/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Three lolitas from our comm were sitting on a park bench when some creep came and flashed them.

Two of the girls had a stroke.

The third one couldn't reach.

TFW I want to start another cosplay when I haven't even finished the last one.

I'm not even planning to go to another con for almost three months.

What’s so wrong with daydreaming about someone other than your partner? It’s not even real affair, more than likely it won’t end in something real. What’s all of this fuzz about?

>>10028762
it implies you're dissatisfied with your partner

if it's just about vague situations it's fine but if you're daydreaming about a specific person that's fucked up

>>10028763
Chemistry gets over in a really short period, you can’t expect otherwise.

>>10028762
I'm the person who anons originally started dunking on for this. Can we just leave the topic in the past? The anons who were freaking out about it are probably the same people who also had really bad cheating-related breakups they talked about in that thread, and if that is the case then they may never understand or might be overreacting due to their experiences. How can we expect someone who has recently been cheated on to have a reasonable discussion about fantasy and its place in a relationship, and to admit that different relationships work in different ways? Of course to someone like that, I should break up with my loving, solid boyfriend of six years, they're going to see my fantasies as microcheating or emotional cheating or an expression of unhappiness rather than a harmless passtime. I just wish I had never engaged with the first person who started poking about it. And I hope that if they weren't trolling, whatever pain they're dealing with gets better soon.

>>10028760
Eyyy

Man I just really love bait threads

>>10028777
It won't stop because I'm not good enough to even talk to anymore.

Man I just really love lolita

>>10028792
Man I just really love cosplay

Man I just really love crossboarders

>>10028805
>tfw no /fit bf

>>10028763
Welcome to modern reality. Where you realize your partner is a weak beta cuck. If you were with a real man you wouldn't be having these thoughts. Sadly real men aren't being produced any more. It's all low t estro bros now.

Maybe try dating someone older before the onions models were released.

>>10028810

>>10028807
>tfw no kinky lolita gf

>>10028810
Here is how you get a man.

>Go to the Midwest
>Find the nearest farm
>Done.

Every farm produces its given produce weather it be corn, dairy, or meat, and also men. Men gravitate to working ouside with their hands, and flock to farms. I have even seen beta boys turned into men by haveing to work summers on farms.

>>10028827
What about onion farms though?

>>10028829
No beta boys on the onion farm. It makes em cry.

>>10028827
I found a man in a farm once.
>grew up in the country
>walking along the edge of a field in my first lolita dress
>IW, Pietro Angel JSK
>basic af beret coord but jsk looks cute with my boots
>hear a muffled "Hey lady, help! hey lady" from nearby
>look around and don't see anyone
>"in the ground, lady"
>under this plant?
>"yeah here, please pull it up"
>pull plant
>it's really hard
>plant is smooth and slippery
>hard to get grip
>he's moaning
>god this probably hurts him
>tell him I'll get a shovel
>"please lady I don't have much left here just pull"
>pull more
>fucking hell this is hard
>feel like I'm doing battle with mother earth but if there's a guy stuck there I'm going to help
>finally it's like the earth itself moans
>plant gives way
>sticky earth flies everywhere
>moment of happiness, I saved the guy
>he gives me a shit eating grin
>"Thanks lady, you're real good at that"
>realise I wasn't holding a plant after all
>pulled him up by the dick
>scream and let go
>realise there's dirt on my first brand dress
>get really mad
>ask him if he's gonna pay for it
>"Lol you think money grows on trees? ask my mom bitch"
>slaps me with his dick and walks off
And that's how my first brand dress was ruined by a fucking onion. And no, the farmer did not believe me and did not pay for it.

>>10028840
That gave me a semi.

>>10028762
>>10028763
I've never heard about this being an issue irl. It's pretty well accepted that people don't stay in love with 1 partner their entire life, but choose to be faithful to that person anyway. At some point you start loving that person as family and you build a life together that's more important than feeling butterflies 24/7. People who think it's weird to fantasize about another life or partner probably don't have a good imagination.

>>10028844
>It's pretty well accepted that people don't stay in love with 1 partner their entire life
I don't think that's pretty well accepted at all.

>>10028840
>farmer did not believe me and did not pay for it
Down with the patriarchy

>>10028845
Then how come nobody stays with their highschool sweetheart?

>>10028845
It's more like it changes from a highly sexual exciting "head over heels" type of love to a more familial and comfortable love. If you think you're going to love the same person in exactly the same way and at the same intensity for all your life, you've probably never been in a long term relationship.

>>10028847
Some people do but they're usually really good at managing jealousy and crushes when they happen in whatever way suits their relationship best, like talking about it openly together or swinging or directing passion into hobbies. Or they are repressing a lot. Or they are really really good at cheating.

>>10028846
>assuming the farmer was a man
>internalisedmisogyny.exe

I go to cons exclusively to hug cosplayers.

>>10028810
go back to your containment board.

>>10028873
I wish I could afford to go to cons and hug cosplayers

>>10028873
I'm a lolita but pls could u hug me too?

>>10028879
Eww no.

>>10028879
Only if it doesn't wrinkle your dress.

>>10028884
Any dress that wrinkles from a hug is made of shit materials and therefore too low quality to be lolita. Hug a real lolita rather than a con ita and this won't be a problem.

>>10028885
That's some useful information, I know jack about fabrics.

This way I'll be able to judge how much they're into the fashion.

>>10028884
What >>10028885 said and as a daily lolita wrinkling isn't a deal breaker if I'm able to get a hug.

>>10028762
If the person your day dreaming about exists then it implies that you think they are better than your partner and your needs are not being met.

If it's an imaginary person like a build-a-bear for people, then it's fine. Because perfect people don't exist anywhere except in our head.

>>10028896
No, it just means you are having a fantasy and you have private thoughts unrelated to your partner

>>10028896
So you wouldn't get into a relationship with someone with a celebrity crush? 'cause my fantasies are just like that. The person I think about is real but in my imagination they're whatever I want them to be.

>>10028896
What are your thoughts on porn consumption while in a relationship?

>want to buy myself new dress as Christmas present
>hate every recent sweet release that isn't sold out
Why is everything so ugly this year? Gulls talk about classic dying but I feel like sweet is dying faster

>>10029023
>enough sweet releases sell out that you can't find any you like
>sweet is dying
I'm confuse.

>>10028874
He's right though.
I live in a big city and over half the guys look like the numale wojak meme.

>>10029062
And looking like that makes them 'weak beta cucks'?

>>10029074
No, aside from the weird "skinnyfat" physiques they tend to have, but it's a decent indicator.

>>10029023
Sweet brands aren't shutting down left and right. Classic brands are. Sweet brands are selling out more frequently than they did last year, too.

>>10029076
If they're fully clothed it's hard to tell their physiques apart unless they have large obvious muscles

>>10029095
You know t-shirts and shorts are a thing anon

>>10029111
Yes but if they wear long sleeves and pants it's difficult to tell. It's winter where I am too.

>>10029118
Also I've seen very muscular but thin men who look just "thin" in t shirts and shorts but roided when shirtless, so there's that. I'm not just talking about skinny fat vs fit btw, I mean for all physiques.

>>10029062
you both don't know shit about history

tfw no unemployed 18th century bf who wears his heels and make-up with pride

I need to lose 6 inches off my waist to fit my dream dress. I am so worried I'll never make it, but also extremely determined to try my absolute best from now on. Today I printed out a picture of it and taped it to my monitor so I have to face my goals every single day, no cheats. I've given up all processed foods and drinks, so only vegetables and meat and water/tea for me. I WILL do this. I won't lose to my bad self control anymore. Wish me luck, gulls.

