/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Man I just really love Halloween

Man I just really love lolita

Man I just really love pumpkin boobs.

>suddenly want a guy to ask me to marry him and put his babies in me
Why? When they were talking about that clock they weren't joking the fuck around.

>>10020228
same anon and I think I only have a few years left at most. Sad days.

>>10020233
>few years left
Before what? Anyway now I have to try and nab a husband. I just hate dating, though. I hate how drawn out it is. I hate how annoying dates are, and the stupid text messaging and years of playing the game to just maybe have the relationship work. It's such a bother.

>>10020237
>>10020233
There's always sperm banks if you're in a hurry. Cut out the need to find a fuck boy fast, have a kid with supreme genes because banks are selective as fuck and only take handsome brain surgeons over 6" or equivalent, and then take your time finding a truly wonderful guy to love you for the rest of your life. Don't rush into a relationship to have a kid, or you'll probably end up hitched to someone you'll regret.

>>10020233


Freeze your eggs

>>10020249
Body: hot
Face: looks like the girl from Ask A Mortician

>>10020248
>being a single mother
Hell nah. I don't want the kid, I want the husband who wants the kid.
>>10020249
Useless. No one wants to have a baby at 50 when your body can't handle it.

>>10020254
>don't want the kid
Then why the fuck would you have one? The world has enough negligent mothers as it is.

>>10020252
Gave me a chuckle, but don't do Caitlin like that, she's a cutie

>>10020257
T b h agreed, she's really cool and I wanna be her friend

>>10020256
As I said, it's about being willfully impregnanted by a husband who wants the kid. Not like I would throw the kid off a bridge or anything, my god.

Having been lolita for several years now this frilly shit is the fucking best thing that have happened to me. Idk why I feel so passionate about it but even when I'm battling my depression lolita is the only thing I manage to care about. I would probably have zero social contacts because nothing else makes me over come my social anxiety. Even loneliness doesn't feel as bad as it could because I will always have my dresses and my comm. Not to mention how the (overseas and online) drama keeps me entertained. Of course there is other things I enjoy but damn lolita is so fucking perfect.

>>10020269
Seconded, big time.

Weird feel. But to piggyback off >>10020269's post, I also appreciate the community, I love that I'm involved after years of dreaming and buying, being ita, etc.
However the reason I joined was almost kind of evil. I loved the drama I saw online when I was a teenager (back in the days of getoffegl and when cgl was vicious) and I kind of idolised it. I wasn't very popular in school and if I wasn't being flat out ignored whenever I did speak, I was picked on a lot. I saw this world of beautifully dressed girls who were so confident in what they wore, they knew they looked amazing. But also no one would sugar coat anything, people were backstabbing each other and starting rumours and I saw it all over the community. You'd think that would turn me off, but it became my entertainment and I'd daydream about being the head of a comm, adored and feared, like blair waldorf or regina george, but a pastel pink lolita version. I would daydream about tearing down the girls that came for my spot through sheer machiavellianism, and reigning supreme. Of course, it was a silly little daydream to make up for the lack of control in my own life at the time, and now I know it was stupid, and I'd hate to be in a comm that was particularly catty and backstabby.

But I think you've listened to me ramble long enough, I guess I just wanted to say thank you to the community for helping my adolescence be a little less shitty, even through watching your shittyness (jk, I love you salty seagulls).

>>10020273
what's the navy dress on the right of milkyfawn?

>>10020269
I can relate this really much! (ctp gif bc dis is the season :D )

>>10020179
Is anyone here friends on discord with someone named uzunyan? We were talking online for a while, and then she disappeared. She browses this board a lot, so I figured someone here might know her. I don't know if something went wrong with her internet or discord account or if she just ghosted me.

>feeling crappy lately and also had a surgery
>spending lots on lolita to make myself feel better

>>10020283
I think its sweetie violet?

Man I just really love cosplay

>tfw a local bar is having a Halloween costume contest but I know the winner is just gonna be some thot

>>10020350
Thot it up harder and win that contest, anon

>>10020331
Looks to me like there's a border print as well as the main print, so I'm not too sure. But thank you!

>>10020237
>be female
>play passive role in dating
>literally man's job to impress you over the courtship period
>waaaaah dating is so hard!!!!

>>10020351
I'm male and so are the judges.

>>10020356
>I'm male and so are the judges
And? Rock that sexy iron man drugstore costume, anon

>>10020354
>wahhh I'm a man my life is so much harder wahhh

>>10020361
tick tock

>>10020356
So? Thot it out harder. You got this.

>>10020233
>>10020228

You can both have my babies!

Pros: 6'2", jacked, IQ tests in 150s, graduate degree, genetically immune to cavities.

Cons: Procrastination

You can tiger mom that procrastination out though and you'll have productive 1st round draft picks or future leaders of whatever country you're from.

man I really keep trying to hate sweet lolita but man, I just really love sweet lolita

>>10020369
I'm genetically immune to cavities but I have to make sure you don't have brown eyes because I want my kid to have blue eyes like me.

>>10020365
Are you referencing the other anon's reference to her biological clock or are you refering to that cringey app? Either way my point still stands

>>10020371
>tfw green eyes
>tfw will never have a green eyed kid bc it's a recessive gene

>>10020372
What point? I never said men's life is harder than women's, just that when it comes to dating, women have it easier. And complaining about the pace of a relationship is absurd as well, since women usually have the most control over that, too.

>>10020378
I think it depends. I'm a woman and the pace of a relationship has never ever ever been in my control at all.

>>10020378
Well someone's sour. Who hurt you, anon?

>>10020379
Probably 'cause you try to date above your league. Guys fuck down all the time, but they won't commit to someone that isn't an equal or better.

