals right there, I've only taken boudoir photos for myself to get off on cosplaying my husbandos but I'd die if anyone found out

>> No.10076110

>>10076098
Okay with it. I'm getting in on it as well. It's not like I'll be on the sidelines chained up and forced to watch.

>> No.10076112

>>10075357
Please update us on this later. Lost luggage is a lot different from lost mail! Postal systems tend to be too large and not give a flying fuck (pun intended) about your missing items. Airlines are smaller, have less items to go through, and risk losing thousands in revenue from customer dissatisfaction so care more about trying to resolve the issue. Most lost luggage stories have a happy end, so don't lose hope!

I'm wishing you the best of luck, Anon.

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>>10075734
This. Who he is? Who he is? It's been a while since I took out my pink brass knuckles, and they're thirstin for some lovin. Last time a nukka mess with my gull friend to fuck some ho at a Naruto meetup, he found his poor lil shuriken bein eaten by the fishes in the pond outside the hotel.

>> No.10076116

>>10076087
No, not all guys are into threesomes. There are plenty of men out there who are monogamous and don’t want other people involved in their relationship. If you push the idea too hard, he might just start to think that you’re just really into this girl, and want to sleep with her without being accused of cheating, or something like that. And even if he doesn’t, you still shouldn’t push someone into something they aren’t comfortable with.

>> No.10076118

>>10075519
>>10075529
Why Europe so cucked with customs? I don't get it. I understand that these were probably put in place to protect local economies since Europe is so interconnected, but the system seems wildly corrupt when you have shit that's not provided in any way, shape, or form within your home country being taxed so heavily for coming in. You tryin to buy some normie top from a brand that exists within your country, but for a cheaper price in another country? Sure, tax that shit to discourage that. You trying to buy some niche good produced in another county outside of Europe that has no actual marketplace within Europe? What the fuck are you taxing that so highly for?

>> No.10076119

>>10076118
And furthermore, who regulates this shit? From reading horror stories I read all the time, it almost feels like any custom's agent can just look at the item and go "Hmmm, I think I need some extra money in my pocket today." and pull the highest percent they can out of their ass without any requirement to justify or document their reasoning for it. What's to stop them from just throwing 50% charges at everything?

Long rant. I'm just annoyed for you gulls because I always see you getting screwed over by what (from an outsider) screams institutionalized corruption gone unchecked.

>> No.10076121

>>10076110
Best of luck with your kinks, gull. You seem like a swell gal.

>> No.10076124

>>10076118
>>10076119
That 21% VAT is on everything except basic needs, which get hit with "only" 6%. This would be included in the price for anything you'd buy in an EU-based store.
The customs fees are up to the carrier, and they're basically free to charge whatever. These range from €9 for the more sensible ones to €13 for the ones that like to fuck you over.

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>>10075948
That description is adorable, I'm happy for you

>> No.10076128

>>10075735
Yea, sounds like he's into you and your bf is kinda too blinded by brotrust to realize it. The meme sharing isn't too big of a flag, but buying you plushies kinda is. Random plushie buying without a special occasion to warrant it is a pretty bare bones basic courtship ritual for men. It's pretty much the same as normie men buying flowers for women - you just don't do that unless it's a special occasion or you're into them.

>> No.10076134

>>10075603
>>10075472
That fucking sucks. But you know what? Go enjoy the con. Sad for him, he lost a good friend. You can meet new people.

>>10075735
See >>10075750
Some of the people I happened to have the most fun talks were from the opposite gender. Sometimes your bros just don't have the same genitalia as you

>> No.10076147

>>10075840
Self-Fulfilling Prophecy

>> No.10076154

>>10075814
Stuck in your head. I'm 27 and did crossplay last con a few months ago. Just do you. People go to cons to have fun. I've honestly seen people clearly in their 50's or so still cosplaying and I don't think anyone even gives it a second thought unless the cosplay is laughably bad.

>> No.10076158

>>10075935
Wholesome post.

>> No.10076167

>>10076023
Most of the things you can comment on are pretty standard relationship situations. As much of a special snowflake as you think you are, the fact of the matter is that the same factors in your relationship have been present in others and we can derive a standardized template from those examples. There may be deviations, but those are adjustments the reader needs to make on their own. Giving a core plan to start with is better than them running around aimlessly. Plus, most of the time people know the answer they're going to get anyway, but want confirmation that they're making the choice they should. If someone makes a post like

>"Oh man! My bf is really amazing and I don't want to leave him, but the other day I found him fucking a jar of mayo!"

