/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>Afest: friend that's cosplaying Noiz and I are waiting in line for autographs. Kid behind us starts making small talk, introducing himself as 17 and saying that this is only his 2nd con.
>Convo is going well, but he then he turns to my friend and asks her why she would cosplay Noiz. "Don't you know how gays have sex?"
>u-uuh obviously it sort of comes with playing DMMD
>"Haven't you ever heard of when they take a hamster and-" yeah yeah we know, but how is this relev-
>"YOUR BUTTHOLE DOESN'T SNAP BACK WHEN THINGS GO THROUGH IT."
>We just sort of stare in confusion, but friend doesn't want to be mean, and eventually says, "If you do things properly, etc." "NO NUH-UH IT DOESN'T."
>We've moved to be next in line at this point, and I'm tired of people around us looking at us strangely, so right before we get our autographs, I cut him off by asking, "So what happens when you poop? Your butthole just stays open, and you're condemned to a lifetime of diapers??"
>Silence
>We get our autographs, and I drag my friend off quickly so that he can't follow us.
>We see him later when the concert had to be evacuated because a fire alarm went off. He says hi and tries to stay near us while saying nothing else, but we basically sprint back into the concert room as soon as the doors open and lose him in the crowd and dark.

That Afest was the best.

>>8214463
>when people at cons sing or play music loudly in the halls. keep your horrible taste in music to yourself

I can't agree with you more on this. I hate when I'm in an elevator and some asshole gets in and keeps his speakers on and then acts like it's "rave time lol." To add on to that, there's this pair of Mario and Luigi cosplayers that I feel like I see at every con that play the Mario music with the jump noises and parade around the con the whole day. It's novel at first, but I don't know how they can't tell everyone's tired of them after the 1st hour.