>>10029125
When did I mention history?

>tfw no qt nipple hair gay lolita space gf

>>10029145
Would lolita even work in zero-g?

>>10029121
This is called being "tight" or "toned". It's a pretty ideal physique and can be attained fairly quickly. As a normal rule they'll actually outweigh skinny fats because they're more dense.

>>10029147
You'd become like an orb of petti... Ultimate lolita

>>10029145
Please be more specific; are you after a cute, gay lolita space girlfriend with nipple hair, or a gay lolita space girlfriend with cute nipple hair?

>>10029150
One of each plz

>>10029151
Consider them en route with the least reliable courier that delivers to your location.

>>10029138
The anon you agreed with said modern reality as if it used to be different lol

>>10028757
I SHOWED YOU MY THONG DIAPER PLEASE RESPOND

I really want to go to PAX East but I know I won't have enough time to make a cosplay and have convinced my adult self it would be a waste of time if I'm not enjoying it "socially".

>>10029210
Ah right, well I can't tell you what men were like exactly in the 1600s or whatever, but you have to admit that there's been some negative trends recently. I mean, just look at the whole incel thing. You didn't have that even ten years ago, at least not to this extent.

>>10028912
A celebrity crush is on the same calibre as an imaginary person. Celebrities are manufactured images, not real people.

>>10028919
Same deal as above.

>>10029223
The incel movement was a logical extension of the redpill movement that was mildly helpful to unconfident young men and teens.
Unfortunately, introducing lookism into things and some of the bit more extreme feminist dialogue radicalized some of them. Lots of them don't even try to improve yet decide to post on /fit/ in hopes of recruiting.
I'd rather be them than a bugman though.

>>10029223
incel-type men have always existed but you're right in the fact that they weren't organized until the advent of the internet. they either improved themselves and grew out of it or died in obscurity and misery. now theyve formed hugboxes around being pathetic and are thus much worse

>>10029137
good luck! don't be too hard on yourself! i'm proud of you!

>>10028762
It's natural to have crushes on people other than your partner, there's been studies on it. As long as you don't act on it, its fine. It wouldn't bother me to know my bf had feelings for someone else if they didn't act on it. lust =/= love

>>10029235
Mte, I have no problems with my SO watching porn. I don't have problems with fictional or celebrity crushes either. But if they start fantasizing about real people such as friends or coworkers there's a problem we need to fix.

>>10029218
Well shit, thanks for reminding me that pax tickets are up

There isnt enough talk about nipple hair going on in this thread.

>>10029282
Braided or in a ponytail?

>>10029252
People with unironic celebrity crushes. Like they would legit sleep with that person even though they're in a relationship and don't know them personally are mentally weak.

>>10029300
Are you trying to justify having a crush on a friend as opposed to a celebrity crush? Because I'm pretty sure that's worse. A celebrity crush is somewhat like the equivalent of wanting to fuck a porn star. Or are you just making a statement?

>>10028805
except it's /robots/

>>10028810
islam might be also a solution

>>10029306
I think it's 3/4 fit 1/4 r9k.
Robots are just more vocal

>>10029300
I would let chris hemsworth fuck me regardless of circumstance. Fight me

>>10029308
Chris Hemsworth doesn't have near the charisma or presence he does on film in real life. He's really ordinary.

>I live in the area where he lives.

>>10029303
I think she's saying a celebrity crush is just as bad as having a crush on a friend or colleague if you would sleep with that celebrity? But I'm the anon who first brought up celebrity crushes, and I meant it more in a fantasy kind of way... Anyway I think it's not wrong if you don't act on it. If my boyfriend daydreams about someone he knows irl, I'd be happy if he felt comfortable enough to tell me about it. If someone has an actual crush on their friend, it would be awkward though.

I'm guilty of checking the ap sf site at least once a week. And look what showed up today; Space Lollipop. The fabric and print look interesting and I don't remember sort of what the consensus was about it... I kinda like the more tonal print, but what does cgl think?

>>10029300
I don't see how a celeb crush would be just as bad since the majority of average people have no chance with them anyway and the feelings are probably one-sided.

>>10029321
. . .
Oh god I'm tired. I'm sorry for posting this in the wrong thread.

>>10029329
It's the intention that matters

>tfw no lolita gf to talk about traps, kick outs, crackbacks, rub routes with

>>10029309
>I live in the area that he lives
Plz package and send him over. I'll pay in burando and I won't bitch about shipping

>>10029366
>pay in burando
I'm a guy but okay. Holy Latern is pretty dope and I'll also take Strawberry Whip and British Crown. I like Dolly Cat too.

But just come to Australia. Go to any major beach and you'll find a guy like him. I think his celebrity status is blinding you to how ordinary he really is.

>>10029380
>just come to Australia
Well, I suppose I'll do just that while I wait for mana to reunite me with fitfriend. Maybe I'll start a collection.

>>10029393
I'm just going to start assuming every thirsty post is made by you

>want to cosplay evil Peach from Paper Mario 2
>everyone will think I'm Bowsette
Well fuck my ass.

Man I just really love crossdressing

>>10029380
Good taste, bro

So i have a crush on my coworker, he's like just a total hot awkward nerd, and we've hung out a few times and it seems like he likes me, he has made fun of men interested in me, has offered to do lolita photography shoots with me, and generally likes listening to me babble on about my dresses and how i want to coord them, etc. He went on a two week trip to california, and with about three days notice asked me if i wanted to go, no balls, all expense paid trip by him. i had to politely decline a few times just because i recently started the job i'm now working at with him, and told him next time if he gave me a notice i would love to, and instead made plans to go see a band we both like when he gets back instead. well about half way through his trip he just stops replying to my texts, and mind you i have done everything about the same as always (we chatted about my halloween meet, i sent him some pics, and we talked about how his trip was) so i just figured he was just busy. Until i walk into work today and lock eyes with him, and he can't look at me properly? We say the most awkward of hellos, ask how the other is, and without much time to reply the convo is dead. What happened to the talkative man who wanted to do photo shoots with me and who i felt a nice, cute connection with? I feel like I didn't do anything to upset him, and i definitely didn't say anything to do that, so why in the world does it feel awful and awkward to be around him?

>>10029479
He thinks you rejected him, you dense buffoon

>>10029480
i mean, how can anyone expect someone just starting a new job (this was at my 3 week mark too, not even a whole month here) to pick up and leave everything with only three days notice for a two week vacation! I have rent and a cat to take care of and he knew all of this, and while he was sad i couldn't go i think i still made it clear to him i still like him (hence asking him to go to a concert with me when he gets back). but maybe yr right and i'm just a dense idiot who doesn't get it ughhhhh

>>10029482
Cut your loses sis

>>10029482
I'm not he's right, just that's what he probably thinks. Chances are he got his own hopes up beforehand

>>10029488
i dont wanna he's hot and has money and likes my hobbies
>>10029490
what a fuckin idiot if he just waited like two seconds i woulda fuckin kissed him what the fuck how do i fix this

>>10029493
Be patient and get his trust back. Do stuff together in a group and then get him one on one or see if you can't just skip the group part. Don't count on this happening overnight though

>>10028879

Only if it doesn't ruffle your petti.

>>10029479
Maybe he started a relationship with someone else and is too awkward to tell you. You could always just ask out-right.

>>10029393
Plot twist: your fitfriend is Australian and can often be found at the beach during summer.