You don't really need to know the relationship's entire history to think of what a response to this would be. BTW the proper response is to talk to the bf about it, consider if YOU really have a huge issue with it, and try not to be judgmental since you want him to feel comfortable around you. If the post is:

>"Oh man! My jar of mayo is really amazing and I don't want to leave him, but the other day I found him fucking my bf!"

You don't really need to know the relationship's entire history to think of what a response to this would be. BTW the proper response is DUMP HIS ASS.

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>>10076167
Reduce people to templates, stats, and schematics all you want.

Your "standard solutions" won't work without knowing all the people involved. That's why any kind of advice given here is shallow and self-serving.

>> No.10076192

>>10076023
Most people appreciate advice and provide more information if other posters ask. There is no harm. Why does it irritate you?

>> No.10076194

>>10076192
tfw no gf

>> No.10076198

>>10076194
i'll be your gf, anon

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>>10076198
gf (male)

>> No.10076206

>>10076203
yeah, of course

it'd be weird if i was a 6'3" bulky hairy gf (female), wouldn't it?

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>>10076206
I'm 6'7", so you can be the gf.

>> No.10076210

>>10075840
I agree with the other anon. This is just a unique method of suicidal thinking. While some people see every day as their last, you think every day about the prophetical day that will be your last. 8 years is an incredibly long time to allow these feelings to go unchecked. In some way, I feel that by seeing it as a far off date, you're hoping that something will happen to you in that time that will change your feelings immensely. To make you feel like you don't want to die after all. Or that it'll happen so simply and in such a trivial way that you won't have to bear the thought of committing the act yourself - ie. an accident. You've made it through so long with these suicidal thoughts, I know you can overcome 2020, but get some help.

>> No.10076211

>>10076181
But the people receiving the advice will choose what to apply to their own life as they know it best.

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>>10076211
I'm sick of seeing people getting "you did nothing wrong, sweetie" kind of replies like they actually know the damn person personally.

>> No.10076242

>>10074633
>started altering a costume without even trying it on

>> No.10076244

>>10076209
nice

>> No.10076256

>>10076242
good job lad

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>>10076118
>tfw live in a blessed Northern European country, in theory the customs are same as rest of the Europe, but actually you can just claim your package contains whatever and costs way lower than it actually is. The customs officers don't check shit and don't require you to send any proof of the package's cost, and packages are out of customs the next day you've done customs declaration online.

My pacakges usually cost between 200-500€, I declare them as 30-40€ each time and pay according to that. Been doing this for years and so does everyone I know, and never once had any problems.

Feels good.

>> No.10076274

>>10075557
Thanks for you comment, anon.

>> No.10076295

>>10076209
>>10076206
Y'all are tall af
t. 5'4 gf (male)

>> No.10076296

>>10076295
only physically

every time i see someone after not having done so for a while, they comment that i must've grown because they remember me being smaller than i am

oh, to be an average man trapped in a giant's body

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I just got my first IW headbow and I've honestly worn it for 24 hours without any headaches.
>Tfw when brand exceeds expectations
>Tfw when brand

>> No.10076310

>>10076307
My day wasn't wonderful, but I genuinely appreciate the gesture.

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>>10076307
>tfw when
>tfw when

>> No.10076313

>>10075946
dont know what kind of losers you date but that's not even remotely close to how it works with gifts in relationships. kek at bj's for a month. stop dating trash and you wouldnt get losers like that

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>Going through some of my old stuff at home
>Find a photo of 15 year old me with Kat Steel that my sister took at Anime Expo 2010 which was my first Con
>My Ibuki costume was super mediocre yet took me like two months to make
>Find another photo of my then-boyfriend and I eating dinner at the hotel we stayed at
>Kat Steel quit modeling/cosplaying a few years later and now only does her contractually obligated role as Ibuki in the SF games
>Boyfriend ended up dying in an accident 5 months after the photo was taken
>Am now an adult with responsibilities
Where did all the time go

>> No.10076347

>>10076209
You literally have the perfect height to do JoJos if I converted it right (1,96m). Go for it, anon.