>>10020380
Multiple women who say they want commitment, then get bored and leave when they get it.

>>10020381
Lol that's not true. There's a lot of hot guys that fuck hot girls but marry uggos bc they're more "stable" in their eyes

>>10020381
Nah, we've all been in the same "league".

>>10020381
No it's bc she dates self-important assholes like you

>>10020369
>6'2"
Nope. If I'm getting a donor and not a boyfriend or husband, he better be 6'4" or taller. It's also really telling that you don't mention whether you have glasses or not.
>also wow, immune to cavities
>what is alzheimers
>what is cancer
>what is heart disease
Come back when you have your 23andMe results and maybe we can talk, but right now there are too many variables.

>>10020389
kek, self-important assholes like me that want kids and a family?

>>10020388
Are you under 25? Maybe that's why.

>>10020383
Aw. Were they fucking down?

>>10020356
Any judge worth their salt can appreciate male beauty. Go as Magic Mike or Sexy Thanos and make their jaws drop, anon. You can do it! And pls post pics.

>>10020394
Women generally don't fuck down. I go for similar attractiveness level to me. Usually 6-7/10s.

>>10020377
So we'll have a blue eyed kid that's genetically perfect aside from its awful procrastination.
Alas! I am a terrible procrastinator as well.

>>10020398
Oh god. Thank you, anon. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks

>>10020399
Oh gosh! Sorry I'm a different anon. I don't think two girls can reproduce yet, kek

>>10020400
Tbh I'm only here cause I got linked from /g/. Very interesting posting on a roastie-laden board. Who knew how true arguing_with_holes.jpg is? You guys are fucking shit at banter.

>>10020402

>>10020392
nayrt but i see self-important assholes who want kids and a family solely because "muh genetic imperative" on this website literally every day

>>10020404
homophobic and rude

>>10020402
You're not gonna leave, are you? This shit's hilarious

>>10020401
Not with that attitude we can't.

>>10020405
It's the raising them part that appeals to me. Teaching them stuff, helping with homework, reading bedtime stories, doing the usual father-son bonding stuff.

>>10020407
I'm not gonna post beyond this thread cause cosplay is stupid, but I'm still here.

I'm bisexual and want kids but this thread is making me more lesbian every time I scroll down it.

>>10020402
Aaaaaand this is why no one should breed with the wrinkly ballsacks from this website. Look what lurks beneath the initially affable surface.

>>10020409
Or father-daughter, of course. But I'd be lying if I didn't want a son a bit more.

>>10020410
>Look what lurks beneath the initially affable surface.
Like there aren't legions of cool wine aunts bitter about being single mothers? We've all been hurt, and have a right to be a bit mad about it :^)

Stop replying to crossboarders you silly sausages

>>10020408
A-anon, you shouldn't be so forward!

>>10020413
>we all have a right to be mad
Of course you do, no one said you can't be, but dude you're comming to a mostly female board where crossboarders usually come to start shit. I'm not saying you are, but there's a reason cgl gets frothy when you make certain comments.

>>10020410
Everyone on this entire board makes me asexual t b h.

>>10020425
Kek

>>10020417
Don't fight it, it's the only way to eliminate the crossboarders who come here for a lolita/cosplay gf.
Yaranaika, anon-chan!

>>10020423
Fair enough. Sorry to shit up your board. I won't be posting outside this thread.

>listening to podcast from phone while working on cosplay
>keep moving between several rooms while working on different pieces
>get tired of picking up my phone and moving it with me
>stuff phone into shelf bra
>mfw chest is now a speaker

>>10020410
4chan is probably the best argument for celibacy and abstinence I've ever seen

>>10020354
>be female
>constantly told you have an "expiration date"
>try to date guys, they spend years fucking around refusing to commit
>then turn around and call you a roastie for being "past your prime" and still unmarried
If you like it put a ring on it. Men just want to string you along forever and they get this complex, every one wants to be a little king with their own harem and never commit to a single one of them. They're disgusting. Men are utterly disgusting, selfish, depraved, and outright evil.
It's bullshit. date one year max and either fucking marry or don't. No wonder no one is getting married and having babies, men are overgrown children with commitment issues. Wouldn't want a wife to cut into your vidya time. Meanwhile women can give a man their entire youth, the best years of her life, her virginity, and the man shirks out to go chase tail and pretend he's still 17 at 27. Even balding fat middle age useless onions boy manchildren feel such a sense of entitlement that they "deserve" a teenage virgin 10/10 woman to marry. No one like that would want a bald old man!
Best marriage partner is your own age. Anything else is deviant depravity.

>>10020430
Hell ye, honestly that's how I go through every day.
>Washing dishes? Speakertits.
>Mopping the floor? Speakertits.
>Cutting the grass? Motherfucking Speakertits.

Who do you more identify with more when it comes to relationships and personality, gulls? Katherine or Catherine?

>>10020439
Momoko.

>>10020434
This, so hard. And people wonder why so many women are getting together instead of putting up with this shit from men. Men are a fucking embarrassment nowadays. I feel sorry for straight women because they're stuck with this shit. They deserve better.

>>10020441
>Men are a fucking embarrassment nowadays.
You're just asking for it now, roastie

>>10020434
Well, like I said earlier. I've always been into monogamy, and I've wanted to find someone I could marry since I was in my early 20's. Now I'm 31, and many failed relationships later I'm starting to give up, because like I said, in my experience, once you commit, and make it clear you're committing, women lose interest. I don't want a 10/10 virgin, just a nice girl I can start a family with.

>>10020434
You sound exactly like the average r9k user. The thing is, both of you are right. A ton of men are assholes. A ton of women are assholes. If you pretend that your gender is perfect and flawless, you're retarded, whether you're a man or a woman.