>>10029400
you mean shadow queen princess peach, from TTYD? have you even played the game anon? there's no spikes involved, and it's a purple color scheme, if anything if people mention bowsette just tell them they're wrong after they took a picture with you, still gives you more attention and you're educating the tasteless, because paper mario is an exceptional series up til the 3rd game, and then it went to the shitter

>>10029525
pic dropped, related

>>10029307
I'm just here to cosplay cute boys.

>>10029498
ugh idek how i even lost that trust by being a responsible adult but alas i will try thank you anon
>>10029516
i feel like i'd rather kill myself than ask and get a "yes i am"

I turned 30 today. Am I banned from cosplay?

>>10029570
Nah, genetics can save you but do they?

>got haircut today
>haven't seen hairdresser in two years
>she still remembered me and wanted to talk about how i was doing
>thought my change in style and the haircut i wanted looked good
it's nice getting little reminders that you matter and confidence boosters when you're feeling down

how was your day, anons?

>>10029575
What kind of haircut did you get?

>>10029577
very short back and sides, medium length on top, fringe left long enough that my hair's natural waviness comes in to play to add a little flair and a shaved in line on the left side of my scalp to better define where i part it

>>10029575
Hairdressers are absolute social wizards. I have also returned after god knows how long and have them remember me.
My theory is that after each appointment they take little notes of their experience with the client. Then next time they get a booking they can just review and get a grasp on who's coming and viola! They more or less remember you.

Sorry if it sounds like I make hairdressers out to be lying actors, but I've thought a lot about how many customers they have.
It's just too good to be true that they remember me specifically. I'm sure that when they ask how we're doing they're sincere. Hairdressing is an artisan's occupation, and you work quite intimately with people. They do want to know what's up and if we have anything interesting to say. Think about it, have you ever heard of a professional hairdresser who wasn't a people person?

Man, I'd be real convenient if a hairdresser read this and could confirm or refute my light conspiracy theory...

A girl on here cheated on her bf with me.
It was just a one time thing but I kinda miss her.
>tfw gets to easily attached

>>10029639
I think hairdressers are like baristas who remember everyone's orders and life stories. The people who become hairdressers just have that same sort of social bent/memory.

The woman in charge of the j-fashion track of our local con is bad with people and I'm worried how it's going to effect the convention long term. She's passive aggressive, tone deaf, and more than a little petty.

>>10029480
They made other plans together, he'd be retarded if he thinks she rejected him

>hair dresser appointment tomorrow first time in like 4-5 years
>have chop my hair since I'm loosing a ton of long hair and it's sad and irritating
>still scared and sad for my hair and not sure I won't cry afterwards
I finally have the dream length and perfect lolita hair but it has gotten so thin and keeps falling off from the roots. Wish me luck gulls.

>tfw complain to online friends about >tfw no gf
>They immediately all jump down my throat
>Tell me to shut the fuck up
>Call me a complete fucking retard who needs to hurry up and die
>They all agree I'm attractive and have a hard time believing I am who I say I am
>Female friends have said if we didn't live on opposite ends of the world they'd date me in a heartbeat
>One even used my pictures to catfish girls for giggles
>tfw none of this matters
>Stay inside all day
>Watch anime
>Have dakis
>Collect figurines
>Wall scrolls and movie posters plaster my walls
>Play visual novels
>Read light novels and manga
>Like to dress up in nice Jfash/anime-inspired clothes and pose in the mirror because it makes me feel cool
>Only ever leave the house to work, shop for food or specific items, uni and gym
>Don't have any IRL friends, barely even speak to family
>Have zero self-confidence
>Extremely shy and quiet
>Can't look people in the eye or I'll just start feeling awkward and my eyes start to get watery
>Stare at the ground when walking, earphones in and ignore everyone
>Listen to ASMR to treat the loneliness

I don't get it. Are my friends just being nice because they don't actually have to interact with my ugly ass? Much easier to say endless platitudes over the internet I feel.

Also taking applications for gf.

>>10029696
You're the male version non-NEET version of me, holy shit

>>10029698
Want to get married?

>>10029696
>One even used my pictures to catfish girls for giggles
What an asshole!

>>10029700
You're rushing this as a joke I hope.

I am a fool who loves, loses, and almost falls off cliffs.

>>10029696
If your friends are acting like skills l assholes while complimenting you chances are you're at least halfway attractive
Just B urself
Also go to a con and get picked up by a cosplay chick.

>>10029696
>>One even used my pictures to catfish girls for giggles

she did something really disrespectful to you. I hope she's ashamed now, although bitches never are

>>10029830
omg go back to /r9k/ I'm a girl and someone did the same shit to me, hence why I'm a NEET female version of homeboy upthread

Don't be a snowflake

>>10029482
Consider the following: he really liked you too but fucked someone else during his trip and now feels awkward around you

Group of normies at my university, one of them said "nice Halloween costume!" And they all laughed. I kept walking but fuck normies, srslyyy. I'm wearing casual fairy Kei, jeez

>>10029874
gotta say, he's still an idiot cuz i'd probably still kiss him he just needs to stop being a pussy and talk to me if this is the case

>>10029891
Maybe he realized he was gay while on the trip?

>>10029890
>he didn’t forcefully suck their dicks and leave them in a sloppy mess
Why are you even here?

>>10029902
No, I added him to the list of those who shall not survive the jfash vs normie race war

i met a qt but they live half way across the world and i wish i could fly
even burando can’t save me from this anguish

>>10029696
>Only ever leave the house to work, shop for food or specific items, uni and gym
>Don't have any IRL friends, barely even speak to family
Social isolation isn't going to do you any favours anon, it's proven to make depression worse and from personal experience the less practice you have at social interaction the worst you get (I was relatively normal at the start of uni but a few months living alone and working from home made me uncomfortable just leaving the house because I was so unused to it). Go and find a game café to visit or go to a local con for a laugh. Just find any excuse to leave the house.

>>10029570
Nah, just don't cosplay teenagers unless you look youthful, otherwise you're gonna look creepy and sad. Cosplay older characters and you'll be fine

is it just me or does it feel like HWC is back on the attack, shitting up threads?

>>10029944
Hung White Christians are always on the prowl.

>>10029696
>Hey guys I'm good looking but can't get a gf
Nice humble brag faggot. Maybe it's your shittu personality.

>>10029247
Thank you so much! I think having some kind of daily reminder in my face this time will make the difference! I also want these good habits to stick for my health's sake.

>>10029696

>>10029919 is right, and also this social isolation is off-putting if you meet someone, which sounds like a downward spiral but honestly you just need to step out and essentially work up your social experience points, to put it bluntly. You can't expect to get past it overnight; it will take some effort. Focus more on just making friends and sooner or later you'll look back and realize you've built up confidence for yourself. Second guessing everything you do will push people away. I get mentally exhausted trying to cheer up friends who worry so much about their self worth when I think they're cool otherwise - they just spend so much time asking this stuff it's exhausting.

>be at brolita's house before driving to meetup
>he's in the bathroom getting ready
>peeked into his dresser
>find the underwear drawer
>all panties
>neat folded and arranged by style
>steal four pairs

>>10029978
>steal four pairs
SO IT WAS YOU???

>>10029733
Please.

Ordered a piece of my next cosplay. Forgot to put apartment number.

I don't want my package returned!! Should I call my local usps?