>> No.10076349

>>10076347
Not everyone likes that rubbish, anon.

>> No.10076353
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10076353

>>10076349
This
It's inspiration is superior

>> No.10076356

>>10076347
>if I converted it right (1,96m)
you didn't, 6'5" is 1.95m, 6'7" is 2m

>> No.10076369

>>10075609
I can't get my license due to medical reasons (reaaaaally bad ptsd) and it's such a cockblock for cons and daily life. Have you tried college, anon? It worked wonders for trying to get myself out there and theres a lot of resources to help you at school. Just don't be retarded and go to a uni that costs more than 10k a year.

>> No.10076386

>>10076296
Do you like your height? I'm the 5'4 anon and people used to shit on me all the time for it before I became a mentally ill faggot. I can't imagine being that tall, desu I'm instinctively cautious around people that tall.

>> No.10076390

>>10076386
I'm not a fan of it, people tend to assume I'm violent or dangerous because of my size (For example, trying to just get my grocery shopping done and hearing this guy behind me telling his girlfriend to stick close as they walk past the "scary guy" as if I don't have functioning ears), I always get my hair stuck in the door frame of my car when getting into it, the top of my head is constantly pressed against the roof of said car and going over bumps is painful, I have to be very cautious when getting dressed lest I stick my arm through the ceiling fan, it makes showing physical affection to people awkward since I have to bend down so far to hug them, etc.

>> No.10076395

>>10076390
I dated some guy who was nearly 6'7 (I'm 5'2). The height was pretty cool, made me feel really tiny. Too bad he was really really uggo and I can't say his dick made me feel tiny (it was the smallest dick I've ever seen and his massive size otherwise made it so jarring and weird).

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>>10075778
If I fuck up parallel parking I fail the entire test. I can do it fine but the testers want perfect.

>>10076369
The only college in my area I qualify for is 30 minutes away by car, and no one else is willing to drive me. Sorry to hear you can't get yours either.

>>10075821
>try to get out more
That's the problem. From where I live, getting anywhere by walking can take anywhere from an hour and a half to two hours, and that's just one way. And with the way I failed my test, I can't help but feel I won't get it no matter how much I practice.

>> No.10076405

Where do I find the type of gf who will read loli doujins with me?

>> No.10076408

>>10076390
Ouch, that sounds horrible but I'm biased as hell. It's funny how manlets dream about being that tall but don't realize that tall people are instinctively threatening. A lot of girls do like when you are tall but you have to take care of yourself and look approachable. If you have a scraggly beard and are balding with a bad fashion sense then you will be viewed as scary by most. If you own your height, have a nice haircut, shave clean or have a well groomed beardor mustache and wear fitting clothes especially if you are skinny then you will drown is pussy (or dick I don't judge).
>>10076395
Yeah being ugly and tall is the worst combination. I think it would be awesome to feel small and be carried by a tall bf but I don't want to be instinctively scared by him.
>>10076405
The dumpster

>> No.10076410

>>10075004
Yes I will be doing the same, I shall fill the emptiness with video games and Pocky.

>> No.10076411

>>10076408
>being ugly and tall is the worst combination
>oh yeah btw I dated a massively tall guy who was ugly with a small dick regardless but wouldn't go near a manlet
Why do women even bother trying to have opinions when they're always wrong?

>> No.10076413

>>10076401
Do some online courses, anon. You can get a diploma or degree from your bed.

>>10076408
>The dumpster

Got a hearty chuckle out of me.

>> No.10076415

>becomes adult
>puts on 20 pounds
>looks good in everything but my old costumes
>too broke/busy due to adulting to make new costumes

Why was I such a twig before?

>> No.10076416

>>10076401
You might be able to drive those meme scooters without a license if you really needed to

>> No.10076418

>>10076411
You're replying to a different anon. I'm the one who dated the tall dicklet. Ive also dated manlets. One was 5'2-5'3 the other just about 5'5. It's cute when both people in the house need a stepstool to get things high up.

>> No.10076423

>>10076411
I'd rather date a "manlet" that's around my height or taller than a 6'7 dude. I care much more about personality and grooming (and dick size) then something like height. Not everyone hates short people anon. But then again I'm a mentally ill fag so yeah...
>>10076418
Yeah she gets it, not everyone hates short guys like your incel forms say.