>>10020441
>tfw straighter than a ruler and despise men
>tfw no reverse trap gf who acts like a storybook prince and wears ouji
>>10020443
Screw off back to your manchild containment board.
>men stop acting like men
>blame all of society's problems on women as the world spirals down the toilet because they never grew up

>>10020445
Finally someone I actually agree with. Sadly this whole conversation is two shitheads baiting each other, but it's nice to see there's at least one other sensible person in this godforsaken thread.

>>10020441
You're just like the MGTOWs on r9k who think that they're shifting the paradigm or whatever by not pursuing women that don't want them to begin with.

>>10020434
Even after getting married they pull that shit. I personally know two women whose husbands cheated on them and then tried to spin it into "monogamy is oppressive, we should be poly" once they got caught. One of them had four kids all under the age of 7.

>>10020448
I'm not sensible at all. I'm just not braindead. I think everyone should realize that all genders create assholes in equal amounts. They're assholes in different ways, though.

>>10020446
Imagine being so retarded you fall for obvious as fuck bait

>>10020450
Jesus, that's a fucking asshole move right there.

>>10020450
>four kids under the age of 7
Scum like that shouldn't even be breeding but sometimes it feels like they're the only ones who do.

>>10020444
>once you commit, and make it clear you're committing, women lose interest.
Nice trips. And who are you dating? I fantasize about a cute guy asking me to marry him, there's nothing more romantic than a guy who loves you and only you.
I've been 2d-only for several years now but it really does get lonely, a daki doesn't warm the bed (unless you put a heater in it...?). tfw no qt bf to hold hands with and walk around the park on weekends with.
Men just seem to want to fuck sluts and act like they're spring chickens, until one day they wake up 34, fat, balding, and find out no one wants them. But they still all have an entitlement complex. Guys went crazy with delusions they could fuck tons of "sluts" so they threw away a chance at having a cute domestic girlfriend, found out they can't actually get laid like that after all, and then call women "roasties." Women don't want to be alone, and some weekend dick is not a substitution for a bf.
>>10020445
It's not just the fault of men, maybe, maybe, but they make the problem far worse and do carry the majority of the guilt. Look at japan's vegetarian problem. Like god, I wonder why no one is getting married and having babies, all the men want to fap to poorly drawn cartoon children, then wake up alone and in their 30's.

>>10020450
Men love cheating, they'd do it eternally so long as they don't get caught, and act like it's their god given right to. But a woman cheats and they all lose their minds.
Nothing but entitlement and double standards.

>gulls trying their hardest to stick it to those icky /r9k/ soibois by acting like seething man-hating reverse incels
OH NO NO NO NO

I never understand why people cheat, sex is so boring without love. I want to make my monogamous partner happy, not some random person I don't really care about.

>just want to cosplay Cap 'Murica for SDCC and stopped by the cosplay board for tips
>skim threads to get a general feel for things
>mfw this thread
Holy Christ, all you bitches and guy-bitches need to chill

>>10020459
They only want to fap to cartoons because the alternative is working long hard hours for a woman that doesn't care about them in the slightest and will stop putting out the second she has a kid.

>>10020468
Are you 12?

>>10020473
No, 25

>>10020459
>And who are you dating?
Some were, in retrospect, obviously not cut out for long term commitment. Others seemed very promising. Last one totally stunned me when I found out she had been looking for work in another city for months. I'm not Chad, though, so it's not like I can afford to be really picky. I've always done best meeting irl. I'm total shit at dating sites.

>there's nothing more romantic than a guy who loves you and only you
Out of curiosity, have you ever had this? It always seemed to be like a switch was flipped in my exs' minds when I acted this way, like I suddenly became less attractive. Sex would go down, etc. If you have, I'm curious to know how you felt afterwards.

>>10020466
>acting
Man-hating happens on this board all the time, crossboarder or no. Where u been

>>10020473
I'm with him. I've had two one night stands and they were both awful. I had trouble performing bot times. Sex when you don't love the person is literally worse than fapping.

>>10020470
I'll bitch for as long and hard as I want to. Take your $30 costume budget and cardboard shield and gtfo the board faggot.

>>10020481
It's almost as if human beings are complex beings, have different personalities/ways of thinking, ways of behaving and have moral standards different to your own. That's not even mentioning how retarded it is condensing the only occurrence/definition of cheating down to fucking some rando you don't know during a one-night stand. There are a million different variables that can lead to people doing it. Usually with people they know

>>10020470
You thought a board about fluffy dresses and fandom costumes would be civil. Kek

>>10020484
And you take your shitty attitude and even shittier looks and go settle for a desperate 4/10 to breed with, you lonely hunk of cellulite

>>10020476
>have you ever had this?

>>10020450
I was married and my husband ended up doing the same. Thankfully, we didn't have kids, but... yeah.

Sadly, I don't think I'll ever have a chance for a husband now, as I'm older and none of the men I have met have wanted to commit. It makes me sad. I could have had a family by now if I just stuck it out and stayed with a cheating whore and been happy in some way, but utterly depressed in another (i'm monogamous as fuck and very loyal), or be utterly lonely with no family and sad. Either way it's pretty shitty and I've done my best to be a good partner. It's just not in my cards, I guess.

>>10020507
This is my worst nightmare. Is a one night stand really worth emotionally destroying someone you claim to love?
You could always go for a single dilf, I guess. Feels like a compensation prize when you should have won gold, but it's within reach.

>>10020509
Trust me, it was a nightmare and I lost quite a few years to depression due to it. Just writing about it here made me cry. I'm over it now though, I'm just sad that I likely won't ever have a family, and that is one thing I have always, always wanted. I never really had one growing up because my parents were shitheads with their own issues, and now I will likely never have one of my own. It hurts because it's really not anything you can choose to do on your own.