>>10030013
It'll probably be redirected to the local post office. Let your building manager know that you're expecting a package

>>10029692
Praying for your hair anon. I have pink hair over a decade, used to look well but I got ill and lost a lot of volume at tailbone length,also going in for the chop soon as I am brave enough

>>10029696
You just described my husband and we met online, lived in different countries & ldr'd it for 18 months, together 8 years. I believe in you anon, you just need to find your girl. There's a lot of us about.

>>10029944
I hope so I kinda miss HWC

I keep gaining weight from stress eating and fear that if I keep this shit up I'll outgrow my brand. I feel so gross jfc

Why do I keep checking Lacemarket although I'm trying to save money?

Whines aside, can anyone give me the rundown on Raines? I've read gulls writing about her but I don't quite remember what they said.

Why do I keep browsing Lacemarket even though I'm supposed to save money?

Feels aside, could anyone give me a rundown of the user Rainies? I've heard gulls talking about her before but can't remember exactly what they said.

>>10030047
she's a scalper, 90% of the things she has listed she bought for like half the price that she sells them for

>>10030048
Fast, precise, concise. Thanks for spilling the tea so efficiently, dear Anon.

>>10030048
God how I wish LM would allow us to block scalpers

The cosplay I wanted to do is harder than I thought it was (though still simple overall). But con is ~1 month away. Not sure if I gonna make it in time.

>>10029692
Try taking some vitamins for hair growth and examine the products you're using on your hair. Your hair might be weighed down by hair care products caking on. My stylist gave me a clarifying treatment once and recommended which shampoos, conditioners, deep moisturizers, treatments, etc to use or stay away from. Your dresser will know exactly how to help you. They might even be able to recommend some vitamins.

>>10030037
You are 100% repressing some other problem. Seek help before it's harder to undo the damage to your weight and eating habits than it is to address whatever else is going on

>>10030061
Create a plan and stick to it. Don't let any time go to waste. 1 month is still a good amount of time, you just have to work hard. And if you don't make it in time, don't try to rush it. Save it and you'll be much happier than producing a half-assed costume. Alternatively, you could buy parts that you need to give yourself the time to handwork on others.

>>10030076
thanks anon I'm currently trying to not panic and avoid thinking I not gonna make it

Saving for 9 months for boring adult reasons, see two legit dream dresses. One was an indie brand so hard to find, other old as balls & the cut/colour combo doesn't show up secondhand & both in preferred colourway and cheap. Fuck it. Both mine! Tummy all butterflies right now

>>10029718
It was weird.

>>10029737
>Just B urself
This is myself. I became a real recluse after highschool because I struggled to make friends in uni.

>>10029830
I felt a bit bad for the girls she catfished because you could see in the messages how happy they were.

>>10029919
>>10029964
I know I should leave my comfort zone but the problem is I'm very comfortable in my comfort zone. I think being online so much has made me hyper aware of my own social interactions becoming awkward because of all the stories of creepers and weirdos. I'm scared that one of the stories will be about me one day and I don't want to cause anyone discomfort.

>>10029959
What's the point of being good looking if it can't do anything for me? I genuinely don't believe I am good looking because I've never lived the life I think good looking people live.

>>10030022
This is sweet. I hope you two are together forever and happy.

>>10030091
you've come to the right place we have plenty of thirsty gulls here just waiting to sweep you off your feet. keep mentioning how good looking you are and one will eventually claim you, it helps if you're rich too. don't be alarmed if she wants to parade you around in one of her old dresses or keep you chained to her basement though. that's totally normal

>>10029696
>>10030091
Post face and body

>>10030091
>This is myself
Don't b urself till you say hi to a girl, THEN b urself

Should I stream in coord? Would anyone care? I'm kind of ugly but I like spyro a lot and have considered streaming the re-released.

>>10030212
Try it

>>10030117
Here's my face with obvious censor. I'm not posting my body. I am not very confident. Please be gentle.

>>10030216

This won't end well.

>>10030216
You just seem like a jerkoff with a low self esteen who wants asspats. Just work on your self esteem and the girls will come rolling in. You're not bad looking from what I can tell, you just have some sort of shitty view of yourself and that pushes people away and attracts that kind of energy towards you.

>>10030212
I say go for it, I'm always down for lolitas doing stuff in lolita that's not just drinking tea and unboxing clothes. Also I think you're cute.

>>10030212
>>10030234
I second all of this.

I'm planning to enter my first big cos comp soon and I'm stupidly worried my work isn't impressive?

I'm primarily an embroidery/tailoring focused costumer and my work involves both of those things (upwards of 300 hours of embroidery on the main garment, plus historical research and techniques being used since it's from a historical piece), and I just know that it's not flashy. I know it's silly but I'm going to be so sad when I get passed over for someone with a ton of armour or lights or anything that's more visually impressive.

>>10030244
Post detail pictures! It sounds amazing!

>>10030216
Post dream dress.

>>10030249

>>10030256
basic but has potential

>>10030258

I want all the dresses.

>>10030216
You weren't lying, you are cute! Nice lips and your body doesn't look bad at all from what can be seen. You really do need to work on that self esteem

>>10030212
Aww, anon... If you think you're ugly, you need new eyes. I wish I were as cute as you, you are literally adorable and I want to be friends with you. I hope you have a great time streaming that game!

>>10030263

>guy claims he has low self-esteem
>readily posts a picture of himself with a somewhat provocative look showing off his good side
>photo is has a huge as fuck resolution too

This is bait. Fuck off, crossboarder.

>>10030212
Girls with the "I don't sleep very well at night" look are cute.

>>10030285
It's normal resolution for a phone camera. What makes me suspicious is how the file name has screenshot in it.

>>10030301
I screenshot it so the photo isn't absolutely massive, doesn't auto rotate to the side when uploaded to 4chan and to make sure I'm removing all exif data.

>>10030285
I like how he's pushing on his neck to make his jaw/chin look sharper.

>>10030297
>tfw have that look
>no one in real life thinks i'm cute
>they think i'm a junkie and avoid me at all costs

>>10030333
Post track marks.

>>10030331
kek I wonder just how many pictures he took to get that one.

>>10030350
Two.

If I post my pictures here too will people tell me I'm ok looking?

>>10030357
Depends whether or not you're okay looking.

Also, >>>/soc/

>>10030364
I've looked at /soc/ before, but I'm not interested in showing my dick to random people or trying to hook up

>>10030212
Don't do it lol

>>10030212
This sort of attention whoring is why I hate it when cgl gets selfposts.
>Wahhh I'm ugly!!!
>No ur not bb u can do whatever u want
Shut upppppp

>>10029736
this post leaves me with the most questions desu

>>10030013
Package inception if usps

>>10030047
wow same...
>>10030087
yes! good for you anon

>>10030367
They have face rate threads, maybe you would know if you took the time to look

>spend a metric fuckton on headbows and berets
>none of them ever look good on me
>finally try a rectangle headdress after avoiding them for the longest time because I thought they'd look weird on me
>this is what I should have been spending all that money on all those years
>mfw

>>10028757
My roommate and one of my closest friends just agreed to cosplay with me while planning for friendsgiving. A lot of our cosplaying friends are coming and we're going to figure out if we're going to do a group cosplay. I'm so excited!

>>10030474
Friendsgiving sounds kinda kinky.

>>10030478
You're thinking of Chainsgiving.

>>10030443
Same. I don't understand why bows look so much more stupid on me. I even prefer to wear bonnets now.

