/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>Go to con party Saturday night at FanExpo last weekend
>Big double room party but everyone it hanging in the larger room
>Talking up this super cute Lolita girl all night
>Super drunk
>Not spilling my spaghetti for once(thank you Alcohol)
>She offers to give me a blowjob in the empty room
>I accept
>Go into other room
>She pulls my pants down
>Forgot I was still wearing my boner hiding apparatus
>She sees it and freaks the fuck out
>Runs into the other room screaming and telling other people
>Shit! Shit! Shit!
>This scrawny ass Shinji cosplayer looks in the room and sees it too as I'm pulling my pants up,
>Run out door of empty room so more people don't see me
>Run to my room
>Cry myself to sleep

Feels bad man, picture related, picture very related.

>>7627705
That happened to me one Halloween, holy hell I must make a pretty girl, I had so many dudes coming up to me asking, asking me to dance, buying me drinks etc. my voice didn't even deter some of them, one I actually had to show him my boobs were fake to get him to leave me alone.

mfw I got more attention from dudes that night than I've gotten from girls any nights I've gone out.

TFW

>You have no friends in your area into cosplay
>All cosplay friends live halfway across the country
>No anime conventions in my area(seriously)
>Want to move away but can't for at least another year
>Spills spaghetti at the drop of a hat
>5'10 148lbs male

internet meme cat cosplay costumes for a professional contest

mfw