/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10039251
Just suck a few dicks, anon, you can make that in an afternoon if you wanted to.

>>10039257
I understand it's not for everyone. Though you might like it more than you think if you ever gave it a shot. I for one can't stand the urban jungle- and its a lions den for red staters. Oh well.
>back to being alone in my comfy town
>so completely alone

>>10039257
>I'm one of those shitbags who wants to live directly downtown in a major city
I mean cool if you don't mind stepping on heroin needles every morning (Seattle legitimately employs people to sweep heroin needles off the street at like 4AM because there are PILES of them) and living next to a homeless camp. You're also not going to find a major city anywhere in the country where having an average job can match the cost of living.
Depending on what your job is you can probably find something closer than Seattle.
I like cities, too, but I'll be damned if I can find one worth actually living in.

>>10039260
I am a fatty chan.

>>10039272
>I now remember Cal Anderson Park this past August
I lived in Seattle from 2011-2015. What the fuck happened?

>>10039272
>>10039265
I'm used to it, I live in a major city now, I just despise this one for reasons. The downtown part is great, though I really do wish I lived somewhere bigger and denser like Manhattan, but man I can't afford that shit. There's tons of hobos... Probably a top 5 hobo city. So I'm familiar with it.
But man I just really love tall buildings and rail transit.
I've told people I'm a trump voter here (liberal city) and their reactions are amusing, not like they grab a pitchfork but you see the mental double take happen in real time and they start tripping over themselves. People just think it's quirky. I've never really had a bad reaction.
Actually I went full 1488 with one guy and he found it endearing and hilarious. Full "hitler did nothing wrong" and he loved the routine despite being a bluepiller. It's really not as bad as /pol/ makes it seem.

>>10039287
Suck a few more.

I had a quickie with a dude that had a beard and I keep finding random strands in my jsk. Plus it smells like his beard oil now and it keeps giving me the butterflies.

>>10039290
Amazon moved in, the rents skyrocketed, and all the blue collar people couldn't afford rent anymore.

>>10039291
Are you cute? You can get away with a lot when you're cute.

>>10039297
>hairy men

>>10039297
That's kinda gross.

>>10039298
>>10039290
This, but also Californians decided that Washington was the best place to go for some reason when they couldn't afford to live in California anymore. They all moved up and brought their shitty politics and ideas with them. Their shitty ideas influenced the city and state governments so then Seattle PD gets neutered and the city starts catering to drug addicts and the homeless. Other major cities quickly got wind of this and began going to their own homeless camps and handing out free bus tickets to Seattle (I shit you not, this is actually what happened) so then wave after wave of heroin- and meth-addicted hobos start rolling into town and setting up camp. Apparently a tent under a bridge or in some other inconspicuous, unused area is too unsightly for the folks on the city council so they took it upon themselves to spend taxpayer money filling empty lots with tiny houses and giving them to the drug-addles hobos absolutely free of charge. So now you have blocks where 50+ heroin addicts are living rent-free right next door to an apartment complex or a small business. Oh, and the whole time this is happening you have sketchily-funded "volunteer" groups setting up needle exchanges and "safe injection sites" to make sure the heroin addicts don't accidentally kill themselves. The needle exchanges quickly became needle distribution centers. Originally, you'd turn in so many needles and they'd give you the same number of clean needles. Now you can just walk up and say "I need X number of needles" and they'll give you however many you want, which is how we ended up with literal piles of used needles all over the place.

>>10039291
If you insist on Seattle or nothing I won't stop you, but I strongly suggest you consider living up north where I am and commuting. We even have a light rail line that starts like 20 miles north of Seattle and runs all the way through down to I don't even know where.

>>10039305
Sorry we can't all be twinks.

>>10039297
>Beard oil
Did you tell him afterwards that you should both try seeing other men?

>>10039310
Friendly reminder that downtown Seattle is a deathtrap that nobody can afford to fix so they're waiting for everything to collapse so they can get FEMA to rebuild it.

Seattle is a bunch of skyscrapers with zero earthquake proofing, built on top of the city ruins that burned down 100 years ago which then sank into the foundation of sawdust and mudflats, all of which is built on top of the intersection of three fault lines.

There will be an earthquake, and skyscrapers WILL fall. But all the newer (Amazon) buildings aren't going to be affected so its not like they're keen on paying enough taxes to retrofit the entire city, which nobody can otherwise afford.

qt coworker wouldn't actually talk to me, he's ran away everytime i've tried talking to him

i found out days later he's quitting and got a different job. not related to me at all, i guess he just didn't want to break the news to me. he had made banter with me before about searching for a new job, but i didn't expect him to do it and just stop speaking with me

or i am that insufferable and no one will tell me. anyways i spent about 500 dollars on 3 new dresses, an usakumya, a new pair of shoes and a bonnet so you can say i'm doin... okay.?

>>10039310
Thank you for the daily reminder that californians are human garbage

>>10038988
No he tried to go public health care once again and no help. We can't afford for anything better for now. He like can't budget at all and buys stupid shit. I can't work and he can't work full time and I would be okay with that but somehow he relies on me putting all my extra money into saving the situation. They are not big fuck ups bc we are pretty poor but fucking every month. Can't save for anything. Sometimes I just think if I should kick him out but fuck I'm miserably in love with him and would pay for him the rest of his life.

