/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10300889

>con at nyc
>me and my friends are back at the the hotel
>we start pre-gaming for the afterparty
>one friend has a bit much but we head out anyway
>we only make it two blocks before he starts stumbling
>we decide he’s too drunk to come so we turn him around and try to get him back to the room
>we start to carry him with his arms around our shoulders because he can barely stand
>everyone in the city is staring at us because he’s obviously fucked up
>he falls down and throws up on the side walk
>he becomes literal dead weight in a puddle of his own vomit
>I try to get him up and get my arm barfed on for my troubles
>two laughing teenagers start recording this
>some indian store owner comes out of his store and tells us he wants my friend’s drunk ass out
>some toothless homeless dude behind me telling me how this reminded him of nam
>I call an ambulance
>take a ride in the ambulance in cosplay
>he has to stay in the hospital for the night
>we walk back to the room
>my other friend is in his persona joker cosplay with a cigarette in his mouth and covered in puke
>some rando on the street recognizes him
>”looking cool, joker!”