>> No.10076429

>>10076423
No girl in history has ever preferred a short guy. No girl thinks about her ideal boyfriend and says "yeah, I want him to be 5'7" ". No girl would ever look at a bunch of guys and pick the 5'6" when they're standing next to men around 6'2"

>> No.10076432

>>10076429
5'6" is my ideal height for a guy.

>> No.10076435

>>10076429
You're delusional as fuck. If you see a well groomed attractive 5'6 25 year old man next to men around 6'2 who are dressed sloppy and look and smell like hobos then anyone would pick the 5'6 guy. Yes, height can be an attractive feature but if you think girls don't want you because of your height then there is something much more unnapealing about you. You delusional retards latch on to something you can't change but totally ignore taking basic care of you hair, eyebrows, face, body odor, and skin and don't bother with basic fashion because doing that shit is "gay".

>> No.10076438

>>10076429
There are women who are sexually attracted to in-animate objects like cars and ferris wheels, but you are telling me know woman could possibly like a guy who is shorter than average?

>> No.10076441

>>10076435
Do you think any girl seriously would choose a 5'6 guy over a 6'2 guy if all was the same?

>>10076438
No. Learn to read.

>> No.10076442

>>10076429
I meeeeeean I know plenty of girls who prefer shorter guys but sure okay. You incels really don't realize how the world works and neither do redpill guys (two sides of the same coin honestly). You all think everyone in life fits into neat little boxes. I read so much absolutely laughable nonsense from both of these communities. Literally everything both communities assume is wrong because it innately assumes there are only a couple types of people in this world and it's just so fucking wrong and shows that ya'll need to leave you houses and meet people in the real fucking world.

>> No.10076443

>>10076442
How many women marry me shorter than them?

>> No.10076444

>>10076441
>Do you think any girl seriously would choose a 5'6 guy over a 6'2 guy if all was the same?

Yes. Seriously. I personally know girls who would. I also know girls who prefer fat guys. And girls who prefer ugly guys. And girls who prefer smaller dicks. And girls who literally just prefer guys based solely on their personality. It's almost like there are tons of different people on this planet, all with different preferences. Fuckin' nuts, right?

>> No.10076449

>>10076444
Who are you trying to delude with your bullshit?

The absolute vast majority of peope are attracted to particular archetypes. The minority, anecdotal "I know someone who said they kind of like this" is absolutely irrelevant. You can talk all day about psychotic women that a news program managed to find to talk about how she wants to marry a ferris wheel, this doesnt represent reality.

Jump off a bridge.

>> No.10076460

>tfw 5'9"
>tfw no wife my height or slightly taller
>tfw I think one of the sexiest physical qualities a woman can have is to be tall enough for her eyes to be on the same level as mine

>> No.10076463

i broke up with my boyfriend a month ago and now hes taking back gifts he gave me. it feels extra shitty because of the reasons i broke up with him. is this normal? hes expecting financial compensation for shit that he insisted on buying for me even tho i didnt even want them that bad. its related because lolita dresses.

>> No.10076464

>>10076463
Tell him to fuck off

>> No.10076465

>>10076449
tall jock guys arent kawaii tho

and they wont talk to me about shitty idol anime and weeb music

>> No.10076471

>>10076441
>If all was the same
If you mean same personality, build, dick size, and face and both are conventionality attractive wearing the same outfit then it really just depends on the girl's preferences. I would personally pick the 5'6 guy but you're going to go all /pol/ rage on me. It really depends, is she dom or sub? Is she more comfortable with short guys? Is she tall or very short? Does she like being eye to eye or feeling small? People actually have preferences and aren't vapid bitches like your incel brethren spout. Yes some people say "6'+" on their tinder profiles but do you really think those people are worth dating?
>>10076444
Fucking thiiiiis. Nice trips btw

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>>10076449
>tfw petite azn lolita with a preference for tall aryan chads
>tall aryan chads like petite azns

everything is right with the world

>> No.10076477

>>10076449
To be fair, unless you're extremely rich and/or good looking, nobody on the planet wants anything to do with the typical incel's shitty personality. So I mean I guess incels are kind of right, they won't ever find an SO, it's just got nothing to do with their physical appearance and pretty much everything to do with their shit attitudes.