>>10030482
I don't get it either, I think they look adorable on everyone else but on me they just stick out from my head like a sore thumb

>>10030216
look at those fishlips and those fatty cheeks. plus that's one weak af chin. Average at best, not good enough to catfish people with. this guy is delusional

>>10030212
attention whoring on /cgl/ is the most pathetic thing out there.
You're not ugly, just extremely average.

My boyfriend complained and told me not to buy a kumakumya pochette and I agreed... Now I'm on AP trying to decide if I want to buy Candy Carol lol

>>10029525
>>10029527
I was so disappointed in Sticker Star, at least Super Paper Mario was playable, I guess. TTYD is GOAT though.

>>10030212
>>10030216
Nah you’re both cute. Work on yourselves on the inside, it’ll be worth it.

Lolita feels
> very specific brand tastes
> on LM long enough that certain names always pop up as sellers
> One seller keeps sniping up my DDs when they pop up on the western market
> Looks like they have a 2-3 year turn around for dresses when they eventually sell them (at full price, ofc)
> Not sure if slight scalper or just has the same taste
I think I might have a lolita nemesis, guys

Apparently I farted in a pile of burando and it was kind of deadly. Realise what happened when I went to put away what was a pile of clean, folded burando and they smell like death.

........I just had to get this off my chest....

>>10030509
What's up with gulls complaining about scalpers recently? I understand about rainies and cherry_sp, but I feel like if I buy a 6000 yen dress off mercari and try to sell it for 65 bucks if I don't like it people are going to call a scalper. I also don't see anyone complaining about stores like lolitadesu's prices

>>10030512
I’m talking about dresses that go for ~150-200 on fril being sold for $500. Most items just don’t appear too often and thus the average pricing varies wildly; not because it’s particularly coveted but because people can get away with it.

>>10030481
Are they not the same thing?

>>10030512
Scalpers specifically sell at maliciously higher prices, usually to take advantage of a surplus in demand caused by either circumstance or themselves.
Selling low does not make you a scalper.

Been dieting, but random bouts of hard hitting depression have me sitting aorund, sleeping for days and only waing up to eat the closet available things. which is usually junk food.

It's too cold to go for walks or jogs outside, and the physical sensation of fat moving around on my legs makes it an awful experience from the get go.
My waist hasn't gone down an inch in half a year. I just want to fit in these cute dresses.

>>10029558
unrelated, but this remembered me about the true sad story of the whale who played free willy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keiko_(orca)

>>10029640
dude, did you know that she has a boyfriend?
if yes, you are an asshole

>>10030519
Since brands still refuse to cater to larger women, you should learn how to modify your brand so that it fits you.

>>10030526
Why? They aren't the one that cheated. They didn't betray anyone's trust.

>>10030507
Lol get yourself a new man. I complained about not having red shoes and mine turned around and bought me brand new Baby shoes. Ofc I love him more than Lolita but I do enjoy a man who buys me things AND can debate me on why Holy Lantern is the yoga pants of AP.

>>10030529
it's true, he basically wasn't the one who betrayed someones trust, but if he was fully aware she had a boyfriend, he isn't that much better, cause he slept with the girl of someone else

>>10030530
Lol get yourself a new job. I complained about not having red shoes and then used my own money to buy some for myself.

So i ordered this beautiful, black oversized headbow from this seller, she looks like a normie and her stuff looks like it's in decent condition. The bow was shown in GREAT condition and i'm stoked bc its cheap and i needed something casual for my magic amulet... anyways i get it in the mail yesterday and it looks.. burned? I can't describe the feeling of it but it's hard and crusty and slightly brown? I sent her a message about it, i don't mind if i get a refund but i would most certainly like an explanation for this because i'm kind of upset

>>10030537
I’m sorry you’re so envious that I not only have a job, but a loving boyfriend who buys me stuff on top of that.

>>10030541
Whatever you say, Jashin-chan.

>>10029479
He had the money to invite you with him. You declined. So he asked another girl he had his eyes on. It's over, Anon. While you were busy sending him pics of your skeleton inspired coord for your Halloween meetup, he was half-heartedly replying while his skeleton inspired boner was deep inside Stacy's Jack-O-Lantern.

You blew it. And not in the way Stacy "blew it" or the way he "blew it" all over her face on the vacation either. I'm sorry, Anon. Maybe we can get some tatter tot topped chilly cheese dogs some time?

>>10030539
Probably smoked around her brand and burned it.
In all seriousness, the fact she sold this as "great condition" is infuriating.

>>10030549
I mean sure that's the easiest answer but he stopped replying like days after the meet even was and he was gushing about the photo shoot we were gunna do with that coord when he gets back. My bitch ass wants to ask him what happened now tho lmao

Also thanks for the offer b but i gotta fit into my burando and that sounds like it'll ruin it in more than one way

>>10030553
it was angelic pretty too, i want to leave her a bad review if she doesn't answer me but i'm scared she'll leave me with a bad one too

>>10029530
>>10030555
Okay anon, I'm the chilli dog anon who was poking fun at you, but your sincere response made me laugh and I want to help you out. Here's my take on it:

Emotions aren't always rational, anon. Somewhere in the back of his mind he may understand why, but there may be other factors that push his insecurities to the forefront instead and overwhelm his reasoning. This may especially be true if he's had a long history of rejection.

Like, imagine if he's the kind of person who's never really struck it lucky with the ladies - not particularly because he's unattractive but just because he's been socially awkward or always went after the wrong girls at the wrong times. Now, imagine he's gotten conditioned to the point where he feels "why even bother asking someone out? they'll probably just reject me like they always do..."

Now let's take this further. You caught his eye, and even though he was telling himself "she's going to say no anyway..." in his mind, you were worth it enough for him to get over his fears and muster up the courage to try (this may be why he waited so long to ask you - he may have wanted to give you way longer notice but was fighting his fears to actually drop the question onto you). So when you say no, even if you give a valid reason, it just re-enforces his insecurities and hurts him deeper than it would hurt most normal people. He also may feel that he made it too obvious he likes you, but in his mind you OBVIOUSLY don't like him (his hopes crushed at the slightest hint of rejection) so he may feel he potentially ruined something between you two. Maybe he even has a history of making a close friendship awkward with a confession or something.

If you really want to get to the bottom of this, I'd say it's best to give things a little time (maybe a week or two - chances are even if he wants to open up to you, his emotions are too raw at the moment to confront).

(cont.)

Test to see if 4chan just ate my post.

>>10030560
(cont.)
If a week or two passes and he's still awkward, try bringing it up. Be up front and say that you feel things may be weird but don't know why - that you're unsure if you did something to hurt him but you want to make things better. Make sure to re-iterate that you really wanted to go with him, but the timing was off, and that you aren't just saying that to be nice but really mean it.

If things DO change, then STILL bring it up because it's important to crush misconceptions and miscommunications before they get built upon. If you chicken out on this step, you may actually lose him if he decides to give up on you and move on. Communication is always important, people can't read minds, and what may be obvious from your perspective may not be from his. Keep this bit of information in mind even if you two get together, too many couples make the mistake of assuming their partners can "know" what's wrong and why it's wrong.

The best way to bring this up even when things are normalized is to just ask him about his trip, and subtly lead the discussion into the point where he stopped replying. The script kidna follows the same format - you want to make it clear that you WANTED to go and you weren't just politely rejecting. Only in this case, you should muster up the courage to ask HIM somewhere to make up for it. As a "I felt bad rejecting such a kind offer, I still wanna hang with you" kind of deal.