Oh well, I focus on lolita and network admin and make the most of what time I have here, even if it is only 2nd best.

>>10020507
Nayrt but I almost wish my ex had tried to spin it so that I could at least feel like I was being treated like a person. Instead he just kept lying, even after I caught him... About 6 months after I left he started texting me frantic proposals so I guess he'd just been dumped by whoever he'd been seeing. And the same thing 2 years after that with a bonus emailed suicide threat that I forwarded to a mutual friend so that she could call the police and request a welfare check (I was out of the country at the time). I'm much happier alone.

>>10020509
Some people just aren't capable of rationally thinking about it like that. My girlfriend cheated on me because she never even realised how it would affect me emotionally until her friend found out and pointed it out after the fact.

>>10020513
iktf
I spent years with a guy, promised to marry and all, and he just grew more and more abusive, one day he raised his fist to me and I dumped him.
Men are actually evil. Thank god 2d exists.

>>10020521
i never knew /r9k/ tier women existed

>>10020513
Sucks, man. My heart goes out to you. I hope the future brings you good things

>>10020515
I'm trying to get to the 'happier alone' part, it has just been a bit hard to accept that I'll never have that one thing I've wanted in life. Oh well. I'm sorry your ex was shit too anon, but I'm glad we both got out of it.

>>10020493
Oh no. However will I recover from such a sick burn.

>>10020524
>/r9k/ is mad a girl never fell out of the sky directly onto their cock
>I'm upset because men cheat on and abuse women more times than not
Totally same thing
You know, I've never seen a genuinely happy relationship. Every one has hidden emotional or physical abuse, cheated, emotional coldness, child abuse, money troubles, anger issues, or similar. The only place I've seen two people in a happy relationship has been in stories.
Nevermind, give me the daki.

>>10020528
Same. No relationship in my family has ever been happy. All the women got the fuck out as soon as the men started acting like shit, so at least there's that

>>10020493
I always find it amusing when men immediately jump to "oh hurr durr you must be ugly" as an argument. Especially on 4chan. It must be nice being born with too few brain cells to successfully troll on cgl

>>10020528
I was more referring to "all gender x is y" black or white thinking from limited anecdotal evidence. I've never abused a partner, nor cheated on them, nor would I.

>Every one has hidden emotional or physical abuse, cheated, emotional coldness, child abuse, money troubles, anger issues, or similar.
No shit, every one is flawed. Some of those inexcusable, others are not depending on degree. Is the woman I dated despite knowing she has an eating disorder a piece of shit for making my life harder because she had unresolved issues?

>>10020532
Oh god n it's always the men that go
>I'm actually rlly attractive
>Girls line up to suck my dick
>I date 9/10s
>every woman on the planet has wronged me

>>10020526
>I'm glad we both got out of it.
Likewise! You'll get there. I believe in you. And you never know what might happen in the future. Maybe you'll meet the right guy someday and he'll be a single dad. Wishing you the best.

>>10020530
It's not just my family though. I know a lot of couples, from my age through middle age and elderly, family, strangers, friends, friends of friends, friends of family. I've never seen a single relationship where there wasn't something fucked up going on behind the scenes. Not a single time.
I come from an abusive household so I pick up on things easily, people also feel relaxed around me and don't tend to be careful or hide anything because I come off as being airheaded so they don't think it necessary. I've seen a lot of shit I shouldn't have. and on dating media there are so many men who are there to cheat on their wives. a lot of them have children...
Maybe love only exists in fiction.
Actually, yeah, I'm quite satisfied with my 2d husbando. He'll never cheat on me or abuse me.

>>10020536
>she has an eating disorder
...that's it? Totally on par with emotionally abusing your wife and children.
My god. If I met a guy and all that was wrong with him was that he didn't like eating, I'd marry him on the spot.

>>10020546
Clearly you've never dated someone with an eating disorder.

>withholding physical affection
>emotional coldness
>insulting my body and appearance because I didn't care about living up to insane standards like they did

I could go on. But by this, and all my other friends relationships, I should conclude all women are shit and not worth the effort right?

>>10020546
>that he didn't like eating
Wow, didn't even zero in on this. Absolutely retarded. It's so much more serious than that. Vomiting after every meal, fainting spells, weakness, etc. It's not just "i don't like to eat".

Man I just really love hugging my friends

>>10020555
Me too. I'm a touch starved fool and my lolita best friend gives the best hugs.

>>10020555
Trips of sweetness.
>>10020551
>>10020550
It's bad but not as bad as threatening to punch your girlfriend in the face because you had a shitty day at work and want to take your stress out on someone weaker than you.

>>10020561
And you really think most men are like that?

>>10020564
From what I've seen, if it's not physical it's emotional or adultery or child abuse.

>>10020567
Well, that was my father to a T. Emotionally & physically abusive. Cheated on my mother and had a child with that woman. He was also a hyper confident, low empathy, alpha male type. Perhaps there's a connection between the type of men women go for and the resulting behavior.

>>10020571
>Perhaps there's a connection between the type of men women go for and the resulting behavior.
And you're gender-blaming again, because the reverse happens just as often.

>>10020571
>type of men women go for
Omg. You're absolutely right. Problem solved. Now leave

>>10020473
>caring about love is a sign of immaturity
Are you 13?

>>10020584
>talking shit on fluffy emo haircuts and COMFY hoodies
>>/out/

>>10020583
Make no mistake, I'm not blaming women. Abusers are REALLY GOOD at hiding their true nature initially. It's just a tragic coincidence that traits associated with male attractiveness often coincide with abusive traits.