>>10039326
I'm sorry it worked out that way, gull. But this entire saga smacks of two people with zero communication skills. Any relationship would've been doomed from the start.

>>10038991
>androgynous people tend to care more about gender than literally any other group of people. I don't get it.
Maybe because they dislike being mislabled constantly just because their body happened to look like it could be the other gender? It's kinda one of those those "I understand your mistake, but it's still fucking annoying" kinda things. Caring a lot about gender is a way to prevent that.

I'm kinda done with every idiot and his friend being "trans". I've got no chill for sissies trying to be lolita. But the few actually trans and the people who are androgeniuos I know actually just want to be scene as one gender, and just life their lives. I can understand the annoyance. Especially when people keep making it a big deal when you just want to live your life without people doubting you shouldn't get changed to the other gender.

I miss the time you could be a tomboy as a feminine guy without being labeled trans starting a young age, being talked into becoming the other gender. God I'm glad they never tried to make me a dude for having masculine hobbies and behaviour...

>>10038972
As a girl who's strait, even I agree these let's be tough and cut our hair short because muh feminism look ugly. Girls who look like guys look even worse. But luckily they do it all for themselves, so they won't have to give a fuck about me saying this. Altrough they generally need to reply how little they care a few times...

Sorry, but I agree that long hair are feminine features look best. I'm not even mad at Korean beauty standards. I rather see that than a country full of whales and other kinds of ugly people like America because of the obesety problems and such, which is then fought with "were just as pretty and you're a bad person if you disagree" kind of reactions.

>>10039353
>all those typos
Are you ESL? And short hair isn't a feminism thing though, and girls (female) who try to look like guys are usually lesbians

>>10039353
Uggo trannies are uggo, but they're not really bothering me as much as the ones who pass. So many dudes can pass now that if I see so much as a wide jaw on an otherwise attractive cis-gendered female, I'm like "ugh... could be a dude". And this thought kills my attraction. And it wouldn't have ever crossed my mind in 2005.

>>10039353
>I'm not even mad at Korean beauty standards. I rather see that than a country full of whales and other kinds of ugly people
Both are shit and both lack variety.

>you will never be a hotblooded 1980s punk rock Americowboy tough guy

>>10039368
>I want
>To be
>A cowboy

>>10039372
>Baby

>>10039353
>tfw pic related is considered "masculine"

>>10039380
Literally how

>>10039378
Wrong song.

>>10039380
Take her out of the dress and put her in casual clothes.

It's getting snowy and the roads are covered in ice. This will really cut into my ability to cycle every second day... My legs are gonna suffer for this, gembros.

>>10039388
>Remove tires
>Do this
>Reinstall tires
https://youtu.be/DTVB1md5Ot8

>>10039326
I'm so sorry for you Anon. I would have hoped a guy switching jobs would see it as a positive opportunity to date an ex-cooworker instead of a current one. Don't know if you're working in an office, but office-relations and all that. Can you still be friends? Are you going to go to that concert together? Is there still time to confess for the sake of truthfulness and giving him a boost in confidence for the future? He did post on another board and sound unsure if you liked him back.

Or perhaps it's best to let love die for now...

>>10039026
nothing what a drill can't fix

>>10039424
I think i should just let it die, it's not an office we work at a restaurant (he's front of house, i'm back of house). The concert was on the 14th, so no we didn't go. I ended up drinking with an ex coworker instead, but >>10039342 is totally right, if we're both so fucking retarded that we can't talk about this simple ass stuff, a relationship would have been absolutely doomed. I'll just keep my hopes up for someone do deserves my time.

>>10039299
I'm the kawaiiest.
>>10039297
aaand that is why I don't do it with basedboys. why do guys think beards look okay? they don't. it's barf city. fuck modernity.
>>10039310
dunno how they can get away with doing crime in broad daylight...if I hung around bragging that I dodge taxes my ass would be in a van by evening. but hanging around clearly a homeless druggie is a-okay. Thanks obama.
drug use is all but legal but prostitution is somehow still ohmegerd illegal. what a country.
>>10039319
It's been chill for like 100 years, probably won't fall down on me now.

>>10038051
what a cute gay couple

>>10038090
that's pretty gay still

>>10038099
>will still settle some fat loser when she hits 30

>>10038107
it was probably the brazilian starwars incel so it's for the best

>>10038297
>r9k mental gymnastics

>>10038457
well she's skinnier than you

>>10038627
>>10038598
>still avatarfagging with this shitty anime

>>10039503
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>>10039507
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>>10039517
Combine your shit into one post.

>>10039202
another final fantasy house waiting to happen

>>10039351
I couldn't care less about what someone "idenitifies" as. I just care about what they actually are. Gender is such a stupid concept.

>>10039446
Jesus Christ I don’t have a reaction image to describe how horrifying this is

This thread is dead
So here I’ll confess:
I cut myself
Because I lost out on a dress~

>>10039754
D :
I hope that you can be happy without having to hurt yourself one day, anon

>>10039754
Don't do that, anon.

More importantly, what dress?