BUT honestly, at some point just take the leap to ask for an actual date. Let him know you're interested in him - he already threw a pretty hard and solid hint he's into you (who invites someone they just met recently on an all expense paid vacation? if he was uggo you'd be posting this story in the creeper threads.) So just put some effort in on your part as well. I'm usually against the idea of office romance, but you seem like you're headset on going through with it anyway, so just FUCKING DO IT.

Good luck, Anon. Get him a tatter tot topped chilli cheese.

>>10029696
shut the fuck up

>>10030527
I wouldn't modify my own brand for the life of me. I am not even close to that confident in my own sewing skills.
I'd rather just lose the weight. Not just for the brand, but to have my legs back to a decent shape. Walking with any speed feels awful and it makes me not want to move which make me fatter. Besides i'm not fat enough that brand can't fit me. I'm not huge, just fat.

>>10030559
If it’s on LM you can report it to the mods, there is no reason for her to leave you a bad review.

>>10029696
Shut the fuck up! Biiiiiitch!

>>10030574
thank u anon this is sweet! i actually did make plans with him after he got back (After i declined i actually told him we should go see a band play that we both like, and he was all for it, now i'm not sure if we will if i'm giving him space)! And normally i'm not about it either but he's super sweet and something about him gives me stupid butterflies. Thank you for all the advice i'll chill out for the week and give him his space. Hopefully it works out! I'll probably update when i do it

>>10030541
In some cultures you're made to feel bad if someone buys you things. I know if my boyfriend bought me shoes, I would buy something for him in return.

>>10030073
>>10030022
Thank you anons! It actually turned out pretty well and the hair dresser was sweet. It's definitely better than before and I don't actually feel bad at all. My problem is unfortunately either hormones or stress and anxiety but she too recommended some vitamins and mild iron supplements I'm definitely going to try.
>mfw the haircut I was so afraid of is super cute and I will definitely go again

>>10030490
Jeez anon, you’re right but I wouldn’t have put it like that.
He definitely doesn’t have low self esteem tho if he looks like that and has the gall to call himself handsome.

>tfw no cosplayer gf to dress up like Yui and make bargs for her to ead

>tfw cosplay is finally earning me money
>tfw using that money to buy Bodyline costumes for cam because none of them appreciate my lolita

>Mom is watching Lilo and Stitch downstairs
>Listening to it passively
>That_one_song_about_family_in_the_hammock_scene.webm
>Suddenly actively listening and actively weeping
>Holding back louds sobs while tears fall

You know, I'm really happy with my painless and moderate period, but it sure is a ride these few days before it actually starts and my emotions are on steroids.

Lolita related
>Postpone essay until the last day
>Have always been chilling out in my pyjamas
>No effort to try and get up and study
>Come today
>Kick myself out of bed
>Put on casual lolita coord
>No makeup, but petti, blouse and laced jsk
>Pretty tights stuck down in my fluffy slippers
>Gets down to business to defeat the huns
>Write essay all day
>Every time I need to get up from desk I see my reflection in the windows
>Fuck I'm pretty
>Laced bodice improves my posture
>I feel so very pretty
>Finish essay with three hours to spare

Every trick helps, and today lolita made me my own hero. Zero to hero. Disney is great, okay.

>>10030481
Cmon. Everyone knows the kinky version is Spanksgiving.

>>10030614
there's too many ugly dudes out there who think they are hot. this dude has a fat fucking face and thinks he's good looking,what a joke

>>10030638
You seem like fun person but in the way where I'd hate you and your taste in entertainment if we ever met irl

>>10030490
I hate the look of men with weak chins. It makes their face too small and round and generally very unmasculine.

>>10030648
Okay. Nice knowing you over the internet then, Anon.

If you're that worried about my taste in entertainment I am happy to report that I've got my interested finger scraping the top layer of too many pies to count, rarely digging down to see the crust. Just living life, you know.

>>10030216
you gotta love yourself mate.
you are not bad looking. love the messy tuft and shaved sides.
what makes you want to stay inside all day? it's hard to have positive perspectives if you are wallowing all alone. the negativity just grows in that kind of environment.

I think you need to make some local irl friends. join a group/club. if you don't push your comfort zones you won't develop. 4chan is only going to make you worse if you are emotionally unwell.

Looks aren't everything. I promise you, if a working class Steve Buscemi-look-a-like walked into my job right now, told me a joke, made me laugh and asked me to tea I'd be out of here. Why? I'd be thinking about how much fun and how many more smiles this guy could bring me, and how much I might enjoy his company. The tea date would be an opportunity to see if he matched what I want.

physical attraction only goes so far. When you truly love someone they are irreplaceable and no one will never look as good as them.
If you want love you have to know that you are worthy of love. work on whatever internal things that might become obstacles in bonding deeply with another. Don't take shallow advice that instructs you to only work on dumb skin deep or financial things. whatever serious issues you hold onto will most certainly screw up any romantic relationship. Trust me.

Wish you the best man.
>pic unrelated, it just makes me happy

>>10030652
that's you anon. on the other hand, some people prefer small faces.

>>10030682
Why???? They look so unproportional on a guy.

>>10030685
Maybe people have different tastes???

>>10030490
I agree with the chin thing. It's not proportionate to the rest of my face. Chins should be 1/3 of your face but mine just isn't. I've been saving up for plastic surgery to fix that and my nose which I fucking hate.

>>10030679
I don't have anything to do outside. Nothing interests me. Anything can be fun when your with friends but I have no friends and I can't seem to make them so I've given up on that.

I really want to go to cons but new experiences and places scare me because I might do something stupid and embarrass myself. I need someone to metaphorically hold my hand and guide me through it.

I'm also very awkward and don't like to speak because I don't like my voice. It doesn't fit me because I have a stupid boy face but I have a deep manly voice. I have nothing to say to anyone and I don't want to just start speaking which would annoy someone. I hate getting in people's way or bothering them in any form.

How do the Russian girls stay so thin? I eat healthily and exercise and I look strong, not skinny. What's their secret? I feel like such a whale next to them even though I fit all the smaller-sized brands.

>>10030443
Same, but with canotiers and hats. My head just isn't the right shape. Maxi pad or simple headband or big-ass bonnet, nothing else looks good.

>>10030724
Being thin has nothing to do with exercise or eating healthy. Everything to do with calorie restriction and not eating inflammatory foods.

HEEEEELLLP, I wasted $20 on a shitty wig and now I won't be able to make rent!

>>10030720
As a fellow piece of shit loner I have two things for you:
1. There is almost no way you can embarrass yourself at a con. You're sharing the floor with literal spergs, you'll be fine.
2. I've been going to the same convention alone for the past 6 years and I didn't talk to anybody, not even in passing, for the first 3. Just go and do whatever sounds interesting by yourself. More often than not other people will try striking up a conversation with you and if the con is big enough you'll probably never see them again so no need to worry about fucking it up. Just find the nearest one to you and make it happen. You'll be a better person for it.

>>10030745
Thanks anon. There is one really close to me happening today actually and I really wanted to go but I psyched myself out thinking I would look weird and read about myself here walking around by myself, not in cosplay, just gawking at things.

>>10030511
Anon this is the funniest fucking thing I've heard all day.

You have been witnessed, shiny and chrome.