>>10020578
I don't disagree with that. My best friend keeps getting dumped and it's obvious to me a mile away that he always ignores massive red flags in the women he chooses.

>>10020588
>>10020592
It feels so bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swBp1dZShLs

>>10020587
>fried hair
>fluffy
Also
>wanting your face covered in acne and grease

>>10020599
Life always feels bad. Life is suffering. Dostoevsky was right. The Buddhists were right. You can still enjoy the passing things. Whether you like it or not, you will die. Until then, anything could happen.

>>10020603
NO! Believe in optimism! Believe in Jules Verne!

>>10020606
lmao that nigga dead

>>10020603
>>10020606
>tfw all my favorite authors have either been suicidal or outright killed themselves
>all my favorite music is depressing
>all my favorite anime are depressing

What the fuck is going on

>>10020607
A soul like his finds ways to live on. May I direct you to this poem;
https://englishhistory.net/keats/poetry/to-john-keats-poet-at-spring-time-by-countee-cullen/

>>10020611
I thought you were being sarcastic. Optimism is relative. My nature is to think everything is doomed. Yet I have many hopes and plans for the future. I don't enjoy my life, yet I am determined to achieve something with it. That's optimism.

>>10020613
Optimism means hoping for the best. You admited that is not what you do. Determination is not a direct synonym of optimism.

what the fuck is this edgy middle school shit

>>10020617
But my ambitions are small, and to me that is best.

>>10020619
>lmao how could u not love being alive

>>10020613
I was joking, but I thought you were too. I'm optimistic the same way you claim to be. I generally think the best of the world as a whole. There is too much creation and beauty to always think the worst of humanity, and I directed you to literature that supports that idea the same way you provided literature to support you side. The great men of the past will live on through their work, and that thought brings me joy.

>>10020619
>crippling depression
>edgy

>>10020619
This is one of the few times derailment has actually taken a more, um, positive turn

Halloween is almost over. Halloween is almost over. Halloween is almost over. Halloween is almost over. Hal--

>>10020555
Man I just really hate being touched.

>tfwno halloween bf

ugh I have a super last minute party I need to go to with no costume prepped. Does anyone have any suggestions? Its a normie costume party but I don't mind wearing lolita I just need some suggestions for easy costumes.
Plus this bitch I hate is gonna be there so I want to wear something cool and more interesting then a witch or vampire or whatever.
Help me gulls, I ain't got no one else.

>>10020621
>being so small minded that you see everyone who doesn't agree with your way of thinking makes them an NPC
Why do you come to this board and not even talk about cosplay or fashion, go to /adv/ for christs sakes. Also I have depression but I don't use it for attention like you and pretty much every manchild with no gf loves to do

>>10020632
>look at me, I get party invites
>omg my life is so awful
The only text messages I receive are security codes.

>>10020635
Even though I'm not into what this board is, I've made thoughtful posts and contributed to the discussion. I've actually learned a lot from you people, and was especially touched to see how many women are going through the same struggles I am. I feel less anger towards the opposite sex from my bad experiences. Fuck you.

>>10020630
That's ok anon, I know some people aren't comfortable with physical contact. Have an air-five instead

>>10020639
You're a cute anon.
Let's all bond over feels and misery.
I've probably called you a faggot at some point on this site, sorry about that.

>>10020641
That's alright, I made some angry roastie-posties earlier. I'm actually pretty stunned by how enlightening this thread has been. Femanons feel too. Often the same feels. Kinda silly I thought otherwise now that I think about it.

>>10020639
so you come here to talk to women because you're lonely? Typical.
Here's something you need to learn because you love being so "psuedo-philosophical". Everyone has bad thoughts. everyone wonders what their purpose is. You aren't the only one, you'll never be the only one. But you're not an NPC. You're an individual, with thoughts, feelings, a fucking life. Everyone is an individual. You hate on other groups because it's easier for you to see every person as the same (an NPC) than it is for you to understand that yes, many people occupy a body, have experiences, and can relate to you.
Get over yourself. You're not smarter than anyone. You're not different. People aren't NPCs. grow up.

>>10020637
I posted in the wrong thread, but I'm sorry about the security codes.
If it makes you feel better technically my bf got invited and so I'm just an annoying sidekick who is also expected to show up.

so uh, any costume ideas?

>>10020647
Nope, I came here cause someone on /g/ posted a link in a very unrelated topic, and I initially shitposted, but came to appreciate what happened. Again, gfy.

>>10020645
Is this a common assumtion men have? I find that the bigger boards on 4chan share this mentality. Why do you guys think that femanons behave differently?

>>10020649
Wholesome filthy crossboarder.

>>10020649
The ignorant stay ignorant, i guess.

>>10020648
Birthday suit. You'll be the most popular girl at the party.
>>10020645
>Femanons feel too.
Yes, yes we do.
99% of the time I post with you guys, you don't even know my gender.

>>10020639

[if crossboarder] than = [/pol/r9k/incel]

>>10020656
/g/ how's your theory now?

>>10020650
Don't women think men feel differently? I think it goes both ways.

>>10020647
But if we have the same thoughts, then are we truly individuals?

>>10020559
Same. Hugs are best. And frills make hugs especially fun

>>10020599
>>10020608
damn we sadposting now gulls
https://youtu.be/pP8XBJc2p_g

>>10020664
Yes

>get all dolled up for a halloween party
>mfw everyone here is a better dancer than me
>mfw people drag me out to the dance floor a couple times but im too ashamed to do more than shuffle my feet until i can sneak back to my seat
>cry my makeup off
>now on my phone hiding outside
>too stubborn to leave because id be admitting i sabotaged my good time
i was looking forward to this why does crippling insecurity have to show up now

>>10020675
Have you tried alcohol?

