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>finally get a girlfriend after getting over my social anxiety for so many years
>semi-goth look, extremely energetic and silly, cosplays and all around adorable
>all we do is cuddle, but I love it so it's okay
>she's a total tease, grabbing my crotch and slapping my ass occasionally
>big con coming up
>get hotel room
>"this is it maaaaaan ooooh mah god ahhh" says much dick
>pick girl up
>she's excited
>I'm excited that she's excited
>"Hey anon, on the way can we stop at CVS real quick?"
>"Sure what do you need?"
>"Yknow... stuff."
>stop at CVS and let her do her thing
>she gets back in the car with something square shaped in a bag
>we head to the con
>once there we check into our room and unpack
>while she's unpacking I give her a surprise bearhug and a kiss on the neck because that's how I roll baby
>"Noooo anon, stop, not right now" she says in a sad sorta way
>don't understand, she loves kisses on the neck
>"I'm having...ugh, lady problems okay."
>oh no
>no no no
>fucking fuck FUCKITY FICK FRACK PATTY WACK GIVE THE DOG A BITCH-SLAP

We still had a great time though, but holy fucking shit, what horrible timing.

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