>got sexually harassed by hobos at the bus stop and on the bus today
>super tired and also super busy
>literally 900 things to do and all I want is to sleep
>paycheck is underwhelming, government is stealing like 20% of my paycheck and I really need the fucking money
>am prostituting myself just to make rent even though I work a fulltime white collar job
>medical debt on top of it
>super important job interview on monday that might get me out of this awful city
>face won't stop breaking out even when I'm applying salicylic acid daily
>every day go without breakfast and lunch because literally no time to eat, don't get to eat until 7 PM
>4 hours of commuting daily
>I hate my job
>tfw no bf
>tfw no bf to protect me from crazy sexual harassing hobos
>tfw hate life, should have put a bullet in my head a long time ago
>if I don't get this job I'm going to sob on the floor and consider kms but won't because I'm still foolish enough to have hope for the future
>everything I've ever tried has failed
>can't afford nice clothes
>can't afford anything
>can't even get a roommate because it's a studio
>still have medical problems that will only get worse over time
>face is breakout city like god is spitting in my face

>>10030511
>mfw
Why the fuck did you fart on clean laundry?

>>10030865
Try adapalene along with salycyllic acid. Put the adapalene on before you go to bed and then cleanse in the morning.
As for the rest... Well shit, you have my sympathies gull, but the fact you're able to deal with this does mean your future is pretty bright.

>>10030877
>able to deal with this
It's not actually the worst position I've ever been in. It's just that I'm so tired. I tried camwhoring but didn't make that much and the site didn't let me withdraw the money, crashed the browser every time. I wish I could find one of those Dubai daddys to shit on my face for ten grand. That would solve at least 15% of my problems.
>adapalene
I'll check it out. Thank you gull.

>>10028823
I'm a kinky lolita.

>>10030880
If this is the worst it's ever been it probably won't get worse
You have a white collar job right? You just need to hang in there until it pays off your debt and you can start spending money on getting out of your hell hole. What city are you trying to escape?

>>10030885
That's the easy part.

>>10030891
I totally mistyped the start of my post. I meant "this should be the worst it ever gets from now on"

>>10030730
That doesn't sound healthy. It sounds like maybe being thin isn't worth

>>10030216
You're cute af.

>>10030896
It also depends on body type. Some people just don't have the right frame to be thin and look really bad when they are.

>>10030555
Anon, come back and let us know how things turn out?

>>10030865
I'll be your bf.

>>10030631
Do you sell patreon nudes?

>>10030891
Not gonna reveal that. It's an overpriced overrated shithole of hobos and poverty. Anyway if I get the job I'm interviewing for, I'm all set. If not then... idk. I have several back-up plans but none are ideal.
It should get better but the lack of sleep is getting to me, I've been in go-mode for a month now and am exhausted. I just hope one day I might not be so god damned poor. Also I really wish prostitution were legal, it's total bullshit that it isn't, the pay is in one hour what I make in two days, opportunities like that don't spring out of nowhere. Fucking moralfag government. Oh god, someone might get ahead financially, shut it down. If I wasn't scared of police I'd sell my pussy every day of the week and maybe dig out of this hole at last. But noooooo.

>>10030910
Also I have no nice clothes, and now it's winter and I dress like shit because it's freezing cold. I just want to be kawaii and instead I'm standing outside in freezing cold wearing oversized milsurp looking coat and pants and all. Red runny nose is not MOE fuck I hate the cold FUCK. I hate this city.

>>10030892
True. Unfortunately, most of the people I've met that are into kink go full ddlg on me once they find out I wear lolita (I don't share it online kink spaces) and ageplay in any form is a hard nope from me. I wear classic and gothic, so you'd think I'd be safe.

>>10030910

So. . . San Francisco, then.

>>10030916
Chicago.

>>10030910
If it wasn't illegal, would the pay be that good though?

>>10030885
Apparently there are a lot of you here.

>>10030916
>>10030917
Neither. Stop guessing, it isn't exciting.
>>10030918
apparently in europe they get about half of what I get, which is still a day of pay for an hour of work, so yeah. Just makes zero sense it should be illegal. Of course if it were regulated it would be even worse so idk. Just not sure where to meet more clients for arrangements, preferably same guy regularly.
sex is good. money is good. sex with money is best. beautiful cash money. ...that all goes to bills and debt.

>>10030865
>am prostituting myself
>tfw no bf

>>10030885
That's great, but what is your opinion on Paul's Boutique?

>>10030909
Nope.

>>10030905
Th-thanks...

>>10030865
If you are in the U.S. leave the city asap. With the internet citys are dying scary fast. Its only gonna get worse. We will the the death of the concept of the city in our lifetimes. Any suburd or rural town will do. You can find a job once you are there.

If you can get at least $500 you can get an apartment in a rural town. Even if its not enough money just show up with the cash and they will give you a place to live. They will not turn away a woman in need.


Stop being a prostitute now. Its seriously unhealthy.

I want to learn to draw. I know some anons on here are very good.

Any tips? I want to get back into the things I loved as a kid which were reading, writing and drawing. I read for an hour each night now and I'm getting back into writing and drawing is the only one left.

Is a tablet for drawing a better investment than buying pencils and pads? I'd like to be able to illustrate the stories that I write or ultimately make some money off of it but I'm content with it just be a personal creative outlet.

>>10030958
this >>>/gd/ board might help
google is your friend too

>tfw no prostitute lolita gf

>>10030865
Take a break from the salicylic acid. Your skin is freaking out from being dried out like grandma’s pussy and in overproduction mode to make up for it. Try dabbing it only on the affected areas instead of on your entire face as well.

Test

>>10030958
If you haven't drawn in a while don't go wasting money on a tablet yet. Just get some pen and paper and doodle something everyday until you get the hang of it: the only way to get good is to practice a lot, and try to constantly improve (when you recognize something looks bad/wrong, google examples/tutorials of it and try to figure out what's done different to make it look better). Once you've actually spent time improving and you know it's not some passing phase, then go spend the money on a tablet/pad if you feel so inclined. You'd be surprised at how many people go "I want to be good at drawing!", spend a lot of money on fancy tablets/coloring pens, then they draw for a while, but don't improve that fast and give up again. Also, when you draw a lot it's hard to recognize your own improvement, so every now and then it's a good idea to compare your most recent works to say, a month older ones. This way you'll be able to tell exactly how much you've improved after drawing an X amount. But do keep in mind that even if you will improve, it will take a long time to get properly good, and being able to make money off of it is a whole other matter entirely. Think of those things after you've actually gotten back into drawing properly.

>>10030865
>can’t even handle intermittently fasting
>thinks she deserves anything in life

>found a really nice cosplay/fash discord comm
>Gets kicked out
I wish I could join it again.
I kinda miss it, none of the other ones gave me the attention that, that one did. I miss getting bullied by them. Everytime they tell me to off myself, made my heart skip a beat.

>>10031046
You may be broken.

>>10031046
Aww, anon, if it makes you feel good, I'd be happy to do that for you.

>>10030865
I won't be your bf, but if you willing to move. You could move in with me. I'm broke as you, we both can drag ourself out of this hell hole.

>>10031047
Not broken, I just found something to life for and then lost it tragically.

>>10031048
-sips tea- I would love it, as long as you do it with passion.

>>10031050
Y-y-you're a d-d-doo d-d-doo HEAD!

>>10031050
Okay, I lied. I can't do it. Please don't hurt yourself.

>>10031046
I want to bully you

>>10031050
I'd be happy to passionately tell you to kill yourself if i can pretend you're my cuntbag ex while i'm doing it

>>10031052
That's cute haha

>>10031053
I won't, I appreciate your honesty, and that you are worried. -pets your head-

>>10031054
Please do, it would be an honor and great pleasure for me.

>>10031055
I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I neither do I have a cunt nor can I condone you hurting a lady.