>>10020677
party is dry

>>10020678
that's a shitty ass party

>>10020679
everyone except me seems to be having fun tho

>>10020680
Unless they're children or Mormons, a dry "party" is not a party. The people you're dealing with appear to be insane.

>>10020686
Btw, by dry do you mean you're not allowed to drink or no alcohol is provided?

>>10020675
confidence

>>10020689
just b urself

>>10020691
i'd rather be a cool, interesting and likable person

>>10020694
>inb4 an npc comes along to call you edgy
>inb4 a non-ncp comes along to call him a retard and defend you
>inb4 npc unit #002 comes along to defend unit #001
>inb4 unique individual unit #002 comes along to defend fellow unit #001
>ind b4 npc unit #003 comes along...

>>10020664
never said we all have the same thoughts anon
>>10020663
I think most people with half a brain at least understand that men and women aren't so different that we can't even feel the same way ever

>>10020697
Anonnette it’s time to logout you’re yelling at the computer again

>>10020697
have you ever been able to see how ugly someone is just by reading a post they make

>>10020675
Why did you go?

Gulls are cute.

>>10020521
I sent years with a girl, she promised to marry and love forever, she just grew more distant going after other guys, one day she decided to tell me to stop calling her with affectionate names and is in the process of ghosting me

Women aren't evil. I just wasn't good enough even though I tried.

r8 my brownies

Tonight for a Halloween event I dressed some friends up last minute in some lolita.

>tiny Taiwanese girl wore my body line strawberry jsk
>strangers pause to tell her she’s cute
>petite Puerto Rican girl wore my aatp Alice OP
>sleeves go all the way to her wrists
>looks Alice sized
>be me
>be 5’8” and lanky next to these tiny girls

I know I can look nice in lolita (my lolita!) but I always feel like I can never be “kawaii”

r8 my brownies

>>10020718
i thought i was going to have a good wholesome time and eat candy and dance shitty but its ok bc everyone is dancing shitty

>>10020748
Those are some nice brownies Anon

>>10020758
Thanks. They finally cooled down enough and I'm enjoying them right now.

>>10020747
fuck, this is so me. I'm 5'9" and usually I can't even tell how short it is until I see pictures... it looks fine in my mirror, I swear, but seeing pics makes me feel like I look too lewd in my lolita. UGH.

>>10020528
>tfw none of these problems but still single
>tfw don't go after bar chicks because I'm probably not going to have much in common with them and while no-strings-attached sex is nice it isn't really worth it.
>tfw paralyzed with fear that the first girl I get into a real relationship with and shows me the affection I'm craving will convince me to stay even though I know we're not compatible on an interest level
>tfw want to spoil the fuck out of gf but also don't want her to love me for my wallet
>tfw lift 5 days a week but still don't want her to love me for my body
>tfw every time a chick posts this way I can't help but imagine proving them wrong
>tfw I'm probably going to be the guy awkwardly trying to hit on chicks around bars during a con
If I meet any of you at a con and you're put off by me I'm sorry :(

>>10020761
That's really great Anon! How do they taste?

>>10020767
Really yummy!

>>10020748
Looks more like fudge, but would eat if they are not /k/-style brownies.

>>10020769
That's good to hear Anon, make sure you enjoy them as much as you can. I'll see you around ok?

>>10020769
you should melt some peanut butter on top like icing

>>10020770
I didn't have butter so I had to substitute vegetable oil. The rest is cocoa, flour, eggs, sugar and vanilla. Frosting is dehydrated peanut butter + maple syrup + cocao + water for creamy texture.

>>10020772
You too, frend.

>>10020766
>tfw every time a chick posts this way I can't help but imagine proving them wrong
This one hits home.

>>10020773
Haha, great idea. See my post above, I did pretty much that!

>this thread
Thank Christ I'm probably going to die early from CTE

This thread brought up feels.

>be 22 male
>prior to this year only ever been with two girls, girlfriend of 2 years and a girlfriend of 4 years
>I like having a girlfriend, someone to share my life with and someone to influence and be influenced by
>Loyal as a dog
>Not into hookups
>Been trying this year to find another girlfriend but 22 seems to be this weird limbo of every girl older than me doesn't see me as a genuine partner and every girl younger just wants to fuck around
>Met a 32 year old who just used me as a boy toy to show off to her friends
>Met a 19 year old who had sex with me because her boyfriend had a cuck fetish
>Met a 20 year old who just wanted a fuck buddy but I caught feels
>Met a 25 year old classmate who asked me out drinking, we had a good time and got hot and heavy after. Then when I asked her on a proper date a few days later she completely ghosted me
>Currently falling in love with a 26 year old heroin addict ex-escort. I think she's so cool and wordly and I see her as a big sister
>I can feel it in my bones this won't work but I choose to live in my fantasy it will

I JUST WANT A CUTE GF TO MARRY, LOVE AND DO DEGENERATE SEXUAL THINGS WITH

>inb4 manwhore
I just have a decent face and I'm 6'1". I'm autistic as fuck. Girls really don't have high standards other than be clean.

>>10020538
Mire girls have hit in me that vice versa and I've been sexually assaulted
Check mate, ho

>>10020446
I-I'm a reverse trap gf and I like to treat girls like princesses and I could wear ouji and I don't mind dating a total pillow princess

>>10020808
>don't mind dating a total pillow princess
A what?

>mfw reading this thread as a lesbian
you all deserve better and should come date me immediately, men are vile jeez. You kinda forget what they're like when you don't have to deal with them yourself.

>>10020810
A woman who likes to receive more than give

>>10020810
A girl who wants to be the passive partner all the time in sex, just lie back and get fucked basically. A lot of straight girls who have an experimental gay experience are like that.