>inb4 I hide my shittiness
Literally you could act like the nicest person on the planet and most people will see right through your charade, be it consciously or subconsciously.

>> No.10076480

>>10076465
>they wont talk to me about shitty idol anime and weeb music
I absolutely would, if I knew you were receptive to it. I keep my interest in these sorts of things hidden though.

>> No.10076481

>>10076480
you still aren't kawaii, beefyboi

>> No.10076483

>>10076481
You don't know that.

>> No.10076484

>>10076483
being tall negates any kawaiiness

>> No.10076485

>>10076477
The whole "oh he acts nice but is probably secretly an asshole" is a way for people like you justify their irrational disgust of unattractive men.

>> No.10076486

>>10076463
listen to >>10076464

>> No.10076490

>>10076485
Jesus why are you on cgl anyway? People can easily tell if you are genuinely a good person or a self hating "nice guy" who thinks a girl owes you something for showing respect. Being unnatracive just generally goes with being a shitty person because because of your bitter attitude and lack of basic care because you are afraid that makes you look gay. Even if a so called chad had a bitter and shitty personality then he would be in the same boat as you freaks. thanks

>> No.10076493

>>10076484
I can still manage that gap moe appeal, thank you very much.

>> No.10076494

>>10076490
More fantastic delusion.
>The world is just and fair and if you're nice then you will get what you deserve and everyone is equal and if you're unattractive it's just your personality (which is something you can change) and I believe in karma and....
You're a fucking retard.

>> No.10076495

>>10076494
Shut up faggot

>> No.10076497
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10076497

>genetically predisposed to a chronic illness that may or may not destroy my life
>suspicious symptoms since late last year that won't go away
i'm not saying i wasn't kinda suicidal before this but damn

>> No.10076498

>>10076486
no like hes taking stuff we split on.

>> No.10076499

i should've never mentioned my height jesus christ

>> No.10076500

>>10076480
ok but most tall jock types wont and youre just an outlier. alot of them are by default the most annoying people on earth because their egos are so big. also they are not kawaii

>> No.10076503

>>10076497
Just be yourself. Be nice and everything will be cured.

>>10076498
If you have receipts and proof funds came out of your accounts then that's a civil suit.

>> No.10076505

>>10076499
Honestly m8, these threads are usually troll crossboarders baiting cosplayers pretending to be troll crossboarders baiting lolitas pretending to be cosplayers pretending to be troll crossboarders. Please don't take any of the shit said here seriously. You sound like a fun guy.

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>>10076503
There's no cure where I'm going. You don't know what it's like. My body's going to be raped and pillaged by my own immune system and the most advanced medicine in the world will give me a few more years of passable living at the most. This life sucks.

>> No.10076507

>>10076506
The issue is that you're not nice enough. You're probably just faking niceness. Have you tried not being an incel?

>> No.10076511

>>10076493
Absolutely. I think a tall and stoic guy with a cute face who gets flustered easily would be adorable.
>>10076499
You're cool tall anon! I just wanted to talk about different experiences with height but I didn't know there was an incel army lurking here >_<
>>10076506
Lupus? My condolences anon, my friend deals with it as well at its hell for her.
>>10076507
Wrong anon...

>> No.10076514

>>10076463
Fuck him though, that's not how gifts work.

>> No.10076516
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10076516

>tfw cute boyfriend wants to wear lolita and not ouji

not that I mind because I have a thing for feminine men but I really want him to wear ouji.

>> No.10076524

>>10076516
Have you told him this?

>> No.10076527

>>10076516
You should wear the ouji then! Role reversal is cute!

>> No.10076532

>tfw freckles

>> No.10076536

>>10076524
I asked him during a convention last year and he seemed like he would want to try it but he shows more interest in lolita. I’d love to twin with him in lolita but at the same time I really want him to wear a matching ouji coord some time. I’ll probably bring it up some time.
>>10076527
If I wasn’t so bottom heavy I’d love to! He definitely would suit it much more than I can since he has a thin frame.

>> No.10076542

Lads, is it wrong to beat up sluts/whores (all women) if you can get away with it?

>> No.10076543

>>10076542
Most of the time, yes.

>> No.10076544

>>10076543
Why?