>>10031056
oh believe me, she's no lady

she's a sociopath who sees other people as toys to use, manipulate, fuck and discard

>>10031058
So tell me what happened in your relationship, why do you believe that she is that way. And what did she do? Or are those just the words of an angry child? That did not gain what he sought after? What you are telling me is just half the story maybe a twisted truth? Many men encounter such problems, blaming others for what they do not see. The unseen self inside they own reflection. I believe it is time to move on, free thy self of those negative thoughts.

>>10030967
>prostitute
>gf

>>10031061
We dated for two years, then she came to me and admitted that she'd never loved me and only agreed to date me in the first place because she wanted to see what having a boyfriend was like and kept the lie up because she liked the sex and affection I gave her, and also that she'd been cheating on for the last four months.

After breaking up with her, I kept finding out more and more lies she'd told me to try and turn me against her friends, like characterising one as a creep who wouldn't take no for an answer and kept trying to convince her to dump me for him even to the point of cutting himself on camera as emotional manipulation. None of that happened, she just thought it would be funny to see me not like him.

She would also share all the intimately private information about me that I told her with her friends, fully knowing that they were things I didn't share with people normally and felt self-conscious about.

And finally, during the time when I was still in denial and still loved her, she would keep telling me how she still cared about my feelings and wanted to be with me and told me that she wasn't with anyone else so I'd stay wound around her finger, when really she'd hooked up with another guy the same day I broke up with her and had no interest in me anymore.

>>10031065
>tfw no sociopathic gf to treat me like a play thing

>>10031061
As for her side of the story, it's basically what I just said, with "But I never meant to hurt you!" tacked on at the end as if that excuses everything.

>>10030838

Lol. Glad my gaffe is good for a laff

>>10030867

It was on the bed ready to be put away but I got distracted for a bit. Must have sat near it and let one rip at some point.

At least I discovered the cause. Zero cal sweetener and high fibre diet makes my guts unhappy, it seems. Lesson learned.

>>10030996
>Try dabbing it only on the affected areas instead of on your entire face
That's what I've been doing. I guess overuse might be valid, yeah.
>>10031045
>can’t even handle
>handles it every day
What did gull mean by this?
>>10030953
>leave the city asap.
I'm working on it, but anyway, they really are not. Cities are growing rapidly. This city they can't throw up housing quickly enough. My job until now required a city to find employment. desu I think I may have been equally fucked in any city, this one just a little more fucked than most. All rent everywhere is out of control and wages are not rising accordingly. It's a really bad feel.
In like 5-10 years I hope we see remote work becoming the norm. There's really no reason I even need to physically go into an office, but they require it just to screw me over, I guess. tfw no 300/month rent in a beautiful beach paradise working from a laptop.

>>10031081
What kind of work do you do?

>>10031117
Prostitution.

>>10031119
Where are you based? I want to fuck a gull prostitute

I got removed from my comm.
The glorious leader decreed I was no longer wanted. Kinda hilarious in timing, as I was planning to leave, but the petty part of me is mad I didn't leave first. I liked one person in the group, and she and I are still friends with plans to hang out next week. I feel like I should be more sad. These were my friends for a good chunk of time and I spent a ton of time with them. But Im feeling fine. Dead inside or was this just a really good thing?

>>10031120
I'm an Antartic comfort woman.

>>10031119
I meant the white collar job, obviously-not-OP

>>10031121
What did you do to earn their wrath? Dislike trannies?

>>10031124
I've been found out. I'll get you next time, my pretty.

>>10031126
A fun combo deal of wrong think and not bowing down. Im no leader or organizer, but I like to help and contribute. A couple times I disagreed with stupid ideas. Plus it became clear that I believe issues are complex with multiple sides and viewpoints not just black and white. I don't have an issue with trannies as long as they make a cute coord.

>>10031124
Very boring office stuff that could be done entirely on a computer except for boomerfuck management who hate change and want us all to suffer.
>>10031120
t. not-fbi

>>10031140
I'm serious. How much extra do you want to fuck in your burando?

>>10031140
Have you considered getting a different job?
Or dating a military member

>>10031129
Honestly, what's the point of comm's anyway? Why not just keep in touch with a small group of lolitas whose company is actually pleasant? Hell, why not just go out for tea with normalfag friends in your lolita?

>>10031155
I would think she has, given she has a fucking job interview lined up.

>>10031155
>>10031160
...heh. I'm both plotting to move AND to switch careers to something less shitty. Now I need a plot to acquire passive income so I can stop needing to sell my pussy for rent money. And maybe, one day, I might be able to afford medical care! Dog bluss yuusa. And after that, by the time I can afford it, I'll be too old to wear nanchatte...
Considered selling myself in marriage to some rich guy (I've had interest) but I just can't do it. Sex is one thing, but marriage and even kids from it would be kind of immoral to do for money imo. I'm a fool, I could be sitting on a beach drinking $25 cocktails right now with some rich old husband paying for everything.
Is there a name for fashionable OL clothes like in my chinese mangoes? They have some really cute outfits an obasan wouldn't look ridiculous in...

>>10030511
Boys fart. Girls brap.

>>10031174
>brap
4chan vernacular is so cringeworthy.

>>10031174
I thought brapping was what British rappers did

>>10030742
You dug this hole yourself, enjoy living in your cardboard box

>>10031039
Test: successful

>>10031179

>>10031172
The military provides a lot of great benefits like payment for housing, health insurance, life insurance, retirement, etc.
These benefits extend to the dependants (wives, kids, etc) of military members, too.
You might want to give it some consideration to date someone in the military.
I mean, that's just what I've heard, but-

Oops, almost dropped my Air Force uniform.

>>10031222
Unless she intended to rush into a marriage, how would any of this help her?

>>10031224
Eyy bro. I'm jest trying to get muh dick wet, Why are you hasslin?

>>10031224
That's true. As an alternative, she could also get a job on a military instillation or join the military herself and receive the benefits. A far superior alternative to suffering.

>>10031226
You must think you're hilarious. Well you're the only one that does.

>>10031234
You must think you're suave. Well you're the only one that does.

>>10031235
i like the sound of whorelita x militaryfag. i'm rooting for them

>>10031239
Worst crack ship in the history of feels threads. I wonder how massive Pyramidhead is by now.

>>10031243

New thread

>>10031245
Do we really need a new one when there are already four in the catalog?

>>10031246
They're all past bump limit and will die soon enough

>>10031175
>proceeds to utilize reddit vernacular

>>10030549

this post gave me a good laugh, ty anon

>>10030865

spoiler: I was that exact girl you are talking about now. It doesn't get better when you're finally able to leave the shit city, it's just another flavor of shit sandwich.

my honest advice: non-ironically kys. I wish every day that I could, and hate myself even more each time I consider it and dont do it.

>>10031046
Is that anime cartman?

>>10030511
I know the feel

>>10031240
I'm trying my best, I'm not roiding so progress isn't linear.

>tfw you go to cons
>tfw you got so well versed into Lolita the girls trust you
>tfw loads of easy pussy

It may took awhile to learn everything but I'd say it was worth it, thanks CGL for making me no longer a virgin and getting to sleep with cute girls!

>>10030953
>We will the the death of the concept of the city in our lifetimes
What an absolutely retarded thing to say or believe. The oposite is reality. Cities are turning more local and resilient and become places of actual civil participation in the West. And in the east city planning is changing a fuckton of things to the better as well.
Get some perspective, pal

>>10031064
He's not really inside her if there's a rubber involved, anon