>>10020812
Trojan whorse

>>10020821
Okay that's a great phrase but you're gonna have to tell me what it means. Would be an amazing new term for reverse trap.

>>10020823
It would be a great name for that but I meant it as "a lesbian that tries to convince girls that dating her will solve their problems with relationships when in reality she's far worse and is just exploiting their vulnerability and past poor experiences with men"

>>10020812
>mfw reading this thread as an asexual crossboarder

>>10020812
Saying this next to a pic of the most precious bf ever...

>>10020824
Oh okay, that works too. I genuinely treat girls nice tho, never hit them or cheated on them or any of that bullshit.

>>10020826
Takeo is an absolute diamond. I do know one Takeo tier guy IRL, wish I could find him a qt gf. It's kinda weird when you mean lovely guys as a lesbian and you're like oh you're so wholesome how do I find someone to date you on my behalf (who isn't gay so I'm not cucking myself)

>>10020827
If you're both the man hating lesbian and the reverse trap you switch personalities really fucking fast

>>10020830
Well firstly I'm shitposting so every post is its own unique persona. Secondly, I don't actually see how one contradicts the other. Resenting how men treat women and wanting to treat them better myself is pretty logical.

>>10020833
Making broad statements about men and then contradicting them in the next few posts is very strange.

some stupid bitch “accidentally” clicked BIN for an item I’m selling on LM, said she got it “confused with another listing” when i’m the only one selling it, with bold HOLD spelled out on the title

>>10020836
I actually saw someone BIN on a reserved for so-and-so-who-wasn't-this-girl the other day and laughed.

>>10020835
It's 4chan, son.

>>10020812
lesbians can be just as bad

my cousin's be an out lesbian for basically her entire adult life and has had a continuous string of abusive partners before finally meeting her wife a couple years ago

>>10020847
>just as bad
Worse, in my experience.

>want a cosplay prop
>message a tailor on Etsy asking if she could create it
>she says yes, and gives me a time frame
>tell her that's fine with me, and ask how much it will cost
>no response
>it's been 5 days
Is this normal? Did I fuck up somehow by asking the price this early? Should I send another message asking if she's still interested, wait a little bit longer, or find another tailor?

>>10020836
Punkuma?

>>10020849
>Did I fuck up somehow by asking the price this early?
Knowing the price before you commit to buying something is pretty standard.

when will CTP start selling on the secondhand market?
the SS i contacted pretty much told me now that she didn't make it to the event and it's too late to find someone new
im so fucking upset, it's been my dream dress for years and i missed the best chance

>>10020812
Domestic violence is more common in lesbian relationships.

Women don't get taught to restrain themselves towards women as much as men do resulting in emotional tantrums which lead to physical violence.

>Halloween party tonight
>On my way to my friend's place
>Going to help him with makeup
>Text him to shave before I get there
>"I shaved yesterday, is that enough?"
>Politely explain that the slightest stubble will be seen through makeup
>Needs to be as freshly shaven as possible to look as good as it gets
>He agrees and shaves again
>I'm just sitting on the bus contemplating how much I hate beards
>Facial hair should be genetically removed in our sci-fi utopia
>Sweet bishie faces for the future

>My own costume came out super cute
>After falling out with cosplay for like a year I finally made something new
>Know for certain I'll get compliments from normies at party because I know how to sew
>Overall, life is good man

>>10020858
oof who was ur SS?

>>10020858
email muuh i just ordered from her and she confirmed it

>>10020850
no

>>10020858
da fuck? reservation is going on till October 31

>tfw addicted to sexually harassing women over tumblr messenger

>>10020747
Idk, anon. I'm 5"9 and usually I'm the one who gets compliments. Maybe it's a confidence thing? If you don't feel cute maybe other people can sense that??

>>10020777
U r very cute, anon

My early admissions to dartmouth are due by nov. 1. I'm really nervous, gulls. If I get In I'll have so much more money to spend on myself and burando and I'll just be so much happier as a person. But these schools are like a bloodbath. Pray for me gulls.

>>10020869
>>10020896
THANK U GULLS I CONTACTED HER AND GOT TO RESERVE IT BLESS
i wasn't aware reservations are going on longer than the museum is open!
now im just slightly confused why my first SS declined me but i dont care IM GETTING MY DD

>>10020916
we helped u now tell us who your first ss was

>>10020747
Source on the left pic?

>>10020258
>>10020257
I would love to be Caitlin's friend too omg, the decor in her house is amazing

>>10020430
>>10020438
Holy shit, I thought I was the only one. Honestly, when I go out, I put my phone in there because it's somewhat safer than carrying it in my hand (if I don't have pockets).

>seeing LDR boyfriend next week
>finally getting into the comfy fall mood
>drawing some spooky skellingtons (pic related)
>got paid before vacay

Despite it all, the feels are good, man. I hope everyone else has a great week ahead!

>>10020757
It was a learning experience. Maybe you'll have fun next time using what you learned from this. Or maybe you'll find something else you like doing more than parties.

>>10020774
>>10020748
Maple syrup with chocolate sounds weird, but I'd try it.
>>10020973
How the hell do you even get LDRs to work? Every time I talk to someone from this site in a romantic context, they either ghost me for bring boring even though they make no effort to carry conversations, or they're really nice and affectionate, but end up wanting my money and ghosting me when I don't give them any.

>>10020983
Nayrt but try talking to people who aren't from 4chan, as a start.

>>10020985
I don't use any other social-media type websites, besides reddit for melee-related reading. Im not ugly or anything, but talking to girls irl makes me really nervous, and they end up ghosting me over text after not attempting to carry conversation, just like they do over the internet. I don't want to approach guys either irl, because then I'll go from
>that weird quiet creepy dude
to
>that weird quiet creepy gay dude
if it turns out they're actually straight.