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>>10076542
No

>> No.10076549

>>10076544
Destruction of property isn't very nice.

>> No.10076551

>>10076549
Destruction of property is one of the nicest things. How better to impose your will on the world?

>> No.10076552

>>10076549
Lads, one's body being their property isn't a tautology.

Property is a human concept rather than some existential law.

>> No.10076558

>>10076552
Lads, let's talk about philosophy and other concepts too complex for women to comprehend.

>> No.10076561

>>10076558
DURE DURE I AM WOMAN I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS

THIS IS NOT CLOTHING

DURR DURR

>> No.10076563

>>10076558
No. I am already bored of playing along.

>> No.10076566

>>10074743
get this AGP shit out of here

>> No.10076580

>>10074633
She's probably lying for attention.

>> No.10076583

>tfw you just turn 30 and you feel your social worth taking a freefall into the abyss

>> No.10076585

The poorfags in my cosplay group piss me off.
They always go with the cheap variant of everything they buy, saying it's "good enough", even if the price difference in 10 bucks makes a huge difference in looks.
I realize they might be in a financially less fortunate situation compared to me, and I'm perfectly fine paying things for them, but they always go "No anon, you don't have to do that for me, I'm okay with the cheaper thing", like fuck you, you're dragging the group down, I don't want to give you money to make -you- happy.
Looking for excuses to fund them is getting tiring and less believable as time goes on, like "thanks for sewing that button on my outfit, let me mail order you that prop you wanted but could afford to keep you from spray painting a piece of styrofoam again".

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>>10076386
6'7 dude here. On top of being tall I have a really wide chest which makes me look like a tank or a bear. I had to embrace my physique and get somewhat muscular.

I get stopped on the street frequently by random people and get "Whoa, dude you're so tall!". The wide chest only accentuates that.

Frankly, I do enjoy my height and stature because it helps me lift a lot of stuff easily and I can reach so many places too. The problem is that a lot of people find me scary and intimidating. The fact I don't smile often doesn't help.

Pic related.

>> No.10076607

>>10076566
>AGP
/lgbt/ is leaking

>> No.10076608

>>10076607
What does it mean?

>> No.10076611

>>10076608
Auyogynephilia, basically guys getting off to imagining themselves as girls.

The crossplay thread of all things has a vocal minority of transphobes that REEE as soon as someon suggests anything that is also done by transwomen.

>> No.10076612

>>10076602
Yeah you look like a drill sergeant! I agree though, at that height you have to own it. Cosplay would be cool as well if you like cosplaying muscular Jojos or talk burly characters. Just a side note, change your hairstyle up a bit! The widow's peak doesn't look that great and it will likely get worse if you are prone to hair loss. Maybe see a barber and try a short fringe or fauxhawk with a fade unless you really want to go for the army look!

>> No.10076617
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>>10076608
Autogynephilia. Literally "love of one's self as a woman." A lot of gender bender fetishists have it, and it's heavily argued over whether or not MTFs have it and are just taking it to the logical extreme as a fetish or if it's simply a pre-transition/pre-diagnosis indicator. Autoandrophilia is the same thing going the other way. Bringing up either will cause absolute shitstorms in /legbutt/.

I've had AGP since I was a child and it has utterly crippled my ability to date. I rarely find normie looking girls attractive and I have to imagine myself as the girl in bed which the few girls I go that far with are absolutely never into. However, for me, it is just a fetish and I'm not trans. I keep it to myself with rare exception because trying to talk about it is basically opening a gigantic can of worms, either of other guys roasting me for it, women freaking out about it, or everyone trying to convince me I'm trans and not admitting it to myself. I'm just a little fucked in the head and experimented on rare occasion with crossplay because I wanted to be cute for once, though that's stopped since I've gotten older. I don't get why other AGPhiliacs don't do the same when they know that's how people react.

thanks for reading my blog

>> No.10076618

>>10076612
Funny you should mention that because that was taken just after my barber messed up the haircut.

If I am to trust my genetics, my hair will be fine until I'm at least 60. All the men in my family never had hair loss problems.

