/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9723568
>chad does it
>it's already fedora tier
Hm?

>>9723082
I can smell your obesity, saltyness and period fungus from here.

>>9723571
But they do, you cunts just think that by saying they don't it becomes reality. You can't just wish things into existence no matter how much tumblrinas tell you. In fact, two of my partners already got abortions because
>I'll just pull out

>Being attractive and manly opens the holes, more news at 11.

>>9723147
they're rick owens you pleb and they are only for the truly enlightened

>>9723573
>You're on /cgl/, a board full of people who dress in fashion that generally repels 90% of men.
>caring about normies
t. man

>>9723875
Talking about having superior genetics is cringe on the same level as whining about not getting pussy because you're too nice.

>>9723904
>Talking about having superior genetics is cringe
>In a board about pretty things and pretty girls who laugh at ugly and fat girls while talking about who has or hasn't superior beauty
u rly mde me think bby

There is nothing wrong about being happy about the cards you got dealt in life. If you get triggered because you got the short end of the stick, well, that's not my problem now, is it?

>>9723875
Chad isn't an asshole.

>>9723925
He is, you just overlook it because he's attractive.

>>9723927
I'm a guy, and not in to dudes. Chad's are the best bros.
If you think Chad is an asshole he isn't Chad or you're just being a baby.

>>9723928
He'd be an asshole for women standards if he was unattractive.
I'm not a clairvoyant so I didn't know you were male. Also, if you are crying about ebil meany "asshole" guys who talk about alpha and beta males, you might want to drop soy from your diet, bitchboy.

>>9723932
I don't care about the alpha-beta argument. I'm simply stating Chad's aren't assholes.
They're Chad because they have natural social etiquette on top of being attractive.

>>9723877
Bragging about being too much of a fucktard to use a condom? Really?

>inb4 responding to bait
yeah, sorry, I took the bait

>>9723181
>Basically you're a victim from /pol/ brainwash, everything you said checks out. You're living in a bubble, you're worldview goes against history, logical reasoning, biology and common sense.

Thread is ruined, post more boyfriend material

Please stop bringing your poorly dressed boyfriends to Lolita meets.

>>9723954
>>9723955
This shit doesn't belong here. Take it to /fa/

>>9722922
how long have you been together anon? don't rush into things if you've only started dating a couple of months ago
either way this is really cute

>>9723927
>>9723877

There is a 0% chance that you are "alpha" or "chad" if you're posting bitter incel images and calling people soyboy in a boyfriend thread on /cgl/. Go back to red dit and stop pretending you're something you're not.

>>9723627
>get fixer upper bf
>mold him into perfection
>some thot steals him away
No thank you

>>9722985
>Tfw he spent a whole day writing code so I just need to click once when buying lolita
i'm not an active lolita so i don't know a lot about the auctions sites and what not, but what do you mean?

>>9722650
lost it right there

>>9723875
"Chad" doesn't know he's Chad, he lives in the bubble

>>9723991
just say you're not a lolita lol wtf

>>9723951
>haha u le virgin! no hole 4 u
>get told
>h-heh b-but you didn't use condom sometimes!
Pathetic.
Yeah, I don't like the cuckrubber much.

>>9723953
>>9723954
>>9723955
>>9723957
>>9723958
>don't mind me, just dumping my yellow fever material

>this thread

>>9723982
>I have a PhD. in Board Memerology dood, trust me.

>bitter incel
So, screencaps of events that happened in real life are "bitter incel"? Blame reality then.

>calling people soyboy
What's wrong with that? Have you ever been to /fit/?

You should do pic related, btw.

>>9724011
>it's an incel pretends he's a chad episode

>>9724012
>i dun have anythin 2 say xd hmmmm
>i'll repeat my former post hihi :-DDD

Get lost and sniff your period chunks or something.

NEW THREAD

>>9721163

>>9723629
Good luck

>>9724015
>new thread
>12/14/17

>>9723050
>masculine man
> cute fashion bf

Ummm choose one? Cute fashion bfs are generally more feminine looking on the outside. Basically my ideal of it is: looks gay, but isn't actually gay.

>>9723193
My ideal desu

>>9724003
i can't, because i am a lolita
i specified that i'm not active because i don't buy and haunt for dresses anymore, so that it's clear that i have no idea what kind of sites need to be automated by youngsters these days

>>9722985
>Tfw he spent a whole day writing code so I just need to click once when buying lolita

what about your shopping service? I don't understand

>>9724011
>calls dubs
>gets dubs
Confirmed alpha, move on.

>>9723010
her bf looks like kit harington

>>9723459
Damn this insight into the struggles of being an uggo is both humbling and enlightening

>tfw always the prettiest girl everywhere I go

>>9724012
Not trying to be mean but... is that really your response? I know this one guy who is pretty high T, a racist and browses 4chan. He's got a deep voice and everything.

>tfw no gf to spend long nights learning how to sew and cosplay while watching anime in the background and drinking tea
Oh wait, that'll never happen because i'm lost somewhere in europe and i absolutely dont look like someone into anime/cosplay

>How do I get a cute fashion bf?
Find one, ask him out

>Most of the boyfriends I see in COF or in my comm are usually not attractive or halfway between boring and neckbeard. Anytime I'm at a con its always those same type of guys who talk to me too. Never anyone cute :/
What is "attractive" to you then? Ever thought about what could attracts them into you?

My girlfriend took the lead when she asked me out with a poor disguise as a "wanna go to my house see my wardrobe and drink sake?" (we are pretty much into Black Peace Now/Sheglit/H.Naoto)

>>9722644
Sweet loli marries mortician

>>9722407
The ones that talk to you are not vain. Males that are fashonistas are soley concerned with their own outward appearance and are therefore very shallow. They are exactly the sort you should be avoiding like the black plague.

>>9722536
Is that Brittany Venti????? Why Sonichu... I have so many questions...