>going back to finish bachelors
>might go back to live with parents
>or take a second job

Depressed or sleep deprived

>>10020997
Sleep deprived

>>10020997
Take a nap, and maybe you'll feel better.

>been severely depressed the past few months. I know what's causing it but you can't turn back time.
>Is complicated by losing a job I really liked.
>miss a reservation for a dress I was in love with and just sink a little lower.
>I just need something small to pick me up.
>get a birthday gift of money and saw the dress leftovers are up for sale
>A day after ordering, I get a new job.
>everything's coming up Milhouse.
>dress is to be delivered today, I set up notifications because this is a good luck dress as far as I'm concerned.
>its misdelivered.
>internal screaming all the way to the post office.
>they contact the driver and they're going to go find it and redeliver it.

I'm waiting on it now but I feel like this is going to be what pushes me over the edge.

>>10021025
Oh no! I hope they find it and you get it soon so it can really be your good luck dress. Keeping my fingers crossed for you!

>>10020237
Fucking this. People act like it’s easy for a woman to find a man and boom, nah any guy worth his salt is also going to be picky and you’ll find yourself trying to impress him too, working hard to keep the relationship balanced just for a slimmer of hope that it will work out. Dating and relationships are hard- if it was easy it wouldn’t be a thing.

>Neighbors are kind of dicks
>That's ok don't have to deal with them much
>package from japan
>versatile dress that will add to my wardrobe
>excited to wear it
>postman leaves a note instead of knocking (I was at my house)
>"You weren't in so it's with your neighbor"
>I live on a long street
>MANY NEIGHBORS
>don't want to talk to them but I have to find this dress

>>10020434
Fucking this. But let’s be real a lot of women are like this too. I think it just stems from people not being clear what they want when they first date, because if you’re upfront it scares people away and nobody wants that, but it should be the thing. Anons I want every one of you, on your first date or message meeting someone to be honest and say ‘my goals are to eventually get married and have kids.’

Personally my boyfriend pulled the same shit recently, like three years in and all of a sudden he’s like ‘oh I don’t know what the future holds for me so I don’t want to make plans’. I’m thinking of breaking up with him once I move out of state desu.

>>10021055
What if I don't want to have kids?

I think this entire thread has convinced me that adultery should be a crime, or at least a civil tort. Relationships should mean something, marriage should mean something, and dirtbags should be held accountable. It's not just "what goes on in the bedroom between consenting adults", it's tearing apart the very social fabric of our society and it makes it difficult for anyone to partake in that very necessary human activity of raising a family. Fornication, IDGAF, go screw thots all you want. But if you can get sued for breaking a contract with your bank, then why the hell not when you break one with your spouse?

>>10021058
Thisx10^99. I'm too scared to date anyone because they'll get bored and leave me

>>10020794
Hey anon, I’m 21, work full time, go to college full time and I’m saving to open my own business. If you ever change your mind and want someone serious, hit me up.

>>10021058
>I think this entire thread has convinced me that adultery should be a crime
Fuck off, Ahmed

>>10021064
T. Cheater.

>>10021057
Then don’t fucking date someone who wants to??? Easy logic

>>10021063
This isn't /soc/. Shoo.

>>10021063
How long are you going to wait before you inevitably scam/ghost his poor ass?

>>10020434
No wonder you are single and used up

>>10020434
I'm sorry that you've had bad experiences (I suppose, I hope you aren't born that way) but some people are just bad and it has nothing to do with gender. With that way of thinking you will probably attract those that really are unpleasant, because the others will be put off by your stereotypes. Imo, women who think men are worse than them attract men who think they are better than women. It's like a vicious cycle. I'm in a 3-year-long relationship with a man who treasures me and who respects all my rights and needs (just like I do my best to respect his rights and needs). Being in a relationship is not always easy but I don't think I'm some special girl, a lot of people I know also are in happy relationships. Romantic love doesn't have to be the meaning of your life but it can be because it is honestly one of the best things that can happen to you (to love and be loved). I hope you wake up and realise this.

>topic of replicas comes up at tea
>one girl says they're okay if you're a fatty chan
>mfw the comm judges pin her down and rip off her diaper

>>10021080
I'm still coming to fuck you, Elsafunposter

>>10021073
Pffft, give it another 3 years and he'll leave you for someone younger.

>>10021085
I'm sorry for you anon.

>>10021085
Jesus, not all men are evil. Some are though. Just like some women are evil.

>>10021080
And everyone started clapping

>>10020764
>>10020904
I'm confident that I look nice, but it's more elegant/pretty??? Not adorable/cute. One day I'll do an ott sweet and no one will be able to handle the kawaii
>>10020934
idk man I google searched it

>meet girl at Halloween party
>turned out she's the local comm mom
>agreed to mod my coord for me
Good stuff

>Been working on a new wig for well over a week pretty steadily after work for a Halloween party at my friends' house tonight
>My lungs and back are crying out in misery after hours with this stupid thing
>Realize that, like usual, most of my friends will do lazy-shit costumes and I'll feel out of the place for putting forth actual effort
>On top of that, we've all been friends for 10-20 years now and every time we get together I grasp more and more how I don't really have a place amongst the group anymore
>My cosplay group also broke up years ago, so I have no alternate friends to get excited about costumes with anymore
>Old, overdressed, and alone at a party, a fun night awaits

>>10021122
You basically desribed me, only i have no friends to start with, so it's old, alone forever, overdressed for staying home and handing out candy

>>10020794
what kind of degenerate sexual things tho? :3

>>10021130
I can tell you're a trap. Nice try, buddy.