>> No.10076624

>>10076611
>>10076608
To add to this, AGP is part of Ray Blanchard's theory about trans women, how they basically are either straight men who transition for a fetish (AGP), or gay men who transition for straight cock. It's a quack theory that has little academic credibility, but it's very edgy so the trolls and /pol/tards love to meme about it. I can't imagine seeing this on /cgl/ of all places though.
>Vocal minority of transphobes
This board l just seems to have a few crossboarders who like to start shit here because it's the only female dominated board, like in this thread with the incels.
>>10076617
And then there's self loathing people like her who actually believe this bullshit. Get help. Stop fapping and see a therapist or something, it's not usually "just a fetish" like the other depressed blobs on legbutt say.
>>10076618
Good for you then! Thankfully balding isn't an issue for you, so a hairstyle that the barber didn't fuck up would look good!

>> No.10076633

>>10076624
>This board l just seems to have a few crossboarders who like to start shit here because it's the only female dominated board
Generally true, but the crossplay thread is probably the one with the highest percentage of males.
My go to theory is heavy denial, but that's also pure speculation.

>> No.10076637

>>10076624
Hahhaahahahhaahhahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahah

Faggot retard. I'm sure it's not just a fetish.

>> No.10076642

>>10076633
>My go to theory is heavy denial
Oh yeah I see this a lot on 4chan in general. Even on places like genderbend threads on /a/ everyone is like "God I wish that were me" but flip out when anyone mentions trannies. It's the same on /d/ and /jp/ as well I've noticed when I used to occasionally go there.
>>10076637
Are you ok anon?

>> No.10076651

>>10076624
>And then there's self loathing people like her who actually believe this bullshit. Get help. Stop fapping and see a therapist or something, it's not usually "just a fetish" like the other depressed blobs on legbutt say.
Except I’m not depressed? Quite the opposite, actually - I figured out a lot of my “god I wish that were me” stuff came from putting girls on a pedestal and wanting to just flip a switch and live the life of someone who was pretty and cute and people supported unconditionally etc. etc., but eventually I figured out that that’s almost always a facade and that it’s okay to be a work in progress, and that’s made me more okay with who I am.

I’m still a sexual degenerate who can’t get it up without imagining not having it, but that’s a totally different thing from hating having one 24/7 to the point where it becomes an obsessive part of my personality.

I’m okay with who I am, honestly, it’s just that my sexuality is completely detached from that reality. That’s a problem, yeah, but one I can manage without dragging the rest of my life to hell. I do unironically appreciate the concern, but I think you’re reading into it a little much.

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>>10076651
You're probably one of the most well-adjusted people on this board. A lot of others would do very self-destructive things in your place.

>> No.10076665

>>10076651
>I do unironically appreciate the concern, but I think you’re reading into it a little much.
Thanks. I was just worried because I had a similar mentality as an edgy teen. I also wanted to be a girl and was honestly aroused by it and used gender bender as an outlet, but also somehow repressed attraction to men. It really fucked me up because I had crushes on boys but was all like "I'm a straight boy because I always stare at girls right?" I'm glad I was able to get out of that mentality and accept myself before I hit 20 and get even uglier, but I still regret falling for the "it's just a fetish" meme when I was an impressionable teen. I was always short and twinky and set of everyone's gaydar even though I denied it constantly and didn't outright hate myself until I started to not be able to shave without a visible shadow and started to not look like a 14 year old anymore. Those "arousal" feelings also went away fast after a few months. I just don't want to to end up cracking in your 40s when there's literally no chance anon...
>>10076652
Agree, its just hell to deal with something like that.

>> No.10076666

>>10076652
>A lot of others would do very self-destructive things in your place
I think I had my fair share of close shaves with that. I’m sure there’s a parallel universe in which my friends trans friends pushed me to become like them and I spent years asking if I was doing the right thing at extreme financial, physical, and emotional cost while my real problems went unaddressed.

Instead things outside our control caused a rift between us and I realized I had to be at peace with who I was before I could make real change in my life, and I’ve started to claw my way out of where I was as a result.

I’m not saying “this is what every person with a hint of gender dysphoria should do,” but I think it’s the right path for me. Maybe I’m wrong and in a decade I’ll have a breakdown and be a hon, maybe I lucked out and did the best I possibly could with the cards I have. All I know is I’m not depressed, I’m just weird, and that’s fine.

>> No.10076668

>>10076665
>Don't want to to
*Don't want you to. I'm too tired for autocorrect

>> No.10076675

>>10076087
Maybe he's not into her specifically.

>> No.10076678

Good morning friends how are you all doing today?

>> No.10076686

>>10076678
Waking up. How are you?

>> No.10076687

>>10076678
Pretty good thanks.

Women are all shallow whores who cannot comprehend complex ideas or experience love as anything other than deluding themselves to temporarily be attached to whatever provides them the most tangible resources.

>> No.10076688

>>10076686
I'm just waking up heating up my room a bit before I decide to make breakfast. I need to check some orders for my cosplay I hope everything is getting here soon

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>>10076602
*snap*

>> No.10076690

>>10076688
What are you making for breakfast? I hope the cosplay turns out well. Who is it?

>> No.10076691

After admiring lolita from afar for over 10 years, I finally pulled the trigger and ordered my first coord. I'm so excited but also a little scared... I've done my research as far as brands and coording what not goes and I went for a really simple, old school-ish outfit of mostly Infanta, so it wasn't terribly expensive either.. but what if I end up not liking it? Or what if I end up falling madly in love with it? I'm already a cosplayer, I really don't need another expensive hobby lmao.

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>>10076690
I am going to make some strawberry oatmeal, sausage and tea something simple. Thank you anon, its a kamen rider I've been thinking about doing for awhile, I wish it wasnt so hard to buy the pieces for the cos Toei really knows how to sell toys though

>> No.10076695

>>10076694
Sounds delish. Yeah I imagine there's a lot of props for that one.

>> No.10076696

>>10076695
It's not so bad, having props for my cos that double as collectibles is a win win in my book.
What are you doing up so early anon?

>> No.10076698

>>10076691
stop being poor then

>> No.10076708

Why are women all mentally children, lads?

>> No.10076713

>>10076678
I've had a bit of an agressive morning. The coffee machine was having a fit, and it did not help my mood.

Now I'm back in bed feeling sorry for myself, trying to debate whether or not you wear lolita when running my single errand today. It would cheer me up... But it also entails effort.

>> No.10076714

>>10076713
Honestly anon i would say yes but it is very cold please bundle up.

Why are you upset this morning anon? Its only Friday

>> No.10076716

>>10076714
I'm on the nomination committee for an association, and this morning we finalised the results of our interviewing and recruiting process. Turns out a majority wanted me as the head chairman of the association, so now I've got to awkwardly step down from the nomination committee. It's the best choice for the association, but the entire process just feels so scummy, and I'm upset that it had to turn out this way.

I'm still going to do my best, if the final results vote me in as head chairman.

>> No.10076717

>>10076716
Wow anon that's some big dick job you've got there.

Don't be upset you just take it one step at a time. I'm sure you'll do great :)

Honestly I have nothing to really relate to that because I'm just a shitty student who likes to dress up

>> No.10076718

>>10076708
They stop developing mentally at 18 therefore their brains are massively stunted, hence why their only interests are basically clothes and television.

>> No.10076722

>>10076717
Well, we can relate to dressing up. I've decided to wear a simple solid skirt and a blouse, with warm clothes underneath. Lolita really is a versatile fashion since you can layer so much, and in the end all of you will be covered with a fancy outer shell. Thank you so much for your kind words!

>> No.10076723

>>10076718
>hence why
Opinion discarded.

>> No.10076726

>>10076723
Words to big for your little female brain or not trendy enough for instagram?

>> No.10076728

>>10076722
No problem anon we are just a bunch of anxious idiots trying to dress up and get through life.

Also that sounds very cute anon. Like just wholesomely cute. I lowkey wish i would see that outfit, my dream is to take someone out while they are wearing lolita because I think it is the most adorable thing but hey no luck so far

>> No.10076729

>>10076708
Because women literally have no problems in life which means their intelligence doesnt naturally develop.

Pretty much every girl is a massive whore yet ends up finding some beta provider after they're done fucking around. Women literally have no problems that they dojt invent themselves.

>> No.10076739

>>10076729
This.

>> No.10076781

>>10076356
well, fuck. I blame hamburgers

>> No.10076782

>>10076463
not how gifts work, tell him to fuck off

>> No.10076785

>>10076782
can i get you a gift lad

>> No.10076786
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>>10076785
Of course, anon!